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MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY - 'My wife!!''
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6/8/2025
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY Comic, laugh till you drop
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So while you were discussing who would take over my business after you fucked it,
00:06
business is business.
00:07
While I am not emotional about the money,
00:10
there is a price indebted to me.
00:12
For the blood I've gotten on my hands,
00:14
restoring order to the untidiness that you created,
00:17
I'm keeping the business,
00:19
while you are getting in the freezer.
00:21
It is 25 below zero in there,
00:23
so I assume you'll last about an hour.
00:26
I am not emotional about the money,
00:28
but I am emotional about the fact that someone laid their hands on my wife.
00:33
My wife!
00:37
No amount of money on God's green earth can pay for that transgression, Matthew.
00:41
No, for that, I want a pound of flesh.
00:45
It matters not to me where on your anatomy it is withdrawn from.
00:48
If you don't have a stomach, just take it for yourself.
00:51
But, a penny short or a gram shy,
00:55
that freezer door does not open.
00:57
Am I clear?
00:58
No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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