The Boy I Hate Full Episode
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00:00:00okay well all this noise is giving me a headache so i'm gonna go back upstairs
00:00:09oh there's tristan i lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her
00:00:18it's also killing me is that he's my best friend she'll be pissed if she finds out i slept with
00:00:26her brother yeah uh i'll be up in a sec okay
00:00:37why is he acting like nothing happened between us
00:00:41all those feelings last night are they just gone
00:00:52i'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way
00:00:56i cannot be dreaming about that right now look either way i'm not letting you drive across the
00:01:06country alone trying to figure out your life oh my god wait duh why don't you drive with my brother
00:01:13no i'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10 okay i love you bye
00:01:17no no no no you're supposed to knock not break down my door you giant
00:01:34never mind wren she's up now
00:01:37no no no no no no tristan long time no see why don't we skip the small talk i wasn't planning on
00:01:47coming to sherman oaks on my way to new york so is this your outfit or just hold on
00:01:57i think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:09we took a red eye from austin to surprise wren for a grad party i don't remember you at that party
00:02:15i uh left early to go out with my family and boyfriend stephen boyfriend
00:02:26is that all your luggage yeah but i gotta take the sculpture down first so
00:02:30and give me a hand
00:02:48i got it
00:02:48we're going all the way to new york in that that's the plan sweetheart wow tristan you're
00:03:00just as sweet and considerate as i remember tell me smiles what exactly do you remember
00:03:07not much perfect makes two of us you're saying you don't remember me who remembers
00:03:32the first shit we did as dumb teens anyways yeah totally well like you said we got 3 000 miles
00:03:39of road to change all that we don't have anything to do with each other and i think it's best we
00:03:42keep it that way agreed suit yourself i'm sure your boyfriend stephen steven would appreciate that
00:04:02everything all right yeah uh i'm just i'm just worried about renee
00:04:26tell me about it she just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married
00:04:31she even know the guy uh he and wren seem happy i guess they're in love what about you
00:04:39me yeah you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually i am yeah
00:04:48wasn't telling a joke but okay i i just think it's funny how you say you're in love but your
00:04:53little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to new york yeah he has work it's very important
00:04:58more important than you yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10
00:05:05minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so you look like uh nothing forget it
00:05:14no you can't do that come on finish your sentence tristian i'm a big girl i was gonna say
00:05:20you look like you haven't been properly in forever
00:05:28my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely i can't believe you just said that well
00:05:36you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at steven's office up here so i can
00:05:40say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:05:48you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:05:52i can't believe you're going to go to a voicemail so she thinks i'm in a meeting
00:06:14what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to hillary hey after the wedding
00:06:19kitten hey and if i'd have known she was gonna go to art school i would have never wasted my time
00:06:27tristan what are you doing here i've been gone for over a half hour
00:06:33what happened nothing let's let's go oh you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you
00:06:39no tristan let's just go please before he sees me sammy she didn't catch us right that's weird
00:06:44i thought i heard her can i help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of
00:06:53shit you slimy piece of do i know you nah but i know you you're the guy stringing along something
00:07:02amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go do you have any idea who you're talking to
00:07:09how do you even know sam better yet why do you even care let's just say i'm a friend someone who
00:07:15doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness kindness it just
00:07:21doesn't really get my dick wet you know and uh also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind
00:07:27of a failure you don't deserve to say her name all she ever does is care about you and you're here
00:07:34talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day
00:07:38who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that i'm the guy about to teach you some
00:07:43respect i'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my oh my god steven what the
00:07:52fuck is wrong with you security get the hell out of my
00:08:01the fuck is wrong with you security you're lucky that's all i do hey if you ever badmouse samantha
00:08:07smiles again she's so much as look at her wrong you won't just be losing a plan or two you'll be losing teeth
00:08:14got it
00:08:23what the hell was that all about hey i didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you mean
00:08:28you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:08:32why would you just because i don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me
00:08:37the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know the real
00:08:43you he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and i would never do that to you sam
00:08:49because i just i because you what sorry i i just forget it
00:09:05because you what forget it what i want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy
00:09:11already i can't okay you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:16tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth look i'll deal with
00:09:20steven later all right i don't want to cause any drama to renee's big day so i'll just wait after
00:09:25the wedding okay smiles you know you deserve more than this don't you i just want to get out of here
00:09:33okay please
00:09:43fine just don't let me catch you crying again or i don't know what i'll do
00:09:51see better
00:10:03hey sammy sorry i didn't pick up earlier honey today was crazy no it's okay no you're busy that
00:10:20plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me oh no are you all right yeah but it was just
00:10:27so weird it seemed like he knew you big blonde guy kind of looks like a surfer nope doesn't sound
00:10:33familiar uh but i'm glad you're okay yeah i should be all right for the wedding i gotta go have a safe
00:10:38drive honey love you yeah i love you too see you soon don't look at me like that look i'll figure it
00:10:45out after the wedding this isn't forever yeah i heard that one before
00:10:59good night tristan
00:11:11good night tristan
00:11:21good night tristan
00:11:40this the book about the sexy elves and
00:11:42good night tristan
00:11:44you know what you need a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs
00:11:48i can't even swim then i can just teach you
00:11:51duh
00:11:55i'll never understand how i feel about him to him
00:11:58i'll always just be his baby sister's best friend earth to samantha
00:12:12smiles
00:12:16there's something i've been wanting to tell you
00:12:21yes
00:12:24hey
00:12:29you guys mind if we share at the talk
00:12:33uh sure
00:12:50hey savannah
00:12:52it's samantha oh right for sure um so tristan said your friend
00:12:58friends with his sister right
00:13:01you know it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us
00:13:07i don't think he'd listen to me
00:13:09come on sabrina you would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:13girl i can tell you what else is probably huge
00:13:18you don't need me to get him
00:13:20i'm nobody
00:13:22what the fuck's your problem huh
00:13:24what what's your problem please no one actually reads anymore that book's just a prop for your
00:13:29little nerdy girl act isn't it what hey hey you want to be different so bad you really think
00:13:38playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you
00:13:41what oh my god look at her blushing she thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little
00:13:46books oh the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:13:51i do not have a crush on him god just leave me alone
00:14:03oh yeah is that why you're parading your tits around so the nerdy girl's actually a slut huh
00:14:09hey what the hell's going on
00:14:10you want his attention sweetie well then let us help you
00:14:24hey what the fuck was that
00:14:33she's not coming back up
00:14:40she's not coming back up
00:14:42she's not coming back up
00:14:44she's not coming back up
00:15:08hey tell me you're all right
00:15:11oh my god wow cherson you are literally a hero
00:15:15don't touch me all right just get out of here
00:15:18babe come on it was an accident we're just messing around
00:15:22i said get out before you get thrown in the water next go
00:15:28are you hurt
00:15:35well they must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:48thank you for saving me
00:16:01those girls
00:16:02they push you in because of me
00:16:06it isn't your fault
00:16:07isn't it if i would have just paid more attention god i feel like such a piece of
00:16:11shit you're not a piece of
00:16:12shit
00:16:13you know if ren were there she'd call me the same thing and she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:16oh my god oh my god i'm so sorry i i'm so sorry i don't know why i just did that
00:16:26is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you
00:16:29that was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:34oh really then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:46we shouldn't no no no ren is my best friend
00:16:54you kissed me first remember
00:16:57i i know but
00:16:59you're her older brother and she hates when girls make moves on you i
00:17:03but but you're not just any girl
00:17:15forget everyone else it's just you and me
00:17:23do you want me sam
00:17:27i couldn't quite hear those smiles was that yes you're in though
00:17:33you
00:17:36i want you
00:18:03I don't want to stop.
00:18:05Don't.
00:18:07It's fine.
00:18:17Have you ever done this before?
00:18:19I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:18:33I don't know.
00:18:49Sam?
00:18:51Where were you?
00:18:55Where were you?
00:18:57I went to the bathroom.
00:18:59I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:19:03I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:07You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:13The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:17You brought me this.
00:19:19So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:23Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:25Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:27It's all anyone does.
00:19:29It's always about Tristan.
00:19:31Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:39You would never do that to me.
00:19:41Right, Sam?
00:19:43You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:45Of course.
00:19:47You're so sensitive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:49Come on.
00:19:51You know I hate him.
00:19:53We both hate him.
00:19:55He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:59Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:01And he never will.
00:20:07Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:09I never will.
00:20:11I know I can trust you.
00:20:13Always, Ren.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:15It's me and you.
00:20:17There they go, showing off Golden Boy again.
00:20:29Attention everyone.
00:20:30We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:33You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:37My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:39He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:46Isn't that right, son?
00:20:47Yes, sir.
00:20:49Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:21:02Oh great.
00:21:03The airheads from across the lake are here too.
00:21:06Eh?
00:21:08Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:10You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:12You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:14Well then let us help you.
00:21:19Hm?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:21Oh, yeah.
00:21:22Fine.
00:21:23God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:25I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:27Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:36Hey Tristan.
00:21:37Can I talk to you?
00:21:38I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:42All day.
00:21:44Oh, hey Smiles.
00:21:46Need something?
00:21:47No.
00:21:48Never mind.
00:21:49Just...
00:21:52Forget it.
00:21:55Forget it.
00:21:56I knew you'd come around.
00:22:06Want to take this to your room?
00:22:09I knew you'd come around.
00:22:23Want to take this to your room?
00:22:26Not in the mood.
00:22:39I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:48Tristan!
00:22:49Come on! Open up, it's already 10.
00:22:51We gotta get on the road!
00:22:53If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds,
00:22:55I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:23:01Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:23:03Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:05Put some clothes on, the people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:08Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:12If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:14Shut up, there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:19God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:21Gee, thanks.
00:23:22Well, just pay him back the favor.
00:23:24Consider us even now.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:28Oh, my God.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:31Oh, my God.
00:23:32Oh, my God.
00:23:33Oh, my God.
00:23:38Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:42Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:44No.
00:23:45Why would I be?
00:23:46Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:23:47It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:50It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:54We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:55You can't tease me like this.
00:23:59What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:24:01What if I'm serious?
00:24:02Tristan Montgomery.
00:24:03Being serious?
00:24:04I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:07Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:12It's in the sky.
00:24:17We should, uh, get going.
00:24:18Meet you outside.
00:24:31We're out of gas.
00:24:32No, we're not.
00:24:33Filled up yesterday.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:39Got gas last night.
00:24:40We were taking your depression now.
00:24:41We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:24:44Gotten this this far, haven't I?
00:24:46Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:48So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:49Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:50Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:51No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:52It's basically just school and work.
00:24:53And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:24:54You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:24:55As much as I'd like to.
00:24:56I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:24:58What about you?
00:24:59I own my own business.
00:25:00Clean and pools.
00:25:01How did that happen?
00:25:02A year ago, I went to school to open the shop.
00:25:03I entered school from soft-mine.
00:25:04We had the school to open the shop for some business and a lot of things.
00:25:05I was in law school, and I was a little artsy, and I was a master school, and I was
00:25:06in law school.
00:25:07If you had the school, I was a master school, and I was in law school and I was in law school,
00:25:08and I was all about my school.
00:25:09I was just friends and I was a master school.
00:25:10I'm in law school, and I was in law school.
00:25:11Just as long as you did, I had the school-signed and a law school you started
00:25:16my bills full-time. What about you? I own my own business, cleaning pools. How did that happen?
00:25:24A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool
00:25:29was. Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:35That's where I came in. Sounds like a bad porno. A bad porno? Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:46Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake? Hey.
00:26:05Hey, uh, I have a hell of a headache. Do you have any aspirin? Yeah, um, come in.
00:26:32You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it? I'm sorry. I just don't remember
00:26:39you having that scar last time we met. How did you get it? Playing football?
00:26:46I remember it was raining. I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:57I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:27:01That was the last time I played college ball. I lost my scholarship.
00:27:05I'm so sorry.
00:27:11Well, you forgot the rest of her life, shall I?
00:27:17Uh, thank you for the aspirin. I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right? I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:27:34What can I get for you? Just two coffees, please.
00:27:44Huh? So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya? You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:50Oh, no. Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City. He's her older brother.
00:27:56So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:58No, I have a boyfriend. Well, that's complicated, but Tristan and I aren't.
00:28:01I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago. He doesn't even remember.
00:28:07Oh, sweet pea. You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:15something like that? I think you can't. Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:27Hey. Anything sound good? What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:35Uh, what do you mean? You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:42Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:54What do you remember about me?
00:29:03I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear. Especially the last one.
00:29:12I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:18Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:21I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:25You know what else I remember?
00:29:27I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:32Oh, really? Is that it?
00:29:36What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:37Nothing. You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:47That's exactly the way.
00:29:48Did we just run out of gas?
00:30:06I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:08I told you this would happen.
00:30:15We're out of gas.
00:30:16No, we're not.
00:30:17For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:20Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:30:21I know my car.
00:30:22My God.
00:30:26Do we have a problem?
00:30:27You are my problem.
00:30:29My best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:30:33you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:34I know my car.
00:30:35Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything!
00:30:43What do you want me to say?
00:30:45That it's my fault?
00:30:46Fine. It's my fucking fault.
00:30:49This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:50God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:53Should have just told Ren no.
00:30:54Agreed to what?
00:30:55Ren talked you into this.
00:31:01Didn't she?
00:31:03You didn't want to drive me.
00:31:06Sam.
00:31:09Sam, no, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:31:14Hey, hey.
00:31:20I'm frustrated too.
00:31:21We're in this together.
00:31:26All right?
00:31:28You and me.
00:31:29What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:46You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:48Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:51We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:53For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:55Yeah, we appreciate the help.
00:31:57Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:59I have a gift for my friend in the trunk and I don't want it damaged.
00:32:02You have my word, miss.
00:32:04Thank you so much, sir.
00:32:07Just call me Bob.
00:32:08So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:12We're on our way to New York.
00:32:14My best friend's getting married.
00:32:15Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:17I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:20Don't you agree, son?
00:32:22One hundred percent.
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:31Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:33Mm-hmm.
00:32:36Ah, shoot.
00:32:37I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:46That's okay.
00:32:51We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:53Thanks.
00:32:55Uh, sir?
00:32:57We're the only spot in town.
00:32:59Everything else is over three hours away.
00:33:07One room will be fine.
00:33:09Look, it's just one night.
00:33:11Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:16I was being silly.
00:33:24So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:28I...
00:33:30I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:33Let's just forget it.
00:33:41Sorry.
00:33:42about what I said at the cafe earlier.
00:33:46I didn't mean it.
00:33:48I know.
00:33:53Good night, Sam.
00:34:01Hey, honey.
00:34:01I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:34:03I've been caught up at the office.
00:34:04How's the drive been?
00:34:05Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:08The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:09That's nice.
00:34:10Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:13My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:15I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:17Are you kidding?
00:34:18I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:20You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:22Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:24I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:26He needs me.
00:34:26Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:28Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:30I mean, no, no, no.
00:34:31We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:33God, how could you?
00:34:34I...
00:34:40What was that?
00:34:43What was that?
00:34:44Huh?
00:34:45Oh, nothing.
00:34:45My coworker just said something.
00:34:47Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down,
00:34:49but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:51Okay?
00:34:51See you soon.
00:35:00Hey, you okay?
00:35:01What happened?
00:35:03Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:04I broke up with him.
00:35:10What are you gonna say?
00:35:10I told you so.
00:35:11You should've dumped him from the start.
00:35:12Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:14Sam, no.
00:35:15I'm sorry.
00:35:16No.
00:35:17Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:19I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:20Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:21Okay, just wait.
00:35:22Just wait.
00:35:22No, I should've never agreed to this.
00:35:23I should've said no.
00:35:24I should've...
00:35:25Sam, Sam!
00:35:34God, let me throw a fucking jerk!
00:35:47Will you just stop?
00:35:48I'm trying to help.
00:35:49Why?
00:35:51Because.
00:35:51Because why?
00:35:53Because he can't swim.
00:35:56You remember.
00:35:58Sam, just listen.
00:36:00Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:36:01You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything.
00:36:05Told you.
00:36:07Yes, I remember.
00:36:11Sam, where are you going?
00:36:16Sam, where are you going?
00:36:18Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:20Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:24Sam, just stop, Samantha.
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:31All right.
00:36:33Yeah, be right there.
00:36:40Fuck.
00:36:43I picked up the car, um, but we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:08We're not going to leave until we talk.
00:37:24I don't feel like talking.
00:37:28What are you doing?
00:37:29I don't know, but I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:38Never.
00:37:45How much have you had to drink?
00:37:48Doesn't matter.
00:37:49Make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:55Things I've never felt before.
00:37:59I hate you so much.
00:38:02But I want you so bad.
00:38:04It scares me.
00:38:04It scares me.
00:38:27Hey.
00:38:28Hey.
00:38:29Hey.
00:38:29Hey.
00:38:30Hey.
00:38:30Hey.
00:38:31Hi.
00:38:31Hey, hey.
00:38:32Hey.
00:38:33I'm sorry.
00:38:36I can't.
00:38:57Hey, you hungry?
00:39:03Is this how it's gonna be the rest of the trip?
00:39:14Like what?
00:39:16Like you not talking to me.
00:39:18Not even looking at me.
00:39:21Is this all because of last night?
00:39:26Hey, answer me.
00:39:31Yes.
00:39:33This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:37If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:40I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:43You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:39:45Why? Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:49You think I don't want you?
00:39:52You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:56I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:40:00And last night...
00:40:02I almost lost control.
00:40:05But you were drunk and...
00:40:08I wasn't gonna take advantage of you like that.
00:40:10Well, let's do that.
00:40:12Okay, so we're sick to me...
00:40:14We died.
00:40:15The day of the day, we are here.
00:40:17But we will know that.
00:40:18And we are not going to do it again.
00:40:19Yeah.
00:40:20Let's go, we're going to go, we're having my teacher to answer.
00:40:21Okay, we're going to do a lot of things for each other.
00:40:22I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:52Hey, so one room or two?
00:41:05Um, one room, please.
00:41:11Here you go.
00:41:13We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:15Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:16Mine died in the pool.
00:41:18Tell her I said hi.
00:41:19Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:23Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:25Renee, it's me.
00:41:26Oh, my God, Sam?
00:41:27Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:29I fell in a pool.
00:41:30It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:33Don't be.
00:41:34I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:35I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:38God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:40So used us telling each other everything?
00:41:42Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:44Be sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:47Love you.
00:41:49Everything good?
00:41:53Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:57You okay?
00:41:59Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:42:02Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:42:07it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:09What?
00:42:10Why?
00:42:11Is this because of Renee?
00:42:12Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:18And it can't happen again.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:23Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:30I don't know.
00:42:31You tell me.
00:42:31No, you tell me.
00:42:32You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:35Let's do it.
00:42:35What are you talking about?
00:42:36You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:40There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:42You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:44I hate Tristan.
00:42:48Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:49Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:51And he never will.
00:42:52Ring any bells?
00:42:54You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:56Did you mean it?
00:43:00Of course I didn't.
00:43:02Then why'd you say it?
00:43:03Why'd you push me away?
00:43:05And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:08Renee is my best friend.
00:43:10And she...
00:43:11You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:14I just...
00:43:15I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:16God.
00:43:18I'm sorry.
00:43:19I just...
00:43:21I don't regret last night.
00:43:23And I do want to tell Wren, I just...
00:43:26I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:32It's okay.
00:43:34I get it.
00:43:37You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:43You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:49I came to drop off some things at the house.
00:43:53And I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:44:00Tristan!
00:44:04My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:44:07My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:10And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:14Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:16Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:19And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:22I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:26And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:28Years wasting my time.
00:44:32Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:34It isn't stupid.
00:44:36You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:38Then it's worth it.
00:44:42My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:45You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:48Oh, God, no.
00:44:50Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:53Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:55Everything with Steven was easy.
00:44:59Comfortable.
00:45:00Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:45:02I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:45:07It wasn't until you came back into my life
00:45:09that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:14I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:17You deserve everything.
00:45:31You hear me?
00:45:33Everything.
00:45:35I wouldn't hate you.
00:45:38But I don't.
00:45:40I don't.
00:45:42I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:45I never have.
00:46:15Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:18I have something for you.
00:46:25A cell phone?
00:46:26If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening,
00:46:29we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:34Wild Stallion?
00:46:36Is that your code name?
00:46:37Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:41I can't help you.
00:46:42We hate each other.
00:46:46Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:49It's what you want, right?
00:46:50Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:52I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:46:54and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late...
00:46:57Ow.
00:46:58Your head smiles.
00:47:00I said I understand.
00:47:01You can do my dirty little secret.
00:47:03So did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:47:07You motherfuckers.
00:47:09Took you long enough?
00:47:14You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:16Whoa, whoa.
00:47:17Careful.
00:47:17That's my future bride, man.
00:47:19Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:22It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:24And you must be Samantha.
00:47:26Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:27I feel like I already know you.
00:47:29Bring it in.
00:47:31I'll take your bag.
00:47:33Yes!
00:47:33Did Tristan play nice, or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:41What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:43Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:44A pirouette on your corpse, if you were me to my bestie, yes.
00:47:47Relax, run.
00:47:48It wasn't bad.
00:47:49It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:52You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:54because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:57Yeah?
00:47:58And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:48:02I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:48:06I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:09Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:11They really do hate each other.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:16Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:20I need to get my maid up all the way to get into a dress.
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:22No, Dave, tissue.
00:48:34Okay, the tire works.
00:48:38Mom.
00:48:40Please.
00:48:42Okay, mom, you'll figure it out.
00:48:45Are you alone?
00:48:47You wish.
00:48:47I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:49My room's next door.
00:48:50That's too bad.
00:48:50You should be in mine instead.
00:48:52Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:54I like it when you call me that.
00:48:55What's your room number?
00:48:56I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:57You can't.
00:48:58I'm with your sister.
00:48:59Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:49:00Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:49:02I need help picking up my earrings.
00:49:03See what I mean?
00:49:04Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:06Come to my room later, please.
00:49:08Sam, are you alive?
00:49:10I gotta go.
00:49:11I'll talk to you later.
00:49:11Okay, which ones?
00:49:18I think the pearls.
00:49:21Thank God you're here.
00:49:23I can't wait to be married, so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:26It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:28I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:30Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:31If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:34when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:36When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:37When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:44I broke up with him.
00:49:47When?
00:49:48Why?
00:49:49He's cheating on me.
00:49:53You were right, Wren.
00:49:55I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:57I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:59Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:50:02but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:50:05I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:10God, I'm sorry.
00:50:12But I called him and told him it's over,
00:50:14so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:17How do you take it?
00:50:18Like a pussy?
00:50:20I have no clue.
00:50:21My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:25Come here.
00:50:27Oh, serves him right.
00:50:29Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:32Look, I'm done with him.
00:50:36That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:38Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:41And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:43Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:59It's only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:51:02I'm gonna hedge you all to myself for days nonstop.
00:51:07I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:09Wait, hold on.
00:51:10Can we talk?
00:51:13Sure.
00:51:14What about?
00:51:15I was talking with Ren earlier.
00:51:18Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours
00:51:21because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:23So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:25Thank you, Justin.
00:51:27I need to think about it.
00:51:28So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:31Does she know about us?
00:51:33No, but I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:40Are you sure?
00:51:42Your parents are gonna be here,
00:51:43and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:47I'm done, too.
00:51:50No more hiding.
00:51:52I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:54I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:24Hi.
00:52:29Why was she here?
00:52:31Did someone see?
00:52:33Mom showed up this morning,
00:52:34and, uh,
00:52:36Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:38She found out about the affair,
00:52:40and she came here,
00:52:42and she saw us,
00:52:44and...
00:52:46Oh, my God.
00:52:48God.
00:52:49God.
00:52:50God.
00:52:50God.
00:52:52You were right.
00:52:54I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:58If we were kids,
00:52:59this is where you would say something smug,
00:53:01and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:53:05Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:09Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:11She's in shock, too.
00:53:13Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:15I'll be okay.
00:53:29I'll see you over here so again.
00:53:30I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:46Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:47It's good to have you.
00:53:50Excuse me.
00:53:51How's Wren?
00:53:56As well as can be expected.
00:53:59You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:54:02Now, I've only met their dad once,
00:54:04but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:54:07Maybe something happened to him.
00:54:08Like, his flight got canceled,
00:54:10or his phone died.
00:54:13Surprise!
00:54:14Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:19I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:21Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:22Didn't you get my text?
00:54:24What text?
00:54:25I didn't get any text.
00:54:26The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:28Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:54:31I broke up with him.
00:54:41Wait.
00:54:42Don't I know that guy?
00:54:44God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:46Jesus Christ, I came out all this way,
00:54:48and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:49And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:52Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:53Let's just go talk to me.
00:54:54No.
00:54:55Whatever you want to say to me,
00:54:57you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03Whatever you want to say to me,
00:55:04you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:07God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:09And you're not even a little bit grateful
00:55:11for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:13I broke up with you.
00:55:16Excuse me?
00:55:17I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:55:19because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:22And you know,
00:55:22I don't give a shit about your boss
00:55:24or your shitty law firm,
00:55:26you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:28Honey, what?
00:55:29What are you talking about?
00:55:31Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:32You know I love you.
00:55:33I would never cheat on you.
00:55:34I saw her.
00:55:36She was on your lap.
00:55:38I'm going to dump her ass.
00:55:40You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:41Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:43You were there.
00:55:45Sammy, honey.
00:55:47Listen, that, that girl,
00:55:49she's nobody.
00:55:49I'll admit I made a mistake.
00:55:53But I can change.
00:55:54No, Steven.
00:55:55I made the mistake
00:55:57of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:59But it's over now.
00:56:01I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:56:02Sam,
00:56:03you're not in the right mind.
00:56:05I know you love me.
00:56:07You can't live without me.
00:56:08You even told me so.
00:56:09Listen to me.
00:56:10You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:12You need me.
00:56:13Not anymore.
00:56:16Now get out.
00:56:33My dad isn't coming.
00:56:36Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:41Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable,
00:56:43but he's not.
00:56:44I went to his room,
00:56:45but he wasn't there.
00:56:47I tried calling.
00:56:48It's typical Tristan.
00:56:50It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:53He gets that from my dad.
00:56:56Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:58It was your wedding.
00:56:59I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:57:02It's bullshit,
00:57:03and you know it.
00:57:05You're right.
00:57:06I didn't tell you
00:57:07because my feelings were so big
00:57:11and everything was happening so fast,
00:57:13and what?
00:57:14You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:17I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:18We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:19I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:23Not even you.
00:57:25Because if I told you,
00:57:26then that makes it real,
00:57:27and I...
00:57:28I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:30You love Tristan?
00:57:31I love him so much.
00:57:50Then you need to tell him.
00:57:52I know.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:53I know.
00:57:55I know.
00:57:55I know.
00:57:56I know.
00:57:57I know.
00:57:58I know.
00:57:59I know.
00:58:00I know.
00:58:01Who presents this woman
00:58:12to be married to this man?
00:58:16Her mother and I do.
00:58:18Finn,
00:58:20do you take Renee
00:58:21to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:24I do.
00:58:25Do you take Finn
00:58:26to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:29I do.
00:58:29then,
00:58:32by the power vested in me
00:58:33by the state of New York,
00:58:35I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:38You may kiss the bride.
00:58:40I do.
00:58:40I do.
00:58:40I do.
00:58:41I do.
00:58:41I do.
00:58:42I do.
00:58:42I do.
00:58:43I do.
00:58:43I do.
00:58:44I do.
00:58:44I do.
00:58:45I do.
00:58:45I do.
00:58:46I do.
00:58:46I do.
00:58:47I do.
00:58:47I do.
00:58:48I don't know.
00:58:57I do.
00:58:58I do.
00:58:58I do.
00:58:59Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:59:01Are you ignoring me? I don't know what you mean. I'm sorry. I didn't know Steven was gonna show up
00:59:07You told me you broke up with him. I did. I I swear. Then why was he here?
00:59:12Why was he holding you in his fucking arms kissing you?
00:59:17Okay, I told you about my dad's affair. I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just
00:59:25Let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane
00:59:28Please let me explain
00:59:32Save it done
00:59:38Hi
00:59:42What are you doing in here
00:59:45You should be at your reception can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor sitting here dying inside
00:59:50Come on. I locked the door. We please come out besides. I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to say
00:59:58I
01:00:04Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year, it's because he was in a bad accident
01:00:08I know
01:00:10He told me his football career was over after that
01:00:14But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad
01:00:19All Tristan saw was disappointment
01:00:22So after everything with my dad broke his world
01:00:25When he saw you with Steven
01:00:27I ended it with Steven
01:00:29He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that
01:00:32I know
01:00:32I know
01:00:34He won't even talk to me
01:00:36Even if he won't talk to you you need to talk to him
01:00:39If you really love him
01:00:41If you really love him, he'll listen
01:00:42He'll listen
01:00:44Come on
01:00:46Please give it up for Samantha Smiles
01:00:51Please give it up for Samantha Smiles
01:01:01I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid
01:01:06Last year she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy
01:01:10She told me she loved him and that they were getting married
01:01:13Now I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was
01:01:17Are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:20I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever
01:01:24How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:27I realized
01:01:30Wren had it right
01:01:32Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:35Because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:38And doing the things that scare you
01:01:40Like you've been your heart to someone after only a few weeks
01:01:44Or a few days
01:01:46That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:49And that's how I did too
01:01:51To the bride and groom
01:01:54And to love that is timeless
01:01:57Excuse me, is this sculpture yours?
01:02:11Um, yes, it's mine
01:02:13I own a gallery in Soho
01:02:15Give me a call when you can
01:02:17I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces
01:02:19I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:21Absolutely
01:02:22Say, your art is precisely what I'm looking for
01:02:26I look forward to your call
01:02:30Hey, can we talk?
01:02:31Oh, now you wanna talk?
01:02:33After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:35I know
01:02:37I stood up in front of all those people, I...
01:02:39I was scared
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:43I was shady to you
01:02:44I know that
01:02:45I was angry, hurt
01:02:46And instead of letting you in, I shut you out
01:02:47So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities
01:02:49You started pouring out on me again
01:02:50I mean, he had you for five years
01:02:52I'm sorry
01:02:53I'm sorry
01:02:54I'm sorry
01:02:56I'm sorry
01:02:57I'm sorry
01:02:58I'm sorry
01:02:59I'm sorry
01:03:00I'm sorry
01:03:01I'm sorry
01:03:02I'm sorry
01:03:03I'm sorry
01:03:04I'm sorry
01:03:05I don't know
01:03:06I'm sorry
01:03:07I'm sorry
01:03:08I'm sorry
01:03:09I'm sorry
01:03:10I'm sorry
01:03:11I'm sorry
01:03:12I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:14I've only been with you for a few days.
01:03:16Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:21So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:29You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:32Trust him.
01:03:33I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:38I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:44I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:52Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:56It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:04:01And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:04:05Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:13How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:16Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:23I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:33What do you say?
01:04:34Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:37You and me.
01:04:38We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:40I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:42You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:45Look, sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:48You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:51Just say yes.
01:04:53Please say yes, please.
01:05:07Yes.
01:05:08And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:19I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:23Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:27Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:29No fucking way.
01:05:30They're making out too.
01:05:33Whoa.
01:05:34You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:34Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:40I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:43Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brett.
01:05:45Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:05:48You're always going to be number one.
01:05:50Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:53Have fun on your honeymoon, sugarplum.
01:05:55We are going to hit the road.
01:06:00Where are you guys even going?
01:06:01To the gas station.
01:06:04Oh, my God.
01:06:19I love you.
01:06:20What?
01:06:21Hey.
01:06:22Hey.
01:06:22Hey.
01:06:22Hey.
01:06:24Hey.
01:06:25Hey.
01:06:25Hey.
01:06:26Hey.
01:06:28Hey.