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  • 6/8/2025
The current dating landscape is bleak at best and no one is more aware of this than Mackenzie, a disillusioned 25-year o | dG1fY0E4aldjdXpCNTg
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00:00I was just motioning for you to pass my vape no one is supposed to know this
00:12many opportunities exist for them he's supposed to know three women and then
00:15choose me so your ideal dating scenario is like little house on the prairie yeah
00:20Jake once went nine months without ever texting me at all and now I get a meme
00:24like once a week I'm Finn Mackenzie I found him I really think you need to
00:33message the hot journalist he rented out the whole restaurant
00:39Harry what
00:42he's made me realize that no one has ever actually liked me before
00:48I love you forever what's taking so long when are you gonna be home name one
00:57thing you've done for me you don't care about me I don't think I could live
00:59without you why didn't you answer my calls why didn't you leave class to answer
01:03why are you ignoring my entire life revolves around you that's how he talks
01:08to you yeah I mean it's you know it's like our joke
01:12nobody has what we have it's so special
01:20I'm confused I'm really sorry that I made you feel that way
01:27what's wrong what nothing everything's fine
01:30text message from Finn heartology best boyfriend in the world
01:34what was that
01:38you my roommates having like disgusting loud sex with her boyfriend
01:45oh

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