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00:00Catch Greg the Bunny on an all-new MADtv, Fox Saturday.
00:06Looks like the Gilster's gonna open up a can of whips.
00:10Applesauce on all you guys, huh?
00:12That's right.
00:14We put that pain in the paintball blind.
00:17What?
00:20When I get these goggles off, you ain't gonna have a talk.
00:24Just as soon as I do it...
00:27I hate the goggles.
00:27You just, when you stay there, you, I got a bone to pick.
00:31Stay right there, don't move.
00:34Catch the first hour and a new hour of 24 on Fox.
00:41A little check we dropped into DS pockets, about to explode all over the papers.
00:45On the next all-new episode of Skin.
00:49She's made many mistakes, Tom, that's the truth.
00:51If you're worried that I'll tell your wife that we were sleeping together, I won't.
00:54As much as she loves that boy, she gave him up because she loves you more.
00:59I'm gonna find a way to get her back.
01:00Tell me how we're gonna get this guy.
01:02Amber Sin.
01:03The original Golden Girl.
01:04She knows everything there is to know about Goldman.
01:06If...
01:07You stink!
01:08Tuesday, June 11th.
01:12Get ready for the biggest music talent search in history.
01:15Some are bound for glory.
01:17Gitchy, gitchy, ya-ya-da-da.
01:21Others won't be so lucky.
01:23When you're in my arms, you make me prouder than...
01:28That was terrible.
01:29No, I mean awful.
01:31I thought he took it quite well.
01:32Thousands of wannabes.
01:33Only one winner.
01:35And your vote decides who it is.
01:37American Idol.
01:38A Search for a Superstar.
01:40Tuesday, June 11th on Fox.
01:49This Tuesday...
01:51Charlie had feelings for me.
01:53And the truth is, I liked him too.
01:55I don't know if I can trust you anymore,
01:57and I don't know how we're ever gonna get that back.
01:58But their attraction was just the beginning.
02:01Thanks, Charlie!
02:03The season finale of Dharma and Greg begins Tuesday on ABC.
02:09It was history's darkest hour, and her world was torn apart.
02:13How long will we be in hiding?
02:14Until the war's over.
02:16But her dreams survived.
02:18I know where they're hiding.
02:19And her voice would never be silent.
02:22The story that goes beyond anything you've ever heard.
02:25Anne Frank, next Sunday, 9, 8 central on ABC.
02:31Tuesday, one thing leads to another.
02:35I wanted to surprise you with breakfast.
02:37When Detective Danny Sorensen...
02:38I've got a favorite ass.
02:40...goes undercover.
02:41Keep it quiet.
02:42I'll keep it entirely to myself.
02:44And the inclusion.
02:45I'm trying to look out for you.
02:46I got a covenant.
02:47All new NYPD Blue ABC Tuesday.
02:50Viewer discretion advised.
02:51You stink.
03:00Tuesday, one thing leads to another.
03:03I wanted to surprise you with breakfast.
03:05When Detective Danny Sorensen...
03:06I've got a favorite ass.
03:08...goes undercover.
03:09Keep it quiet.
03:10I'll keep it entirely to myself.
03:12And the inclusion.
03:13I'm trying to look out for you.
03:14I got a covenant.
03:15All new NYPD Blue ABC Tuesday.
03:18Viewer discretion advised.
03:19...and the least.
03:22The weak and the strong.
03:24The rich and the poor.
03:27In sickness and health.
03:30In joy and sorrow.
03:33In tragedy and triumph.
03:36You are all my children.
03:38The 70s were about to close.
03:42I gotta wear this.
03:43The music.
03:44Hey!
03:44And the Partridge Family.
03:46Pickers in the Beatles!
03:48The Partridge Family story you never knew.
03:50Get it!
03:50Come on, get happy.
03:51Saturday at 9, 8 central on ABC.
03:54It's Westwood.
03:56Monday, watch the Dallas Cowboys play the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football.
04:01ABC Monday.
04:11Dallas, Minnesota.
04:12Monday night at 9 Eastern, 6 Pacific.
04:14The Partridge Family.
04:19You stinker.
04:24They defined a generation.
04:26Bigger than the Beatles!
04:27And showed us what a family could be.
04:29But when the lights went dim.
04:31No!
04:31No!
04:31No!
04:32The fairy tale ended.
04:33The Partridge Family story you never knew.
04:35Hey, geek!
04:36Come on, get happy.
04:37Saturday at 9, 8 central on ABC.
04:40A boxing melee outside the ring will tell you what happened.
04:43And a car that runs on Gatorade.
04:45Details next at 10.
04:52Don't go away.
04:53Judging Amy is coming up next on CBS.
04:56Friday, God is sending Joan to beauty school.
04:59Ow!
04:59But this is one makeover.
05:01Notice anything?
05:02What?
05:03That's gonna get ugly.
05:04I've been wearing the same clothes for two days.
05:07I am freeing myself from the media's ideals of beauty.
05:10You're doing this by stinking?
05:12Power to the pimple.
05:13A new Joan of Arcadia, CBS Friday.
05:15Next Wednesday, one week from Sunday,
05:18all the stars are coming out to party.
05:24Live and unpredictable.
05:26It's just like high school.
05:27I got an idea how to make this movie, man.
05:29God, God, God.
05:31It's the Golden Globe Awards.
05:33And be there at 76 Central on NBC for the live arrivals.
05:36And see who's with who and who's wearing what.
05:38I'm just shamelessly filled with joy.
05:41It's Hollywood's most unpredictable party.
05:43The Golden Globe Awards.
05:44NBC one week from Sunday.
05:46This February, television's biggest events are on NBC.
05:50So sit back and hold on tight.
05:52Rachel must choose between Joey and Ross.
05:55Matt Damon and Rosie O'Donnell on Will and Grace.
05:58Niles proposes to Daphne.
06:00All new episodes of America's favorite dramas.
06:03Plus, the Daytona 500.
06:05Michael Jordan in the NBA All-Star Game.
06:08And the biggest event of them all.
06:09The Winter Olympics from Salt Lake City.
06:12It's all happening this February.
06:14Only on NBC.
06:15It began 11 years ago and would become television's most honored comedy.
06:22Thank you, Frasier.
06:23Next week, Frasier returns to Thursday.
06:27Coffee tomorrow?
06:28For its final farewell.
06:30I'll miss the coffees.
06:31With a wedding and a baby.
06:34Isn't he perfect, Dad?
06:36He certainly is, Mom.
06:37And for Frasier, the love of his life.
06:42The series finale of Frasier.
06:44Starting at 8, 7 Central, NBC next Thursday.
06:58For a transcript or to purchase a video segment,
07:01call 1-866-NBC-TAIT.
07:08Impersonating the president can be a serious crime.
07:10Is this legal?
07:11Or a whole lot of fun.
07:13Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver.
07:15There's something funny going on in the White House.
07:18Okay, let's get back to work.
07:20Whoa!
07:20Dave, CBS Sunday.
07:23Tonight, late nights getting extraterrestrial
07:26when Dave talks to Third Rock's Kristen Johnston.
07:28Plus, a whole lot more on The Late Show after your local news.
07:31Straight ahead, the governor signs a new law
07:38that will help redevelop the electric city.
07:41I'm Sabrina Fang.
07:42Coming up, some Gilderland residents are howling
07:45about the coyote population,
07:47and now lawmakers are trying to do something about it.
07:50Hardcore street gangs are trying to gain a foothold
07:52here in the Capitol District.
07:54I'm John Russell.
07:55I'll tell you what police are trying to do about it
07:56tonight on Channel 6 News at 11.
07:58The Fresh Prince confronts the most pressing problem
08:01in America today.
08:02Let's have the money.
08:03Come on, come on.
08:04Pull Us Over Bel Air deals with how violence attacks you.
08:08Dad, I'm going to kill you.
08:09Basically, we take Carlton and how his brush with violence
08:13just turns him.
08:15This is a guy who's never been in a fistfight
08:17and has a gun.
08:19Walking around carrying a gun?
08:20What do you think you're going to do with that?
08:21For protection.
08:22Give me the gun, Carlton.
08:24I saved your life.
08:25You owe me.
08:26We need to do something that may socially make a difference
08:30for one or two people.
08:32It's a very special world premiere movie
08:33from executive producers Barbara Streisand and Glenn Close
08:36serving in silence.
08:38Based on a true story of one woman who refused to live a lie
08:42and her personal battle with the military.
08:45First, they wanted her freedom.
08:46Then, they wanted her family.
08:48I could lose my kids, Diane.
08:50I've always believed in telling the truth.
08:52And I found throughout my own career,
08:56it always got me into trouble.
08:58I'm going to sue the army.
09:00What?
09:01They want to discharge me.
09:03Hopefully, there'll be people who will go with us on this journey
09:07and not switch the channel.
09:09What I would like to happen is that people identify with these people.
09:12And I chose this because I thought,
09:15first of all, that Margarita Kammermeyer is a magnificent human being
09:20who has been a great soldier and a great American.
09:25And as an actor, her story is fascinating and challenging and heartbreaking.
09:31And it has all the elements that you look for
09:34when you're looking for good material.
09:35You think I should be discharged?
09:37I'm not talking about you, Carlton.
09:38Don't you think people should be judged by the work they do, not who they are?
09:41It just seems so, so wrong to
09:44to say that one cannot be who one is
09:49as long as you do the job.
09:52Two weeks ago.
09:59Wednesday, after Survivor,
10:02when you're on a race around the globe,
10:04sometimes making split-second connections
10:07are the only connections you make.
10:10What's your name?
10:10I got to know him a little bit better.
10:12Experience it for yourself.
10:14Yeah, it's really good.
10:15On an all-new amazing race,
10:17after Survivor,
10:18CBS Wednesday.
10:27Wednesday, after Survivor.
10:29When you're on a race around the globe,
10:31sometimes making split-second connections
10:34aren't the only connections you make.
10:36What's your name?
10:37I got to know him a little bit better.
10:39I got to know him a little bit better.
10:39Experience it for yourself.
10:41On an all-new amazing race,
10:44after Survivor,
10:45CBS Wednesday.
10:47Don't miss April's biggest event,
10:50Merlin.
10:51In a time of King Arthur,
10:53dragons,
10:55knights of the round table,
10:57and a sword named Excalibur.
11:00his magic made legends of them all.
11:03Later on this show, Chase Sizes of Merlin star Martin Short plus some singing and talking birds and singing person Faith Hill.
11:32Your local news is next.
11:34It's a homeless Friday night for more than a dozen families in the Bay Area tonight
11:37after a huge apartment fire destroys all their possessions.
11:41His father deliberately injected him with AIDS-infected blood.
11:45Tonight, the boy's mother speaks out.
11:50Okay, here we go.
11:51I'm D.L. Hughley, and this is my life.
11:53If I had a baby sister, I'd dress her up.
11:55What if it's a boy baby?
11:57Well, then I'll dress him up.
12:00Like I do with you.
12:02Yeah.
12:02It was only one time, and we won the Easter parade.
12:05An all-new Hughley's following an all-new home improvement on ABC.
12:09See you Tuesday.
12:10Wednesday on Dharma and Greg.
12:11You know, if you ever run into an old flame like Greg does and she brings her husband, good luck.
12:15Your delivery on my dollar, give me that.
12:17Oh, why did I take French?
12:19And on Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, it's like...
12:22Cowboys, Redskins.
12:24Monday night, 9 Eastern, 6 Pacific on ABC.
12:27His coaching career has been monumental.
12:29Now, Bobby Bowden's likeness takes on staggering proportions.
12:34It's Bobby in bronze.
12:35The country music keeps on coming as Dave welcomes Travis Tritt and Marty Stewart to The Late Show.
12:47Plus, movie star Michael J. Fox.
12:49First, your local news.
12:51An air disaster off Long Island.
12:52A TWA jumbo jet bound for Paris explodes in flight.
12:56Also tonight, cell phones to fight crime.
12:58A high-level spotlight for those who watch Neighborhood.
13:00And you've heard of snake charmers.
13:02How about someone who charms emus?
13:04Channel 4's eyewitness news, Nightbeat, is next.
13:10From...
13:11On Tuesday, NBC presents a special Mad About You with no commercial breaks.
13:15I don't think a half-hour comedy has ever done a show without a commercial,
13:19and I don't know that anybody has ever done one shot, one take.
13:22Did it work, though?
13:23I bet it did.
13:24No.
13:24Every parent has struggled with this issue about getting your kid to sleep.
13:28We gotta go with her.
13:29No, honey.
13:29Paul.
13:30If you'd stopped in the middle for a commercial, it wouldn't have been the same thing.
13:34What is your gut telling you to do?
13:35It's telling you to go in there and pick her up.
13:37A special Mad About You, Tuesday on NBC.
13:40Later, on The Tonight Show, Jay gets some choice words from Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.
13:56Plus, tunes from Kid Rock and Matt Mitchell gets in shape.
13:59Your local news is next.
14:01What power does a Phoenix judge have over the Pope, we'll tell you.
14:04A deadly accident involving a school bus packed with children will show you what caused it.
14:08A Phoenix man takes matters into his own hands when would-be burglars try to enter his home.
14:14If you sign up for a $25,000 money giveaway online, you could be getting a phone call real soon,
14:19and believe us, you don't want it.
14:21The news starts now.
14:31Later, on The Tonight Show, Jay gets an earful from opinionated Rosie O'Donnell.
14:37Plus, tunes from Lionel Ritchie and Jay Walken.
14:41Your local news is next.
14:42Flag-draped coffins creating quite a controversy.
14:45You'll find out what a Tucson man has to do with it.
14:48And a new plan for the borders not going over well with environmentalists.
14:52The news starts now.
14:55NBC Friday.
14:56For years, they flocked to the West Coast for the beaches and the glamour.
15:01For years, they all knew it could happen.
15:05Mr. President, there's been an earthquake.
15:07An NBC miniseries event.
15:09The West Coast is going to fall into the Pacific.
15:11I bet my life on it.
15:18God help us now.
15:1910.5.
15:22The big one is only the beginning.
15:24NBC Sunday, 9, 8 central.
15:33All right, boys, let's go!
15:35There are only four episodes left of 24.
15:39We got a man in every floor, every room.
15:41He's not here!
15:42I don't sound as good.
15:43Pass this weird.
15:43Every exit covered.
15:45If any harm comes to my daughter, your wife dies.
15:48What I'm about to tell you, I will deny it to my grave if you try to hold it against me.
15:52The President of the United States lied to cover a murder.
15:56Somebody in my own group may be working in Kansas.
15:59Why are you lying to me?
16:00An all-new 24, one week from tonight.
16:04ABC Tuesday.
16:05Brad's fear of going to college has him looking for an easy way out.
16:08Don't you ever worry about messing up?
16:11Have you ever seen to...
16:14...the nose of hit comedy when they see it?
16:16You must see Michael and Sidney's dad.
16:19How do you know that?
16:20Well...
16:21Oh, oh, oh.
16:23Nick Uglis right after Home Improvement, ABC Tuesday.
16:25Wednesday, you'll never forget Dharma and Greg's first anniversary.
16:29Because something goes wrong.
16:30It's not going to help.
16:32Because I'm never having sex with him again.
16:35And a college homecoming brings back the good old days.
16:38I hate her.
16:39Sharon?
16:40Two guys right after Dharma and Greg, ABC Wednesday, starting at 8, 7 Central.
16:47An all-new blue.
16:49ABC tomorrow, 10, 9 Central.
16:50Viewer discretion is advised.
16:52Jimmy's ahead.
16:53The first time I saw him, I said he will someday have Leno or Letterman's job.
16:57You were wrong.
16:58Find out why millions of viewers are choosing Jimmy.
17:00Jimmy Kimmel live, ABC late night tonight.
17:03Up next, when war hits home, a father...
17:05...catch a full hour of Will and Grace, starting at 8.30, 7.30 Central on NBC.
17:09Well, turns out you were right, Cheese.
17:12The shipment never made it through Omaha?
17:15You got it.
17:17And the rabbi's beard?
17:18100% horse hair.
17:21Nice catch, Cheese.
17:28It's your line, Cheese.
17:33Wait!
17:34Wait!
17:39Don't touch that remote.
17:43The special bonus Frasier's coming up next on NBC.
17:47Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling.
17:49Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
17:53Mercy.
17:54And maybe I seem a bit confused.
17:56Well, maybe.
17:57But I got you pegged.
17:59Ha!
18:00Ha!
18:00Ha!
18:01Ha!
18:01But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
18:07They're calling again.
18:10Good night, Seattle!
18:11We love you!
18:13TV Thursday continues with the Bonus Friends, coming up next on NBC.
18:18Hey, Gunther.
18:19Hey.
18:19Take these cappuccinos to table 11, and that guy over there wants some biscotti.
18:24Oh.
18:24Uh, well, I just actually came in for a cup of coffee to go.
18:29Do you still work here?
18:32No.
18:33No.
18:35Did I forget to tell you that?
18:36I'm sorry.
18:38That's cool.
18:39I was gonna fire you anyway.
18:40Great!
18:40The biggest superstars, one stage, one night, 25 years of number one hits, Santana, Puff Daddy,
18:51I think I want to dance, Sarah McLaughlin, Aretha Franklin, Annie Lennox, Sari Manilow,
18:56Tony Braxton, Brooks and Dunn, Monica, Boyz II Men, Alan Jackson, and at last, the moment
19:03you can't miss.
19:04Whitney Houston takes center stage for the performance you've been hearing about.
19:0825 years of number one hits, NBC, one week from Monday.
19:12Touch that remote, the special bonus, Frazier's coming up next on NBC.
19:17Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
19:23Mercy.
19:24And maybe I seem a bit confused, well, maybe, but I got you pegged.
19:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:32But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
19:36They're calling again.
19:40Thank you!
19:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:45But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
19:51They're calling again.
19:54Good night, everybody!
19:55See Thursday, Will and Grace is back.
19:59And it's all new for the rest of the season.
20:01Whoa!
20:02With superstar guests, Glenn Close.
20:05The return of Cher is Jack's idol.
20:08And Michael Douglas, like you've never seen him before.
20:11You got a set of eyes like two inviting pools of chocolate pudding.
20:15Plus, Will and Grace make a life-changing decision.
20:18Oh, my God, this is so exciting.
20:20I know!
20:21It's all new Will and Grace for the rest of the season.
20:23One for the road.
20:25Must see TV Thursdays on NBC.
20:36Jay conjures up X-Files star David Duchovny and James Woods later on The Tonight Show.
20:42Your local news is next.
20:44And coming up next, on the Channel 4 News, kicked off the Simpson case this morning under a cloud of misconduct charges.
20:52Tonight, she bears her thoughts to us in an extensive one-on-one interview.
20:56The interview that Jackie Kennedy gave in the days following the assassination of the president.
21:01Released to the public for the first time.
21:02And it's happened again.
21:03Another intruder at the White House.
21:05Those stories and more, coming up next.
21:07Linda McCartney captured the images of the greatest rock stars in the world.
21:14My daughter is hanging around with a bunch of long hair.
21:17But it was one of the Beatles that captured her heart in the future.
21:23And here at CBS presents a world premiere movie, the real-life romance of Linda and Paul McCartney.
21:29I'm going to go to the stars and all my ceiling songs.
21:33See the greatest love story in rock and roll history through the eyes of Linda McCartney.
21:38CBS Sunday.
21:41Get set for a great night of late show laughs when Dave welcomes Hugh Grant and Carly Simon.
21:46Plus a brand new top ten.
21:49But first, your local news.
21:51Just ahead tonight on Extra News, a Binghamton standoff is over.
21:54We'll show you how it ended.
21:56Plus, one Republican is not waiting to rid off Giuliani's decision.
21:59A challenger is seeking the U.S. Senate nomination.
22:01And the Justice Department puts another wedge into Microsoft's fight to put the company together.
22:07Those stories and more for us.
22:08Action Sports and Stormstruck and Weather's next.
22:13Today, France joining a country club.
22:15I wonder if they've got a water.
22:19Wednesday, France joining a country club.
22:21I wonder if they've got a water slide.
22:23If my society hit a new low.
22:25What do people do around here?
22:27And all new, Manny.
22:28Then, critics haven't seen this kind of energy since Mary Tyler Moore.
22:32Feel my heart.
22:33Feel my heart.
22:34Don't you touch me.
22:35Faith Ford stars in an all new Maggie Witter's CBS Wednesday.
22:39CBS Monday.
22:40Heart attack.
22:41Even doctors cannot escape the challenge.
22:43You need to schedule a bypass surgery as soon as possible.
22:46Of helping a parent in need.
22:48Can you just say anything about her heart?
22:50I just need to know who's going to take care of her if I'm not around.
22:54An emotional all new L.A. Doctor's CBS Monday.
23:00The address is CBS.
23:04The verdict is in.
23:06Judging Amy is the number one new drama of the season.
23:09A television triumph that's making headlines nationwide and capturing the hearts of millions.
23:15Your daddy was very proud of you.
23:16Judging Amy CBS Tuesday.
23:18This week, Dave enters the new millennium with all new shows.
23:23Catch Jeff Daniels, Rams quarterback, Kurt Warner, Bill Pullman, and much more.
23:27The Late Show.
23:28Now your local news.
23:30Coming up on Action News, a great homecoming for two local bands.
23:34New hopes for peace in the Mideast with talks between Israel and Syria.
23:38And goodbye to the man who brought equal opportunity to the Navy.
23:42Action News is next.
23:43Mexico Wire on an mäny de bay.
24:06One homecoming for two local bands.
24:07Two homecoming for three local bands.
24:07And there you are.
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