- 2 days ago
The Boy I Hate Full Movie
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:12Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:15I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:20It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:25She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:27Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:31Okay.
00:00:37Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night?
00:00:45Are they just gone?
00:00:52I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:57I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your life.
00:01:09Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:13No.
00:01:14I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:17I love you.
00:01:17Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:19You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:01:25Never mind, Wren.
00:01:36She's up now.
00:01:43Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:45Mind if we skip the small talk?
00:01:46I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:51So, is this your outfit or...
00:01:55Just, hold on.
00:02:03I think that was last time we saw each other.
00:02:04I took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:14I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:16I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend, Stephen.
00:02:23Boyfriend.
00:02:26Is that all your luggage?
00:02:27Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:29Just, so...
00:02:32Want to give me a hand?
00:02:48I got it.
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:57That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:58Wow, Tristan.
00:03:00You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:03Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:06What exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:14What exactly do you remember?
00:03:24Not much.
00:03:26Perfect.
00:03:27Makes two of us.
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:35Totally.
00:03:37Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:41We don't have anything to do with each other,
00:03:42and I think it's best if we keep it that way.
00:03:44Agreed?
00:03:45Suit yourself.
00:03:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:48Steven.
00:03:49Would appreciate that.
00:03:50I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:51Steven.
00:03:51Would appreciate that.
00:03:52Everything all right?
00:04:20Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Rene.
00:04:26Tell me about it.
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:31Does she even know the guy?
00:04:32Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:34I guess they're in love.
00:04:37What about you?
00:04:39Me?
00:04:40Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:43Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:04:45Yeah?
00:04:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:49I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:58Yeah, more important than you.
00:05:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:08You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:14No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:18I was gonna say, you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:27Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:32You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:34I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:36Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:41Please?
00:05:42All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:48You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:06:03Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:14When are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:17Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:19Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:26Oh.
00:06:27Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:06:30I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:33What happened?
00:06:33Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:36Oh, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:39No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:41Sammy?
00:06:42She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:44That's weird.
00:06:45Thought I heard her.
00:06:48Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:54You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:57Do I know you?
00:06:58Nah, but I know you.
00:06:59You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:05Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:09And how do you even know Sammy?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:13Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:18Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:24And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:33And you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:38Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:44I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:07:47Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:53Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my...
00:07:57The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:02Security!
00:08:03You're lucky that's all I do.
00:08:05If you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again,
00:08:08If you so much as look at her wrong,
00:08:11you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:13You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:15Got it.
00:08:23What the hell was that all about?
00:08:25Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:27Oh, you mean you're lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:32Why would you just...
00:08:33Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:36and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:40Why do you even care?
00:08:41Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:44He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:46and...
00:08:47I would never do that to you, Sam,
00:08:49because I just...
00:08:50I...
00:08:52Because you what?
00:08:56Sorry, I...
00:08:58I...
00:08:58Just...
00:08:59Forget it.
00:09:04Because you what?
00:09:06Forget it.
00:09:08What I want to know is why you don't go in there
00:09:09and just dump the guy already.
00:09:11I can't.
00:09:12Okay?
00:09:13You can't?
00:09:13So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:15Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:16No, it's not okay.
00:09:17He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:19Look, I'll deal with Steven later.
00:09:20All right?
00:09:22I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day,
00:09:24so I'll just wait after the wedding.
00:09:25Okay?
00:09:28Smiles.
00:09:29You know you deserve more than this.
00:09:30Don't you?
00:09:31I just want to get out of here.
00:09:33Okay?
00:09:35Please?
00:09:43Fine.
00:09:44Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:46I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:50See?
00:09:51You better.
00:09:53Hey, Sammy.
00:10:13Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:15Today was crazy.
00:10:17No, it's okay.
00:10:18I know you're busy.
00:10:19That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:24Oh, no.
00:10:24Are you all right?
00:10:25Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:28It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:29Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:31No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:34Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:36I gotta go.
00:10:37Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:38Love you.
00:10:39Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:40See you soon.
00:10:42Don't look at me like that.
00:10:43Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:45This isn't forever.
00:10:46Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:49Good night, Tristan.
00:11:11Good night, Tristan.
00:11:19Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:41You know what you need.
00:11:45A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:47I can't even swim.
00:11:49Then I can just teach you.
00:11:50Duh.
00:11:54I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:57To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:12:02Earth to Samantha.
00:12:03Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:20Yes?
00:12:23Hey.
00:12:24Do you guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:32Uh, sure.
00:12:33Hey, Savannah.
00:12:51It's Samantha.
00:12:52Oh.
00:12:53Right.
00:12:54For sure.
00:12:56Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:59You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:06I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:08Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:09You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:12Girl.
00:13:12I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:17You don't need me to get him.
00:13:19I'm nobody.
00:13:21What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:23What?
00:13:24What's your problem?
00:13:25Please.
00:13:26No one actually reads anymore.
00:13:27That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:31What?
00:13:32Hey.
00:13:33Hey.
00:13:34You want to be different so bad.
00:13:36You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:40What?
00:13:41Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:43She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:46Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:50I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:52Gosh, just leave me alone.
00:14:02Oh yeah?
00:14:03Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:05So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:08Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:11You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:13Well then let us help you.
00:14:23Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:25She's not coming back up.
00:14:33Come on.
00:14:34Oh my god.
00:14:38Get proud.
00:14:38Oh.
00:14:39Oh my god.
00:14:41Oh.
00:14:47Hey.
00:14:55Oh my god.
00:14:56Oh my god.
00:14:57hey tell me you're all right oh my god wow tristan you are literally a hero
00:15:13don't fucking touch me all right just get out of here babe come on it was an accident
00:15:19we're just messing around i said get out before you get thrown in the water next
00:15:26go are you hurt they must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:36thank you for saving me
00:15:56those girls they push you in because of me it isn't your fault isn't it if i would have
00:16:07just paid more attention god i feel like such a piece of shit you're not a piece of shit
00:16:11you know if ren were there she'd call me the same thing and she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:15oh my god i'm so sorry i i'm so sorry i don't know why i just did that is that your way of thanking me
00:16:27for rescuing you that was just my way of shutting you up oh really then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:38we shouldn't no no no ren is my best friend
00:16:53you kissed me first remember
00:16:55i know but you're her older brother and she hates when girls make moves on you i
00:17:01but but you're not just any girl
00:17:06forget everyone else it's just you and me
00:17:18do you want me so i couldn't quite hear those smiles was that yes or no
00:17:29i want you
00:17:36i want you
00:17:37just
00:17:38i don't want to stop
00:18:04have you ever done this before
00:18:17i think i'm ready much my first everything
00:18:21sam
00:18:49where were you
00:18:51i went to the bathroom
00:18:57i don't remember you coming home last night
00:18:59i lost track of time at the lake
00:19:05you were asleep when i got back
00:19:07the girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:19:14you brought me this
00:19:16so like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number right
00:19:20ren
00:19:21do they think i'm stupid like i don't know they're trying to use me to get to tristan
00:19:25it's all anyone does it's always about tristan
00:19:28and honestly i think my dad loves me and you would never do that to me right sam you're my friend because you love me of course you're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother
00:19:36you're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother come on you're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother come on you know i hate him we both hate him he's a fuck boy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:50tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:20:06tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:20:08tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:20:09tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will tristan can trust you always run
00:20:12come on
00:20:13it's me and you
00:20:14do that
00:20:16there they go showing off golden boy again
00:20:22attention everyone we are both so proud of tristan you know ut austin gave him a full scholarship
00:20:35my boy's gonna be a longhorn
00:20:37he had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to the grind isn't that right son
00:20:45hey yes sir
00:20:46Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:20:56oh great the airheads from across the lake are here too
00:21:03hey
00:21:04whoa are you okay you look like you just saw a ghost
00:21:10you want his attention sweetie well then let us help you
00:21:13yeah oh yeah fine
00:21:21god all this noise is hurting my head
00:21:23i'm gonna go back upstairs
00:21:24want me to pick out a movie for us to watch
00:21:27yeah uh i'll be up in a sec
00:21:30okay
00:21:31hey tristan can i talk to you i feel like you've been avoiding me
00:21:38all day
00:21:42oh hey smiles
00:21:44need something
00:21:45no
00:21:47never mind
00:21:48just
00:21:49forget it
00:21:51forget it
00:21:53i knew you'd come around
00:22:20want to take this to your room
00:22:23i'm not in the mood
00:22:25i'm never gonna be that stupid again
00:22:40tristan
00:22:46come on
00:22:48open up it's already 10 we gotta get on the road
00:22:50if you don't get up in the next 10 seconds i swear to god i'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:56glad to see you're in a better mood this morning
00:23:01please tell me you're not naked
00:23:03please tell me you're not naked
00:23:07put some clothes on the people of Utah don't need to see that
00:23:10hate to break it to you but lots of people want to see that
00:23:13wanted to get me in bed you could have just said so
00:23:19shut up there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room
00:23:22put that on
00:23:23god can you hurry up so we can go already
00:23:26gee thanks
00:23:28just paying back the favor consider us even now
00:23:31hey
00:23:37tell me you're alright
00:23:38are you nervous or something smiles
00:23:42no
00:23:43why would i be
00:23:44grew up when you and ren it's nothing i haven't seen before
00:23:47it's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:50we're not teens anymore tristan
00:23:53can't tease me like this
00:23:55what if i'm not teasing though
00:23:59what if i'm serious
00:24:00tristan montgomery being serious
00:24:03i'll believe it when i see it
00:24:05do i look serious enough now
00:24:07we should uh get going
00:24:16meet you outside
00:24:21we're out of gas
00:24:29no we're not filled up yesterday
00:24:31hey
00:24:34gas gauge is broken genius
00:24:37got gas last night we were taking your depression now
00:24:39we're driving three thousand miles in a car with a broken gas gauge
00:24:42gotten us this far haven't i
00:24:43do you know how many assholes sounding things you say today
00:24:46so what have you been up to the last five years huh
00:24:58thought you didn't like small talk
00:25:00come on lighten up smiles no harm in some conversation right
00:25:03it's basically just school and work
00:25:05and i graduated last year now i'm a bartender
00:25:08you don't do sculptures full-time
00:25:10as much as i'd like to i can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time
00:25:15what about you
00:25:17i own my own business
00:25:18cleaning pools
00:25:20how did that happen
00:25:21a year ago i overheard some rich lady
00:25:24at a bar complaining about
00:25:26how disgusting her green pool was
00:25:28her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous
00:25:32that's where i came in
00:25:34sounds like a bad porno
00:25:36a bad porno oh you wound me smiles
00:25:39hey uh smiles you still awake
00:25:55hey
00:25:57hey
00:26:03uh
00:26:04i have a hell of a headache
00:26:06do you have any aspirin
00:26:07yeah
00:26:09come in
00:26:14thank you
00:26:30gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it
00:26:33i'm sorry
00:26:35i just don't remember you having that scar last time we met
00:26:40how did you get it
00:26:42playing football
00:26:43i remember
00:26:45it was raining
00:26:46i was calling the play
00:26:49lining up on the field
00:26:50and
00:26:51nothing
00:26:52i woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:57that was the last time i played college ball
00:27:00i lost my scholarship
00:27:02i'm so sorry
00:27:04i'm so sorry
00:27:05well
00:27:09you still got the rest of our lives don't we
00:27:13i got the rest of our lives don't we
00:27:20uh...
00:27:21thank you for the aspirin
00:27:23i'm gonna let you get some sleep alright
00:27:24i'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:27i'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:31what can i get for you
00:27:35what can i get for you
00:27:38just two coffees please
00:27:41so you folks aren't from around here are you
00:27:44you and that popping hot dish of a man outside
00:27:47oh
00:27:48we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in new york city
00:27:51he's her older brother
00:27:52he's her older brother
00:27:53so you're shacking up with your best friend's brother
00:27:55no i have a boyfriend
00:27:56well that's complicated
00:27:57but tristan and i aren't
00:27:59i mean we hooked up once
00:28:00but it was years ago
00:28:01he doesn't even remember
00:28:05oh sweet pea
00:28:07you think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:28:11wouldn't remember something like that
00:28:14i think he can't
00:28:17who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:28:22hey
00:28:25anything sound good
00:28:28what do you remember about me tristan
00:28:31uh
00:28:33what do you mean
00:28:35i can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me
00:28:38right
00:28:39uh
00:28:41i remember
00:28:43you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:28:46yeah
00:28:47what do you remember my
00:28:51what do you remember about me
00:28:52i remember every summer at your family's cabin at pig bear
00:29:03especially the last one
00:29:06the last one
00:29:11i remember every summer at your family's cabin at pig bear
00:29:15did some stupid shit there
00:29:18i guess we all did stupid shit
00:29:21you know what else i remember
00:29:23i remember you being a selfish arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself
00:29:28oh really
00:29:30oh really
00:29:31is that it
00:29:32what's that supposed to mean
00:29:34nothing
00:29:37you are completely right smiles
00:29:41and smiles
00:29:44that's exactly who we are
00:30:02did we just run out of gas
00:30:03i filled up three hours ago
00:30:10i told you this would happen
00:30:12we're out of gas
00:30:13no we're not
00:30:14for the last time we did not run out of gas
00:30:17oh yeah how do you know
00:30:18yeah how do you know
00:30:19i know my car
00:30:20my god
00:30:23do we have a problem
00:30:24you
00:30:25are my problem
00:30:26my best friend is getting married in three days
00:30:28and instead of giving me a real answer
00:30:30you're saying cryptic shit like
00:30:31i know my car
00:30:32because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything
00:30:35what do you want me to say
00:30:41that it's my fault
00:30:43fine
00:30:44it's my fucking fault
00:30:46this whole mess is my fault
00:30:47god i should have never agreed to do this
00:30:50should have just told ren no
00:30:51agreed to what
00:30:56ren talked you into this
00:30:58didn't she
00:31:00you didn't want to drive me
00:31:02Sam
00:31:05Sam
00:31:07no no i'm sorry
00:31:08i'm sorry i didn't mean it
00:31:11hey
00:31:12hey
00:31:17i'm frustrated too
00:31:22we're in this together
00:31:23alright
00:31:25you and me
00:31:35what in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here
00:31:43you two are real lucky i found you
00:31:45well i have one of my boys come out and tow your car
00:31:48bring it back to the shop
00:31:49we'll take a look in the morning
00:31:50for now let's get you someplace cozy
00:31:52hey we appreciate the help
00:31:54oh if possible could you please tell them to be careful
00:31:56i have a gift for my friend in the trunk and i don't want it damaged
00:32:00you have my word miss
00:32:02thank you so much sir
00:32:04just call me bob
00:32:07so what brings you two around these parts
00:32:10we're on our way to new york
00:32:11my best friend's getting married
00:32:13well then you're the maid of honor
00:32:15i bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress
00:32:17don't you agree son
00:32:19one hundred percent
00:32:28how can i help you tonight
00:32:30two rooms please
00:32:33shoot
00:32:35i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:41i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:44that's okay we'll just go somewhere else
00:32:50thanks
00:32:52uh sir
00:32:54we're the only spot in town
00:32:57everything else is over three hours away
00:33:04one room will be fine
00:33:06look it's just one night
00:33:08sorry i was being silly
00:33:13so are we gonna talk about it
00:33:24i
00:33:26i think it's better if we don't
00:33:29just forget it
00:33:31sorry
00:33:34about what i said at the cafe earlier i didn't mean it
00:33:44i know
00:33:50goodnight sam
00:33:51i don't know
00:33:52i guess him
00:33:57hey honey
00:33:59sorry i haven't called i've been caught up at the office
00:34:01how's the drive been?
00:34:03it's been crazy honestly
00:34:05the car broke down and we had to
00:34:07that's nice
00:34:08anyway i got some bad news sammy
00:34:10my boss wants me to go to napa this weekend
00:34:12i can't make it to the wedding after all
00:34:14are you kidding? i mean
00:34:16no you're supposed to fly in friday
00:34:17you can't miss one single fucking work event
00:34:19honey you're being ridiculous
00:34:21i can't tell my boss no
00:34:23he needs me
00:34:24yeah well what about what i need?
00:34:25do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:27i mean no no no
00:34:28we've been planning this for months steven
00:34:30god how could you? i
00:34:38what was that?
00:34:40what was that?
00:34:41hmm?
00:34:42oh no i think my co-worker just said something
00:34:44anyway i'm sorry to have let you down
00:34:45but i promise i'll make it up to you when you get back
00:34:47okay?
00:34:48see you soon
00:34:56hey
00:34:58you okay?
00:34:59what happened?
00:35:00steven's not coming to the wedding
00:35:02i broke up with him
00:35:06what aren't you gonna say i told you so?
00:35:08you should've dumped him from the start smiles you dumbass
00:35:10sam
00:35:11no
00:35:12i'm sorry
00:35:13no
00:35:14everything in my life is falling apart i don't want to hear some bullshit like i'm sorry
00:35:17okay just just wait
00:35:18just wait
00:35:19no i should've never agreed to this i should've said no i should've
00:35:22sam sam
00:35:23no i should've said no
00:35:24no i should've said no i should've said no i should've said no to me
00:35:27Sam!
00:35:42God, I mean, don't fucking jerk!
00:35:44Will you just stop?
00:35:45I'm trying to help.
00:35:46Why?
00:35:48Because.
00:35:49Because why?
00:35:50Because he can't swim.
00:35:52You remember.
00:35:55Sam, just listen.
00:35:57Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:59You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything.
00:36:02Don't you?
00:36:04Yes, I remember.
00:36:08Sam, where are you going?
00:36:13Sam, where are you going?
00:36:15Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:17Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:21Sam, just stop.
00:36:22Samantha.
00:36:23What's up?
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:30All right.
00:36:31Yeah, be right there.
00:36:37Fuck.
00:36:38Fuck.
00:36:38I picked up the car.
00:37:01Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:05We're not going to leave until we talk.
00:37:20I don't feel like talking.
00:37:25What are you doing?
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:32But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:34Never.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:42How much have you had to drink?
00:37:45It doesn't matter.
00:37:49You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:52Things I've never felt before.
00:37:54I hate you so much.
00:37:59But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:02Oh, my God.
00:38:32Sorry, I can't
00:38:54Are you hungry
00:39:02Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:11Like what?
00:39:13Like you not talking to me
00:39:14Not even looking at me
00:39:17Is this all because of last night?
00:39:24Hey, answer me
00:39:26Yes
00:39:29Yes
00:39:32This is exactly how it'll be
00:39:34If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face
00:39:37I can handle words, but I can't
00:39:39You don't want me to embarrass me like that
00:39:41Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:44Hey, hey, hey
00:39:45You think I don't want you?
00:39:49You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:53I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you
00:39:56And last night
00:39:57I almost lost control
00:40:00But you were drunk and
00:40:03I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that
00:40:06It sounds like
00:40:12I'm off a bad thing
00:40:13You didn't do it
00:40:13You did it
00:40:14You worked not
00:40:14You did it
00:40:15You still hear you
00:40:28You have to go to bed
00:40:28You had to do it
00:40:29You were drunk
00:40:29Your hands Demo
00:40:30This is honestly
00:40:32I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:59Hey!
00:41:00So one room or two?
00:41:01Um, one room, please.
00:41:07Here you go.
00:41:09We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:11Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:12Mine died in the pool.
00:41:14Tell her I say hi.
00:41:16Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:19Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:21Renee, it's me.
00:41:22Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:23Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:25I fell in a pool.
00:41:26It's a long story, but I...
00:41:28I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:29Don't be.
00:41:30I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:31I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:33God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:35So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:38About that, I...
00:41:39I'm sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:42Love you!
00:41:43Love you!
00:41:48Everything good?
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:50Yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:54You okay?
00:41:56Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:58Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Why?
00:42:07Is this because of Renee?
00:42:08Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:14And it can't happen again.
00:42:17Really?
00:42:19Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:42:26I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:27No, you tell me.
00:42:28No, you tell me.
00:42:29You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:31Let's do it.
00:42:32What are you talking about?
00:42:33You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:36Some stupid shit there.
00:42:38You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex!
00:42:43I hate Tristan.
00:42:44Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:45Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:47And he never will.
00:42:49Ring any bells?
00:42:50You hurt Renee and I that morning.
00:42:55Did you mean it?
00:42:56Of course I didn't.
00:42:58Then why'd you say it?
00:42:59Why'd you push me away?
00:43:01And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:04Renee is my best friend.
00:43:06And she...
00:43:07You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:10I just...
00:43:11I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:13God.
00:43:14I'm sorry.
00:43:15I just...
00:43:17I don't regret last night.
00:43:20And I do want to tell Ren, I just...
00:43:22I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:28It's okay.
00:43:30I get it.
00:43:33You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:39You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:45I came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:43:49I saw my dad...
00:43:52With his assistant.
00:43:56Tristan!
00:44:00My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but...
00:44:03My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:06And I feel like I'm just...
00:44:08Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:10Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:12Last month I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:15And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:18I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:22And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:24Years...
00:44:26Wasting my time...
00:44:28Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:29It isn't stupid.
00:44:32Your heart makes you happy, right?
00:44:34Then it's worth it.
00:44:37My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:40You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:44Oh, God, no.
00:44:46Honestly, I don't...
00:44:48Know if I ever was.
00:44:50Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:52Everything with Steven was...
00:44:54Easy.
00:44:55Comfortable.
00:44:57Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:45:02It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:10I'm so scared of failing and I haven't let myself live.
00:45:25You deserve everything.
00:45:27You hear me?
00:45:29Everything.
00:45:31I wanted to hate you.
00:45:35But I don't...
00:45:37I don't.
00:45:39I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:43I never have.
00:46:01Oh, I've finally made it.
00:46:14I have something for you.
00:46:20A cellphone?
00:46:21cell phone? If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get
00:46:27a hold of each other. Wild Stallion? Is that your code name? Call me that whenever
00:46:34you want, baby. I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:41Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet? It's what you want, right?
00:46:46Last time I talked to Renee I was still with Steven. I just don't want to
00:46:49overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just
00:46:52got out of the five-year relationship. Ow. Your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:46:56You can be later here with a secret. So did you tell Renee we're here? You
00:47:04motherfuckers. Took you long enough? You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a sec.
00:47:11Oh whoa. Careful, that's my future bride, man. Finn, you remember my dipshit brother Tristan?
00:47:17Just good to see you again, man. And you must be Samantha. Renee has said so
00:47:23much about you. I feel like I already know you. Bring it in. I'll take your bag.
00:47:28Yes! Oh my god!
00:47:33Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass? What are you gonna do,
00:47:38Twinkle Toes? Do a pirouette on me? A pirouette on your corpse if you're named my bestie, yes.
00:47:42Relax, Ren. It wasn't bad. It was kind of nice, actually. You know, other than Tristan's stupid
00:47:49car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:52Yeah? And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa? I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:59thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior. I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:04Jeez, you are not kidding. They really do hate each other. Yeah.
00:48:11Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right? I need to get my native
00:48:16shoes. Oh, you fit it into a dress? No, deep tissue. Okay, the tie works.
00:48:34Mom, please. Okay, you'll have to figure it out. Are you alone? You wish. I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:45My room's next door. That's too bad. You should be in mine instead. Have some self-control,
00:48:49stallion. I like it when you call me that. What's your room number? I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:53You can't. I'm with your sister. Tell her she's a fucking cock block. Sam, can you come here for
00:48:57a sec? I need help picking up my earrings. See what I mean? Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal,
00:49:02okay? Come to my room later, please. Sam, are you alive? I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones? I think the pearls. Thank God you're here. I can't wait to be married,
00:49:20so I never have to clean the wedding again. It just took me so long to get here. I'm sorry,
00:49:25I miss so much. Oh my God, don't be silly. If anything,
00:49:28I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:32When does he arrive anyways? When does he arrive anyways? I broke up with him.
00:49:43When? Why? He's cheating on me. You were right, Wren. I mean, he always put everything else above me. I,
00:49:53I just blindly went along with it. Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:49:58but I, when he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore. God, I'm sorry.
00:50:08But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:13How do you take it? Like a pussy? I have no clue. My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel pool.
00:50:21Come here. Oh, serves him right. Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop,
00:50:28trying to get to you. I'm done with him. That's the fucking spirit. Look, you are a free woman now,
00:50:36okay? And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:39Oh, God, I miss you so much. We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:58I'm gonna hedge you all to myself for days nonstop. I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:04No. Wait, hold on. Can we, can we talk? Sure. What about? I was talking with Wren earlier,
00:51:12and... Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours, because it's next to Renee's,
00:51:18so she wouldn't find out. Thank you, Tristan. I didn't even think of that.
00:51:24Yeah. So, what'd you talk about with her? Does she know about us? No, but I think,
00:51:32I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow. Are you sure?
00:51:38Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets.
00:51:43I'm done, too. No more hiding. I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:50I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:56I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:16How could you?
00:52:17Why was she here? Did someone see?
00:52:28Mom showed up this morning, and, uh, Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:33She found out about the affair, and she came here, and she saw us, and...
00:52:40Oh, my God.
00:52:48Oh, you were right. I should've just told her from the start.
00:52:53If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug, and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:53:00Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:05Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:06I mean, she's in shock, too.
00:53:09Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:14I'll be okay.
00:53:25See you over here, so, okay?
00:53:36I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:41Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:43It's good to have you.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:48How's Ren?
00:53:53As well as can be expected.
00:53:54You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:57Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would've thought he'd do something like this.
00:54:02Maybe something happened to him. Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:08Surprise!
00:54:09Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:15I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:17Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:18Didn't you get my text?
00:54:20What text? I didn't get any text.
00:54:21The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:54:24The boy fell in the pool. Oh, my God.
00:54:26I broke up with him.
00:54:36Wait.
00:54:37Don't I know that guy?
00:54:39God, I cannot believe you, Steven!
00:54:41Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:45And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:48Look, I don't want to make a scene. Let's just go talk some...
00:54:50No!
00:54:51Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:56God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:54:58And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:00I broke up with you.
00:55:02Excuse me?
00:55:04I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:08And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm,
00:55:12you pretentious fucking asshole!
00:55:23Honey, what? What are you talking about? Come on, you're being crazy. You know I love you. I would never cheat on you.
00:55:29I saw her. She was on your lap.
00:55:33What are you going to dump her ass? You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:37Hey, after the wedding, kitten, you were there.
00:55:41Sammy, honey, listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:46I'll admit, I made a mistake, but I can change.
00:55:49No, Steven. I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you, but it's over now.
00:55:56I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:58Sammy, you're not in the right mind.
00:56:01I know you love me. You can't live without me. You even told me so.
00:56:05Listen to me. You don't know what you're throwing away right now. You need me.
00:56:10Not anymore. Now get out.
00:56:19My dad isn't coming. Tristan's gonna have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:36Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:39I went to his room, but he wasn't there. I tried calling.
00:56:44This typical Tristan, it doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:48He gets that from my dad. Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:52It was your wedding. I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:56No. It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:57:00You're right. I didn't tell you because, because my feelings were so big,
00:57:07and everything was happening so fast, and what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:12I'm an adult, Sam. We're all fucking adults now. I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:18Not even you. Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I,
00:57:24I didn't know if I was ready for that. You love Tristan?
00:57:27I love Tristan. I love Tristan. I love Tristan. I love him so much.
00:57:40You love Tristan. I love Tristan. I love Tristan. You love Tristan. You love Tristan.
00:57:46Then you need to tell them. I know.
00:57:50Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:12Her mother and I do.
00:58:14Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:21Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:24I do.
00:58:27Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:34You may kiss the bride.
00:58:49Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:57Are you ignoring me?
00:58:58I don't know what you mean.
00:59:00I'm sorry.
00:59:00I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:59:02You told me you broke up with him.
00:59:04I did.
00:59:05I swear.
00:59:06Then why was he here?
00:59:08Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:13I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:16I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:24Please let me explain.
00:59:27Save it.
00:59:28I'm done.
00:59:29What are you doing in here?
00:59:40You should be at your reception.
00:59:42I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:45Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:46Will you please come out?
00:59:47Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to sit.
00:59:50I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
01:00:03It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:05I know.
01:00:07He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:10But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:14All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:16So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you as Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:24He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:27I know.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:29He won't even talk to me.
01:00:32Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:35If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:39Come on.
01:00:40Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:57I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:01:01Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:06She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:10I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:15I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:19How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:21I realized Ren had it right.
01:01:27Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else because love is about
01:01:32being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you, like giving your heart to someone
01:01:38after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:01:42That's how Renee and Finn fell in love and that's how I did too.
01:01:46To the bride and groom and to love that is timeless.
01:02:03Excuse me, is this sculpture yours?
01:02:05Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:08I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:10Give me a call when you can.
01:02:11I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:14I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:16Absolutely.
01:02:18Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:21I look forward to your call.
01:02:41Hey, can we talk?
01:02:43Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:44After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:45I know.
01:02:46I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:48I...
01:02:48I was scared.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:54I was shitty to you.
01:02:56I know that.
01:02:57I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:03:01So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, you started pouring out of me again.
01:03:07I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:09I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:11Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:16So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:23You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:27Trust him.
01:03:28I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:33I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:39Hey, I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's
01:03:45ever happened to me.
01:03:47Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:50It stopped the night at the cabin all those years back, and it stopped again when you
01:03:58got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:04:01Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:08How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:11Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:20I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:28What do you say?
01:04:29Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive, you and me.
01:04:33We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:35I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:37You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:40Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:43You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:46Just say yes.
01:04:48Please say yes, please.
01:04:50Yes.
01:05:08And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:13I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before
01:05:17the honeymoon's over.
01:05:18Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:22Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:24No fucking way.
01:05:25They're making out too.
01:05:28You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:31Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:34I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:38Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:40Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:05:43You're always going to be number one.
01:05:45Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:47Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:50We are going to hit the road.
01:05:52Where are you guys even going?
01:05:57To the gas station.
01:05:58You're even gonna goit.
01:06:01Holy shit.
01:06:01I love it.
01:06:03Oh, I pray.
01:06:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:06Oh.
01:06:06Oh, my God.
01:06:07Oh, my God.
01:06:07Oh, my God.
01:06:09You're my family.
01:06:11Oh, my God.
Recommended
1:16:22
|
Up next
1:44:38
1:35:13
1:24:34
1:20:30
1:29:34
1:29:00
1:23:32
57:25
57:57
1:02:15
0:46
2:11