FREAKED Trailer (1993)

FREAKED Trailer (1993) - official movie trailer HD

Transcript

00:00I can look at a guy like Kevin Costner and see a giant peach grub.

00:20When fate brought them together, Mr. Scuggs took an average Hollywood slime ball and made something out of him.

00:29Oh God, this was my good side.

00:36Freaked.

00:37It's about friendship.

00:38I thought I told you to shut up.

00:40Loyalty.

00:41I say we'd kill him.

00:42Life's big questions.

00:44How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

00:47Show business.

00:48The public does not want to see disgusting, depraved, violent filth.

00:52And I suppose Jake and the Fat Man was just a fluke.

00:55It's about state-of-the-art technology.

00:58It's about Mr. T as the bearded lady.

01:01I am woman.

01:02Now light me.

01:03It's about Bobcat Goldthwait as a sock.

01:05It's the end of the world!

01:07The apocalypse!

01:08It'll make you laugh.

01:10It'll make you cry.

01:12And it'll make a cold sore that you thought it healed up start bugging you again.

01:17It's the kind of film Brooke Shields has always wanted to do.

01:20Oh.

01:28Introducing Larry Bud Melman as the President of the United States.

01:32What's the matter?

01:33It's right over the little rock's stomach.

01:35In Freaked.

01:38Freaked, but ugly, but funny.

01:41Just shoot your booty!

01:47Welcome to show business, morons!

01:49Yeah!!

01:51Yeah!!

01:52Yeah!

01:54Yeah!