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00:00:00Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:11Oh, there's Tristan. I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:20It's all so killing me, is that he's my best friend. She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:28Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:32Okay.
00:00:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:58I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:10Oh my god, wait!
00:01:12Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:14No.
00:01:15I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you. Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:22You're supposed to knock, not break down my dories.
00:01:24Giant!
00:01:26Never mind, Wren.
00:01:37She's up now.
00:01:43Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:45Mind if we skip the small talk?
00:01:46I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:51So, is this your outfit or...
00:01:55Just, hold on.
00:02:03I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:02:10We took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:14I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:17I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:22Steven.
00:02:23Boyfriend.
00:02:26Is that all your luggage?
00:02:28Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:30So.
00:02:33Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:34I got it.
00:02:49We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:57That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:59Wow, Tristan.
00:03:01You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:04Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:06What exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:14What exactly do you remember?
00:03:16Not much.
00:03:26Perfect.
00:03:27Makes two of us.
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:35Totally.
00:03:36Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:41We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:44Agreed?
00:03:45Suit yourself.
00:03:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:48Steven.
00:03:49Would appreciate that.
00:03:50What is up?
00:04:16everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee tell me about it she just
00:04:28barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married she even know the guy uh he and Ren seem
00:04:34happy I guess they're in love what about you me yeah are you in love or what yeah yeah actually
00:04:44I am yeah wasn't telling a joke but okay I just think it's funny how you say you're in love but
00:04:53your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York yeah he has work
00:04:57it's very important yeah more important than you yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing
00:05:04your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so
00:05:08you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do that come on finish your sentence Tristian
00:05:17I'm a big girl I was gonna say
00:05:20you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:05:25my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely can't believe you just said that well
00:05:36you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at Stephen's
00:05:40office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:05:44you got 10 minutes max no last-minute quickies got it
00:05:53Stephen turn the phone off you're killing the mood hey baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail
00:06:08so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:09what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary
00:06:17hey after the wedding kitten hey if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school I would
00:06:22have never wasted my time
00:06:25Tristan what are you doing here I've been gone for over a half hour
00:06:31what happened nothing let's let's go no you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you
00:06:39no Tristan let's just go please before he sees Sammy she didn't catch us right
00:06:44that's weird
00:06:45I thought I heard
00:06:46can I help you
00:06:49you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:06:53you slimy piece of shit
00:06:56do I know you
00:06:58nah but I know you
00:06:59you're the guy stringing along something amazing because
00:07:02you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:07:04do you have any idea who you're talking to
00:07:08and how do you even know Sam
00:07:10better yet why do you even care
00:07:12let's just say I'm a friend
00:07:14someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness
00:07:19kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know
00:07:24and also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure
00:07:28you don't deserve to say her name
00:07:30all she ever does is care about you
00:07:32and you're here talking shit
00:07:34when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day
00:07:38who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:07:43I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:07:47oh my god Steven
00:07:51the fuck is wrong with you
00:07:53security
00:07:54get the hell out of my
00:07:57oh
00:07:57the fuck is wrong with you
00:08:02security
00:08:02you're lucky that's all I do
00:08:05hey if you ever badmouthed Samantha smiles again
00:08:08you so much as look at her wrong
00:08:10you won't just be losing a plan or two
00:08:12you'll be losing teeth
00:08:14got it
00:08:15what the hell was that all about
00:08:24hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend
00:08:27oh you mean you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend
00:08:29god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:08:32why would you just
00:08:33because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off
00:08:38why does it piss you off why do you even care
00:08:41because a guy like him doesn't know the real you
00:08:43he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:46and I would never do that to you Sam because I just
00:08:50I
00:08:50because you what
00:08:53sorry I
00:08:57just forget it
00:08:59what I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:09:02I can't
00:09:04okay
00:09:04you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:07Tristan it's okay
00:09:08no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth
00:09:10look I'll deal with Steven later all right
00:09:12I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after the wedding
00:09:17okay
00:09:17smiles
00:09:20you know you deserve more than this don't you
00:09:23I just want to get out of here
00:09:24okay
00:09:25please
00:09:27fine
00:09:35just don't let me catch you crying again
00:09:37I don't know what I'll do
00:09:40see
00:09:43better
00:09:55hey Sammy sorry I didn't pick up earlier honey
00:10:06today was crazy
00:10:08no it's okay
00:10:10no you're busy
00:10:11that plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me
00:10:14oh no
00:10:16are you all right
00:10:17yeah but it was just so weird
00:10:19seemed like he knew you
00:10:21big blonde guy
00:10:22kind of looks like a surfer
00:10:23nope doesn't sound familiar
00:10:24uh but I'm glad you're okay
00:10:26yeah I should be all right for the wedding
00:10:27I gotta go
00:10:28have a safe drive honey
00:10:29love you
00:10:30yeah I love you too
00:10:31see you soon
00:10:32don't look at me like that
00:10:35look I'll figure it out after the wedding
00:10:36this isn't forever
00:10:37yeah I heard that one before
00:10:39good night Tristan
00:11:02boom
00:11:14is this the book about the sexy Elsa?
00:11:20you know what you need
00:11:36a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs
00:11:38I can't even swim
00:11:39then I can just teach you
00:11:41duh
00:11:42I'll never understand how I feel about him
00:11:48to him
00:11:49I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend
00:11:53Earth to Samantha
00:11:54Miles
00:12:03there's something I've been wanting to tell you
00:12:09yes
00:12:12hey
00:12:15you guys mind if we share at the dock
00:12:22uh sure
00:12:25hey Savannah
00:12:41it's Samantha
00:12:43oh
00:12:44right
00:12:45for sure
00:12:46um
00:12:47so Tristan said you're friends with his sister right?
00:12:52you know
00:12:52it would be so slay
00:12:54if you could be a girl's girl
00:12:55and put in a good word for us
00:12:57I don't think he'd listen to me
00:12:59come on Sabrina
00:13:00you would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:02girl
00:13:03I can tell you what else is probably huge
00:13:07you don't need me to get him
00:13:09I'm nobody
00:13:11what the fuck's your problem huh?
00:13:15what?
00:13:15what's your problem?
00:13:17please
00:13:17no one actually reads anymore
00:13:18that book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act
00:13:21isn't it?
00:13:22what?
00:13:23hey
00:13:24hey
00:13:24you want to be different so bad
00:13:27you really think playing all sweet and innocent
00:13:29is going to get him to like you?
00:13:32what?
00:13:32oh my god
00:13:33look at her blushing
00:13:34she thinks she's a main character
00:13:35in one of her stupid little books
00:13:37aww
00:13:38the little sister's best friend
00:13:40has a crush on the hot big brother
00:13:41I do not have a crush on him
00:13:44just leave me alone
00:13:45oh yeah?
00:13:54is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:13:56so the nerdy girl's actually a slut
00:13:58huh?
00:13:59hey what the hell's going on?
00:14:02you want his attention sweetie?
00:14:04well then let us help you
00:14:05hey what the fuck was that?
00:14:23she's not coming back up
00:14:24oh my god
00:14:33oh my god
00:14:33oh my god
00:14:33oh my god
00:14:34Oh.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:50Hey.
00:14:58Hey.
00:14:59Tell me you're alright.
00:15:01Oh my god.
00:15:02Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:05Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:06Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:08Babe, come on.
00:15:09It was an accident.
00:15:11We were just messing around.
00:15:12I said get out.
00:15:15Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:18Go!
00:15:23Are you hurt?
00:15:25They must have licked me with their nails.
00:15:33For saving me.
00:15:35For saving me.
00:15:37Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:15:40It isn't your fault.
00:15:41Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:15:42God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:15:43You're not a piece of shit.
00:15:44You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:15:45And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:15:46Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:15:47I...
00:15:48I'm so sorry.
00:15:49Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:15:56It isn't your fault.
00:15:58Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:15:59God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:01You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:03You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:05And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:11Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:16:13I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:16Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:19That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:24Oh, really?
00:16:26Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:41We shouldn't.
00:16:42No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:16:44You kissed me first.
00:16:46Remember?
00:16:47I know, but you're her older brother.
00:16:50And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:52I...
00:16:53But...
00:16:54But...
00:16:55You're not just any girl.
00:16:58Ken.
00:17:05Forget everyone else.
00:17:07It's just...
00:17:08You and me.
00:17:09Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:17I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:19Was that a yes, Ren, though?
00:17:26I want you, Tristan.
00:17:29I don't want to stop.
00:17:55Don't.
00:17:58It's fine.
00:18:01Yeah, we can...
00:18:02Have you ever done this before?
00:18:09I think I'm pretty much my first everything.
00:18:12I think I'm pretty much my first everything.
00:18:12I think I'm pretty much my first thing.
00:18:42Where were you?
00:18:46I went to the bathroom.
00:18:48I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:53I lost track of time at the lake.
00:18:56You were asleep when I got back.
00:18:58The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:06They brought me this.
00:19:08So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:12Ren, I...
00:19:12I mean, do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:14Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:16It's all anyone does.
00:19:18It's always about Tristan.
00:19:19Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:27And you would never do that to me.
00:19:30Right, Sam?
00:19:31You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:34Of course.
00:19:35You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:39Come on.
00:19:41You know I hate him.
00:19:42We both hate him.
00:19:43He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:49Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:51And he never will.
00:19:52I know I can trust you.
00:20:02Always, Ren.
00:20:03Come on.
00:20:04It's me and you.
00:20:06Do that.
00:20:14There they go.
00:20:15Showing out the golden boy.
00:20:16Again.
00:20:17Attention, everyone.
00:20:19We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:22You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:26My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:20:28He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:35Isn't that right, son?
00:20:37Yes, sir.
00:20:43Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:50Oh, great.
00:20:52The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:55Hey?
00:20:58Whoa, are you okay?
00:20:59You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:01You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:03Well, then let us help you.
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:05Huh?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:10Oh, yeah.
00:21:11Fine.
00:21:12God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:14I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:16You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:19Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:22Okay.
00:21:22Hey, Tristan.
00:21:26Can I talk to you?
00:21:27I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:31I'll...
00:21:31say.
00:21:34Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:35Need some?
00:21:37No.
00:21:38Never mind.
00:21:39Just...
00:21:40Forget it.
00:21:44Forget it.
00:21:44I knew you'd come around.
00:22:12Want to take this to your room?
00:22:14Nah, not in the mood.
00:22:28I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:36Tristan! Come on! Open up, it's already 10, we've got to get on the road!
00:22:41If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to god I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:49Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:52Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:58Put some clothes on, the people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:00Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:07If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:09Shut up, there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:12Put that on.
00:23:14God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:17Gee, thanks.
00:23:18Just paying back the favor, consider us even now.
00:23:27Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:31Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:33No. Why would I be?
00:23:35Grew up Ren, you and Ren, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:38It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:41We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:44You can't tease me like this.
00:23:46What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:49What if I'm serious?
00:23:51Tristan Montgomery being serious?
00:23:54I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:56Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:00Is it a scar?
00:24:01We should, uh, get going.
00:24:10Meet you outside.
00:24:19We're out of gas.
00:24:20No, we're not.
00:24:21Filled up yesterday.
00:24:24Hey!
00:24:26Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:27Got gas last night.
00:24:28We were taking your depression now.
00:24:29We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:24:32Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:34Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:45So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:48Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:50Come on, lighten up, Smiles.
00:24:52No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:54It's basically just school and work.
00:24:56And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:24:59You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:01As much as I'd like to.
00:25:02I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:06What about you?
00:25:08I own my own business, cleaning pools.
00:25:11How did that happen?
00:25:13A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:19Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:23That's where I came in.
00:25:24Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:26A bad porno?
00:25:27Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:28Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:29Hey.
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:31Hey.
00:25:32Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:25:33Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:35Come in.
00:25:36Hey.
00:25:37Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:25:38Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40Uh, yeah.
00:25:43Come in.
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:47Come in.
00:25:48Hey, uh, I have a hell of a headache, do you have any aspirin?
00:25:59Yeah, um, come in.
00:26:05You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:24I'm sorry, I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:32How did you get it?
00:26:33Playing football?
00:26:34I remember it was raining, I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:46I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:49That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:52I lost my scholarship.
00:26:54I'm so sorry.
00:26:59Well, we still got the rest of our lives, don't we?
00:27:15Uh, thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:18I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:21I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:27:30What can I get for ya?
00:27:31Just two coffees, please.
00:27:32Huh?
00:27:33So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:27:36You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:39Oh, no.
00:27:40Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:42He's her older brother.
00:27:43So, you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:45No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:46Well, that's complicated, but Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:49I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:51He doesn't even remember.
00:27:53Oh, sweet pea.
00:27:58You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:03something like that?
00:28:05I think he can't.
00:28:08Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15Hey.
00:28:17Anything sound good?
00:28:19What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:22Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:26I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:30Right?
00:28:32Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:42What do you remember about me?
00:28:43I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:28:53Especially the last one.
00:28:57I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:07Did some stupid shit there.
00:29:09Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:11You know what else I remember?
00:29:13I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:19Oh, really?
00:29:21Is that it?
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:28Nothing.
00:29:30You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:35That's exactly what I am.
00:29:53Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:54I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:02I told you this would happen.
00:30:03We're out of gas.
00:30:05No we're not.
00:30:06For the last time we did not run out of gas.
00:30:08Oh, yeah?
00:30:09How do you know?
00:30:10I know my car.
00:30:11My God.
00:30:14Do we have a problem?
00:30:15You are my problem.
00:30:17My best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:30:21you're saying cryptic shit like, I know my car.
00:30:23Because you're too much of a man to win when you don't know anything.
00:30:31What do you want me to say?
00:30:33That it's my fault?
00:30:34Fine.
00:30:35It's my fucking fault.
00:30:37This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:39God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:41Should have just told Wren no.
00:30:42Agreed to what?
00:30:47Wren talked you into this.
00:30:49Didn't she?
00:30:51You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:54Sam.
00:30:58Sam.
00:30:59No, I'm sorry.
00:31:00I'm sorry.
00:31:01I didn't mean it.
00:31:03Hey.
00:31:08I'm frustrated too.
00:31:13We're in this together.
00:31:14Right?
00:31:16You and me.
00:31:17What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:34You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:36Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:39We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:40For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:43Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:45Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:47I have a gift for my friend in the trunk and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:50You have my word, miss.
00:31:52Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:54Ah!
00:31:55Just call me Bob.
00:31:58So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:01We're on our way to New York.
00:32:02My best friend's getting married.
00:32:03Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:05I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:08Don't you agree, son?
00:32:10100%.
00:32:11How can I help you tonight?
00:32:20Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:21Mm-hmm.
00:32:24Ah, shoot.
00:32:26I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:31I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:38That's okay.
00:32:39We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:41Thanks.
00:32:43Uh, sir?
00:32:45We're the only spot in town.
00:32:47Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:55One room will be fine.
00:32:57Look, it's just one night.
00:32:59Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:09I don't know.
00:33:12So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:16I...
00:33:18I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:21Just forget it.
00:33:29Sorry.
00:33:31About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:36I know.
00:33:41Goodnight, Sam.
00:33:42Hey, honey.
00:33:43Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:44I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:45How's the drive been?
00:33:46Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:33:47The car broke down and we had to...
00:33:48That's nice.
00:33:49Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:33:50My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:33:51I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:33:52Are you kidding?
00:33:53I mean...
00:33:54No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:33:55You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:33:56Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:33:57I can't tell my boss no.
00:33:58He needs me.
00:33:59Yeah, well what about what I need?
00:34:00Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:01I mean...
00:34:02No, no, no.
00:34:03We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:04God, how could you?
00:34:05I...
00:34:06I...
00:34:07I...
00:34:08I...
00:34:09I...
00:34:10I...
00:34:11I...
00:34:12I...
00:34:13I...
00:34:14I...
00:34:15I...
00:34:16I...
00:34:17I...
00:34:18I...
00:34:19I...
00:34:20I...
00:34:21I...
00:34:22...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:29What was that?
00:34:31Huh?
00:34:32Oh, nothing.
00:34:33My co-worker just said something.
00:34:34Anyway.
00:34:35I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:38Okay?
00:34:39See you soon.
00:34:48Hey.
00:34:49You okay?
00:34:50What happened?
00:34:51Steven's not coming to the way.
00:34:52I broke up with him.
00:34:57What are you going to say?
00:34:58I told you so.
00:34:59You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:00Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:01Sam, no.
00:35:03I'm sorry.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:06I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:07Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:08Okay, just wait.
00:35:09No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:11I should have said no.
00:35:12I should have...
00:35:13Sam, Sam!
00:35:22Sam!
00:35:32God, I'm going to fucking jerk!
00:35:34Will you just stop?
00:35:35I'm trying to help.
00:35:37Why?
00:35:38Because.
00:35:39Because why?
00:35:40Because he can't swim.
00:35:43You remember.
00:35:46Sam, just listen.
00:35:47No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:49You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:51Everything.
00:35:52I told you.
00:35:54Yes, I remember.
00:35:59Sam, where are you going?
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:07Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:11Sam, just stop.
00:36:13Samantha.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:20All right.
00:36:21Yeah, be right there.
00:36:22Fuck.
00:36:28Fuck.
00:36:28I picked up the car.
00:36:51Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:36:55We're not going to leave until we...
00:36:59We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:05Talk.
00:37:07I don't feel like talking.
00:37:12What are you doing?
00:37:16I don't know.
00:37:20I don't know.
00:37:21But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:25Never.
00:37:25Mm-hmm.
00:37:26Mm-hmm.
00:37:26How much have you had to drink?
00:37:34It doesn't matter.
00:37:36You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:41Things I've never felt before.
00:37:44I hate you so much.
00:37:47But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:52It doesn't matter.
00:37:53We're not going to leave now.
00:37:55We're not going to die.
00:38:00assessments...
00:38:00What's that?
00:38:03Isn't that...
00:38:03Thanks, I hope.
00:38:05Thanks.
00:38:07What?
00:38:07It's gonna hide.
00:38:08Hi.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:22I can't.
00:38:38Hey, you hungry?
00:38:49Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:01Like what?
00:39:03Like you not talking to me?
00:39:06Not even looking at me?
00:39:10Is this all because of last night?
00:39:14Hey, answer me.
00:39:18Yes.
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:23This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:24If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:27I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:29You want me to make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey, you think I don't want you?
00:39:39You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:43I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:47And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:52But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:00I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:01I don't want you.
00:40:02I don't want you.
00:40:03I don't want you.
00:40:05I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:26I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:47Hey.
00:40:48So, one room or two?
00:40:49Um, one room, please.
00:40:50Here you go.
00:40:51I gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:40:52Wait, can I use your phone?
00:40:53Mine died in the pool.
00:40:54Tell her I say hi.
00:40:55Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:40:56Tell me where you are right now.
00:40:58Renee, it's me.
00:40:59Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:00Where the hell have you been, Loca?
00:41:01Ugh.
00:41:02I fell in a pool.
00:41:03dive in the pool. Tell her I say hi. Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit. Tell me where you are
00:41:10right now. Renee, it's me. Oh my god, Sam? Where the hell have you been, loca? I fell in a pool. It's a
00:41:17long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren. Don't be. I'm sorry I haven't called. I've been so caught up
00:41:22with this wedding planning bullshit. God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier. So
00:41:27you're just telling each other everything? Yeah, about that, I... Be sure my brother gets you here
00:41:32in one piece, okay? Love you! Everything good? Yeah, yeah, everything's fine. You okay? Been all
00:41:46quiet since you got off the phone with Renee. Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably
00:41:54best if we stop it here. What? Why? Is this because of Renee? Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:02And it can't happen again. Really? Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake
00:42:12too?
00:42:16I don't know. You tell me. No, you tell me. You want to talk about saying shit to each other's
00:42:21faces? Let's do it. What are you talking about? You're the one who said you did stupid shit
00:42:24at the cabin. There's some stupid shit there. You're the one who kissed the girl at the
00:42:29party after we had sex. I hate Tristan. Tristan's a fuckboy. Tristan doesn't mean anything to
00:42:37me. And he never will. Ring any bells? You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:45Did you mean it? Of course I didn't. Then why'd you say it? Why'd you push me away? And why'd you spend
00:42:52five years avoiding me? Renee is my best friend. And she, you didn't know what it was like
00:42:58for her growing up in your shadow. I just, I didn't want to hurt her. God, I'm sorry.
00:43:05I just, I don't regret last night. And I do want to tell Ren, I just, I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:14Yeah. It's okay. I get it. You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:31I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:46Tristan!
00:43:50Parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:43:55And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:00Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:02Last month, I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:08I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:11And I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:20It isn't stupid.
00:44:22You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:25Then it's worth it.
00:44:28My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:31You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:34Oh, God, no.
00:44:36Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:39Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:41Everything with Stephen was easy, comfortable.
00:44:46Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:51It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:00I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:03You deserve everything.
00:45:17You hear me?
00:45:19Everything.
00:45:19Everything.
00:45:19I wanted to hate you.
00:45:23But I don't.
00:45:26I don't.
00:45:28I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:32I never have.
00:45:33I have to die.
00:45:51Oh, we finally made it.
00:46:04I have something for you.
00:46:11A cell phone?
00:46:12If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:20Wild Stallion?
00:46:21Is that your codename?
00:46:23Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:27I can't help you.
00:46:28We hate each other.
00:46:31Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:34That's what you want, right?
00:46:36Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:38I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late...
00:46:43Ow!
00:46:44Uh, your head smiles.
00:46:45I said I understand.
00:46:47You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:49So, did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:46:53You motherfuckers!
00:46:56Took you long enough?
00:46:58You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:01Whoa, whoa.
00:47:02Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:04Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:07It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:09And you must be Samantha.
00:47:11Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:13I feel like I already know you.
00:47:14Hey.
00:47:15Bring it in.
00:47:16I'll take your bag.
00:47:18Oh!
00:47:19Yes!
00:47:20Oh, my God!
00:47:21Oh, my God!
00:47:22I know!
00:47:23I was surprised!
00:47:24Did Tristan play nice, or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:27What are you gonna do, twinkle toes?
00:47:28Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:29A pirouette on your corpse, if you were mean to my bestie, yes.
00:47:32Relax, run.
00:47:33It wasn't bad.
00:47:34It was...
00:47:35kinda nice, actually.
00:47:37You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:39because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:42Yeah?
00:47:43And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:47I don't think I ever heard a, thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:51I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:54Geez.
00:47:55You are not kidding.
00:47:56They really do hate each other.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:48:01Anywho!
00:48:02You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:05I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:08No, Dave, tissue!
00:48:18Okay, the tire works.
00:48:23Mom!
00:48:24Please!
00:48:27Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:30Are you alone?
00:48:32You wish.
00:48:33I'm with Renee in her room, my room's next door.
00:48:35That's too bad, you should be in mine instead.
00:48:37Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:39I like it when you call me that.
00:48:40What's your room number?
00:48:41I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:42You can't.
00:48:43I'm with your sister.
00:48:44Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:45Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:47I need help picking up my earrings.
00:48:48See what I mean?
00:48:49Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:51Come to my room later, please.
00:48:53Sam?
00:48:54Are you alive?
00:48:55I gotta go.
00:48:56I'll talk to you later.
00:49:01Okay, which ones?
00:49:03I think the pearls.
00:49:04Thank God you're here.
00:49:07I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean a wedding again.
00:49:11It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:13I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:15Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:16If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:19when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:21When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:26When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:28I broke up with him.
00:49:31What?
00:49:32When?
00:49:33Why?
00:49:34He's cheating on me.
00:49:38You were right, Wren.
00:49:40I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:42I...
00:49:43I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:44Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:49:49When you told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:52I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:53Oh my God, I'm sorry.
00:49:57But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:02How do you take it?
00:50:03Like a pussy?
00:50:04I have no clue.
00:50:06My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel pool.
00:50:10Come here.
00:50:12Oh, serves him right.
00:50:14Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:18I'm done with him.
00:50:21That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:23Look, you are a free woman now.
00:50:25Okay?
00:50:26And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:42Oh God, I miss you so much.
00:50:44We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:48I'm gonna hedge you all to myself for dues.
00:50:51Non-stop.
00:50:52I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:54Wait, hold on.
00:50:55Can we...
00:50:56Can we talk?
00:50:58Sure.
00:50:59What about...
00:51:00I was talking with Ren earlier and...
00:51:03Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:08So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:10Thank you, Justin.
00:51:11I didn't even think of that.
00:51:14So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:16Does she know about us?
00:51:17No.
00:51:18But...
00:51:19I think...
00:51:21I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:23Tomorrow.
00:51:25Are you sure?
00:51:27Your parents are gonna be here and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:32But I'm done too.
00:51:35No more hiding.
00:51:37I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:39How could you?
00:51:40I...
00:51:41How could you?
00:52:08I
00:52:08I
00:52:10Why was she here?
00:52:16Did someone see?
00:52:17Mom showed up this morning and uh
00:52:20Dad wasn't with her
00:52:22She found out about the affair and she came here
00:52:26And she saw us and
00:52:29Oh my god
00:52:32You were right
00:52:38I should have just told her from the start
00:52:40If we were kids this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me a idiot
00:52:48Oh, we ain't kids anymore huh
00:52:52Mom's down in the lobby
00:52:55She's in shock too
00:52:57Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:03I'll be okay
00:53:04See you over here so we can
00:53:15I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery
00:53:27Thanks for coming guys
00:53:31It's good to have you
00:53:32Excuse me
00:53:35How's Wren?
00:53:37As well as can be expected
00:53:43Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours
00:53:46Now I've only met their dad once
00:53:48But I never would have thought he'd do something like this
00:53:51Maybe something happened to him
00:53:53Like his flight got cancelled or his phone died
00:53:56I
00:53:56Surprise
00:53:58Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:00I left work for you Sammy
00:54:05Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:07Didn't you get my text?
00:54:08What text?
00:54:09I didn't get any text
00:54:10The text I sent you in Iowa
00:54:12Before I fell in the pool
00:54:14Oh my god
00:54:15I broke up with him
00:54:16Wait
00:54:26Don't I know that guy?
00:54:28God, I cannot believe you Steven
00:54:30Jesus Christ
00:54:31I came out all this way
00:54:32And you're not even happy to see me
00:54:33And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:36Look, I don't want to make a scene
00:54:38Let's just go talk some
00:54:39No
00:54:39Whatever you want to say to me
00:54:41You can say in front of all these people
00:54:43No
00:54:47Whatever you want to say to me
00:54:49You can say in front of all these people
00:54:50God, do you have any idea
00:54:53What it took me to get here?
00:54:54And you're not even a little bit grateful
00:54:56For everything that I've done for you
00:54:57I broke up with you
00:54:58Excuse me?
00:55:01I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:55:03Because I know you're cheating on me
00:55:05With your secretary
00:55:06And you know
00:55:07I don't give a shit about your boss
00:55:09Or your shitty law firm
00:55:10You pretentious fucking asshole
00:55:12Honey, what?
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:15Come on, you're being crazy
00:55:17You know I love you
00:55:18I would never cheat on you
00:55:19I saw her
00:55:20She was on your lap
00:55:22You're going to dump her ass
00:55:24You said you were going to take me to Hillary
00:55:25Hey, after the wedding, kitten
00:55:27You were there
00:55:29Sammy, honey
00:55:31Listen, that
00:55:31That girl
00:55:32She's nobody
00:55:34I'll admit
00:55:36I made a mistake
00:55:37But I can change
00:55:38No, Steven
00:55:39I made the mistake
00:55:41Of wasting five years of my life with you
00:55:43But it's over now
00:55:45I'm done putting your life above mine
00:55:47Sam
00:55:47You're not in the right mind
00:55:49I know you love me
00:55:51You can't live without me
00:55:52You even told me so
00:55:53Listen to me
00:55:54You don't know what you're throwing away with me
00:55:56You need me
00:55:58Not anymore
00:56:00Now get
00:56:01Out
00:56:02My dad isn't coming
00:56:19Tristan's gonna have to walk me down the aisle
00:56:22Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not
00:56:28I went to his room, but he wasn't there
00:56:30I tried calling
00:56:32It's typical Tristan
00:56:34It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak
00:56:36He gets that from my dad
00:56:39Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:42It was your wedding
00:56:43I didn't want to take your big day away from me
00:56:45It's bullshit
00:56:47And you know it
00:56:48You're right
00:56:50I didn't tell you
00:56:52Cause
00:56:52Cause
00:56:53My feelings were so big
00:56:55And everything was happening so fast
00:56:57And
00:56:58What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:01I'm an adult Sam
00:57:02We're all fucking adults now
00:57:03I didn't want to tell anyone
00:57:05Not even you
00:57:08Cause if I told you
00:57:10Then that makes it real
00:57:11And I
00:57:12I didn't know if I was ready for that
00:57:14You love Tristan?
00:57:20Yes
00:57:20I love him
00:57:23I love him so much
00:57:29But then you need to tell him
00:57:36I know
00:57:37Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:57:57Her mother and I do
00:58:01Finn
00:58:03Do you take Renee
00:58:05To be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:08I do
00:58:09Do you take Finn
00:58:10To be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:13I do
00:58:13Then by the power vested in me
00:58:17By the state of New York
00:58:18I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:58:21You may kiss the bride
00:58:24Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:45Are you ignoring me?
00:58:47I don't know what you mean
00:58:47I'm sorry
00:58:48I didn't know Steven was gonna show up
00:58:50You told me you broke up with him
00:58:52I did
00:58:53I
00:58:54I swear
00:58:54Then why was he here?
00:58:56Why was he holding you in his fucking arms?
00:58:59Kissing you?
00:59:01Okay
00:59:01I told you
00:59:02About my dad's affair
00:59:03I told you how that shit wrecked me
00:59:06And you just
00:59:06Let me lay in your bed
00:59:10Like I'm just another goddamn plane
00:59:11Please let me explain
00:59:14Save it
00:59:16I'm done
00:59:17Hi
00:59:22What are you doing in here?
00:59:28You should be at your reception
00:59:30I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside
00:59:33Come on, I locked the door
00:59:34Will you please come out?
00:59:35Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly
00:59:37And I need to sit
00:59:38I remember when I went to see Tristan
00:59:49During fall finals sophomore year
00:59:51It was because he was in a bad accident
00:59:52I know
00:59:54He told me his football career was over after that
00:59:58But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad
01:00:01All Tristan saw was disappointment
01:00:04So after everything with my dad broke his world
01:00:08When he saw you with Steven
01:00:10I ended it with Steven
01:00:12He didn't get my text
01:00:13But I would never use Tristan like that
01:00:15I know
01:00:16I know
01:00:17He won't even talk to me
01:00:19Even if he won't talk to you
01:00:21You need to talk to him
01:00:23If you really love him
01:00:24He'll listen
01:00:26Come here
01:00:28Please give it up for Samantha Smiles
01:00:36I have known Renee Montgomery
01:00:47Since we were in First Grid
01:00:49Last year she called me up at midnight
01:00:51And told me she met a guy
01:00:53She told me she loved him
01:00:55And that they were getting married
01:00:57Now I didn't say this at the time
01:00:59But my first thought was
01:01:00Are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:03I've been with a man for five years
01:01:05And still wasn't open to the idea of forever
01:01:07How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:10I realized
01:01:11Wren had it right
01:01:14Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:18Because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:20And doing the things that scare you
01:01:23Like giving your heart to someone
01:01:26After only a few weeks
01:01:27Or a few days
01:01:29That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:32And that's how I did too
01:01:34To the bride and groom
01:01:36And to love that is
01:01:39Timeless
01:01:40Excuse me
01:01:51Is this sculpture yours?
01:01:53Um, yes
01:01:54It's mine
01:01:55I own a gallery
01:01:56In Soho
01:01:57Give me a call when you can
01:01:59I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces
01:02:01I'm sorry
01:02:02All my pieces?
01:02:04Absolutely
01:02:05Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for
01:02:08I look forward to your call
01:02:10Hey, can we talk?
01:02:30Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:32After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:33I know
01:02:34I stood up in front of all those people
01:02:35I
01:02:36I was scared
01:02:40Okay
01:02:42I was shitty to you
01:02:43I know that
01:02:44I was angry
01:02:46Hurt
01:02:47And instead of letting you in
01:02:48I shut you out
01:02:49So when I saw you with Steven
01:02:51All of those insecurities
01:02:53You started pouring out of me again
01:02:54I mean, he had you for five years
01:02:57I only been with you for a few days
01:02:59Eventually
01:03:00I dropped the ball
01:03:01And you'd see that it wasn't enough
01:03:03So I convinced myself
01:03:06That it would hurt less
01:03:08If I just
01:03:09Walked away first
01:03:11You know
01:03:12That you'd be better off with someone else
01:03:14Interesting
01:03:15I realized
01:03:17That
01:03:17I was being a coward
01:03:19For pushing you away
01:03:21I was being a coward
01:03:25For pushing you away
01:03:26I know now
01:03:28That if I let that happen
01:03:30I will be giving up
01:03:31On the best thing
01:03:33That's ever happened to me
01:03:34Time
01:03:36Stops
01:03:37When I'm with you
01:03:38It stopped
01:03:40The night of the cabin
01:03:41All those years back
01:03:42And
01:03:44It stopped again
01:03:46When you got in my car
01:03:47In Los Angeles
01:03:48Yeah
01:03:49I know I should let you go
01:03:50But
01:03:51I want you
01:03:52To need me
01:03:54The way that I need you
01:03:55How can I believe you
01:03:58Tristan
01:03:58Because
01:04:00Samantha Smiles
01:04:00I am
01:04:01Just
01:04:02Miserably
01:04:03Pathetically
01:04:04In love with you
01:04:06I want
01:04:10Every week
01:04:11Every day
01:04:13Every moment
01:04:14To be with you
01:04:15What do you say
01:04:16Forget the past
01:04:18Ignore the future
01:04:19Let's just get in my car
01:04:20And drive
01:04:20You and me
01:04:20We'll go anywhere
01:04:22The world wants to go
01:04:23I'll go anywhere
01:04:23In the world with you
01:04:24You're really gonna take us
01:04:26Around the world
01:04:26In this piece of junk
01:04:27Sweetheart
01:04:28I'll make sure
01:04:29It gets us a fucking Pluto
01:04:30You know
01:04:31As long as I'm going with you
01:04:32Just say
01:04:34Yes
01:04:35Please
01:04:36Say yes
01:04:36Please
01:04:37Yes
01:04:38Yes
01:04:51And I won't run out of gas
01:05:00I love them both
01:05:03But I'm literally gonna kill them
01:05:04If they don't make up
01:05:05Before the honeymoon's over
01:05:06Maybe some relationships
01:05:07Just take time to
01:05:08Wait
01:05:10Isn't it them right now?
01:05:11No fucking way
01:05:13They're making out too
01:05:14Whoa
01:05:16You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:18Did you two dumbasses
01:05:19Really think you could get away
01:05:20Without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:23I hope you know
01:05:23I'm gonna be so annoying
01:05:25At your guys sweating
01:05:26Oh get your hands off
01:05:27My girl Brad
01:05:28Hey she was my friend
01:05:29Before she was your girl
01:05:30Okay
01:05:30You're always gonna be number one
01:05:32Oh we will see about that
01:05:34Have fun on your honeymoon
01:05:37Sugarplum
01:05:37We are gonna hit the road
01:05:39Where are you guys even going?
01:05:44To the gas station
01:05:46Don't talk to her