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00:00:08See? I told you I'd look better here, didn't I?

00:00:10Yeah, yeah, you're right.

00:00:12Of course I'm right.

00:00:14I know what's best for you, baby.

00:00:22Oh, that's work. Gotta go.

00:00:24Oh, okay.

00:00:26What?

00:00:28Oh, um, nothing. It's just

00:00:30the...

00:00:32I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.

00:00:34Well, you know if I don't work, then

00:00:36I don't get paid. And if I don't get paid,

00:00:38how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take to Ottawa?

00:00:40Right.

00:00:42Speaking of,

00:00:44as of next week, we'll have been

00:00:46dating a whole year.

00:00:48Maybe we could do something.

00:00:50Well, we've been going out on dates

00:00:52for about a year.

00:00:54That's what I said.

00:00:56Well, that's not exactly what you said.

00:00:58I mean, you're not looking for anything serious,

00:01:00right?

00:01:02What?

00:01:04Well, I mean...

00:01:06I mean, I'm trying to start my business,

00:01:08and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.

00:01:10I think that we're good as is.

00:01:12I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything.

00:01:14Right, babe?

00:01:16Yeah, right.

00:01:18Yeah.

00:01:20Okay, well, I gotta go,

00:01:22so I will see you later.

00:01:24Oh.

00:01:34Adam!

00:01:40Oh, shit.

00:01:46Perfect.

00:01:48Wonderful.

00:01:58Okay.

00:02:04Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing

00:02:06and put your hands in the air.

00:02:08Hands above your head.

00:02:10What the hell?

00:02:11Ma'am, if you don't cooperate,

00:02:12I'm gonna be forced to grab you.

00:02:13No, no, no, wait, wait.

00:02:14I'm not breaking in.

00:02:15This is my apartment.

00:02:16I live here.

00:02:17Strike three.

00:02:18What are...

00:02:19What are you doing?

00:02:20Oh, my God!

00:02:21I'm asking you for breaking an entry.

00:02:22Oh, my God!

00:02:23This is my apartment, you lunatic!

00:02:25I live here!

00:02:26Well, do you have documentation to prove that?

00:02:28Yeah, check my phone.

00:02:29The lease is in my email.

00:02:31All right.

00:02:32We'll see about that.

00:02:33Email, huh?

00:02:34Where'd well look?

00:02:36What do you mean?

00:02:37It's right at the top.

00:02:38Huh.

00:02:40Oh, what'd you look at?

00:02:41Yeah!

00:02:42Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?

00:02:52For the record,

00:02:53credit card works better.

00:03:02Welcome home.

00:03:04Who are you?

00:03:05Jake.

00:03:06Apartment D.

00:03:08Nice to meet you, neighbor.

00:03:10And you are...

00:03:13Noelle.

00:03:14Pleasure, Noelle.

00:03:15Well, if you need a cup of sugar,

00:03:17or a guy jail-free card,

00:03:19you know where to find me.

00:03:20How about an apology?

00:03:23For what?

00:03:24Protecting and serving?

00:03:25That's...

00:03:26kind of my job.

00:03:28Oh, so your job is being an oppulsive asshole

00:03:30who goes around cuffing innocent people?

00:03:31See you around, neighbor.

00:03:32You wish, asshole.

00:03:33Jerk.

00:03:34Who the hell does he think he is?

00:03:36You're under arrest.

00:03:37I live here.

00:03:38I live here.

00:03:39Hi, I'm Shelley.

00:03:40Tiki!

00:03:41I'm so glad you answered.

00:03:42I just wanted to check in with you.

00:03:43I miss you.

00:03:44It's been so long.

00:03:45I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.

00:03:46Jake, I-I-I know these past few years have been hard for me,

00:03:47but I'm going to stay after you.

00:03:49Good-bye, Mom.

00:03:50You're Irre'sTO day.

00:03:52I'm going to stay after you.

00:03:53And I'm going to be doing that.

00:03:54I'm going to be doing that.

00:03:55You're...

00:03:56I am...

00:03:57I'm gonna be doing that.

00:03:58You should...

00:03:59I'll be doing that.

00:04:00You should need to be doing that.

00:04:01You should believe I'm doing the homework.

00:04:02I'm gonna be doing that.

00:04:03You will be doing it.

00:04:04I guess I'm doing it.

00:04:05Very well, you're doing it.

00:04:06I'm going to watch it.

00:04:08I'm going to get you today.

00:04:09You're gonna be doing that.

00:04:10You're gonna be doing it.

00:04:11I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.

00:04:12Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you,

00:04:15but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.

00:04:17You're practically a break loose at this point.

00:04:20I'm fine, Aunt Shelley, really.

00:04:22How about I come by?

00:04:23I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.

00:04:25She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.

00:04:28No, don't do that.

00:04:29I'm actually seeing someone.

00:04:32You are?

00:04:34Yeah, I didn't want to say anything.

00:04:36I didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in.

00:04:39And so, no need to set me up.

00:04:42Well, I can't wait to meet her.

00:04:44I'll pop by sometime.

00:04:44No, don't do that.

00:04:46She's shy.

00:04:48Nonsense.

00:04:58Aunt Shelley, I have to go.

00:05:06What are you doing in here?

00:05:07I heard screaming.

00:05:08I thought you were in trouble.

00:05:09Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me.

00:05:11Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me,

00:05:14so I'll just leave.

00:05:15Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:05:18There's a spider.

00:05:19Uh, is that what all the fuss was about?

00:05:29Yeah, I just can't.

00:05:31Here, I'll escort him out.

00:05:33The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.

00:05:47I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.

00:05:53I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked in.

00:06:06Uh, yeah, truce.

00:06:16You were right, though.

00:06:16I was being an asshole.

00:06:19Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.

00:06:23You're cute when you're flustered.

00:06:30I'm not, I'm not flustered.

00:06:33You sure about that?

00:06:41Um, I'm seeing someone.

00:06:44Congratulations.

00:06:45Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.

00:06:48Me?

00:06:49Flirting?

00:06:50I'm just being friendly.

00:06:52Oh, we're friends now.

00:06:53I would say so, yeah.

00:06:55I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.

00:06:57Oh, my God, however can I repay you?

00:06:59You want a loan, a kidney?

00:07:01Actually.

00:07:02Seriously?

00:07:03That was a joke.

00:07:04Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?

00:07:07What?

00:07:10Look, um, my aunt's coming to town,

00:07:13and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.

00:07:17So you lied.

00:07:18Potato, patata.

00:07:21So what do you say?

00:07:23I just told you I'm seeing someone,

00:07:24and you're a complete stranger.

00:07:25Why would I do this?

00:07:26But I'm not a stranger, though.

00:07:28I'm your neighbor.

00:07:29You're friendly.

00:07:31Handsome.

00:07:33Charming.

00:07:35Charitable.

00:07:35Lock-picking.

00:07:37Lock-picking, yeah.

00:07:38Look, you would really be doing me a solid.

00:07:44It's a long story about my aunt.

00:07:46She's really worried about me.

00:07:47She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.

00:07:50Have you?

00:07:52Well, that's not the point.

00:07:55Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.

00:07:57All you have to do is come over for one dinner,

00:08:00tell one little white lie,

00:08:02and that's it.

00:08:03You're not hurting anyone.

00:08:04Please.

00:08:07You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.

00:08:11She's like a second mother to me.

00:08:13I don't want to disappoint her.

00:08:15One dinner?

00:08:17One dinner.

00:08:22Fine.

00:08:24Great.

00:08:27Am I interrupting something?

00:08:30Adam, um, no, this is, um,

00:08:33this is my neighbor, Jake.

00:08:34Yeah, he was, um,

00:08:36helping me with a spider.

00:08:37Babe,

00:08:38I told you a million times,

00:08:40just kill it.

00:08:41I don't...

00:08:42If you need help,

00:08:43you can call me.

00:08:45Right.

00:08:46Well,

00:08:48I should probably go.

00:08:50That's a good idea, Jake.

00:08:57I'll see you later, no more.

00:08:58No.

00:08:58Hey, Taylor.

00:09:21Reynolds.

00:09:22Reynolds today.

00:09:25Why so formal?

00:09:27I reviewed your closing numbers,

00:09:28and they're not where they should be.

00:09:29We need you getting through more cases per month.

00:09:31I'm working as fast as I can, boss.

00:09:34No.

00:09:35You're fixating all your time on this robbery case,

00:09:38and the chief told you to lay off it.

00:09:41It's not just one robbery case.

00:09:43There's a string of them,

00:09:44and I'm sure they're all connected.

00:09:46And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.

00:09:49It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.

00:09:50It's about justice.

00:09:51Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.

00:09:57Are you sure you're not singling me out

00:09:59for any particular reason?

00:10:01Excuse me?

00:10:02Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?

00:10:05I'm not implying anything at all.

00:10:09That's what I thought.

00:10:11Now get back to work.

00:10:18Oh, my God, Jake.

00:10:30I'm so sorry.

00:10:31You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting

00:10:33since you moved in.

00:10:35Are you okay?

00:10:36I'm fine.

00:10:38Seriously, I'm fine.

00:10:42Um, I can get the coffee out.

00:10:44Don't worry about me.

00:10:44No, please, please, let me help.

00:10:47I'm really sorry.

00:10:48Just, uh, yeah, come to my apartment.

00:10:50It'll just take a few minutes.

00:10:54Whatever you say.

00:10:55Okay.

00:11:03You know, I can just bring this over to you after

00:11:06if you want to, you know, get changed.

00:11:10And this is the magic you're working?

00:11:12I don't think so.

00:11:12It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.

00:11:17Works every time.

00:11:20You're working at dry cleaners or something?

00:11:23No.

00:11:25I work in a bookstore.

00:11:27You know the one down on Main Street?

00:11:29How do you like it?

00:11:31Uh, it's not exactly my dream,

00:11:33but, uh, it's close, I guess.

00:11:36What's the dream?

00:11:37I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.

00:11:42I want to be an archivist.

00:11:44Research how to print children's books at a university library.

00:11:49Specific.

00:11:52How do you get a job like that?

00:11:54Uh, turns out it's not easy.

00:11:57Hence the bookstore.

00:11:58Have you ever changed your mind about careers?

00:12:07You have an excellent future and stay in removal.

00:12:11You're flirting again.

00:12:14Can a friend compliment another friend?

00:12:16I think that's your door.

00:12:23Jake?

00:12:24Are you home?

00:12:26I should go.

00:12:31Thanks again.

00:12:32Mm-hmm.

00:12:32What are you doing here?

00:12:53Where were you?

00:12:54Why are you shirtless?

00:12:55Don't worry about it.

00:12:56What are you doing here?

00:12:57I wanted to apologize for earlier.

00:12:59I know you had a rough day, and...

00:13:01Like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission, but...

00:13:06Maybe I can help take your mind off of it.

00:13:09You know?

00:13:09The way I used to.

00:13:13Taylor.

00:13:14We can't do this.

00:13:16Sure we can.

00:13:18We have.

00:13:19Many times.

00:13:30Nothing strange.

00:13:31We're trying.

00:13:35You're alright for each other.

00:13:37I can't give you what you want.

00:13:39You don't want me?

00:13:42I don't know what I want, Taylor.

00:13:46I never do.

00:13:50You're an asshole.

00:13:51I'm just being honest.

00:13:52Those are not mutually exclusive traits.

00:13:54You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.

00:13:58One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.

00:14:02Look, Taylor.

00:14:03I'm sorry.

00:14:04I really am.

00:14:06I hope we can still be professional about all this.

00:14:08Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.

00:14:12But I will be the girl that changes your mind.

00:14:15Just you watch.

00:14:17Hello, Mr. Saunders.

00:14:35Noelle, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.

00:14:39Yes, sir.

00:14:43What an excellent use of my time and talent.

00:14:46Hi.

00:15:02Sorry.

00:15:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.

00:15:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of-

00:15:09Health and fitness?

00:15:11Back right.

00:15:14I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.

00:15:16But, uh, it's good to know.

00:15:20I come off as totally insufferable.

00:15:22Oh, my God.

00:15:23I am so sorry.

00:15:25I-I assumed.

00:15:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?

00:15:31Uh, Toni Morrison is right there.

00:15:36I appreciate it.

00:15:37All right, I'll go this way.

00:15:39Oh, sorry.

00:15:39Okay.

00:15:43Hey, what's up, babe?

00:15:45I got the book that you wanted.

00:15:46All right.

00:15:48All right.

00:15:54All right.

00:15:58hello hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry

00:16:23no i can't talk right now i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after work

00:16:29or something i think it's gonna be a late night brain check

00:16:38oh my god i'm definitely getting a drink

00:16:53oh

00:16:56fuck

00:16:56bye

00:16:57okay

00:16:58seriously

00:17:07oh god

00:17:10uh-oh

00:17:11you're welcome

00:17:23why are you in my apartment i'm trying to break in again

00:17:34actually this is my apartment because i'm really tired i cannot entertain right now

00:17:40i know we're gonna get you home i am home not quite can i take it to your place

00:17:46you smell good thanks come on let's go

00:17:56oh my god oh my god you're really strong i try

00:18:03noelle this is my apartment

00:18:16you can stay here tonight though thank you my hero

00:18:21okay okay okay um none of that you don't want to kiss me you don't like me

00:18:34i do want to kiss you

00:18:37i'm not right now why not

00:18:41well because you're extremely drunk and also you have a boyfriend

00:18:47i don't have a boyfriend

00:18:50please don't boyfriend me what about that guy i met

00:18:54i don't think about it

00:19:12good night hello

00:19:13we just fall into each other's arms

00:19:20oh

00:19:30oh

00:19:34oh

00:19:40I don't know.

00:19:42I don't know.

00:19:44I don't know.

00:19:46Shh.

00:19:52My mom.

00:20:10You've been really doing some great work.

00:20:32You should be proud.

00:20:34Keep it up.

00:20:36Damn it.

00:20:38What's got you so worked up?

00:20:40Nothing. It's nothing.

00:20:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.

00:20:44There's another robbery on Main Street.

00:20:46They've got to be connected, Taylor.

00:20:50Let me take a look.

00:20:58Did you check for prints on that banister?

00:21:00No, just the front door.

00:21:02I mean, they might match the ones from last week.

00:21:04Good catch, Taylor.

00:21:06I'll get someone around the prints.

00:21:10I'll do it.

00:21:12You get back to your caseload.

00:21:14Is this punishment for the other night?

00:21:16Punishment?

00:21:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.

00:21:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.

00:21:22You're assigned work.

00:21:32Who is it?

00:21:34It's me.

00:21:36Come on in.

00:21:38Hey.

00:21:40Hey.

00:21:42Hey.

00:21:43How are you feeling?

00:21:44How are you feeling?

00:21:46Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that I'm sorry about last night.

00:21:50Don't worry about it.

00:21:52Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.

00:22:00Any time.

00:22:01Any time.

00:22:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.

00:22:05Oh, my God.

00:22:06That was a mess.

00:22:07You should have thrown me out.

00:22:09Actually, you were kind of cute.

00:22:15No.

00:22:16Oh, God.

00:22:17No way.

00:22:18No.

00:22:19So, you don't remember anything?

00:22:26No.

00:22:27No.

00:22:28God, isn't that embarrassing?

00:22:30Okay, so, um, I'm gonna retreat to my apartment in shame now, but...

00:22:36Hey, I'm making burgers.

00:22:41Want one?

00:22:43Really?

00:22:44They're good hangover food.

00:22:50Mmm.

00:22:53Yeah, that's amazing.

00:22:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.

00:22:58Is she a good cook?

00:23:00Yeah, she was.

00:23:02Oh, I'm sorry.

00:23:04Oh, it's okay.

00:23:05I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but...

00:23:08Before she got sick, she loved cooking.

00:23:10Burgers, yes, but...

00:23:12She also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it, and yeah...

00:23:17I'm sorry.

00:23:19I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.

00:23:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.

00:23:27It was a long time ago.

00:23:29Took a while, but, um...

00:23:31No, I like talking about her.

00:23:34Makes me feel like she's still here.

00:23:40I, um...

00:23:42Lost both of my parents as well.

00:23:45Both of them?

00:23:46Yeah, I don't talk about it much.

00:23:52You can tell me.

00:23:54If you want.

00:23:57It's, uh...

00:23:59Kind of a...

00:24:01Heavy story.

00:24:04Hey, it's alright.

00:24:05Right?

00:24:19Um...

00:24:21Thanks for...

00:24:22Thanks for cooking.

00:24:24In time.

00:24:25Yeah.

00:24:27Um...

00:24:29Would your, um...

00:24:31Would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?

00:24:35I didn't realize you met Taylor.

00:24:37Um...

00:24:38Yeah, I know. I saw her in the hallway the other day.

00:24:41Um...

00:24:42She's beautiful.

00:24:43Yeah.

00:24:45Is she your girlfriend?

00:24:46No, she isn't my girlfriend.

00:24:48Mm.

00:24:49We just work together.

00:24:50Mm. Okay.

00:24:53We were...

00:24:55Friends with benefits.

00:24:57But...

00:24:59That was a long time ago.

00:25:00What about your...

00:25:04Guyfriend?

00:25:06What about your...

00:25:07Guyfriend?

00:25:09Oh, Adam?

00:25:11I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.

00:25:15Is he always so...

00:25:16Protective?

00:25:18I was gonna say controlling.

00:25:20Especially for someone who...

00:25:21Isn't your boyfriend.

00:25:24Yeah.

00:25:27It's complicated.

00:25:34What was that?

00:25:41First pipe.

00:25:42Oh my god!

00:25:43Get some towels!

00:25:45Yeah, it was crazy.

00:25:47The super says there won't be water or power for like, at least a week.

00:25:49Maybe two.

00:25:51Jeez, that sucks.

00:25:53Do you need a place to stay?

00:25:54Yeah.

00:25:55Yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.

00:25:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.

00:25:58I'll give you his contact info.

00:26:02Right, right.

00:26:03Thanks.

00:26:04Of course, babe.

00:26:05I told you you could call me anytime you need help.

00:26:16I soaked up most of the water, but...

00:26:18They're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.

00:26:21Can't get your break, huh?

00:26:24Do you have some place to go?

00:26:26Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.

00:26:27Um, don't...

00:26:28Don't worry about me.

00:26:30I'm definitely gonna worry about you.

00:26:31You can't stay here.

00:26:32No, no, I'll be fine.

00:26:34Look, I don't wanna be weird, but...

00:26:37I... have a second bedroom.

00:26:39Do you wanna stay with me?

00:26:41R... really?

00:26:44What are friends for?

00:26:45Here we are.

00:26:46I really hope I'm not imposing.

00:26:47Not at all.

00:26:48Seriously.

00:26:49Make yourself a home.

00:26:50The place is all yours.

00:26:51Bathroom's right down the hall.

00:26:52Do you have everything you need?

00:26:53Yes.

00:26:55I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.

00:26:56Can I go?

00:26:57Can I go?

00:26:58Can I go?

00:26:59Good, ma'am.

00:27:00Good, ma'am.

00:27:01Good night, Jake.

00:27:02Good night, Jack.

00:27:03Good night.

00:27:04Good night, ma'am.

00:27:05Good night, Jake.

00:27:06Yes, thank you.

00:27:11I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.

00:27:25Can I go?

00:27:28Good, ma'am. Good night, Jake.

00:27:36Oh, sorry. I thought you were sleeping.

00:27:40All good. Need anything?

00:27:42Oh, yeah. I just wanted a glass of water.

00:27:46Want a beer, too?

00:27:50Ah, why not?

00:28:03What are you reading?

00:28:05Case files. There's been a string of burglaries. Hopper House.

00:28:10That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.

00:28:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street. Not too far away from where you work.

00:28:20Oh, jeez.

00:28:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.

00:28:26What are you going to do if you catch him? In the act, I mean.

00:28:31In the act?

00:28:32Sure.

00:28:34Here. Let me show you.

00:28:38Okay.

00:28:39If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.

00:28:46Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.

00:28:50In that situation, you're going to want to do two things.

00:28:59First thing, just wait for an opening and then get them off balance.

00:29:05Good. That was really good.

00:29:10Yeah?

00:29:11Yeah.

00:29:13You're a quick learner.

00:29:15Oh, you're a good teacher.

00:29:19Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.

00:29:21I don't mind.

00:29:22I don't mind.

00:29:26Right. Right.

00:29:28Mr. Complicator.

00:29:35Yes, thank you for the lesson. It's good.

00:29:38Okay, weirdo.

00:29:39You want another beer?

00:29:43Oh.

00:29:45No, I'm pretty tired.

00:29:46I think I'm going to go read a book in bed.

00:29:49Sure.

00:29:50Okay.

00:29:51Goodbye.

00:29:52Good night.

00:29:53J.J.

00:30:07Aunt Shelley, what are you doing here?

00:30:09I told you I'd pop by.

00:30:13You must be the girlfriend.

00:30:18That's me.

00:30:19I'm so happy to meet you.

00:30:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.

00:30:25All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.

00:30:27Of course, of course.

00:30:29Silly me.

00:30:30Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat.

00:30:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?

00:30:34Yes, please, dear.

00:30:35Okay.

00:30:36Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.

00:30:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.

00:30:41I like her already.

00:30:43Sweetie.

00:30:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.

00:30:54What do you do, sweetie?

00:30:55I work in a bookstore.

00:30:57Don't be modest, babe.

00:30:59She has her MLS degree.

00:31:01That's so impressive.

00:31:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.

00:31:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.

00:31:08Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid,

00:31:10I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.

00:31:13You don't have to explain it to me.

00:31:15Practically the whole family's in academia.

00:31:17You should have seen Jake's parents' library.

00:31:20It was enormous.

00:31:21Oh, what was the book called?

00:31:23The Runaway Sardine.

00:31:24I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.

00:31:28Oh, I love that book.

00:31:29I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.

00:31:33Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.

00:31:35You'll meet him at the wedding.

00:31:37Wedding?

00:31:39Jake!

00:31:40You didn't tell her about the wedding?

00:31:41Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...

00:31:47Oh, of course.

00:31:49I'll see you after then.

00:31:49We can do dinner.

00:31:51What do you mean?

00:31:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.

00:31:55I came all this way.

00:31:57I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.

00:31:59Oh, don't worry.

00:32:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds.

00:32:01This is fine, right?

00:32:16Yeah.

00:32:16Uh...

00:32:17She needs the spare bedroom.

00:32:20So...

00:32:20We can make a barrier.

00:32:30So...

00:32:31And...

00:32:33Great.

00:32:37Yeah.

00:32:38So you think we convinced her?

00:32:55Yeah, definitely.

00:32:57Hey, lucky you.

00:32:58Didn't even have to kiss me.

00:33:00It wasn't so bad the last time.

00:33:03Last time?

00:33:03Uh...

00:33:07Yeah, it's just, um...

00:33:09Okay, I don't know how to tell you this.

00:33:12Um...

00:33:13That night, you came over really drunk.

00:33:15You kind of...

00:33:17Grabbed my face and kissed me.

00:33:18Oh, my God.

00:33:19Only for a second, though.

00:33:20And then I pulled away.

00:33:21I didn't want to take advantage of you.

00:33:24Sounds like I took advantage of you.

00:33:26No, it's totally fine.

00:33:27I'm so embarrassed.

00:33:29Hey.

00:33:30Don't be.

00:33:33I liked it.

00:33:36You did?

00:33:54This is okay, right?

00:33:57Oh, my God.

00:34:25No, I'm not rejecting you.

00:34:27I'm not.

00:34:29I like you a lot.

00:34:31You're smart, you're funny, and...

00:34:33I'm really attracted to you.

00:34:35It's just...

00:34:36It's just that, uh...

00:34:39I got a lot of complicated going on right now.

00:34:42And I don't want to mislead you.

00:34:45So I just want to be clear.

00:34:47If you're looking for something casual,

00:34:49I'm your guy, but...

00:34:53I can't give you anything else.

00:34:54Fuck.

00:34:55Why does this always happen?

00:35:06What?

00:35:10Men like me enough to want to be with me,

00:35:12but never to commit to me.

00:35:13No, that's not it.

00:35:14I swear.

00:35:15Oh, let me guess.

00:35:16It's not you.

00:35:17It's me.

00:35:17Yeah, they always say that, too.

00:35:28Good night, Jake.

00:35:29Detective Reynolds.

00:35:43I hate to admit it, but you might be right.

00:35:46What happened?

00:35:46There was another...

00:36:16I hate to admit it.

00:36:18recom-

00:36:21I hate to admit it.

00:36:24That ain't too bad.

00:36:39I don't forget it.

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How Not to Date Your Neighbor - Full Episode

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