- 06/06/2025
n order to get his life back as a wizard, Torok the troll plans to take over an apartment building. His first step is to possess young Wendy Potter (Jennifer Beck). Her brother, Harry (Noah Hathaway), is the only one who suspects something is wrong. Fortunately, neighbor Eunice St. Clair (June Lockhart) is a witch and not only believes Harry but also agrees to help him. Meanwhile, as Torok, Wendy starts transforming other building tenants into mythical creatures, and only Harry can stop him.
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00:00:00You
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00:02:27I've never seen so many guys take so long
00:02:29Noose of old furniture
00:02:31It's all your records, honey
00:02:32You gotta get rid of some of these records
00:02:34I love those old albums, listen to them all the time
00:02:37All 3,000 of them?
00:02:38Here, take this, sweetie
00:02:40You guys take care of the boxes, I'll go get some dinner
00:02:43I saw a rat burger joining around the corner
00:02:45Oh, neat
00:02:46Gross
00:02:47I wish you wouldn't call them rat burgers in front of the kids
00:02:54All right
00:02:56I'll take care of this
00:02:59Why don't you go play with your sister?
00:03:00Oh, mom, she's a pain in the end
00:03:03Okay
00:03:04Don't play with your sister
00:03:05Just hold the fort, okay?
00:03:07And keep an eye on your sister
00:03:09Yeah, I'd rather watch Star Trek
00:03:13Phasers on dull
00:03:14But, you know
00:03:15love
00:03:25Peace porridge hot
00:03:27Peace porridge cold
00:03:28Peace porridge in the pot
00:03:31All right, nine days old.
00:04:01All right.
00:04:31Peas, porridge, hot. Peas, porridge, cold. Peas, porridge, in the pot.
00:04:41Wendy!
00:04:44Wendy!
00:04:53Wendy, where are you?
00:04:56Peas, porridge, hot. Peas, porridge, cold. Peas, porridge, in the pot.
00:05:00Wendy? Wendy?
00:05:03Huh?
00:05:11Wendy, you down there?
00:05:12Wendy, and don't fool around.
00:05:35Are you in here?
00:05:36Have you been playing with dead cats?
00:05:48Okay. Okay, Wendy. Keep hiding.
00:05:52I'm gonna tell dad, and you're really gonna be in a lot of trouble.
00:05:56I got you.
00:05:57Did not.
00:05:58I did, too.
00:05:59Mom and dad are gonna be really pissed at you when they find out you've been hiding.
00:06:02I got you. I got you.
00:06:05Where'd you get that, honey?
00:06:23I found it.
00:06:23Where?
00:06:24Somewhere.
00:06:25Hey.
00:06:26Here we go.
00:06:26I want the works.
00:06:28You keep acting the way you have been. I'll give you the works.
00:06:31What's that?
00:06:33It's the works.
00:06:34What's in it?
00:06:36Just eat it, honey. It's good for you.
00:06:39But what's in it?
00:06:41Good stuff, honey.
00:06:42What a pig.
00:06:59Harry, have you been letting her read your monster magazines?
00:07:03More work.
00:07:05More works what?
00:07:06More works now.
00:07:09Hey, bring back those rat burgers.
00:07:10Hey, bring back those rat burgers.
00:07:20This little creature in the fire, I'll keep you in the back.
00:07:26Wendy?
00:07:28Hello?
00:07:29Ted?
00:07:29I'm sorry.
00:07:30Are those creatures yours?
00:07:32Yes, sir. I'm afraid they are.
00:07:34Here, let me help you out.
00:07:34My name is Harry Potter.
00:07:36I'm Peter Dickinson. I live upstairs.
00:07:39Wendy?
00:07:39Harry! Harry!
00:07:41Kids!
00:07:42Kids!
00:07:43Oh, honey, we went that way.
00:07:45That way.
00:07:46You're a big help.
00:07:47Run!
00:07:49Again.
00:07:50Run!
00:07:53Run!
00:07:53Run!
00:07:54Run!
00:07:54Run!
00:07:56Harry Jr.
00:08:00Is she rabbit?
00:08:01She's excitable.
00:08:03Kids!
00:08:04Yes, and my wife and those little ones.
00:08:07You have the distinction of owning the only two children in this entire building.
00:08:11Oh, we don't own them. We just rent.
00:08:14Well, let me give it to you straight, Harry boy.
00:08:16You see, I am a single, unattached guy.
00:08:19And I live upstairs, right above you.
00:08:22Now, I'm into swinging.
00:08:23And children having pillow fights at all hours of the night while I'm trying to score may cause a few strikeouts.
00:08:29You get me, Harry boy?
00:08:30Yes, sir.
00:08:31Good.
00:08:34Well, Mr. Dickinson.
00:08:37Wrong apartment.
00:08:38Shit!
00:08:39Hello?
00:08:47How are you doing?
00:08:49We just moved in.
00:08:52Just moved in?
00:08:55What the hell is going on out there?
00:09:00The kids, they're a little upset.
00:09:03You got any kids?
00:09:05Hey, Harry, can you take those off?
00:09:06Huh?
00:09:07How do you take these off?
00:09:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:11Fire!
00:09:14False alarm.
00:09:15Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:17Lieutenant Barry Tabor, U.S. Marines.
00:09:20Retired now.
00:09:21Insurance is my battleground now.
00:09:23My name's Harry Potter.
00:09:25Nice to meet you, Porter.
00:09:26No, Potter.
00:09:27And I review books.
00:09:28You what?
00:09:29I review books from that game.
00:09:30Oh, man, I never read them.
00:09:32Ongan operated by liberal scum.
00:09:34They knock our president every chance they get.
00:09:37Leave us wide open for the communist menace, you know what I mean?
00:09:39Well, I did do a little bit of ROTC.
00:09:41Hey, all right, high five.
00:09:42High five.
00:09:43Well, then.
00:09:45Hey, Duke.
00:09:46Duke.
00:09:47Is this a false alarm or the real thing?
00:09:49Duke?
00:09:50Who's Duke?
00:09:51That's me.
00:09:52A lot of people think I look like John Wayne.
00:09:54That's false alarm.
00:09:56At ease, kids.
00:09:56At ease.
00:09:57I'll tell you this much.
00:09:58Fire department's really going to be PO'd.
00:10:00Well, I wish somebody would fix that fire alarm.
00:10:02It goes off all the time.
00:10:04Oh, yeah.
00:10:04One time we came back real late one night.
00:10:06We were a little drunk and the thing went off by itself.
00:10:08I swear.
00:10:09I don't remember that.
00:10:10Hey, wait a minute here, pal.
00:10:12I thought you told me it was a creep upstairs that did it, huh?
00:10:15It was.
00:10:15It was.
00:10:16It was.
00:10:17Yeah?
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:17Bill, this is Harry Potter here.
00:10:22Oh, hi.
00:10:23Potter.
00:10:24Hi.
00:10:25William.
00:10:26Hello, Wayne.
00:10:26I'm Jeanette Cooper.
00:10:27Hey, did you lose this?
00:10:28Oh, that's our dinner.
00:10:31Fire!
00:10:32Fire!
00:10:37That's my daughter.
00:10:39All right!
00:10:40Spirited, too.
00:10:41I like that.
00:10:42Hey, give me my wrapped burger.
00:10:44Wrapped burger?
00:10:44Who's it?
00:10:45I'm going to keep...
00:10:46Hi.
00:10:51My wife.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:53Have you met Malcolm?
00:10:54Malcolm?
00:10:55Who's Malcolm?
00:10:56Yeah, he's an egghead.
00:10:57He's a professor of English.
00:10:58Yeah, you'd probably get along with him, though.
00:11:00See, he reads newspapers.
00:11:01Sometimes even books.
00:11:03Books?
00:11:03Wow.
00:11:03Spirited.
00:11:04Who set off the goddamn fire alarm?
00:11:08Oh, hi, Miss St. Clair.
00:11:09Give me, ma'am.
00:11:10Uh, ma'am, I'm sorry.
00:11:11I think maybe my kids did that.
00:11:13Oh, you think so, eh?
00:11:15Well, somebody ought to tell that hook-and-ladder truck outside my window that it's a false alarm.
00:11:21I guess it might as well be me.
00:11:25It's, uh, nice to meet you, Miss St. Clair.
00:11:28What the hell is going on in here?
00:11:33Wendy, don't throw that, honey.
00:11:39Don't throw things, honey.
00:11:41Listen, don't...
00:11:42What the hell is going on in here?
00:11:49Wendy, those are important papers.
00:11:51What's...
00:11:52Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:11:55Gotta come down, sweetie.
00:11:56It's my daddy.
00:11:58Oh, Wendy, cut that out.
00:12:00Ah!
00:12:02Wendy, it's dead.
00:12:03It's dead.
00:12:04Shh.
00:12:05I've got...
00:12:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:11You little stinker.
00:12:13Rrraa.
00:12:13Oh, I'm on Marshal Magazine, Terry Jr.
00:12:15You scared, Mommy and Daddy.
00:12:16So foolish.
00:12:18I mean, what did you learn to growl like that, hmm?
00:12:20Stop that.
00:12:29Ruin your appetite.
00:12:30Never ruined my appetite before.
00:12:32Would you stop that?
00:12:34Honey.
00:12:37Oh.
00:12:38Good morning, sweetie.
00:12:39You slept late?
00:12:40Hey, you almost have the whole place fixed up.
00:12:42You guys stay up all night?
00:12:44Uh, no.
00:12:44The apartment fairies did it all.
00:12:46Not funny, Dad.
00:12:48Where's your sister?
00:12:48She's still sleeping.
00:13:14Ah, yeah.
00:13:15Ah, yeah.
00:13:18Well, babe, was it what you expected?
00:13:22Unfortunately.
00:13:23What?
00:13:24Uh, he was beyond what I expected.
00:13:31Feel like breakfast?
00:13:33Sure.
00:13:35There's some pancake mix in the kitchen.
00:13:37Why don't you cook us up some?
00:13:39Why don't you go jump in a lake?
00:13:43Good morning, sweetie.
00:14:06Would you like some fresh orange juice?
00:14:08There's some in the kitchen for you.
00:14:09I'm worried about that child.
00:14:14Does she look feverish to you?
00:14:16No, she's not.
00:14:16I checked her.
00:14:17Temperature's fine.
00:14:19Well, if she doesn't start acting more like herself tomorrow,
00:14:21I'll take her to the doctor.
00:14:21I don't know what else to do.
00:14:24Oh, no.
00:14:25What?
00:14:26Look at this.
00:14:28One less.
00:14:28Kurt.
00:14:44Kurt.
00:14:46Are you all right?
00:14:48Maybe you should go back to bed.
00:14:49Hey, kids, what's going on in there?
00:14:57Oh, I just tripped.
00:14:59Oh, I just tripped.
00:15:29Couldn't get enough of me, huh, babe?
00:15:46Hello.
00:15:54Well, just make yourself at home.
00:15:59Look, kid, I don't have any candy, and I don't play with toys.
00:16:07Come on, kid, it's Saturday. I got my whole day planned.
00:16:11So why don't you just beat it? This isn't a playground.
00:16:18I don't play hide-go-seek either.
00:16:29Now, look, enough is enough.
00:16:42Now I got you.
00:16:45Holy shit!
00:16:47No!
00:17:15Let's go.
00:17:45Let's go.
00:18:15Let's go.
00:18:45Let's go.
00:19:15Let's go.
00:19:45Let's go.
00:20:15Well, how can I resist an offer like that?
00:20:18Go on in. The bathroom's on the right.
00:20:19Let's go.
00:20:23Let's go.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:33Let's go.
00:20:35Let's go.
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00:22:01Let's go.
00:22:02Let's go.
00:22:11Let's go.
00:22:13Let's go.
00:22:15Let's go.
00:22:16Let's go.
00:22:17My name is Harry Potter, Junior.
00:22:18I just moved into this building.
00:22:20I don't have any friends here.
00:22:22My sister's going weird on me.
00:22:24I don't know why.
00:22:25Strange things are happening.
00:22:27I'm really scared.
00:22:32Eunice St. Clair, knock before you come in, the door is always open.
00:23:02you should be more careful you might try being a little more polite too are you an elf no I just resemble one why do you believe in elves oh yes oh well then perhaps I might be one after all where do you live in there
00:23:32well so do I what's your name Wendy Ann Malcolm Mowry glad to meet you Wendy Ann well come along your parents are probably wondering where you are yes brother elf
00:23:47you call that a dragon
00:23:57Harry Harry think you can tear yourself away from that for a minute get out the store for me hello huh Wendy's having a friend for dinner I need some milk oh sure mom okay maybe she'd like to go with you no no no no it's okay I don't mind going by myself don't be silly
00:24:19Wendy
00:24:26didn't you hear mommy calling you honey no mommy oh well mommy's making a cake and Harry's going to the store to get some milk for your little friend you want to go with him
00:24:34no I think I'd rather stay here and play okay
00:24:37okay
00:24:41hey mom what's the matter with Wendy what do you mean she's she's different why do you say that
00:25:03I don't know she's just not acting right well I think it's a new apartment I think we ought to give a little time okay yeah I'd call a doctor
00:25:10well you worry too much Harry
00:25:14you worry too much Harry
00:25:20hey hey how's it going champ
00:25:27weird kid
00:25:33probably reads a lot
00:25:37probably reads a lot
00:26:07weird kid
00:26:09he's not bad
00:26:10but guys
00:26:14are you
00:26:16just
00:26:18you
00:26:20you
00:26:23you
00:26:24you
00:26:27For the summer turn blue
00:26:29Well, my mama, papa
00:26:33Told my son you got to make some money
00:26:35Money
00:26:38Well, if you want to use a car
00:26:44Go right next Sunday
00:26:46Well, I didn't go to work
00:26:50I told the boss I was sick then
00:26:53Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
00:26:59Lord, there ain't no kill for the summertime blue
00:27:02Well, hello there
00:27:14Hey
00:27:18So, you must be, uh, here
00:27:22You must be, uh, Harry's daughter, right?
00:27:29Right
00:27:29What can I do for you?
00:27:31I need some advice
00:27:33Oh, well, then you have come to the right guy
00:27:36Uncle Duke has seen just about everything that there is to see there, little missy
00:27:41Has been around the world dozens of times
00:27:44And has stared death right in the face
00:27:49What does it look like?
00:27:50What?
00:27:54What does death look like?
00:27:57I don't know
00:27:58Kind of, uh, hard to explain
00:28:03You two young men understand anyway
00:28:08I understand
00:28:09Oh, you do
00:28:11I know what death looks like
00:28:14That's good, that's good
00:28:15What's, uh, what's it look like, huh?
00:28:16It looks something like death
00:28:18What are you?
00:28:40What the hell are you?
00:28:41Oh, I know
00:29:07Mom! Dad!
00:29:23Dad! Mom!
00:29:33Dad!
00:29:37Hi, honey. I'm just doing my aerobics.
00:29:55Why are you staring at me like that?
00:29:57Well, Harry fell down outside and...
00:30:00What?
00:30:01Harry fell down outside and he went to sleep.
00:30:04Harry?
00:30:05Oh, my God.
00:30:07Oh, my God.
00:30:37What happened?
00:30:41He fainted.
00:30:42Is he feverish?
00:30:43No, I don't think so.
00:30:46I just don't understand any of this.
00:30:50Harry?
00:30:50Honey.
00:30:51You sure you're all right?
00:31:10All systems go, sir.
00:31:12Well, your warp factor seemed a little poop just now.
00:31:15Yeah, I'll be okay, Dad.
00:31:17Take it easy.
00:31:18Mom will bring him some food.
00:31:21Dad?
00:31:21Yeah?
00:31:23Do me a favor.
00:31:24Don't let Wendy in, okay?
00:31:25Why?
00:31:26I mean, if I'm sick or anything, I don't want her to catch it.
00:31:32She's just a kid, you know?
00:31:34All right.
00:31:34All right, you've got it.
00:31:40Yeah.
00:31:41Oh, you look so pretty.
00:31:50What time did you tell your little friend to come?
00:31:52Seven.
00:31:53It's almost seven now.
00:31:54What's his name?
00:31:55Malcolm.
00:31:55Want to help me set the table?
00:32:03Hi.
00:32:04I'm Malcolm Mallory.
00:32:06Hello.
00:32:08Come on in.
00:32:11Pleased to meet you, Mr. Potter.
00:32:12I'm sorry.
00:32:13My name is Harry.
00:32:15How do you do?
00:32:19Honey.
00:32:20Is Wendy's little friend here yet?
00:32:21Yes, he is.
00:32:25Oh.
00:32:28Hi.
00:32:30I'm sorry.
00:32:31Wendy didn't tell me.
00:32:32Children seldom do, Mrs. Potter.
00:32:34Please call me Anne.
00:32:35Anne.
00:32:35Malcolm.
00:32:37Hello, Wendy.
00:32:40As much as I love chocolate milk, Mrs. Potter.
00:32:44Malcolm, you want a quick one before dinner?
00:32:46Sure.
00:32:47Gin and tonic will be fine, Harry.
00:32:52You're...
00:32:53You're...
00:32:54Professor of English.
00:32:57You can forget the milk, honey.
00:32:58He's into gin and tonics.
00:33:01I brought a, uh, note from my mother.
00:33:04That's very good.
00:33:12Blues, ragoos.
00:33:13Wow.
00:33:14I haven't seen one of those in years.
00:33:15Well, don't tell anyone about it.
00:33:17It'll show my age.
00:33:17So, uh, where's your little boy?
00:33:22Uh, Wendy tells me she has an older brother.
00:33:24Uh, Harry Jr.?
00:33:25He had a fainting spill today, and he's in sleeping.
00:33:29Nothing serious, I hope.
00:33:30I hope not.
00:33:32I guess not.
00:33:32Maybe it's just the excitement of the move.
00:33:34Here you go, Malcolm.
00:33:36Welcome.
00:33:37Cheers.
00:33:38Cheers.
00:33:39That isn't Spot, our pet, Nancy.
00:33:45That's something that looks like Spot, acts like Spot, even smells like Spot.
00:33:51But in reality, it's a Martian.
00:33:54You mean...
00:33:55Yes, our dog is a pod person from the planet Mars.
00:34:00Shh.
00:34:03Actually, after I got my degree, I wound up traveling with the circus for a while.
00:34:08They needed a person to do some clown gags.
00:34:12I was good at acrobatics.
00:34:14Pay was good.
00:34:15Seemed like fun, so...
00:34:16I always wanted to run away with the circus when I was a kid.
00:34:19You did?
00:34:20Yep.
00:34:21Me too.
00:34:21Really?
00:34:23Mmm, maybe not run away.
00:34:25Maybe visit for a while.
00:34:27Read to us, Malcolm.
00:34:28Well, maybe your parents wouldn't.
00:34:30You promised.
00:34:32What she got you roped into, Malcolm.
00:34:34Her daughter has asked me to recite a pretty long piece.
00:34:37What does she want to hear?
00:34:38The Fairy Queen.
00:34:39Heady stuff, Squirt.
00:34:41Not so surprising.
00:34:42Her father is a very great writer.
00:34:44Well, not a great writer, but...
00:34:47We're ready when you are, Malcolm.
00:34:50Now, remember, this was written a long time ago...
00:34:52We know.
00:34:54We know.
00:34:55A gentle knight was riding across the plain,
00:35:04all clad in mighty arms and silver shield,
00:35:09where in old dints and deep wounds did remain
00:35:12the cruel marks of many a bloody field.
00:35:17Yet armies till that time did he never wield.
00:35:19His angry steed did jive his foaming bit.
00:35:25Tempo!
00:35:26We have a nice kiss of Mariana's name.
00:35:29Doors are we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we.
00:35:32We love our time.
00:35:35Upon a great adventure he was bound,
00:35:38that fairest Gloriana to him gave,
00:35:41the greatest glorious Queen the greatest, glorious Queen of Fairyland.
00:35:44We'll see you next time.
00:36:14We'll see you next time.
00:36:44Now, when that idle dream was to him brought, unto that elfin night he bade him fly, where
00:36:58he slept soundly, void of evil thought, and with false shoes, abuse his fantasy.
00:37:04We'll see you next time.
00:37:20Galwin, it's starting again.
00:37:23We'll see you next time.
00:37:53I guess that ought to give those little suckers something to think about.
00:38:08It may look like your canary, Tweety, my dear, but it's not Tweety.
00:38:15It may sing like Tweety.
00:38:17It may mow like Tweety.
00:38:19It may even eat seed like Tweety.
00:38:20But it's an alien.
00:38:22You mean...
00:38:23Yes.
00:38:24Your canary is a pod person from the planet Mars.
00:38:27You mean anything better?
00:38:46Sure does.
00:38:47Good morning, sweetie.
00:38:50Good morning, Wendy.
00:38:51And it's mine.
00:38:56Now it's mine.
00:38:59Wendy, give Harry back his juice.
00:39:01No.
00:39:02Honey, give Harry back his juice.
00:39:04Mommy will pour you some of your own, see?
00:39:06No.
00:39:07Wendy, listen to your mother.
00:39:12Wendy Ann?
00:39:13That is a very bad girl.
00:39:17Wendy, go to your room.
00:39:19But I'm hungry.
00:39:21Wendy?
00:39:24Wendy Ann, you're going to your room.
00:39:27Honey, it's only a little juice.
00:39:29No, Dad, no.
00:39:31It's okay.
00:39:32She's probably just not feeling good.
00:39:33Remember?
00:39:34The move and all?
00:39:35Look, I don't care about the juice.
00:39:39Anyways, I promised Miss St. Clair I'd eat with her.
00:39:41Are you all right?
00:39:43Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:44You sure?
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:47Harry.
00:39:47Harry.
00:40:05Come in, Harry.
00:40:23Hi, Eunice.
00:40:25Hello.
00:40:29How'd you know it was me?
00:40:30Oh, I recognize the knock.
00:40:32It's prepubescent.
00:40:35Eunice, why are you here?
00:40:48I don't get you.
00:40:50You're different, aren't you?
00:40:52Oh, yes.
00:40:53I like to think I am.
00:40:54No, not like that.
00:40:56Look at all this stuff.
00:40:58It's not normal.
00:40:59It's all the things a kid would have.
00:41:01An adult wouldn't have neat stuff like this.
00:41:03Oh, I like all this stuff.
00:41:05I've had it for years.
00:41:07Hundreds, I bet.
00:41:09You're a fishing kid.
00:41:14Eunice, are you a witch?
00:41:16What of it?
00:41:19Why are you here?
00:41:22I'm here because I have to be.
00:41:24Just a second.
00:41:36Zach.
00:41:39Hi.
00:41:39You like flowers?
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41These are for you.
00:41:41I picked them myself.
00:41:43Wow, thanks a lot.
00:41:44They're beautiful.
00:41:45So are you.
00:41:46Thanks.
00:41:47My name is Wendy Ann.
00:41:48I live downstairs.
00:41:49Oh, I'm Jeanette.
00:41:50That's right.
00:41:51Can I get you something to drink or something?
00:41:56Nope.
00:41:57Oh, be careful with that.
00:41:58It's breakable.
00:41:59Be careful.
00:42:01This was you?
00:42:02Uh-huh.
00:42:02It was about your age then.
00:42:03You were pretty.
00:42:06Thanks.
00:42:07I think.
00:42:08Beauty fades with age.
00:42:10What?
00:42:11This is your suitor?
00:42:15No, that's my boyfriend.
00:42:17His name's William.
00:42:18Yes, I know.
00:42:22I've got an audition today and I've got a lot to do.
00:42:24So, um, if you want to hang around or something, you can.
00:42:27I'll be right here.
00:42:34How'd you become a witch?
00:42:36I was a princess.
00:42:37And that seemed a pretty dull thing to be to me.
00:42:40A real princess?
00:42:41No, a phony one.
00:42:43Of course a real princess.
00:42:45Anyway, I fell in love with a handsome young wizard named Tauroc.
00:42:50And since we were going to be married, I thought it would be a good idea if we had something in common.
00:42:55So I studied magic with a great old man named Galwin.
00:43:00I was a pretty good student, too.
00:43:02Can you teach me to be a magician?
00:43:04I could, but I don't think I'm going to have the time.
00:43:09Why not?
00:43:10You going somewhere?
00:43:11I don't know, kiddo.
00:43:13I just don't know.
00:43:15You cook good pancakes.
00:43:18They're made from nosy kids.
00:43:22Uh, how is your sister?
00:43:26She's not my sister.
00:43:28What do you mean?
00:43:31I figured it out.
00:43:32She looks like my sister.
00:43:35She acts like my sister.
00:43:37She even sounds like my sister, but...
00:43:40But?
00:43:43She's an alien.
00:43:46It's like she's a pod person from the planet Mars.
00:43:50Close.
00:43:52But no cigar.
00:43:53There she is.
00:44:16You know...
00:44:17when did you first notice that your sister was behaving strangely the day we moved in which
00:44:32was friday ah friday yes that's when it all would have started do you know what day friday was
00:44:40uh star trek weekend on channel 11 valpergus night which is sabbath the day when all the denizens
00:44:48of the unknown cavort cavort party hearty harry oh all right harry this is galwin galwin this is harry
00:45:02potter jr it's a mushroom i told you i was a good student he's seen better days
00:45:11now this whole transformation takes about 72 hours so we really don't have much time left
00:45:21we don't harry your sister isn't an alien she's something much worse what is she we don't have
00:45:30time to chat about that now i'll tell you all about it later but for now i want you to go to
00:45:35your apartment and keep an eye on your sister every adult in the world tells me to do that
00:45:39well i'm one adult who has a good reason to tell you to do that now go on shoo
00:45:44oh my god
00:45:51oh my god
00:45:58oh my god
00:46:04oh my god
00:46:06oh my god
00:46:08jeanette
00:46:09hey jeanette hello
00:46:13jeanette
00:46:16jeanette
00:46:18jeanette
00:46:28Nice friend. I've heard a lot about you.
00:46:29Oh, nice to meet you. What seems to be the problem?
00:46:32That's no problem, really.
00:46:34Well, she was supposed to meet me about a half an hour ago.
00:46:36We were going to go play some volleyball, but she never showed up.
00:46:39Well, it doesn't sound like her.
00:46:41No, it doesn't.
00:46:43She's going to get a little worried, to tell you the truth.
00:46:45Hello?
00:46:46Well, it seems like no one's home.
00:46:48I can turn the bell again.
00:46:54Jeanette, hey, hello?
00:46:57Jeanette?
00:46:58What's the matter?
00:47:03I don't know. I just got a migraine or something.
00:47:06Like I got hit in the head with a softball.
00:47:08Well, you want some aspirin or something?
00:47:10No, no, thanks. Thanks. Thanks. I'll be okay. Thanks anyway.
00:47:13Okay.
00:47:14Well, if you need to use the phone or anything, I'm right down the hall here.
00:47:18Okay. Thanks a lot. Appreciate it.
00:47:20See ya.
00:47:22Jeanette!
00:47:27Jeanette?
00:47:27Hey, Jeanette? Hello?
00:47:34Hello?
00:47:39Jeanette?
00:47:41Hey, Jeanette, hello?
00:47:42Hello?
00:47:42Hello?
00:47:42Hey, wie Valentine?
00:48:03Wednesday...
00:48:04Hey!
00:48:04è, I got some...
00:48:05Hey, Jeanette!
00:48:06Hey!
00:48:07Hello?
00:48:07Hello?
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:08Hey!
00:48:08Hello?
00:48:09Hey!
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:39Oh, my God.
00:49:01Hi, Malcolm.
00:49:03Hi, Wendy. Feeling better today?
00:49:06Yeah, thanks.
00:49:07Why is it down the hallway like that?
00:49:08Well, I locked myself out of my apartment that I can't seem to find my keys.
00:49:14Well, the door's not locked, silly. See?
00:49:16Uh, would you like some juice?
00:49:29Yes, thank you.
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:34Orange or apple?
00:49:36Um, apple.
00:49:37I, I like your house, Malcolm.
00:49:47You seem to be at peace with the world around you.
00:49:52What?
00:49:53Oh, nothing. I said it looks neat.
00:49:58Are you okay?
00:50:04Sure, hon.
00:50:06You're fibbing.
00:50:09A little.
00:50:10You're real sick, aren't you?
00:50:15Does it show?
00:50:16No, but I can tell.
00:50:18I bet you can.
00:50:20Yes, I'm sick.
00:50:22I'm getting sicker every day, so the x-rays say.
00:50:26What's wrong?
00:50:26Oh, it's, it's complicated.
00:50:30Bone marrow and yucky stuff.
00:50:33Doctors have their big names for it.
00:50:35But if you ask me, this whole body's just worn out.
00:50:39You're gonna die?
00:50:40It looks that way.
00:50:44Hey.
00:50:46Want me to draw you a picture?
00:50:49But you can't die, Malcolm.
00:50:51You're too special.
00:50:54It's okay.
00:50:56I was getting a little tired of this old body anyway.
00:51:00Now, do you want straight or floppy ears on this bunny?
00:51:06Oh, um, floppy.
00:51:13Malcolm?
00:51:15Remember when I asked you if you were an elf?
00:51:18Uh-huh.
00:51:20Did you ever want to be?
00:51:24I did, actually.
00:51:27When I was about your age, in fact.
00:51:30Maybe a little older.
00:51:32Doctors talking to my parents about recessive genes.
00:51:37I thought they were talking about pants.
00:51:41It's funny what you think about when you're a child.
00:51:46Just didn't understand what was happening.
00:51:50My parents told me,
00:51:52Malcolm,
00:51:54this is not gonna grow anymore.
00:51:55I thought,
00:51:59wouldn't it be wonderful
00:52:01if all this was happening to me because
00:52:04I was magic
00:52:06and not because I was sick?
00:52:09I used to sit in my bedroom
00:52:13and daydream
00:52:14and wish that I'd wake up the next morning
00:52:17in a landfill with
00:52:19unicorns and dragons
00:52:21and flying horses.
00:52:23special people.
00:52:29Just like I was.
00:52:33Kept on waiting for that to happen.
00:52:37Yeah, I kept on waiting.
00:52:39Miss Cooper?
00:52:55Miss Cooper?
00:52:57Are you in there?
00:53:00Miss Cooper?
00:53:01Oh, damn it, I'm too late.
00:53:04Mr. Dickinson?
00:53:11Mr. Dickinson, are you in there?
00:53:17Barry?
00:53:19Barry, are you in there?
00:53:22Duke?
00:53:23Anybody home?
00:53:25Hello there, Miss St. Clair.
00:53:27Are we having a problem?
00:53:29Does it look as though I'm having a problem?
00:53:31No, you're looking for whales to harpoon, right?
00:53:34You must be Harry's father.
00:53:36That's right.
00:53:37Well, that explains his interest in monster movies.
00:53:40Oh, you should have seen me before I shaved.
00:53:44Have you seen Jungle Jim lately?
00:53:46Duke?
00:53:47No, I haven't seen him since Friday.
00:53:49Oh, damn it.
00:53:50What's the matter?
00:53:50What's the matter?
00:53:51Everybody in the entire building is just disappearing.
00:53:54That's all, one by one.
00:53:56Well, it is the weekend.
00:53:57Do you know what day it was
00:53:58when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima?
00:54:00It was on a weekend, right?
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:06But it would be interesting to find out, wouldn't it?
00:54:20Who was that?
00:54:22The Wicked Witch of the West.
00:54:24Honey, have we unpacked the encyclopedia yet?
00:54:27Second shelf.
00:54:33Harry, what are you doing?
00:54:35Waiting for Wendy.
00:54:36Why?
00:54:37Because it's my job to watch her.
00:54:40Don't you think you're carrying the big brother a bit a little too far?
00:54:42Dad, she's worse than a pod person.
00:54:45She's a monster.
00:54:46She may look like Wendy.
00:54:48She may act like Wendy.
00:54:49She may even dress like Wendy.
00:54:51But she's something else.
00:54:53Honey,
00:54:54did you do a lot of drugs before we met?
00:55:02Professor Mallory?
00:55:09Professor Mallory,
00:55:10is it all right?
00:55:10Oh, my God.
00:55:40Welcome, Brother Elf.
00:56:10It's a great dinner, Mom.
00:56:34Yes, sir, great dinner.
00:56:37Thank you, dear.
00:56:38Harry, you're not eating your dinner.
00:56:42I am.
00:56:46I love family life.
00:56:48Um, honey?
00:56:49Harry, can you get me some coffee?
00:56:51If you just take your eye off your sister for a second.
00:56:54Sure, Dad.
00:56:55Let's bring the pot over here.
00:57:00Oh, my God.
00:57:02Ice.
00:57:04Are you okay?
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:06What happened, Harry?
00:57:08You know.
00:57:10Well, how does she know when I don't even know?
00:57:12Let me see your arm.
00:57:13I'm fine, Mom.
00:57:14Where does it hurt?
00:57:15She does know, Dad.
00:57:17Believe me, she does.
00:57:23See that, see that, see that, see that, see that.
00:57:25Oh, my God.
00:57:49No.
00:57:50Buzz off, you little creeps.
00:58:20Night-night.
00:58:50Night-night.
00:59:20Night-night.
00:59:50Night-night.
01:00:00Night-night.
01:00:02Night-night.
01:00:04Night-night.
01:00:06Oh, Harry.
01:00:08Oh, there's some hot cocoa and a sweet roll in the kitchen.
01:00:13How'd you know I was coming?
01:00:14Well, you told your parents you were coming over for breakfast, didn't you?
01:00:17I don't hang out with liars.
01:00:27Uh, why don't you sit down?
01:00:29I saw Wendy last night like she really is.
01:00:32Not when she's Wendy.
01:00:33Oh, you did, did you?
01:00:35It was horrible.
01:00:36It had a beaky nose, long, nasty nails.
01:00:40She looked just like that, didn't she?
01:00:43Yeah.
01:00:45How'd you know?
01:00:46That Harry, my boy, is a troll.
01:00:49Or, more specifically, Turok the troll.
01:00:53What's a troll?
01:00:55Oh, a fairy of sorts.
01:00:58Mean.
01:00:59Very strong.
01:01:04Look at that.
01:01:05Isn't that you?
01:01:06Yes, it's me.
01:01:08And that was Turok.
01:01:10Uh, wasn't Turok...
01:01:11Hand the chatter and listen up.
01:01:16There.
01:01:17Now, before there were countries, before there were presidents, there was just the world.
01:01:23One big place.
01:01:24One big place.
01:01:25And in this place, there were fairies and there were humans.
01:01:29Now, the leaders of both kingdoms decided that no one side would rule the other.
01:01:34That the kingdoms would be equally divided between the two of them.
01:01:39But that didn't set well with Turok and some of the fairies.
01:01:42They wanted to control the world, so there was a great big war.
01:01:46Well, the good humans won, and the rebel fairies were condemned to darkness.
01:01:51And Turok was turned into a troll.
01:01:54For all eternity.
01:01:55But now he has vowed his revenge.
01:02:00He still wants to rule the world with his army, and that's why he's here.
01:02:04And that's why you're here?
01:02:05To stop him?
01:02:06That's my job, kiddo.
01:02:07But what is he doing here?
01:02:10I'm not quite sure.
01:02:12But I think that he's going from apartment to apartment.
01:02:16He's transforming sections of this building into different fairy worlds.
01:02:22And when he has succeeded in transforming them all,
01:02:25a single fairy universe will be formed within this building.
01:02:30It'll be filled with all his old fairy pals.
01:02:32And when that's done, that universe will burst forth like a fourth dimension.
01:02:41What about Wendy?
01:02:43She's alive somewhere.
01:02:44How can you be sure of that?
01:02:46Well, when Turok wipes out humanity, he will save one token specimen,
01:02:52a fair-haired maiden, and she will serve as the princess of the fairies.
01:02:56Listen up, kid.
01:02:57We're getting right down to the wire here.
01:02:59However, Turok has just three days in which to complete his universe,
01:03:05or else he misses his cosmic chance.
01:03:09He's running out of time and apartments.
01:03:12There are just two pieces of the puzzle left,
01:03:15my apartment and yours.
01:03:17Here.
01:03:19Plunge this weapon deep into the heart of Turok's universe.
01:03:25Where can I find that?
01:03:26Well, Turok has always been a little melodramatic,
01:03:29so just look for the biggest, most powerful creature you can find.
01:03:33It'll be mean, it'll be ugly, and it will not be glad to see you.
01:03:38Oh.
01:03:45See ya.
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:47I hope so, Harry.
01:03:56I hope so.
01:03:57I hope so.
01:03:57Turok, you harm one hair on Harry's head,
01:04:17and I'll make your life a living hell for all eternity.
01:04:21All right, my love.
01:04:32Once more, for old time's sake.
01:04:46Harry, what are you doing?
01:04:48Waiting.
01:04:50For what?
01:04:50A stray dragon.
01:04:53Oh.
01:04:55Oh, that's...
01:04:55That's...
01:04:57...
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:05Oh.
01:05:05Oh.
01:05:12Oh.
01:05:15Oh.
01:05:16Oh.
01:05:20Oh, stop it!
01:05:38There.
01:05:39That's more like it.
01:05:43All right, Turok, show yourself.
01:05:47It's Eunice.
01:05:50Your dear Eunice.
01:06:16Where are all your little friends, Turok?
01:06:18Are they hiding from me, too?
01:06:20Let's go.
01:06:50I should have known.
01:07:03I should have known.
01:07:20All right, if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get.
01:07:50I should have known.
01:08:20I should have known.
01:08:30Eunice?
01:08:32Eunice?
01:08:33Eunice, are you okay?
01:08:39All right, kiddo.
01:08:41It's up to you now.
01:08:43Don't blow it.
01:08:45Eunice, no!
01:08:47Go on.
01:08:49Go there and save your sister.
01:08:59What was that?
01:09:11What was that?
01:09:23What was that?
01:09:33Honey.
01:09:35Shut that damn door.
01:09:47He can't take over if you keep him out of your home.
01:09:51I don't know, but I'm listening to that tree.
01:10:03Harry Potter Jr.
01:10:13Harry Potter Jr.
01:10:15Harry Potter Jr.
01:10:17Harry Potter Jr.
01:10:19Harry Potter Jr.
01:10:37Wendy.
01:10:38Wendy.
01:10:39Wendy.
01:10:40Ow!
01:10:41Wendy.
01:10:42Wendy.
01:10:46Whoa!
01:10:47Oh, God!
01:10:48Oh, God!
01:11:02Oh, God!
01:11:14Oh, God!
01:11:18Henry!
01:11:32Oh, God!
01:11:35Ah!
01:11:37Oh!
01:11:39Jerry!
01:11:49Come on!
01:11:51Come on!
01:11:53Come on!
01:11:55Come on!
01:11:57Come on!
01:11:59Oh!
01:12:01Hey!
01:12:03Oh!
01:12:05Oh!
01:12:29Whoa!
01:12:31Oh, no!
01:12:32Oh, no! Not the girl!
01:12:38No!
01:12:39Careful!
01:12:55Come on!
01:13:02It's yours!
01:13:18Dad! Mom! Open the door!
01:13:21No!
01:13:33Gotcha!
01:13:51Huh?
01:13:54Gotcha!
01:13:55Yeah!
01:13:57Yeah!
01:13:58You know...
01:14:01Yeah!
01:14:03Yeah!
01:14:07Yeah!
01:14:10Yeah!
01:14:13Yeah!
01:14:14Hey, you did pretty good in there for a human.
01:14:44The station's half a mile down Main Street.
01:14:55They'll fill out your report there.
01:15:02Okay, that's all.
01:15:03Show's over.
01:15:04All right, everybody, let's move along now.
01:15:06Let's go.
01:15:07Break it up.
01:15:07Let's go home now.
01:15:14What do you think happened here?
01:15:16Nothing.
01:15:18Someone probably had their stereo on too loud.
01:15:21Must have been one of those kids.
01:15:22Play sure looks noble.
01:15:25Let's play it safe.
01:15:26I'll check the side of the building out.
01:15:28Right.
01:15:44I'll check it out.
01:16:14Of Tempo's Toys
01:16:25Ye have heard of this, fierce o' myriad campaign
01:16:27Time on Herber Way, Herber, Herber, Herber Way
01:16:30Tempo's
01:16:31Ye have heard of this, fierce o' myriad campaign
01:16:33Toys Herber, Herber Way, Herber, Herber, Herber Way
01:16:36Dream of Mars
01:16:38Time...
01:16:42Time...
01:16:44Time...
01:16:46Time...
01:16:48Time...
01:16:50Time...
01:16:52Time...
01:16:54Time...
01:16:58Time...
01:17:00Time...
01:17:02Tempo's
01:17:03Ye have heard of this, fierce o' myriad campaign
01:17:05Ha herber, Herber Way
01:17:07Herber, Herber Way
01:17:08Get boged
01:17:09See have heard of this, fierce o' myriad campaign
01:17:11Ha herber, herber, Herber, Herber, Wes
01:17:18Time...
01:17:19Time...
01:17:20Time...
01:17:21Night...
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01:17:23Meyer...
01:17:25Time...
01:17:26Night...
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01:17:30Night...
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01:17:35Bona fizzera, ora fayra
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01:17:38Bona fizzera, ora fayra
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