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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well, yeah.
00:27She's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:07We need you!
01:09The system is still placing counter trend orders!
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:22All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
01:24We're down a hundred million already!
01:26We're down a hundred million already!
01:28The computer thinks this is normal!
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:32If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:35Don't panic!
01:36The boss is here!
01:37The boss is here!
01:45Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Come on!
01:48It's up to 10!
01:49You're pretty good!
01:58No way!
01:59There's a great number of the prices for that.
02:00The price.
02:01Today's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:03Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:24Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
03:01Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home. Get some sleep.
03:13And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
03:19Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
03:31You are...
03:46Nailed it.
03:50The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Boss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night. Time to update that resume, Tom? Or is all that big talk just hot air?
04:18Or is all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss? Really?
04:22Though this is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:34And you are...
04:36Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired!
04:51What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04You made it here on Pure Talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:11Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here...
05:23Is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
05:35Drop it.
05:36Just go handle as much as Brooke.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:58Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlin!
06:17Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:20Caitlin.
06:21Caitlin.
06:24Is this...
06:25Kayla Twist?
06:26Are...
06:27Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:28You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:29Would you want to go?
06:30God, yes.
06:31This is perfect.
06:32This is perfect!
06:33Go!
06:34Now!
06:35Before you're late!
06:36And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
06:38What?
06:39Why?
06:40The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:50It's Jessica!
06:52She's here!
07:07You are fired!
07:11Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired!
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employed that this place will crash and burn without your
07:23precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit!
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:32You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:40Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders.
07:43Finance takes timing and judgement.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:55What?
07:56Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:04Thank you!
08:08Susan!
08:09Susan!
08:10Susan!
08:11Susan!
08:12Look around!
08:13Finance is a men's game!
08:14Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing
08:31paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor.
08:33We should've squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives do we have Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the ones.
09:03She's a talented board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse.
09:16Harvard PhD.
09:17Star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:22Jesse.
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:26She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:48Remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director.
09:52One-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but...
10:04Couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:20Alright.
10:27Pathetic.
10:28Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:33Come in.
10:35Jesse!
10:37Emergency!
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What?
10:40Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:41God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:43He wants you to go see him now.
10:45Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:47He's on the chopping block?
10:50Okay.
10:51Okay.
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you're right.
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:19Absolutely!
11:20Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:35You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:36I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:37I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:38Don't worry, Jackson.
11:39With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:40That's what I like to hear.
11:41Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
11:42I'm on it.
11:43That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
11:44Smart and easy on the eyes.
11:45Yeah, hardly remarkable.
11:46That's all right.
11:47That's all right.
11:48That's all right.
11:49That's all right.
11:50That's all right.
11:51That's all right.
11:52That's all right.
11:53That's all right.
11:54That's all right.
11:55That's all right.
11:56That's all right.
11:57That's all right.
11:58That's all right.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:03Yeah, hardly remarkable.
12:04Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:07Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:13So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:23Coffee.
12:24Always.
12:25Right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:27Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:32Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:57Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:00Are you crazy?
13:01I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:07Eight years of this secret crush.
13:09Still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
13:12Wait, hold on.
13:13You found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:19Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant.
13:21How could she get fired?
13:22Something's off here.
13:24Let's go get her.
13:25This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:32You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
13:54This office is all mine now.
14:09Ugh.
14:14Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:17Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:28Jackson fired Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:38Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
14:45Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:55Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:00Boss!
15:01What?
15:02Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush?
15:06You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:11What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that too.
15:17Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:24To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:27To the racetrack.
15:30You win!
15:31Yes!
15:32Boss!
15:33The trading system is down!
15:37What?
15:38The trading system is down!
15:43What?
15:44The trading system is down!
15:45We need you!
15:46The system is still placing counter trend orders!
15:50The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
15:52All my stop losses are firing like crazy!
15:53We're down 100 million already!
15:54The computer thinks this is normal!
15:55I can't do anything no matter what I try!
15:56If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
15:57Don't panic!
15:58The boss is here!
15:59Don't panic!
16:00The boss is here!
16:01Don't panic!
16:02Don't panic!
16:03The boss is here!
16:04I can't do anything no matter what I try!
16:05If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
16:08Don't panic!
16:09The boss is here!
16:10Stop staring and get out of the chair!
16:34Go!
16:35Come on!
16:39Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:19Sorry.
17:20Food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:28What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:32You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:39Here you go, boss.
17:45Relax, people.
17:49I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:56Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:06All right.
18:07Let's go, folks.
18:08Come on.
18:09Let her work.
18:10Nailed it.
18:35The model's fixed?
18:36The company account.
18:37Hoss is insane.
18:38Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
18:42Time to update that resume, Tom.
18:43Or was all that big talk just hot air?
18:44Mark.
18:45Who is our boss?
18:46Really?
18:47Clueless as usual, Tom.
18:48Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
18:49Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
18:54What on Earth?
18:55What on Earth?
18:56Are we doing during work hours?
18:57And you are?
18:58Meet the chairman.
18:59In the next set of weird beats, it's Melbourne.
19:00If you have any stronger years of zero, you know?
19:01I'm not a former CEO.
19:02I'm not a big business.
19:03I'm not a fan of the secretpla зат.
19:04But I was afraid to try that.
19:05I'm not a fan of my career.
19:06Oh, I don't know.
19:07I'm not a fan of myauto's cheating.
19:08I'm not a fan of my préparation.
19:09I'm not a fan of my drawer.
19:10I'm a fan of my quirky experiential data.
19:11I'm not a fan of my team.
19:12I'm a fan of my fingers.
19:13I'm a fan of my newer Maek.
19:14I'm a fan of my group.
19:15I'm a fan.
19:16Why, TB's security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son.
19:25Your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired.
19:38What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:43Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:49Only the best work here.
19:52You made it here on Pure Talent.
19:53You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
20:00You just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:15You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:19Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Just go handle as much as work.
20:27The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:32The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
20:55Finally, top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin, where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect.
21:19Go now before you're late.
21:21And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:25What?
21:26Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34Now, who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:51You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:13Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:34And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone.
22:40They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:44What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:47Well, thank you.
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:06Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around.
23:13Finance is a men's game.
23:15Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:19All right, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:28I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:39Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have Susan?
23:47Just two women in executive roles.
23:49She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse, Harvard PhD, start trader.
24:08Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:10Jesse.
24:11I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:22Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:35Remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director.
24:39One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:07All right.
25:08Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jesse.
25:25Emergency.
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:35Okay.
25:38Okay.
25:41Good.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, you're right.
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:14You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:23You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:43That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:51Hardly remarkable.
26:52Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:56Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:11Coffee, always, right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:24Oh.
27:30Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51Don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
28:00Wait, hold on.
28:00You found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:07She's brilliant.
28:08How could she get fired?
28:11Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:18You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day.
28:28I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:32She's in security tradie.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:37This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:02Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:19And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:23Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:39Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:43Just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss.
29:48Boss!
29:48Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:52What crush?
29:54You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:01Well yeah, she's incredible.
30:03Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:10Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:14To the racetrack.
30:29You win!
30:30Yes!
30:35Boss!
30:36The trading system is down!
30:42What?
30:42The trading system is down!
30:45We need you!
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy!
31:00We're down for a moment already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic!
31:11The boss is here!
31:12Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:21Go!
31:21Go!
31:22Go!
31:22Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So, the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So, naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss?
32:03Even you can't solve it?
32:04Sorry.
32:05Sorry.
32:06Food coma's hitting hard.
32:07Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:09Who does she think she's fooling?
32:10What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:11If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:12You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:13You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:22You're by now.
32:23Just jumping to bed, so that's going to be part of the bucket.
32:25It doesn't matter.
32:27That's a bad idea.
32:28Yeah.
32:29Because I'm so sorry I didn't want to be as good as a Red.
32:30I'm so sorry I didn't want to be.
32:32But you're a bit nervous better.
32:33I just want to be a part of that.
32:34Stay ready for my life.
32:35Bye.
32:36See you next time.
32:37You're done.
32:38Good to be.
32:39Take care.
32:39Relax people I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden. Go home get
32:45some sleep. And with that we're gone. Thank you boss you truly are the MVP.
32:53All right let's go folks come on let her work let's go!
33:09Nailed it.
33:39The models fixed? The company account. Paws is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night. Time to update that resume Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss? Really?
33:57Clueless as usual Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch. Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours? And you are? Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO. Of course his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours aren't they?
34:22Well it's actually funny you mention that. You are fired. What?
34:27Here at TB we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB we do not tolerate mediocrity. Only the best work here.
34:38We made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity? Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:47Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not gonna waste my time talking to garbage.
34:53Here is your hush money. Take it and get out. You know what? Here's a little extra. Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it. Just go handle as much as work. The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators. Not little fluffy performance faking rabbits. Those will be eaten. But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:42Wait.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Katelyn!
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:55Katelyn.
35:58Is this...
35:59Katelyn Twist? Are...
36:00Are you a Katelyn Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect. It's perfect!
36:06Go! Now! Before you're late!
36:08And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
36:11What? Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Katelyn Twist above making traits.
36:19Those numbers must be fake.
36:21And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
36:24It's Jessica! She's here!
36:41You are fired!
36:43Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired!
36:52Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:05You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:11Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:15And two defenders.
37:17Finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:32What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:45Susan!
37:46Susan!
37:47Susan!
37:48Look around. Finance is a men's game.
37:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
38:06Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:09Okay.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:32Just two women in executive roles.
38:37These are the files.
38:39She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jessie. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:57Jessie.
38:58I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
39:00Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:09Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:11Wait a minute.
39:12Wait a minute.
39:20Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
40:02Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jessie. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:24Okay.
40:25Okay.
40:27Good.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jessie, you're right. Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:52Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
40:59You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:09You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:16I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:31That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:38Hardly remarkable.
41:39Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
41:42Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:45She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:48So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
41:59Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:29Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:42Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:46Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:48We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:56Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her.
42:59This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
43:02be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day.
43:15I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:26This office is all mine now.
43:39Broke much?
43:49Disgusting.
43:51Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
44:01Jackson fired Jessica.
44:04And no one knows who she really is.
44:07I can take advantage of this.
44:10Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
44:31Boss?
44:32Boss?
44:33Boss?
44:34What?
44:35Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:39What crush?
44:40You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:45What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah, she's incredible.
44:49Of course others would see that too.
44:51Not happening.
44:52Where are you going?
44:53To the racetrack.
44:54Boss?
44:55To the racetrack.
44:56Boss?
44:57To the racetrack.
44:58You win!
44:59Yes!
45:00Boss!
45:01The trading system is down!
45:02You win!
45:03Yes!
45:22Boss!
45:23The trading system is down!
45:29We need you!
45:30The system is still placing counter trend orders!
45:31The more the market rises the faster we're selling!
45:32All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
45:33We're down a hundred in a moment already!
45:34The computer thinks this is normal!
45:35I can't do anything no matter what I try!
45:36If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
45:38Don't panic!
45:39The boss is here!
45:40What?
45:41What?
45:42What?
45:43What?
45:44What?
45:45What?
45:46What?
45:47What?
45:48What?
45:49What?
45:50What?
45:51What?
45:52What?
45:53What?
45:54What?
45:55What?
45:56What?
45:57What?
45:58What?
45:59What?
46:00What?
46:01That's all righty!
46:02The psoriasis!
46:03Great creepiest!
46:04The boss is here!
46:05Stop staring and get out of the chair!
46:06Go!
46:07I'm scared!
46:08Come on!
46:09You can't look at me×•× ×”!
46:10Yeah, you can't look at me pepper.
46:11I'm scared!
46:12Time to go!
46:14Come on!
46:16The boss is here!
46:17Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:50Boss?
46:51Even you can't solve it?
46:53Sorry.
46:54Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:13Here you go boss.
47:18Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:32Go home, get some sleep.
47:34And with that, we're gone.
47:37Thank you boss.
47:38You truly are the MVP.
47:40Alright, let's go folks.
47:41Come on, let her work.
47:42Let's go.
47:43Let's go.
47:44You.
47:45Nailed it.
47:50Green jätte.
47:51You.
47:52I was.
47:53I was.
47:54I was.
47:55I was.
47:56I was.
47:57I was.
47:58I was.
47:59I was.
48:00You.
48:01You.
48:02I was.
48:03New.
48:04I was.
48:05I was.
48:06You.
48:07ahhh.
48:08Nailed it.
48:09Nailed it.
48:29The models fixed?
48:30The company account.
48:31Posse is insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss?
48:43Really.
48:44Clueless as usual, Tom.
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Our algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan-
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:55And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:08Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:09You are fired!
49:11What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:24We made it here on Pure Talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:31Did you just hit her?
49:35What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:42Here is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:48You know what?
49:50Here's a little extra.
49:52Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:54No one wants to see that.
49:56Yeah.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle as much as work.
50:00The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:05Listen up, everybody.
50:06The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:10It is eat or be eaten.
50:12You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:19Those will be eaten.
50:21But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
50:33Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlin, where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:41Caitlin.
50:45Is this...
50:46Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:48You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:49Would you want to go?
50:50God, yes.
50:51This is perfect.
50:52It's perfect!
50:53Go, now, before you're late!
50:54And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fine.
50:58What?
50:59Why?
51:00The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
51:06Those numbers must be fake.
51:08Who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:11It's Jessica.
51:12She's here.
51:13She's here.
51:16You are fired.
51:17Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:23Who I am doesn't matter.
51:24All that matters is that you are fired.
51:27Are you certain about firing me?
51:28You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:30You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:31Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:33Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:34You expect me to believe that?
51:35You expect me to believe that?
51:36Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:37So take your headphones and beat it.
51:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
51:40And to you defenders.
51:41Finance takes timing and judgment.
51:42And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
51:45So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
51:46Leave them alone.
51:47They have nothing to do with this.
51:48I mean, you wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:49You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:50Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
51:59Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:02And to you defenders.
52:04Finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:12Leave them alone.
52:13They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:18What?
52:19Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss.
52:37She's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:42Susan.
52:43Susan.
52:44Susan.
52:45Susan.
52:46Look around.
52:47Finance is a men's game.
52:48Okay.
52:49As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:53All right.
52:54I did us a favor.
52:55We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:02I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:12Don't tell me it's...
53:13How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:17Just two women in executive roles.
53:18These are the ones.
53:19She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:20A quant model.
53:21She built it from scratch.
53:22And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:23Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:24Jessie.
53:25Harvard PhD.
53:26Star trader.
53:27Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
53:28Jessie.
53:29I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
53:30Actually, Jessica.
53:31She's our golden goose.
53:32Now you need to...
53:33Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:34I'll make sure she stays, all right?
53:35Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
53:36Wait, wait.
53:37Wait.
53:38Hold on.
53:39a traitor. Dad, are you talking about Jesse? Jesse? I didn't fire Jesse, did I? Actually,
53:47Jessica, she's our golden goose. Now you need to- Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, all right? Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office. Wait a minute.
53:59Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk? Trading director, one-upping Jessica. It's time you
54:17pay up, lover boy. Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:29We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while. Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course. All right.
54:47Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:53Come in. Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What? Wait, he fired Jessica? God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now. Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:09You needed something, Jackson? Jesse, you're right. Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks. Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages. I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:57You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear. All right, get going, clock sticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:19That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Yeah, hardly remarkable. Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:28Miss J?
56:29Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:34So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan. Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
56:48Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:18Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:21Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Ah, don't go around calling her that.
57:27You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
57:31Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm... Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
57:35We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:40Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired? Something's off here.
57:45Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:51You idiot. You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:15...
58:22This office is all mine now.
58:24Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
58:36Okay.
58:38Okay.
58:45Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:52And no one knows who she really is.
58:55I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jessie, what do you think you're doing?