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00:00:00I'm finally divorced.
00:00:02Oh, what was that for?
00:00:04To drive away bad luck. It's a Chinese tradition I saw my Chinese classmates do at kindergarten.
00:00:08Oh, your little one knows a lot.
00:00:12Celebrating a divorce.
00:00:15Are you nuts?
00:00:17Divorcing a cheating jerk like you is definitely something to celebrate.
00:00:21Don't act tough, okay?
00:00:22Since we are divorced, you'll be sent back to Ireland right away and your kid won't be able to go to school in New York anymore.
00:00:28Don't worry about it this much.
00:00:31Well, just in half an hour, I'll be getting married to my new husband.
00:00:35Getting my green card will be a breeze.
00:00:38She found a new husband already?
00:00:40Mommy found someone through a marriage agency who's willing to marry her and can solve the green card issue.
00:00:46It only cost 500 bucks.
00:00:50Good morning, Mr. Ray.
00:00:54Did you find someone suitable for me to marry?
00:00:56Yeah, but she's asking for a high price.
00:00:59She wants 300 grand for the marriage.
00:01:03Fine, let's do it.
00:01:04Okay.
00:01:06After you're divorced with a kid, you'd be lucky to marry one of these homeless guys.
00:01:11Black suit, blue tie, that's him.
00:01:27Compared to my new husband, you look like a homeless guy.
00:01:33He's got all these fancy cars and he's married you for 500 bucks.
00:01:38He's probably a mechanic who borrowed his client's cars.
00:01:42I didn't expect him to go this far for me.
00:01:45Honey, I'm right here.
00:01:49Seems to be her.
00:01:52Moo, don't stand in the way of wedding.
00:01:55Would you like to marry her?
00:01:56Yes, I do.
00:01:58Would you like to marry him?
00:02:00Yes, I do.
00:02:01Bye-bye, ex.
00:02:07Hope you stay broke and miserable for the rest of your life.
00:02:12Here's my number, so we can both keep in touch.
00:02:16Um, I have a favor to ask.
00:02:19Can you give me a ride?
00:02:20I need to move out of my ex-husband's place.
00:02:23No, I've got other plans.
00:02:26Well, I'll pay you 100 bucks for gas.
00:02:28That's like two hours of your mechanic work.
00:02:32Mechanic?
00:02:33Did she think I was actually a mechanic?
00:02:37Can you handle moving by yourself?
00:02:39Who said I'll do it alone?
00:02:42Apartment 302 upstairs.
00:02:44Not leave a single thing behind.
00:02:46Go, go, go.
00:02:48Okay, so tables, cabinets, TV, AC, and the front door.
00:02:52Take it all.
00:02:53Oh, get from door.
00:02:54What are you doing?
00:02:56Who are these people?
00:02:58Why are they taking our stuff?
00:03:00Everything here was bought with my money.
00:03:02I supported Lucien through his PhD, raised a family, and took care of a kid.
00:03:08Then now that he's graduated and cheated on me, if I don't make you pay, you'll think I'm a pushover.
00:03:15My son dating the VP's daughter?
00:03:17That's his big win.
00:03:19He landed a job with a 200k salary right after his PhD.
00:03:22He got a job with a salary of over 200,000.
00:03:25You, a hotel supervisor, don't even deserve him.
00:03:28Having his kids is already a huge honor for your family.
00:03:31Well, then having a son like him must be a huge disgrace to your family.
00:03:35You dare mock me?
00:03:37I'll tell Lucien to beat you up.
00:03:41Well, remember those false teeth in your mouth?
00:03:44They were paid with my money.
00:03:46Lucien, that bitch Jessica!
00:03:59She took everything from our home!
00:04:04What?
00:04:06She even took the toilet?
00:04:09Mr. Grey, there's been a huge mistake.
00:04:12The woman you married isn't the one we paid 300 grand for.
00:04:16Mr. Grey, there's been a huge mistake.
00:04:17I don't know who I really am.
00:04:21Wow, that explains why she thought I was a mechanic.
00:04:25That explains everything.
00:04:28Good thing she doesn't know who I really am.
00:04:31It'll make things easier when we get divorced.
00:04:33True.
00:04:34There are too many women after you.
00:04:37A few years ago, you even fell for a big trick.
00:04:39Do you remember that woman who seduced you and then blackmailed you?
00:04:43Do you remember what she looked like?
00:04:47I only remember she had a scar on her shoulder.
00:04:51Something.
00:04:53Jessica!
00:04:57Don't come crying to me for reconciliation after this.
00:05:02Five years of marriage taught me one thing.
00:05:04Humans and animals shouldn't interbreed.
00:05:06Are you out of your mind?
00:05:08What kind of twisted crap is coming out of your mouth right now?
00:05:16Hitting a woman?
00:05:17What kind of man are you?
00:05:18She took everything.
00:05:25You gotta get my grandson back.
00:05:28I've been raising him for years.
00:05:30Your grandson?
00:05:31He's just a bastard.
00:05:34What are you saying?
00:05:35Did you know why I never touched her in five years of marriage?
00:05:39Because I found her disgusting.
00:05:41She wasn't bringing money to make it right.
00:05:43On our wedding day, I sold her virginity to the CEO of RG Enterprises for 50 grand.
00:05:51Turns out she got pregnant that one time.
00:05:53If it weren't for the fact that she could support us, I would have pushed for an abortion a long time ago.
00:05:59So Kimmy isn't my grandson?
00:06:01So I raised him for nothing?
00:06:03Don't worry about it.
00:06:05My new wife is pregnant.
00:06:07This time, you'll get a real grandchild.
00:06:09Thanks for helping me earlier.
00:06:17Why are you two being so formal?
00:06:19You're married now and he's my dad.
00:06:24Why does this kid make me feel so close?
00:06:30Hey new dad, my name is Kimmy.
00:06:33I got this name because my mommy ate kiwis every day when she was pregnant with me.
00:06:39This kid's a bit of a chatterbox.
00:06:43Kimmy, even though mommy is divorced, I'll give you double the love.
00:06:47It's fine since my real dad doesn't treat you well, he's dead to me.
00:06:51Out with the old, in with the new.
00:06:53This new one looks pretty good.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:57I totally agree.
00:06:59Can you pass me the marriage agency details later?
00:07:02So, when can we get the paperwork done for my green card?
00:07:11After you meet my grandpa first.
00:07:13Actually, I married you because my grandpa is really sick and I wanted to make his wish come true.
00:07:19Mm-hmm, so it's a win-win for both of us.
00:07:23Should I get some of the $500 back?
00:07:27You're a woman and you've made more sacrifices.
00:07:31I'd like to give you five grand for that.
00:07:32Well, you work hard as a mechanic.
00:07:39I hope my son grows up to be as filial as you.
00:07:46Can we go see my grandpa now?
00:07:48Since I'm meeting your family, let me put on my fanciest outfit to make you look good.
00:07:54Let's go.
00:07:58Wow.
00:07:58Welcome home.
00:08:05I didn't expect the maids to dress so fancy.
00:08:09But why does your grandpa live in such luxury while you're only a mechanic?
00:08:14My grandpa is the butler here.
00:08:16He has worked for the family all his life and now that he's sick.
00:08:20So they let him stay here.
00:08:23Well, Kimmy, stay here and play for a little while.
00:08:27Mommy will be right back.
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:32So this is my granddaughter-in-law.
00:08:35So beautiful.
00:08:36Here's a little something from Grandpa.
00:08:39It's not much.
00:08:41Just $30,000 grand.
00:08:43$30,000 grand?
00:08:46No, no.
00:08:47It's ground.
00:08:49Grandpa means have your feet on the ground.
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:52I'll stay grounded.
00:08:54Mommy, I need to poop.
00:08:56Shh.
00:08:56Shh.
00:08:56Shh.
00:08:56Shh.
00:08:56Shh.
00:08:56Shh.
00:08:57Shh.
00:08:57Shh.
00:08:57Shh.
00:08:58Is this your child?
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:04Jessica and I dated before.
00:09:07I didn't want to get married and ran away when I found out she was pregnant.
00:09:11We met again this year and I realized she's the one for me.
00:09:14You irresponsible scoundrel.
00:09:15I'm going to beat you to death.
00:09:17Daddy said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:09:22Come buy me real Transformers in a PS5, right, Daddy?
00:09:25Yeah, for sure.
00:09:27You look just like Ryan did when he was a little boy.
00:09:32I'll give you shares in a company.
00:09:33I'll give you shares in a company.
00:09:34I'll give you shares in a company.
00:09:35Huh?
00:09:36Company shares?
00:09:38Grandpa's been watching Marvin Williams in bed.
00:09:42He's a bit senile and thinks he's Black Panther.
00:09:45Wakanda forever!
00:09:46Wakanda forever!
00:09:47I've already found a lawyer.
00:09:54So I think the green card issue will be resolved soon.
00:09:58Great.
00:10:00Once the green card is sorted out, we can go ahead with the divorce then.
00:10:06And part a ways on good terms.
00:10:10Daddy just said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:10:13Making it up to us, that sounds pretty short.
00:10:16Let me take you both for dinner.
00:10:22Consider it our last meal together.
00:10:25Eating out is expensive.
00:10:28Let's just cook at home and you can pay for the groceries.
00:10:33Let me take you both for dinner.
00:10:48What?
00:10:4930 bucks for a fish?
00:10:51That's a lot of money.
00:10:53No, wait.
00:10:54Huh?
00:10:55You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
00:10:57Are you a billionaire?
00:11:00No I'm not a billionaire.
00:11:02Do we really need to be this frugal?
00:11:04No.
00:11:05This is called being thrifty.
00:11:06You don't earn much fixing cars, so we have to watch our expenses.
00:11:11Alright.
00:11:12Too bad.
00:11:14It would be delicious grilled.
00:11:16But river fish are cheap, but they don't taste as good as sea fish.
00:11:20Forget it, Mommy.
00:11:22Mommy, just let's look at the cheaper shellfish today.
00:11:26Switch it, please.
00:11:30The vendor just checked, and these fish swam from the Atlantic into the Hudson River.
00:11:39They shall be priced as river fish.
00:11:41It's also good.
00:11:42Looks like this fish is meant for my pot.
00:11:44Yes, I'll take this one.
00:11:49Mommy's cooking tastes good, right?
00:11:52Yeah.
00:11:53This is amazing.
00:11:54So this is what homestyle dishes taste like.
00:11:57Don't you usually get to eat these homestyle dishes?
00:12:00Uh...
00:12:01Oh, yes, right.
00:12:03You're always at the repair shop, probably eating burgers and sandwiches on the floor.
00:12:08Tonight, sit tight and enjoy your meal.
00:12:11Then I'm really lucky.
00:12:13I can't take it.
00:12:14Be gentle.
00:12:15Mommy, what's that noise from upstairs?
00:12:18Well, this place has terrible soundproofing.
00:12:25I'll go tell them to keep it down.
00:12:38Who is it?
00:12:39What's with the knocking?
00:12:44Isn't that your ex-wife, Jessica?
00:12:47Divorce and still showing up here?
00:12:49How shameless.
00:12:50Are you done yet, bitch?
00:12:52I'm telling you.
00:12:53No way we're getting back together again.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55I live downstairs.
00:12:57You guys are too loud and disturbing the neighbors.
00:13:00How can you afford a place like this?
00:13:02A tenant complaining about noise to a homeowner?
00:13:05You don't even have the right.
00:13:07Jessica, stop acting cheap.
00:13:10Emily and I are getting married soon.
00:13:12You can come to the wedding and eat some good food.
00:13:14I'll only show up for your funeral.
00:13:16I advise you to be careful.
00:13:18Don't die in bed or it might cost two lives.
00:13:22How dare you?
00:13:23Uh-oh.
00:13:27Point at my wife again and I'll chop off your fingers.
00:13:31I mean it.
00:13:32Bozo.
00:13:35Your wife is a nobody.
00:13:36A bitch.
00:13:37I've checked.
00:13:38You're just a mechanic.
00:13:39How dare you talk to me like that?
00:13:41I work at RG Group, earning 200 grand a year.
00:13:44Gonna lose your job soon.
00:13:46I'm Lucian Collins, a manager at RG Group.
00:13:50Do you really think I'm afraid of you?
00:13:52I rightly said it yourself.
00:13:56I'm gonna make a call.
00:14:01I need you to do something for me.
00:14:03Cheap slut.
00:14:04You and a mechanic are perfect for each other.
00:14:07You should rot together and have a bunch of poor kids.
00:14:19Hey, Mr. James.
00:14:21What?
00:14:22I'm fired?
00:14:23Please, give me another chance.
00:14:24So, Lucian, now we can call you a loser Collins, right?
00:14:36What's going on?
00:14:37Shut up.
00:14:38Why did you lose your job?
00:14:39What did you say?
00:14:40You said to me?
00:14:42I'm looking to move to a different place because I don't want my kid growing up in a toxic environment.
00:14:55Yeah, my budget is still one and a half grand and I want this place to be as possible from my current neighborhood.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:10You know, Jessica, I know a place that may fit your needs.
00:15:13Really?
00:15:14It's right across the street from Timmy's new school.
00:15:16Oh, great.
00:15:18Let's set up a viewing with the real estate agent ASAP.
00:15:22Okay.
00:15:25Jason, rent this apartment in Queens to her.
00:15:28But don't reveal your identity, alright?
00:15:30You got it, boss.
00:15:31I'll dress up so good that even my mom won't recognize me.
00:15:38This is my dream apartment.
00:15:43Right?
00:15:44When the landlord shows up, act nice.
00:15:47You know, landlords can be unpredictable.
00:15:50They might not rent to us.
00:15:52Yes.
00:15:57Hello, everyone.
00:15:59My name is Jason Carter.
00:16:01I'm the landlord.
00:16:02So you're the ones interested in renting this apartment?
00:16:05I'm not short of money, so I'm not in a rush.
00:16:08I'm just looking for someone who clicks with me.
00:16:11I have a stable job and really simple social circle.
00:16:14And no bad habits, so I'm a perfect candidate.
00:16:20My mommy's only flaw is that she's a bit of a new freak and loves cleaning.
00:16:24Sounds nice.
00:16:25But no pets allowed in my apartment.
00:16:30I just promised him a puppy.
00:16:33Ahem.
00:16:34Ahem.
00:16:39I mean, no females.
00:16:41But males are okay.
00:16:42Why?
00:16:43I just, uh, prefer guys.
00:16:47Mr. Carter, we really like this place.
00:16:50But what's the rent?
00:16:52The rent is one to two grand.
00:16:55One to two grand?
00:16:57Ahem.
00:16:58I mean, like one buck to two grand.
00:17:04Depending on how I'm feeling today.
00:17:11I was already surprised by the cheap rent of a grand to two grand.
00:17:14I didn't expect it could go even lower.
00:17:17Could it be that someone passed away here?
00:17:19By the way, have you ever been divorced?
00:17:23I mean, I'm so unhappy about my divorce.
00:17:25So I can't stand happy couples.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:29I've been divorced.
00:17:30And my ex was a total jerk.
00:17:32My mommy works hard to support him, but he cheated on her.
00:17:35Aw, honey.
00:17:37I can totally relate.
00:17:39So.
00:17:40This apartment's yours.
00:17:41For one grand per month.
00:17:43And by the way, I'm also giving you two months for free.
00:17:46That's great.
00:17:47Ah!
00:17:48Hey!
00:17:49Oh!
00:17:50You're truly our lucky star.
00:17:51Haha.
00:17:52Good acting.
00:17:53Thanks for the compliment, boss.
00:17:54To get into character for this tough guy role, I watched the entire Die Hard series ten times
00:18:08last night.
00:18:09Starting next month, your salary goes up by three grand.
00:18:12Whoa!
00:18:13Thank you so much, my dear boss.
00:18:14This is part of my job.
00:18:15Even though Mrs. Gray was bugged by her loud neighbor before, she's now come out of it okay.
00:18:23I'm super happy for her.
00:18:25Alright.
00:18:26Go buy all the apartments around that noisy one and have parties there 24-7.
00:18:31You got that?
00:18:32I want all the parties.
00:18:33Make sure they never have a moment's peace.
00:18:36Not a single silent moment.
00:18:38Okay, got it, sir.
00:18:39Oh, sir.
00:18:40You said you'd file for divorce after taking her to meet with Mr. Chairman?
00:18:45Now that-
00:18:46Grandpa's still not doing great.
00:18:49So, let's wait a bit longer.
00:18:52Go home quickly.
00:18:54Ah, my boss always acts so decisively and yet, this time, the Gray family is really having
00:19:03a first lady.
00:19:05I mean, this place has everything.
00:19:07It's perfect.
00:19:08Alright guys, I hope we have a good time here.
00:19:14I'll be off end.
00:19:15Thanks for finding us this place.
00:19:18And by the way, where do you live?
00:19:20The Upper East Side.
00:19:21Huh?
00:19:22The Upper East Side?
00:19:23Uh.
00:19:24Isn't that where all the rich people live?
00:19:26I mean, I live somewhere to the north of the Upper East Side.
00:19:30You know, in one of those shabby apartments.
00:19:32Well, that's quite a commute from Brooklyn to work.
00:19:37How about you stay here in one of the three bedrooms?
00:19:41You'll save some trouble and we'll feel safer.
00:19:45No rent.
00:19:47Just help out with chores.
00:19:50Hmm.
00:19:51Well, if you're not comfortable with it.
00:19:56Daddy, great!
00:19:57Please say yes.
00:19:58Hahahah.
00:20:03Alright, I can't say no to a kid.
00:20:06He's just so cute.
00:20:08So cute.
00:20:09I just can't say no.
00:20:15You guys are living together now?
00:20:17Don't tell me you're actually considering making it real.
00:20:19He's hot but he doesn't have any dough.
00:20:21You know, money isn't everything.
00:20:23What matters is having a good character.
00:20:26You didn't deny the making it real part.
00:20:28So you really are thinking about it?
00:20:30Supervisor, someone mentioned your name and wants to use the staff discount for a wedding
00:20:35banquet.
00:20:36Who would that be?
00:20:41Lucien, you have some nerve using my employee discount for your second wedding.
00:20:45Actually, when you marry my son, you're his forever.
00:20:50Using your discount is giving you an honor.
00:20:55Cut the crap.
00:20:56We're customers and she's just a lowly waitress.
00:21:00It's her job to serve us well.
00:21:02Watch your tone.
00:21:03We're booking a buffet for 200 people at $200 per head.
00:21:07The commission alone will match your one-year salary.
00:21:12When you married me, we had McDonald's for $10 a meal and now it's a $200 per head buffet.
00:21:19How low can you go?
00:21:21Are you jealous?
00:21:22Chalice, you barely have enough to cover the cutlery costs.
00:21:26I just feel bad for her.
00:21:27She's losing both her dignity and money.
00:21:30Sweetheart, don't listen to her nonsense.
00:21:36I won't let you pay a dime.
00:21:37Stop trying to drive a wedge between Emily and me.
00:21:41Her dad is a big client for your hotel.
00:21:45Just one call and you'll be out of your job.
00:21:48Trust me.
00:21:49You.
00:21:50I suggest you wise up.
00:21:54I'll have you and your buddy, Grace, both fired.
00:21:58Hurry up and serve us the tasting menu.
00:22:02Here's the black truffle seafood bisque.
00:22:09Please enjoy.
00:22:10What's your game?
00:22:14Could it be that she was the girl that night?
00:22:39What did you do?
00:22:41You got soup all over my shoes.
00:22:43These are brand new LBs.
00:22:45Get down and clean them.
00:22:48What are you waiting for?
00:22:50Want to lose your job along with your best friend, Grace, right now?
00:22:53Get down and clean her shoes.
00:23:04Weren't you so full of yourself before?
00:23:06Look at you kneeling like that.
00:23:11People like you are only fit to be stepped on by someone like me.
00:23:18Still got the nerve to look at me?
00:23:20Looks like I haven't taught you enough.
00:23:26Stop.
00:23:27I think you're looking for a beating.
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00:23:39I'm finally divorced.
00:23:41Oh, what was that for?
00:23:44To drive away bad luck.
00:23:45It's a Chinese tradition I saw my Chinese classmates do at kindergarten.
00:23:48Oh, your little one knows a lot.
00:23:50Celebrating a divorce.
00:23:53Are you nuts?
00:23:56Divorcing a cheating jerk like you is definitely something to celebrate.
00:24:00Don't act tough, okay?
00:24:02Since we are divorced, you'll be sent back to Ireland right away and your kid won't be able to go to school in New York anymore.
00:24:08Don't worry about it this much.
00:24:10Well, just in half an hour, I'll be getting married to my new husband.
00:24:14Getting my green card will be a breeze.
00:24:17She found a new husband already?
00:24:19Mommy found someone through a marriage agency who is willing to marry her and consult the green card issue.
00:24:25It only cost 500 bucks.
00:24:30Good morning, Mr. A.
00:24:34Did you find someone suitable for me to marry?
00:24:36Yeah, but she's asking for a high price.
00:24:39She wants 300 grand for the marriage.
00:24:43Fine, let's do it.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:46After you're divorced with a kid, you'd be lucky to marry one of these homeless guys.
00:24:55Black suit, blue tie, that's him.
00:25:07Compared to my new husband, you look like a homeless guy.
00:25:13He's got all these fancy cars and he's married you for 500 bucks.
00:25:19He's probably a mechanic who borrowed his client's cars.
00:25:22I didn't expect him to go this far for me.
00:25:24Honey, I'm right here.
00:25:29Seems to be her.
00:25:32Moo, don't stand in the way of wedding.
00:25:35Would you like to marry her?
00:25:36Yes, I do.
00:25:38Would you like to marry him?
00:25:40Yes, I do.
00:25:45Bye-bye, ex.
00:25:47Hope you stay broke and miserable for the rest of your life.
00:25:50Here's my number, so we can both keep in touch.
00:25:54Um, I have a favor to ask.
00:25:58Can you give me a ride?
00:26:00I need to move out of my ex-husband's place.
00:26:02No, I've got other plans.
00:26:04Well, I'll pay you a hundred bucks for gas.
00:26:08That's like two hours of your mechanic work.
00:26:10Mechanic?
00:26:12Did she think I was actually a mechanic?
00:26:14Can you handle moving by yourself?
00:26:18Who said I'll do it alone?
00:26:20Apartment 302 upstairs.
00:26:22Not leave a single thing behind.
00:26:25Go, go, go.
00:26:28Okay, so table, cabinets, TV, AC, and the front door, take it all.
00:26:32Oh, get from door?
00:26:34What are you doing?
00:26:36Who are these people?
00:26:37Why are they taking our stuff?
00:26:39Everything here was bought with my money.
00:26:41I supported Lucien through his PhD, raised a family, and took care of a kid.
00:26:47Then now that he's graduated and cheated on me, if I don't make you pay, you'll think I'm a pushover.
00:26:54My son, dating the VP's daughter, that's his big win.
00:26:58He landed a job with a 200k salary right after his PhD.
00:27:02He got a job with a salary of over 200,000.
00:27:04You, a hotel supervisor, don't even deserve him.
00:27:07Having his kids is already a huge honor for your family.
00:27:10Well, then having a son like him must be a huge disgrace to your family.
00:27:15You dare mock me?
00:27:17I'll tell Lucien to beat you up.
00:27:19Well, remember those false teeth in your mouth?
00:27:24They were paid with my money.
00:27:37Lucien!
00:27:38That bitch Jessica!
00:27:39She took everything from our home!
00:27:44What?
00:27:45She even took the toilet?
00:27:49Mr. Grey!
00:27:50There's been a huge mistake!
00:27:52The woman you married isn't the one we paid 300 grand for!
00:28:00Wow!
00:28:01That explains why she thought I was a mechanic.
00:28:04That explains everything.
00:28:08Good thing she doesn't know who I really am.
00:28:10It'll make things easier when we get divorced.
00:28:13True.
00:28:14There are too many women after you.
00:28:16A few years ago, you even fell for a big trick.
00:28:19Do you remember that woman who seduced you and then blackmailed you?
00:28:25Do you remember what she looked like?
00:28:27I only remember she had a scar on her shoulder.
00:28:30Something.
00:28:33Jessica!
00:28:34Don't come crying to me for a reconciliation after this.
00:28:41Five years of marriage taught me one thing.
00:28:44Humans and animals shouldn't interbreed.
00:28:47Are you out of your mind?
00:28:48What kind of twisted crap is coming out of your mouth right now?
00:28:56Eating a woman?
00:28:57What kind of man are you?
00:29:04She took everything!
00:29:05You gotta get my grandson back!
00:29:08I've been raising him for years!
00:29:10Your grandson?
00:29:12He's just a bastard.
00:29:14What are you saying?
00:29:15Did you know why I never touched her in five years of marriage?
00:29:19Because I found her disgusting.
00:29:20She wasn't bringing money to make it right.
00:29:25On our wedding day,
00:29:26I sold her virginity to the CEO of RG Enterprises for 50 grand.
00:29:31Turns out she got pregnant that one time.
00:29:33If it weren't for the fact that she could support us,
00:29:35I would have pushed for an abortion a long time ago.
00:29:38So Kimmy isn't my grandson?
00:29:41So I raised him for nothing?
00:29:43What?
00:29:44Don't worry about it.
00:29:45My new wife is pregnant.
00:29:46This time,
00:29:48you'll get a real grandchild.
00:29:53Thanks for helping me earlier.
00:29:57Why are you choosing being so formal?
00:29:59You're married now and he's my dad.
00:30:04Why does this kid make me feel so close?
00:30:10My new dad, my name is Kimmy.
00:30:13I got this name because my mommy ate kiwis every day when she was pregnant with me.
00:30:20This kid's a bit of a chatterbox.
00:30:23Kimmy, even though mommy is divorced,
00:30:25I'll give you double the love.
00:30:27It's fine since my real dad doesn't treat you well he's dead to me.
00:30:31Out with the old, in with the new.
00:30:33This new one looks pretty good.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:37I totally agree.
00:30:39Can you pass me the marriage agency details later?
00:30:44So, when can we get the paperwork done for my green card?
00:30:50After you meet my grandpa first.
00:30:53Actually, I married you because my grandpa is really sick and I wanted to make his wish come true.
00:30:58Mm-hmm.
00:30:59So, it's a win-win for both of us.
00:31:03Should I get some of the $500 back?
00:31:07You're a woman and you've made more sacrifices.
00:31:11I'd like to give you five grand for that.
00:31:13Well, you work hard as a mechanic.
00:31:19I hope my son grows up to be as filial as you.
00:31:26Can we go see my grandpa now?
00:31:28Since I'm meeting your family, let me put on my fanciest outfit to make you look good.
00:31:34Let's go.
00:31:38Wow.
00:31:43Welcome home.
00:31:45I didn't expect the maids to dress so fancy.
00:31:48But why does your grandpa live in such luxury while you're only a mechanic?
00:31:54My grandpa is the butler here.
00:31:56He has worked for the family all his life and now that he's sick, so they let him stay here.
00:32:01Well, Kimmy, stay here and play for a little while. Mommy will be right back.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:12So, this is my granddaughter-in-law. So beautiful. Here's a little something from grandpa.
00:32:19It's not much. Just 30,000 grand.
00:32:2330,000 grand?
00:32:25No, no. It's ground. Grandpa means have your feet on the ground.
00:32:31Okay. I'll stay grounded.
00:32:34Mommy, I need to poop.
00:32:40Is this your child?
00:32:42Yeah. Jessica and I dated before.
00:32:46I didn't want to get married and ran away when I found out she was pregnant.
00:32:50We met again this year and I realized she's the one for me.
00:32:54You irresponsible scoundrel. I'm gonna beat you to death.
00:33:00Daddy said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:33:03Come buy me real transformers in a PS5, right, Daddy?
00:33:06Yeah, for sure.
00:33:09You look just like Ryan did when he was a little boy.
00:33:13I'll give you shares in the company.
00:33:16Huh?
00:33:17Company... shares?
00:33:18Grandpa's been watching Marvel movies in bed.
00:33:23He's a bit senile and thinks he's Black Panther.
00:33:26Wakanda forever!
00:33:33I've already found a lawyer.
00:33:35So I think the green card issue will be resolved soon.
00:33:38Great.
00:33:39Once the green card is sorted out, we can go ahead with the divorce then.
00:33:47And part a ways on good terms.
00:33:50Daddy just said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:33:54Making it up to us, that sounds pretty short.
00:33:56Let me take you both for dinner.
00:34:02Consider it our last meal together.
00:34:05Hmm.
00:34:07Eating out is expensive.
00:34:09Let's just cook at home and you can pay for the groceries.
00:34:12What?
00:34:2830 bucks for a fish?
00:34:30That's a lot of money.
00:34:32No, wait.
00:34:33You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
00:34:37Are you a billionaire?
00:34:39No, I'm not a billionaire.
00:34:42But do we really need to be this frugal?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45This is called being thrifty.
00:34:47You don't earn much fixing cars.
00:34:49So we have to watch our expenses.
00:34:51Alright.
00:34:52Too bad.
00:34:53It would be delicious grilled.
00:34:56The river fish are cheap, but they don't taste as good as sea fish.
00:35:00Forget it, Mommy.
00:35:02Mommy, just let's look at the cheaper shellfish today.
00:35:08Switch it, please.
00:35:14The vendor just checked.
00:35:16And these fish swam from the Atlantic into the Hudson River.
00:35:19They shall be priced as river fish.
00:35:21It's also good.
00:35:22Looks like this fish is meant for my pot.
00:35:24Yes, I'll take this one.
00:35:30Mommy's cooking tastes good, right?
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33This is amazing.
00:35:35So this is what home-style dishes taste like.
00:35:37Don't you usually get to eat these home-style dishes?
00:35:40Uh...
00:35:42Oh, yes, right.
00:35:43You're always at the repair shop.
00:35:45Probably eating burgers and sandwiches on the floor.
00:35:48Tonight, sit tight and enjoy your meal.
00:35:51Then I'm really lucky.
00:35:53I can't take it.
00:35:54Be gentle.
00:35:56Mommy, what's that noise from upstairs?
00:36:02Well, this place has terrible soundproofing.
00:36:04I'll go tell them to keep it down.
00:36:05Who is it?
00:36:06What's with the knocking?
00:36:07What's with the knocking?
00:36:08Oh, isn't that your ex-wife Jessica?
00:36:10Divorcing still showing up here?
00:36:11How shameless.
00:36:12Are you done yet, bitch?
00:36:13I'm telling you, no way we're getting back together again.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15I live downstairs.
00:36:16You guys are too loud and disturbing the neighbors.
00:36:17How can you afford a place like this?
00:36:18A tenant complaining about noise to a homeowner?
00:36:19You don't even have the right.
00:36:20How can you afford a place like this?
00:36:21A tenant complaining about noise to a homeowner?
00:36:22You don't even have the right.
00:36:23How can you afford a place like this?
00:36:24Jessica, stop acting cheap.
00:36:26Emily and I are getting married soon.
00:36:27You can come to a wedding and eat some good things.
00:36:29You're welcome.
00:36:31All right, I'm sorry.
00:36:32It's a great deal.
00:36:34We have saved her.
00:36:35You should have stayed alive.
00:36:37I'm sorry.
00:36:38How can you be the best?
00:36:39How can you start a homeowner?
00:36:41I can't a good deal.
00:36:43I don't know.
00:36:44If you're making fun, I'll be sure I'm sorry.
00:36:45How can I see a store?
00:36:46You don't even have the right.
00:36:48Jessica, stop acting cheap.
00:36:50Emily and I are getting married soon.
00:36:52You can come to the wedding and eat some good food.
00:36:54I'll only show up before your funeral.
00:36:57I advise you to be careful.
00:36:59Don't die in bed, or...
00:37:01it might cost two lives.
00:37:03How dare you!
00:37:04Uh-oh!
00:37:07Point at my wife again,
00:37:09and I'll chop off your fingers.
00:37:11I mean it!
00:37:13Bozo.
00:37:14Your wife is a nobody.
00:37:17A bitch.
00:37:18I've checked, you're just a mechanic.
00:37:20How dare you talk to me like that?
00:37:22I work at RG Group, earning 200 grand a year.
00:37:25You're gonna lose your job soon.
00:37:27I'm Lucian Collins, a manager at RG Group.
00:37:31Do you really think I'm afraid of you?
00:37:33Alright, you said it yourself.
00:37:36I'm gonna make a call.
00:37:41I need you to do something for me.
00:37:43Cheap slut.
00:37:44You and a mechanic are perfect for each other.
00:37:47You should rock together and have a bunch of poor kids.
00:37:59Hey, Mr. James.
00:38:01What?
00:38:02I'm fired?
00:38:03I'm fired?
00:38:07Please, give me another chance.
00:38:11So, Lucian, now we can call you a loser Collins, right?
00:38:16What's going on?
00:38:17Shut up!
00:38:18Why did you lose your job?
00:38:19What did you say?
00:38:20You said to me?
00:38:22I'm looking to move to a different place.
00:38:29Because I don't want my kid growing up in a toxic environment.
00:38:35Yeah, my budget is still one and a half grand.
00:38:38And I want this place to be as possible from my current neighborhood.
00:38:43Okay.
00:38:50You know, Jessica, I know a place that may fit your needs.
00:38:54Really?
00:38:55It's right across the street from Kimmy's new school.
00:38:57Oh, great.
00:38:59Let's set up a viewing with the real estate agent ASAP.
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:05Jason, rent this apartment and cleans to her.
00:39:09But don't reveal your identity, alright?
00:39:11You got it, boss.
00:39:12I'll dress up so good that even my mom won't recognize me.
00:39:18This is my dream apartment.
00:39:23Right?
00:39:24When the landlord shows up, act nice.
00:39:28You know landlords can be unpredictable.
00:39:30They might not rent to us.
00:39:32Yes.
00:39:37Hello, everyone.
00:39:39My name is Jason Carter.
00:39:41I'm the landlord.
00:39:43So you're the ones interested in renting this apartment?
00:39:45I'm not short of money, so I'm not in a rush.
00:39:48I'm just looking for someone who clicks with me.
00:39:51I have a stable job and really simple social circle.
00:39:55And no bad habits.
00:39:57So, I'm a perfect candidate.
00:39:59My mommy's only flaw is that she's a bit of a neat freak and loves cleaning.
00:40:05Sounds nice.
00:40:06But no pets allowed in my apartment.
00:40:10I just promised him a puppy.
00:40:12Ahem.
00:40:13Ahem.
00:40:14Ahem.
00:40:15Ahem.
00:40:18Um, I mean, no females.
00:40:21But males are okay.
00:40:23Why?
00:40:24I just, uh, prefer guys.
00:40:28Mr. Carter, we really like this place.
00:40:30But what's the rent?
00:40:31The rent is one to two grand.
00:40:35One to two grand?
00:40:37Ahem.
00:40:39Um, I mean like one buck to two grand.
00:40:44Depending on how I'm feeling today.
00:40:47I was already surprised by the cheap rent of a grand to two grand.
00:40:51I didn't expect it could go even lower.
00:40:53Could it be that someone passed away here?
00:40:55By the way, have you ever been divorced?
00:40:58I mean, I'm so unhappy about my divorce.
00:41:01So I can't stand happy couples.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04I've been divorced.
00:41:05And my ex was a total jerk.
00:41:06My mommy works hard to support him, but he cheated on her.
00:41:08Oh, honey.
00:41:09I can totally relate.
00:41:10So, this apartment's yours for one grand per month.
00:41:12And by the way, I'm also giving you two months for free.
00:41:14That's great.
00:41:15Ah, hey.
00:41:17Oh.
00:41:18Oh.
00:41:19Oh.
00:41:20Oh.
00:41:21Oh.
00:41:22Oh.
00:41:23Oh.
00:41:24Oh.
00:41:25Oh.
00:41:26Oh.
00:41:27Oh.
00:41:28Oh.
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:30Oh.
00:41:31Oh.
00:41:32Oh.
00:41:34You're truly our lucky star.
00:41:39Good acting.
00:41:40Thanks for the compliment, boss.
00:41:42To get into character for this tough guy role, I watched the entire Die Hard series ten times
00:41:48last night.
00:41:49Starting next month, your salary goes up by three grand.
00:41:54Whoa!
00:41:55Thank you so much, my dear boss.
00:41:57It's just part of my job, even though Mrs. Grey was bugged by her loud neighbor before.
00:42:03She's now come out of it okay.
00:42:04I'm super happy for her.
00:42:06Alright.
00:42:07Go buy all the apartments around that noisy one and have parties there 24-7.
00:42:12You got that?
00:42:13I want all the parties.
00:42:14Make sure they never have a moment's peace.
00:42:17Not a single silent moment.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:20Got it, sir.
00:42:21Oh, sir.
00:42:22You said you'd file for divorce after taking her to meet with Mr. Chairman?
00:42:26Now that-
00:42:28Grandpa's still not doing great.
00:42:30So, let's wait a bit longer.
00:42:34Go home quickly.
00:42:35Oh, my boss always acts so decisively, and yet, this time, the Grey family is really having
00:42:44First Lady.
00:42:45Mommy, this place has everything.
00:42:48It's perfect.
00:42:49Alright, guys.
00:42:50I hope we have a good time here.
00:42:55I'll be often.
00:42:56Thanks for finding us this place.
00:42:58And by the way, where do you live?
00:43:00The Upper East Side.
00:43:01Huh?
00:43:02The Upper East Side?
00:43:03Uh.
00:43:04Isn't that where all the rich people live?
00:43:06I mean, I live somewhere to the north of the Upper East Side.
00:43:10You know, in one of those shabby apartments.
00:43:13Well, that's quite a commute from Brooklyn to work.
00:43:18How about you stay here in one of the three bedrooms?
00:43:22You'll save some trouble, and we'll feel safer.
00:43:27No rent.
00:43:29Just help out with chores.
00:43:33Well, if you're not comfortable with it.
00:43:37Okay, great.
00:43:39Please say yes.
00:43:41Alright, I can't say no to a kid.
00:43:47He's just so cute.
00:43:49I just can't say no.
00:43:55You guys are living together now?
00:43:57Don't tell him you're actually considering making it real.
00:43:59He's hot, but he doesn't have any dough.
00:44:01You know, money isn't everything.
00:44:03What matters is having a good character.
00:44:05You didn't deny them making it real part.
00:44:08So you really are thinking about it?
00:44:10Supervisor, someone mentioned your name and wants to use the staff discount for a wedding banquet.
00:44:16Who would that be?
00:44:18Lucien, you have some nerve using my employee discount for your second wedding.
00:44:25Actually, when you marry my son, you're his forever.
00:44:29Using your discount is giving you an honor.
00:44:33Cut the crap.
00:44:36We're customers and she's just a lowly waitress.
00:44:39It's her job to serve us well.
00:44:41Watch your tone.
00:44:43We're booking a buffet for 200 people at $200 per head.
00:44:48The commission alone will match your one year salary.
00:44:52When you married me, we had McDonald's for 10 bucks a meal.
00:44:56And now it's a $200 per head buffet.
00:44:59How low can you go?
00:45:01Are you jealous?
00:45:02Jealous?
00:45:03You barely have enough to cover the cutlery costs.
00:45:06I just feel bad for her.
00:45:08She's losing both her dignity and money.
00:45:10Sweetheart, don't listen to her nonsense.
00:45:15I won't let you pay a dime.
00:45:17Stop trying to drive a wedge between Emily and me.
00:45:22Her dad is a big client for your hotel.
00:45:25Just one call and you'll be out of your job.
00:45:28Trust me.
00:45:29You.
00:45:30I suggest you wise up.
00:45:34I'll have you and your buddy Grace both fired.
00:45:38Hurry up and serve us the tasting menu.
00:45:43Here's the black truffle seafood bisque.
00:45:48Please enjoy.
00:45:50What's your game?
00:46:17Could it be that she was the girl that night?
00:46:20What did you do?
00:46:21You got soup all over my shoes.
00:46:24These are brand new LBs.
00:46:26Get down and clean them.
00:46:29What are you waiting for?
00:46:30Want to lose your job along with your best friend Grace right now?
00:46:34Get down and clean her shoes.
00:46:44Weren't you so full of yourself before?
00:46:47Look at you kneeling like that.
00:46:49Oh!
00:46:52People like you are only fit to be stepped on by someone like me.
00:46:58Still got the nerve to look at me?
00:47:00Looks like I haven't taught you enough.
00:47:08Stop!
00:47:09I think you are looking for a beating.
00:47:18Click to watch the full episode.
00:47:20I am finally divorced.
00:47:21Oh!
00:47:22What was that for?
00:47:23To drive away bad law.
00:47:26It's a Chinese tradition I saw my Chinese classmates do at kindergarten.
00:47:29Oh!
00:47:30Your little one knows a lot.
00:47:32Celebrating a divorce.
00:47:36Are you nuts?
00:47:37Divorcing a cheating jerk like you is definitely something to celebrate.
00:47:41Don't act tough, okay?
00:47:43Since we are divorced, you'll be sent back to Ireland right away and your kid won't be able to go to school in New York anymore.
00:47:50Don't worry about it this much.
00:47:52Well, just in half an hour, I'll be getting married to my new husband.
00:47:56Getting my green card will be a breeze.
00:47:57She found a new husband already?
00:48:00Mommy found someone through a marriage agency who was willing to marry her and can solve the green card issue.
00:48:07It only cost 500 bucks.
00:48:10Good morning, Mr. Gay.
00:48:14Did you find someone suitable for me to marry?
00:48:17Yeah, but she's asking for a high price.
00:48:20She wants 300 grand for the marriage.
00:48:23Fine, let's do it.
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26After you're divorced with a kid, you'd be lucky to marry one of these homeless guys.
00:48:44Black suit, blue tie, that's him.
00:48:48Compared to my new husband, you look like a homeless guy.
00:48:52He's got all these fancy cars and he's married you for 500 bucks.
00:48:59He's probably a mechanic who borrowed his client's cars.
00:49:03I didn't expect him to go this far for me.
00:49:05Honey, I'm right here.
00:49:06I'm right here.
00:49:09Seems to be her.
00:49:13Moo, don't stand in the way of wedding.
00:49:15Would you like to marry her?
00:49:17Yes, I do.
00:49:19Would you like to marry him?
00:49:21Yes, I do.
00:49:22Bye-bye, ex.
00:49:23Hope you stay broke and miserable for the rest of your life.
00:49:33Here's my number, so we can both keep in touch.
00:49:35Um, I have a favor to ask.
00:49:39Can you give me a ride?
00:49:40I need to move out of my ex-husband's place.
00:49:43No, I've got other plans.
00:49:45Well, I'll pay you a hundred bucks for gas.
00:49:49That's like two hours of your mechanic work.
00:49:52Mechanic?
00:49:54Did she think I was actually mechanic?
00:49:58Can you handle moving by yourself?
00:50:00Who said I'll do it alone?
00:50:03Apartment 302 upstairs.
00:50:04Not leave a single thing behind.
00:50:07Go, go, go.
00:50:09Okay, so tables, cabinets, TV, AC, and the front door, take it all.
00:50:14Oh, get from door?
00:50:16What are you doing?
00:50:18Who are these people? Why are they taking our stuff?
00:50:21Everything here was bought with my money.
00:50:23I supported Lucien through his PhD, raised a family, and took care of a kid.
00:50:29Then now that he's graduated and cheated on me,
00:50:32if I don't make you pay, you'll think I'm a pushover.
00:50:36My son dating the VP's daughter, that's his big win.
00:50:40He landed a job with a 200k salary right after his PhD.
00:50:43He got a job with a salary of over 200,000.
00:50:46You, a hotel supervisor, don't even deserve him.
00:50:49Having his kids is already a huge honor for your family.
00:50:51Well, then having a son like him must be a huge disgrace to your family.
00:50:56You dare mock me?
00:50:58I'll tell Lucien to beat you up.
00:51:01Well, remember those false teeth in your mouth?
00:51:05They were paid with my money.
00:51:06Lucien! That bitch Jessica! She took everything from our home!
00:51:21What? She even took the toilet?
00:51:23Mr. Grey, there's been a huge mistake. The woman you married isn't the one we paid 300 grand for!
00:51:35Wow. That explains why she thought I was a mechanic. That explains everything.
00:51:49Good thing she doesn't know who I really am. It'll make things easier when we get divorced.
00:51:54True. There are too many women after you. A few years ago, you even fell for a big trick.
00:51:59Do you remember that woman who seduced you and then blackmailed you?
00:52:05Do you remember what she looked like?
00:52:08I only remember she had a scar on her shoulder. Something.
00:52:14Jessica!
00:52:15Don't come crying to me for a reconciliation after this.
00:52:22Five years of marriage taught me one thing. Humans and animals shouldn't interbreed.
00:52:27Are you out of your mind? What kind of twisted crap is coming out of your mouth right now?
00:52:36Hitting a woman? What kind of man are you?
00:52:39She took everything! You gotta get my grandson back! I've been raising him for years!
00:52:51Your grandson? He's just a bastard.
00:52:54What are you saying?
00:52:56Did you know why I never touched her in five years of marriage?
00:52:59Because I found her disgusting. She wasn't bringing money to make it right.
00:53:04On our wedding day, I sold her virginity to the CEO of RG Enterprises for 50 grand.
00:53:12Turns out she got pregnant that one time.
00:53:14If it weren't for the fact that she could support us, I would have pushed for an abortion a long time ago.
00:53:19So Kimmy isn't my grandson?
00:53:22So I raised him for nothing?
00:53:24Don't worry about it. My new wife is pregnant.
00:53:28This time, you'll get a real grandchild.
00:53:30Thanks for helping me earlier.
00:53:37Why are you two being so formal?
00:53:40You're married now and he's my dad.
00:53:43Why does this kid make me feel so close?
00:53:50Hey new dad, my name is Kimmy.
00:53:52I got this name because my mommy ate kiwis every day when she was pregnant with me.
00:53:59This kid's a bit of a chatterbox.
00:54:03Kimmy, even though mommy is divorced, I'll give you double the love.
00:54:08It's fine since my real dad doesn't treat you well, he's dead to me.
00:54:11Out with the old, in with the new.
00:54:13This new one looks pretty good.
00:54:15Yeah?
00:54:17I totally agree.
00:54:19Can you pass me the marriage agency details later?
00:54:25So...
00:54:27When can we get the paperwork done for my green card?
00:54:30After you meet my grandpa first.
00:54:33Actually, I married you because my grandpa is really sick and I wanted to make his wish come true.
00:54:40Mm-hmm, so it's a win-win for both of us.
00:54:43Should I get some of the $500 back?
00:54:47You're a woman and you've made more sacrifices.
00:54:51I'd like to give you five grand for that.
00:54:56Well, you work hard as a mechanic.
00:54:59I hope my son grows up to be as filial as you.
00:55:03Can we go see my grandpa now?
00:55:09Since I'm meeting your family, let me put on my fanciest outfit to make you look good.
00:55:15Let's go.
00:55:19Wow.
00:55:24Welcome home.
00:55:26I didn't expect the maids to dress so fancy.
00:55:29But why does your grandpa live in such luxury while you're only a mechanic?
00:55:35My grandpa is the butler here.
00:55:37He has worked for the family all his life and now that he's sick, so they let him stay here.
00:55:43Well, Kimmy, stay here and play for a little while. Mommy will be right back.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:51So this is my granddaughter-in-law.
00:55:55So beautiful.
00:55:57Here's a little something from grandpa.
00:56:00It's not much.
00:56:02Just 30,000 grand.
00:56:0430,000 grand?
00:56:07No, no.
00:56:09It's ground.
00:56:11Grandpa means have your feet on the ground.
00:56:13Okay. I'll stay grounded.
00:56:15Mommy, I need to poop.
00:56:21Is this your child?
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:25Jessica and I dated before.
00:56:27I didn't want to get married.
00:56:29And ran away when I found out she was pregnant.
00:56:32We met again this year.
00:56:33And I realized she's the one for me.
00:56:35You irresponsible scout.
00:56:37I'm gonna beat you to death.
00:56:41Daddy says he'll spend his whole life making it up to us.
00:56:44Come buy me real Transformers in a PS5, right, Daddy?
00:56:46Yeah, for sure.
00:56:50You look just like Ryan did when he was a little boy.
00:56:53I'll give you shares in the company.
00:56:56Huh?
00:56:58Company... shares?
00:57:00Grandpa's been watching Marvel movies in bed.
00:57:03He's a bit senile and thinks he's Black Panther.
00:57:06Wakanda forever!
00:57:07Wakanda forever!
00:57:13I've already found a lawyer.
00:57:16So I think the green card issue will be resolved soon.
00:57:19Great.
00:57:21Once the green card is sorted out, we can go ahead with the divorce then.
00:57:27And part a ways on good terms.
00:57:30Daddy just said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:57:34Making it up to us, that sounds pretty short.
00:57:36Let me take you both for dinner.
00:57:42Consider it our last meal together.
00:57:46Eating out is expensive.
00:57:49Let's just cook at home and you can pay for the groceries.
00:57:52What?
00:57:5330 bucks for a fish?
00:57:54That's a lot of money.
00:57:55No, wait.
00:57:56You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
00:57:57Are you a billionaire?
00:57:58No, I'm not a billionaire.
00:57:59But do we really need to be this frugal?
00:58:00No.
00:58:01This is called being thrifty.
00:58:02You don't earn much money.
00:58:03You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
00:58:04Are you a billionaire?
00:58:05No, I'm not a billionaire.
00:58:06But do we really need to be this frugal?
00:58:07No, this is called being thrifty.
00:58:08You don't earn much fixing cars.
00:58:10So we have to watch our expenses.
00:58:11Alright.
00:58:12Too bad.
00:58:14It would be delicious grilled.
00:58:17No, no, no.
00:58:20It's not even like an old lady who got into a car.
00:58:22No, no, no.
00:58:25I can't.
00:58:26Why you want a little slump?
00:58:28No?
00:58:29No!
00:58:30No.
00:58:31No, no.
00:58:32No, no.
00:58:33Not only one.
00:58:34No, no.
00:58:35No, no.
00:58:36The river fish are cheap, but they don't taste as good as sea fish.
00:58:41Forget it, Mommy.
00:58:42Mommy, just let's look at the cheaper shellfish today.
00:58:47Switch it, please.
00:58:55The vendor just checked, and these fish swam from the Atlantic into the Hudson River.
00:59:00They shall be priced as river fish.
00:59:02It's also good.
00:59:03Looks like this fish is meant for my pot.
00:59:05Yes, I'll take this one.
00:59:10Mommy's cooking tastes good, right?
00:59:12Yeah, this is amazing.
00:59:15So this is what homestyle dishes taste like.
00:59:18Don't you usually get to eat these homestyle dishes?
00:59:20Uh...
00:59:22Oh, yes, right.
00:59:23You're always at the repair shop, probably eating burgers and sandwiches on the floor.
00:59:28Tonight, sit tight and enjoy your meal.
00:59:31Then I'm really lucky.
00:59:33I can't take it.
00:59:35Be gentle.
00:59:36Mommy, what's that noise from upstairs?
00:59:43Well, this place has terrible soundproofing.
00:59:46I'll go tell them to keep it down.
00:59:59Who is it?
01:00:00What's with the knocking?
01:00:01Oh, isn't that your ex-wife, Jessica?
01:00:08Divorce and still showing up here?
01:00:10How shameless.
01:00:11Are you done yet, bitch?
01:00:13I'm telling you, no way we're getting back together again.
01:00:15Okay.
01:00:16I live downstairs.
01:00:18You guys are too loud and disturbing the neighbors.
01:00:21How can you afford a place like this?
01:00:23A tenant complaining about noise to a homeowner?
01:00:26You don't even have the right.
01:00:28Jessica, stop acting cheap.
01:00:30Emily and I are getting married soon.
01:00:32You can come to the wedding and eat some good food.
01:00:34I'll only show up for your funeral.
01:00:37I advise you to be careful.
01:00:39Don't die in bed, or it might cost two lives.
01:00:43How dare you?
01:00:44Uh-oh.
01:00:45Point at my wife again and I'll chop off your fingers.
01:00:51I mean it.
01:00:52Bozo.
01:00:53Your wife is a nobody, a bitch.
01:00:57I've checked, you're just a mechanic.
01:00:59How dare you talk to me like that?
01:01:02I work at RG Group, earning 200 grand a year.
01:01:05You're gonna lose your job soon.
01:01:07I'm Lucian Collins, a manager at RG Group.
01:01:11Do you really think I'm afraid of you?
01:01:13Alright, you said it yourself.
01:01:16I'm gonna make a call.
01:01:19I need you to do something for me.
01:01:23Cheap slut.
01:01:25You and a mechanic are perfect for each other.
01:01:28You should rot together and have a bunch of poor kids.
01:01:40Hey, Mr. James.
01:01:42What?
01:01:43I'm fired?
01:01:48Please, give me another chance.
01:01:51So, Lucian, now we can call you a loser Collins, right?
01:01:57What's going on?
01:01:58Shut up.
01:01:59Why did you lose your job?
01:02:00What did you say?
01:02:01You said to me?
01:02:03I'm looking to move to a different place because I don't want my kid growing up in a toxic environment.
01:02:16Yeah, my budget is still one and a half grand and I want this place to be as possible from my current neighborhood.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Okay.
01:02:31You know, Jessica, I know a place that may fit your needs.
01:02:34Really?
01:02:35It's right across the street from Kimi's new school.
01:02:37Oh, great.
01:02:38Let's set up a viewing with the real estate agent ASAP.
01:02:42Okay.
01:02:46Jason, rent this apartment in Queens to her.
01:02:49But don't reveal your identity, alright?
01:02:51We got it, boss.
01:02:52I'll dress up so good that even my mom won't recognize me.
01:02:59This is my dream apartment.
01:03:04Right?
01:03:05When the landlord shows up, act nice.
01:03:08You know landlords can be unpredictable.
01:03:11They might not rent to us.
01:03:13Yes.
01:03:14Hello, everyone.
01:03:20My name is Jason Carter.
01:03:22I'm the landlord.
01:03:23So you're the ones interested in renting this apartment?
01:03:26I'm not short of money, so I'm not in a rush.
01:03:29I'm just looking for someone who clicks with me.
01:03:32I have a stable job and really simple social circle.
01:03:36And no bad habits.
01:03:38So, I'm a perfect candidate.
01:03:41My mommy's only flaw is that she's a bit of a new freak and loves cleaning.
01:03:45Hm.
01:03:46Sounds nice.
01:03:47But no pets allowed in my apartment.
01:03:51I just promised him a puppy.
01:03:54Ahem.
01:03:55Ahem.
01:03:59Um.
01:04:00I mean, no females.
01:04:02But males are okay.
01:04:04Why?
01:04:05I just, uh, prefer guys.
01:04:08Mr. Carter, we really like this place.
01:04:12But what's the rent?
01:04:13The rent is one to two grand.
01:04:16One to two grand?
01:04:18Ahem.
01:04:20Um.
01:04:21I mean like one buck to two grand.
01:04:25Depending on how I'm feeling today.
01:04:32I was already surprised by the cheap rent of a grand to two grand.
01:04:36I didn't expect it could go even lower.
01:04:38Could it be that someone passed away here?
01:04:40By the way, have you ever been divorced?
01:04:43I mean, I'm so unhappy about my divorce.
01:04:47So I can't stand happy couples.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:50I've been divorced.
01:04:51And my ex was a total jerk.
01:04:53My mommy works hard to support him, but he cheated on her.
01:04:56Oh, honey.
01:04:58I can totally relate.
01:05:00So, this apartment's yours for one grand per month.
01:05:04And by the way, I'm also giving you two months for free.
01:05:07That's great.
01:05:08That's great.
01:05:09Ah!
01:05:10Hey!
01:05:12Ow!
01:05:14You're truly our lucky star.
01:05:20Good acting.
01:05:21Thanks for the compliment, boss.
01:05:23To get into character for this tough guy role, I watched the entire Die Hard series ten times last night.
01:05:30Starting next month, your salary goes up by three grand.
01:05:35Whoa!
01:05:36Thank you so much, my dear boss.
01:05:38It's just part of my job.
01:05:39Even though Mrs. Grey was bugged by her loud neighbor before, she's now come out of it okay.
01:05:45I'm super happy for her.
01:05:47Alright.
01:05:48Go buy all the apartments around that noisy one and have parties there 24-7.
01:05:53You got that?
01:05:54I want all the parties.
01:05:55Make sure they never have a moment's peace.
01:05:58Not a single silent moment.
01:06:00Okay, got it, sir.
01:06:01Oh, sir.
01:06:02You said you'd file for divorce after taking her to meet with Mr. Chairman?
01:06:07Now that-
01:06:09Grandpa's still not doing great.
01:06:11So, let's wait a bit longer.
01:06:15Go home quickly.
01:06:17Ah, my boss always acts so decisively, and yet, this time, the Grey family is really having a first lady.
01:06:27Mommy, this place has everything. It's perfect.
01:06:33Alright guys, I hope we have a good time here. I'll be off end.
01:06:37Thanks for finding us this place.
01:06:39And by the way, where do you live?
01:06:41The Upper East Side.
01:06:42Huh?
01:06:43The Upper East Side?
01:06:44Uh-
01:06:45Isn't that where all the rich people live?
01:06:47I mean, I live somewhere to the north of the Upper East Side.
01:06:51You know, in one of those shabby apartments.
01:06:54Well, it's quite a commute from Brooklyn to work.
01:06:57How about you stay here in one of the three bedrooms?
01:07:03You'll save some trouble, and you'll feel safer.
01:07:07No rent.
01:07:08No rent.
01:07:09Just help out with chores.
01:07:11Hmm.
01:07:12Well, if you're not comfortable with it.
01:07:16Okay, great. Please say yes.
01:07:17Alright, I can't say no to a kid.
01:07:28He's just so cute.
01:07:30I just can't say no.
01:07:32You guys are living together now?
01:07:33Don't tell him you're actually considering making it real.
01:07:34He's hot, but he doesn't have any dough.
01:07:35You know, money isn't everything.
01:07:36What matters is having a good character.
01:07:37Hmm, you didn't deny them making a real part.
01:07:38So you really are thinking about it?
01:07:39Supervisor, someone mentioned your name and wants to use the staff discount for a wedding banquet.
01:07:41Who would that be?
01:07:42Lucien, you have some nerve using my employee discount for your second wedding.
01:07:49Actually, when you marry my son, you're his forever.
01:07:52Using your discount is not a good person.
01:07:54No, money isn't everything.
01:07:55What matters is having a good character.
01:07:57Hmm, you didn't deny them making a real part.
01:07:59So you really are thinking about it?
01:08:00Supervisor, someone mentioned your name and wants to use the staff discount for a wedding banquet.
01:08:03Who would that be?
01:08:04Lucien, you have some nerve using my employee discount for your second wedding.
01:08:07Actually, when you marry my son, you're his forever.
01:08:10Using your discount is giving you an honor.
01:08:16Cut the crap.
01:08:17We're customers and she's just a lowly waitress.
01:08:20It's her job to serve us well.
01:08:22Watch your tone.
01:08:24We're booking a buffet for 200 people at $200 per head.
01:08:29You look just like Ryan did when he was a little boy.
01:08:33I'll give you shares in the company.
01:08:36Huh?
01:08:37Company shares?
01:08:39Grandpa's been watching Marvel movies in bed.
01:08:43He's a bit senile and thinks he's Black Panther.
01:08:45Wakanda forever!
01:08:47Wakanda forever!
01:08:49I've already found a lawyer.
01:08:55So I think the green card issue will be resolved soon.
01:08:59Great.
01:09:02Once the green card is sorted out, we can go ahead with the divorce then.
01:09:07And part a ways on good terms.
01:09:10Daddy just said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
01:09:14Making it up to us, that sounds pretty short.
01:09:16Let me take you both for dinner.
01:09:22Consider it our last meal together.
01:09:24Eating out is expensive.
01:09:26Let's just cook at home and you can pay for the groceries.
01:09:32What?
01:09:3330 bucks for a fish?
01:09:34That's a lot of money.
01:09:35No, wait.
01:09:36Huh?
01:09:37You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
01:09:40Are you a billionaire?
01:09:42No, I'm not a billionaire, but do we really need to be this frugal?
01:09:43No.
01:09:44This is called being thrifty.
01:09:57You don't earn much of fixing cars, so we have to watch our expenses.
01:10:01Alright, check it out.
01:10:03Kyo.
01:10:06being thrifty you don't earn much fixing cars so we have to watch our expenses
01:10:11all right too bad it would be delicious grilled the river fish are cheap but
01:10:19they don't taste as good as sea fish forget it mommy I mean just let's look
01:10:24at the cheaper shellfish today
01:10:27the vendor just checked and these fish swam from the Atlantic into the Hudson
01:10:39River they shall be priced as river fish it's also good looks like this fish is
01:10:44meant for my pot yes I'll take this one mommy's cooking tastes good right yeah
01:10:53this is amazing so this is what homestyle dishes tastes like don't you usually get
01:10:59to eat these homestyle dishes oh yes right you're always at the repair shop
01:11:05probably eating burgers and sandwiches on the floor tonight sit tight and enjoy
01:11:11your meal then I'm really lucky I can't take it be gentle mommy what's that noise
01:11:17from upstairs well this place has terrible soundproofing I'll go tell them to keep
01:11:34it down who is it what's with the docking oh isn't there ex-wife Jessica divorce
01:11:49and still showing up here how shameless are you done yet bitch I'm telling you no
01:11:54way we're getting back together again okay I live downstairs you guys are too loud
01:12:00and disturbing the neighbors how can you board a place like this a tenant
01:12:05complaining about noise to a homeowner you don't even have the right Jessica
01:12:10stop acting cheap Emily and I are getting married soon you can come to the
01:12:14wedding eat some good food I'll only show up for your funeral I advise you to be
01:12:20careful don't die in bed or it might cost two lives I'll dare you
01:12:27point at my wife again and I'll chop off your fingers I mean it
01:12:33bozo
01:12:34your wife is a nobody a bitch I've checked you're just a mechanic how dare you
01:12:42talk to me like that I work at RG group earning 200 grand a year gonna lose your
01:12:47job soon I'm Lucian Collins a manager at RG group do you really think I'm afraid of
01:12:53you all right you said it yourself I'm gonna make a call
01:13:02I need you to do something for me cheap slut you and a mechanic are perfect for
01:13:08each other you should rot together and have a bunch of poor kids
01:13:13hey mr. James what I'm fired
01:13:27please give me another chance
01:13:30so Lucian now we can call you a loser Collins right what's going on shut up
01:13:39why did you lose your job what did you say
01:13:41you said to me
01:13:43I'm looking to move to a different place
01:13:51because I don't want my kid growing up in a toxic environment
01:13:56yeah my budget is still one-and-a-half grand and I want this place to be as
01:14:01possible from my current neighborhood
01:14:04okay
01:14:05you know Jessica I know a place that may fit your needs
01:14:15really it's right across the street from Timmy's new school
01:14:18oh great let's set up a viewing with the real estate agent ASAP
01:14:23okay
01:14:24Jason rent this apartment in Queens to her but don't reveal your identity
01:14:31all right
01:14:32you got it boss
01:14:33I'll dress up so good that even my mom won't recognize me
01:14:37this is my dream apartment
01:14:43right when the landlord shows up act nice
01:14:48you know landlords can be unpredictable
01:14:50they might not rent to us
01:14:53yes
01:14:54hello everyone
01:15:00my name is Jason Carter
01:15:02I'm the landlord
01:15:03so you're the ones interested in renting this apartment
01:15:06I'm not short of money
01:15:08so I'm not in a rush
01:15:09I'm just looking for someone who clicks with me
01:15:12I have a stable job
01:15:13and really simple social circle
01:15:15and no bad habits
01:15:17so I'm a perfect candidate
01:15:20my mommy's only flaw is that she's a bit of a new freak and loves cleaning
01:15:25sounds nice
01:15:26but no pets allowed in my apartment
01:15:29I just promised him a puppy
01:15:33I mean no females but males are okay
01:15:43why
01:15:44I just prefer guys
01:15:48Mr. Carter we really like this place
01:15:50but what's the rent?
01:15:52the rent
01:15:53the rent is one to two grand
01:15:56one to two grand?
01:15:58ummm
01:15:59I mean like one buck to two grand
01:16:04depending on how I'm feeling today
01:16:07I was already surprised by the cheap rent of a grand to two grand
01:16:09I didn't expect it could go even lower
01:16:10could it be that someone passed away here?
01:16:11by the way
01:16:12have you ever been divorced?
01:16:13I mean I'm so unhappy about my divorce
01:16:14so I can't stand happy couples
01:16:16yeah I've been divorced
01:16:17and my ex was a total jerk
01:16:19my mommy works hard to support him but he cheated on her
01:16:22oh honey I can totally relate
01:16:23so this apartment's yours for one grand per month
01:16:25and by the way I'm also giving you two months for free
01:16:27that's great
01:16:28hey
01:16:29truly our lucky star
01:16:59good acting
01:17:01thanks for the compliment boss
01:17:03to get into character for this tough guy role
01:17:06I watched the entire Die Hard series ten times last night
01:17:10starting next month
01:17:12your salary goes up by three grand
01:17:14whoa
01:17:15thank you so much my dear boss
01:17:18it's just part of my job
01:17:19even though Mrs. Grey was bugged by her loud neighbor before
01:17:23she's now come out of it okay
01:17:25I'm super happy for her
01:17:27alright
01:17:28go buy all the apartments around that noisy one
01:17:30and have parties there 24-7
01:17:33you got that?
01:17:34I want all the parties
01:17:35make sure they never have a moment's peace
01:17:38not a single silent moment
01:17:40okay got it sir
01:17:41oh sir
01:17:42you said you'd file for divorce after
01:17:45taking her to meet with Mr. Chairman
01:17:47now that
01:17:49Grandpa's still not doing great
01:17:51so
01:17:52let's wait a bit longer
01:17:55go home quickly
01:17:57oh
01:17:58my boss always acts so decisively
01:18:00and yet
01:18:01this time
01:18:02the Grey family
01:18:03is really having
01:18:04a first lady
01:18:07mommy this place has everything
01:18:09it's perfect
01:18:13alright guys
01:18:14I hope we have a good time here
01:18:15I'll be off end
01:18:17thanks for finding us this place
01:18:19and by the way
01:18:20where do you live?
01:18:21the upper east side
01:18:22huh?
01:18:23the upper east side
01:18:24uh
01:18:25isn't that where all the rich people live?
01:18:27I mean
01:18:28I live
01:18:29somewhere to the north of the upper east side
01:18:31you know
01:18:32in one of those shabby apartments
01:18:34wow
01:18:35it's quite a commute from Brooklyn to work
01:18:38how about you stay here in one of the three bedrooms?
01:18:43you'll save some trouble
01:18:44and
01:18:45you'll feel safer
01:18:46haha
01:18:47no rent
01:18:48just help out with chores
01:18:51hmmm
01:18:54well
01:18:55if you're not comfortable with it
01:18:59daddy great
01:19:00please say yes
01:19:01yes
01:19:06alright
01:19:07I can't say no to a kid
01:19:09he's just so cute
01:19:11I just can't say no
01:19:16you guys are living together now?
01:19:18don't tell me you're actually considering making it real
01:19:20he's hot but he doesn't have any dope
01:19:22you know money isn't everything
01:19:24what matters is having a good character
01:19:27you didn't deny the making it real part
01:19:29so you really are thinking about it?
01:19:32supervisor
01:19:33someone mentioned your name
01:19:34and wants to use the staff discount for our wedding banquet
01:19:39who would that be?
01:19:42Lucien
01:19:43you have some nerve using my employee discount for your second wedding
01:19:47actually
01:19:48when you marry my son
01:19:49you're his forever
01:19:51using your discount
01:19:53is giving you an honor
01:19:56cut the crap
01:19:57we're customers
01:19:58and she's just a lowly waitress
01:19:59and she's just a lowly waitress
01:20:01it's her job to serve us well
01:20:03watch your tone
01:20:05we're booking a buffet for 200 people at $200 per head
01:20:09the commission alone will match your one year salary
01:20:15when you married me we had McDonald's for 10 bucks a meal
01:20:18and now it's a $200 per head buffet
01:20:21how low can you go?
01:20:23are you jealous?
01:20:24jealous?
01:20:25you barely have enough to cover the cutlery costs
01:20:28i just feel bad for her
01:20:29she's losing both her dignity and money
01:20:35sweetheart, don't listen to her nonsense
01:20:38i won't let you pay a dime
01:20:40stop trying to drive a wedge between Emily and me
01:20:44her dad is a big client for your hotel
01:20:47just one call and you'll be out of your job
01:20:50trust me
01:20:52you
01:20:54i suggest you wise up
01:20:57i'll have you and your buddy Grace both fired
01:21:03hurry up and serve us the tasting menu
01:21:09here's the black truffle seafood bisque
01:21:11please enjoy
01:21:15what's your game?
01:21:16could it be for she was the girl that night?
01:21:28what did you do?
01:21:29you got soup all over my shoes
01:21:30these are brand new LBs
01:21:31get down and clean them
01:21:33what are you waiting for?
01:21:34want to lose your job along with your best friend Grace right now?
01:21:36get down and clean your shoes
01:21:38what are you waiting for?
01:21:39what are you waiting for?
01:21:40want to lose your job along with your best friend Grace right now?
01:21:43get down and clean your shoes
01:21:44where are you so full of yourself before?
01:21:45look at you kneeling like that
01:21:47get down and clean them what are you waiting for you want to lose your job along with your
01:21:53best friend grace right now get down and clean your shoes
01:22:06weren't you so full of yourself before look at you kneeling like that
01:22:09people like you are only fit to be stepped on by someone like me
01:22:19still got the nerve to look at me looks like i haven't taught you enough
01:22:30stop
01:22:34i think you're looking for a beating
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