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00:00:00I'm finally divorced.
00:00:02Oh, what was that for?
00:00:04To drive away bad luck. It's a Chinese tradition I saw my Chinese classmates do at kindergarten.
00:00:08Oh, your little one knows a lot.
00:00:12Celebrating a divorce.
00:00:15Are you nuts?
00:00:17Divorcing a cheating jerk like you is definitely something to celebrate.
00:00:21Don't act tough, okay?
00:00:22Since we are divorced, you'll be sent back to Ireland right away and your kid won't be able to go to school in New York anymore.
00:00:28Don't worry about it this much.
00:00:31Well, just in half an hour, I'll be getting married to my new husband.
00:00:35Getting my green card will be a breeze.
00:00:38She found a new husband already?
00:00:40Mommy found someone through a marriage agency who's willing to marry her and can solve the green card issue.
00:00:46It only cost 500 bucks.
00:00:50Good morning, Mr. Ray.
00:00:54Did you find someone suitable for me to marry?
00:00:56Yeah, but she's asking for a high price.
00:00:59She wants 300 grand for the marriage.
00:01:03Fine, let's do it.
00:01:04Okay.
00:01:06After you're divorced with a kid, you'd be lucky to marry one of these homeless guys.
00:01:11Black suit, blue tie, that's him.
00:01:27Compared to my new husband, you look like a homeless guy.
00:01:33He's got all these fancy cars and he's married you for 500 bucks.
00:01:38He's probably a mechanic who borrowed his client's cars.
00:01:42I didn't expect him to go this far for me.
00:01:45Honey, I'm right here.
00:01:49Seems to be her.
00:01:52Moo, don't stand in the way of wedding.
00:01:55Would you like to marry her?
00:01:56Yes, I do.
00:01:58Would you like to marry him?
00:02:00Yes, I do.
00:02:01Bye-bye, ex.
00:02:07Hope you stay broke and miserable for the rest of your life.
00:02:12Here's my number, so we can both keep in touch.
00:02:16Um, I have a favor to ask.
00:02:19Can you give me a ride?
00:02:20I need to move out of my ex-husband's place.
00:02:23No, I've got other plans.
00:02:26Well, I'll pay you 100 bucks for gas.
00:02:28That's like two hours of your mechanic work.
00:02:32Mechanic?
00:02:33Did she think I was actually a mechanic?
00:02:37Can you handle moving by yourself?
00:02:39Who said I'll do it alone?
00:02:42Apartment 302 upstairs.
00:02:44Not leave a single thing behind.
00:02:46Go, go, go.
00:02:48Okay, so tables, cabinets, TV, AC, and the front door.
00:02:52Take it all.
00:02:53Oh, get from door.
00:02:54What are you doing?
00:02:55Who are these people?
00:02:58Why are they taking our stuff?
00:03:00Everything here was bought with my money.
00:03:02I supported Lucien through his PhD, raised a family, and took care of a kid.
00:03:08Then now that he's graduated and cheated on me, if I don't make you pay, you'll think I'm a pushover.
00:03:15My son dating the VP's daughter?
00:03:17That's his big win.
00:03:19He landed a job with a 200k salary right after his PhD.
00:03:22He got a job with a salary of over 200,000.
00:03:25You, a hotel supervisor, don't even deserve him.
00:03:28Having his kids is already a huge honor for your family.
00:03:31Well, then having a son like him must be a huge disgrace to your family.
00:03:35You dare mock me?
00:03:37I'll tell Lucien to beat you up.
00:03:40Well, remember those false teeth in your mouth?
00:03:44They were paid with my money.
00:03:57Lucien, that bitch Jessica.
00:03:59She took everything from our home.
00:04:04What?
00:04:06She even took the toilet.
00:04:07Mr. Gray, there's been a huge mistake.
00:04:12The woman you married isn't the one we paid 300 grand for.
00:04:20Wow.
00:04:22That explains why she thought I was a mechanic.
00:04:25That explains everything.
00:04:28Good thing she doesn't know who I really am.
00:04:31It'll make things easier when we get divorced.
00:04:33True.
00:04:34There are too many women after you.
00:04:36A few years ago, you even fell for a big trick.
00:04:39Do you remember that woman who seduced you and then blackmailed you?
00:04:44Do you remember what she looked like?
00:04:47I only remember she had a scar on her shoulder.
00:04:51Something.
00:04:53Jessica!
00:04:54Don't come crying to me for a reconciliation after this.
00:05:02Five years of marriage taught me one thing.
00:05:04Humans and animals shouldn't interbreed.
00:05:06Are you out of your mind?
00:05:08What kind of twisted crap is coming out of your mouth right now?
00:05:11Hitting a woman?
00:05:16Hitting a woman?
00:05:17What kind of man are you?
00:05:24She took everything.
00:05:25You gotta get my grandson back.
00:05:28I've been raising him for years.
00:05:30Your grandson?
00:05:31He's just a bastard.
00:05:33What are you saying?
00:05:35Did you know why I never touched her in five years of marriage?
00:05:39Because I found her disgusting.
00:05:41She wasn't bringing money to make it right.
00:05:43On our wedding day, I sold her virginity to the CEO of RG Enterprises for 50 grand.
00:05:51Turns out she got pregnant that one time.
00:05:53If it weren't for the fact that she could support us,
00:05:55I would have pushed for an abortion a long time ago.
00:05:59So Kimmy isn't my grandson?
00:06:01So I raised him for nothing?
00:06:03Don't worry about it.
00:06:05My new wife is pregnant.
00:06:07This time, you'll get a real grandchild.
00:06:10Ah.
00:06:13Thanks for helping me earlier.
00:06:17Why are you two being so formal?
00:06:19You're married now and he's my dad.
00:06:24Why does this kid make me feel so close?
00:06:30I knew you, Dad.
00:06:31My name is Kimmy.
00:06:33I got this name because my mommy ate kiwis every day when she was pregnant with me.
00:06:40This kid's a bit of a chatterbox.
00:06:42Kimmy, even though mommy is divorced, I'll give you double the love.
00:06:47It's fine since my real dad doesn't treat you well, he's dead to me.
00:06:51Out with the old, in with the new.
00:06:53This new one looks pretty good.
00:06:55Yeah?
00:06:56I totally agree.
00:06:59Can you pass me the marriage agency details later?
00:07:05So, when can we get the paperwork done for my green card?
00:07:11After you meet my grandpa first.
00:07:12Actually, I married you because my grandpa is really sick and I wanted to make his wish come true.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20So, it's a win-win for both of us.
00:07:23Should I get some of the $500 back?
00:07:27You're a woman and you've made more sacrifices.
00:07:31I'd like to give you five grand for that.
00:07:32Well, you work hard as a mechanic.
00:07:39I hope my son grows up to be as filial as you.
00:07:46Can we go see my grandpa now?
00:07:48Since I'm meeting your family, let me put on my fanciest outfit to make you look good.
00:07:54Let's go.
00:07:55Welcome home.
00:08:05I didn't expect the maids to dress so fancy.
00:08:09But why does your grandpa live in such a luxury while you're only a mechanic?
00:08:14My grandpa is the butler here.
00:08:16He has worked for the family all his life and now that he's sick,
00:08:20so they let him stay here.
00:08:23Well, Kimmy?
00:08:25Stay here and play for a little while.
00:08:27Mommy will be right back.
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:32So, this is my granddaughter-in-law.
00:08:35So beautiful.
00:08:36Here's a little something from grandpa.
00:08:39It's not much.
00:08:41Just $30,000 grand.
00:08:43$30,000 grand?
00:08:46No, no.
00:08:48It's ground.
00:08:49Grandpa means have your feet on the ground.
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:53I'll stay grounded.
00:08:54Mommy, I need to poop.
00:09:01Is this your child?
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:04Jessica and I dated before.
00:09:06I didn't want to get married and ran away when I found out she was pregnant.
00:09:10We met again this year, and I realized she's the one for me.
00:09:14You irresponsible scoundrel.
00:09:16I'm gonna beat you to death.
00:09:18Daddy said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:09:22Come buy me real Transformers and a PS5, right, Daddy?
00:09:26Yeah, for sure.
00:09:29You look just like Ryan did when he was a little boy.
00:09:32I'll give you shares in the company.
00:09:36Huh?
00:09:36Company shares?
00:09:40Grandpa's been watching Marvin Williams in bed.
00:09:43He's a bit senile and thinks he's Black Panther.
00:09:46Wakanda forever!
00:09:47Wakanda forever!
00:09:47I've already found a lawyer, so I think the green card issue will be resolved soon.
00:10:01Great.
00:10:02Once the green card is sorted out, we can go ahead with the divorce then.
00:10:07And part a ways on good terms.
00:10:10Daddy just said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:10:14Making it up to us, that sounds pretty short.
00:10:20Let me take you both for dinner.
00:10:23Consider it our last meal together.
00:10:26Eating out is expensive.
00:10:29Let's just cook at home, and you can pay for the groceries.
00:10:39What?
00:10:4830 bucks for a fish?
00:10:50That's a lot of money.
00:10:52No, wait.
00:10:55You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
00:10:57Are you a billionaire?
00:11:00No, I'm not a billionaire.
00:11:02But do we really need to be this frugal?
00:11:04No, this is called being thrifty.
00:11:06You don't earn much fixing cars.
00:11:08Uh-huh.
00:11:09So we have to watch our expenses.
00:11:11All right.
00:11:12Too bad.
00:11:14It would be delicious grilled.
00:11:16But river fish are cheap, but they don't taste as good as sea fish.
00:11:20Forget it, Mommy.
00:11:22Mommy, just let's look at the cheaper shellfish today.
00:11:28Switch it, please.
00:11:29The vendor just checked, and these fish swam from the Atlantic into the Hudson River.
00:11:39They shall be priced as river fish.
00:11:41It's also good.
00:11:42Looks like this fish is meant for my pot.
00:11:44Yes, I'll take this one.
00:11:50Mommy's cooking tastes good, right?
00:11:52Yeah.
00:11:53This is amazing.
00:11:54So this is what home-style dishes taste like.
00:11:57Don't you usually get to eat these home-style dishes?
00:12:00Uh...
00:12:01Oh, yes, right.
00:12:03You're always at the repair shop, probably eating burgers and sandwiches on the floor.
00:12:07Tonight, sit tight and enjoy your meal.
00:12:11Then I'm really lucky.
00:12:13I can't take it.
00:12:14Be gentle.
00:12:16Mommy, what's that noise from upstairs?
00:12:17Well, this place has terrible soundproofing.
00:12:32I'll go tell them to keep it down.
00:12:38Who is it?
00:12:39What's with the knocking?
00:12:45Isn't that your ex-wife, Jessica?
00:12:48Divorce and still showing up here?
00:12:50How shameless.
00:12:51Are you done yet, bitch?
00:12:52I'm telling you.
00:12:53No way we're getting back together again.
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:56I live downstairs.
00:12:58You guys are too loud and disturbing the neighbors.
00:13:01How can you afford a place like this?
00:13:04A tenant complaining about noise to a homeowner?
00:13:06You don't even have the right.
00:13:09Jessica, stop acting cheap.
00:13:11Emily and I are getting married soon.
00:13:12You can come to the wedding and eat some good food.
00:13:15I'll only show up for your funeral.
00:13:17I advise you to be careful.
00:13:19Don't die in bed.
00:13:20Or it might cost two lives.
00:13:23How dare you?
00:13:24Uh-oh.
00:13:28Point at my wife again and I'll chop off your fingers.
00:13:32I mean it.
00:13:33Bozo.
00:13:33Your wife is a nobody.
00:13:37A bitch.
00:13:38I've checked.
00:13:39You're just a mechanic.
00:13:40How dare you talk to me like that?
00:13:42I work at RG Group.
00:13:43Earning 200 grand a year.
00:13:45You're gonna lose your job soon.
00:13:47I'm Lucian Collins.
00:13:49A manager at RG Group.
00:13:51Do you really think I'm afraid of you?
00:13:53I rightly said it yourself.
00:13:57I'm gonna make a call.
00:14:01I need you to do something for me.
00:14:04Cheap slut.
00:14:05You and a mechanic are perfect for each other.
00:14:08You should rot together and have a bunch of poor kids.
00:14:10Hey, Mr. James.
00:14:22What?
00:14:23I'm fired?
00:14:27Please, give me another chance.
00:14:31So, Lucian, now we can call you a loser Collins, right?
00:14:36What's going on?
00:14:37Shut up.
00:14:38Why did you lose your job?
00:14:39What did you say?
00:14:41You said to me?
00:14:48I'm looking to move to a different place.
00:14:52Because I don't want my kid growing up in a toxic environment.
00:14:56Yeah, my budget is still one and a half grand.
00:14:58And I want this place to be as possible from my current neighborhood.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:09You know, Jessica, I know a place that may fit your needs.
00:15:14Really?
00:15:15It's right across the street from Timmy's new school.
00:15:17Oh, great.
00:15:19Let's set up a viewing with the real estate agent ASAP.
00:15:22Okay.
00:15:23Jason, rent this apartment in Queens to her, but don't reveal your identity, all right?
00:15:31You got it, boss.
00:15:32I'll dress up so good that even my mom won't recognize me.
00:15:36This is my dream apartment.
00:15:43Right?
00:15:44When the landlord shows up, act nice.
00:15:48You know, landlords can be unpredictable.
00:15:50They might not rent to us.
00:15:53Yes.
00:15:53Hello, everyone.
00:16:00My name is Jason Carter.
00:16:02I'm the landlord.
00:16:03So you're the ones interested in renting this apartment?
00:16:06I'm not short of money, so I'm not in a rush.
00:16:09I'm just looking for someone who clicks with me.
00:16:11I have a stable job and really simple social circle.
00:16:15And no bad habits.
00:16:17So, I'm a perfect candidate.
00:16:19Ah, my mommy's only flaw is that she's a bit of a neat freak and loves cleaning.
00:16:24Hmm, sounds nice.
00:16:26But no pets allowed in my apartment.
00:16:30I just promised him a puppy.
00:16:34Ahem, ahem.
00:16:39Um, I mean, no females.
00:16:42But males are okay.
00:16:43Why?
00:16:44I just, uh, prefer guys.
00:16:48Mr. Carter, we really like this place.
00:16:51But what's the rent?
00:16:52The rent is one to two grand.
00:16:56One to two grand?
00:16:57Ahem.
00:16:58Hmm.
00:17:00Um, I mean, like, one buck to two grand.
00:17:05Depending on how I'm feeling today.
00:17:07I was already surprised by the cheap rent of a grand to two grand.
00:17:15I didn't expect it could go even lower.
00:17:18Could it be that someone passed away here?
00:17:20By the way, have you ever been divorced?
00:17:23I mean, I'm so unhappy about my divorce.
00:17:26So, I can't stand happy couples.
00:17:29Yeah, I've been divorced.
00:17:31And my ex was a total jerk.
00:17:33My mommy works hard to support him, but he cheated on her.
00:17:36Oh, honey.
00:17:38I can totally relate.
00:17:39So, this apartment's yours for one grand per month.
00:17:44And by the way, I'm also giving you two months for free.
00:17:47That's great.
00:17:48Ah, hey.
00:17:51Oh.
00:17:52Oh, you're truly our lucky star.
00:17:59Good acting.
00:18:00Ah, thanks for the compliment, boss.
00:18:02To get into character for this tough guy role,
00:18:05I watched the entire Die Hard series ten times last night.
00:18:10Starting next month, your salary goes up by three grand.
00:18:14Whoa!
00:18:15Thank you so much, my dear boss.
00:18:17It's just part of my job.
00:18:19Even though Mrs. Gray was bugged by her loud neighbor before,
00:18:23she's now come out of it okay.
00:18:24I'm super happy for her.
00:18:26All right.
00:18:27Go buy all the apartments around that noisy one
00:18:30and have parties there 24-7.
00:18:32You got that?
00:18:33I want all the parties.
00:18:34Make sure they never have a moment's peace.
00:18:37Not a single silent moment.
00:18:39Okay, got it, sir.
00:18:40Oh, sir.
00:18:41You said you'd file for divorce after...
00:18:44taking her to meet with Mr. Chairman?
00:18:46Now that...
00:18:47Grandpa's still not doing great,
00:18:50so let's wait a bit longer.
00:18:54Go home quickly.
00:18:56Ah, my boss always acts so decisively,
00:18:59and yet this time the Gray family is really having a first lady.
00:19:06Mommy, this place has everything.
00:19:08It's perfect.
00:19:09All right, guys.
00:19:13I hope we have a good time here.
00:19:15I'll be off end.
00:19:16Thanks for finding us this place.
00:19:19And by the way, where do you live?
00:19:21The Upper East Side.
00:19:22Huh?
00:19:22The Upper East Side?
00:19:24Uh...
00:19:24Isn't that where all the rich people live?
00:19:27I mean, I live somewhere to the north of the Upper East Side.
00:19:31You know, in one of those shabby apartments.
00:19:34Wow.
00:19:34It's quite a commute from Brooklyn to work.
00:19:37How about you stay here in one of the three bedrooms?
00:19:42You'll save some trouble, and you'll feel safer.
00:19:47No rent.
00:19:49Just help out with chores.
00:19:51Well, if you're not comfortable with it.
00:19:59Okay, great.
00:20:00Please say yes.
00:20:05All right, I can't say no to a kid.
00:20:08He's just so cute.
00:20:10I just can't say no.
00:20:15You guys are living together now?
00:20:17Don't tell me you're actually considering making it real.
00:20:19He's hot, but he doesn't have any dough.
00:20:21You know, money isn't everything.
00:20:23What matters is having a good character.
00:20:25Mmm, you didn't deny the making a real part.
00:20:28So you really are thinking about it?
00:20:31Supervisor, someone mentioned your name
00:20:33and wants to use the staff discount for our wedding banquet.
00:20:38Who would that be?
00:20:41Lucien, you have some nerve using my employee discount
00:20:44for your second wedding.
00:20:46Actually, when you marry my son,
00:20:48you're his forever.
00:20:50Using your discount is giving you an honor.
00:20:55Cut the crap.
00:20:56We're customers, and she's just a lowly waitress.
00:21:00It's her job to serve us well.
00:21:02Watch your tone.
00:21:04We're booking a buffet for 200 people
00:21:06at $200 per head.
00:21:09The commission alone will match your one-year salary.
00:21:13When you married me,
00:21:15we had McDonald's for $10 a meal,
00:21:17and now it's a $200 per head buffet.
00:21:20How low can you go?
00:21:21Are you jealous?
00:21:23Jealous?
00:21:24You barely have enough to cover the cutlery costs.
00:21:27I just feel bad for her.
00:21:28She's losing both her dignity and money.
00:21:34Sweetheart, don't listen to her nonsense.
00:21:36I won't let you pay a dime.
00:21:37Stop trying to drive a wedge between Emily and me.
00:21:43Her dad is a big client for your hotel.
00:21:46Just one call, and you'll be out of your job.
00:21:49Trust me.
00:21:51You.
00:21:51I suggest you wise up.
00:21:56I'll have you and your buddy, Grace, both fired.
00:22:02Hurry up and serve us the tasting menu.
00:22:03Here's the black truffle seafood bisque.
00:22:10Please enjoy.
00:22:14What's your game?
00:22:16Shh.
00:22:16Could it be because she was the girl that night?
00:22:40What did you do?
00:22:41You got soup all over my shoes.
00:22:43These are brand new LBs.
00:22:46Get down and clean them.
00:22:49What are you waiting for?
00:22:50Want to lose your job along with your best friend, Grace, right now?
00:22:54Get down and clean your shoes.
00:23:04Weren't you so full of yourself before?
00:23:07Look at you kneeling like that.
00:23:09Oh.
00:23:09People like you are only fit to be stepped on by someone like me.
00:23:18Still got the nerve to look at me?
00:23:21Looks like I haven't taught you enough.
00:23:28Stop.
00:23:29I think you're looking for a beating.
00:23:37Click to watch the full episode.
00:23:40I am finally divorced.
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:44What was that for?
00:23:45To drive away bad luck.
00:23:46It's a Chinese tradition I saw my Chinese classmates do at kindergarten.
00:23:49Oh.
00:23:49Your little one knows a lot.
00:23:53Celebrating a divorce.
00:23:54Are you nuts?
00:23:57Divorcing a cheating jerk like you is definitely something to celebrate.
00:24:02Don't act tough, okay?
00:24:03Since we are divorced, you'll be sent back to Ireland right away and your kid won't be able to go to school in New York anymore.
00:24:10Don't worry about it this much.
00:24:12Well, just in half an hour, I'll be getting married to my new husband.
00:24:16Getting my green card will be a breeze.
00:24:18She found a new husband already?
00:24:21Mommy found someone through a marriage.
00:24:23Agency who is willing to marry her and can solve the green card issue.
00:24:27It only cost 500 bucks.
00:24:31Good morning, Mr. Day.
00:24:34Did you find someone suitable for me to marry?
00:24:37Yeah, but she's asking for a high price.
00:24:40She wants 300 grand for the marriage.
00:24:44Fine, let's do it.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:46After you're divorced with a kid, you'd be lucky to marry one of these homeless guys.
00:24:53Black suit, blue tie, that's him.
00:25:08Compared to my new husband, you look like a homeless guy.
00:25:12He's got all these fancy cars and he's married you for 500 bucks.
00:25:20He's probably a mechanic who borrowed his client's cars.
00:25:23I didn't expect him to go this far for me.
00:25:25Honey, I'm right here.
00:25:27Seems to be her.
00:25:33Moo, don't stand in the way of wedding.
00:25:36Would you like to marry her?
00:25:37Yes, I do.
00:25:39Would you like to marry him?
00:25:41Yes, I do.
00:25:46Bye-bye, ex.
00:25:48Help you stay broke and miserable for the rest of your life.
00:25:51Here's my number, so we can both keep in touch.
00:25:57Um, I have a favor to ask.
00:26:00Can you give me a ride?
00:26:01I need to move out of my ex-husband's place.
00:26:04No, I've got other plans.
00:26:06Well, I'll pay you 100 bucks for gas.
00:26:10That's like two hours of your mechanic work.
00:26:13Mechanic?
00:26:13Did she think I was actually a mechanic?
00:26:18Can you handle moving by yourself?
00:26:20Who said I'll do it alone?
00:26:23Apartment 302 upstairs.
00:26:24Not leave a single thing behind.
00:26:27Go, go, go.
00:26:29Okay, so tables, cabinets, TV, AC, and the front door.
00:26:32Take it all.
00:26:34Oh, get from door?
00:26:35What are you doing?
00:26:38Who are these people?
00:26:39Why are they taking our stuff?
00:26:40Everything here was bought with my money.
00:26:43I supported Lucien through his PhD, raised a family, and took care of a kid.
00:26:49Then now that he's graduated and cheated on me, if I don't make you pay, you'll think I'm a pushover.
00:26:55My son dating the VP's daughter?
00:26:58That's his big win.
00:26:59He landed a job with a 200k salary right after his PhD.
00:27:03He got a job with a salary of over 200,000.
00:27:05You, a hotel supervisor, don't even deserve him.
00:27:08Having his kids is already a huge honor for your family.
00:27:11Well, then having a son like him must be a huge disgrace to your family.
00:27:16You dare mock me?
00:27:18I'll tell Lucien to beat you up.
00:27:22Well, remember those false teeth in your mouth?
00:27:25They were paid with my money.
00:27:26Lucien, that bitch Jessica!
00:27:40She took everything from our home!
00:27:45What?
00:27:46She even took the toilet?
00:27:49Mr. Gray, there's been a huge mistake.
00:27:52The woman you married isn't the one we paid 300 grand for.
00:28:01Wow.
00:28:02That explains why she thought I was a mechanic.
00:28:05That explains everything.
00:28:09Good thing she doesn't know who I really am.
00:28:12It'll make things easier when we get divorced.
00:28:14True.
00:28:15There are too many women after you.
00:28:17A few years ago, you even fell for a big trick.
00:28:20Do you remember that woman who seduced you and then blackmailed you?
00:28:25Do you remember what she looked like?
00:28:28I only remember she had a scar on her shoulder.
00:28:32Something.
00:28:34Jessica!
00:28:38Don't come crying to me for reconciliation after this.
00:28:41Five years of marriage taught me one thing.
00:28:45Humans and animals shouldn't interbreed.
00:28:47Are you out of your mind?
00:28:49What kind of twisted crap is coming out of your mouth right now?
00:28:57Hitting a woman?
00:28:58What kind of man are you?
00:29:05She took everything!
00:29:06You gotta get my grandson back!
00:29:08I've been raising him for years!
00:29:10Your grandson?
00:29:12He's just a bastard.
00:29:14What are you saying?
00:29:16Did you know why I never touched her in five years of marriage?
00:29:20Because I found her disgusting.
00:29:22She wasn't bringing money to make it right.
00:29:26On our wedding day, I sold her virginity to the CEO of RG Enterprises for 50 grand.
00:29:32Turns out she got pregnant that one time.
00:29:34If it weren't for the fact that she could support us,
00:29:36I would have pushed for an abortion a long time ago.
00:29:38So Kimmy isn't my grandson?
00:29:42So I raised him for nothing?
00:29:44Don't worry about it.
00:29:46My new wife is pregnant.
00:29:47This time, you'll get a real grandchild.
00:29:50Why are you two being so formal?
00:30:00You're married now and he's my dad.
00:30:02Why does this kid make me feel so close?
00:30:10Hi new dad.
00:30:11My name is Kimmy.
00:30:14I got this name because my mommy ate kiwis every day when she was pregnant with me.
00:30:19This kid's a bit of a chatterbox.
00:30:24Kimmy, even though mommy is divorced, I'll give you double the love.
00:30:28It's fine since my real dad doesn't treat you well he's dead to me.
00:30:31Out with the old, in with the new.
00:30:34This new one looks pretty good.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:36I totally agree.
00:30:40Can you pass me the marriage agency details later?
00:30:46So, when can we get the paperwork done for my green card?
00:30:51After you meet my grandpa first.
00:30:54Actually, I married you because my grandpa is really sick.
00:30:57And I wanted to make his wish come true.
00:31:00So, it's a win-win for both of us.
00:31:04Should I get some of the $500 back?
00:31:07You're a woman.
00:31:09And you've made more sacrifices.
00:31:11I'd like to give you five grand for that.
00:31:17Well, you work hard as a mechanic.
00:31:20I hope my son grows up to be as filial as you.
00:31:27Can we go see my grandpa now?
00:31:29Since I'm meeting your family, let me put on my fanciest outfit to make you look good.
00:31:35Let's go.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:43Welcome home.
00:31:46I didn't expect the maids to dress so fancy.
00:31:50But why does your grandpa live in such a luxury while you're only a mechanic?
00:31:55My grandpa is the butler here.
00:31:56He has worked for the family all his life and now that he's sick.
00:32:01So, they let him stay here.
00:32:04Well, Kimmy, stay here and play for a little while.
00:32:08Mommy will be right back.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:13So, this is my granddaughter-in-law.
00:32:15So beautiful.
00:32:17Here's a little something from grandpa.
00:32:20It's not much.
00:32:21Just $30,000 grand.
00:32:23$30,000 grand?
00:32:24No, no.
00:32:28It's ground.
00:32:30Grandpa means have your feet on the ground.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:33I'll stay grounded.
00:32:35Mommy, I need to poop.
00:32:37Is this your child?
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45Jessica and I dated before.
00:32:47I didn't want to get married.
00:32:49And ran away when I found out she was pregnant.
00:32:51We met again this year.
00:32:53And I realized she's the one for me.
00:32:55You, irresponsible scoundrel.
00:32:57I'm going to beat you to death.
00:33:01Daddy said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:33:03Come buy me real Transformers in a PS5, right, Daddy?
00:33:06Yeah, for sure.
00:33:07You look just like Ryan did when he was a little boy.
00:33:14I'll give you shares in the company.
00:33:16Huh?
00:33:17Company shares?
00:33:21Grandpa's been watching Marvel movies in bed.
00:33:23He's a bit senile.
00:33:25Thinks he's Black Panther.
00:33:26Wakanda forever!
00:33:27I've already found a lawyer.
00:33:36So I think the green card issue will be resolved soon.
00:33:42Great.
00:33:43Once the green card is sorted out,
00:33:45we can go ahead with the divorce then.
00:33:48And part a ways on good terms.
00:33:51Daddy just said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:33:55Making it up to us, that sounds pretty short.
00:33:57Let me take you both for dinner.
00:34:03Consider it our last meal together.
00:34:07Eating out is expensive.
00:34:10Let's just cook at home.
00:34:12And you can pay for the groceries.
00:34:27What?
00:34:2930 bucks for a fish?
00:34:31That's a lot of money.
00:34:33No, wait.
00:34:33Huh?
00:34:35You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
00:34:37Are you a billionaire?
00:34:40No, I'm not a billionaire.
00:34:42But do we really need to be this frugal?
00:34:45No.
00:34:46This is called being thrifty.
00:34:47You don't earn much fixing cars.
00:34:49Uh-huh.
00:34:49So we have to watch our expenses.
00:34:52All right.
00:34:52Let's do it.
00:34:53Too bad.
00:34:54It would be delicious grilled.
00:34:57Our river fish are cheap, but they don't taste as good as sea fish.
00:35:01Forget it, Mommy.
00:35:03Mommy, just let's look at the cheaper shellfish today.
00:35:08Switch it, please.
00:35:09The vendor just checked, and these fish swam from the Atlantic into the Hudson River.
00:35:20They shall be priced as river fish.
00:35:22It's also good.
00:35:23Looks like this fish is meant for my pot.
00:35:25Yes, I'll take this one.
00:35:30Mommy's cooking tastes good, right?
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34This is amazing.
00:35:35So this is what home-style dishes taste like.
00:35:38Don't you usually get to eat these home-style dishes?
00:35:41Uh...
00:35:42Oh, yes, right.
00:35:43You're always at the repair shop, probably eating burgers and sandwiches on the floor.
00:35:48Tonight, sit tight and enjoy your meal.
00:35:51Then I'm really lucky.
00:35:54I can't take it.
00:35:55Be gentle.
00:35:56Mommy, what's that noise from upstairs?
00:36:02Well, this place has terrible soundproofing.
00:36:05I'll go tell them to keep it down.
00:36:19Who is it?
00:36:20What's with the knocking?
00:36:26Isn't that your ex-wife, Jessica?
00:36:28Divorce and still showing up here?
00:36:30How shameless.
00:36:31Are you done yet, bitch?
00:36:33I'm telling you.
00:36:34No way we're getting back together again.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:37I live downstairs.
00:36:39You guys are too loud and disturbing the neighbors.
00:36:42How can you afford a place like this?
00:36:44A tenant complaining about noise to a homeowner?
00:36:47You don't even have the right.
00:36:49Jessica, stop acting cheap.
00:36:52Emily and I are getting married soon.
00:36:53You can come to the wedding and eat some good food.
00:36:55I'll only show up before your funeral.
00:36:59I advise you to be careful.
00:37:00Don't die in bed.
00:37:01Or, it might cost two lives.
00:37:04How dare you?
00:37:05Uh-oh.
00:37:08Point at my wife again, and I'll chop off your fingers.
00:37:12I mean it.
00:37:14Bozo.
00:37:14Your wife is a nobody.
00:37:18A bitch.
00:37:19I've checked.
00:37:19You're just a mechanic.
00:37:21How dare you talk to me like that?
00:37:23I work at RG Group, earning 200 grand a year.
00:37:26You're gonna lose your job soon.
00:37:28I'm Lucian Collins, a manager at RG Group.
00:37:31Do you really think I'm afraid of you?
00:37:34I rightly said it yourself.
00:37:38I'm gonna make a call.
00:37:39I need you to do something for me.
00:37:45Cheap slut.
00:37:46You and a mechanic are perfect for each other.
00:37:48You should rot together and have a bunch of poor kids.
00:38:00Hey, Mr. James.
00:38:02What?
00:38:04I'm fired?
00:38:04Please, give me another chance.
00:38:12So, Lucian, now we can call you a loser Collins, right?
00:38:17What's going on?
00:38:18Shut up.
00:38:19Why did you lose your job?
00:38:20What did you say?
00:38:22You said to me?
00:38:29I'm looking to move to a different place.
00:38:31Because I don't want my kid growing up in a toxic environment.
00:38:36Yeah, my budget is still one and a half grand.
00:38:39And I want this place to be as possible from my current neighborhood.
00:38:44Okay.
00:38:51You know, Jessica, I know a place that may fit your needs.
00:38:55Really?
00:38:55It's right across the street from Timmy's new school.
00:38:58Oh, great.
00:38:59Let's set up a viewing with the real estate agent ASAP.
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:06Jason, rent this apartment in Queens to her.
00:39:09But don't reveal your identity, alright?
00:39:12You got it, boss.
00:39:13I'll dress up so good that even my mom won't recognize me.
00:39:17This is my dream apartment.
00:39:24Right?
00:39:25When the landlord shows up, act nice.
00:39:28You know, landlords can be unpredictable.
00:39:31They might not rent to us.
00:39:33Yes.
00:39:34Hello, everyone.
00:39:40My name is Jason Carter.
00:39:42I'm the landlord.
00:39:44So you're the ones interested in renting this apartment?
00:39:46I'm not short of money, so I'm not in a rush.
00:39:49I'm just looking for someone who clicks with me.
00:39:51I have a stable job and really simple social circle.
00:39:56And no bad habits, so I'm a perfect candidate.
00:40:01My mommy's only flaw is that she's a bit of a new freak and loves cleaning.
00:40:05Sounds nice.
00:40:07But no pets allowed in my apartment.
00:40:09I just promised him a puppy.
00:40:19Um, I mean, no females.
00:40:23But males are okay.
00:40:24Why?
00:40:25I just, uh, prefer guys.
00:40:29Mr. Carter, we really like this place.
00:40:32But what's the rent?
00:40:33The rent is one to two grand.
00:40:36One to two grand?
00:40:38Um, I mean, like one buck to two grand.
00:40:46Depending on how I'm feeling today.
00:40:52I was already surprised by the cheap rent of a grand to two grand.
00:40:56I didn't expect it could go even lower.
00:40:58Could it be that someone passed away here?
00:41:00By the way, have you ever been divorced?
00:41:04I mean, I'm so unhappy about my divorce.
00:41:07So I can't stand happy couples.
00:41:09Yeah, I've been divorced.
00:41:12And my ex was a total jerk.
00:41:14My mommy works hard to support him, but he cheated on her.
00:41:17Oh, honey.
00:41:18I can totally relate.
00:41:20So, this apartment's yours for one grand per month.
00:41:25And by the way, I'm also giving you two months for free.
00:41:28That's great.
00:41:29Oh, hey.
00:41:32Oh.
00:41:34You're truly our lucky star.
00:41:37Good acting.
00:41:41Thanks for the compliment, boss.
00:41:43To get into character for this tough guy role,
00:41:46I watched the entire Die Hard series ten times last night.
00:41:50Starting next month, your salary goes up by three grand.
00:41:55Whoa!
00:41:56Thank you so much, my dear boss.
00:41:58It's just part of my job.
00:41:59Even though Mrs. Gray was bugged by her loud neighbor before,
00:42:04she's now come out of it okay.
00:42:05I'm super happy for her.
00:42:06All right, go buy all the apartments around that noisy one
00:42:10and have parties there 24-7.
00:42:13You got that?
00:42:14I want all the parties.
00:42:15Make sure they never have a moment's peace.
00:42:18Not a single silent moment.
00:42:20Okay, got it, sir.
00:42:21Oh, sir, you said you'd file for divorce after...
00:42:25taking her to meet with Mr. Chairman?
00:42:27Now that...
00:42:28Grandpa's still not doing great.
00:42:31So, let's wait a bit longer.
00:42:35Go home quickly.
00:42:36Ah, my boss always acts so decisively,
00:42:40and yet, this time,
00:42:42the Gray family is really having a first lady.
00:42:47Mommy, this place has everything.
00:42:49It's perfect.
00:42:53All right, guys, I hope we have a good time here.
00:42:56I'll be off end.
00:42:57Thanks for finding us this place.
00:43:00And by the way, where do you live?
00:43:01The Upper East Side.
00:43:03Huh?
00:43:03The Upper East Side?
00:43:04Isn't that where all the rich people live?
00:43:07I mean, I live somewhere to the north of the Upper East Side.
00:43:11You know, in one of those shabby apartments.
00:43:14Well, it's quite a commute from Brooklyn to work.
00:43:17How about you stay here in one of the three bedrooms?
00:43:23You'll save some trouble, and you'll feel safer.
00:43:28No rent.
00:43:30Just help out with chores.
00:43:34Well, if you're not comfortable with it.
00:43:37All right, I can't say no to a kid.
00:43:49He's just so cute.
00:43:51I just can't say no.
00:43:52You guys are living together now?
00:43:58Don't tell me you're actually considering making it real.
00:44:00He's hot, but he doesn't have any dough.
00:44:02You know, money isn't everything.
00:44:04What matters is having a good character.
00:44:06Hmm, you didn't deny the making it real part.
00:44:09So you really are thinking about it?
00:44:12Supervisor, someone mentioned your name
00:44:14and wants to use the staff discount for our wedding banquet.
00:44:18Who would that be?
00:44:21Lucien, you have some nerve using my employee discount for your second wedding.
00:44:26Actually, when you marry my son, you're his forever.
00:44:31Using your discount is giving you an honor.
00:44:35Cut the crap.
00:44:37We're customers, and she's just a lowly waitress.
00:44:40It's her job to serve us well.
00:44:42Watch your tone.
00:44:44We're booking a buffet for 200 people at $200 per head.
00:44:49The commission alone will match your one-year salary.
00:44:54When you married me, we had McDonald's for $10 a meal,
00:44:57and now it's a $200 per head buffet.
00:45:00How low can you go?
00:45:02Are you jealous?
00:45:03Jealous?
00:45:04You barely have enough to cover the cutlery costs.
00:45:07I just feel bad for her.
00:45:09She's losing both her dignity and money.
00:45:14Sweetheart, don't listen to her nonsense.
00:45:17I won't let you pay a dime.
00:45:18Stop trying to drive a wedge between Emily and me.
00:45:24Her dad is a big client for your hotel.
00:45:26Just one call, and you'll be out of your job.
00:45:30Trust me.
00:45:32You.
00:45:32I suggest you wise up.
00:45:37I'll have you and your buddy, Grace, both fired.
00:45:42Hurry up and serve us the tasting menu.
00:45:44Here's the black truffle seafood bisque.
00:45:51Please enjoy.
00:45:55What's your game?
00:45:56Could it be for she was the girl that night?
00:46:21What did you do?
00:46:22You got soup all over my shoes.
00:46:24These are brand new LBs.
00:46:27Get down and clean them.
00:46:30What are you waiting for?
00:46:31Want to lose your job along with your best friend, Grace, right now?
00:46:35Get down and clean your shoes.
00:46:45Weren't you so full of yourself before?
00:46:48Look at you kneeling like that.
00:46:49People like you are only fit to be stepped on by someone like me.
00:46:59Still got the nerve to look at me?
00:47:01Looks like I haven't taught you enough.
00:47:09Stop.
00:47:10I think you're looking for a beating.
00:47:18Click to watch the full episode.
00:47:21I'm finally divorced.
00:47:24Oh, what was that for?
00:47:26To drive away bad luck.
00:47:27It's a Chinese tradition I saw my Chinese classmates do at kindergarten.
00:47:30Oh, your little one knows a lot.
00:47:33Celebrating a divorce.
00:47:37Are you nuts?
00:47:38Divorcing a cheating jerk like you is definitely something to celebrate.
00:47:42Don't act tough, okay?
00:47:44Since we are divorced, you'll be sent back to Ireland right away and your kid won't be able to go to school in New York anymore.
00:47:50Don't worry about it this much.
00:47:53Well, just in half an hour, I'll be getting married to my new husband.
00:47:56Getting my green card will be a breeze.
00:47:59She found a new husband already?
00:48:01Mommy found someone through a marriage agency who's willing to marry her and can solve the green card issue.
00:48:08It only cost 500 bucks.
00:48:09Did you find someone suitable for me to marry?
00:48:18Yeah, but she's asking for a high price.
00:48:21She wants 300 grand for the marriage.
00:48:24Fine, let's do it.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27After you're divorced with a kid, you'd be lucky to marry one of these homeless guys.
00:48:39Black suit, blue tie, that's him.
00:48:49Compared to my new husband, you look like a homeless guy.
00:48:54He's got all these fancy cars and he's married you for 500 bucks.
00:49:00He's probably a mechanic who borrowed his client's cars.
00:49:04I didn't expect him to go this far for me.
00:49:06Honey, I'm right here.
00:49:09Seems to be her.
00:49:14Moo, don't stand in the way of wedding.
00:49:16Would you like to marry her?
00:49:18Yes, I do.
00:49:20Would you like to marry him?
00:49:22Yes, I do.
00:49:27Bye-bye, ex.
00:49:28Hope you stay broke and miserable for the rest of your life.
00:49:34Here's my number, so we can both keep in touch.
00:49:36Um, I have a favor to ask.
00:49:40Can you give me a ride?
00:49:42I need to move out of my ex-husband's place.
00:49:44No, I've got other plans.
00:49:47Well, I'll pay you 100 bucks for gas.
00:49:50That's like two hours of your mechanic work.
00:49:53Mechanic?
00:49:54Did she think I was actually a mechanic?
00:49:56Can you handle moving by yourself?
00:50:00Who said I'll do it alone?
00:50:03Apartment 302 upstairs.
00:50:05Not leave a single thing behind.
00:50:07Go, go, go.
00:50:08Okay, so table, cabinets, TV, AC, and the front door.
00:50:13Take it all.
00:50:14Oh, get from door.
00:50:16What are you doing?
00:50:18Who are these people?
00:50:20Why are they taking our stuff?
00:50:21Everything here was bought with my money.
00:50:24I supported Lucien through his PhD,
00:50:27raised a family, and took care of a kid.
00:50:29Then now that he's graduated and cheated on me,
00:50:32if I don't make you pay,
00:50:35you'll think I'm a pushover.
00:50:36My son dating the VP's daughter?
00:50:39That's his big win.
00:50:40He landed a job with a 200K salary right after his PhD.
00:50:43He got a job with a salary of over 200,000.
00:50:46You, a hotel supervisor, don't even deserve him.
00:50:49Having his kids is already a huge honor for your family.
00:50:52Well, then having a son like him
00:50:54must be a huge disgrace to your family.
00:50:56You dare mock me?
00:50:59I'll tell Lucien to beat you up.
00:51:02Well, remember those false teeth in your mouth?
00:51:05They were paid with my money.
00:51:18Lucien, that bitch Jessica!
00:51:20She took everything from our home!
00:51:22What?
00:51:27She even took the toilet.
00:51:30Mr. Gray, there's been a huge mistake.
00:51:33The woman you married isn't the one we paid 300 grand for.
00:51:36Wow.
00:51:42Wow.
00:51:43That explains why she thought I was a mechanic.
00:51:46That explains everything.
00:51:47Good thing she doesn't know who I really am.
00:51:52It'll make things easier when we get divorced.
00:51:54True. There are too many women after you.
00:51:57A few years ago, you even fell for a big trick.
00:52:00Do you remember that woman who seduced you and then blackmailed you?
00:52:05Do you remember what she looked like?
00:52:08I only remember she had a scar on her shoulder. Something.
00:52:14Jessica!
00:52:17Don't come crying to me for reconciliation after this.
00:52:22Five years of marriage taught me one thing. Humans and animals shouldn't interbreed.
00:52:27Are you out of your mind? What kind of twisted crap is coming out of your mouth right now?
00:52:37Hitting a woman? What kind of man are you?
00:52:40She took everything! You gotta get my grandson back! I've been raising him for years!
00:52:51Your grandson? He's just a bastard.
00:52:55What are you saying?
00:52:56Did you know why I never touched her in five years of marriage?
00:53:00Because I found her disgusting. She wasn't bringing money to make it right.
00:53:06On our wedding day, I sold her virginity to the CEO of RG Enterprises for 50 grand.
00:53:12Turns out she got pregnant that one time.
00:53:14If it weren't for the fact that she could support us, I would have pushed for an abortion a long time ago.
00:53:19So Kimmy isn't my grandson?
00:53:22So I raised him for nothing?
00:53:24Don't worry about it. My new wife is pregnant.
00:53:28This time, you'll get a real grandchild.
00:53:30Thanks for helping me earlier.
00:53:35Why are you two being so formal?
00:53:40You're married now and he's my dad.
00:53:43Why does this kid make me feel so close?
00:53:50Hey new dad, my name is Kimmy.
00:53:53I got this name because my mommy ate kiwis everyday when she was pregnant with me.
00:54:00This kid's a bit of a chatterbox.
00:54:03Kimmy, even though mommy is divorced, I'll give you double the love.
00:54:08It's fine since my real dad doesn't treat you well he's dead to me.
00:54:12Out with the old, in with the new.
00:54:14This new one looks pretty good.
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:18I totally agree.
00:54:19Can you pass me the marriage agency details later?
00:54:26So, when can we get the paperwork done for my green card?
00:54:31After you meet my grandpa first.
00:54:34Actually, I married you because my grandpa is really sick.
00:54:38And I wanted to make his wish come true.
00:54:41So it's a win-win for both of us.
00:54:44Should I get some of the $500 back?
00:54:47You're a woman and you've made more sacrifices.
00:54:51I'd like to give you five grand for that.
00:54:56Well, you work hard as a mechanic.
00:55:00I hope my son grows up to be as filial as you.
00:55:07Can we go see my grandpa now?
00:55:09Since I'm meeting your family, let me put on my fanciest outfit to make you look good.
00:55:15Let's go.
00:55:19Wow.
00:55:24Welcome home.
00:55:26I didn't expect the maids to dress so fancy.
00:55:30But why does your grandpa live in such luxury while you're only a mechanic?
00:55:34My grandpa is the butler here.
00:55:37He has worked for the family all his life and now that he's sick, so they let him stay here.
00:55:43Well, Kimmy, stay here and play for a little while.
00:55:48Mommy will be right back.
00:55:50Okay.
00:55:51So this is my granddaughter-in-law.
00:55:55So beautiful.
00:55:57Here's a little something from grandpa.
00:56:00It's not much.
00:56:02Just 30,000 grand.
00:56:0430,000 grand?
00:56:07No, no.
00:56:09It's ground.
00:56:11Grandpa means have your feet on the ground.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:14I'll stay grounded.
00:56:16Mommy, I need to poop.
00:56:22Is this your child?
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:25Jessica and I dated before.
00:56:27I didn't want to get married and ran away when I found out she was pregnant.
00:56:32We met again this year and I realized she's the one for me.
00:56:35You irresponsible scoundrel.
00:56:38I'm gonna beat you to death.
00:56:41Daddy said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:56:44Come find me real Transformers in a PS5, right, Daddy?
00:56:47Yeah, for sure.
00:56:50You look just like Ryan did when he was a little boy.
00:56:54I'll give you shares in the company.
00:56:57Huh?
00:56:58Company... shares?
00:57:01Grandpa's been watching Marvel movies from dead.
00:57:03He's a bit senile and thinks he's Black Panther.
00:57:07Wakanda forever!
00:57:14I've already found a lawyer.
00:57:16So I think the green card issue will be resolved soon.
00:57:22Great.
00:57:24Once the green card is sorted out, we can go ahead with the divorce then.
00:57:28And part a ways on good terms.
00:57:30Daddy just said he spent his whole life making it up to us.
00:57:35Making it up to us, that sounds pretty short.
00:57:41Let me take you both for dinner.
00:57:43Consider it our last meal together.
00:57:46Hmm.
00:57:48Eating out is expensive.
00:57:50Let's just cook at home and you can pay for the groceries.
00:57:53What?
00:58:0930 bucks for a fish?
00:58:11That's a lot of money.
00:58:13No, wait.
00:58:15You're willing to spend 30 bucks on a fish?
00:58:17Are you a billionaire?
00:58:21No, I'm not a billionaire.
00:58:23But do we really need to be this frugal?
00:58:25No.
00:58:26This is called being thrifty.
00:58:28You don't earn much fixing cars.
00:58:30So we have to watch our expenses.
00:58:32Alright.
00:58:34Too bad.
00:58:36It would be delicious grilled.
00:58:37But river fish are cheap, but they don't taste as good as sea fish.
00:58:41Forget it, Mommy.
00:58:43Mommy, just let's look at the cheaper shellfish today.
00:58:49Switch it, please.
00:58:55The vendor just checked, and these fish swam from the Atlantic into the Hudson River.
00:58:59They shall be priced as river fish.
00:59:02It's also good.
00:59:03Looks like this fish is meant for my pot.
00:59:05Yes, I'll take this one.
00:59:11Mommy's cooking tastes good, right?
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:14This is amazing.
00:59:16So this is what home-style dishes taste like.
00:59:18Don't you usually get to eat these home-style dishes?
00:59:21Uh...
00:59:23Oh, yes, right.
00:59:24You're always at the repair shop.
00:59:26Probably eating burgers and sandwiches on the floor.
00:59:28Tonight, sit tight and enjoy your meal.
00:59:32Then I'm really lucky.
00:59:34I can't take it.
00:59:35Be gentle.
00:59:37Mommy, what's that noise from upstairs?
00:59:43Well, this place has terrible soundproofing.
00:59:53I'll go tell them to keep it down.
00:59:59Who is it?
01:00:00What's with the knocking?
01:00:06Ugh.
01:00:07Isn't that your ex-wife, Jessica?
01:00:09Divorce and still showing up here?
01:00:11How shameless.
01:00:12Are you done yet, bitch?
01:00:13I'm telling you.
01:00:14No way we're getting back together again.
01:00:15Okay.
01:00:17I live downstairs.
01:00:19You guys are too loud and disturbing the neighbors.
01:00:22How can you afford a place like this?
01:00:24A tenant complaining about noise to a homeowner?
01:00:27You don't even have the right.
01:00:29Jessica, stop acting cheap.
01:00:32Emily and I are getting married soon.
01:00:34You can come to the wedding and eat some good food.
01:00:36I'll only show up for your funeral.
01:00:39I advise you to be careful.
01:00:40Don't die in bed.
01:00:42Or, it might cost two lives.
01:00:44How dare you!
01:00:45Uh-oh.
01:00:49Point at my wife again and I'll chop off your fingers.
01:00:53I mean it.
01:00:54Bozo.
01:00:57Your wife is a nobody.
01:00:58A bitch.
01:00:59I've checked.
01:01:00You're just a mechanic.
01:01:01How dare you talk to me like that.
01:01:03I work at RG Group.
01:01:04Earning 200 grand a year.
01:01:06You're gonna lose your job soon.
01:01:09I'm Lucian Collins.
01:01:10A manager at RG Group.
01:01:12Do you really think I'm afraid of you?
01:01:15Alright, you said it yourself.
01:01:18I'm gonna make a call.
01:01:23I need you to do something for me.
01:01:25Cheap slut.
01:01:26You and a mechanic are perfect for each other.
01:01:28You should rot together and have a bunch of poor kids.
01:01:40Hey, Mr. James.
01:01:42What?
01:01:44I'm fired?
01:01:48Please, give me another chance.
01:01:51So, Lucian, now we can call you a loser Collins, right?
01:01:57What's going on?
01:01:58Shut up.
01:01:59Why did you lose your job?
01:02:01What did you say?
01:02:02You said to me?
01:02:09I'm looking to move to a different place.
01:02:13Because I don't want my kid growing up in a toxic environment.
01:02:16Yeah, my budget is still one and a half grand.
01:02:19And I want this place to be as possible from my current neighborhood.
01:02:24Okay.
01:02:31You know, Jessica, I know a place that may fit your needs.
01:02:35Really?
01:02:36It's right across the street from Timmy's new school.
01:02:38Oh, great.
01:02:39Let's set up a viewing with the real estate agent ASAP.
01:02:43Okay.
01:02:46Jason, rent this apartment in Queens to her.
01:02:50But don't reveal your identity, alright?
01:02:52Got it, boss.
01:02:53I'll dress up so good that even my mom won't recognize me.
01:02:59This is my dream apartment.
01:03:01Ryan?
01:03:04Ryan?
01:03:05When the landlord shows up, act nice.
01:03:08You know landlords can be unpredictable.
01:03:11They might not rent to us.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:19Hello, everyone.
01:03:21My name is Jason Carter.
01:03:23I'm the landlord.
01:03:24So you're the ones interested in renting this apartment?
01:03:26I'm not short of money.
01:03:28So I'm not in a rush.
01:03:29I'm just looking for someone who clicks with me.
01:03:32I have a stable job and really simple social circle.
01:03:36And no bad habits.
01:03:38So I'm a perfect candidate.
01:03:41My mommy's only flaw is that she's a bit of a new freak and loves cleaning.
01:03:46Sounds nice.
01:03:47But no pets allowed in my apartment.
01:03:52I just promised him a puppy.
01:03:53Um, I mean, no females, but males are okay.
01:04:04Why?
01:04:06I just, uh, prefer guys.
01:04:09Mr. Carter, we really like this place.
01:04:12But what's the rent?
01:04:14The rent is one to two grand.
01:04:17One to two grand?
01:04:18Um, I mean, like one buck to two grand.
01:04:25Depending on how I'm feeling today.
01:04:31I was already surprised by the cheap rent of a grand to two grand.
01:04:36I didn't expect it could go even lower.
01:04:38Could it be that someone passed away here?
01:04:40By the way, have you ever been divorced?
01:04:42I mean, I'm so unhappy about my divorce.
01:04:47So I can't stand happy couples.
01:04:50Yeah, I've been divorced.
01:04:52And my ex was a total jerk.
01:04:54My mommy works hard to support him, but he cheated on her.
01:04:57Oh, honey.
01:04:59I can totally relate.
01:05:01So, this apartment's yours for one grand per month.
01:05:04And by the way, I'm also giving you two months for free.
01:05:08That's great.
01:05:09Oh, hey!
01:05:13Oh, truly our lucky star.
01:05:20Good acting.
01:05:22Thanks for the compliment, boss.
01:05:24To get into character for this tough guy role,
01:05:27I watched the entire Die Hard series ten times last night.
01:05:30Starting next month, your salary goes up by three grand.
01:05:35Whoa!
01:05:37Thank you so much, my dear boss.
01:05:39It's just part of my job.
01:05:41Even though Mrs. Gray was bugged by her loud neighbor before,
01:05:44she's now come out of it okay.
01:05:46I'm super happy for her.
01:05:48Alright, go buy all the apartments around that noisy one
01:05:51and have parties there 24-7.
01:05:54You got that?
01:05:55I want all the parties.
01:05:56Make sure they never have a moment's peace.
01:05:58Not a single silent moment.
01:06:00Okay, got it, sir.
01:06:01Oh, sir.
01:06:02You said you'd file for divorce after taking her to meet with Mr. Chairman?
01:06:08Now that...
01:06:10Grandpa's still not doing great.
01:06:12So, let's wait a bit longer.
01:06:15Go home quickly.
01:06:17Ah, my boss always acts so decisively.
01:06:21And yet, this time, the Gray family is really having a first lady.
01:06:26I mean, this place has everything. It's perfect.
01:06:30Alright guys, I hope we have a good time here.
01:06:36I'll be off end.
01:06:38Thanks for finding us this place.
01:06:40And by the way, where do you live?
01:06:42The Upper East Side.
01:06:44The Upper East Side?
01:06:45Uh...
01:06:46Isn't that where all the rich people live?
01:06:48I mean, I live somewhere to the north of the Upper East Side.
01:06:52You know, in one of those shabby apartments.
01:06:55Well, that's quite a commute from Brooklyn to work.
01:06:57How about you stay here in one of the three bedrooms?
01:07:03You'll save some trouble, and we'll feel safer.
01:07:07No rent.
01:07:09Just help out with chores.
01:07:14Well, if you're not comfortable with it.
01:07:17Okay, great. Please say yes.
01:07:24Alright, I can't say no to a kid.
01:07:29He's just so cute.
01:07:31I just can't say no.
01:07:36You guys are living together now?
01:07:38Don't tell me you're actually considering making it real.
01:07:40He's hot, but he doesn't have any dough.
01:07:41You know, money isn't everything.
01:07:44What matters is having a good character.
01:07:47You didn't deny them making a real part.
01:07:50So you really are thinking about it?
01:07:52Supervisor, someone mentioned your name and wants to use the staff discount for our wedding banquet.
01:07:59Who would that be?
01:08:02Lucien, you have some nerve using my employee discount for your second wedding.
01:08:07Actually, when you marry my son, you're his forever.
01:08:11Using your discount is giving you an honor.
01:08:16Cut the crap.
01:08:17We're customers, and she's just a lowly waitress.
01:08:21It's her job to serve us well.
01:08:23Watch your tone.
01:08:25We're booking a buffet for 200 people at $200 per head.
01:08:30The commission alone will match your one-year salary.
01:08:34When you married me, we had McDonald's for $10 a meal.
01:08:38And now it's a $200 per head buffet.
01:08:40How low can you go?
01:08:42Are you jealous?
01:08:44Jealous?
01:08:45You barely have enough to cover the cutlery costs.
01:08:48I just feel bad for her.
01:08:49She's losing both her dignity and money.
01:08:51Sweetheart, don't listen to her nonsense. I won't let you pay a dime.
01:09:01Stop trying to drive a wedge between Emily and me.
01:09:04Her dad is a big client for your hotel.
01:09:07Just one call and you'll be out of your job.
01:09:10Trust me.
01:09:11You.
01:09:12I suggest you wise up.
01:09:16I'll have you and your buddy Grace both fired.
01:09:20Hurry up and serve us the tasting menu.
01:09:25Here's the black truffle seafood bisque.
01:09:31Please enjoy.
01:09:35What's your game?
01:09:36Could it be that she was the girl that night?
01:09:47What did you do?
01:09:48You got soup all over my shoes.
01:09:49These are brand new LBs. Get down and clean them.
01:09:50What are you waiting for?
01:09:51Want to lose your job along with your best friend Grace right now?
01:09:53Get down and clean your shoes.
01:09:54What are you waiting for?
01:09:55Want to lose your job along with your best friend Grace right now?
01:09:57Get down and clean your shoes.
01:09:58Could it be that she was the girl that night?
01:10:01What did you do? You got soup all over my shoes.
01:10:05These are brand new LBs. Get down and clean them.
01:10:10What are you waiting for? Want to lose your job along with your best friend Grace right now?
01:10:15Get down and clean your shoes.
01:10:17Weren't you so full of yourself before? Look at you kneeling like that.
01:10:30People like you are only fit to be stepped on by someone like me.
01:10:39Still got the nerve to look at me? Looks like I haven't taught you enough.
01:10:47Stop!
01:10:53I think you're looking for a beating.
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