- 6/6/2025
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00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party before.
00:23I think these guys are gross.
00:25So? Yeah, here to meet the love of your life.
00:28Just the love of your night.
00:30Yeah, night.
00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:50Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:53Way to go, loser.
00:59Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
01:05Aww. Ben! You're soaked.
01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
01:13Let me help.
01:15Goodbye.
01:17I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
01:33Come with me and let's get your dry clothes.
01:37Who was that girl?
01:38She's in my classes. Major weirdo.
01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
01:46Weird.
01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
01:49Kelsey.
01:58Have we met before, Kelsey?
02:00Probably not.
02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
02:10Okay.
02:11You can turn around.
02:16Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
02:23I deserve a party.
02:25I'm so glad right.
02:26I can do it.
02:27Oh, ho!
02:28We're kicked!
02:38Ohhhh!
02:39We're kicked!
02:40Ohhhh!
02:41We're kicked!
02:42That's it.
02:43Ohhhhh!
02:44We're kicked!
02:45Orn, we're kicked!
02:46Who says that?
02:47For an hour and a half.
02:48We're kicked!
02:49We're kicked!
02:50Oh!
02:51Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
03:12Um, it's cool.
03:16You're in a fashion.
03:17I like it.
03:21But, what is that?
03:25Those are my grandma's rules.
03:29Okay.
03:29And she's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
03:33And she's kind of, um, strict.
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:39Mm-hmm.
03:40But, um, I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so.
03:45How's that going for you so far?
03:47I don't know.
03:47I kind of like breaking the rules.
03:50Me too.
03:51No, wait.
04:05I've never done a one-night stand before.
04:07Is this a one-night stand?
04:09I mean, you are, like, the king of hookups.
04:13I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
04:18That really happened.
04:32Oh, man, it's over.
04:51He's gone.
04:52And I'll probably never see him.
04:53Well, so much for that.
05:16Now the hard part.
05:21How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
05:25Can't you just text him?
05:28Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
05:31Or talk to him, for that matter.
05:34Ever again.
05:34Oh, sir Ben.
05:54Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
05:57Bro, don't call it that.
05:58And why not, good sir?
06:00Did thou not ravish thine lady?
06:03No.
06:04I mean, yeah, but I don't know, man.
06:06I kind of felt like more than that this time.
06:08Dude, you can't be serious.
06:10All right, rule one, never leave a fellow sigma behind.
06:20Rule two, say yes to trouble.
06:23And rule three, don't catch feelings.
06:28Yeah.
06:33Dude.
06:35Dude, it's for your own good.
06:37Dude, what are you doing?
06:38Dude.
06:40Hunter.
06:45Bro.
06:46Match after match.
06:48What are you doing?
06:49Knock it off.
06:50Give it back.
06:51I told you, bro.
06:52Plenty of fish in the sea.
06:56I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
06:58Ben was totally smitten with you.
07:06Okay, don't freak out.
07:08But I just matched with Ben.
07:10I knew he was a player, but this is, like, next level.
07:22It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
07:27Mary.
07:30Bright.
07:31Sorry.
07:31I'm matching with him right now.
07:34Oh my god, wait, that asshole just texted me.
07:45Sorry about earlier.
07:46I had fun last night.
07:48Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
07:51What a player.
07:55Maybe he means it.
07:57Yeah, right.
07:57Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
08:00Maybe he matched me by mistake.
08:03Or maybe you're not exclusive.
08:06So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend
08:16on some app, and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
08:22Yes.
08:25No?
08:27Wait, can you repeat the question?
08:29This is super confusing.
08:36No, you're right.
08:37You should stick to what you're good at.
08:39Hooking up.
08:40That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
08:43Have a nice life.
08:44What does that mean?
09:11Why won't it send?
09:12And I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:19I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:22What the hell?
09:25What do I do now?
09:27Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
09:29Stalk him until you can confront him, IRL.
09:32It's going to be like this.
09:59Ben, I, uh...
10:12I'm going to catch you all easy.
10:14Why can't I stop puking?
10:24Because you're super pregnant, girl.
10:28I can't take this anymore.
10:30Ben Lawson.
10:40Why do you keep avoiding me?
10:41Don't you know who you are?
10:49Don't you know who you are?
10:49No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice light.
10:53Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
10:56You were?
10:57Yeah.
10:58That's what people do after a one-night stand.
10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
11:02Ben!
11:02Shh!
11:04No.
11:20Political and economic shifts.
11:23Um, from ancient civilization to modern...
11:27M.C. Ben Benny Boy Ross.
11:32Hunter definitely made this.
11:35Who?
11:36The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
11:39You know.
11:41We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
11:44Okay, look, you're missing the point, okay?
11:46I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
11:48So you're going to go?
11:50I mean, if I can find something to wear.
11:53I mean, my clothes have really been fitting recently.
11:55Like, you don't.
11:56I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
12:06That doesn't say it on there?
12:09Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
12:16He really is dumb.
12:17So you're not going?
12:23Thanks, Scott.
12:24That was actually...
12:24Why did I sue you for once?
12:27Don't mention it.
12:28This isn't a toga party, is it?
12:43What's a toga?
12:47I think I'm going to be sick.
12:53Benny?
12:54Where have you been?
12:58Everyone at the party wants you.
13:03Especially me.
13:04Scott, I already told you.
13:06I don't think we should be together.
13:08What about just for tonight?
13:11I'm tired of your mind games.
13:13You're always planning something.
13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
13:28I don't think I'm going to be sick.
13:36Kelsey!
13:37Kelsey!
13:37Kelsey!
13:37Wait!
13:37Wow!
13:37Ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for.
13:42You know what, Skye?
13:56Maybe I do.
13:58So, did you tell him?
14:00So, did you tell him?
14:06You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
14:10Not such a great idea.
14:13You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
14:16You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
14:19I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
14:24Hmm, no.
14:26You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
14:31Baby?
14:32Oh, this is too good.
14:38I can't believe you talked me into this.
14:41I mean, if I need a drink.
14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
14:47This could be our last hurrah.
14:49Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
14:51But, whatever.
14:53Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
15:00Kelsey!
15:01Where's your drink?
15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
15:05Hmm.
15:06No.
15:07I'm okay, Skye.
15:08No!
15:09Here!
15:10I insist.
15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
15:13Oh, come on.
15:15It's just one beer.
15:16Can't hurt, right?
15:18No, Skye.
15:20What's going on?
15:21Yeah, Kelsey.
15:22Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
15:23Knock it off, Skye.
15:24She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
15:25Yeah, you're right.
15:26That would probably be bad for the baby.
15:27Baby?
15:28What baby?
15:29What baby?
15:30What baby?
15:31Oh, Kelsey.
15:32What baby?
15:33Oh.
15:34Kelsey, what baby?
15:35Come on.
15:36You're right. That would probably be bad for the baby.
15:41Baby?
15:43What baby?
15:48Kelsey, what baby?
15:50Come on.
15:54Well, awkward.
15:56Yeah, for you. Why would you do that to her?
15:59You really are a heartless bitch.
16:01But...
16:01I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
16:04Kelsey, or me? Ever.
16:08Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
16:16Help me hurry, I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
16:22Please!
16:31It's the baby one.
16:32Kelsey, it's the baby mine. Kelsey!
16:35Would it matter if it was?
16:39Would it matter if it was?
16:41Of course it would matter if it was mine.
16:43Because you're...
16:45I'm what?
16:47You!
16:48You're Ben Lawson!
16:50You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex!
16:53The sultan of sex?
16:54Yeah, and I'm just...
16:57I mean...
16:58I don't do one-night stands.
17:01You do.
17:01With you!
17:02And only you, so...
17:05Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.
17:08Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
17:10And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
17:15Ben, hold on.
17:17I never said that.
17:19You said that.
17:20You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
17:24and you were still messing around with Skye!
17:26Not on any apps.
17:27And about Skye...
17:28Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
17:29You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
17:32But I'm keeping this baby, whether you like it or not.
17:36I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
17:40I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine!
17:44I want to be a part of this baby's life.
17:46Look, I know you...
17:47But you do?
17:50Yes.
17:51More than anything.
17:53My mom was alone.
17:54My dad was never around.
17:56I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
18:00Well, what about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye?
18:06I don't care about that anymore.
18:09You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks
18:14and just live my life for myself.
18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
18:23All in goes.
18:25You like me.
18:30Just...
18:31Grandma?
18:39I know your little secret.
18:44I know your little secret.
18:47You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
18:52I don't know what you're talking about.
18:54I think you do.
18:55I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
19:04Who was that?
19:06That was my grandma.
19:09The one who made the rules.
19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because...
19:13My mom got pregnant with me in college.
19:19And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
19:23Alone.
19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
19:28Now it has.
19:31But you're not alone.
19:34I'm right here.
19:36You're not here for me.
19:37We're not together.
19:37Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
19:45Yeah.
19:46Ben Lawson?
19:50I want you to be my boyfriend.
19:54Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
19:58What?
20:00Okay, look.
20:01My grandma might know about the baby,
20:03but she doesn't know about you or us.
20:05And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
20:09she just might let me stay in school.
20:11Graduate or, you know.
20:14Like, live.
20:16Okay, but a fake relationship?
20:19Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
20:21You can still go off and...
20:23sleep around.
20:25Do whatever you want to do, okay?
20:29But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating,
20:32then she might leave you alone.
20:33I mean, if that's what you want.
20:35Okay.
20:37Hear me out.
20:40Or we could...
20:42I don't know, actually date.
20:45You know, like...
20:47make this work for the baby.
20:50I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
20:54Look, I don't want to be Skye
20:55or another one of your fangirls.
21:00I just want to survive senior year.
21:02So, what do you say?
21:13Okay, let's do this.
21:16But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
21:20Just so people don't get suspicious.
21:23I like your thinking, Wilson.
21:30Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
21:36Okay, what is my dog's name?
21:38Sir Fluffington...
21:51No, wait.
21:52Sir Fluffington...
21:55No, wait.
21:56Wrong.
21:57Sir Douglas McFluffington...
21:58Okay.
22:00Okay.
22:01What's the name of my cat?
22:03Easy.
22:04Hannah.
22:04And what kind of crazy person
22:07has a human name without a pet name?
22:10Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington III
22:13is so much better.
22:15Hmm.
22:16Okay.
22:18What do I want to be when I grow up?
22:20Another easy one.
22:21You want to be a fashion designer.
22:23I hate to break it to you,
22:25but you are a grown-up.
22:27I'm having a kid soon.
22:27Oh, shh.
22:28What do you want to be when you grow up?
22:33I am also having a kid soon.
22:35It's kind of funny how that works.
22:36No, like...
22:38What do you want to be when you grow up?
22:41I don't know, actually.
22:44Wait, so you're a senior in college
22:47and you haven't thought about the future?
22:52Honestly,
22:53I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
22:56I was never really good at school,
22:58and...
23:00Wait.
23:03A dad.
23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
23:07Looks like my dreams are coming true.
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