- 6/6/2025
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00:00Five, four, three, two, one.
00:05Happy New Year!
00:07Happy New Year, you magnificent bastards.
00:09Go enjoy your night. You certainly earned it.
00:30Cheryl, you've admired him for so long.
00:35Just go talk to him.
00:37I'm just a lowly intern, okay?
00:40He would never go for me.
00:42This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, okay?
00:45Don't you want our apartment gossip to be about more than just watching him from afar?
00:54You're right.
00:56Thank you, Busty. I'm gonna go for it.
00:58Go on, girl.
01:00You get yourself a fancy office job, and all I get is this lousy wager-send gig.
01:13Bestie my butt.
01:16What a phony.
01:19Thank you so much, Mr. Anderson, for the amazing internship.
01:26Champagne?
01:27Oh, that would be great. Yeah.
01:28Hi, how have you been doing? It's so good to see you.
01:34You too.
01:36How's the family?
01:37Good.
01:37Good.
01:38I don't have cherries.
01:40You want a cherry?
01:42I do not.
01:43I don't agree.
01:43I don't agree.
01:49They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:51They're so good.
01:52I don't know.
02:00It is delicious, like you.
02:02That's great.
02:04Your hair looks really nice.
02:05Thanks.
02:06I'm just...
02:06Good.
02:09It looks good.
02:10I just got my hair, too.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Have you seen my room?
02:29Hello, handsome.
02:31I don't want the girls to know I'm here.
02:42I don't want the girls to know I'm here.
02:47I'm here.
02:49I'm here.
02:51I'm here.
02:55I'm here.
03:00I'm here.
03:03I'm here.
03:06I'm here.
03:10Oh no, I slept with my boss.
03:31I'm so fired.
03:37Shit.
03:38Gotta run before he wakes up.
03:50Shit, shit, shit!
03:52Don't blame me, Cheryl.
03:59You gave this one up yourself.
04:04Oh shit.
04:16Oh my god.
04:18Oh shit.
04:30Oh my god.
04:34Who are you?
04:35Did we just?
04:37Look, sir, I know I'm just a waitress, but that doesn't mean you can take advantage of me.
04:49Oh my god.
04:50Wait.
04:51Don't cry.
04:54Here.
04:55Take this.
05:07I don't want your money.
05:08Sir, I finally found you.
05:09Sir, there are reporters waiting for you outside.
05:23With the IPO approaching, we can't let the media find out about...
05:27this.
05:33What can we do to help us forget about last night?
05:36Here.
05:40Just let me know what you need.
05:42Wait!
05:43I don't have anywhere else to go.
05:45Is it okay if I stay here?
05:48Stan, make sure she has everything she needs.
05:50You got it, boss.
05:58That was easy.
06:13Attention everyone!
06:14He's coming!
06:19Sir, the HR department has selected a new secretary candidate for you.
06:23An Ivy League graduate, great experience, top notch, and she's already waiting for you
06:28you and your officer.
06:32Is something wrong, sir?
06:34Nothing.
06:35No!
06:36I...
06:41No!
06:43No!
06:48No!
06:52My apologies, Mr. Henderson.
06:56I...
06:57I will find someone better.
06:58I will find someone better.
07:04Five minutes, ten seconds. New record.
07:07That's the eighth one this month.
07:10Scary.
07:12Mr. Anderson hates women that throw themselves at him.
07:16Can't blame him, though.
07:18It must be tough living with that gorgeous face every day.
07:28Her scent. So familiar.
07:33Who are you?
07:37Who are you?
07:41Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
07:51She's the new intern.
07:53Apologizing.
07:54Mr. Anderson.
07:58I'm so sorry, Mr. Anderson, I...
08:00Hold on.
08:02She's my new secretary.
08:04What?
08:05What?
08:06Like, she has, like, no experience.
08:08I've made up my mind.
08:09Okay.
08:12You start tomorrow.
08:14Carol, take care of the paperwork.
08:15Sure.
08:18Seriously, underqualified.
08:20Okay, so you're voluntarily declining a $200,000 salary.
08:25Right, I...
08:28I'm sorry, did you just say $200,000?
08:31Uh-huh.
08:33You know, actually, I feel like I'm super qualified.
08:37Uh, where do I sign?
08:38Where do I sign?
08:46Jess!
08:48You will never believe what happened to me today.
08:50I got a promotion from Liam Anderson.
08:52I got a huge bonus.
08:54Wow.
08:56What's this?
08:58Uh, Cheryl.
08:59I have something to tell you.
09:00Tell me.
09:05Uh, you know, frankly, I'm just really worried about you.
09:09Liam Anderson...
09:11You know, he's a huge fuckboy.
09:15And he's seen with a different girl almost every night.
09:19So...
09:21And there's also a rumor that he has STDs.
09:23Really?
09:24I feel like somebody would have told me that by now.
09:25Well, someone actually just posted a review on Glassdoor,
09:28saying that he harasses female employees.
09:32And then, poof!
09:33The very next day, the review's gone.
09:36You know, you get about as much justice as you can afford,
09:38and Liam Anderson can afford plenty.
09:41I just...
09:42I want you to keep your eyes open around him, okay?
09:45Thanks, Jay.
09:46I'll keep an eye open.
09:54Mr. Anderson, it's just...
09:56Uh, I finished packing.
10:03Finally.
10:05I don't need to be your shadow anymore, Cheryl.
10:21Right this way, ma'am.
10:22Right this way, ma'am.
10:32You're late.
10:34What? It...
10:35It's 8.50. Work starts at 9.
10:37If you're on time, then you're late.
10:40As Mr. Anderson's assistant, you're expected to arrive at least an hour earlier than everyone else.
10:44I was told...
10:46Mr. Anderson hates it when people are late.
10:51Keep this up, and you'll be out of a job.
10:58Hey, do you mind helping me with the...
11:00Asshole.
11:01Good morning, Mr. Anderson.
11:18Um, I'm sorry for being late today, Mr. Anderson.
11:21Won't happen again.
11:23I think everyone is entitled to a mistake.
11:26A mistake.
11:28Singular.
11:30Next time it happens, just turn your resignation in to the manager.
11:33Save us both the trouble.
11:37Did you hear that?
11:39What?
11:40What are you doing?
11:42I saw a mouse.
12:03Have you heard? Mr. Anderson has a girlfriend now.
12:05You're kidding.
12:06Hello?
12:07Uh-huh.
12:08She even moved into his place.
12:09That fast?
12:10Anyone we know?
12:13Asshole.
12:16Cheryl.
12:18Let's go.
12:19Uh, where are we going?
12:21I didn't tell you.
12:22We have a meeting with a client later.
12:24It's not on the calendar.
12:26It is now.
12:27Finish your work.
12:28Meet me at the restroom.
12:30Don't be late.
12:35Sorry, I'm almost late.
12:41I...
12:42Ah!
12:43Just on time.
12:44Cheryl, here you are.
12:46This is Mr. Chevalier.
12:48Pleasure to meet you.
12:54What's that?
12:56It's Lille Le Blanc.
12:58Imported directly from France.
12:59Surely you've had sampled such before?
13:02Um...
13:03I'm not a huge fan of wine.
13:11Okay.
13:12Have you ever used a fork before?
13:30Anderson, your secretary has zero manners.
13:33Why in hell would you bring her out in public?
13:35She's nothing but a sad and useless pathetic peasant.
13:38I am so sorry, sir.
13:40I...
13:41Mr. Chevalier.
13:43Apparently uncouth rednecks, like myself,
13:46aren't suited to do business with high and mighty men like you.
13:55Cheryl.
13:57Let's go.
14:02Maybe.
14:03Anderson, wait.
14:04I'm sure we can work something out.
14:06Would you please reconsider?
14:08Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you okay?
14:10Why did you stand up for me?
14:11Because...
14:12I care about...
14:13Because...
14:14I care about...
14:16Because...
14:17I care about...
14:18My employees.
14:21Right.
14:22And if it wasn't for me...
14:23Keeping you out of trouble...
14:24Because I care about my employees, and if it wasn't for me keeping you out of trouble,
14:43you'd be a terrible representation for this company.
14:50What's that for?
14:52I thought you needed to throw up more.
14:55Water?
14:58Let's get you back to your place.
15:07That Lily Barnes is strong.
15:09Clearly.
15:11You're home early.
15:15I have to go, Mr. Anderson.
15:20Wait.
15:21Don't go.
15:22Don't go.
15:23I'm your assistant.
15:37Don't go.
15:38I'm your assistant.
15:40What are you doing?
15:41Liam, you're drunk.
15:55Let's get you to bed.
16:10You smell different.
16:11New perfume.
16:12Do you like it?
16:13I hate it.
16:14Fuck it.
16:15Jess?
16:16Hey, I'm just wondering, what perfume do you use?
16:31You always smell so nice.
16:32Um, I don't wear perfume.
16:33Maybe it's my body wash?
16:34The vanilla one, right?
16:35Yeah.
16:36Wait, Jess, where are you?
16:38You haven't responded to any of my calls or texts.
16:57Don't worry about me.
16:59I'm doing great.
17:01I've just been so, so busy.
17:02Oh, one sec. I'm actually getting another call right now.
17:05What's that? You need me to handle a million dollar venture?
17:09Oh, I can handle that. You can count on me.
17:12Wait, Jess, can we hang out sometime?
17:29Shit.
17:32Hey, you want to join us for happy hour tomorrow?
17:42I have plans.
17:44Ooh, got a hot date on Valentine's Day?
17:47Lucky girl. Does he have a six pack?
17:51I didn't realize tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
17:55Cheryl, my office. Now.
17:59He's not going to ask me to pay for his medical bills, is he?
18:14Cheryl, I need you to have your presentation for the new design launch ready by tomorrow.
18:30Tomorrow? I haven't even started my research yet.
18:45Are you quitting?
18:47Okay, Mr. Anderson. I'll have it ready by tomorrow.
18:51Wait.
18:54Something's been bothering me.
18:59Oh, no. He recognizes me from that night.
19:01I couldn't help but notice your shoes.
19:09My shoes?
19:10Interesting design.
19:14Um, I'll have them replaced by tomorrow.
19:17Do you have plans after work?
19:20Wait, is he asking me for a date?
19:23Mr. Anderson.
19:39Welcome.
19:41Can I help you find anything?
19:43I'm looking for a Valentine's Day gift.
19:46Of course.
19:48A gift for Mrs. Anderson.
19:51Please take a look at these.
19:53They're the newest design by our top designer.
19:56I think there's a misunderstanding.
19:58Just try them on.
19:59I just want to see them.
20:05Here.
20:07My goodness, they look gorgeous on you, ma'am.
20:18What do you think, Mr. Anderson?
20:20I'll take them.
20:25$8,000.
20:26It's more than half a year's worth of rent.
20:28Those seem like they are more in my price range.
20:41Never mind.
20:44I'll take those, too.
20:51Rich people these days.
20:58Well, if there's nothing else you need, Mr. Anderson,
21:02I'll see you tomorrow at work.
21:04Wait.
21:07These are for you.
21:14I can't accept these.
21:16Take them.
21:17You're going to be going on a lot of meetings with me.
21:19You need to represent the company.
21:45So much.
21:54They look great on you.
21:55Um, these aren't going to come out of my paycheck, are they?
21:59If you keep asking me questions like that,
22:01that's exactly what's going to happen.
22:06Cheryl!
22:08What a coincidence!
22:10Ben!
22:16Hi.
22:19I'm sorry.
22:20I didn't realize you were busy.
22:22Oh, no, I'm not.
22:23I guess I'm kind of working.
22:24This is my boss, Liam Anderson.
22:27Mr. Anderson, this is my best friend, Ben.
22:29Oh, nice to meet you, sir.
22:30Likewise.
22:31Oh, that's a very firm handshake.
22:34Um, Cheryl, can I have a word with you?
22:36Yeah.
22:42I thought you were going to go to the concert with Jess tonight.
22:45Oh, um, she hasn't been responding to any of my calls.
22:49Don't worry.
22:50I'll give her a few more calls, I promise.
22:51You'll get to see her in a couple of days.
22:53What are you doing here?
22:54Oh, well, I just bought these and I was planning on dropping them off at your house, but since I ran into you here, there they are. Surprise.
23:06Ben, I love them.
23:09Oh, Mr. Anderson, you're still here.
23:14I expect to see your presentation tomorrow.
23:17Shit.
23:18Okay.
23:19I have to go, Ben.
23:20Hope you get a better boss than me.
23:21No.
23:22Thank you for the gifts.
23:23Wait.
23:24I'll give you a ride.
23:25Bye, Ben.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Alright.
23:28So, um, oh my god.
23:29Do you think that's a celebrity?
23:30She's wearing sunglasses at night.
23:32Why would a celebrity be here?
23:33Gosh, she looks just like the woman your boss would hate the most.
23:37Oh, she's coming this way.
23:38Oh, uh, sorry.
23:39The table has been taken.
23:40Jess?
23:41Jess!
23:42Jess!
23:43Did you know it was a prank?
23:44Oh my god.
23:45Do you think that's a celebrity?
23:46She's wearing sunglasses at night.
23:47Why would a celebrity be here?
23:51Gosh, she looks just like the woman your boss would hate the most.
23:55Oh, she's coming this way.
23:58Oh, sorry.
24:03The table has been taken.
24:05Jess?
24:08Jess, long time no see, my friends.
24:16Wow, Jay, you look great.
24:19Oh, come on. Don't tell me you didn't recognize me.
24:22Are you kidding? I was blown away.
24:26Yeah, Jay, you've changed a lot.
24:29Yes, well, you could say I figured out how to live in the moment.
24:36So, what kind of work have you been up to?
24:38I heard you were working on some million dollar deal.
24:41Oh, well, let's just say I found a really amazing investment opportunity.
24:48And they say I have great business sense.
24:53Are you sure they're legit?
24:55You should be careful. There's a lot of pig butchering scammers out there.
25:00Did you just call me a pig?
25:02No, no, no. That's not what I meant at all.
25:04Oh, I see.
25:09You're just jealous that I'm no longer stuck in your shadow.
25:14No, Cheryl is just worried about you.
25:16And you always take her side.
25:20Make me feel like I'm the third wheel.
25:22Um, why didn't you tell us you got a new boyfriend?
25:26Who told you I have a boyfriend?
25:32This is your account, isn't it?
25:33Okay, so what?
25:38I can't have a rich boyfriend buy me nice things?
25:40No, that's not what I'm saying.
25:42I mean, I'm just worried you're getting scams, okay?
25:45We're just looking out for you.
25:46Yeah, we're just worried about...
25:48I mean, can we maybe meet him?
25:52Oh, okay, I see what's going on here.
25:55You think because I'm just some poor waitress,
25:57I can't have a rich boyfriend and a proper job, huh?
25:59Is that it?
26:00No, that's not what we mean at all, okay?
26:02We've been friends for years.
26:03We're just looking out for you.
26:05Yeah, let's just sit down, talk it through.
26:08There's nothing to talk about, okay?
26:12Look, guys, here's all the money I owe you from the years, okay?
26:17Okay, now we're even.
26:24Jess!
26:29Wait, where are you going?
26:31Let's go after her, okay?
26:33She's probably getting scammed.
26:47She unfollowed me on Instagram.
26:50Hey, hey, maybe she's just upset.
26:52Let's give her some time to cool off, okay?
26:55But abandoning us like that?
26:59That's betrayal.
27:01Did I do something wrong?
27:06Wait.
27:06I know this neighborhood.
27:10My boss lives around here.
27:13Oh, my God.
27:14Maybe she isn't lying.
27:15Get on it, Ben.
27:16On it.
27:21What was that?
27:22Shit, we lost her.
27:36Get back in the car.
27:37I'll have to call a tow truck.
27:40What's wrong?
27:40What the heck?
27:52Yeah, I've heard this is a popular make-out point.
27:56Wait, is that Cheryl?
27:58There's a problem with the product launch.
28:01I need to get Cheryl to my house to fix it now.
28:03At this hour?
28:04No more distractions.
28:26Liam, babe, tonight you'll be entirely mine.
28:34You're a homeless workaholic, making me work overtime again.
28:53So, this is Mr. Anderson's type.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:14I am so sorry, Miss.
29:15I will leave right now.
29:21Where do you think you're going?
29:22Uh, don't you have plans with your girlfriend?
29:27My only plans tonight are to figure out whether I hired an incompetent secretary and if I need to fix it.
29:33But your girlfriend...
29:35What are you talking about?
29:38Fine.
29:39What do you not like about my work?
29:41Do you need me to redo my designs or...
29:43Do you need me to teach you how to do your job?
29:46Just redo it.
29:47As you wish.
29:48What?
29:49I messed up your plans for a romantic evening.
29:52What are you talking about?
29:54Don't play dumb with me.
29:55You're not leaving here until you finish it.
29:59Go.
30:00Honestly, I had no idea you had such a wild side, Cheryl.
30:16Makes me wonder what you're like in private.
30:18Oh, no.
30:19He must know I'm the girl who slept with him that night.
30:21Uh, sometimes when I drink too much, I make bad decisions.
30:31Is that your excuse for sneaking around and making out?
30:34Huh?
30:35I'm sorry for the interruption, Mr. Anderson, but...
30:39Ms. Brown is sick.
30:45Wait right here.
30:53Ms. Brown is experiencing common stomach pain.
30:56I've prescribed some medication for her.
30:59She'll be fine.
31:00You should get some rest.
31:08Liam, wait!
31:11Could you stay with me tonight?
31:14Listen.
31:15The only reason I let you stay with me is because you said you had nowhere else to go.
31:19If that's not good enough, you can take the million dollar offer and leave.
31:25Mr. Anderson, Ms. Davis left.
31:30Cheryl, if I can't have him, then neither can you.
31:45Oh.
31:46My.
31:48God.
31:49Oh, this is stunning.
31:52Oh, it must have cost a fortune.
31:55Oh, I have to show everyone.
31:57Oh, my God.
31:58Not for Mr. Anderson.
31:59Oh, and, um, here's a little something from me.
32:08Carol.
32:11It's nothing.
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:13You shouldn't have.
32:17Wow.
32:18This is...
32:19This is very thoughtful of you.
32:21Of course.
32:24Ma'am.
32:25Ma'am.
32:25You are the future of Mrs. Anderson, okay?
32:29And if there is anything that I can do for you, just let me know.
32:36Well, you know, there's...
32:39There's this girl, Cheryl, that works at the company.
32:44What about her?
32:44She's been flirting with Liam a lot recently, and I don't know, I think it's starting to
32:58become a problem, if you know what I mean.
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01Don't worry, ma'am.
33:02I'll make sure that Cheryl knows her place.
33:05Take a look at these.
33:25My apologies, Mr. Anderson.
33:35I did not manage my team properly.
33:40Why are you still standing here?
33:43Redo it.
33:44Now.
33:45I think you're misunderstanding.
33:48Cheryl did a great job.
33:49Mm-hmm.
33:50There you go.
34:03Okay.
34:05Listen up, everyone.
34:08This launch will directly affect our upcoming IPO.
34:13So, everything needs to be perfect.
34:16In a moment, I will be modeling and presenting our new design.
34:23Andy, are the shoes ready?
34:25All set, Carol.
34:26Good.
34:27Okay.
34:29So.
34:32Hey, Carol, are you okay?
34:34I can't.
34:34You're having an allergic reaction.
34:37What did you eat this morning?
34:39Just the coffee.
34:40Cheryl brought me.
34:41Hazelnuts?
34:47Latte?
34:48Carol is allergic to hazelnuts.
34:50I just got what she ordered.
34:52I didn't know.
34:53Cheryl, I specifically asked you to get me a regular latte.
34:57You must have misheard me.
34:59Guys, what's going on?
35:01Our biggest shareholders are waiting.
35:03Mr. Anderson, there's been an accident.
35:06Cheryl gave Carol a hazelnut latte, and she's allergic.
35:10It's my fault, sir.
35:13I should have read the label before drinking.
35:17It's okay.
35:18Get some rest.
35:18We'll figure it out.
35:20Who are we going to find to replace Carol?
35:24It's time.
35:26Oh, okay.
35:27The Crystal Custom shoes are a size five.
35:30There's very few people that can fit into them.
35:33I'm a size five.
35:34I could try.
35:38Cheryl, are you sure?
35:40No, but I'll do my best.
35:46Good.
35:46Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
35:48Have her ready for stage.
35:49Yes, sir.
35:49Yes, sir.
36:10Sir, I feel much better now.
36:20I can go up and host.
36:22Let's give her some more time.
36:23Good afternoon, everyone.
36:40Cheryl.
36:41Are you sure?
36:43No, but I'll do my best.
36:48Good.
36:49Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
36:50Have her ready.
36:53Good afternoon, everyone.
37:06My name is Cheryl, and I'll be your host.
37:09Now let's begin.
37:10Today, I will be sharing our newest shoe line, the Crystal Collection.
37:28Our team has been working really hard on it to create a great shoe for the modern-day women.
37:35We aim to use...
37:37That will allow you to do all of those things and maybe run a few miles, too.
37:48And thank you all for being here today.
38:02You did so well.
38:04You saved the day.
38:07You look stunning.
38:09You should dress like this more often.
38:11Maybe I won't.
38:21I'd like to make a toast to Cheryl.
38:26You did an outstanding job today.
38:31On behalf of the company, I'm going to give you a new sports card.
38:34And a raise for everybody else.
38:38Yay!
38:46Oh, I'll take a raise.
38:49Yeah.
38:49This is actually pretty good.
38:51Perfect.
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