- 6/6/2025
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00:00Five, four, three, two, one.
00:05Happy New Year!
00:07Happy New Year, you magnificent bastards.
00:09Go enjoy your night. You certainly earned it.
00:30Cheryl, you've admired him for so long.
00:35Just go talk to him.
00:37I'm just a lowly intern, okay?
00:40He would never go for me.
00:42This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, okay?
00:45Don't you want our apartment gossip to be about more than just watching him from afar?
00:54You're right.
00:56Thank you, Busty. I'm gonna go for it.
00:58Go on, girl.
01:00You get yourself a fancy office job, and all I get is this lousy wager-send gig.
01:13Bestie my butt.
01:16What a phony.
01:19Thank you so much, Mr. Anderson, for the amazing internship.
01:26Champagne?
01:27Oh, that would be great. Yeah.
01:28Hi, how have you been doing? It's so good to see you.
01:34You too.
01:36How's the family?
01:37Good.
01:37Good.
01:38I don't have cherries.
01:40You want a cherry?
01:42I do not.
01:43I don't agree.
01:43I don't agree.
01:49They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:51They're so good.
01:52They're so good.
01:52There we go.
01:59Mmm-hmm.
02:00It is delicious.
02:01Like you.
02:01That's great.
02:04Your hair looks really nice.
02:05Thanks.
02:06I've just gotten it.
02:09It looks good.
02:10I just got my hair too.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:24Have you seen my room?
02:29Hello handsome.
02:31I don't want the girls to know I'm here.
02:41I'm here.
03:11Oh no. I slept with my boss. I'm so fired.
03:37Shit. Gotta run before he wakes up.
03:41Shit. Shit. Shit.
03:59Don't blame me, Cheryl.
04:01You gave this one up yourself.
04:11Oh shit.
04:13Oh my god.
04:15Oh shit.
04:17Oh my god.
04:19Who are you?
04:21Did we just...
04:23Look, sir, I know I'm just a waitress, but...
04:25But that doesn't mean you can take advantage of me.
04:27Oh my god.
04:28Don't cry.
04:29Here.
04:30Take this.
04:31Here.
04:32Take this.
04:33Oh my god.
04:34Oh my god.
04:35Oh my god.
04:36Don't cry.
04:37Here.
04:38Here.
04:39Take this.
04:41I don't want your money.
04:42Sir.
04:43I finally found you.
04:44I...
04:45I...
04:46I finally found you.
04:47I...
04:48Sir.
04:49There are reporters waiting for you outside.
04:50Sir.
04:51There are reporters waiting for you outside.
04:52Oh my god.
04:53Oh my god.
04:54Oh my god.
04:55Don't cry.
04:56Here.
04:57Take this.
04:58I don't want your money.
04:59Sir.
05:00I finally found you.
05:13I...
05:14Sir.
05:15There are reporters waiting for you outside.
05:19With the IPO approaching, we can't let the media find out about...
05:27This.
05:28What can we do to help us forget about last night?
05:37Here.
05:38Just let me know what you need.
05:42Wait!
05:43I...
05:44Don't have anywhere else to go.
05:46Is it okay if I stay here?
05:48Stan.
05:49Make sure she has everything she needs.
05:51You got it boss.
05:52That was easy.
05:59Attention everyone!
06:00He's coming!
06:01Sir.
06:02The HR department has selected a new secretary candidate for you.
06:08An Ivy League graduate.
06:09Great experience.
06:10Top notch.
06:11And she's already waiting for you in your office, sir.
06:14Is something wrong, sir?
06:15Nothing.
06:16Nothing.
06:17Nothing.
06:18No.
06:19I...
06:20I...
06:21I...
06:22I...
06:23I...
06:24I'm Billy.
06:36No!
06:37I...
06:38I....
06:50My apologies, Mr. Henderson. I will find someone better.
07:05Five minutes, ten seconds. New record.
07:07That's the eighth one this month. Scary.
07:12Mr. Anderson hates women that throw themselves at him.
07:15Can't blame him, though. It must be tough living with that gorgeous face every day.
07:28Her scent. So familiar.
07:33Who are you?
07:37Who are you?
07:42I'm sorry, sir. Um...
07:45I'm sorry, Mr. Anderson. I'm sorry, Mr. Anderson. I...
08:01Hold on.
08:03She's my new secretary.
08:05What?
08:06What?
08:07Like, she has, like, no experience.
08:09I've made up my mind.
08:10Okay.
08:12You start tomorrow.
08:13Carol, take care of the paperwork.
08:16Sure.
08:19Seriously, underqualified.
08:21Okay, so you're voluntarily declining a $200,000 salary.
08:26Right, I...
08:27I'm sorry, did you just say $200,000?
08:32Uh-huh.
08:33You know, actually, I feel like I'm super qualified.
08:38Uh, where do I sign?
08:39Jess, you will never believe what happened to me today.
08:50I got a promotion from Liam Anderson.
08:52I got a huge bonus.
08:55Wow.
08:56What's this?
08:58Uh, Cheryl.
08:59I have something to tell you.
09:01Tell me.
09:06Uh, you know, frankly, I'm just really worried about you.
09:10Liam Anderson...
09:12You know, he's a huge fuckboy.
09:15And he's seen with a different girl almost every night.
09:19So...
09:20And there's also a rumor that he has STDs.
09:23Really?
09:24I feel like somebody would have told me that by now.
09:26Well, someone actually just posted a review on Glassdoor saying that he harasses female employees.
09:33And then, poof, the very next day, the review's gone.
09:37You know, you get about as much justice as you can afford.
09:39And Liam Anderson can afford plenty.
09:41I just...
09:43I want you to keep your eyes open around him, okay?
09:45Thanks, Jay.
09:46I'll keep an eye open.
09:47Mr. Anderson, it's just...
09:57Uh, I finished packing.
10:04Finally.
10:05I don't need to be your shadow anymore, Cheryl.
10:17Right this way, ma'am.
10:32You're late.
10:34What?
10:35It's 8.50.
10:36Work starts at 9.
10:37If you're on time, then you're late.
10:40As Mr. Anderson's assistant, you're expected to arrive at least an hour earlier than everyone else.
10:45I was told Mr. Anderson hates it when people are late.
10:52Keep this up, and you'll be out of a job.
10:59Hey, do you mind helping me with the...
11:00Asshole.
11:09Good morning, Mr. Anderson.
11:15Um, I'm sorry for being late today, Mr. Anderson.
11:22Won't happen again.
11:24I think everyone is entitled to a mistake.
11:27A mistake.
11:29Singular.
11:30Next time it happens, just turn your resignation in to the manager.
11:33Save us both the trouble.
11:38Did you hear that?
11:39What?
11:40What are you doing?
11:43I saw a mouse.
12:03Have you heard?
12:04Mr. Anderson has a girlfriend now.
12:05You're kidding.
12:07For real?
12:07Uh-huh.
12:08She even moved into his place.
12:10That fast?
12:11Anyone we know?
12:14Asshole.
12:16Cheryl.
12:18Let's go.
12:19Uh, where are we going?
12:21I didn't tell you.
12:22We have a meeting with a client later.
12:24It's not on the calendar.
12:26It is now.
12:28Finish your work.
12:29Meet me at the restroom.
12:30Don't be late.
12:31I'm sorry.
12:31I'm sorry.
12:35Sorry, I'm almost late.
12:42I...
12:42Ah!
12:43Just on time.
12:44Cheryl, here you are.
12:46This is Mr. Chevalier.
12:48Pleasure to meet you.
12:55What's that?
12:56It's Lille-Lévelant.
12:58Imported directly from France.
13:00Surely you've had a...
13:01sampled such before?
13:03Um, I'm not a huge fan of wine.
13:12Okay.
13:25Have you ever used a fork before?
13:31Anderson, your secretary has zero manners.
13:33Why in hell would you bring her out in public?
13:36She's nothing but a sad and useless, pathetic peasant.
13:39I am so sorry, sir.
13:41I...
13:41Mr. Chevalier.
13:43Apparently uncouth rednecks, like myself, aren't suited to do business with high and mighty men like you.
13:50Cheryl, let's go.
13:58Let's go.
13:58Let's go.
14:09Anderson, oh wait.
14:09Hey, I'm sure we can work something out.
14:11Would you please reconsider?
14:17Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you okay?
14:21Why did you stand up for me?
14:23Because I care about...
14:26my employees.
14:36Right.
14:37And if it wasn't for me, keeping you out of trouble, you'd be a terrible representation for this company.
14:46What's that for?
14:52I thought you needed to throw up more.
14:55Uh, water?
14:59Let's get you back to your place.
15:02Sorry.
15:07That lily bar's fucking strong.
15:10Clearly.
15:11It's strong.
15:12You're home early.
15:16I'm here.
15:20Uh, I have to go, Mr. Anderson.
15:33Wait.
15:38Don't go.
15:40I'm your assistant.
15:42What are you doing?
16:06Liam, you're drunk.
16:07Let's get you to bed.
16:10You smell different.
16:12New perfume.
16:13Do you like it?
16:14I hate it.
16:16Fuck it.
16:22Ah!
16:23Jess?
16:24Hey, uh, I'm just wondering, what perfume do you use?
16:45You always smell so nice.
16:46Um, I don't wear perfume.
16:49Uh, maybe it's my body wash?
16:51The vanilla one, right?
16:52Yeah.
16:53Wait, Jess, where are you?
16:55You haven't responded to any of my calls or texts.
16:58Oh, don't worry about me.
16:59I'm doing great.
17:01I've just been so, so busy.
17:03Um, ooh, ooh, one sec.
17:04I'm actually getting another call right now.
17:06What's that?
17:07You need me to handle a million dollar venture?
17:09Oh, I can, I can handle that.
17:11You can count on me.
17:13Okay, sure.
17:13I can run.
17:14Wait, Jess, can we hang out sometime?
17:16Oh, shit.
17:40Hey, uh, you want to join us for happy hour tour?
17:43I have plans.
17:45Ooh, got a hot date on Christmas.
17:46Valentine's Day?
17:48Lucky girl.
17:50Does he have a six-pack?
17:53I didn't realize tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
17:56Cheryl, my office.
17:59Now.
18:13He's not going to ask me to pay for his medical bills.
18:16Is he?
18:17Is he?
18:34Cheryl.
18:35I need you to have your presentation for the new design launch ready by tomorrow.
18:41Tomorrow?
18:42I haven't even started my research yet.
18:45Are you quitting?
18:45Okay, Mr. Anderson, I'll have it ready by tomorrow.
18:51Wait.
18:54Something's been bothering me.
18:56Oh, no.
18:56Oh, no.
19:00He recognizes me from that night.
19:04I couldn't help but notice...
19:06Your shoes.
19:10My shoes?
19:14Interesting design.
19:16Um, I'll have them replaced by tomorrow.
19:18Do you have plans after work?
19:21Wait, is he asking me for a date?
19:38Mr. Anderson!
19:39Welcome.
19:42Can I help you find anything?
19:44I'm looking for a Valentine's Day gift.
19:47Of course.
19:49A gift for Mrs. Anderson.
19:52Please take a look at these.
19:54They're the newest design by our top designer.
19:57I think there's a misunderstanding.
19:59Just try them on.
20:00I just want to see them.
20:01Here.
20:15My goodness, they look gorgeous on you, ma'am.
20:19What do you think, Mr. Anderson?
20:21I'll take them.
20:26$8,000?
20:27It's more than half a year's worth of rent.
20:29Yes.
20:31Those seem like they are more in my price range.
20:43Never mind.
20:45I'll take those too.
20:52Rich people these days.
20:53Well, if there's nothing else you need, Mr. Anderson, I'll see you tomorrow at work.
21:05Wait.
21:07These are for you.
21:14I can't accept these.
21:16Take them.
21:17You're going to be going on a lot of meetings with me.
21:20You need to represent the company.
21:23So much.
21:47So much.
21:48They look great on you.
21:56Um, these aren't going to come out of my paycheck, are they?
22:00If you keep asking me questions like that, that's exactly what's going to happen.
22:03Cheryl!
22:07What a coincidence!
22:10Ben!
22:11Hi.
22:12Hi.
22:13Hi.
22:14Hi.
22:15I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were busy.
22:22Oh, no, I'm not.
22:23I guess I'm kind of working.
22:25This is my boss, Liam Anderson.
22:27Mr. Anderson, this is my best friend, Ben.
22:29Nice to meet you, sir.
22:30Likewise.
22:31That's a very firm handshake.
22:34Cheryl, can I have a word with you?
22:36Yeah.
22:37I thought you were going to go to the concert with Jess tonight.
22:45Oh, um, she hasn't been responding to any of my calls.
22:49Don't worry.
22:50I'll give her a few more calls, I promise.
22:52You'll get to see her in a couple of days.
22:54What are you doing here?
22:55Uh, well, I just bought these and I was planning on dropping them off at your house.
23:00But since I ran into you here, there they are.
23:05Surprise.
23:06Ben, I love them.
23:12Oh, Mr. Anderson, you're still here.
23:15I expect to see your presentation tomorrow.
23:18Shit.
23:19Okay, I have to go, Ben.
23:20I hope you get a better boss than me.
23:22Oh, damn.
23:23Thank you for the gifts.
23:25Wait.
23:26I'll give you a ride.
23:30Bye, Ben.
23:39Yeah.
23:40Alright.
23:41So, um, oh my god.
23:43Do you think that's a celebrity?
23:45She's wearing sunglasses at night.
23:46Why would a celebrity be here?
23:51Gosh, she looks just like the woman your boss would hate the most.
23:56Oh, she's coming this way.
23:59Oh, uh, sorry.
24:03The table has been taken.
24:08Jess?
24:09Jess?
24:10Long time no see, my friends.
24:15Wow.
24:16Jay, you look great.
24:19Oh, come on.
24:20Don't tell me you didn't recognize me.
24:22Are you kidding?
24:23I was blown away.
24:25Yeah, Jay, you've changed a lot.
24:28Yes, well, you could say I figured out how to, uh, live in the moment.
24:35Uh, so what kind of work have you been up to?
24:38I heard you were working on some million dollar deal.
24:40Oh, um, well, let's just say I found a really amazing investment opportunity and, uh, they say I have great business sense.
24:52Are you sure they're legit? You should be careful. There's a lot of pig butchering scammers out there.
24:58Did you just call me a pig?
25:01No, no, no. That's not what I meant at all.
25:04Oh, I see.
25:08You're just jealous that I'm no longer stuck in your shadow.
25:12No, Cheryl is just worried about you.
25:16And you always take her side.
25:20Make me feel like I'm the third wheel.
25:23Um, why didn't you tell us you got a new boyfriend?
25:26Who told you I have a boyfriend?
25:31This is your account, isn't it?
25:36Okay, so what?
25:37I can't have a rich boyfriend buy me nice things?
25:39No, that's not what I'm saying. I mean, I'm just worried you're getting scams, okay?
25:44We're just looking out for you.
25:46Yeah, we're just worried about...
25:48I mean, can we maybe meet him?
25:51Oh, okay, I see what's going on here.
25:55You think because I'm just some poor waitress I can't have a rich boyfriend and a proper job, huh? Is that it?
26:00No, that's not what we mean at all, okay? We've been friends for years. We're just looking out for you.
26:05Yeah, let's just sit down, talk it through.
26:07There's nothing to talk about, okay?
26:11Look, guys, here's all the money I owe you from the years, okay?
26:19Now we're even.
26:23Jess!
26:24Wait, where are you going?
26:26Let's go after her, okay? She's probably getting scammed.
26:33She unfollowed me on Instagram.
26:49Hey, hey, maybe she's just upset. Let's give her some time to cool off, okay?
26:54But abandoning us like that?
26:58That's betrayal. Did I do something wrong?
27:05Wait. I know this neighborhood. My boss lives around here.
27:11Oh my God. Maybe she isn't lying.
27:14Get on it, Ben.
27:16On it.
27:20What was that?
27:33Shit, we lost her.
27:35Just get back in the car. I'll have to call a tow truck.
27:39What's wrong?
27:49What the heck?
27:51Yeah, I've heard this is a popular make-out point.
27:56Wait, is that Cheryl?
27:58There's a problem with the product launch.
28:00I need to get Cheryl to my house to fix it now.
28:03At this hour?
28:21No more distractions.
28:25Liam, babe.
28:27Tonight, you'll be entirely mine.
28:30You're a homeless workaholic making me work overtime again.
29:00So, this is Mr. Anderson's type.
29:13Oh my God, I am so sorry, miss. I will leave right now.
29:20Where do you think you're going?
29:24Uh, don't you have plans with your girlfriend?
29:26My only plans tonight are to figure out whether I hired an incompetent secretary
29:31and if I need to fix it.
29:33But your girlfriend...
29:35What are you talking about?
29:37Uh, fine.
29:39What do you not like about my work?
29:41Do you need me to redo my designs or...
29:43Do you need me to teach you how to do your job?
29:45Just redo it.
29:47As you wish.
29:49What? I messed up your plans for a romantic evening.
29:52What are you talking about?
29:53Don't play dumb with me.
29:54You're not leaving here until you finish it.
29:59Go.
30:13Honestly, I had no idea you had such a wild side, Cheryl.
30:16Makes me wonder what you're like in private.
30:17Oh, no. He must know I'm the girl who slept with him that night.
30:24Uh, sometimes when I drink too much, I make bad decisions.
30:30Is that your excuse for sneaking around and making out?
30:34Huh?
30:35I'm sorry for the interruption, Mr. Anderson, but...
30:39Miss Brown is sick.
30:45Wait right here.
30:46Miss Brown is experiencing common stomach pain.
30:56I've prescribed some medication for her.
30:59She'll be fine.
31:00You should get some rest.
31:06Liam, wait!
31:09Could you stay with me tonight?
31:13Listen.
31:15The only reason I let you stay with me is because you said you had nowhere else to go.
31:18If that's not good enough, you can take the million dollar offer and leave.
31:25Mr. Anderson, Miss Davis left.
31:27Cheryl, if I can't have him, then neither can you.
31:45Oh.
31:46My.
31:47God.
31:49Oh, this is stunning.
31:52Oh, it must have cost a fortune.
31:54Oh, I have to show everyone.
31:57Oh, my God.
31:58Not for Mr. Anderson.
32:01Oh.
32:03And, um, here's a little something from me.
32:08Carol.
32:10It's nothing.
32:12Oh, my gosh. You shouldn't have.
32:17Wow. This is...
32:19This is very thoughtful of you.
32:21Of course.
32:23Ma'am.
32:25Ma'am.
32:26You are the future of Mrs. Anderson.
32:29Okay? And...
32:31If there is anything that I can do for you, just let me know.
32:35Well...
32:37You know, there's...
32:39There's this girl, Cheryl, that works at the company.
32:43What about her?
32:44She's been flirting with Liam a lot recently, and...
32:56I don't know, I think it's starting to become a problem.
32:59If you know what I mean.
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01Don't worry, ma'am.
33:02I'll make sure that Cheryl...
33:04...knows her place.
33:05Take a look at these.
33:07I don't know.
33:08That's right.
33:12Let me know.
33:16I don't know.
33:18I don't know.
33:20I don't know.
33:21Take a look at these.
33:32My apologies, Mr. Anderson.
33:35I did not manage my team properly.
33:40Why are you still standing here?
33:43Redo it.
33:44Now.
33:45I think you're misunderstanding.
33:48Cheryl did a great job.
33:51Here you go.
34:03Okay.
34:05Listen up, everyone.
34:07This launch will directly affect our upcoming IPO.
34:13So, everything needs to be perfect.
34:17In a moment, I will be modeling and presenting our new design.
34:21Okay.
34:23Andy, are the shoes ready?
34:25All set, Carol.
34:26Good.
34:27Okay.
34:29So.
34:32Carol, are you okay?
34:34I can't.
34:35You're having an allergic reaction.
34:37What did you eat this morning?
34:39Just the coffee.
34:40Cheryl brought me.
34:41Hazelnuts?
34:47Latte?
34:48Carol is allergic to hazelnuts.
34:50I just got what she ordered.
34:52I didn't know.
34:53Cheryl, I specifically asked you to get me a regular latte.
34:57You must have misheard me.
34:59Guys, what's going on?
35:01Our biggest shareholders are waiting.
35:03Mr. Anderson, there's been an accident.
35:06Cheryl gave Carol a hazelnut latte, and she's allergic.
35:12It's my fault, sir.
35:13I should have read the label before drinking.
35:15It's okay.
35:18Get some rest.
35:18We'll figure it out.
35:20Who are we going to find to replace Carol?
35:24It's time.
35:26Oh, okay.
35:27The Crystal Custom shoes are a size five.
35:30There's very few people that can fit into them.
35:33I'm a size five.
35:34I could try.
35:37Cheryl, are you sure?
35:40No, but I'll do my best.
35:46Good.
35:46Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
35:48Have her ready for the stage.
35:49Yes, sir.
36:10Sir, I feel much better now.
36:20I can go up and host.
36:22Let's give her some more time.
36:37Good afternoon, everyone.
36:40My name is Cheryl, and I'll be your host.
37:09Now, let's begin.
37:16Shit.
37:23Today, I will be sharing our newest shoe line, the Crystal Collection.
37:29Our team has been working really hard on it to create a great shoe for the modern-day women.
37:35And we aim to use the materials that will allow you to do all of those things, and maybe run a few miles, too.
37:48And thank you all for being here today.
38:02You did so well.
38:04You saved the day.
38:06You look stunning.
38:09You should dress like this more often.
38:11Maybe I will.
38:12I'd like to make a toast to Cheryl.
38:24You did an outstanding job today.
38:28Woo!
38:29Yay!
38:31On behalf of the company, I'm going to give you a new sports card.
38:35Oh, yeah!
38:37And a raise for everybody else.
38:39Yay!
38:40Yay!
38:40Yay!
38:44I'm going to raise.
38:49Yeah.
38:49This is actually pretty good, pretty good.
38:54Good.
38:55Good.
38:58Good.
38:59Good.
39:04Good.
39:05Good.
39:05Good.
39:06Good.
39:07Good.
39:07Good.
39:07Good.
39:08Good.
39:08Good.
39:08Good.
39:08Good.
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