- 6/6/2025
Straight A Pregnancy (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party before.
00:23I think these guys are gross.
00:25So? Yeah, here to meet the love of your life.
00:28Just the love of your night.
00:30Yeah. No.
00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:50Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:53Way to go, loser.
00:59Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
01:05Aww. Ben! You're soaked.
01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
01:13Let me help.
01:15Goodbye.
01:17I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
01:33Come with me and let's get your dry clothes.
01:37Who was that girl?
01:38She's in my classes. Major weirdo.
01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
01:46Weird.
01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
01:49Kelsey.
01:58Have we met before, Kelsey?
02:00Probably not.
02:01I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
02:10Okay.
02:11You can turn around.
02:16Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
02:23I'm so glad you're here.
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:29We're killing!
02:30Oh, no!
02:31That's...
02:33One, two, three guys.
02:38Oh!
02:40Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:46Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:49Oh!
02:50Oh!
02:51Oh!
02:52Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.
03:15It's cool.
03:16You're in a fashion.
03:17I like it.
03:18But what is that?
03:26Those are my grandma's rules.
03:29She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
03:33And she's kind of strict.
03:40But I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me.
03:44So how's that going for you so far?
03:46I don't know.
03:47I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
03:49Me too.
04:03Wait, I've never done a one night stand before.
04:06Is this a one night stand?
04:08I mean, you are like the king of hookups.
04:13I have been told that I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
04:25I don't know.
04:30It's a one night stand.
04:31That really happened.
04:35oh man it's over he's gone and i'll probably never see him
05:05well so much for that
05:16now the hard part how do i tell ben lawson that he is having a baby can't you just text him
05:27yeah i don't really think he wants me to text him or talk to him for that matter
05:33ever again
05:52oh sir ben back from another noble conquest i presume bro don't call it that and why not good sir
06:00did thou not ravish thine lady no i mean yeah but i don't know man i kind of felt like more than that
06:07this time dude you can't be serious
06:15um all right rule one never leave a fellow sigma behind rule two say yes to trouble
06:22and rule three don't catch feelings yeah
06:34dude dude it's for your own good dude what are you doing
06:38hunter bro match after match what are you doing knock it off give it back
06:51i told you bro plenty efficiency
06:56i'm sure there's an explanation for it ben was totally smitten with you
07:00okay don't freak out but i just matched with ben
07:13but i just matched with ben
07:17wow you know what i knew he was a player but this is like next level
07:22it hasn't even been an hour since he left
07:27mary
07:30right sorry i'm matching with him right now
07:42oh my god wait that asshole just texted me
07:44okay sorry about earlier i had fun last night would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji
07:53what a player maybe he means it yeah right do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps
08:00maybe he matched me by mistake or maybe you're not exclusive
08:06so you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone leave match with their best friend
08:16on some app and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again yes
08:25no wait can you repeat the question this is super confusing
08:32no you're right you should stick to what you're good at hooking up
08:40that's all it ever was and that's all it ever will be have a nice life
08:56what does that mean why won't it send i think it means your baby daddy blocked you
09:16I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
09:22What the hell?
09:23What do I do now?
09:26Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
09:28Stalk him until you can confront him IRL.
09:46I'm gonna catch you all easy.
10:14Why can't I stop puking?
10:24Because you're super pregnant girl.
10:28I can't take this anymore.
10:38Ben Lawson, why are you avoiding me?
10:44It's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice light.
10:52Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
10:56You were?
10:57Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.
10:59They don't talk to each other anymore.
11:01Ben!
11:02Shh!
11:04No.
11:08I thought it was a little...
11:10Whatever.
11:11I'm sorry, I don't know.
11:12I'm sorry.
11:13I'm sorry.
11:14I'm sorry.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:16I'm sorry.
11:17I'm sorry.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Political and economic shifts.
11:23From ancient civilization to modern...
11:27M.C. Ben Benny Boy lost it.
11:31Hunter definitely made this.
11:35Who? The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
11:39You know, we've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
11:43Look, you're missing the point, okay? I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
11:47So you're gonna go?
11:49I mean...
11:51If I can find something to wear. I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
11:55Like, you don't.
11:57Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
12:05That doesn't say it on there.
12:07Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
12:11Maybe I should stop hooking up with him. He really is dumb.
12:15He really is dumb.
12:17So you're not going?
12:23Thanks, Scott. That was actually...
12:25Very nice of you for once.
12:27Don't mention it.
12:29This isn't a toga party, is it?
12:43What's a toga?
12:45I think I'm gonna be sick.
12:49It's a toga party.
12:51It's a toga party.
12:53Benny, where have you been?
12:59Everyone at the party wants you. Especially me.
13:03Scott, I already told you. I don't think we should be together.
13:07What about just for tonight?
13:09I'm tired of your mind games. You're always planning something.
13:13Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
13:33Now I'm probably gonna be sick.
13:35Kelsey!
13:37Kelsey!
13:39Wait!
13:41Wow!
13:43Ditching me for that loser?
13:45Is like you have feelings for him.
13:47You know what, Skye?
13:49Maybe I do.
13:51So?
13:52Did you tell him?
13:53Hmm.
13:54You know in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
13:57Not such a great idea.
13:59You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
14:01You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
14:05I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and...
14:07What's going on?
14:09I don't know.
14:10I don't know.
14:11I don't know.
14:12I don't know.
14:13I don't know.
14:14I don't know.
14:15I don't know.
14:16I don't know.
14:17But I don't know.
14:18I don't know.
14:19Like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and play house.
14:23Hmm.
14:24No.
14:25You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
14:30Baby?
14:31Oh, this is too good.
14:38I can't believe you talked me into this.
14:40I mean, if I need a drink.
14:42Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
14:46This could be our last hurrah!
14:48Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
14:50But, whatever.
14:51Ooh, I'm gonna go check out the snack.
14:59Kelsey!
15:00Where's your drink?
15:01You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
15:04Hmm.
15:05No.
15:06I'm okay, Skye.
15:07No!
15:08Here!
15:09I insist.
15:10Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
15:12Oh, come on.
15:13It's just one beer.
15:15Can't hurt, right?
15:16No, Skye.
15:17Yo!
15:18What's going on?
15:19Yeah.
15:20Kelsey!
15:21Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
15:22Knock it off, Skye.
15:23She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
15:24Yeah, you're right.
15:25That would probably be bad for the baby.
15:27Baby?
15:28What baby?
15:29What baby?
15:30What baby?
15:31Oh.
15:32Kelsey, what baby?
15:33Come on.
15:34Oh.
15:35Oh.
15:36Awkward.
15:37Awkward.
15:38Yeah, for you.
15:39Why would you do that to her?
15:40You really are a heartless bitch.
15:41But, I don't wanna see you around Kelsey.
15:43Oh, I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
15:44No, I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
15:45Maybe you didn't want to.
15:46You didn't want to.
15:47Yeah, you're right.
15:50That would probably be bad for the baby.
15:54Baby?
15:55What baby?
15:56Yeah, for you. Why would you do that to her? You really are a heartless bitch.
16:00But...
16:01I don't want to see you around Kelsey. Or me. Ever.
16:07Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
16:16Mary, I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
16:21Please!
16:26It's the baby mine.
16:32Kelsey, it's the baby mine. Kelsey!
16:35Would it matter if it was?
16:38Would it matter if it was?
16:41Of course it would matter if it was mine!
16:43Because you're...
16:45I'm what?
16:47You! You're Ben Lawson! You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex!
16:53The sultan of sex?
16:54Yeah, and I'm just...
16:57I mean...
16:58I don't do one night stands.
17:00You do?
17:01With you! And only you, so...
17:04Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben!
17:07Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
17:10And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything!
17:15Hold on. I never said that. You said that.
17:19You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here, and you're still messing around with Skye!
17:25Not on any apps. And about Skye...
17:27Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter. You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
17:31Okay, but I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
17:35I mean, my mom was a single mom, and I turned out fine.
17:39I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine!
17:43Coach, I want to be a part of this baby's life.
17:45Look, I know you...
17:47But you do?
17:48Yes. More than anything. My mom was alone. My dad was never around. I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
18:01Well, what about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye?
18:06I don't care about that anymore. You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks and just live my life for myself.
18:16I know what it's like to go through life alone.
18:18I know what it's like to go through life alone.
18:22All in goes. You're like me.
18:37Grandma?
18:38I know your little secret.
18:43I know your little secret.
18:46You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
18:51I don't know what you're talking about.
18:53I think you do.
18:55I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
19:03Who was that?
19:05That was my grandma.
19:08The one who made the rules.
19:10The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college and she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
19:23Alone.
19:24My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so now it has.
19:31But you're not alone.
19:33I'm right here.
19:35You're not here for me. We're not together.
19:37Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
19:44Yeah.
19:46Ben Lawson?
19:49I want you to be my boyfriend.
19:50Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
19:56What?
19:57Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
20:03And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship, she just might let me stay in school.
20:09Graduate or, you know, like, live.
20:15Okay, but a fake relationship?
20:18Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
20:20You can still go off and sleep around or do whatever you want to do, okay?
20:28But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
20:32I mean, if that's what you want.
20:35Okay.
20:37Hear me out.
20:40Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
20:45You know, like, make this work for the baby.
20:50I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
20:53Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
21:00I just want to survive some more year.
21:05So, what do you say?
21:09Okay, let's do this.
21:15But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
21:19Just so people don't get suspicious.
21:21I like your thinking, Wilson.
21:22Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
21:35Alright.
21:36Time to hit the books.
21:37Okay.
21:38What is my dog's name?
21:39Sir Fluffington?
21:40No, wait.
21:41Wrong.
21:42Sir Douglas McFluffington.
21:43No, wait.
21:44Wrong.
21:45Sir Douglas McFluffington.
21:46Okay.
21:47Okay.
21:48Okay.
21:49What is my dog's name?
21:52What's the name of my cat?
21:53Easy.
21:54Hannah.
21:55And what kind of crazy person has a human name without a pet name?
21:58Okay.
21:59Okay.
22:00Okay.
22:01What's the name of my cat?
22:02Easy.
22:03Hannah.
22:04And what kind of crazy person has a human name without a pet name?
22:09Okay.
22:10Okay.
22:11Because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
22:14Hmm.
22:15Okay.
22:16What do I want to be when I grow up?
22:19Another easy one.
22:20You want to be a fashion designer.
22:22I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
22:26I'm having a kid soon.
22:27Shh.
22:28What do you want to be when you grow up?
22:32I am also having a kid soon.
22:34It's kind of funny how that works.
22:36No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
22:41I don't know, actually.
22:43Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
22:51Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
22:56I was never really good at school and, wait, a dad.
23:04I've always wanted to be a dad.
23:06Looks like my dreams are coming true.
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