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00:00Woo-hoo! Say cheese.
00:10What are you doing?
00:12France Mahani-san making out for the homeless girl.
00:15What a shame. Everybody needs to see it.
00:18Give it back.
00:18Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's too late.
00:21The video is already on the internet.
00:25Have a nice day.
00:30Whatever fits into this shoe is going to go to Balrogate.
00:46And what about this?
00:49Are you kidding? We're not going to...
00:57No, give it back.
00:58No. Give it back if you're going.
01:00No. It's just...
01:02It's just going to...
01:03Well, now it's your turn.
01:07No.
01:11And I'll give you much more.
01:13Just a little later.
01:17Please.
01:17Get up.
01:38Excellent. Let's go.
01:40What's now?
01:45A hundred bucks each to my friends and I'm in.
01:50But now?
01:52Whatever you say, Cinderella.
01:57Let's go.
01:58Are you sure this all is a good idea?
02:10Relax and don't be so nervous.
02:12Your job is just to have fun until I or a friend will call you.
02:15Is that your husband?
02:18Yeah.
02:19My greatest friend, my honey.
02:21Future mayor of this city.
02:23And this one is...
02:25Nobody.
02:25Just forget about him.
02:27You better get something to eat at the buffet.
02:30I'll be right back soon.
02:31Be careful with that.
02:59Oh, sorry.
03:00Um, are you going to eat this?
03:08Why?
03:09If it was less than 10 seconds on the floor, then it doesn't count, right?
03:18Oh, um, well, I guess I'm not hungry.
03:22Oh, good evening.
03:23Hi.
03:24Honey, what's up?
03:26Um, let me introduce you to this...
03:29lady.
03:31She's so...
03:32special.
03:34Mm-hmm.
03:35Um, Stacey Brown.
03:38So, that's what special means.
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:48Oh, well, Mr. and Mrs. Carlson, as I see, you have already met our special guest, right?
03:58Yeah.
03:59So, this is your special friend.
04:02Exactly.
04:03By the way, the Oscars are amazing today.
04:06You should try them.
04:07Stacey, enjoy.
04:08No, thank you.
04:09I'm not hungry.
04:10What's wrong?
04:11Um, you're gonna love them, for sure.
04:13Um...
04:14Go ahead.
04:15Just try.
04:16Uh...
04:17Well, nice try, Stacey, but you're supposed to slurp it next time, dear.
04:23Oh, in your language, it sounds like...
04:25Right?
04:26I can't bring this to death.
04:27Karina, she's so funny.
04:28Where did you find her?
04:29In a hamster.
04:30This is a classic homeless case.
04:33Well, nice choice, Stacy, but you're supposed to slurp it next time, dear.
04:41Oh, in your language, it sounds like...
04:43Right?
04:48I can bring this to death.
04:50Kirina, she's so funny.
04:52Where did you find her?
04:53In a hamster.
04:55This is a classic homeless case.
04:58So you invited me here just to make fun of me with your friends?
05:05But it's still funny, isn't it?
05:08Yeah?
05:09Yeah.
05:09Well, then you know what?
05:11I'm the classic human case.
05:16Oh, maybe 2000 and you keep hanging out with us?
05:21No?
05:22It's so sad.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:26It's a good one.
05:27Cheers.
05:27You don't like oysters, either?
05:38It's another kind of joke.
05:40I'm going to slap you.
05:41Whoa, whoa.
05:43I'm sorry.
05:46I just haven't seen you here around before.
05:48Kirina dragged me here to make fun of me.
05:53Oh, yeah.
05:55That's her style.
05:56Oh, I can't stand her.
06:02Why?
06:03Because Kirina and her friends.
06:08Anyway, I'm sick of these rich people.
06:11Do you have any plans tonight?
06:13Well, look, these aren't my clothes, and, uh, well, I'm homeless.
06:25Actually, I'm homeless.
06:28So what?
06:32Usually nobody talks to me after that.
06:34I don't care.
06:35One more thing. I have burritos in the backyard. Wanna join me?
06:45Well, that sounds definitely better than oysters.
06:50Good.
06:52Oh, um...
06:55Oh, and these pharaohs are called Dortmunds, and they're very hardy, and they save moisture for other plants.
07:02And they say that they are red because a drop of blood from Aphrodite's food fell on them.
07:08Wow.
07:09Yeah.
07:10How do you know what it is?
07:12Well, um...
07:14I went to the uni, and I was supposed to be a plant eater.
07:20So, why didn't you?
07:23Well, um...
07:27In my third year, my, uh...
07:32My mom got sick.
07:34With cancer.
07:36And, uh...
07:38You know, um...
07:40The insurance didn't cover everything, so...
07:44We had to sell basically everything.
07:47And, uh...
07:48Then it was all in vain.
07:50And, um...
07:53My mom passed away.
07:55And my dad basically, um...
07:59Couldn't stand the grief.
08:00The grief.
08:01I'm sorry.
08:04Well, anyway, that's how I became a homeless breeder.
08:09A homeless breeder?
08:11Yeah.
08:12That's a good one.
08:13Yeah.
08:14Wait, so you are...
08:18You are the son of the same Frank Mahoney?
08:23Yeah, that's right.
08:25Karina will soon be my stepmother.
08:27And it's the worst thing that could ever happen.
08:30And why didn't you tell me about your father?
08:33You hate rich people.
08:36You wouldn't have talking to me.
08:38Money is just a tool, and...
08:40People should be charged by their actions.
08:45I'm sorry.
08:47I wanted you to like me because I like you.
08:51Then, uh...
08:54Let's run away.
09:00Wait.
09:02What about dad?
09:03I have to explain him everything.
09:05And how are we going to leave?
09:07We are going to figure something out.
09:09Together.
09:10Come on.
09:11I'm sorry.
09:12I...
09:13I...
09:14I can't.
09:17I have to...
09:18Oh, you just like the rest of them.
09:20I wasn't shocked when I saw that.
09:32Just talked to her.
09:33Uh...
09:34Oh.
09:35It was.
09:36Karina showed me everything.
09:39Karina showed me everything.
09:43Are you going to feel much?
09:44You brought her here.
09:45You humiliated her.
09:46I threw this party so that all the serious elite was born.
09:49And now who am I to them?
09:51An idiot whose son kisses a silly homeless woman.
09:54Don't talk about her like that.
09:55No.
09:56You're going to get on the mic and say it was a joke.
09:59And that the homeless belong in the dumpster.
10:01I won't.
10:02Then you're not getting another penny from me.
10:04Ladies and gentlemen, I think you've all seen that video right now.
10:16But it was a joke by my son.
10:19He will explain everything.
10:21No.
10:22No.
10:23No.
10:24No.
10:25No.
10:26No.
10:27No.
10:28So...
10:29No.
10:30No.
10:31I don't think he just just took me.
10:32That...
10:33Why did you feel that?
10:34No.
10:35No.
10:36No.
10:37No.
10:38No.
10:39No.
10:40No.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:43No.
10:44No.
10:45No.
10:46No.
10:47No.
10:48No.
10:49No.
10:50No.
10:51are worth the dirt and Stacey's fingernail.
10:55She came here with a sincere heart and you mocked her?
10:59You know what? I'd rather be in a dumpster with her
11:02than here with you.
11:06You're such a stupid idiot.
11:08Don't even dare to show up in our wedding.
11:12You idiot.
11:15And there will be no wedding, Karina.
11:22Bender, Bender.
11:29You're not gonna fit in the dress anyway?
11:33You look like a sack of potatoes, girls.
11:37Hi.
11:40Are you digging in any homeless people?
11:43Um, what are you doing here?
11:52I told them all what I really think about them.
11:58Now I'm out of dad's money and out of the house.
12:03Wow.
12:04Well, they're not like the one you make, but, um...
12:09Well, they're not like the one you make, but, um...
12:25It looks not bad.
12:33So, um...
12:36What are we gonna do now?
12:39What do you mean?
12:41Two of us?
12:44Yeah.
12:45You and me, what are we gonna do?
12:46You know, I have an idea.
12:58There you go.
13:03Thank you so much.
13:05We are open every day.
13:06We'll help everyone.
13:07I love you.
13:08I just wanted to tell you how much I love you.
13:16I love you too.
13:18Very much.
13:27What are you doing here?
13:34Is your family?
13:35Yeah.
13:39Are you okay?
13:41Yeah.
13:42I'm fine.
13:44Pain is inevitable.
13:45Suffering is optional.
13:47You remember it?
13:48Yeah.
13:49You're still my son.
13:52I have a surprise for you.
13:53Do you mind?
13:54Sure.
13:57Antonio!
13:58We are ready!
14:08What the hell is this?
14:13Hang out like a real man tonight.
14:15Out of your mind?
14:16I'm not saying it worked to your fancy.
14:19Thanks God, Mother of Dad, so she doesn't have to see what you've become.
14:24Girls?
14:25Hmm?
14:26I'm sorry.
14:27I'm an idiot.
14:28You're the devil.
14:29You're unbearable.
14:32Please.
14:33Sit down.
14:39I'm sorry.
14:41I will never become better.
14:43But I'd like to spend my last days with you.
14:46That's it.
14:51Okay.
14:52Is this...
15:03Is this for me?
15:05Yeah.
15:06That's for you.
15:08Who else needs money?
15:16Come on, take it.
15:17It's all for you.
15:19San, wait.
15:21I need to talk to you.
15:22Please.
15:23Yes, be careful.
15:27No, yeah, sure.
15:30Hey, San.
15:32How's my boy scout doing?
15:35Why are you here?
15:37I decided to be like you.
15:39A giver, not a taker.
15:42You know?
15:44I have some.
15:48Mmm.
15:53Smells good.
15:54Try it.
16:04That's disgusting.
16:06Only beggars could eat this.
16:10Sorry.
16:12We just came out.
16:14Dad.
16:16Do me a favor.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Go ahead.
16:19Get the hell out of here.
16:32Son, I'm dying.
16:36Only got a week.
16:37Maybe two weeks to leave.
16:38Get out!
16:45Honey.
16:49Why did you do that to him?
16:53I guess he's a jerk.
16:55Yeah, but this jerk is your father.
16:59You know, so you better...
17:01You two better make up.
17:03You know, you might not have another chance.
17:05Another chance.
17:12Here you are.
17:16What are you doing here?
17:18I gave you a lot of money.
17:20Sir, thank you.
17:22But I gave all of it for Stacy and Ake.
17:26Are you crazy?
17:27Why did you do that?
17:28They took care of us.
17:31And they are such nice couple.
17:35I thought it was for the best.
17:38And you are good father.
17:41Thank you for raising such great son.
17:46Here is your suit.
17:48Ah, thank you, sir.
17:49Sir.
18:08Dave, can I talk to you for a sec?
18:10I wanted to ask you something.
18:18Uh...
18:20Stacy.
18:21You like her, don't you?
18:24Is that some kind of joke?
18:25No, serious.
18:30She's...
18:33She's special.
18:36She's the kind of person you wanna wake up with and fall asleep with.
18:41You know, I used to say the same words about your mom.
18:49Here.
18:51This is the latest Elizabeth's waiting for you.
18:55She wanted me to give it to you when you found the right person.
18:58Dad, I...
19:00I wasn't expecting this.
19:02Jake.
19:06And...
19:08I'm sorry.
19:09There is so much that didn't get done in this life.
19:12Just...
19:13Don't waste your time in vain.
19:17I won't.
19:25Uh, honey.
19:28Yeah?
19:30I've been wanting to say this for a long time ago.
19:33Dad?
19:34Call an ambulance.
19:35Dad!
19:37Where's my phone?
19:39Can you tell me how much time he has left?
19:41Well...
19:42Your father needs partial liver transplants.
19:43So, tell me, please, when you are available for the preparation to the surgery.
19:48Me?
19:49Preparation?
19:50I'm sorry.
19:51I'm sorry.
19:52I just thought, uh...
19:53You know, in such cases, the best candidate is close relatives.
19:57Uh...
19:58He didn't say anything to me.
19:59I see.
20:00Anyway, if you change your mind, just fill out this one.
20:03Thank you, Doctor.
20:04Come on.
20:06Good.
20:07Good.
20:08Well, Eddie.
20:09close relatives he didn't say anything to me nice anyway if you change your mind
20:18just fill out this one
20:22thank you dr. okay well daddy
20:28everything's going to be all right honey okay yeah it will when he's gone what what are you talking
20:46about don't you get it it wasn't a sentimental thing he just wanted me to be a donor for him
20:53i know your father is something but i mean this is still your father you know and if there's any
20:58chance to save him we should try i'm not gonna help a man who thinks only about himself
21:10where are you going well i need to take some fresh air
21:16sir sir wake up what
21:24what are you doing here i'm sorry but it's almost 10 o'clock there is a real line here
21:34oh uh stacy was supposed to cook him tonight she is not here what do you mean she's not here
21:42uh none of us have seen her it's 10 in the morning she she was supposed to come in last night
21:51become the phone come on
22:04damn it sir are you okay
22:12Where is that form, Stacy?
22:31Hi.
22:32Jake.
22:34You're here.
22:35You're a believer. Why did you do this?
22:37Because that's your father.
22:39You know why?
22:42My dad and my mom left me too early before I even realized how much I love them.
22:50Despite all of the difficulties in our relationship.
22:53I'm sorry. I was such a jerk.
22:56It's not me you should apologize into.
23:04Dad.
23:05I...
23:09Thanks to Stacy Amfeister.
23:16I just...
23:20I only thought of you when I needed help.
23:23I wish I'd done it sooner.
23:27Please forgive you, old man.
23:30No, you forgive me.
23:32I was too proud and stopped Byrne to make the first step to makeup.
23:38You're just like your mom.
23:41Don't waste your time in me.
24:02Honey, what...
24:03What happened, honey?
24:08I've been wanting to say this for a long time.
24:14I've been wanting to say this for a long time.
24:19I haven't done it.
24:20No worries!
24:21I love you.
24:22Have a long time...
24:24I have to think about.
24:28I know...