Jones & Keefe: We need Marco Sturm nicknames

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00:00So we're getting a lot of really good Marco Sturm nicknames.

00:03Now this is dangerous, because we did this before with Bregman,

00:07and it really took over not just one show, but weeks of shows.

00:11Maybe a whole week's work.

00:12Foghorn Breghorn is still just ingrained in my memory.

00:16We never settled on a Bregman nickname, did we?

00:18He didn't like any of them, because the Greg Hill Show presented them.

00:21They gave him a few down in spring training, and he was like, nah, these are no good.

00:25Bregulators!

00:26Bregulators!

00:28Malna!

00:29That was the Bregulators.

00:30The Bregulators.

00:31He's like, you guys call me Alex.

00:32Yeah, well, when he comes back from the I.L., maybe we can settle on that.

00:35Yeah, yeah.

00:35A lot of good Breg, bro.

00:38Sick Breg, bro.

00:39I forgot about that.

00:40Okay.

00:41The Marco Sturm ones, according to Hockey Reference, are simply Sturm-y and German,

00:47which are not great.

00:48No, they're not.

00:49So we came up with...

00:50Nick had a good one right off the rip.

00:51What was yours again?

00:52The Sturminator.

00:52Sturminator.

00:53Sturminator.

00:53I saw Sturm Surge on Twitter.

00:55Sturm Surge is good.

00:56It's not bad.

00:57What about Sturman Douglas, the general?

01:02A little general.

01:02Yeah.

01:03You don't like Sturman Douglas?

01:04I feel like you're just kind of piggybacking on Sturman more.

01:07It's kind of what I feel like you're doing.

01:08No, I'm not.

01:09That's okay.

01:09I'm not.

01:10But we're getting a bunch of them.

01:12Yeah.

01:12Sturmy Daniels.

01:13Sturmy Daniels is a pretty good one.

01:15Sturm Trooper.

01:17The Sturm Trooper?

01:18Yeah.

01:19Pee-wee Sturman.

01:20That's not in there, is that?

01:21Yeah, it is.

01:22Somebody said that one?

01:22Yeah.

01:23Sturms of Endearment.

01:23Yeah, Sturms of Endearment, I think you were telling me in the Twitch chat, and they're

01:28always very good in there.

01:29Was this $10 shake?

01:30Oh, I think $10 shake had low Sturm count.

01:34I was just about to say Sturm Sample.

01:36Sturm Sample.

01:38Sturm Donor.

01:40Yeah.

01:41That's kind of what he is.

01:42He's donating his time for two years.

01:44That's what he's out.

01:45He's a Sturm Donor.

01:45Yeah.

01:46That's really what it comes down to.

01:48Okay.

01:49We'll keep those coming.

01:50Keep them flooded in.

01:51It's not going to take over the show.

01:53You can keep those.

01:54Sturmicide.

01:55Sturmicide.

01:56That's what Sweeney will do in two years.

01:58Sturmicidal lubricant.

01:59Yeah.

01:59In one small bottle of Sturmal-cidal lube.

02:06Okay.

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