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  • 6/5/2025
Propuesta de matrimonio 99 veces
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00:00:00《小吉,你说你个汪汪互联盟的教主》
00:00:13为了扶持那个林彦冉的事业
00:00:16放弃了我金星集团副总理职
00:00:18你值得吗?
00:00:20值得
00:00:22可是我女儿也喜欢了你很久
00:00:25她足足等了你十年
00:00:28对不起王总
00:00:29她远然不见多了我十年
00:00:31她还向我求婚了九十九次
00:00:35吉语
00:00:36这是我第九十九次向你求婚
00:00:38你愿意娶我吗?
00:00:39不管你接受还是季节
00:00:41我这辈子非你不去
00:00:42吉语吧
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00:05:17long as you Vamos.
00:05:22May I not take care of you.
00:05:26Sorry.
00:05:27I'll forgive you.
00:05:30Sorry, Yul.
00:05:31Yul, sorry.
00:05:49Jiyu, how are you?
00:05:51What are you doing?
00:05:56What are you doing?
00:05:57What are you doing?
00:05:58What are you doing?
00:06:00What are you doing?
00:06:01That's not me.
00:06:03Let's go home.
00:06:08What are you doing?
00:06:10Yul, I'm going home.
00:06:12You want me to go home?
00:06:14Mother, you're all standing up.
00:06:17If he's on the road, how can't he go home?
00:06:20You can send him home.
00:06:21Mother, if you don't send him home, I'll go home.
00:06:24Then I'll go home.
00:06:25Yul.
00:06:27What are you doing?
00:06:28It's so gross.
00:06:30We don't want to know you.
00:06:31Mother, let's go.
00:06:33Yul, I'll go home.
00:06:35Let's go.
00:06:50Let's go home.
00:06:51Let's go home.
00:06:52Let's go home.
00:06:53Well, you're all staying home.
00:06:55I'll be right back in the next two months.
00:06:57I'll be back in the next two months.
00:06:58What are you doing?
00:06:59What are you doing?
00:07:00What are you doing?
00:07:01What are you doing?
00:07:03What are you doing?
00:07:04What are you doing?
00:07:05What are you doing?
00:07:06I'm fine.
00:07:07You're a little bit old.
00:07:08I've got a lot of money.
00:07:09I'm fine.
00:07:10You're right.
00:07:11So what's this?
00:07:12How many people can't get married?
00:07:14I'm going to take a shower.
00:07:16Let's go.
00:07:20This one.
00:07:30Mom!
00:07:31Mom!
00:07:32Mom!
00:07:33Mom!
00:07:35Mom!
00:07:36Mom!
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00:08:00Mom!
00:08:01Mom!
00:08:02Mom!
00:08:03Mom!
00:08:04Mom!
00:08:05Mom!
00:08:06Mom!
00:08:07Mom!
00:08:08Mom!
00:08:09Mom!
00:08:10Mom!
00:08:11Mom!
00:08:12Mom!
00:08:13I'm going to take a look at this.
00:08:21I'm going to take a look at this.
00:08:43You're going to buy some ice cream?
00:08:45What kind of ice cream?
00:08:47What kind of ice cream?
00:08:53What kind of ice cream?
00:08:55The doctor is drinking too much,
00:08:57and he's having to wash clothes.
00:08:59I'm going to wash the ice cream,
00:09:01wash the ice cream and wash the ice cream.
00:09:03Why not?
00:09:05You're going to wash the ice cream.
00:09:07I'm going to wash the ice cream.
00:09:09Oh, right!
00:09:11You're going to wash the ice cream.
00:09:13Then tell me.
00:09:33I've never had to wash the ice cream.
00:09:35I've never had to wash the ice cream.
00:09:37I've never had to wash the ice cream.
00:09:39There's no way to wash the ice cream.
00:09:41There's no way to wash the ice cream.
00:09:57How did you wash it?
00:10:01You can wash them well.
00:10:03That's what I like to do with my mom.
00:10:05Yes, I'm going to sleep with my mom today.
00:10:07Let's go to the kitchen.
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:14Let's go to the kitchen.
00:10:18Hey.
00:10:20This is my first time to eat so delicious.
00:10:23Do you like it?
00:10:25Yes, my mom.
00:10:26If you like to eat it, I'll let my mom buy it.
00:10:29It's not a problem.
00:10:31If you want to eat it, you can eat it.
00:10:33I can do it with my mom.
00:10:35Did you hear it?
00:10:38It wasn't my first time to eat it.
00:10:40It was my first time to eat it.
00:10:42Right.
00:10:43If you want your clothes, you can wash it.
00:10:46If you want to wash it, I'll wash it.
00:10:48If you want to wash it, I'll wash it.
00:10:52What do you want to wash it?
00:10:53I'm going to wash it.
00:10:54I'm going to wash it.
00:10:55And your hands are so beautiful.
00:10:57How can you wash it?
00:10:58Then you don't wash it.
00:11:01What you want to wash it.
00:11:02Once I wash it, I'm always good.
00:11:03You can wash it for the kitchen.
00:11:04Whatever it is.
00:11:06I can wash it for my hands.
00:11:07You can wash your hands.
00:11:08My hands are still beautiful.
00:11:09Why don't you walk away from my mouth.
00:11:10After I?
00:11:11If I?
00:11:12You've been in your hands.
00:11:13Over the years.
00:11:14I'm sitting there with my hands.
00:11:15With your hands.
00:11:16Over the years.
00:11:17I'm hungry.
00:11:18I'm hungry.
00:11:19I'm hungry.
00:11:20It's a little hungry.
00:11:22I'm hungry.
00:11:23I'm hungry.
00:12:247月3号是一个鼓动药的意思
00:12:27什么风浪的意思
00:12:30是你
00:12:32好不好吗
00:12:34就定7月3号好不好呢
00:12:36这不还挺神秘的
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00:12:38你呢
00:12:39就定7月3号
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00:12:41你先好了
00:12:42走了妈妈
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00:12:47快走吧
00:12:50要一份海参羹
00:12:55再来一份炒鲜肉半肚丝
00:12:57最后上一道玩花成南瓜吧
00:13:00燕燃
00:13:01这些好像都是我喜欢吃的菜
00:13:03没想到你都还记得
00:13:05我妈怎么可能不记得
00:13:06我妈有本日记本
00:13:07上面记载的全是你的事情
00:13:09生日喽喜好喽都有
00:13:11要不是你出国
00:13:12跟我妈结婚的
00:13:13数不定是谁
00:13:14数不定是谁
00:13:18林律
00:13:19雨下说都过去很久的事情了
00:13:21可我看你一直翻着那个日记本啊
00:13:23好了
00:13:24那也不要说了
00:13:25都过去了
00:13:27先这样吧
00:13:29对了
00:13:30我订了一个蛋糕
00:13:31你会帮我拿一下
00:13:32原来燕燃
00:13:33还记得我爱吃蛋糕
00:13:35我的女士
00:13:36诶 赵叔叔
00:13:37你在法国留学是不是很好玩啊
00:13:39
00:13:40的确有意思
00:13:41但是我要是知道去法国
00:13:43会失去我生命中最重要的东西
00:13:45那我一定不会去
00:13:47你扯
00:13:48赵叔叔
00:13:49我也会几句法语
00:13:50你帮我听听
00:13:51别有点标准
00:13:52没问题
00:13:55林律
00:13:56别胡说
00:13:57达马
00:13:58你紧张什么
00:13:59爸爸又听不懂
00:14:00阿牌是安格安德斯
00:14:02你看
00:14:04好了 林律
00:14:05那也不能乱说
00:14:06别想
00:14:07你不认识
00:14:08你不认识
00:14:09你不认识
00:14:10妈妈妈
00:14:11你快答应她
00:14:12一个蠢货
00:14:13看我怎么当着你的面前
00:14:14走你的女人
00:14:17林燕燃
00:14:18你会答应她吗
00:14:19你不认识
00:14:21你不认识
00:14:22你不认识
00:14:23你不认识
00:14:24你不认识
00:14:25你不认识
00:14:26阿牌
00:14:27阿牌
00:14:28阿牌
00:14:29
00:14:30妈妈
00:14:31你就答应一下嘛
00:14:32今天可是张叔叔的事啊
00:14:34妈咪
00:14:37我叫这医生
00:14:40够不够乱提供
00:14:42林律
00:14:43你会说法学
00:14:44我如果不会的话
00:14:45你这句老公都叫出来了
00:14:46当然不是了
00:14:47机船长
00:14:48我觉得你应该是误会了
00:14:49之前依然跟我在一起的时候
00:14:51天天喊我老公
00:14:53这只不过是一种
00:14:54比较亲密的称呼吧
00:14:56
00:14:57好浪漫啊
00:14:58原来妈妈不叫爸爸的原因是
00:15:00这是个专属迷衬啊
00:15:02其余
00:15:03那时候小不懂事情
00:15:04你别误会
00:15:05
00:15:06理解
00:15:08
00:15:09蛋糕来了
00:15:19赵叔叔
00:15:20这是我给你订的巧克力蛋糕
00:15:21你快看看喜欢喽
00:15:22
00:15:23原来蛋糕是为张一辰准备的
00:15:25甚至他连我巧克力过敏都忘了
00:15:27齐先生
00:15:28齐先生
00:15:29要不要啊
00:15:31一块吃点
00:15:32
00:15:33恭喜先生
00:15:34您作为在本店第999位
00:15:36过生日的顾客
00:15:37寿星与伴侣接吻
00:15:38便可以享受本次免单优惠
00:15:40
00:15:43要和伴侣接吻啊
00:15:44赵叔叔
00:15:45您气太好了吧
00:15:46那可以免单呀
00:15:47你还在犹豫什么
00:15:48你快点跟我妈亲一个呀
00:15:50
00:15:51哎呀这都免单
00:15:52我快亲一个
00:15:53亲一个呀
00:15:54亲一个
00:15:55亲一个
00:15:56快一点啊
00:15:57李燕燃
00:16:03李燕燃他都要亲你了
00:16:05难道连躲都不会躲吗
00:16:07
00:16:08先生
00:16:09不好意思不好意思
00:16:10误会了
00:16:11本次活动到此离止了
00:16:15真是爽心
00:16:16害得大家都不开心
00:16:17李燕燃
00:16:18李燕
00:16:19是我哪里做的不好
00:16:20让齐先生不开心了吗
00:16:22既然我爱你们也
00:16:25你不玩了一些
00:16:26齐宇你干什么
00:16:27你应该这么点上刀骨一块
00:16:28你至于吗
00:16:29至于吗
00:16:30哪个男人能接受自己的老婆
00:16:32当着自己的面
00:16:33跟别的男人接着
00:16:34你说至于吗
00:16:35你是他今天给我生日
00:16:36我不想扫他的兴
00:16:37那你陪他
00:16:38你不让我进行
00:16:39齐宇
00:16:40齐宇
00:16:41齐宇
00:16:42你就别管爸爸了
00:16:43他又不是第一次这么小心眼
00:16:45你不是还有原谅券吗
00:16:47用他就好了
00:16:48我们还是继续陪张叔叔过生日吧
00:16:50燕燃
00:16:51今天是我的生日
00:16:52也是这十年来
00:16:53你第一次陪我过生日
00:16:54别走
00:16:55好吗
00:16:56
00:16:57
00:17:12其实我还给你准备了一个礼物
00:17:15
00:17:16
00:17:17
00:17:18我不算
00:17:19你就收钱了
00:17:27真不好意思
00:17:28真不好意思
00:17:29哥不要去医院
00:17:30你要是还生气
00:17:43就用一张原谅券吧
00:17:44今晚的事不会再发生了
00:17:45等我陪医生过完生日
00:17:47今晚就回来补偿你
00:17:49
00:17:50你要是还生气
00:17:51就用一张原谅券吧
00:17:52今晚的事不会再发生了
00:17:53等我陪医生过完生日
00:17:54今晚就回来补偿你
00:17:55我陪医生过完生日
00:17:56今晚就回来补偿你
00:17:57我陪医生过完生日
00:17:58今晚就回来补偿你
00:17:59我陪医生过完生日
00:18:00今晚就回来补偿你
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00:18:27I'm not alone.
00:18:29I'm not alone.
00:18:31I'm not alone.
00:18:33I'm not alone.
00:18:35I'm not alone.
00:19:04I'm so sorry.
00:19:10I'm so sorry.
00:19:12I'm so sorry.
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