- 6/21/2025
The Boy I Hate Full Movie
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00:00:00Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:12Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:15I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:20It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:25She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:27Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:31Okay.
00:00:37Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night?
00:00:45Are they just gone?
00:00:52I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:57I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your life.
00:01:09Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:13No.
00:01:14I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:17I love you.
00:01:17Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no.
00:01:18You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:01:25Never mind, Wren.
00:01:36She's up now.
00:01:43Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:45Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:46I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:51So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:55Just...
00:01:56Hold on.
00:02:03I think that was last time we saw each other.
00:02:04We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:14I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:16I, uh...
00:02:17Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:22Steven.
00:02:23Boyfriend.
00:02:26Is that all your luggage?
00:02:27Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:29So...
00:02:33Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:48I got it.
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:02:57That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:58Wow, Tristan.
00:03:00You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:03Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:06What exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:14What exactly do you remember?
00:03:24Not much.
00:03:25Perfect.
00:03:27Makes two of us.
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:35Totally.
00:03:37Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:41We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:44Agreed?
00:03:45Suit yourself.
00:03:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:48Steven.
00:03:49Would appreciate that.
00:03:50You're saying.
00:03:50I'd like to take your hand.
00:03:51가자.
00:03:53Let's go.
00:04:06Run.
00:04:07Run.
00:04:08Run.
00:04:09Run.
00:04:11Run.
00:04:11Run.
00:04:11Run.
00:04:12Run right.
00:04:12Run.
00:04:13Run.
00:04:13Run.
00:04:15Run.
00:04:15Run.
00:04:15Run.
00:04:15Run.
00:04:16Go.
00:04:16Run.
00:04:16Run.
00:04:17Run.
00:04:18Everything alright?
00:04:20Yeah, uh...
00:04:22I'm just...
00:04:24I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:26Tell me about it.
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:30Does she even know the guy?
00:04:32Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:34I guess they're in love.
00:04:36What about you?
00:04:38Me?
00:04:40Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:42Yeah, yeah. Actually, I am.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:50I just think it's funny how you say you're in love,
00:04:52but your little knight in shining armor
00:04:54is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:58Yeah, more important than you.
00:05:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs
00:05:04for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend
00:05:06hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:10You look like, uh...
00:05:12Nothing. Forget it.
00:05:14No, you can't do that.
00:05:16Finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:18I was gonna say...
00:05:22You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:28Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:32You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:34I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:36Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship,
00:05:38could you just stop at Steven's office up here
00:05:40so I can say goodbye? Please?
00:05:42Alright, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:48You got ten minutes max.
00:05:50No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:06:02Steven, turn the fucking phone off.
00:06:04You're killing the mood.
00:06:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail
00:06:08so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:14What are you gonna dump her ass?
00:06:16You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:18Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:20Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school,
00:06:22I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:24No.
00:06:26Tristan!
00:06:28What are you doing here?
00:06:30I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:32What happened?
00:06:34Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:36You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:38No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:41Sammy?
00:06:42You didn't catch us, right?
00:06:44That's weird.
00:06:45Thought I heard.
00:06:48Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help.
00:06:52You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:54You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:56Do I know you?
00:06:57Nah, but I know you.
00:06:59You're the guy stringing along something amazing
00:07:01because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:05Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:08And how do you even know Sammy?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:12Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you
00:07:17taking advantage over kindness.
00:07:19Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:23And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:33And you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:38Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:44I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:50Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:53Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my-
00:08:00The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:02Security!
00:08:03You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:05Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again, if you so much as look at her wrong,
00:08:10you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:13You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:15Got it?
00:08:16What the hell was that all about?
00:08:24Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:27Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:32Why would you just-
00:08:33Cuz!
00:08:34I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off!
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:39Why do you even care?
00:08:41Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you!
00:08:43He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:47I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:08:50I-
00:08:52Because you what?
00:08:56Sorry, I-I-
00:08:58Just forget it.
00:09:04Because you what?
00:09:07Forget it.
00:09:08What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:11I can't!
00:09:12Really?
00:09:13You can't?
00:09:14So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you?
00:09:15Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:16No, it's not okay.
00:09:17He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:18Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:21I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:28Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:32I just wanna get out of here, okay?
00:09:35Please?
00:09:42Fine.
00:09:43Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:45Lord.
00:09:46I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:50See?
00:09:52Better.
00:09:53Hey Sammy, sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:10:04No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:10:06That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:11Oh no, are you alright?
00:10:12Yeah, but it was just so weird. Seemed like he knew you. Big blonde guy, kinda looks like a surfer.
00:10:17Nope, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:18Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding. I gotta go. Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:10:23Yeah, I love you too. See you soon.
00:10:25Don't look at me like that. Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:10:30Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:32Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:37Oh no, I'm sorry.
00:10:40Oh my gosh, sorry.
00:10:41I'm sorry.
00:10:43I'm sorry.
00:10:44I'm sorry.
00:10:45I'm sorry.
00:10:46I'm sorry.
00:10:47I'm sorry.
00:10:48Okay, I'm sorry.
00:10:49I'm sorry.
00:10:50I got to go.
00:10:51I got to go.
00:10:52I got to go.
00:10:53Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:54Love you.
00:10:55Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:56See you soon.
00:10:57Don't look at me like that.
00:10:58Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:59This isn't forever.
00:11:00Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:11:01Good night, Tristan.
00:11:31Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:43You know what you need.
00:11:45A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:47I can't even swim.
00:11:48Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:54I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:56To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:12:02Earth to Samantha.
00:12:11Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:20Yes?
00:12:23Hey.
00:12:26Do you guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:32Uh, sure.
00:12:49Hey, Savannah.
00:12:51It's Samantha.
00:12:52Oh, right.
00:12:54For sure.
00:12:56Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:13:00You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:06I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:08Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:09You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:12Girl.
00:13:12I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:17You don't need me to get him.
00:13:19I'm nobody.
00:13:21What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:23What?
00:13:24What's your problem?
00:13:25Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:27That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:31What?
00:13:31Hey, hey!
00:13:34You want to be different so bad.
00:13:36You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:40What?
00:13:41Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:43She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:46Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:50I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:52Just leave me alone.
00:13:53Oh, yeah?
00:14:03Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:05So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:08Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:11You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:13Well, then let us help you.
00:14:23Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:31She's not coming back up.
00:14:33Come on.
00:14:52Oh.
00:14:53Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:15:10Oh my god.
00:15:11Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:14Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:15All right, just get out of here.
00:15:17Babe, come on.
00:15:18It was an accident.
00:15:19We were just messing around.
00:15:21I said get out.
00:15:24Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:27Go!
00:15:32Are you hurt?
00:15:34They must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:36Yes.
00:15:36Yes.
00:15:36Yes.
00:15:40Thank you for saving me.
00:16:00Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:03It isn't your fault.
00:16:06Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention?
00:16:08God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:10You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:12You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:14And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:15Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:23I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:25Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:28That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:33Oh, really?
00:16:34Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:50We shouldn't.
00:16:51No, no, no.
00:16:52Ren is my best friend.
00:16:53You kissed me first, remember?
00:16:56I know, but you're her older brother.
00:16:59And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:17:01I...
00:17:02But...
00:17:03But...
00:17:04You're not just any girl.
00:17:07And...
00:17:12Forget everyone else.
00:17:16It's just you and me.
00:17:22Do you want me?
00:17:23So...
00:17:23I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:28Was that a yes or no?
00:17:35I want you.
00:17:38Tristan.
00:17:38I don't want to stop.
00:18:04I don't.
00:18:07It's fine.
00:18:14Have you ever done this before?
00:18:18I think I'm pretty much my first everything.
00:18:21Sam?
00:18:35Sam?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:53Where were you?
00:18:55I went to the bathroom.
00:18:57I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:19:02I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:05You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:15They brought me this.
00:19:18So like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:21Wren, I...
00:19:21Wren, I...
00:19:21I mean, do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:23Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:26It's all anyone does.
00:19:27It's always about Tristan.
00:19:29Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:31You would never do that to me, right, Sam?
00:19:40You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:43Of course.
00:19:44You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:48Come on.
00:19:50You know I hate him.
00:19:51We both hate him.
00:19:52He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:58Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:00And he never will.
00:20:01Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:07And he never will.
00:20:09I know I can trust you.
00:20:11Always, Wren.
00:20:12Go on.
00:20:13It's me and you.
00:20:14Do it.
00:20:23There they go.
00:20:24Showing all the golden boy.
00:20:26Again.
00:20:27Attention, everyone.
00:20:28We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:31You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:35My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:20:38He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:44Isn't that right, son?
00:20:46Yes, sir.
00:20:46Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:21:00Oh, great.
00:21:01The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:21:02Hey?
00:21:04Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:08You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:10You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:12Well, then let us help you.
00:21:14Ah!
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:19Oh, yeah.
00:21:20Fine.
00:21:21God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:23I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:25You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:27Yeah.
00:21:28Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:31Okay.
00:21:34Hey, Tristan.
00:21:35Can I talk to you?
00:21:36I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:38All day.
00:21:43Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:45Need something?
00:21:46No.
00:21:47Never mind.
00:21:48Just...
00:21:50Forget it.
00:21:53Forget it.
00:22:08I knew you'd come around.
00:22:21Want to take this to your room?
00:22:24Not in the mood.
00:22:25I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:46Tristan!
00:22:47Come on!
00:22:48Open up.
00:22:49It's already 10.
00:22:49We got to get on the road.
00:22:51If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds,
00:22:53I swear to God, I'll beat down this door.
00:22:55With my fist!
00:22:59Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:23:01Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:05Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:07Put some clothes on.
00:23:08The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:10Hate to break it to you,
00:23:11but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:17Wanted to get me in bed,
00:23:18you could have just said so.
00:23:19Shut up.
00:23:20There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:22Put that on.
00:23:23God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:27Gee, thanks.
00:23:28Well, just pay him back the favor.
00:23:30Consider us even now.
00:23:36Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:40Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:42No.
00:23:42Why would I be?
00:23:45Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:23:46It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:48It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:52We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:54You can't tease me like this.
00:23:57What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:59What if I'm serious?
00:24:00Tristan Montgomery.
00:24:02Being serious?
00:24:03I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:05Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:10Is this gone?
00:24:15We should, uh, get going.
00:24:20Meet you outside.
00:24:21We're out of gas.
00:24:30No, we're not.
00:24:30Filled up yesterday.
00:24:34Hey.
00:24:35Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:37Got gas last night.
00:24:38We were taking your depression now.
00:24:39We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:42Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:44Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:46So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:58I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:25:00Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:25:02No harm in some conversation, right?
00:25:04It's basically just school and work.
00:25:06And I graduated last year, and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:09You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:11As much as I'd like to.
00:25:12I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:15What about you?
00:25:17I own my own business.
00:25:19Beating pools.
00:25:21How did that happen?
00:25:22A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her
00:25:27green pool was.
00:25:29Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:33That's where I came in.
00:25:35Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:36A bad porno?
00:25:38Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:45Hey, uh, smiles.
00:25:54You still awake?
00:25:57Hey.
00:26:03Hey.
00:26:04Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:07Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09Come in.
00:26:30You gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:26:34I'm sorry.
00:26:34I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:41How did you get it?
00:26:43Playing football?
00:26:44I remember it was raining.
00:26:48I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:53I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of everywhere.
00:26:59That was the last time I played college ball.
00:27:02I lost my scholarship.
00:27:04I'm so sorry.
00:27:09Well, you still got the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:27:15Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:28I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:31I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:39What can I get for you?
00:27:41Just two coffees, please.
00:27:42So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:46You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:48Oh, no.
00:27:50We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:53He's her older brother.
00:27:54So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:56No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:57Well, that's complicated.
00:27:58But Tristan and I aren't.
00:28:00I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:28:02He doesn't even remember.
00:28:05Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:06You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:13something like that?
00:28:15I think he can't.
00:28:18Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:20What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:33Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:36I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:40Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:47Yeah.
00:28:51What do you remember about me?
00:28:58I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:05Especially the last one.
00:29:10I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:16Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:19Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:22You know what else I remember?
00:29:24I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:30Oh, really?
00:29:32Is that it?
00:29:34What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:37Nothing.
00:29:38You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:45That's exactly who I am.
00:30:02Did we just run out of gas?
00:30:04I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:11I told you this would happen.
00:30:13We're out of gas.
00:30:14No, we're not.
00:30:16For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:18Oh, yeah?
00:30:19How do you know?
00:30:19I know my car.
00:30:21My God.
00:30:24Do we have a problem?
00:30:25You are my problem.
00:30:27My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:29And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:32I know my car.
00:30:33Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:35What do you want me to say?
00:30:42That it's my fault?
00:30:44Fine.
00:30:45It's my fucking fault.
00:30:47This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:48God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:51Should have just told Ren no.
00:30:52Agreed to what?
00:30:57Ren talked you into this.
00:30:59Didn't she?
00:31:01You didn't want to drive me.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:07Sam.
00:31:08No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:10I didn't mean it.
00:31:12Hey.
00:31:13Hey.
00:31:18I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:22We're in this together.
00:31:24All right?
00:31:26You and me.
00:31:32What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:43You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:46Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:49We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:50For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:52Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:55Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:57I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:32:00You have my word, miss.
00:32:02Thank you so much, sir.
00:32:04Ah.
00:32:05Just call me Bob.
00:32:08So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:10We're on our way to New York.
00:32:12My best friend's getting married.
00:32:13Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:15I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:18Don't you agree, son?
00:32:20One hundred percent.
00:32:20How can I help you tonight?
00:32:30Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:31Mm-hmm.
00:32:31Oh, shoot.
00:32:35I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:41I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:48That's okay.
00:32:49We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:50Thanks.
00:32:51Uh, sir?
00:32:55We're the only spot in town.
00:32:57Everything else is over three hours away.
00:33:04One room will be fine.
00:33:06Look, it's just one night.
00:33:09Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:10So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:26I...
00:33:26I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:31Just forget it.
00:33:31Sorry.
00:33:42About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:46I know.
00:33:51Good night, Sam.
00:33:58Hey, honey.
00:33:59Sorry I haven't called.
00:34:00I've been caught up at the office.
00:34:02How's the drive been?
00:34:03Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:06The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:07That's nice.
00:34:08Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:10My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:13I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:15Are you kidding?
00:34:16I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:18You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:20Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:22I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:23He needs me.
00:34:24Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:25Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:28I mean, no, no, no.
00:34:29We've been planning this for months, Steve.
00:34:30God, how could you?
00:34:31I...
00:34:32What was that?
00:34:40What was that?
00:34:42Huh?
00:34:42Oh, nothing.
00:34:43My co-worker just said something.
00:34:45Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down,
00:34:46but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:48Okay?
00:34:49See you soon.
00:34:49Hey, you okay?
00:35:00What happened?
00:35:01Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:05Broke up with him.
00:35:05What are you going to say?
00:35:08I told you so.
00:35:09You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:10Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:11Sam, no.
00:35:13I'm sorry.
00:35:14No.
00:35:15Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:16I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:17Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:18Okay, just wait.
00:35:19Just wait.
00:35:19No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:21I should have said no.
00:35:22I should have...
00:35:22Sam!
00:35:23Sam!
00:35:23God, let me throw this fucking jerk!
00:35:44Will you just stop?
00:35:45I'm trying to help.
00:35:46Why?
00:35:48Because.
00:35:49Because why?
00:35:50Because you can't swim.
00:35:51You remember.
00:35:55Sam, just listen.
00:35:57You lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:59You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:36:01Everything.
00:36:02Don't you?
00:36:04Yes, I remember.
00:36:08Sam, where are you going?
00:36:13Sam, where are you going?
00:36:15Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:17Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:19Sam, just stop.
00:36:22Samantha.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:30All right.
00:36:31Yeah, be right there.
00:36:37Fuck.
00:36:38I picked up the car.
00:37:03We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:05We're not going to leave until we talk.
00:37:20I don't feel like talking.
00:37:25What are you doing?
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:30But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:34Never.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:42How much have you had to drink?
00:37:45Doesn't matter.
00:37:49You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:52Things I've never felt before.
00:37:54I hate you so much.
00:37:59But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:02Oh, my God.
00:38:32Sorry, I can't
00:38:54Are you hungry?
00:39:02Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:11Like what?
00:39:13Like you not talking to me?
00:39:15Not even looking at me?
00:39:19Is this all because of last night?
00:39:24Hey, answer me.
00:39:28Yes.
00:39:31Yes.
00:39:32This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:34If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:37I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:39You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:39:42Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:46You think I don't want you?
00:39:49You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:53I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:56And last night, I almost lost control.
00:40:00But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:06I don't know.
00:40:07I haven't.
00:40:07I don't know.
00:40:08You're drunk.
00:40:09I have never wanted anything to do with you like that.
00:40:12I don't know.
00:40:13I don't know.
00:40:14I can't believe it.
00:40:15Thanks for watching.
00:40:16I can't believe it.
00:40:17I can't believe it.
00:40:17I can't believe it.
00:40:18I can't believe it.
00:40:19I can't believe it.
00:40:19I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:49Hey, so one room or two?
00:41:02Um, one room, please.
00:41:08Here you go.
00:41:10You gotta use the bathroom a little bit.
00:41:11Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:13Mine died in the pool.
00:41:15Tell her I said hi.
00:41:16Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:19Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:22Renee, it's me.
00:41:23Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:23Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:25I fell in a pool.
00:41:27It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:30Don't be.
00:41:30I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:32I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:34God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:37So you're just telling each other everything?
00:41:39Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:41Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:43Love you.
00:41:46Everything good?
00:41:49Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:54You okay?
00:41:56Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:58Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:42:03it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:06What?
00:42:07Why?
00:42:07Is this because of Renee?
00:42:09Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:10And it can't happen again.
00:42:18Really?
00:42:20Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:23I don't know.
00:42:27You tell me.
00:42:28No, you tell me.
00:42:29You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:31Let's do it.
00:42:32What are you talking about?
00:42:33You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:36Some stupid shit there.
00:42:38You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:41I hate Tristan.
00:42:45Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:46Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:47And he never will.
00:42:49Ring any bells?
00:42:50You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:56Did you mean it?
00:42:57Of course I didn't.
00:42:59Then why'd you say it?
00:43:00Why'd you push me away?
00:43:01And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:05Renee is my best friend.
00:43:06And she...
00:43:07You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:10I just...
00:43:11I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:13God.
00:43:14I'm sorry.
00:43:16I just...
00:43:17I don't regret last night.
00:43:20And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:23I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:29It's okay.
00:43:29I get it.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:39You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:46I came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:43:50I saw my dad.
00:43:52With his assistant.
00:43:56Tristan!
00:43:59My parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:44:04My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:06And I feel like I'm just...
00:44:08Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:11Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:12Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:16And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:19I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:22And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:24Years wasting my time.
00:44:28Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:30It isn't stupid.
00:44:31It makes you happy, right?
00:44:36Then it's worth it.
00:44:39My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:41You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:44Oh, God, no.
00:44:46Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:50Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:52Everything with Stephen was easy.
00:44:55Comfortable.
00:44:56Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:44:58I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:45:03It wasn't until you came back into my life
00:45:05that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:10I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:13You deserve everything.
00:45:27You hear me?
00:45:29Everything.
00:45:31I wanted to hate you.
00:45:34But I don't.
00:45:37I don't.
00:45:38I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:41I never have.
00:46:11Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:14I have something for you.
00:46:21A cell phone?
00:46:22If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening,
00:46:25we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:30Wild Stallion?
00:46:32Is that your code name?
00:46:34Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:37I can't help you.
00:46:38We hate each other.
00:46:41Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:45It's what you want, right?
00:46:46Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:46:48I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:46:50and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:53Ow.
00:46:54Your head smiles.
00:46:56I said I understand.
00:46:57You can be my dear here with a secret.
00:46:59Stop.
00:47:01So did you tell Renee we're here?
00:47:03You motherfuckers.
00:47:05Took you long enough?
00:47:10You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:12Whoa, whoa.
00:47:13Careful.
00:47:13That's my future bride, man.
00:47:15Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:18Just good to see you again, man.
00:47:20And you must be Samantha.
00:47:22Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:23I feel like I already know you.
00:47:25Bring it.
00:47:27I'll take your bag.
00:47:28Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:37What are you going to do, Twinkle Toes?
00:47:39Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:40A pirouette on your corpse.
00:47:41If you were me to my bestie, yes.
00:47:43Relax, Ren.
00:47:44It wasn't bad.
00:47:44It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:48You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down
00:47:50because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:53Yeah?
00:47:54And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:57I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:48:01I didn't need saving from a hole that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:05Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:07They really do hate each other.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:12Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:16I need to get my native all over fitted into a dress.
00:48:18No, Dave, tell you.
00:48:30Okay, the tie works.
00:48:34Mom.
00:48:36Please.
00:48:38Okay, you'll have to figure it out.
00:48:41Are you alone?
00:48:43You wish.
00:48:43I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:45My room's next door.
00:48:46That's too bad.
00:48:46You should be in mine instead.
00:48:48Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:50I like it when you call me that.
00:48:51What's your room number?
00:48:52I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:53You can't.
00:48:53I'm with your sister.
00:48:54Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:56Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:58I need help picking up my earrings.
00:48:59See what I mean?
00:49:00Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:02Come to my room later, please.
00:49:04Sam?
00:49:05Are you alive?
00:49:06I gotta go.
00:49:07I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:14I think the pearls.
00:49:17Thank God you're here.
00:49:19I can't wait to be married, so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:22It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:24I'm sorry.
00:49:25I miss so much.
00:49:26Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:27If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:31the way here.
00:49:32When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:33When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:40I broke up with him.
00:49:43When?
00:49:44Why?
00:49:45He's cheating on me.
00:49:49You were right, Wren.
00:49:50I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:53I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:55Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told me
00:50:00he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:05God, I'm sorry.
00:50:08But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:13How do you take it?
00:50:14Like a pussy?
00:50:16I have no clue.
00:50:17My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:21Come here.
00:50:23Oh, serves him right.
00:50:24Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:30I'm done with him.
00:50:32That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:34Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:36And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:39Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:55It's only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:59I had you all to myself for days non-stop.
00:51:03I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:05Wait, hold on.
00:51:06Can we talk?
00:51:07Sure?
00:51:10What about?
00:51:11I was talking with Wren earlier, and.
00:51:14Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours, because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:19So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:21Thank you, Justin.
00:51:23I didn't even think of that.
00:51:25So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:27Does she know about us?
00:51:28No, but I think, I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:36Are you sure?
00:51:38Your parents are gonna be here, and.
00:51:40I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets.
00:51:43I'm done, too.
00:51:46No more hiding.
00:51:48I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:50How could you?
00:52:17Oh, Ren, I, I, why was she here?
00:52:27Did someone see?
00:52:28Mom showed up this morning and Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:34She found out about the affair and she came here and she saw us and, oh my God.
00:52:47Oh, you were right.
00:52:50I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:53If we were kids, this is where he would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:53:01Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:05Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:07She's in shock, too.
00:53:09Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:14I'll be okay.
00:53:17I'll see you over here, so we can.
00:53:36I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:41Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:43It's good to have you.
00:53:44I'm so afraid.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:48How's Ren?
00:53:52As well as can be expected.
00:53:55Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:57Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:54:03Maybe something happened to him.
00:54:04Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:08Surprise!
00:54:09Stephen, what are you doing here?
00:54:15I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:17Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:18Didn't you get my text?
00:54:20What text?
00:54:21I didn't get any text.
00:54:22The text I sent you in Iowa, I...
00:54:24Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:25Oh, my God.
00:54:26I broke up with him.
00:54:36Wait.
00:54:37Don't I know that guy?
00:54:40God, I cannot believe you, Stephen.
00:54:41Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:45And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:48Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:49Let's just go talk some...
00:54:50No.
00:54:51Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:58No.
00:54:59Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:02God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:05And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:08I broke up with you.
00:55:12Excuse me?
00:55:13I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:18And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:23Honey, what?
00:55:24What are you talking about?
00:55:26Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:28You know I love you.
00:55:29I would never cheat on you.
00:55:31I saw her.
00:55:32She was on your lap.
00:55:33You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:35You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:37Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:39You were there.
00:55:41Sammy, honey.
00:55:42Listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:46I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:48But I can change.
00:55:50No, Steven.
00:55:51I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:55But it's over now.
00:55:56I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:58Sammy, you're not in the right mind.
00:56:01I know you love me.
00:56:02You can't live without me.
00:56:03You even told me so.
00:56:05Listen to me.
00:56:06You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:08You need me.
00:56:10Not anymore.
00:56:11Now get out.
00:56:13My dad isn't coming.
00:56:31Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:33Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:39I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:42I tried calling.
00:56:44It's typical Tristan.
00:56:46It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:49He gets that from my dad.
00:56:51Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:53It was your wedding.
00:56:54I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:56:56It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:57:00You're right.
00:57:02I didn't tell you because...
00:57:04Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:09And what?
00:57:10You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:12I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:13We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:15I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:16Not even you.
00:57:20Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:24I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:26You love Tristan?
00:57:31Yes.
00:57:33I love him.
00:57:39I love him so much.
00:57:46Then you need to tell him.
00:57:48I know.
00:58:05Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:12Her mother and I do.
00:58:13Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:21Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:24I do.
00:58:27Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:30I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:34You may kiss the bride.
00:58:43Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:57Are you ignoring me?
00:58:58I don't know what you mean.
00:59:00I'm sorry.
00:59:00I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:59:02You told me you broke up with him.
00:59:04I did.
00:59:05I swear.
00:59:06Then why was he here?
00:59:08Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:13Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:16I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:17and you just...
00:59:20let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:24Please, let me explain.
00:59:27Save it.
00:59:28I'm done.
00:59:34Hi.
00:59:34Hi.
00:59:37What are you doing in here?
00:59:40You should be at your reception.
00:59:42I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:45Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:46Will you please come out?
00:59:47Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly,
00:59:49and I need to sit.
00:59:59Remember when I went to see Tristan
01:00:01during fall finals sophomore year?
01:00:03It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:05I know.
01:00:07He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:10But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:14All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:17So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:20when he saw you as Steven,
01:00:22I ended it with Steven.
01:00:24He didn't get my text,
01:00:25but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:27I know.
01:00:28I know.
01:00:29He won't even talk to me.
01:00:32Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:33you need to talk to him.
01:00:35If you really love him,
01:00:37now listen.
01:00:39Come on.
01:00:40Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:48I have known Renee Montgomery
01:00:59since we were in First Grid.
01:01:02Last year, she called me up at midnight
01:01:04and told me she met a guy.
01:01:06She told me she loved him
01:01:07and that they were getting married.
01:01:10Now, I didn't say this at the time,
01:01:11but my first thought was,
01:01:12are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:15I'd been with a man for five years
01:01:17and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:19How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:22I realized
01:01:23Wren had it right.
01:01:27Time doesn't matter
01:01:28when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:30because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:32and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:37Like giving your heart to someone
01:01:38after only a few weeks
01:01:39or a few days.
01:01:42That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:44and that's how I did too.
01:01:47To the bride and groom
01:01:48and to love that is timeless.
01:02:03Excuse me.
01:02:04Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:05Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:07I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:10Give me a call when you can.
01:02:11I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:14I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:16Absolutely.
01:02:18Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:21I look forward to your call.
01:02:22Hey, can we talk?
01:02:42Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:44After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:45I know.
01:02:46I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:48I...
01:02:48I was scared.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:54I was shitty to you.
01:02:56I know that.
01:02:57I was angry, hurt,
01:02:59and instead of letting you in,
01:03:00I shut you out.
01:03:01So when I saw you with Steven,
01:03:03all of those insecurities,
01:03:05you started pouring out of me again.
01:03:07I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:09I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:11Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:03:13and you'd see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:16So I convinced myself
01:03:18that it would hurt less
01:03:20if I just walked away first.
01:03:24You know, that you'd be better off
01:03:25with someone else.
01:03:27Trust him.
01:03:28I realized that
01:03:30I was being a coward
01:03:31for pushing you away.
01:03:36I was being a coward
01:03:38for pushing you away.
01:03:39I know now
01:03:40that if I let that happen,
01:03:42I will be giving up
01:03:44on the best thing
01:03:45that's ever happened to me.
01:03:47Time stops
01:03:49when I'm with you.
01:03:51It stopped the night of the cabin
01:03:53all those years back,
01:03:54and it stopped again
01:03:58when you got in my car
01:03:59in Los Angeles.
01:04:01Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:04:03but I want you
01:04:05to need me
01:04:06the way that I need you.
01:04:08How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:11Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:13I am just miserably,
01:04:16pathetically in love with you.
01:04:18I want every week,
01:04:24every day,
01:04:25every moment
01:04:26to be with you.
01:04:28What do you say?
01:04:29Forget the past,
01:04:30ignore the future,
01:04:31let's just get in my car
01:04:32and drive, you and me.
01:04:33We'll go anywhere
01:04:34the world wants to go.
01:04:35I'll go anywhere
01:04:35in the world with you.
01:04:37You're really going to take us
01:04:38around the world
01:04:39in this piece of junk?
01:04:40Sweetheart,
01:04:41I'll make sure
01:04:41it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:43You know,
01:04:44as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:45Just say yes.
01:04:48Please say yes, please.
01:05:02Yes.
01:05:08And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:13I love them both,
01:05:15but I'm literally
01:05:16going to kill them
01:05:16if they don't make up
01:05:17before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:18Maybe some relationships
01:05:19just take time to...
01:05:22Wait,
01:05:23isn't it them right now?
01:05:24No fucking way.
01:05:25They're making out too.
01:05:28Whoa.
01:05:29You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:31Did you two dumbasses
01:05:32really think you could get away
01:05:33without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:35I hope you know
01:05:36I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:37at your guys' wedding.
01:05:38Oh, get your hands
01:05:39off my girl, Brad.
01:05:40Hey, she was my friend
01:05:41before she was your girl,
01:05:42okay?
01:05:43You're always going to be
01:05:44number one.
01:05:45Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:47Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:49Sugar Plum.
01:05:50We are going to hit the road.
01:05:55Where are you guys even going?
01:05:57To the gas station.
01:05:58Ah!
01:05:59We are going to hit the road.
01:06:14We are going to hit the road.
01:06:15We are going to hit the road.
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01:06:16We are going to hit the road.
01:06:17We are going to hit the road.
01:06:17We are going to hit the road.
01:06:18We are going to hit the road.
01:06:18We are going to hit the road.
01:06:19We are going to hit the road.
01:06:19We are going to hit the road.
01:06:20We are going to hit the road.
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01:06:24We are going to hit the road.
01:06:25We are going to hit the road.
01:06:26We are going to hit the road.
01:06:26We are going to hit the road.
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