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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30I can remember back when I was in college, me and my buddy Joel, we signed up to participate in a scientific study.
00:00:35They had this crazy new drug that they believed recreated what happens in your brain when you die.
00:00:40They hypothesized that your brain releases these chemicals as a way of easing the pain of death.
00:00:45Fuck you!
00:00:46Kind of like little psychedelic airbags cushioning your plunge into the great unknown.
00:00:50As I sat there waiting for them to bring me my first dose, I learned something very important about myself.
00:00:56Turns out, I'm terrified of dying.
00:01:00But my buddy Joel, well, he needed the money.
00:01:05I caught up with him a few days later, and he seemed different.
00:01:09I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said,
00:01:12Reality is a choice, man.
00:01:14I remember thinking at the time that he'd lost his mind, but now I think I'm finally starting to understand what he meant.
00:01:23And I think it'll all become clear just as soon as I find my wallet.
00:01:28I think it'll be back.
00:01:29I think it'll be back.
00:01:43I think it'll be back.
00:06:47Oh, come on.
00:07:05Oh, come on.
00:07:35Oh, come on.
00:08:05Jeff.
00:08:06Hey, man.
00:08:08About that adventure...
00:08:11Oh, come on.
00:08:41Oh, come on.
00:08:42Oh, come on.
00:08:43Oh, come on.
00:09:11Oh, come on.
00:09:41Oh, come on.
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00:09:55Oh, come on.
00:09:56Oh, come on.
00:09:57Oh, come on.
00:09:58Oh, come on.
00:09:59Oh, come on.
00:10:00Oh, come on.
00:10:01Oh, come on.
00:10:02Not only.
00:10:03Oh.
00:10:04That's good.
00:10:05I'm Frank.
00:10:08Shots, shots, shots.
00:10:10New friends require shots.
00:10:12Frank, you have to do two and catch up to us,
00:10:14because we've been busy.
00:10:16Oh, yeah.
00:10:17Sorry, I'm late to the party.
00:10:18Here, you can have mine.
00:10:19I still have another drink.
00:10:21One more.
00:10:23All the way.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:25Now, that is done.
00:10:27I'm going to go get us another round of drinks.
00:10:29Frank, what's your poison?
00:10:30I'll do whiskey rice.
00:10:31Whiskey rocks.
00:10:32Whiskey rocks.
00:10:33All the same, please.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:35I'll come with you.
00:10:36Reg keeps something special for me behind the bar.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39That sounds intriguing.
00:10:41Oh.
00:10:42Can I have a sip?
00:10:44Well, I don't know.
00:10:46It's generally considered a drink for men.
00:10:48Whoa.
00:10:49I like her.
00:10:52Yes.
00:10:53Stand on stage for sound check.
00:11:01Uh-oh.
00:11:02Uh-oh.
00:11:03What's up?
00:11:04So.
00:11:05So.
00:11:06What do you do?
00:11:07Uh, I'm an attorney.
00:11:08An attorney?
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:11What, are you like a public defender?
00:11:12Or are you part of one of those cold, faceless corporate firms with a name like Reginald, Richter, and Satan?
00:11:17Cold corporate, faceless guy.
00:11:18Cold corporate, faceless guy.
00:11:19All the way.
00:11:20Really?
00:11:21Oh, yeah.
00:11:22Oh, yeah.
00:11:23Oh, yeah.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25It's kind of fascinating.
00:11:26What kind of law?
00:11:27Corporate law, mostly.
00:11:28Uh, real estate, banks, um, life insurance policies, foreclosures, bankruptcies, etc.
00:11:31Uh, I'm an attorney.
00:11:32Uh, I'm an attorney.
00:11:33An attorney?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35What, are you like a public defender?
00:11:36Or are you part of one of those cold, faceless corporate firms with a name like Reginald, Richter,
00:11:37and Satan?
00:11:38Cold corporate, faceless guy.
00:11:39All the way.
00:11:40Really?
00:11:41Oh, yeah.
00:11:42It's kind of fascinating.
00:11:43What kind of law?
00:11:44Corporate law, mostly.
00:11:45Uh, real estate, banks, um, life insurance policies, foreclosures, bankruptcies,
00:11:51stuff like that.
00:11:53Really sexy.
00:11:54So you put people out of their homes?
00:11:56No, I don't do that, per se.
00:12:00Um, in my experience is that people usually put themselves out of their own homes.
00:12:04Yeah, all those people.
00:12:06Total idiots.
00:12:07There were outside influences, yes, but the key ingredient was people over-leveraging their finances.
00:12:14Taking unusually high risks.
00:12:17So you're saying they got what they deserved?
00:12:19I'm saying you shouldn't mortgage your home to buy a flat screen TV.
00:12:25No matter what the suggested value of the home is.
00:12:28Hmm.
00:12:29I can't tell if you're trying to convince me or yourself.
00:12:35I can't tell if it really matters to you.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:40Your opinion's totally fucked, but hey, at least you have one.
00:12:46Thanks.
00:12:47But most guys are just parodying whatever bullshit their Berkeley professors told them.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Yeah.
00:12:52This is almost refreshing.
00:12:55I could use a little cynicism towards humanity.
00:12:58So glad I could help.
00:12:59You're completely wrong, though.
00:13:01And if I thought for a second you actually believed any of that shit, I'd probably throw my drink in your face.
00:13:09I think that'd be a waste of good whiskey.
00:13:11It'd be a waste of cheap whiskey.
00:13:13I gotta watch my finances.
00:13:15I got my eye on this new flat screen TV.
00:13:17Oh, yeah.
00:13:18I hear the new 4Ks are really something.
00:13:24You got somebody waiting for you?
00:13:30Got your drinks!
00:13:31I have returned with your drinks.
00:13:36What do I owe you?
00:13:37Nothing.
00:13:38You sure?
00:13:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:40What were we talking about?
00:13:41Frank here was just explaining to me the risks of indulgence.
00:13:44His, uh, usual sexy bedroom talk.
00:13:47I'll have you know that I take plenty of risks.
00:13:49All the time.
00:13:50He does.
00:13:51He does.
00:13:52Oh!
00:13:53Hey, shut up!
00:13:54I'm out on a Tuesday.
00:13:55Oh, okay.
00:13:56Oh, Vince Neil, don't party too hard.
00:13:59Who's Vince Neil?
00:14:00Very funny.
00:14:01Okay, in my defense, she was asking me questions and I was answering them.
00:14:05And I think my answers were working, were they not?
00:14:11I'm bored.
00:14:12I know a party.
00:14:13Who's in?
00:14:14Great, let's go.
00:14:15What are we doing?
00:14:16Two, three, four!
00:14:17Oh, thank you.
00:14:18Sorry.
00:14:19Oh, shit.
00:14:20Sorry.
00:14:21Whoa.
00:14:22I feel like I'm really overdressed.
00:14:23You look great.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25I feel like people keep looking at me weird.
00:14:26I feel like I'm really overdressed.
00:14:27You look great.
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29I feel like people keep looking at me weird.
00:14:30Oh, they're just wondering why I brought my dad.
00:14:32Hey.
00:14:33Where's Jeff and Natalie?
00:14:34I don't know.
00:14:35I think they went upstairs.
00:14:36There's a guy.
00:14:37Oh, wow.
00:14:38I haven't done that in years.
00:14:39Do you want to?
00:14:40All right.
00:14:41No.
00:14:42I mean, it's cool if it's not your thing.
00:14:43Don't worry.
00:14:44Oh, no.
00:14:45It's not that.
00:14:46Like I said, I used to.
00:14:47Yeah, I used to all the time back in the day.
00:14:48I had my old job, but it's just been a while.
00:14:49But, yeah, if it comes up, whatever.
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:51Cool.
00:14:52I don't know.
00:14:53I don't know.
00:14:54I don't know.
00:14:55I think they went upstairs.
00:14:56There's a guy.
00:14:57Oh, wow.
00:14:58I haven't done that in years.
00:15:00Do you want to?
00:15:01All right.
00:15:02No.
00:15:03I mean, it's cool if it's not your thing.
00:15:05Don't worry.
00:15:06Oh, no.
00:15:07It's not that.
00:15:08Like I said, I used to.
00:15:09I used to all the time back in the day.
00:15:10I had my old job, but it's just been a while.
00:15:13But, yeah, if it comes up, whatever.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Cool.
00:15:17Hey, do you want to find some place where we can sit and talk?
00:15:19I'm just getting pushed around a lot in here.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:22Yeah, I think I found some seats in that bathroom.
00:15:24Do you want to grab one?
00:15:25Yeah, let's go.
00:15:26Cool.
00:15:27Yeah, I got to go to the bathroom, but I'll meet you there.
00:15:28Oh.
00:15:35Shit.
00:15:36Sorry.
00:15:37Surprise.
00:15:47Oh, shit.
00:15:48Oh, shit.
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:55Oh.
00:15:56Hello.
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:58Oh, shit.
00:16:21Oh, shit.
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00:19:02C'est hallucinogenic.
00:19:04C'est des mushrooms.
00:19:06C'est des mushrooms ?
00:19:08Oui.
00:19:10Oui.
00:19:12C'est quelque chose comme ça.
00:19:14J'ai l'air.
00:19:16J'ai l'air.
00:19:20Ok.
00:19:22Je suis en.
00:19:24J'ai l'air.
00:19:26Oui.
00:19:27Oui, j'ai l'air si vous voulez.
00:19:28Mais j'ai fait une line.
00:19:30Je suis bon.
00:19:31Oh.
00:19:32You'll still feel this.
00:19:35But if you're nervous,
00:19:37I'm more than happy to do with the young lady.
00:19:40How do we take it?
00:19:42Well, the giver
00:19:44has the tiniest of drops
00:19:46on the tip of their tongue
00:19:48and then kisses
00:19:50the receiver.
00:19:52And when their tongue is made,
00:19:55so do they.
00:19:57I'm in.
00:20:01You are?
00:20:03Yeah, I'm in.
00:20:04Let's do it.
00:20:05Let's take a risk.
00:20:09So who's gonna go first?
00:20:10I will.
00:20:11Ah.
00:20:20You've been beautiful.
00:20:25I'm Amber.
00:20:26You've been in the tip of your tongue.
00:20:28You've been in the tip of your tongue.
00:20:58Wow.
00:20:59My, my, my.
00:21:03That wasn't so bad.
00:21:04It wasn't.
00:21:06And you know what?
00:21:08That's gonna help you find your way.
00:21:10Oh, fuck.
00:21:11What?
00:21:12That was just later
00:21:13than I thought it was.
00:21:15How long until this stuff
00:21:16is supposed to kick in?
00:21:18It's gonna hurt you like a wave.
00:21:20How long until this stuff is supposed to kick in?
00:21:22It's gonna hurt you like a wave.
00:21:23How long until this stuff is supposed to kick in?
00:21:25It's gonna hurt you like a wave.
00:21:51Oh, fuck.
00:21:56What the fuck?
00:22:05Shhh.
00:22:09Fuck.
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00:22:50Hi. Sorry. Yeah, I didn't do, I didn't do any of this. Just so you know, it's not a mess.
00:23:00Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. I'm not going to bring you.
00:23:04I just, um, I need to borrow a cell phone. Yes, thank you.
00:23:09Hello? Police?
00:23:20Oh, fuck.
00:23:22Oh, fuck.
00:23:24Oh, fuck.
00:23:26Oh, fuck.
00:23:34Friend of the... Friend of the... Friend of the...
00:23:36Hey! Hey!
00:23:44Hey!
00:23:46Hey!
00:23:47Can you take me to Palmy Gregory, please?
00:23:50The Hills? Yeah. Do you have any idea where you are?
00:23:52Uh... I really don't.
00:23:54Listen, Friend, for a ride that long, you don't have to pay in advance.
00:23:56Son of a bitch!
00:23:57Excuse me?
00:23:58No, no, no, sorry, not you. I just realized these two are my fucking wallets.
00:24:00Oh, fuck's sake.
00:24:01No, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen,
00:24:20please, please, um, you're not going to believe this, but I swear to god I'm not lying.
00:24:24I was just drugged and robbed, okay? I just woke up at a strange house. I have no idea where
00:24:27I am. I have no idea how to get home. My phone is dead. I have no way of calling for
00:24:30help. In an hour and a half, I have the biggest meaning of my life. I will lose my job if I'm
00:24:35not there. Now, you can leave me here if you want to. I understand. I'd probably do the same thing, but just
00:24:41know that you are leaving behind a man who desperately needs your help. A man who can pay
00:24:47you double as soon as you take him to his house. Come on, man. What would Jesus do, huh?
00:24:59Well, I believe Jesus would charge your dumb ass a triple fast. Yes. Yes, okay, that's
00:25:04a deal. Thank you. Great. Great. Oh.
00:25:08That'll be one hundred fifteen dollars,
00:25:20times three. Wait, wait right here. I'll be right back. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, hi.
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01:14:33I'm flying back to live with my parents in New York.
01:14:36I hope your dick rots off.
01:14:39See you in court, you piece of shit.
01:14:42Cheryl.
01:14:45No, that's... that's fair.
01:14:51You know, I've been married a long time.
01:14:54And whenever I make a mistake,
01:14:56I find it helps just to acknowledge
01:14:59that I want to make things right,
01:15:01even if I don't know how.
01:15:04That's all it takes, huh?
01:15:06Well, you also have to do it.
01:15:08Right.
01:15:09Words can carry only so far.
01:15:11Right.
01:15:13That was really nice.
01:15:14What's the occasion?
01:15:16Is it your birthday?
01:15:17Oh, they're for Mr. Jonas.
01:15:19It's National Secretary Appreciation Day.
01:15:22He is such a good boss.
01:15:25I thought that was yesterday.
01:15:26No, it's today.
01:15:28No, because I saw a sign yesterday
01:15:29that said it was yesterday.
01:15:31It's probably a sign to remind you
01:15:33to do something nice for someone.
01:15:35It wasn't yesterday, it was today.
01:15:56It's tonight.
01:15:58This was in your box.
01:16:02It was left in the conference room?
01:16:04I don't have a pen.
01:16:30It was a sign.
01:16:31The universe provides.
01:16:32The universe provides.
01:16:40Okay.
01:16:41Okay.
01:16:51Hum.
01:16:53Did the mail go out today?
01:16:54They just picked it up.
01:16:56But if you hurry, you just might make it.
01:16:58I know what I have to do now.
01:16:59That must be a good feeling.
01:17:01Oh, um, happy National Secretary's thing.
01:17:05Well, we prefer administrative assistance.
01:17:08Sure.
01:17:08J'ai dit que j'ai dit que j'ai été mouillé.
01:17:20Quoi ?
01:17:21Oui.
01:17:22J'ai dit que j'ai été mouillé.
01:17:23C'est votre nouveau porte-mouillé ?
01:17:24Non, je ne suis pas terminé. Je ne suis pas terminé.
01:17:27Je ne suis pas terminé.
01:17:28Je ne suis pas terminé un peu plus.
01:17:30Je ne suis pas terminé.
01:18:00... de l'un de l'autre.
01:18:03... de l'autre.
01:18:06Monsieur Jones ?
01:18:09No, Frank.
01:18:11I know it's been a rough couple of days before he looks like it's been stressful.
01:18:15I'm gonna give you a chance.
01:18:18You can tear that policy up, show back up here for work tomorrow morning or you can sign it.
01:18:23Affecting absolutely nothing.
01:18:27Et j'espère que votre résignation est sur ma boîte.
01:18:40Oh, d***.
01:18:47Je pensais qu'il serait plus difficile.
01:18:50C'est difficile de faire le bon truc.
01:18:53Mais quand il arrive à faire ça, c'est facile.
01:18:56C'est naturel.
01:18:58Le univers sait ce qu'il veut.
01:19:00Il veut balance.
01:19:02L'arrivée à l'arrivée de la balance,
01:19:03c'est juste pour la vie dans le chaos.
01:19:05Mais une fois que vous laissez,
01:19:07vous laissez ce que vous pensez,
01:19:09ce que vous pensez,
01:19:10ce que vous avez besoin.
01:19:12Et c'est quand tout devient très clair.
01:19:15Et même les choses très difficiles.
01:19:18Gets facile.
01:19:26C'est parti.
01:19:28C'est parti.
01:19:29C'est parti.
01:19:31C'est parti.
01:19:32C'est parti.
01:19:33C'est parti.
01:19:34C'est parti.
01:19:35C'est parti.
01:19:36C'est parti.
01:19:37C'est parti.
01:19:38C'est parti.
01:19:39C'est parti.
01:19:40C'est parti.
01:19:41C'est parti.
01:19:42C'est parti.
01:19:43C'est parti.
01:19:44C'est parti.
01:19:45lerin,
01:19:46surtout qu'il est en странe.
01:19:49C'est parti.
01:19:50C'est parti.
01:19:51Y'aup central on assez juste en son choix.
01:19:53C'est parti.
01:19:56C'est parti.
01:19:58J'en avion.
01:20:00Un downloadedos en harmonie.
01:20:01C'est parti.
01:20:03Democrée.
01:20:05Discwlением de laision
01:20:06de l'arrivée de influence…
01:20:08C'est parti.
01:20:10Désus.
01:20:11C'est parti.
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01:20:42So you figured it out finally?
01:20:46Yeah.
01:20:46It took me long enough.
01:20:50I've discovered that time is a far more relative concept than I thought.
01:21:01Took you long enough.
01:21:02God, those stars are unreal.
01:21:12God, those stars are unreal.
01:21:14I'm dead.
01:21:24We are dead.
01:21:27We are dead.
01:21:29Manganie them.
01:21:31Can't get caught.
01:22:02...I guess to see if anyone was hurt.
01:22:07Then Jonas came from out of nowhere.
01:22:12Looks like he didn't see it coming.
01:22:16I'm sorry about your friend.
01:22:19Between you and me, we smelled booze on this asshole when we got on the scene.
01:22:22We'll make sure he pays.
01:22:24No, he's got the system by the balls.
01:22:27The system will probably have to go to traffic school or some shit.
01:22:30These things have a way of working themselves out.
01:22:33Remember, I'm as a bitch.
01:22:36Alright.
01:22:37I'm sorry.
01:22:38This time, man, I'm sorry.
01:22:40I'm sorry.
01:22:41I need to know the pool.
01:22:44I needed to go.
01:22:45You got that.
01:22:46I need to know the pool.
01:22:47This is the pool.
01:22:48I'm sorry.
01:22:48You got that.
01:22:49I need to know the pool.
01:22:51Everybody's lost.
01:22:53Water is as bad as he's in the pool.
01:22:55Cut the pool.
01:22:56The pool is okay.
01:22:57You got that.
01:22:58You got that.
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