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00:00:00Musique

00:00:30Welcome to San Francisco, the city by the bay, home to 30,000 fire hydrants, 4 million tennis balls, and very liberal pooper scooper lobs.

00:00:48My name is Lucky. I'm a dog, in case you hadn't guessed, and I belong to this man.

00:00:53You remember Dr. Doolittle, right? The guy who can talk to animals?

00:00:57If you don't, let me jog your memory. He's a doctor, and he talks to animals.

00:01:02Well, anyways, he's busier than ever.

00:01:04Doctor, you've got Mr. Carson at 10 for a full workup. Mr. Winnington's EKG's at 12.

00:01:08Mrs. Blumcouch has got a bad rash on her back. I told her 11.15.

00:01:11I got you. Buster's got a deworming at 12.30. Misty's kennel cop is back. I put her in at 1.00.

00:01:16Afternoon, wall-to-wall noodles.

00:01:17You've got the Rotary Club dinner tonight.

00:01:19You've got the kennel club breakfast tomorrow.

00:01:21Look, push Mr. Carson's workup to 11. I will deworm Buster at 12, do the EKG at 12.30.

00:01:25Moved Misty to 1.15, and look, Lucky, you've got to stop mixing up my charts.

00:01:28Last week, you almost had me neutering Mr. Penich.

00:01:30Oh, yeah? Well, from what I hear, you'd be doing Mrs. Penich a favor.

00:01:34Anytime, lady. Thank you.

00:01:36No matter how busy he got, Doc always found time to help animals.

00:01:40Hi. My name is Bandit.

00:01:41Hi, Bandit.

00:01:42How are you doing, Bandit?

00:01:44And I'm a stray?

00:01:45That's okay. We're all strays.

00:01:47Yeah, I know how hard it is the first time to get up here, Bandit. Take your time.

00:01:50Just one part of time, Bandit.

00:01:52That's true.

00:01:53That's right. Never give up hope, Bandit. Never, ever give up hope. Not just Bandit. All you dogs, listen to me.

00:01:58Every dog in here can find a family and be somebody's best friend.

00:02:02Really?

00:02:03Let me hear you say that. Say, I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:06I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:08One more time again. I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:11I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:14That's right. That's right.

00:02:15Also, there's a family out in North Beach that's trying to find a good watchdog.

00:02:20Somebody that's housebroken and great with kids.

00:02:22Any of you guys got a background in security?

00:02:24Oh, that'd be Rusty. Rusty's a watchdog.

00:02:27Who's Rusty?

00:02:28Rusty, tell... Oh, no.

00:02:30Rusty.

00:02:31This better be important.

00:02:33No, uh...

00:02:33Never mind, Rusty.

00:02:35He says he must not lick his ass all the time.

00:02:39Every zoo in the country had a job for the dog.

00:02:43He was especially good at matters of the heart.

00:02:45So how long has it been since you guys made little baby turtles?

00:02:48Not that long. Maybe 20 years?

00:02:51It'll be 48 years next Monday.

00:02:54Okay, I see the problem here.

00:02:56You know what to do here. Listen.

00:02:57I'm going to give you these pills.

00:02:58I want you to crush them up and put them in your food.

00:03:00Oh, yeah? What did I do?

00:03:04Oh, yeah. You're looking fine.

00:03:07Coming at you, baby.

00:03:09In fact, he became an international celebrity,

00:03:12traveling from Alaska to Australia.

00:03:14I'm here with the world-famous Dr. Doolittle,

00:03:17who actually speaks with animals.

00:03:20Now, what we're going to do is sneak up on

00:03:22and rescue this unsuspecting alligator.

00:03:25But we'll have to be quiet so he doesn't know we're here.

00:03:28The trick with catching this alligator

00:03:29is to be wary of those teeth.

00:03:31Huge, penetrating teeth.

00:03:33See, what I'm doing is allowing Steve to think

00:03:36that I don't know he's back there.

00:03:38Wait until he tries to grab me,

00:03:40turn on him,

00:03:41and Bob's your uncle bite his arm off.

00:03:44I'm going to have to get my arm around his neck

00:03:46and hang on.

00:03:47Steve, I think he knows the old...

00:03:49Shh. I don't want to blow the element of surprise.

00:03:51Now!

00:03:53Oh!

00:03:54Crikey me up!

00:03:55Yeah, it seemed everybody wanted a piece of the good doctor,

00:04:03and his family understood.

00:04:05Thank you.

00:04:05Well, most of them did.

00:04:07But we'll get to that part in a minute.

00:04:09Thank you very much.

00:04:10Right now, I've got to answer the door.

00:04:12Uh...

00:04:12Yeah, who's there?

00:04:15Hey, it's me.

00:04:16I forgot my key.

00:04:17Open up.

00:04:17Well, then, I guess you'll have to beg, huh?

00:04:19Come on, boy.

00:04:20Beg.

00:04:20Come on.

00:04:21Get it?

00:04:22Roll reversal.

00:04:23Because usually, it's the human

00:04:25that says to the dog,

00:04:27I know you better open up the door

00:04:29before I...

00:04:30Just open the door, Lucky.

00:04:32Now, seeing as you're the one who feeds me,

00:04:33I'm going to let you in this time.

00:04:34Okay.

00:04:35Thank you.

00:04:40Guess who's back from France?

00:04:42John?

00:04:42Hey.

00:04:43Hey.

00:04:44Hey, sir.

00:04:45How you doing?

00:04:46Ah!

00:04:49I got you a present from Paris.

00:04:51That's for me?

00:04:52Yeah, that's for you.

00:04:53That's for us.

00:04:53Hey, oh!

00:04:55I can enjoy this present as well.

00:04:57You know what would be

00:04:59a really nice present, John, though?

00:05:01What's that?

00:05:01If you could keep that flock

00:05:02of your faithful

00:05:03away from the building.

00:05:04I'm sorry.

00:05:05I'll talk to him later, okay?

00:05:06Betty!

00:05:06Hey, baby.

00:05:07How you doing?

00:05:08Hi.

00:05:08How you...

00:05:09Look, I got you a little present

00:05:09from Mexico.

00:05:10Ooh, gracias.

00:05:11Yeah.

00:05:12Ooh, I wonder what it is.

00:05:13Ah!

00:05:14Earthquake!

00:05:15911!

00:05:16911!

00:05:16Oh, no, no.

00:05:17Don't shake it.

00:05:17I won't shake it.

00:05:18My spleen.

00:05:18Oh, that hurt.

00:05:19Oh!

00:05:20Oh, cute.

00:05:21Thanks, Dad.

00:05:22Hey, this is in Puerto Vallarta.

00:05:23Yes, a chameleon.

00:05:24You know, it can change color

00:05:25against different backgrounds

00:05:26you put it on?

00:05:26The blend master is in the house.

00:05:28I'm gonna disappear

00:05:29like old baby daddy.

00:05:30Now you see me?

00:05:32Poof!

00:05:32Now you don't, eh?

00:05:33Well, we can still see you.

00:05:35I'm not gone?

00:05:36I'm not invisible?

00:05:37Uh, you did remember

00:05:38it's Charisse's birthday?

00:05:39I sure did.

00:05:39You remember

00:05:40to get the cake from Stenson's?

00:05:40How about now?

00:05:41Uh, actually,

00:05:42Charisse doesn't want

00:05:43to have a family birthday party.

00:05:45Now, what's that about?

00:05:46I thought we always

00:05:46celebrate together.

00:05:47Okay, you have anything green, maybe?

00:05:49Hey, take this thing

00:05:49to your room, please.

00:05:50Guacamole, a zucchini,

00:05:51a big pico?

00:05:53She's got a date.

00:05:54I suck.

00:05:54A date?

00:05:56A date with who?

00:05:57I didn't ask.

00:05:58She's a big girl now, John.

00:06:01Well, we'll see

00:06:01about this date thing.

00:06:03Where's the birthday girl at?

00:06:04Uh, she's unreachable.

00:06:05What do you mean,

00:06:06she's unreachable?

00:06:06Where is she?

00:06:07She's in her room

00:06:08with the door locked

00:06:09and headphones on.

00:06:10You could try paging her.

00:06:11She's in the house

00:06:12and she's unreachable

00:06:12in the house with a headphone.

00:06:13I'm supposed to page her

00:06:14in my house.

00:06:15I'm gonna page somebody

00:06:15in my own house.

00:06:17Okay, we'll see

00:06:17if I'm gonna page somebody.

00:06:18I ain't paging nothing.

00:06:21Careful, Doc.

00:06:22She's 16.

00:06:23That's a tough age.

00:06:24Hey!

00:06:26Cherise, open this door.

00:06:28Can you believe this?

00:06:29Hey!

00:06:30Try your cell.

00:06:31I'm not calling on the cell phone

00:06:32while she's in her bedroom.

00:06:36Hey!

00:06:37Cherise!

00:06:39Open the door!

00:06:40Okay.

00:06:42All right!

00:06:42Okay!

00:06:43Okay!

00:06:44Okay!

00:06:53Cherise!

00:06:55Those teenagers, Doc,

00:06:57they can drive a man to drink.

00:06:58Hey!

00:07:00What are you drinking?

00:07:01Gatorade.

00:07:02Oh, really?

00:07:03Give it to me.

00:07:04Hm.

00:07:04Gatorade make wine now, huh?

00:07:08Nah!

00:07:09You better slow down.

00:07:13Which one of you is Doolittle?

00:07:15What now?

00:07:16I have a message from the boss.

00:07:18From the who?

00:07:19The boss.

00:07:20The God Beaver.

00:07:20Now save the questions

00:07:21and come with me.

00:07:23Look, you guys know the rules.

00:07:24You just don't come up here

00:07:25on my balcony.

00:07:25Make an appointment.

00:07:26You make an appointment.

00:07:28Now go.

00:07:28You tell the beaver

00:07:29to make an appointment

00:07:29just like everybody else.

00:07:30I can't tell him that.

00:07:31I'll end up sleeping

00:07:32with the fishes.

00:07:33How's it gonna look

00:07:34in the paper

00:07:34when Dr. Doolittle

00:07:35throws a possum off the roof?

00:07:37That's not gonna look right.

00:07:38Now leave,

00:07:38because I will.

00:07:39Watch your tone, buddy.

00:07:48Talk.

00:07:49This is Daddy.

00:07:49How are you?

00:07:50Hey!

00:07:50Hey, I got a couple

00:07:51of questions for you.

00:07:52I want to know

00:07:53how come I gotta climb

00:07:54up a side of a building

00:07:55and get a little cell phone

00:07:56to talk to you

00:07:56in your bedroom.

00:07:57Where are you?

00:08:00Dad, Dad,

00:08:01what are you doing?

00:08:02Why?

00:08:03What am I doing

00:08:04because it's the only way

00:08:04I can reach you?

00:08:05What are you doing in here?

00:08:06What's all of this?

00:08:07What's all of that about?

00:08:08You don't do that

00:08:08in public, do you?

00:08:09Dance?

00:08:10Of course.

00:08:10That's not dancing,

00:08:11that's advertising.

00:08:12What's this about you

00:08:13don't want to spend

00:08:13your birthday with your family?

00:08:15Dad, having dinner

00:08:15with your family

00:08:16is something you do

00:08:16when you're young,

00:08:17not when you're turning 16.

00:08:19Besides, I have a date.

00:08:20Well, you can bring

00:08:20your date with you

00:08:21because you're coming to dinner.

00:08:22Oh, cool, Eric.

00:08:23These are my parents

00:08:24and my little sister.

00:08:25They're gonna be joining us

00:08:26on our date.

00:08:30I don't even know why...

00:08:32What's this?

00:08:35Dad, that's private.

00:08:36I can see why it's private.

00:08:37It's embarrassing, Cherise.

00:08:38You got two C's

00:08:39and a D on here.

00:08:41Embarrassing?

00:08:43Dad, you are the last person

00:08:44who should be talking

00:08:45about anything

00:08:45being embarrassing.

00:08:47What are you talking about?

00:08:47What's that supposed to mean?

00:08:53Oh, so I'm supposed

00:08:54to stop doing what I do,

00:08:55stop doing my work

00:08:56and stop helping animals

00:08:56because you find it embarrassing?

00:08:58That's not gonna happen.

00:08:59That's right,

00:09:00it's not gonna happen,

00:09:01so forget about it.

00:09:02You're coming to dinner.

00:09:03Look at this.

00:09:04No cell phone for a week.

00:09:06Oh, what am I supposed

00:09:06to do without my cell phone?

00:09:08Here's some stamps.

00:09:09You can learn how to write

00:09:10a letter to somebody

00:09:11or something.

00:09:11You think I care?

00:09:12Look at me.

00:09:12Do I look like I care?

00:09:13Look, just take it.

00:09:14Do I look like I...

00:09:14Look at me.

00:09:15Look, no, Cherise.

00:09:16Look at me.

00:09:17Do I look like I care?

00:09:18Look.

00:09:19I don't care.

00:09:23This is unbelievable.

00:09:24You know she has

00:09:2450 numbers in here

00:09:25and not one of them is mine.

00:09:27You shouldn't be looking at that.

00:09:28Why not?

00:09:29Biggie Mac cell.

00:09:33Biggie Mac pager.

00:09:34Biggie Mac home.

00:09:36Who the hell is Biggie Mac?

00:09:37I don't know, John.

00:09:39I'm gonna find out

00:09:40who Biggie Mac is.

00:09:41I don't like that name,

00:09:42Biggie Mac.

00:09:42What the hell

00:09:43kind of name is that?

00:09:46What is that?

00:09:48Marcus' cell phone.

00:09:49Cell phone?

00:09:50Mm-hmm.

00:09:51When did he get a cell phone?

00:09:52Last week.

00:09:53What are you doing?

00:09:54Shh, John.

00:09:55Shh, I'm checking out Biggie Mac.

00:09:57Hello?

00:09:59Hey, who is this?

00:10:00Well, who is this?

00:10:02Is this Biggie Mac?

00:10:03Who wants to know?

00:10:05Hey, I'm asking the questions here, punk.

00:10:07What?

00:10:07How old are you?

00:10:09None of your damn business.

00:10:10Oh, really?

00:10:10What if I make it my business

00:10:11to find out how old you are?

00:10:12Are you threatening me?

00:10:14No, I don't make threats.

00:10:15I'm promising you

00:10:15that if you ever...

00:10:17John, is this John Doolittle...

00:10:18Hi, I'm so sorry.

00:10:19That's a wrong number.

00:10:20It's not.

00:10:20That's a grown man

00:10:21that's on the other than that phone.

00:10:22I wish I could say

00:10:23the same thing about you.

00:10:27The door.

00:10:28I hear the door.

00:10:29Go get that door right now.

00:10:30Who am I?

00:10:30Mr. French up in here?

00:10:32Honest.

00:10:32I got to get doors.

00:10:33Let me show you what it is right now.

00:10:35Chicks, I'll switch them like kicks right now.

00:10:37It's that chip crib looking sick right now.

00:10:39Hey, Dr. D, what's up?

00:10:41It's me.

00:10:44Me?

00:10:44Who's me?

00:10:45Back up, me.

00:10:47I'm saying, you gonna let me in?

00:10:49Dr. D, what's going on?

00:10:53Excuse me?

00:10:54Remember me, Eric,

00:10:55Domino's Pizza,

00:10:56extra cheese, anchovies, tomatoes,

00:10:58guacamole.

00:10:58You the pizza guy.

00:10:59Yeah, yeah, I'll deliver that.

00:11:00Well, thanks a lot, man.

00:11:01What, I forget to give you a tip.

00:11:02I'm sorry.

00:11:02No, no, no, no, no.

00:11:03That's cool.

00:11:03You gave me something

00:11:04a little better than a tip.

00:11:05I'm gonna take care of you, man,

00:11:06because you know it's nice to have Luke.

00:11:07What's up, baby?

00:11:09What's going on?

00:11:09You ready?

00:11:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:11:11This is your date?

00:11:12Dead, Eric.

00:11:12Eric dead.

00:11:14My man.

00:11:15What's up?

00:11:16Um, Eric.

00:11:16No, we have to stay here

00:11:18with the family and eat dinner.

00:11:20Huh?

00:11:22It's cool with me.

00:11:24Hey, hey, Sharice, now,

00:11:25don't be like that.

00:11:26You're gonna ruin dinner

00:11:26for everybody.

00:11:28Come on, now.

00:11:29You know what, Pops?

00:11:30Don't even sweat that, man.

00:11:31Don't worry.

00:11:32I know how to take care of you.

00:11:36Pops.

00:11:41You know, Sharice always

00:11:42had a mind of her own.

00:11:44When she was about a year and a half,

00:11:45she decided she wasn't gonna wear diapers anymore.

00:11:47Remember that?

00:11:47Johnson.

00:11:48And she started having

00:11:49all these little accidents

00:11:50around the house

00:11:51because she didn't have it down yet,

00:11:52so we'd have little piles and stuff.

00:11:53Dad, you just had to go there,

00:11:54didn't you?

00:11:55Come on.

00:11:55It's his family.

00:11:56We're talking all day.

00:11:57It's cool.

00:11:58I'm actually learning something here.

00:11:59Really?

00:11:59You're learning something?

00:12:00You know what's interesting?

00:12:01You never learn to take off your hat

00:12:02at the dinner table.

00:12:04And your head getting hot.

00:12:04I don't mind just getting hot

00:12:06just sitting here

00:12:06looking at you in that hat.

00:12:0816.

00:12:08Just think, Sharice,

00:12:10in two years,

00:12:11you'll be out of this house

00:12:12and on your way to college.

00:12:14One year, 10 months, 16 days.

00:12:16And you know what?

00:12:17Berkeley's a really close college.

00:12:18If you went to Berkeley,

00:12:19you could live at home

00:12:19and you could save some money.

00:12:21That's a good idea,

00:12:22but I've already reserved a U-Haul

00:12:23for the day I graduated high school.

00:12:25Oh.

00:12:26You reserved a U-Haul already?

00:12:28Uh, Dad,

00:12:29someone to see you.

00:12:31Yo, step outside.

00:12:34Thank you, sweetie.

00:12:35Excuse me, darling.

00:12:36Bye, Dad.

00:12:37Love you.

00:12:37I love you, too.

00:12:39Excuse me, Eric.

00:12:41Yeah, hey, yo.

00:12:43Yo, down here.

00:12:44Okay.

00:12:45All right, now, what do you want?

00:12:46First of all,

00:12:46let me say the beaver

00:12:47sends birthday greetings

00:12:48to your lovely daughter.

00:12:50Oh, really, that's very nice.

00:12:51Now, you go in,

00:12:52you tell the beaver

00:12:52that he's starting to get on my nerves.

00:12:54Oh, what are you getting

00:12:55all bent out of shape for?

00:12:56He only wants a moment of your time.

00:12:58Then what if I say no?

00:12:59I don't think you want to go

00:13:01down that road, my friend.

00:13:03All right, look,

00:13:04you go and tell the beaver

00:13:05at 8 o'clock my office tomorrow.

00:13:07Oh, the beaver don't travel for nobody.

00:13:10He knows you're a busy man

00:13:11and he will remember this,

00:13:12but this is truly

00:13:13a life-or-death situation.

00:13:14All right, shut up.

00:13:15Listen, my car,

00:13:167 a.m. in the morning, all right?

00:13:18Hey, this is good news.

00:13:20The beaver likes good news.

00:13:21Thank you.

00:13:23Jimmy, get the car.

00:13:25Happy birthday to you.

00:13:28Happy birthday.

00:13:29Happy birthday, dear Cherie.

00:13:35Happy birthday.

00:13:36Happy birthday to you.

00:13:41Come on, blow your candle out

00:13:42and make a wish.

00:13:46Whee!

00:13:48Surprise!

00:13:49Happy birthday!

00:13:50It's your birthday.

00:13:51It's your birthday.

00:13:52There's a mouse in the house.

00:13:54Hey, give me that.

00:13:55I'm licking the candles.

00:13:56Oh, yeah, well, you can lick

00:13:57my fat, funky little...

00:13:59Hey, don't be a biggie.

00:14:00Cherie, I'm so sorry.

00:14:01Ooh, ooh, ouch.

00:14:02Hey, watch the fur.

00:14:03Watch the fur, buddy.

00:14:04We're trying to do something nice

00:14:05for your daughter.

00:14:05I bet if a cute little kitty popped out,

00:14:07you say, oh, how cute, how cute.

00:14:09But you're not.

00:14:10You're not.

00:14:10You're not a couple of...

00:14:11Listen, you're not a couple

00:14:12of cute little kitties.

00:14:13Yes, we are.

00:14:13You're two disgusting rats.

00:14:15No, we're not.

00:14:15They just ruined the birthday cake.

00:14:17Oh, so you want to get personal now,

00:14:18don't you?

00:14:19Well, you know what rats spell

00:14:20backwards is, mister?

00:14:21It's star.

00:14:22That's right.

00:14:22I'm a star, buddy.

00:14:23Oh, really?

00:14:24Is that right?

00:14:25Well, do you know what

00:14:25hot spells backwards?

00:14:26Um, no, I don't have a...

00:14:27Ah!

00:14:28Exactly!

00:14:31Could it be?

00:14:32Yes, it is!

00:14:34Diapers!

00:14:34My favorite, chocolate.

00:14:37Say, Maya.

00:14:39Maya?

00:14:40Maya.

00:14:41Maya.

00:14:42Um, what do you think

00:14:43you're doing?

00:14:44I think he's about to say something.

00:14:45Bring me a bone.

00:14:48And a large order of flies.

00:14:51Supersized.

00:14:52You will bring me ham,

00:14:55luncheon meats, cold cuts.

00:14:57Lucky out.

00:14:59Hey, Maya, can I talk to Charisse

00:15:00alone for a second?

00:15:01Okay.

00:15:03Come on, boy.

00:15:08Hey, Charisse, look,

00:15:09I'm sorry about tonight.

00:15:11Okay, I'm thinking about

00:15:12cutting back a little bit

00:15:13and spending some more time

00:15:13around here with you guys.

00:15:15Great, now more animals

00:15:17will be here.

00:15:17What if we don't stay here?

00:15:19We can go on a big vacation

00:15:20to Europe, the whole family.

00:15:21What about that?

00:15:22Are you serious?

00:15:23I'm dead serious.

00:15:24We can go to Paris, Rome,

00:15:25the Greek Islands.

00:15:26We always talked about that.

00:15:27Let's do it.

00:15:28What do you think?

00:15:29Is this a bribe?

00:15:34Yes, this is a bribe.

00:15:37It's working.

00:15:39Hey, yo, Doc,

00:15:39one other thing.

00:15:40I forgot to tell you.

00:15:41Tomorrow!

00:15:41What?

00:15:41Tomorrow.

00:15:42Tomorrow.

00:15:44Tomorrow.

00:15:45Yeah.

00:15:46European vacation,

00:15:46so tomorrow.

00:15:47Tomorrow!

00:15:48We're going to Europe!

00:15:49Tomorrow!

00:15:50So, Doc, the raccoon,

00:16:06and the possum

00:16:06took a road trip

00:16:07to meet this mysterious beaver.

00:16:09Hey, Doc,

00:16:11nice wheels.

00:16:11What do you call this thing?

00:16:12Oh, this is a Mustang.

00:16:14Yo, Doc,

00:16:15is there a car named after me?

00:16:16No, I don't think

00:16:17they make a possum.

00:16:18Why not?

00:16:19Not a lot of cars

00:16:20named after rodents.

00:16:28Alright,

00:16:29I want to go over

00:16:29a couple of ground rules

00:16:30for when you're

00:16:31in the beaver's presence.

00:16:32Number one,

00:16:33no sudden movements.

00:16:35Number two,

00:16:35do not stare at his teeth.

00:16:37Between you and me,

00:16:38he's got a little bit

00:16:39of an overbite.

00:16:39I personally think

00:16:40he needs braces,

00:16:41but I'm not a dentist.

00:16:43Numbers three through ten,

00:16:44you will treat him

00:16:45with the respect

00:16:46he deserves.

00:16:47Capisce?

00:16:48We're talking

00:16:48about a beaver, right?

00:16:50Hey, Toadie,

00:16:51how you doing?

00:16:52How's it hanging?

00:16:52Hey, Doctor,

00:16:53how are you?

00:16:54Hey, back away.

00:16:55Back away from him,

00:16:56Jimmy, alright?

00:16:56Show some respect,

00:16:57you animal.

00:16:58Hey, look,

00:16:58the raccoon got the doctor.

00:16:59He says he's a miracle worker.

00:17:01Hello?

00:17:02We call to get

00:17:03the boss ready.

00:17:07I'll decide

00:17:07I'm going to go

00:17:08get to make one.

00:17:09thank you.

00:17:10Yeah,

00:17:11Doctor Doolittle,

00:17:12I presume.

00:17:13Welcome to my den.

00:17:14Would you like a fish?

00:17:16Oh, no thank you,

00:17:17I've eaten already.

00:17:18Hey,

00:17:18the beaver offers you a fish,

00:17:20you take the fish.

00:17:21Joey, shut up.

00:17:22Sorry, boss.

00:17:23I've heard good things

00:17:24about you

00:17:25from some of the

00:17:26Bay Area families.

00:17:27From the Bay Area families,

00:17:28really?

00:17:30What are you guys,

00:17:31some kind of mafia

00:17:31or something?

00:17:32Mafia?

00:17:32No,

00:17:33we don't know nothing

00:17:33about no mafia,

00:17:34do we, boys?

00:17:35Nah,

00:17:35I've never heard of it.

00:17:36No,

00:17:36that's a myth.

00:17:37I'm just a simple fisherman

00:17:39who's blessed

00:17:40with many friends.

00:17:41Perhaps you'll be

00:17:42one of them.

00:17:43What do you guys

00:17:43want from me?

00:17:44Well,

00:17:45I'm losing my territory.

00:17:47What,

00:17:47the other animals

00:17:48moving in on you

00:17:49or something?

00:17:49Yeah,

00:17:50the humankind.

00:17:51They're cutting down

00:17:52our homes,

00:17:53busting up families.

00:17:54Where it is,

00:17:55they're cutting down

00:17:56a whole forest.

00:17:57Okay, guys,

00:17:58you're talking

00:17:58to the wrong person.

00:17:59You need to contact

00:17:59one of those nature groups

00:18:00like the Sierra Club

00:18:02or, um...

00:18:03It has to be you, Doc.

00:18:04You're the only one

00:18:05who knows how to speak human.

00:18:07Yeah,

00:18:07we can't fight humans

00:18:08on our own.

00:18:08I mean,

00:18:09they got guns

00:18:09and knives

00:18:10and pull-out couches.

00:18:12Sure,

00:18:12I got rabies,

00:18:13I can bite somebody,

00:18:14but I can only do so much.

00:18:15You guys have no idea

00:18:17what I'm talking about,

00:18:17do you?

00:18:18Sure,

00:18:18I do.

00:18:19It's man against nature.

00:18:20Put you on our side

00:18:21and I like the odds.

00:18:23Me on your side?

00:18:24I didn't say

00:18:24I was going to help you.

00:18:26I didn't say.

00:18:28Doctor,

00:18:28before you say no,

00:18:30I would like you

00:18:30to see what

00:18:31we're talking about.

00:18:48it's gone.

00:18:58It's gone.

00:19:00Everything

00:19:01gone.

00:19:08How do you save

00:19:09a forest anyway?

00:19:10You know,

00:19:10it's not going to be easy,

00:19:11John.

00:19:12I would assume

00:19:12the lumber companies

00:19:13have a lot of clout.

00:19:14but I do know

00:19:16if there were

00:19:16a threatened

00:19:17or an endangered

00:19:18species living

00:19:18in the forest.

00:19:19There definitely

00:19:20are laws that protect it.

00:19:21How am I going to find out

00:19:22if there are any

00:19:23endangered animals

00:19:23in the forest?

00:19:24Well,

00:19:26you could ask Eugene.

00:19:27where you found

00:19:29an endangered species,

00:19:30a bear,

00:19:30a female whose mother

00:19:31had been killed

00:19:32by poachers.

00:19:33She's the only

00:19:34Pacific Western bear

00:19:35up there.

00:19:35Well,

00:19:35that's good.

00:19:36One bear has to be

00:19:37protected, right?

00:19:38Well,

00:19:38no,

00:19:38the lawyers for

00:19:39Potter's Logging Company

00:19:40argued that since

00:19:41she's the only one

00:19:42up there,

00:19:43there's no chance

00:19:43for survival

00:19:44of the species anyway.

00:19:45There'd have to be

00:19:46a male, too.

00:19:46Pardon me?

00:19:47Why don't we just

00:19:47get a male up there,

00:19:48get the two of them together

00:19:49and let nature

00:19:49take its course?

00:19:50Well,

00:19:51unfortunately,

00:19:51the only male

00:19:52Pacific Western bear

00:19:53that we could find

00:19:54was raised in captivity.

00:19:56Excuse me?

00:19:56Never been a bear

00:19:57raised in captivity

00:19:58that's been successfully

00:19:59reintroduced to the wild.

00:20:00They've never had

00:20:01the world-famous

00:20:02love doctor

00:20:02make any introductions.

00:20:03Psst.

00:20:04Doctor.

00:20:05Excuse me, sir.

00:20:07Your man left

00:20:08the barn door open.

00:20:10Something wrong?

00:20:10Oh,

00:20:11yeah,

00:20:11oh,

00:20:11jeez.

00:20:14Don't get

00:20:14Bam Bam didn't see that.

00:20:16I'm sure.

00:20:17The giraffe is the one

00:20:18that was disgusted.

00:20:19I am so sorry.

00:20:20Yeah.

00:20:26I know you're

00:20:30really disappointed.

00:20:32Disappointed?

00:20:33About not going

00:20:34to Europe?

00:20:36Now,

00:20:36Dad,

00:20:36why would I be

00:20:37disappointed?

00:20:38I made your promise

00:20:39I'm going to stick to it.

00:20:41If you don't want me

00:20:41to do this,

00:20:42I'll understand,

00:20:43okay?

00:20:43Why,

00:20:44can I actually say no

00:20:45and not feel guilty

00:20:45for the rest of my life?

00:20:47When do we leave?

00:20:48As soon as we can get

00:20:49a court order

00:20:49stopping the clear-cutting.

00:20:51Who's going to argue

00:20:51the case?

00:20:56Why,

00:20:57why are you looking around?

00:20:58Me?

00:20:59What,

00:20:59me?

00:20:59Not me,

00:21:00you.

00:21:01No,

00:21:01no,

00:21:02no,

00:21:03no,

00:21:03no.

00:21:06Come on,

00:21:06for the animals.

00:21:06Don't, don't make me do this.

00:21:08For the animals.

00:21:09For the animals.

00:21:09I don't do animals.

00:21:10Do it for the animals.

00:21:11That's speciism.

00:21:12You're a speciist.

00:21:14You're a speciist.

00:21:16No,

00:21:16your honor.

00:21:17We're simply asking

00:21:18for an injunction

00:21:19so that we might have

00:21:20the chance

00:21:21to save a species.

00:21:21Your Honor,

00:21:24this is a delaying tactic

00:21:25slash publicity stunt

00:21:26saving a species.

00:21:28I have affidavits

00:21:29signed by a range

00:21:30of experts

00:21:31who all concur

00:21:31that to take a

00:21:32bear raised in captivity

00:21:34and reintroduce it

00:21:35into the wild

00:21:36is,

00:21:37well,

00:21:38dangerous

00:21:38and irresponsible.

00:21:40Simply put,

00:21:41a bear raised

00:21:42by circus folk

00:21:43wouldn't know

00:21:44how to feed itself

00:21:45or interact

00:21:45with real bears,

00:21:47let alone make it

00:21:47through its first winter.

00:21:49No,

00:21:50it would certainly

00:21:50succumbed to

00:21:51Darwin's law of nature,

00:21:53survival of the fittest.

00:21:55Actually,

00:21:56well,

00:21:56yeah,

00:21:57but Darwin's

00:21:57never met my dad.

00:21:58Young lady,

00:21:59that's inappropriate behavior.

00:22:02And just,

00:22:02who is your father?

00:22:03Uh,

00:22:04sir,

00:22:04your honor,

00:22:05that's me.

00:22:05I'm her father.

00:22:06Name's Doolittle.

00:22:07Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:09Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:11Do you feel

00:22:12you could rehabilitate

00:22:13a tame bear

00:22:14and mate it

00:22:15in the wild

00:22:16with a female?

00:22:17Yes,

00:22:17I do,

00:22:18your honor.

00:22:18In that case,

00:22:19I'll grant a one month's delay

00:22:20on the harvesting

00:22:21of Campbell's Grove.

00:22:23Well,

00:22:24one month,

00:22:25Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:25That's it.

00:22:27Thank you, sir.

00:22:28And doctor,

00:22:29if that bear

00:22:30should so much

00:22:31as set one paw

00:22:32in a campsite

00:22:34or this town,

00:22:35I'll rescind

00:22:35this order immediately.

00:22:37I understand completely.

00:22:38Thank you,

00:22:39your honor.

00:22:39Thank you.

00:22:40Thank you,

00:22:41your honor.

00:22:43Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:45Dr. Doolittle,

00:22:46you speak to both

00:22:47domestic and wild animals.

00:22:49Can a circus bear

00:22:49relate to a forest bear?

00:22:51Well,

00:22:52I don't know much about him

00:22:53except that he's been

00:22:54living in captivity,

00:22:55so I'm sure

00:22:55he'll be really happy

00:22:56to return in a while.

00:23:02So much for

00:23:05a family vacation,

00:23:07but Doc figured

00:23:07how hard could this be?

00:23:09That was before

00:23:10he met Archie.

00:23:14Ladies and gentlemen,

00:23:15he's the bear

00:23:16with flair,

00:23:17the walking rug

00:23:18with an adorable mug.

00:23:20Archie the bear!

00:23:22It's a quarter on it.

00:23:24Hit on the highway.

00:23:27They love me.

00:23:28Go.

00:23:28I'm born to be

00:23:30and that's the show!

00:23:40Woo!

00:23:41Big bone gal, huh?

00:23:43Oh, yeah, I guess so.

00:23:45You got any action shots?

00:23:46You know what I'm talking about.

00:23:47No, I don't,

00:23:48but listen,

00:23:48you'd be really lucky

00:23:49to wind up with somebody like her.

00:23:50Oh, look,

00:23:51I have had so many girlfriends.

00:23:54Okay, look,

00:23:56I've never had a girlfriend,

00:23:57but just bring her by.

00:23:58Bring her by on Monday.

00:23:59That's when I'm dark, okay?

00:24:01Oh, no, no, no.

00:24:02I can't bring her here.

00:24:02You have to go to her.

00:24:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:24:04Go to her?

00:24:04Where?

00:24:05Um, she's in the forest.

00:24:07Ooh.

00:24:08Oh, I don't play forests.

00:24:09I'm strictly state fair,

00:24:11small arena type bear.

00:24:12Archie,

00:24:13do you know

00:24:13what kind of bear you are?

00:24:14Um, let's see.

00:24:15Yes, I'm a singer,

00:24:17dancer,

00:24:17three years tap,

00:24:18two years jazz,

00:24:19four years...

00:24:19You're an endangered species.

00:24:21Hey, is that a threat, buddy?

00:24:23Because my lawyer

00:24:24will be down here...

00:24:25No, it's not a threat.

00:24:25I'm not threatening you.

00:24:26What I'm saying is

00:24:27that you're a very rare bear.

00:24:28You're what's called

00:24:28a Pacific Western bear.

00:24:30Yes, I know.

00:24:31Look, I can play any kind of bear.

00:24:33I've got range, grizzly, panda, polar.

00:24:35Here, check out my polar.

00:24:36I am freezing.

00:24:37It is cold.

00:24:37Okay, I've made it clear enough.

00:24:38Let me break it down to you.

00:24:40Your ancestors

00:24:40come from the mountains of California, okay?

00:24:43And when you were six months old,

00:24:44they took you from your mother

00:24:45and they taught you

00:24:46to wiggle your hips

00:24:46to a recording of Hound Dog.

00:24:48Peace and quiet.

00:24:49No, no, no.

00:24:50I taught myself that.

00:24:51I admit, I pander

00:24:52because I'm a panda bear.

00:24:53Get it?

00:24:55I pander.

00:24:56Yes, funny stuff, Archie.

00:24:58But listen,

00:24:59what I'm proposing to you

00:25:00is I'd like to take you back

00:25:02to where your ancestors roamed,

00:25:03get you out in the woods

00:25:04and teach you to be a real bear.

00:25:06Look, I like the bear I am, okay?

00:25:08I'm famous.

00:25:09Look, have you been to the gift shop?

00:25:11I have my own beanie baby.

00:25:13You do this,

00:25:14I promise you'll be the most famous bear

00:25:15in all the world.

00:25:16Bigger than Pooh.

00:25:18Are you kidding me?

00:25:19You pull this off,

00:25:20they'll be saying Winnie the Who.

00:25:22You've got yourself a bear.

00:25:24And in what must be

00:25:25one of the most unusual stories of the year,

00:25:28Dr. John Doolittle

00:25:30is trying to rewrite the laws of nature

00:25:32by attempting to reintroduce

00:25:34a performing bear into the wild.

00:25:36And in doing so,

00:25:37he hopes to save an entire forest

00:25:39from destruction.

00:25:40It's Darwin versus Doolittle.

00:25:42Oh, get over yourself.

00:25:44Governor,

00:25:45I've got two lumber mills

00:25:47waiting for that wood.

00:25:48I understand, Joe,

00:25:50but it's complicated.

00:25:51Especially if that endangered bear survives.

00:25:54I don't meet my quota, Governor.

00:25:56You're the one who's gonna be endangered.

00:25:58Now, now, J.P., not to worry.

00:26:00That ridiculous bear

00:26:01is bound to screw up at least once.

00:26:04And when he does,

00:26:05you'll have yourself a new trophy.

00:26:08And I've got just the place to put him.

00:26:14It's Saturday.

00:26:16Get the car shined up.

00:26:17And...

00:26:18Hair collider.

00:26:20What you gonna wear?

00:26:21Heaven made my mind up.

00:26:22The local bear purse

00:26:23one size I've been tied up.

00:26:25Oops, she'll be there.

00:26:27I wonder how she wears her hair.

00:26:29What you gonna do?

00:26:30If I see her, I swear,

00:26:32I'm gonna put the gates down like a...

00:26:33Oh, yeah.

00:26:34I'm looking for somebody...

00:26:38So, we all moved to the forest

00:26:40and waited for Archie to arrive.

00:26:42Now, while the family got settled,

00:26:44it was time I started looking out

00:26:45for number one.

00:26:47Ha-ha-ha.

00:26:48Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

00:26:50Well, this looks like

00:26:50as good a place as any here.

00:26:52Here we go.

00:26:53Ah, the simple pleasures of life.

00:26:56Holy Lord,

00:26:57that wolf is a fox.

00:26:59I hope I don't have dog breath.

00:27:02You know, from licking my own...

00:27:04Never mind.

00:27:05Oh, you like that, huh?

00:27:05Yeah, that was me.

00:27:06Ha-ha-ha.

00:27:07Plenty more where that came from,

00:27:08if you know what I mean.

00:27:09Ha-ha.

00:27:11Grr to you, too.

00:27:13What is that?

00:27:14Some kind of secret

00:27:15wild lady dog code

00:27:16for you like me?

00:27:18Yeah, I do some dancing.

00:27:19Here's a little move

00:27:20I call the back scratcher.

00:27:22Pretty cool, huh?

00:27:23Hey, hey, hot lady dog.

00:27:25Wait.

00:27:26Where are you going?

00:27:27Call me.

00:27:29And so the big day finally came,

00:27:31and I had a feeling

00:27:32the fur was gonna fly.

00:27:34Okay, everybody.

00:27:35You all know why we're here.

00:27:37We're about to try to do something

00:27:38that's never been done before.

00:27:40And everyone thinks

00:27:41that we can't pull this off.

00:27:42And they got their blades sharpened

00:27:44and their trucks ready to roll.

00:27:45But we're gonna prove them wrong, right?

00:27:48That's right.

00:27:49I want everybody

00:27:50to put their claws together

00:27:52and how about a big round of applause

00:27:54for the bear that's gonna lead the way.

00:27:56Let's hear it for Archie.

00:27:58Yeah!

00:28:00Come on.

00:28:03Are you ready to save the forest?

00:28:07Well, put your paws up.

00:28:09Put your paws up.

00:28:10Come on, now.

00:28:11Is this some kind of joke?

00:28:13Hey, I want to go serious on you

00:28:15for a second.

00:28:16I know I've got my work cut out for me,

00:28:18but with your help,

00:28:19I know one thing.

00:28:21Now go.

00:28:22I will survive

00:28:29Yes, I will survive

00:28:31For as long as I know how to love

00:28:33I know I'll stay alive

00:28:35Yes, I will survive

00:28:36For as long as I know how to love

00:28:39I know I'll stay alive

00:28:40Everybody!

00:28:42We're dead.

00:28:45Nevermore.

00:28:46This show's over.

00:28:49Well, let's go fool around.

00:28:50I've got your work cut out for you, Doc.

00:28:52Okay, I'm done.

00:28:53That's good.

00:28:54Turn it off.

00:28:55You're not a real bear.

00:28:57You're Wayne Newton in a bear suit.

00:28:59It's so dirty.

00:29:00Look at my paws.

00:29:01Yes, it's the woods, Archie.

00:29:03His chief component is dirt.

00:29:05Wait.

00:29:05Hey, Doc, is that her?

00:29:06She's a babe.

00:29:08Yeah, that's her.

00:29:08Oh, look at the way she moves.

00:29:10Oh, man.

00:29:11Would I love to see her wet?

00:29:13I'll tell you what.

00:29:14I'm gonna go over and introduce you.

00:29:15You just wait here, okay?

00:29:16Yeah, good.

00:29:18Hey, tell her I really dig her fat pouch.

00:29:20But don't be crude.

00:29:21I'll try to work that in.

00:29:23Okay, good.

00:29:25Wait.

00:29:26Hey.

00:29:27Oh, are you coming over here?

00:29:30I'm a little busy foraging.

00:29:32Hi.

00:29:33Hello.

00:29:33My name is John.

00:29:35I'm Ava.

00:29:36Hi, Ava.

00:29:36That's a pretty name, Ava.

00:29:38Nice to meet you.

00:29:38Hi.

00:29:39Hey, quick question, Ava.

00:29:40How would you like to meet the man of your dreams?

00:29:44You're real cute, but I don't go interspecies.

00:29:46Oh, no.

00:29:47I'm not talking about me.

00:29:48I'm talking about...

00:29:49I shouldn't have said man.

00:29:49I should have said bear.

00:29:50How would you like to meet the bear of your dreams?

00:29:52Look at that big...

00:29:52What do you think of that big, magnificent hunk of bear over there?

00:29:55Um, I don't think I see him.

00:29:58Oh, is he standing behind that door?

00:30:00Oh, no, he is...

00:30:02Look, let me explain to you what's going on, all right?

00:30:04There's a logging company that's gonna tear down this whole forest.

00:30:06Everything.

00:30:07Oh.

00:30:07And the only thing that can stop them

00:30:08is if I can get two Pacific Western bears together.

00:30:12You're a Pacific Western bear and so is he.

00:30:14And if I can get the two of you together

00:30:15and you made little Pacific Western bears,

00:30:18then...

00:30:19You see where I'm going with this?

00:30:20Uh-huh, yeah.

00:30:21Look, no offense, but I don't talk to bear pimps.

00:30:23Hey, wait a minute.

00:30:23Come on.

00:30:23At least let me call him over so you can meet him.

00:30:25Please.

00:30:25Hey, Archie, come over here.

00:30:27Hey, Johnny.

00:30:28Hey, there you are.

00:30:29Come on, man.

00:30:30I thought we were gonna go work out.

00:30:32Peace.

00:30:34Okay, Archie, you're on.

00:30:35What do I say to her?

00:30:36Get to know her a little bit.

00:30:37Tell her a little about yourself.

00:30:38Hi, I'm Archie.

00:30:41I like moonlit walks on the beach,

00:30:44sharing slop buckets with that special someone,

00:30:47and soulful sounds of the Backstreet Boys.

00:30:50You're very weird.

00:30:51Weird as in sexy?

00:30:53No, just weird.

00:30:55Hey, Archie.

00:30:56Archie, why don't you let me take it from here?

00:30:58That was good.

00:30:59Okay.

00:31:00Damn.

00:31:00So, Ava, what do you think of Archie?

00:31:03Cute, huh?

00:31:04Oh, don't make me eat you.

00:31:05Oh, stop that.

00:31:06I know he's a little uncomfortable

00:31:07around the female species at first,

00:31:09but if you give him...

00:31:09That's not even really the point.

00:31:11You see, I need a real bear,

00:31:12someone who can hunt and protect and provide for me.

00:31:15Oh, okay.

00:31:16I can understand that.

00:31:18Oh, and, you know,

00:31:18I'm already involved with someone.

00:31:20Really?

00:31:20You have a boyfriend or a bear friend?

00:31:22Yeah.

00:31:23Are you in love with this bear?

00:31:24Love?

00:31:25Look, my cousin married for love,

00:31:26and the next thing she knows,

00:31:28he's two-timing her

00:31:28with this hot little grizzly in a cave up north.

00:31:31Okay, so you're not in love?

00:31:32No.

00:31:33All right, let's make a deal.

00:31:34Don't make any decisions for a month.

00:31:36I'm gonna go work with Archie.

00:31:37In a month's time,

00:31:38I'm gonna turn that bear into a bear

00:31:40that you will be proud

00:31:40to have little bear cubs with, okay?

00:31:42Check it out!

00:31:43I flipped for you!

00:31:45Pinecone!

00:31:46Gah!

00:31:54Hey.

00:31:55Hey.

00:31:57Mmm.

00:31:58Perfect night.

00:32:01Mmm-hmm.

00:32:02Sitting out here breathing this fresh country air

00:32:04and just listening to the crickets chirp.

00:32:06Yep.

00:32:08Hey, you know what the crickets are saying?

00:32:10Dad, I don't know what the crickets are saying.

00:32:12I don't speak to the animals.

00:32:13You're the one who understands them, not me.

00:32:14Little monkeys don't come up to me asking me

00:32:15four or 40 ounce.

00:32:16I don't say, hey, can I help you, little animal?

00:32:18Do you need a shot?

00:32:18I don't do that, Dad.

00:32:19I'm up in my room listening to music.

00:32:20Do you see me talking to you?

00:32:21Hey, hey, slow it down a second, now.

00:32:23I was just gonna tell you

00:32:24that the crickets are nature's thermometers, that's all.

00:32:26You can tell how cold it is by how fast they chirp.

00:32:29Okay.

00:32:35It seems a little cold out here, doesn't it?

00:32:37Yeah.

00:32:38Yeah, a little nippy.

00:32:40Maybe I need to go get my vest.

00:32:42Yeah.

00:32:42Yo, fake Dr. Drain stupid.

00:33:01Hey, and get a tune-up, man.

00:33:04Get a tune-up.

00:33:06Yo, what's up, baby?

00:33:08Hey, Derek.

00:33:08Hey, hey!

00:33:13You left your homie!

00:33:15What's up, Dr. D?

00:33:16I don't know, Eric.

00:33:17Maybe you should tell me what's up.

00:33:18Yo, man, I came to visit.

00:33:19I figured since y'all love me so much

00:33:21that I was gonna stay a couple days, but it was cool.

00:33:23Oh, no, no, hell no.

00:33:25Hey, Charisse, I don't understand.

00:33:27What's not there to understand?

00:33:28Um, Eric with bags?

00:33:29I don't understand that.

00:33:30Well, he's staying here for a couple nights.

00:33:31Mama said so.

00:33:32Oh, your mother said so.

00:33:34Yes, Mom.

00:33:34Oh, okay, Eric, you're gonna be on the floor in the living room

00:33:37in a sleeping bag on the floor

00:33:38if you don't have a problem with that.

00:33:40And by the way, Eric, I'm watching you.

00:33:43And not just me.

00:33:44You know, I got eyes all around the woods.

00:33:45You know I talk to the birds, right?

00:33:46Thanks, Dad.

00:33:47Yes.

00:33:48Watch your back.

00:33:49I feel you.

00:33:50Yeah, you feel me?

00:33:51Yeah, I feel you.

00:33:52Okay, all right.

00:33:53I'm watching you, Eric.

00:33:55I'm watching your back.

00:33:57There's our opportunistic eaters, finding food wherever they can.

00:34:01Can we please see what else is on?

00:34:03No, we can't see what else is on.

00:34:05You need to watch this, Archie,

00:34:06so you can learn how to feed yourself and survive during the winter.

00:34:09What is he doing, digging?

00:34:11You never even wondered what your shop clothes was for, have you?

00:34:14Uh, no.

00:34:16Bears are excellent swimmers.

00:34:18Not this bear.

00:34:20I know you're not gonna sit there and tell me you don't know how to swim.

00:34:22Oh, wait, you haven't heard?

00:34:23There's a new invention.

00:34:24It's called the boat.

00:34:26Okay, that's the last straw.

00:34:27Tomorrow morning, we're gonna get up at the crack of dawn,

00:34:29and I'm teaching you how to fish.

00:34:31How about noon-ish?

00:34:32Unbelievable.

00:34:32And so began the bear-a-thon.

00:34:34A training mission so grisly, so unbearable, so hairy.

00:34:38Okay, that's enough.

00:34:39All right, Archie, let's do it.

00:34:40This river's full of fish.

00:34:41Let's go.

00:34:42Yep, so is Red Lobster.

00:34:44Hey, don't look at me.

00:34:45Look at the water.

00:34:45That's where the fish are.

00:34:46They're moving.

00:34:47Oh, man, wouldn't you touch me?

00:34:49Wouldn't you touch me?

00:34:50Look, you big furry baby,

00:34:51I want you to put your face down in that water right now

00:34:53and grab a fish.

00:34:54No.

00:34:54Archie, I want you to do just like you saw on TV.

00:34:57Put your face under the water and catch a fish.

00:34:59You can do it.

00:35:00Come on, man, I'm here with you.

00:35:01Go on to the water.

00:35:02All right, I'll try it.

00:35:05All right, one, two, three.

00:35:07Archie.

00:35:09It's Archie.

00:35:10What's up?

00:35:11What's up?

00:35:12What's up?

00:35:13Oh, what's up?

00:35:16Okay.

00:35:17Okay, get one.

00:35:20Archie.

00:35:23Hey!

00:35:25Archie!

00:35:26Archie!

00:35:27Okay, Archie.

00:35:35Now you tell me how smart you have to be

00:35:36to lift your head up out of the water

00:35:38when you can't breathe.

00:35:39I saw a light.

00:35:40It was a bright light.

00:35:41It was beautiful.

00:35:43Okay, that's it.

00:35:43We're going to take you on a little trip right now

00:35:44that's going to toughen you up.

00:35:45Come on.

00:35:45What?

00:35:46What?

00:35:47We're going to find something even you can catch.

00:35:49Come on.

00:35:49I saw my grandma.

00:35:56Don't eat.

00:35:57Oh.

00:35:58I'm...

00:35:58Come on, eat.

00:35:59There...

00:35:59I don't eat.

00:36:00I'm good.

00:36:01Thanks.

00:36:02Okay, my clothes?

00:36:06Cold.

00:36:08Use the force.

00:36:10Colder?

00:36:11Warmer?

00:36:12Arctic.

00:36:13So how's it going?

00:36:15I think it's going great.

00:36:16I'm not even going to need three weeks.

00:36:17Honey, look, he's already foraging grapes, right?

00:36:20Why is he walking away from...

00:36:21Oh, man.

00:36:22He's not walking away from...

00:36:23He's circling the grapes.

00:36:24Why?

00:36:25Are they dangerous grapes?

00:36:26No.

00:36:27No, the grapes aren't dangerous.

00:36:28Eric?

00:36:29Seriously, where are the grapes?

00:36:31Don't worry.

00:36:31He's doing great.

00:36:33We're right on schedule.

00:36:34All right, getting dizzy.

00:36:35Yeah, he popped off.

00:36:39Come on, tanks.

00:36:41Cockreet broke my ball.

00:36:43Definite bruise.

00:36:45Now, explain this again.

00:36:47I'm supposed to climb into a small dark space

00:36:50and sleep for six months?

00:36:52Yes, that's what bears do.

00:36:53It's called hibernation.

00:36:54Oh, it sounds more like depression.

00:36:56Wait, how do I eat?

00:36:58Well, you don't eat.

00:36:58What you do is, uh,

00:37:00is you eat a lot during the summer,

00:37:01and that lasts you throughout the whole winter.

00:37:03Where do I go to the bathroom?

00:37:04Well, there's no going to the bathroom.

00:37:06What?

00:37:07You kidding?

00:37:08I'm serious.

00:37:09What you do is, uh,

00:37:10a week before your hibernate,

00:37:11you start eating things like dirt

00:37:13and moss and hair and grass,

00:37:15and it forms a big, big plug in your, um...

00:37:18it plugs up your, your, uh, you know...

00:37:22It blocks my butt?

00:37:23Oh, yeah, it blocks it all up

00:37:25with this big, nasty, hairy plug of hair and grass.

00:37:29This big, nasty plug.

00:37:30Whoa, whoa, wait!

00:37:32So you want me to sleep for six months

00:37:34with the big cork in my butt?

00:37:37Yeah, that's the idea of it.

00:37:38Okay, goodbye!

00:37:40See you later!

00:37:41Archie, come back here!

00:37:42Nope, I'm gone!

00:37:43See ya!

00:37:44Hey, heading south?

00:37:45Archie, listen,

00:37:46nobody's gonna pick up a hitchhiking bear.

00:37:48Look, I'll split the gas

00:37:49and sit in the back with the kids.

00:37:51Come on now, Archie, stop it!

00:37:52I'm sorry, Doc,

00:37:53this isn't working out.

00:37:54I almost drowned.

00:37:56Ava doesn't like me.

00:37:57Hey, look,

00:37:58I'm sick and tired of your complaining, Archie, okay?

00:38:00Look up in this tree.

00:38:00What do you see, huh?

00:38:02Bird.

00:38:04Right, a bird in his home.

00:38:05And on the branch below him,

00:38:06there's a squirrel in his home.

00:38:08And down there by the fence

00:38:09there's a little rabbit in his home.

00:38:10All these animals are depending on you.

00:38:12Okay, you can do this.

00:38:14Just listen to your inner bear.

00:38:15Okay?

00:38:16Just trust him.

00:38:17He'll tell you what to do.

00:38:17Just trust him, Archie.

00:38:19Come on.

00:38:20Okay, but I gotta tell you,

00:38:21my inner bear has a problem

00:38:22with the butt plug.

00:38:24Right, that's it.

00:38:25I'm gonna show you what happens

00:38:25to animals that don't have a home.

00:38:27Come on.

00:38:31Hello, Clarice.

00:38:40Uh, Doc,

00:38:41this isn't really necessary.

00:38:42It's time for a little tough love.

00:38:44Come on.

00:38:44Look in here.

00:38:46What's the matter, boy?

00:38:47Couldn't make it on the outside.

00:38:49Hey.

00:38:49Come on in here, Potterpuff.

00:38:52Go on in there.

00:38:53What?

00:38:54Why?

00:38:54There's a couple of bears inside

00:38:56that want to meet you.

00:38:56Go.

00:38:57Come on.

00:38:57I'll just sit over

00:38:58on that side of the cell.

00:38:59I'm tired of this madness.

00:39:02Don't be scared.

00:39:04I'll bite you.

00:39:05Yes, do look.

00:39:06Oh, hi, honey.

00:39:07Don't like to hunt?

00:39:08Don't like to fish?

00:39:09Do you know what I would give

00:39:10to be up there

00:39:11in the forest

00:39:12or steady in this dump?

00:39:13God, Doc!

00:39:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:39:15Do I hear someone talking?

00:39:17See, that's the problem

00:39:18with kids today.

00:39:20No respect.

00:39:21Kid thing knows my life.

00:39:22I think he needs us

00:39:23to teach him a lesson.

00:39:25No, no, I just...

00:39:26I'm gonna give him a bear hug.

00:39:27Get over here.

00:39:27Let me give you a bear hug.

00:39:28Get on over here, Tiny.

00:39:29No, actually,

00:39:30it's going quite well.

00:39:31Yes, I think I finally

00:39:32got this under control.

00:39:35Her name was Lola.

00:39:37Yeah!

00:39:37She was a show bear.

00:39:39Hey, Lisa,

00:39:39let me call you a bear.

00:39:40With yellow feathers

00:39:41in her hair

00:39:42and her dress

00:39:43cut down to there.

00:39:44Where?

00:39:44At the Copa.

00:39:46Yes!

00:39:46Copa.

00:39:47Yeah, apparently

00:39:47everyone in this place

00:39:48loves musicals.

00:39:50I'm kidding.

00:39:51I get it.

00:39:51I'll try harder.

00:39:53Meanwhile,

00:39:53while the cat's away,

00:39:54the mice will play.

00:39:56And by mice,

00:39:56I mean teenagers.

00:39:58All right,

00:39:59are you still close?

00:39:59Yes.

00:40:00Here they come.

00:40:02You did all this?

00:40:04Well, okay, boys,

00:40:05this is it.

00:40:05Remember what the doc said.

00:40:06If this punk tries anything fresh,

00:40:08we let him have it.

00:40:09Capisce?

00:40:09I got wings, legs, tacos,

00:40:12whatever.

00:40:13Taco?

00:40:13Did somebody say taco?

00:40:15No, no, no.

00:40:16Blend in, blend in.

00:40:17You're gonna blow our cover.

00:40:19Charisse,

00:40:19it's something I've really

00:40:20been meaning to do

00:40:21ever since we got out here.

00:40:23Oh, really?

00:40:24What's that?

00:40:26This.

00:40:30Now!

00:40:33He French kissed me!

00:40:34Now, that worked out nicely.

00:40:38The drinks are on me, Jenny.

00:40:40Meanwhile,

00:40:41the doctor gave Archie and me

00:40:42some lessons of our own.

00:40:45Could you leave a little for me?

00:40:46Because technically,

00:40:47it is my...

00:40:47Just a thought.

00:40:50Hey!

00:40:51What's going on here?

00:40:52I've been so blessed,

00:40:53I feel I should give back

00:40:55to the hot lady dog.

00:40:56No, look,

00:40:56you don't have to put up with that.

00:40:57Hey, get out of here!

00:40:58Ah!

00:40:59Go!

00:40:59Ah!

00:41:00That is one hot fox.

00:41:01What's the matter with you two?

00:41:02What?

00:41:02Don't you know that every female

00:41:04is looking for the strongest male?

00:41:05But what about personality?

00:41:07I'm gonna die a virgin.

00:41:08Look, shut up and listen.

00:41:09The strongest male

00:41:10is called the alpha male.

00:41:12Now, the alpha male

00:41:12is the big boss.

00:41:14He wants everybody to know

00:41:14he's the boss male.

00:41:15You have to be him,

00:41:16the boss of all the males.

00:41:18The alpha male,

00:41:19you have to learn how to,

00:41:19how to,

00:41:19how to walk like the alpha male.

00:41:22Walk the walk.

00:41:23Walk the walk.

00:41:24That's right.

00:41:25And talk the alpha male.

00:41:26Talk!

00:41:26Yeah, I'm still on the walk.

00:41:28That's right.

00:41:28It's about power and respect.

00:41:30It's about pure,

00:41:31unchecked,

00:41:31uncompromised,

00:41:32testosterone-driven

00:41:33male power.

00:41:35John,

00:41:36didn't I ask you

00:41:37to line the garbage pails?

00:41:38You lied in your damn self, woman!

00:41:40What?

00:41:41I'm sorry, honey.

00:41:42I was talking to the animals.

00:41:43I got a little riled up.

00:41:44I was teaching them something.

00:41:46Stop messing with those animals

00:41:47and go and get us something to eat.

00:41:49Okay, I'm on my way.

00:41:50Going to get the food right now, honey.

00:41:51Go.

00:41:52Oh, on my way.

00:41:53Way to go, alpha male.

00:41:54Talk the talk.

00:41:55Shut up!

00:41:55Who are you telling to shut up?

00:41:57I wasn't talking to you.

00:41:58I was talking to them.

00:41:59I was talking to the animals.

00:42:00I'm going to get the food.

00:42:07You sure you don't want

00:42:08another one of these things?

00:42:09No, I'm fine.

00:42:10I got a question for you, Archie.

00:42:17Let's say you spend

00:42:18your whole life

00:42:18in show business, right?

00:42:19What's going to be a big finish?

00:42:21Every act has to have a big finish.

00:42:22Big finish?

00:42:24Check it out.

00:42:24San Francisco B, quote,

00:42:26the best thing about Archie's act

00:42:27is when it's finished, end quote.

00:42:29No, I mean in life, you know?

00:42:31Who are you going to share

00:42:31your success with?

00:42:33Your hopes and your dreams

00:42:34and your fears and failures?

00:42:35I tell you what,

00:42:36everything that I do

00:42:37wouldn't mean anything

00:42:38if I didn't have my wife

00:42:39and kids to go home to.

00:42:40Sometimes I do get very lonely.

00:42:43I've never been in love.

00:42:44Okay, this is your big chance.

00:42:46You know, I think Ava

00:42:46really likes you.

00:42:47What?

00:42:48Did she say something?

00:42:49What'd she say?

00:42:50Well, you know, you've got to

00:42:51learn to read between

00:42:52the lines sometime.

00:42:53She loves me?

00:42:54I knew it!

00:42:55Hey, let's not get carried away,

00:42:57all right, Archie?

00:42:58I feel like I'm about to burst.

00:43:00So this is what love

00:43:02feels like, right?

00:43:03Oh, or maybe it's

00:43:05the marshmallows.

00:43:07Yeah, I think it's the marshmallows

00:43:09because you ate a whole bag of them.

00:43:11Doc, tomorrow,

00:43:12you're going to see

00:43:13a brand new bear.

00:43:14You know what, Archie?

00:43:14I think I'm going to call it a night.

00:43:16Don't go.

00:43:17It's a little scary

00:43:18out here for me.

00:43:19Just, can you stay here

00:43:21until I fall asleep?

00:43:22Okay, I'll wait

00:43:27until you fall asleep

00:43:27and I'm leaving.

00:43:28Hey, Doc?

00:43:29Yes, sir?

00:43:30Um, can you leave

00:43:31the light on?

00:43:34Okay, light stays on.

00:43:37Keep these here, okay?

00:43:43Night, Archie.

00:43:44Night, Doc.

00:43:45If you want a marshmallow,

00:43:46you just can ask me, okay?

00:43:47Okay.

00:43:48Okay.

00:43:49Okay.

00:43:50Okay.

00:43:51Okay.

00:43:52Look out, Ava.

00:43:56There's a new Archie in town.

00:44:01Oh, yeah.

00:44:03That feels good.

00:44:06Feel it coming.

00:44:08Feel the burn.

00:44:11Feel the wind.

00:44:13Feel the muscle cramp.

00:44:16Ow.

00:44:17Ow.

00:44:19Ow.

00:44:20Come on, Archie.

00:44:20Don't quit.

00:44:21Dick deep.

00:44:21Come on.

00:44:22Let's go.

00:44:22Come on.

00:44:23I think I pulled my butt muscle.

00:44:24Ouch.

00:44:25It stings.

00:44:25My butt stings.

00:44:26Could you rub my butt?

00:44:28Could you rub it?

00:44:29Please rub my butt.

00:44:30Come back here.

00:44:31Rub my butt.

00:44:32Please rub my butt.

00:44:36Doc finally realized he was never going to make Archie fast enough or strong enough to impress

00:44:42Ava, but maybe, maybe he could make him sweet enough.

00:44:45I'm going to make him do it.

00:44:46I'm going to make him do it.

00:44:47Wow.

00:44:47How could anybody be so beautiful?

00:44:50Why don't you go down there and tell her that?

00:44:52I don't know.

00:44:53I...

00:44:54Oh, my...

00:44:55What is that?

00:44:56Oh, that's Sonny.

00:44:58That's her little bear friend.

00:44:59She told me about him.

00:45:00But he's a Kodiak bear.

00:45:02Hey, don't get discouraged, man.

00:45:04Listen, you can win her over.

00:45:06But the key to winning a woman over is just figure out what she likes.

00:45:09Like, take my wife.

00:45:10Please.

00:45:11Hey, don't do that.

00:45:12This is serious.

00:45:12I'm sorry.

00:45:13My wife, she likes to be surprised.

00:45:15You mean, like jumping out of the bushes?

00:45:17Screaming?

00:45:17No, nothing like that.

00:45:18They're like romance.

00:45:19Do something romantic.

00:45:20Something that says, you know, I'm thinking about you all the time.

00:45:23You're always on my mind, you know?

00:45:24Wow.

00:45:25That's really nice.

00:45:26I mean, you do stuff like that all the time?

00:45:28I used to.

00:45:30But lately I've been, you know, all, you know, caught up in this, so I guess I'm a lot of practice.

00:45:40My candles, my fruit, my cheese, my wine.

00:45:44Perfect.

00:45:47What are you doing?

00:45:49Oh, hey, honey.

00:45:50What are you doing right now?

00:45:52This is, it's all about you tonight, baby.

00:45:54Yes, I sent the children off to the movies and the bear is camping in the woods.

00:45:59We're all alone.

00:46:00Oh, yes.

00:46:01All alone.

00:46:03Just give me one second.

00:46:04Oh, no, you cannot see me.

00:46:05I am at one with the couch.

00:46:07I am blended perfectly, interwoven, into every fiber.

00:46:11Oops.

00:46:12Come on.

00:46:12Found him.

00:46:13I can give you some pointers.

00:46:14Less of the intrusions.

00:46:15Come on.

00:46:15It ain't no funny that the homies can't see none.

00:46:18Now, where were we?

00:46:19Well, you were thinking a few candles and some wine would make up for ignoring me for the last few days.

00:46:24I'm sensing a little resistance and I took that into consideration.

00:46:27I know something you won't be able to resist.

00:46:34Is this our wedding song?

00:46:35That's not fair.

00:46:37Is this the first thing you ever dance to as Mrs. Doolittle?

00:46:40The show is about to start.

00:46:43Watch out.

00:46:44It is.

00:46:45It truly is.

00:46:46It truly is.

00:46:49I'm truly in love with Mrs. Doolittle.

00:46:53I'm truly in love with you, girl.

00:46:57Oh, D is so good.

00:47:02Let me tell you, he scratched my belly the other day.

00:47:04My leg went crazy.

00:47:08Hey, what's going on?

00:47:10Apparently, he's truly, truly in love with her.

00:47:13Hey, Doc, give her some garbage.

00:47:16Chicks like garbage.

00:47:18How about playing a little sugar on Dr. D's lips, huh?

00:47:21I think I can do that.

00:47:23Really?

00:47:23Mm-hmm.

00:47:24Go, Doctor.

00:47:26Go, Doctor.

00:47:27Go.

00:47:28Oh!

00:47:28He broke her.

00:47:29Hey, get out of here, all of you!

00:47:32Oh!

00:47:32Kids got mad.

00:47:33This ain't no peep show.

00:47:34But this is really helpful.

00:47:36I'm learning a lot.

00:47:37Truly.

00:47:38Just get out of here.

00:47:39We'll discuss it tomorrow.

00:47:40Uh-oh, busted.

00:47:40You're gonna discuss what tomorrow?

00:47:42Oh.

00:47:43Well, I was...

00:47:45I was...

00:47:46Well, baby, why don't we just...

00:47:48Why don't we just pick it up where we left off, huh?

00:47:50Baby.

00:47:51Hmm.

00:47:51Why don't you sleep on the couch?

00:47:57Oh, wait.

00:47:58What'd she say, Doc?

00:48:00She said that she loves me so much I get to sleep on the couch.

00:48:03You're the man.

00:48:05Yes, I'm the man.

00:48:07I'm the man on the couch.

00:48:08Mm-hmm.

00:48:21Psst.

00:48:26Hey, Doc.

00:48:27Homeo's on the move.

00:48:28His homeo's are raging.

00:48:31There he goes.

00:48:34Hold it.

00:48:36I was only going to the bathroom.

00:48:39You can hold it.

00:48:41I know that trick.

00:48:44Hey, baby.

00:48:46Hi.

00:48:47What's wrong with your voice?

00:48:48You're looking mighty fine.

00:48:50So, why don't you plant some of that sugar over here on my...

00:48:54On Archie the...

00:48:55Truly.

00:48:59Oh.

00:49:00Oh, no.

00:49:01Is that our song?

00:49:03Oh.

00:49:04Whoa!

00:49:05Oh!

00:49:07Ow!

00:49:07Hard ground back.

00:49:10You should maybe learn how to climb trees.

00:49:12Truly.

00:49:13That's a bruise.

00:49:15Hey, come on out of there, Archie.

00:49:17Never.

00:49:18Look, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

00:49:19It was the most humiliating thing I've ever done.

00:49:22And I once rode a unicycle and a tutu.

00:49:24A tutu!

00:49:25Ha-ha!

00:49:26Okay, I understand.

00:49:27But we could fix this.

00:49:28We just have to work a little harder.

00:49:29No, I'm just going to stay here and hibernate.

00:49:31Tell him to stay in there.

00:49:32We're making our own bear suit.

00:49:34No, Archie's fine.

00:49:35Good, because we were wondering, would it be all right if every animal in the whole entire

00:49:38forest stays with you next week?

00:49:40All right, Archie.

00:49:41I'm not playing anymore.

00:49:42I want you to come out here right now, you big coward.

00:49:44All right, excuse me.

00:49:46Who are you calling a coward?

00:49:49You.

00:49:49I'm calling you a coward.

00:49:51You're a big coward for quitting like this.

00:49:52Well, it's hard.

00:49:53You want to know what hard is, Archie?

00:49:55My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza

00:49:59boy who greets me by saying, yo, Dr. D, what's up?

00:50:02Now I'm standing there listening to a big furry baby crying, telling me he wants to quit

00:50:05because it's too hard.

00:50:06Oh, Ava laughed at me.

00:50:08Oh, boo-hoo, Ava laughed at me.

00:50:11I love her and I need her, and she laughed at me.

00:50:14You know something you don't even deserve, Ava?

00:50:15Why should Ava have to spend the rest of her life with a coward like you?

00:50:18Hey, don't poke the bear, buddy.

00:50:20Well, I didn't poke a bear, because if I poked a bear, a bear would be mauling me, so I

00:50:23don't know what I poke, but it sure as hell ain't no bear.

00:50:25Hey, I'm warning you.

00:50:26Oh, yeah, and I'm poking you.

00:50:28Hey, stop it.

00:50:28All right, and poke, poke, poke.

00:50:29All right, that's it.

00:50:31Ah!

00:50:35Archie hurt.

00:50:36Hey, that felt good.

00:50:40Bear-like.

00:50:41Hey, Archie, you know what?

00:50:42You're beyond my help.

00:50:42You just take your ass back to the circus.

00:50:44A bear?

00:50:46Woo-hoo!

00:50:47I'm a bear!

00:50:49I'm the alpha bear!

00:50:52Brrrr!

00:50:53Brrrr!

00:50:54Bear say grr, right?

00:50:58What happened to you?

00:51:00Archie!

00:51:01I, you know what?

00:51:05Potter called.

00:51:06He wants to make a deal.

00:51:08Just listen to what he has to say.

00:51:11Ooh, so, for you, madame.

00:51:29Thanks.

00:51:30So, does Sonny bring you fish?

00:51:32No, not a fish.

00:51:33Usually about a hundred.

00:51:34A hundred?

00:51:35Wait, no.

00:51:36He can't carry that.

00:51:38Okay, but does Sonny tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes he's ever seen?

00:51:43Does he promise to fill your life with love, poetry, laughs?

00:51:46No.

00:51:46You know.

00:51:47No, mostly he just asks me when I think I'll be in heat.

00:51:51Prince Charming, huh?

00:51:52Yeah.

00:51:52So, when is that?

00:51:57Do you want to go for a walk?

00:51:59With you or alone?

00:52:00With me.

00:52:02Okay.

00:52:05This isn't a walk.

00:52:06We're running.

00:52:07Why do we always have to run?

00:52:08I got you now, and I just want to show you how to play.

00:52:16Goosebumps on your body.

00:52:19Got the way.

00:52:20I want to go all night.

00:52:23Ain't no stop until the break and not the dawn.

00:52:26I want to go inside.

00:52:28Every corner, girl, you really turn me on.

00:52:32I want to go.

00:52:33Knock, knock.

00:52:34I fight us to the wheel when the morning comes.

00:52:37Well, let the sunshine stay in the air.

00:52:40Yep, there was love in the air.

00:52:43Be the man.

00:52:44Be the man.

00:52:46Be the man.

00:52:49Hey, now you listen to me.

00:52:51Yeah, that's right.

00:52:52You're in my house now.

00:52:54Yeah, my house.

00:52:57Also my house.

00:52:58All these are my houses.

00:53:02Hey, you're a lucky girl, you know that?

00:53:03Yeah, you're the lucky one.

00:53:05Not me.

00:53:06You.

00:53:07Hey, you want to go out with me tonight, or would that be good?

00:53:09Hey, wait a minute.

00:53:10What do you think you're doing?

00:53:12Who, who, who, me?

00:53:13No, I'm not doing anything.

00:53:14I'm just, you know, assuming the position.

00:53:18Hey, you marked my tree.

00:53:20Oh, no, I would never do that.

00:53:22I would never mark your tree.

00:53:24I don't even know what those words mean.

00:53:25I drank a lot of water.

00:53:27I'll tell you something about water.

00:53:28It goes right through me.

00:53:29Come on, it smells like lemonade.

00:53:31Oh, yeah, oh, I see your point.

00:53:34Yeah, yours is very, very strong.

00:53:36It's like ammonia.

00:53:38I'm actually getting dizzy, to tell you the truth.

00:53:40Come on, let's beat it.

00:53:42We're leaving.

00:53:43Well, you two are going, and we'll have fun.

00:53:45Have fun.

00:53:46You make a very handsome couple.

00:53:49God, I hate myself.

00:53:54Wow.

00:53:55Yeah.

00:53:56You know, bears have died trying to reach that height.

00:53:58Well, if you want it, you got it.

00:54:01Oh, please, don't even think about it.

00:54:03That's not funny.

00:54:04No, I'm going to go get it for you.

00:54:05Archie, I'm serious.

00:54:07Don't.

00:54:07It's too dangerous.

00:54:08Okay.

00:54:09Promise me.

00:54:10Okay.

00:54:11I like you, Ava.

00:54:13I like you too, Archie.

00:54:16Oh, what are you girls doing over here?

00:54:19Sonny, don't.

00:54:20Beat it, circus boy.

00:54:22Sonny.

00:54:22Oh, you keep your yaps shut.

00:54:24Ah-ha, your charm is matched only by your odor.

00:54:27And what does that mean?

00:54:28Oh, it just means you're a malodorous ignoramus.

00:54:30It's nothing, really.

00:54:31What is he saying?

00:54:33I'm confused.

00:54:34I don't like being confused.

00:54:36Yeah, he really doesn't.

00:54:37Really?

00:54:37Well, you'd think he'd get used to it, huh?

00:54:39Let's go, Ava.

00:54:40Chronicle.

00:54:41Ava, don't go.

00:54:43Look, maybe you can do better than me, but don't do worse.

00:54:45I thought you liked me.

00:54:47Of course I do.

00:54:48Come on, Ava.

00:54:48But you'll always be a city bear, and I need more than that.

00:54:53City bear?

00:54:55Great.

00:55:02Should we put all our cards on the table?

00:55:05Of course.

00:55:07This bear you brought up here has as much likelihood of making little bear babies as Riley here.

00:55:14Ain't it gonna happen.

00:55:14On the other hand, thanks to you, I'm not exactly drowning in favorable publicity.

00:55:19So, here's my offer.

00:55:22I will set aside ten acres.

00:55:24Turn it into a sanctuary.

00:55:26You can bring all your little animal buddies there.

00:55:29Plus, you'll be saving face.

00:55:31You won't have to admit you'd failed.

00:55:33You don't look like a fool.

00:55:36Ten acres is ridiculous.

00:55:38That's the offer.

00:55:39The deadline is Wednesday at 12 noon.

00:55:41Let me be clear.

00:55:42At 12.01, we'll be sending in every logger, every piece of logging equipment we've got.

00:55:47By Friday, there won't be a tree standing.

00:55:53I need to run this with my wife.

00:55:55Excellent idea.

00:55:56There's a pay phone in the back.

00:55:59Excuse me.

00:56:03Calling your wife.

00:56:05Always a sign of weakness.

00:56:06Hey, Johnny.

00:56:10What are you doing?

00:56:14Doc, I know what to do.

00:56:15I've got my big finish.

00:56:18Look, come in here quick.

00:56:20All right.

00:56:21Hey, I don't think I'm allowed in here.

00:56:26Okay.

00:56:27Listen, I gotta tell you, this thing is over.

00:56:30I'm just sorry I dragged you into all of this.

00:56:31I'm gonna have to get you an audition in Vegas or something, you know,

00:56:34because these guys offer me a deal and it's the best I can do.

00:56:36No, no, no.

00:56:37The best you can do is not give up on me, Doc.

00:56:39Come on.

00:56:40You told me.

00:56:41Listen to your inner bear.

00:56:42Remember?

00:56:43I don't know, Archie.

00:56:44Look, I know how I can win Ava.

00:56:47Okay.

00:56:48I know I'm nuts or something, but I'm gonna give it another shot.

00:56:50I'll give it one more chance.

00:56:51Yes!

00:56:52Okay, let me get over.

00:56:53Yes!

00:56:53Uh-oh.

00:56:54Uh-oh.

00:56:55Uh-oh.

00:56:55What's the problem?

00:56:56Ice cream is acting up.

00:56:58What ice cream?

00:56:58I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender.

00:57:02And by the second gallon, I realized I'm in love with Ava

00:57:05and this ice cream called Cherry Garcia.

00:57:09Hey, don't you dare throw up on me.

00:57:11Oh, that's not where it's gonna come out.

00:57:13Oh!

00:57:14Wait, wait, wait.

00:57:15Wait a second.

00:57:15You gotta do that.

00:57:16Sit down on the toilet.

00:57:17Hey, can't hold it.

00:57:18Hey, wait a second.

00:57:18No, don't sit.

00:57:19You gotta lift the lid up first.

00:57:20Oh, and this is not gonna be big enough.

00:57:22Oh, boy.

00:57:22You'll be fine.

00:57:23You'll be fine.

00:57:23Just sit there.

00:57:24I'm gonna keep guard outside.

00:57:25You just take care of it.

00:57:26Hey, how you doing?

00:57:28I'll be with you in one second.

00:57:29I'm gonna take care of business.

00:57:29Sure, sure.

00:57:30Who are you talking to in there?

00:57:31I'm talking to myself.

00:57:32I was, you know, sometimes I gotta coax it down.

00:57:35All right.

00:57:35I'll give myself a little sphincter, a little pep talk.

00:57:37Excuse me.

00:57:38Come on down, you.

00:57:40Oh, my God.

00:57:40I gotta stay in here with you.

00:57:41Okay.

00:57:42Let me get the window open for something.

00:57:42This is crazy.

00:57:43Please, don't do nothing until I get the window open.

00:57:45Uh-oh.

00:57:46The window only opens a little bit.

00:57:47It's not gonna be a mess.

00:57:48It's not gonna be...

00:57:49Oh, hey, hey, you're doing it, aren't you?

00:57:51Where's he going?

00:57:52Wow.

00:57:52Whoa, it's worse than I imagined it would be.

00:57:56Oh, Archie.

00:57:59You just had ice cream?

00:58:00Yes.

00:58:01That's not just ice cream.

00:58:02That's not just ice cream.

00:58:04Oh, Archie.

00:58:05Oh, I ain't that bad.

00:58:06Come on.

00:58:08Woo.

00:58:12Gentlemen, no deal.

00:58:14Thanks for your time.

00:58:22Is that me?

00:58:27Can you hear me, Pupito?

00:58:28Stop staring at me.

00:58:29You're giving me a complex.

00:58:31I'm trying to blend.

00:58:32Well, if you can't hear me,

00:58:34can you change to the color of this table?

00:58:35What do you think you're doing?

00:58:37I think he understands me.

00:58:39Well, if he understood me,

00:58:40I'd tell him how sick I am of all these stupid animals.

00:58:42Oh, that really hurt.

00:58:44Well, if you can understand me,

00:58:45I'd tell you to do something about those dander flakes.

00:58:47It's looking like Christmas in July.

00:58:50I hate this place.

00:58:51So young, so angry.

00:58:53Damn that rap music.

00:58:56Hey.

00:58:57Hey.

00:58:59So, how'd it go?

00:59:02Well, I told Potter no deal.

00:59:04Well, I thought it wasn't working with Archie.

00:59:06Archie's got an idea.

00:59:08He thinks he can win Ava over,

00:59:08so I'm gonna see this thing through.

00:59:10So that means we're stuck here?

00:59:13Oh.

00:59:14Cherise.

00:59:14Hey, Cherise.

00:59:15Hey.

00:59:17Cherise.

00:59:18Hey, it's a long walk back to the city.

00:59:20Hey, we're not getting along too good, are we?

00:59:23I want to go home.

00:59:23I want to go home, too.

00:59:25We're going home,

00:59:25but there's something else that's bothering you, isn't it?

00:59:27I'm not saying it's all your fault.

00:59:29Maybe it's my fault.

00:59:29I don't know.

00:59:29Maybe it's a phase of something that you're going through,

00:59:31but something's bothering you, okay?

00:59:33And your mother thinks you got a problem,

00:59:34and you're not telling us about it.

00:59:36No.

00:59:37You sure?

00:59:37There's nothing bothering you?

00:59:38I'm sure.

00:59:40Cherise.

00:59:41Fine, Dad.

00:59:42Okay, now, because you know I'm not saying you do have a problem,

00:59:45but if you do have a problem, we always work things out, right?

00:59:47Right.

00:59:49You cool?

00:59:50Cool.

00:59:51All right.

00:59:53But your mother was a little worried, and I was...

00:59:55Tell her.

00:59:56I'm fine.

00:59:57Okay.

00:59:58Okay.

00:59:58Yeah.

00:59:59Dad?

01:00:09Yes.

01:00:10Yes.

01:00:10I knew it.

01:00:11I knew something was bothering you.

01:00:12What is it?

01:00:13Come on, talk to me.

01:00:14Really, I mean, you know, Daddy to daughter.

01:00:16Break it down.

01:00:17And you can cry, whatever.

01:00:19We can cry together.

01:00:20If that's...

01:00:21What is it?

01:00:22Nothing.

01:00:23Stop.

01:00:25Must be the mountains messing me up,

01:00:26because...

01:00:27I'm fine.

01:00:29You sure you're all right?

01:00:38She's all right.

01:00:40You have your little space.

01:00:42I'll be in the house.

01:00:43All right.

01:00:43Okay.

01:00:51Talking time's done.

01:00:53It's time to be bold for Ava.

01:00:56He's going after the hive.

01:00:57He's going after the hive.

01:00:59Who?

01:01:00Archie.

01:01:01Who?

01:01:02Archie, you idiot.

01:01:03Jeez.

01:01:04Boy, this cliff's a lot higher than I remember.

01:01:09Bye-bye, species.

01:01:11So this is your big plan, huh?

01:01:13Archie, you get back here right now.

01:01:14Come back in.

01:01:15No way, Doc.

01:01:16I'm going to do this or die trying.

01:01:18That bear is one bad mother.

01:01:20Archie, what are you doing?

01:01:21Archie, you get back in here right now.

01:01:23Come back in.

01:01:23Stop playing.

01:01:24I don't think I'm going to win Ava by eating a bunch of worms.

01:01:27I'm never going to be more woodsy than Sonia.

01:01:30I have to show her how much she means to me.

01:01:32Yeah, and if you fall, it's going to prove that you're stupid and dead, Archie.

01:01:35What's going on around here?

01:01:36Oh, the circus boy's got a new trick.

01:01:39Quiet, Sonny.

01:01:41Okay, I got it.

01:01:42I got it.

01:01:42That log ain't going to hold them, and I know logs.

01:01:46Okay.

01:01:48Don't move, Archie.

01:01:49Don't move.

01:01:49Careful, careful.

01:01:50I'll buy you the honey.

01:01:53Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:01:54Break.

01:01:55Break.

01:01:56This was not a good idea.

01:01:57Archie, get down.

01:01:59I'm fine.

01:02:00There's bees.

01:02:01Back to him.

01:02:02What's happening?

01:02:03I've got to talk to them and work something out.

01:02:04Don't you move.

01:02:05They're stinging me.

01:02:06Oh, no, no.

01:02:06Sting, sting, sting.

01:02:07Guys, uh, move.

01:02:08I can't see.

01:02:12Oh, they're stinging.

01:02:13Get away from me.

01:02:13Attack.

01:02:15Oh, no, no.

01:02:15No, attack.

01:02:16Hey, stop.

01:02:17Defense behind.

01:02:18Archie.

01:02:20Get the little guy.

01:02:22Attack.

01:02:23Attack the hide.

01:02:24Attack.

01:02:25Attack.

01:02:27Attack.

01:02:28Attack.

01:02:29Watch it.

01:02:30Archie, watch it.

01:02:31Hey, Archie.

01:02:34Archie.

01:02:35Archie, get back in here.

01:02:37Jump circus, boy.

01:02:38Go suck a salmon.

01:02:40Ava, I did it for you.

01:02:43Good job, Archie.

01:02:44Way to go, Archie.

01:02:46All right.

01:02:46Yeah, you did it.

01:02:47Ho, ho, ho, ho.

01:02:48Yeah.

01:02:49That kid's got maxi.

01:02:51I love him.

01:02:54Okay.

01:02:54Okay, what's the matter with you, huh?

01:02:56What are you doing something like that for, huh?

01:02:58Are you crazy?

01:02:59Hey, I could have got that hive if I wanted it.

01:03:01Come on, Ava, before I get mad.

01:03:03Sonny, we're not working out, so take a hike.

01:03:08Honey?

01:03:09Yeah, babe, what's up?

01:03:11No, I meant what you like, more honey.

01:03:13Oh, no, I'm good.

01:03:14Okay.

01:03:15So, you ready to talk about preserving the species?

01:03:18Well, we could talk, or you could count to a hundred and come and get me.

01:03:22Okay.

01:03:23Counting, great.

01:03:25One, two.

01:03:27One, two, three.

01:03:28That's impressive.

01:03:29He's really counting.

01:03:30Come on, focus, focus.

01:03:32Uh, the one.

01:03:33Maybe I should stay in the open.

01:03:35One, two, ten, G, H, P.

01:03:38Green, orange, fish.

01:03:40Pace yourself.

01:03:40Not so fast.

01:03:41One, two, three, ten, uh, fifteen.

01:03:44Okay, one hundred.

01:03:47Ow!

01:03:49What's a nap?

01:03:53Daddy?

01:03:54Hey.

01:03:55Daddy's back.

01:03:56Hey.

01:03:56What is it?

01:04:01What happened?

01:04:03It's Archie.

01:04:07Okay, folks, let's move it back now.

01:04:10You got a wild animal coming through.

01:04:11Wild animal coming through.

01:04:14I know you've all seen the show when animals attack.

01:04:16Have you seen when animals wake up and attack?

01:04:19Now, there's nothing more dangerous than a half-sedated, half-unsedated bear.

01:04:24They have big, sharp teeth and claws.

01:04:27Excuse me.

01:04:27I'm Dr. Doolittle.

01:04:28What happened in here?

01:04:29Oh, well, he broke down the back door, and then we found him ransacked in the kitchen.

01:04:33No.

01:04:34Yeah.

01:04:34Sorry, Dr. Doolittle.

01:04:36I was rooting for you.

01:04:37All right, let's move it out.

01:04:38Show's over.

01:04:39Let's go.

01:04:41Hey, Archie, it's me.

01:04:42What happened?

01:04:43Hey, I was so close, Doc.

01:04:46It came out of nowhere.

01:04:48And I, uh, are you ready to save the forest?

01:04:51Yeah, I don't know.

01:04:53The good news is we're setting aside ten acres of forest.

01:04:56We're calling it the Dr. Doolittle Wildlife Sanctuary.

01:05:00Very pleased about that.

01:05:01Ah, speak of the devil.

01:05:02Doolittle, can we ask you a few questions?

01:05:04You know, you think you won this game round, but you haven't.

01:05:06Fine.

01:05:06We'll just level your forest and call it a tie.

01:05:09Thanks very much, folks.

01:05:10That's it for today.

01:05:11Thank you.

01:05:14Only I had an eyewitness.

01:05:16Did anybody see what happened?

01:05:17Yeah.

01:05:18We got one problem.

01:05:20He's a friggin' weasel.

01:05:21Oh, really?

01:05:22What'd he do?

01:05:22No, I mean, he's an actual friggin' weasel.

01:05:25Hey, weasel, the doctor's here.

01:05:27Okay, you know what?

01:05:28That's Mr. Weasel.

01:05:30Hey, well, Mr. Weasel, did you see what happened to the bear?

01:05:32Ooh, the big scary bear.

01:05:34Did I see what happened to the...

01:05:36Did you see anything or not?

01:05:37Okay, here's the deal.

01:05:38You give me that shiny wristwatch of yours,

01:05:40and I'll tell you what you need to know.

01:05:42He's such a weasel.

01:05:43Oh, thank you.

01:05:45Look, how does people set Archie up?

01:05:47I got a witness.

01:05:48An animal?

01:05:49You can't offer that into evidence.

01:05:52Well, you got any better ideas?

01:05:53Well, I'll stall for time.

01:05:54Maybe we'll get a private investigator.

01:05:56Look, if those trucks are ready to roll,

01:05:57they're gonna take Archie and ship him off to a zoo in Mexico.

01:06:00John, if you go on the witness stand,

01:06:02Riley is gonna tear you to shreds.

01:06:04Well, what do I have to lose?

01:06:05Your reputation.

01:06:06Look, I don't care.

01:06:08I'm not giving up on those animals this easy.

01:06:10Not without a fight.

01:06:10Excuse me.

01:06:13Your Honor, we admit it was a setback,

01:06:16but we would like one more week to rehabilitate the bear.

01:06:19Might I suggest perhaps council would like to, uh,

01:06:21admit the animal into the Betty Ford Clinic.

01:06:25Or the Yogi Bear Clinic.

01:06:26What if I could prove the entire thing was a set-up?

01:06:33That would be a very serious allegation.

01:06:37Do you intend to present evidence?

01:06:40We have an eyewitness.

01:06:42Your Honor, can I address the court just for a minute?

01:06:45Go ahead.

01:06:45Sir, we have an eyewitness who'll testify that they heard a gunshot,

01:06:50then they saw a truck backing up to the area where the shot was fired.

01:06:53Is that witness here in the courtroom?

01:06:56No.

01:06:57They're not in the courtroom with us because, um, he's, uh...

01:07:01He's a weasel.

01:07:08Order.

01:07:10Your Honor, I know this seems very unreasonable,

01:07:14but I can talk to animals,

01:07:15and one of them did come forward with this information, sir.

01:07:18Your Honor, if it pleases the court,

01:07:20I have no problem allowing Dr. Doolittle or counsel

01:07:23the opportunity to question the eyewitness.

01:07:26I would just ask for a brief recess

01:07:28so that I have opportunity to get a camera

01:07:31I'd like a snapshot of the animal being sworn in.

01:07:34That's enough.

01:07:35Does the weasel need immunity?

01:07:36Because certainly we could provide animal protection programs.

01:07:39That's enough.

01:07:40Dr. Doolittle, I will not allow you

01:07:42to make a mockery of my courtroom.

01:07:45The deadline has passed.

01:07:46Motion to extend denied.

01:07:49That's a shame.

01:07:50I hate to see it.

01:07:51That's a shame.

01:07:55Uh, Dr. Doolittle, will you go up here?

01:07:57Dr. Doolittle, can you tell us what the weasel said?

01:08:00Can you tell us what the weasel said?

01:08:06Hey, Doc, okay.

01:08:09Coming to get me out?

01:08:10Um, sort of.

01:08:12Sort of? What do you mean, sort of?

01:08:14Well, I couldn't really prove your story, Archie.

01:08:16So they, um...

01:08:17What?

01:08:18They what?

01:08:20They think you're too dangerous to be set free, so...

01:08:23Yeah?

01:08:25What?

01:08:27They sold you to a Mexican circus.

01:08:30Ay, chihuahua.

01:08:36Archie, I am...

01:08:38I'm so sorry.

01:08:39For what?

01:08:41For everything.

01:08:42You know, dragging you out here and putting you through all this stuff.

01:08:45Giving you hope.

01:08:46I feel like I ruined your life.

01:08:48Ruined my life?

01:08:50Doc, you gave me a life.

01:08:53You're the one who taught me about love.

01:08:55No one can ever take that away from me.

01:08:59Hey, Charisse.

01:09:04What are you doing down here?

01:09:05Mom wanted me to tell you that her motion for an appeal has been denied.

01:09:10Mom, we knew it was a long shot anyway.

01:09:12You know, Archie, at least you'd be back in show business.

01:09:21Yeah, that's not what I want anymore.

01:09:24I just want Ava.

01:09:25I know you want Ava.

01:09:27Well, maybe I wasn't meant to be loved.

01:09:32Everybody is meant to be loved.

01:09:34That's right.

01:09:34Everybody's meant...

01:09:40Charisse.

01:09:42Oh, my God.

01:09:46Charisse, since when?

01:09:49A couple of weeks now.

01:09:52At first, it was kind of fuzzy.

01:09:55But, uh...

01:09:58Now it was really clear.

01:10:00And this is what you've been keeping from us, right?

01:10:02I didn't want to say anything, Dad, because I didn't want to become a freak.

01:10:05Oh, no, you're not going to become a freak.

01:10:07Not at all.

01:10:09Hey, look, when it started happening to me, I got scared, too.

01:10:12Just looking at it the wrong way, this is a good thing.

01:10:15How?

01:10:16Well, look at all the goodness come out of it already.

01:10:19What good?

01:10:20Well, look at us, like this, huh?

01:10:21How about this, huh?

01:10:22Hey, guys, now I know what I've been missing.

01:10:29The family.

01:10:30I guess that's something I'll never have.

01:10:33Dad, you gotta help them.

01:10:35Isn't there something that we can do?

01:10:38And it's not just him.

01:10:40I mean, it's all the animals.

01:10:42There's so many of them.

01:10:43Yeah, there are so many of them.

01:10:55You guys are giving up, haven't you?

01:10:57Hey, what am I going to do?

01:10:59I'm six years old.

01:11:00I'm not a young beaver no more.

01:11:02Besides, we've been living in this forest how long?

01:11:05About a hundred years we've been shaking down this forest, boss.

01:11:08So we had a good run.

01:11:10Look, I try to do this by myself, but I can't.

01:11:12So if you guys want to save your homes, you're going to have to help me.

01:11:15And whether or not you believe it, you guys have enormous untapped power.

01:11:20I'm serious.

01:11:21Whenever people talk about the best of the best, there's always an animal expression.

01:11:24You got a heart like a lion, or he's as strong as an ox.

01:11:27He's got eyes like an eagle, or he can move swift like a gazelle.

01:11:30Or you stink like a skunk.

01:11:32What?

01:11:32Sorry about that, man.

01:11:33I'm just trying to make my point here.

01:11:34What I'm trying to say is we can do this.

01:11:37We can do it.

01:11:38Just don't give up without a fight.

01:11:39Let the word go out from Sicily to SeaWorld.

01:11:42The trucks don't move.

01:11:44Capisce?

01:11:45The fever's right!

01:11:45Yeah!

01:11:46Got it!

01:11:46All right!

01:11:48Yeah!

01:11:50Yeah!

01:11:51Yeah!

01:11:52Yeah!

01:12:01Hey, kids!

01:12:02We've got to ask you to move!

01:12:04No!

01:12:05No?

01:12:05Listen, don't start with me!

01:12:10Everybody, take your positions!

01:12:19Hasta la vista, baby!

01:12:23No, Lamar!

01:12:27I ain't never seen nothing like this before.

01:12:29None of them have any milk.

01:12:31What?

01:12:32All of them are dry.

01:12:35What's wrong, Annabelle?

01:12:37Strike!

01:12:38Strike!

01:12:39Strike!

01:12:40Strike!

01:12:41Here's your egg.

01:12:43Do you want to scribble?

01:12:44Strike!

01:12:45Strike!

01:12:46Okay.

01:12:47Let's go get the frisbee.

01:12:49Come on!

01:12:50Go get it!

01:12:52Oh!

01:12:54Strike!

01:12:55Strike!

01:12:56Strike!

01:12:57Oh, my God!

01:12:58Give me that knee!

01:12:59Strike!

01:13:00Strike!

01:13:00Hey, Archie.

01:13:13All the animals are working together.

01:13:14You'll be out of here in no time.

01:13:17It's ridiculous.

01:13:18Animals can't organize.

01:13:21You may want to take a look at this for yourself, then.

01:13:24All over the world, animals have organized.

01:13:26They're striking in Paris, Texas.

01:13:28In Paris, France.

01:13:29In Brooklyn, in Mexico, and in Canada.

01:13:34I'm sure I'm going to regret this in the morning, but maybe you should talk with Doolittle.

01:13:39And what?

01:13:40Give in to a bunch of beasts in lower life forms?

01:13:43I took on the Democrats.

01:13:45I took on the Democrats.

01:13:45I can take on a bunch of animals.

01:13:47Yikes!

01:13:48Oh, no!

01:13:52Go on!

01:13:54Watch it!

01:13:55Beat it!

01:13:56Retreat!

01:13:57Go on!

01:13:58Medic!

01:14:00Organized.

01:14:00We have two bogeys bearing Alpha, Tango, Miner.

01:14:18We are locked on target, Spuddy.

01:14:21There's something...

01:14:21Commence bombing!

01:14:24Roger that, sir.

01:14:25Well done, Ben.

01:14:27I've got you.

01:14:29Carly's over yet.

01:14:30I want the...

01:14:31Sir?

01:14:35Don't make any sudden moves.

01:14:39Gotcha.

01:14:41Attack!

01:14:43Knock and unload!

01:14:44Hoops away!

01:14:46Firing with two!

01:14:50Let's return to me.

01:14:52Sir, you've locked the...

01:14:57What?

01:14:58You've locked the door, sir.

01:14:59You might want off.

01:15:03I think you should run.

01:15:05I'm an attorney.

01:15:06I was...

01:15:06Yeah.

01:15:07I'm not with him.

01:15:09Run!

01:15:09There he is again!

01:15:10Get the little guy!

01:15:12And not the face!

01:15:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:15:18No, please.

01:15:22No, no.

01:15:22I'm sure we can work something out.

01:15:24I'm just reaching for my phone.

01:15:25I'm gonna call Dr. Doolittle.

01:15:27Oh, oh, oh.

01:15:28No sudden movements or I'm gonna bite you in the cannolis.

01:15:31Uh, hello.

01:15:31The number for Dr. John Doolittle, please.

01:15:35Not Stuart Little.

01:15:36Doolittle.

01:15:40Doolittle.

01:15:42Oh, Mr. Potter.

01:15:43How are you, sir?

01:15:44Oh, I could be better.

01:15:45I'm here with a couple of your friends.

01:15:47Well, I know you can't possibly believe that animals are organizing.

01:15:50Uh, well, you know, I don't know what to think anymore.

01:15:53I'll tell you what.

01:15:54Let's put our cards on the table.

01:15:55I will be more than happy to set up a meeting between you and these animals so you can work

01:15:59out your problem.

01:15:59What?

01:16:00Hey, look.

01:16:01It's the only way you're gonna be able to save face.

01:16:02You won't have to admit you were wrong.

01:16:04And you can get out of this thing without looking like an idiot.

01:16:06Here, okay, okay.

01:16:06Look, anything.

01:16:07Just, just call him off.

01:16:10Okay, all right.

01:16:10Listen, put the raccoon on the phone.

01:16:13He wants to speak to you.

01:16:14Make it short.

01:16:15Hello.

01:16:17Here.

01:16:18No, no, no.

01:16:18I got it under control.

01:16:19Hey, we'll call you.

01:16:20He's back.

01:16:20All right.

01:16:21First off, let me say that I'm here only as a mediator.

01:16:24And these negotiations will be between Mr. Potter and the representatives of the United

01:16:29Animals of the Forest Local 534.

01:16:31Yeah, let's come to order.

01:16:33This is my new proposal.

01:16:36All right.

01:16:37What's the stipulations, Doc?

01:16:39What kind of territory are we looking at?

01:16:41It's only, uh, 12 acres here.

01:16:43It's 12 acres.

01:16:43I got your 12 acres right here, pal.

01:16:46Hey, they like it.

01:16:47I'll give you something you like.

01:16:49Like this.

01:16:53I think that's a no.

01:16:56Well, hell no, maybe.

01:16:59Meanwhile, the strike kept growing.

01:17:01Even the pros were getting in on the act.

01:17:03The last few runners left to load now for one of the biggest spectacles of the year.

01:17:08It's dirty time.

01:17:10Last horses in.

01:17:11Gates closed.

01:17:12And I'm wearing off.

01:17:14Hell no, we won't go.

01:17:15Hell no, we won't go.

01:17:17Hell no, we won't go.

01:17:18Run your own stupid race.

01:17:20You try running a mile.

01:17:22Don't even think about reaching for that whip, shorty.

01:17:24Ladies and gentlemen, Shamu.

01:17:31This is Shamu.

01:17:35Nah, I don't feel like jumping through any hoops today.

01:17:38Any of you guys?

01:17:39No, no, not me.

01:17:40Not today.

01:17:41I just ate.

01:17:42Uh-uh.

01:17:44Mr. Pot, I hope we have a deal now.

01:17:46All right.

01:17:53All right, Doc.

01:17:54Good job.

01:17:55Told him everything he knows.

01:17:57Vive le bear.

01:17:58Vive le ouchie.

01:18:00Vive le...

01:18:01Come on, give me a bear hug.

01:18:05Come on.

01:18:06No, absolutely not.

01:18:07You're not leaving here until you get a bear hug.

01:18:10All right, I'll give you a bear hug.

01:18:12It's a little one.

01:18:12Come on.

01:18:14All right.

01:18:14Yes.

01:18:15There you are.

01:18:16Archie.

01:18:17Archie!

01:18:18Archie, you're crushing my spine.

01:18:21Archie.

01:18:26Bye-bye.

01:18:27Drive safe now.

01:18:28Uncle up.

01:18:33Hey, Archie, you in there?

01:18:34What?

01:18:35Hey, Doc.

01:18:37Hey, man, I just stopped by to say so long.

01:18:39Oh, thanks.

01:18:41For everything.

01:18:42You are quite welcome.

01:18:43Archie, I'm ready.

01:18:46Yeah, she's an eight.

01:18:47Excuse me, Doc.

01:18:48Gotta go save the species.

01:18:50Oh, go do your thing, Archie.

01:18:53Yeah, Archie.

01:18:54Archie!

01:18:59Archie.

01:18:59Yeah, it was quite a summer.

01:19:01Hey, Doc.

01:19:07Hey, Lucky, what are you doing?

01:19:08What am I doing?

01:19:11Hmm.

01:19:12Let me phrase it this way.

01:19:14Arr-roo!

01:19:19You too, huh?

01:19:22And Charisse and the doc were closer than ever.

01:19:25Oh, come on.

01:19:26Cheer up, Pepito.

01:19:27You'll get it eventually.

01:19:28No, I won't.

01:19:29I will never blend in.

01:19:31I have a broken blender.

01:19:32You will blend in.

01:19:33Trust me.

01:19:34You will blend in.

01:19:35How?

01:19:36How will Pepito ever blend in?

01:19:37Pepito sucks.

01:19:40Oh!

01:19:42Look at me!

01:19:43I'm blending in!

01:19:45I'm invisible!

01:19:46That's right.

01:19:47You're invisible.

01:19:48Great job, honey.

01:19:49Did you ever doubt me?

01:19:51The blend master is back!

01:19:52How about that?

01:19:53I am the king of the third world.

01:19:55Hey, can we do the whole house like this?

01:19:57He's very feng shui.

01:19:59But the best news of all came the following spring.

01:20:02You don't know what you're talking about.

01:20:04Kids, come on.

01:20:05Hey.

01:20:06Ooh, ooh, ooh.

01:20:07Over here, kids.

01:20:08Ooh, over here.

01:20:10Okay.

01:20:10Now, it's step, step, turn, kick, step.

01:20:13Papa, I thought it was step, kick, turn, step, step.

01:20:16Come on, kids.

01:20:17We open in six weeks, okay?

01:20:19I thought you retired.

01:20:20Oh.

01:20:20Honey, we're just playing.

01:20:24Okay, now from the chorus.

01:20:25Five, six, seven.

01:20:26I will survive.

01:20:27I will survive.

01:20:29For as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.

01:20:33I've got all my life to live.

01:20:35I've got all my love to give.

01:20:37I'll survive.

01:20:39I will survive.

01:20:40Yeah.

01:20:41And I'll die.

01:21:00Ooh.

01:21:03Ooh.

01:21:04Ooh.

01:21:05Ooh.

01:21:07See?

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