Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie [EngSub]
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:46I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:47And I'm your wing men.
00:04:50And I'm your wingman.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:05:24I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:22Let's go.
00:06:29Let's go.
00:06:31Let's go.
00:06:33Let's go.
00:06:34Let's go.
00:06:35Let's go.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:06:43Let's go.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:47Let's go.
00:06:48Let's go.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Let's go.
00:06:52Let's go.
00:07:24Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know, what am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:49Interesting.
00:09:01Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:35Hello, ladies.
00:09:43Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51We know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:22Oh, what a man.
00:10:28What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a Friends with Benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:54Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:22I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:41Friends first.
00:11:41Let's see it.
00:11:52Let's see it.
00:12:54Stop it.
00:12:59Will you go out with me?
00:13:02What?
00:13:03On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:07A real one?
00:13:09No.
00:13:15What?
00:13:17I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:21No, friends first.
00:13:23Remember?
00:13:25Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:31Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34What?
00:13:44Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:50Friends first.
00:13:57Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:14:08So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:09Yes, you will.
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:25He asked me out.
00:14:26He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth.
00:14:29Breathe.
00:14:30I've been fishing on him for so long.
00:14:32On Asher?
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:39Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:42You can give me some tips.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:46Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:50I'm getting a Matty Petty ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:57Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:13Um.
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pet.
00:15:23I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:26It's my favorite color.
00:15:27Heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:37I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:39and he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:43Mary.
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:55Me and Asher?
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no, never.
00:16:01Please.
00:16:02We're, we're friends.
00:16:04We're best friends.
00:16:05Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:18Really?
00:16:19Cool.
00:16:20Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:23I was born in Philly.
00:16:24Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:26Where was the school?
00:16:27Um, I...
00:16:28Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:29How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:30That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:32I can't.
00:16:33How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:34That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:35I can't.
00:16:36How about, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:37I was born in Philly.
00:16:38It's my favorite city.
00:16:39It's my favorite city.
00:16:40It's my favorite city.
00:16:41Uh, I'd like, oh, oh.
00:16:42Uh, I'd like, oh.
00:16:44Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:48Mm-hmm.
00:16:51How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:57Ahem.
00:16:59Uh.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:13That would be great.
00:17:16Goodnight.
00:17:19Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:25Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:28Thank you. Take care.
00:17:32Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:45Why?
00:17:46Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:50I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:52No, no, that's not what I meant.
00:17:54It's just sex ruins everything.
00:17:59Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:15Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:24We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you...
00:18:30jealous?
00:18:32No.
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:39Did you sleep together?
00:18:41No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:45Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:03You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:11I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:33It's my strawberry.
00:19:35Alright.
00:19:42That was rude.
00:20:05Leanne Lamont.
00:20:15You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:33Leanne Lamont.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont.
00:20:35You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:39True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:43He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:21:03Hey.
00:21:08Shit!
00:21:10I am so sorry.
00:21:11Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:42Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:47Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well, see you guys later.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:04That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:36Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:09Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:31Friends forever.
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:11I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:26Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it...
00:26:27Attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This...
00:26:49Is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56Uh, this...
00:26:57Is your headline.
00:26:59For wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:01And...
00:27:02Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:05And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:46You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:47You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:48You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:48You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:49You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:50You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:50You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:51You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:52You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:52You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:53You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:54You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:55You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:56You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:57You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:58You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:59You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:00You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:01You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:02I don't know.
00:28:32It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:41Do you have a key?
00:28:46Wait a second.
00:28:52What a nice trick.
00:29:11Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:24Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:28My front door.
00:29:32How could you?
00:29:45Beth!
00:29:46Wait!
00:29:47Beth!
00:29:48Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:51What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:56Beth!
00:29:57It's not what it looks like!
00:29:58Hey!
00:29:59What are you doing?
00:30:00I'm leaving.
00:30:01I'm getting dressed.
00:30:02I'm going.
00:30:03I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:04I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:05You didn't do anything.
00:30:06It was me.
00:30:07I fucked up.
00:30:08You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:09It wasn't.
00:30:10It isn't.
00:30:11It doesn't matter.
00:30:12I fucked up.
00:30:13Whatever it is.
00:30:14It was.
00:30:15I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:17I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41...
00:30:47...
00:30:49...
00:30:53...
00:30:54...
00:30:58...
00:31:00...
00:31:08Ya Beth.
00:31:09Go away!
00:31:10I need to talk to you
00:31:16I'd fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:21You on the other hand
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game, friends with benefits
00:31:28But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise
00:31:31Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:43Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us
00:31:50You and me
00:31:51Please
00:31:53Give me another chance
00:31:56I suppose
00:32:03Okay
00:32:07Okay
00:32:07Leanne, it's me again
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:24I'm so confused
00:32:26Friends forever, remember?
00:32:28Eric
00:32:34Hi
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch
00:32:40But
00:32:41I would love to see you again
00:32:44If you're up for it
00:32:46Asher
00:32:54Asher, it's me
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with?
00:33:00Leanne, call me
00:33:01Okay
00:33:14Okay, Leanne
00:33:15I don't know what I did to drive you away
00:33:17But
00:33:17I'll leave you alone now
00:33:19If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:22You know where to find me
00:33:24It's Eric
00:33:46Leave a message
00:33:46Hey, Eric
00:33:49Um
00:33:49I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:54And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:56Asher
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her
00:34:02You lied to me
00:34:03Okay
00:34:05Miss you
00:34:07Call me
00:34:08Bye
00:34:08Beth
00:34:14I got your 35 messages
00:34:16Um
00:34:17Listen
00:34:18I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:20And spend some time with you
00:34:22But
00:34:22Maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:34:26I'll call you when I can
00:34:27Hey, hey, hey
00:34:56Babe
00:34:56Slow down
00:34:57To love
00:35:04Wait
00:35:07Love sucks
00:35:09Okay
00:35:13I think we've had enough
00:35:15How about we head back to the mod
00:35:19Fabulous
00:35:24Easy
00:35:27Easy
00:35:27What a good you said
00:35:57I'm leaving.
00:36:27I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:56Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:26She is a musician.
00:37:27She is not the same you think she is the same as herasser.
00:37:29She is a kid, and she is a boy.
00:37:30She is a boy. She is a man.
00:37:32And she is a boy. She is a boy.
00:37:34We could not have a daughter to go out, but she is a name.
00:37:36Then she is a boy. She is a boy.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:51Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey, your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:01She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:32Come on.
00:39:33Come on.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:37Come on.
00:39:38Come on.
00:39:39Come on.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41Come on.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:44Come on.
00:39:45Come on.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Come on.
00:39:48Come on.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:25Shit.
00:41:55Shit.
00:42:25Shit.
00:42:55Hey, Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time? We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out. Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:25XO, XO. When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne. I can't believe you think I'm lying. Then how do you explain this text? I don't know. I didn't send it. You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him. I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric. Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Leigh-Anne.
00:44:06I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:12I do.
00:44:18I do.
00:44:22Kate.
00:44:24I do.
00:44:25I do.
00:44:26I do.
00:44:27I do.
00:44:28I do.
00:44:29I do.
00:44:30I do.
00:44:31I do.
00:44:32I do.
00:44:33I do.
00:44:34I do.
00:44:35I do.
00:44:36I do.
00:44:37I do.
00:44:38I do.
00:44:39I do.
00:44:40I do.
00:44:41I do.
00:44:42I do.
00:44:43I do.
00:44:44I do.
00:44:45I do.
00:44:46I do.
00:44:47I do.
00:44:48I do.
00:44:49I do.
00:44:50I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:13Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry him.
00:45:20You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:45Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:12Oh my god.
00:46:13Hello!
00:46:15Did you uh, get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:22Hello. Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome. I have
00:46:36tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you
00:46:40run down and grab them? Sure. Thanks.
00:46:52Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:13You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:22Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:42Who's this source?
00:47:48Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:04So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear. This isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:20So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:32Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:37What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:39I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:46What are you talking about? I-
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay? We are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me!
00:49:10You are dead to me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:40Okay, let's see.
00:50:04Bye, everybody!
00:52:10Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope purple.
00:52:33It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my god.
00:52:49Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:20Bess?
00:53:50Bess?
00:53:54Bess?
00:53:58Bess?
00:54:02Bess?
00:54:06Bess?
00:54:10Bess?
00:54:22Bess?
00:54:24Bess?
00:54:26Bess?
00:54:28Bess?
00:54:30Bess?
00:54:32Bess?
00:54:34Bess?
00:54:36Oh my god.
00:54:38She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:44Bess?
00:54:46Bess?
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:50You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:00You stay away from me.
00:55:03You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:10Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:18Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:24I promise.
00:55:26Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher?
00:55:30You're a great couple.
00:55:32He loves you.
00:55:34Why don't I just go away?
00:55:38I'll move.
00:55:40I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just...
00:55:43Please.
00:55:44Beth.
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:48Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Nan.
00:55:51But you've gotta go.
00:55:53I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:57But you've gotta go.
00:55:59I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:01But you've gotta go.
00:56:03Come on!
00:56:05No!
00:56:06I can't...
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:09Come on.
00:56:10No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No, no, no.
00:56:42I don't know.
00:57:12Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:13Toodles!
01:00:21Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:28in...
01:00:28Stop.
01:00:29What are you doing here?
01:00:34Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:09No, no, Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:12Go, go, go!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby.
01:01:31For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:33I will kill you.
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40Just go!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:44Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:50I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:53Ask Riddles in your life if you have been blind!
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:08Dad.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Dad.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:32Baby.
01:02:32Hey, wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:53Oh.
01:02:58Asher, I love you.
01:03:00I love you, Leanne.
01:03:03I love you, Leanne.
01:03:08Let me help you.
01:03:09Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:21Will you marry me?
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:36they say that sex ruins everything but sometimes it makes everything better