The Smurfs (2021) Episode 1 — Who Nose?

Dale County 2019

6/4/2025

Hefty
Smurfette

Transcript

00:00Satsang with Mooji

00:30Oh, one hundred and ninety-six, one hundred and ninety-seven, one hundred and ninety-eight, one hundred and ninety-nine, whew.

00:40Two hundred. Whoa.

00:51Hello, Smurfette.

00:52Hi, Hafty.

00:55How are you today?

00:56Because I'm in great shape.

01:07That thing looks heavy.

01:08Not at all, Hefty.

01:09You need a hand?

01:10You're sweet, Hefty. But I can handle a rose bush.

01:15You want me to smurf a hole so you can plant it? Or maybe an enclosure to protect it?

01:19Oh, that's okay. Farmer said he'd help me.

01:22Farmer?

01:23Your carriage is a-callin', Missy.

01:25Oh, merci, Monsieur.

01:27But, Smurfette, are you sure?

01:29Bye!

01:42I've got a present for you, Hefty!

01:44Not today, Jokey.

01:46Why so blue?

01:48Forget it. You wouldn't understand.

01:50Ignore this, Clown. What's got you down?

01:52Well, I just don't know why certain Smurfs barely notice me.

01:56He means Smurfette.

01:58No!

01:59Anyway.

02:00What's wrong with me?

02:01I've got bulging biceps, perfect pecs, square shoulders, floral deodorant.

02:04Why didn't you like me?

02:05If you're handsome and fair, the problem might be elsewhere.

02:07Eh, your nose is too big.

02:08Hmm?

02:09What did you say?

02:10Just kidding.

02:11Not funny.

02:12My nose is just perfect.

02:13Okay, maybe it's a little big.

02:14Diameter...

02:15That...

02:16Ow!

02:17Don't you like me?

02:18If you're handsome and fair, the problem might be elsewhere.

02:21Your nose is too big.

02:22Hm?

02:24What did you say?

02:26Just kidding.

02:27Not funny.

02:30My nose is just perfect.

02:33OK, maybe it's a little big.

02:42Diameter...

02:43Ouch!

02:47Hmm, sarsaparilla deodorant.

02:54The size of your pants plus the length of your tongue

02:56multiplied by the width of your nostrils divided by Papa Smurf's age.

02:59Hefty, it's basic math.

03:00Your nose is 37% too big.

03:02It's a smurf-tastrophe!

03:05Lucky for you, I have just the solution.

03:12Hm?

03:13Uh-huh.

03:17Uh-huh!

03:18Uh-huh!

03:19Uh-huh!

03:20Uh-huh!

03:21Uh-huh!

03:22Uh-huh!

03:23Uh-huh!

03:24Uh-huh!

03:26Uh-huh!

03:27Huh?

03:28Hi, Smurfette.

03:30Huh?

03:32Ouch!

03:34Oh!

03:36Oh...

03:37Oh, Hefty, you're so funny.

03:42Holy Smurfs, you won't woo her like that.

03:48Leave this to the experts.

04:07Uh... Oh.

04:16Ouch!

04:20Boys.

04:24Why don't you ask Papa Smurf for a nose smurf?

04:30A nose smurf? But why, Hefty?

04:33Me? I don't like nose smurfs.

04:36Smurfette thinks it's too big.

04:3937% too big. You must have a potion for that.

04:43No, I don't have that kind of potion.

04:45You're being ridiculous. Your nose is just fine.

04:48Vanity, is your nose too big?

04:51Heavens no. My nose is superb, just like the rest of my face.

04:55And there you have it.

04:57If Vanity likes his nose, then we all like our noses.

05:00There's no need to smurf it, Hefty.

05:02Now I have to get back to work.

05:04Smurfing your nose, whatever, next.

05:07Hmm.

05:09I haven't had my final word. Follow me.

05:11Papa Smurf doesn't want to help?

05:14No matter. Gargamel must have something in one of his spell books.

05:17Hefty, would you remind me where Gargamel is supposed to be?

05:21Today is the all-you-can-eat buffet at the tavern.

05:23And that cheapskate Gargamel, what is it for the world?

05:26If there's no time to lose, we have to smurf that book. And fast!

05:30Uh, Brainy? I think I found it!

05:33Yeah, yeah, Dimwitty. Could you stop bothering me for nothing?

05:36I'm busy searching. Can't you see this is serious?

05:39Oh? Okay.

05:42Uh...

05:43It's not here...

05:45Or here, either.

05:52Where could he have put that book?

05:54Hefty, please, I have to say, are you sure about that buffet?

05:58Of course!

05:59Why?

06:00Because he's eaten so fast this time, I don't even have time to ride!

06:03How dare they accuse me of taking too much food?

06:07It's called an all-you-can-eat buffet, isn't it?

06:10Now, where's my key?

06:12Ow!

06:13Ow!

06:15Ah!

06:21Ow!

06:22What?

06:23You smell Smurfs?

06:25Oh, please.

06:27That's the brussel sprouts, you fleabag!

06:32There, Smurfs, let us make haste, or Gargamel will lay us to waste!

06:48I can't believe it, Dimwitty! Why didn't you tell us you'd smurf the magic book?

06:53Move, please.

06:54Okay, a potion to smurf my nose.

06:56How to shower with one teaspoon toad drool.

06:59Five steps more, and he'll be at the door!

07:01How to grow lush, silky hair.

07:03How to make your toes multiply.

07:05Wait!

07:06Someone ripped out a page?

07:07Mmm, you mean this one?

07:08Mmm, delicious.

07:09It has a little sarsaparilla taste.

07:10Three!

07:11Uh...

07:12Huh?

07:13Holy Smurfs, Dimwitty!

07:14You actually found the right page!

07:15Two!

07:16Let's smurf out of here!

07:17Whoa!

07:18Oh, stop it with the Smurfs, you numbskull! They wouldn't dare come here! They're too afraid

07:19of me!

07:20Hmm...

07:21Smurf the magic cream with your spatula. Then apply to nose. A small amount, right?

07:27Hmm...

07:28Hmm...

07:29Hmm...

07:30Hmm...

07:31Hmm...

07:32Hmm...

07:33Hefty, I so apologize. Your snout is the same size.

07:36Ugh!

07:37Oh, stop it with the Smurfs, you numbskull! They wouldn't dare come here! They're too afraid

07:39of me!

07:40Hmm...

07:41Smurf the magic cream with your spatula. Then apply to nose. A small amount, right?

07:48Hmm?

07:49Hmm...

07:50Hmm...

07:51Hmm...

07:52Hmm...

07:53Hmm...

07:54Hmm...

07:55Hmm...

07:56Hmm...

07:57Hefty, I so apologize. Your snout is the same size.

08:01Ugh! All I want is a smaller nose. Is that too much to ask?

08:07Hmm...

08:08Patience, Hefty. It says here to wait 12 hours.

08:11Hmm?

08:12Okay.

08:13Good night!

08:14See you tomorrow, Hefty!

08:15Don't give up!

08:16Bye!

08:17No fair. Somebody gave him a present bigger than mine.

08:22Where's Hefty?

08:23What is that?

08:24Hmm...

08:25Hmm...

08:26Hmm...

08:27It looks like a very big nose.

08:28Tim would, watch out!

08:30Ah!

08:32Ah!

08:33Ah!

08:34Hmm...

08:35Hmm...

08:36Hmm...

08:37Hmm...

08:38Hmm...

08:39Hmm...

08:40Hmm...

08:41Hmm...

08:42Hmm...

08:43Hmm...

08:44Hmm...

08:45Hmm...

08:46Hmm... Hmm...

08:46It's a Smurftastrophe! Gargamel's cream turned Hefty into a giant nose!

09:07It's going to Smurfettes!

09:11What is going on?

09:12Well, explain on the way!

09:14Hefty turned into a giant nose!

09:16We have to save Smurfettes!

09:21Smurfettes!

09:23You're immortal danger!

09:24You must hide the forest!

09:26Quick!

09:27You know nothing scares me!

09:32Ah! What's that?

09:36That is Hefty!

09:37Wait, I've got an idea!

09:39Hello, Hefty!

09:43Uh, nose!

09:44I've got a present for you!

09:46He-he-he-he!

09:51I'm okay!

09:56Run!

10:01Handy! Great timing!

10:03Yay!

10:04I've got you!

10:05And there she goes!

10:11Up the nose!

10:16Come on!

10:17It's not a minute to lose!

10:19Handy?

10:20Mm-hmm?

10:21Hold him back as long as you can!

10:22I'm going to Smurf a plant!

10:23I'm going to Smurf a plant!

10:24Okay, Papa Smurf!

10:25Okay, Papa Smurf!

10:32Huh! Time to take action!

10:34Okay!

10:35Uh-oh!

10:38Huh!

10:39Oh-oh!

10:41Oh, hey!

10:43Uh-oh!

10:47Uh-oh!

10:48Uh-oh!

10:49Uh-oh!

10:51Uh-oh!

10:54Uh-oh!

10:55Uh!

10:56Uh-oh!

10:58No!

11:07No!

11:12No!

11:13Ha!

11:21Ah!

11:22Whoa!

11:24Huh?

11:24Ew!

11:25Ew!

11:26Pepper. Works every time.

11:31Smurf the cage!

11:38Oh, Hefty, what came over you?

11:40You've always had a lovely nose.

11:47Peter!

11:50How are you doing today, Hefty?

11:53Are you back to normal yet?

11:54Could be a few more days.

11:56Who knows?

The Smurfs (2021) Episode 1 — Who Nose?

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