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Instant Stream - GTA San Andreas, story missions only - 2025-06-01 - Part 1
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03/06/2025
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05:00
How you doing, sis?
05:05
This ain't over, man.
05:06
I did this to take care of my woman.
05:09
But now I'm gonna head straight back home and I'm gonna cat me some fucking dope dealers.
05:13
Hey, look.
05:14
Hey, look, you're going to the barrio with that big willy bullshit, and you're gonna get shredded.
05:18
And I ain't losing you over no macho bullshit.
05:21
Hey, relax, man.
05:25
It's gonna get handled when it's time.
05:26
We already know who the fuck, you know, we're gonna do it, man.
05:29
We already know who the fucking bad guys are, man.
05:32
You're stinking grocery for the smoke and those chuta pigs, Ted Benin and Pulaski.
05:36
Smoke, he's a pusher, man.
05:39
No, no, no, no, no.
05:39
No, no, not Smoke.
05:42
He might mess with Crash, but he don't mess with no yank.
05:44
Come on, CJ, how you think he got that new house, huh?
05:48
Just let that grow for life bullshit go and take a look around you.
05:52
Word on the street is twice a week.
05:54
Smoke sends a car out to San Fiero and the trunk comes back full of white.
05:59
Shit!
06:01
I gotta keep my eye on the highway to San Fiero.
06:05
Maybe I'll see something.
06:07
Just lay low and I'll be back.
06:16
Hello?
06:17
Where you been, asshole?
06:18
Where don't you call, eh?
06:19
Well, I was just about to call you, but...
06:22
Liar! You'll be hanging out with those sticky putas!
06:25
No, no. If you just let me...
06:27
Silence! Get up here. We've got places to rob.
06:30
Look, I'm in the middle of some shit right...
06:40
Whoa, homie!
06:52
What?
07:05
You!
07:06
What?
07:06
What?
07:09
What?
07:10
What?
09:13
You're going to buy this Cosimi with blood, boy?
09:15
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:17
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:21
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:25
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:35
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:39
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:41
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:43
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:45
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:47
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:51
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:57
I'm going to get this stuff.
09:59
Oh
10:29
Oh
10:59
Oh
11:29
Oh
11:59
Hey, Catalina, baby, it's me, Carl Johnson
12:12
Hey, baby, I'm sorry, we got off on the wrong foot
12:18
I had a rough time, baby
12:22
You know, maybe I was a little harsh, please forgive me
12:25
Come on, baby
12:26
Open up the door, shit
12:29
Is she here?
12:32
I don't see nothing
12:33
Come on, baby
12:35
Don't be mad
12:37
Baby, please
12:38
Baby, without you, there is no Carl Johnson
12:59
Damn, man, shit
13:05
Now where is this stupid bitch?
13:08
Here, cabron, who's the bitch now, eh?
13:12
Oh, baby, baby, I'm so sorry, baby
13:15
What was that?
13:16
What was that?
13:16
You so right?
13:18
Please forgive me, baby
13:19
Just
13:21
Just don't fucking shoot me, please
13:24
Do you think you think you're sorry, huh?
13:26
How do you want to prove you're sorry?
13:30
Come on now, baby
13:31
Come on, I'm gonna play with you so rough, baby
13:35
Keep talking
13:35
Yeah, yeah, and I'll take you to rob banks and shit
13:39
And, you know, I'll let you kill anyone you want to kill
13:43
I'm gonna treat you right, baby
13:46
Shit, just
13:48
Come on, just please don't shoot me
13:51
Carl, I think I love you
13:54
Uh, shit, that's great
14:00
Uh, cool
14:01
Uh, yeah, fantastic
14:04
Shit, all that, uh
14:06
You want to go rob some shit, baby?
14:09
Mm-hmm
14:09
Ha-ha-ha, mm-hmm
14:11
Hey, what we got left?
14:26
Are you stupid?
14:27
Did you forget already?
14:28
The bank in Palomino Creek
14:30
The liquor store in Blueberry
14:32
Or the betting shop in
14:33
Montgomery
14:37
Okay, well this time we gonna do a real chill
14:40
No crazy psycho shit, baby
14:42
Speak for yourself, sock boy
14:44
Today, I feel like killing all the men I meet
14:47
Aw, baby
14:48
Don't worry, I make an exception for some of the men in my life
14:51
Now drive faster!
14:58
Move, honey!
15:04
This place will be a walk in the park
15:13
You mean like the last place?
15:15
Who are these cowboy assholes?
15:17
Hang back a while, see what's what
15:19
We got the cash, let's get out of here
15:26
Those maricón masters have our money
15:28
That's my money
15:31
Please, stupid motherfucker
15:34
Carl, you drive, I'll shoot
15:36
Come on, move your fucking butt
15:38
You're driving like an old lady
15:48
They're getting away!
16:08
Stop shooting that thing right next to my ear
16:23
Ain't that big second right faster
16:33
Carl, you are too slow
16:42
I'm very fucking shit
16:43
I can't hear anything!
17:11
I'm dead
17:12
I'm gonna get out of here!
17:28
Oh my god, Carl!
17:41
I'll kill your family too!
17:43
Okay, Carl, let's get back to the hideout.
18:04
You're a fucking psycho.
18:06
All two little men are scared of strong women.
18:09
If we're passionate, you say we're crazy.
18:10
If we're upset, you say we're hysterical.
18:13
We sleep with men, we're sluts.
18:16
If we don't put out, we're frigid bitches.
18:18
Who you calling little men?
18:19
You went berserk back there.
18:21
That was just another day in the office.
18:24
You can't stand the heat.
18:25
Go put your tiny balls in the freezer.
18:27
Tiny balls?
18:28
Now just wait a minute.
18:29
Enough!
18:29
Just shut up and drive.
18:31
I'm out of the fucking money.
18:32
See you soon, handsome.
18:59
Next time, we play really rough.
19:01
Yeah, that's cool.
19:02
But we can also play for some real money.
19:05
I got some money to...
19:06
Well, it's a long story, but I need some serious paper, fast.
19:10
You come and see me again soon.
19:12
We rob a real bank.
19:14
We're enrolling.
19:23
We're here.
19:25
Let's go.
19:27
We're in the building.
19:27
Hey, Catalina, it's Carl. Come on, let's go.
19:50
We got banks to rob, baby. Come on, let's go.
19:54
In here, mi amor.
19:55
Aight, come on, let's go.
19:57
Do get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it.
20:04
Aight, I'm coming.
20:14
How was it?
20:16
Different.
20:16
I knew you would like it.
20:18
Look, baby, I thought we was going to make some serious paper.
20:31
I'm starting to get really bored of you.
20:33
I just need the money.
20:34
And I'm just a cheap fuck?
20:36
A whore you don't even pay?
20:38
No, I didn't say that.
20:40
Carl, I say I'm in love with you, and you act like I'm an idiot.
20:43
I see the way you look at other women.
20:44
I know of your kind, Carl.
20:46
I am serious.
20:47
I will kill you if you ever mess around.
20:49
I will castrate you first.
20:51
Then I will make you a damn.
20:52
Enough!
20:53
I need some fucking money.
20:55
Carl, you are really boring me now.
20:57
Please, sweetheart, I got in some real, real deep shit.
21:02
Okay, maybe today we hit it big.
21:08
You want to rob a betting shop?
21:11
Yeah, you know money, no?
21:13
Here, Carl.
21:14
Satchel charges?
21:16
Where the hell did you get them?
21:23
Open the back room door or I blow your fucking face off!
21:27
Leave the panic button or I'll kill your children too!
21:32
I warned you, you stupid bitch!
21:36
Stupid fucking bitch!
21:38
Now I kill you!
21:39
Eat my shit!
21:45
Carl, get in there and open the safe!
21:47
Stop playing with your balls and hurry up!
21:57
Okay, I got it!
22:02
About fucking time, you're a fucking sloth!
22:05
Whatever, let's roll!
22:12
Get in the fucking car!
22:15
I got nowhere to go!
22:18
I'm not gonna kill you!
22:20
Huh?
22:20
Ahhh!
22:21
Idiota, pics!
22:34
Fuck!
22:42
encara not!
22:44
I KILL ALL OF YOU POLICE DOCKS!
22:51
I KILL ALL OF YOU POLICE DOCKS!
22:57
Got it?
23:06
I'm a rock!
23:08
I KILL HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
23:14
GET US BACK TO THE HIDEOUT!
23:21
DON'T YOU DRIVE IT, MADE!
23:31
Take me home, Carl!
23:32
Okay, look, but we gotta talk about something.
23:35
What? What do I have to say to you?
23:37
You're a great girl and all, but you gotta calm down.
23:40
I know some cold-blooded cats wouldn't act like you.
23:43
How'd you get given a lioness and you want a pussycat?
23:46
Whip!
23:47
No, I just want-
23:48
Do you know why I act like this?
23:50
No.
23:51
I love Carl.
23:52
A woman's heart is at the infestuous place,
23:55
and you will break my heart.
23:57
Sometimes I want to kill us both.
23:59
Please, don't do that.
24:00
Just relax a little.
24:02
You have to impress me, Carl Johnson.
24:06
Here's your gut, big man.
24:08
Big man.
24:29
Asshole!
24:30
Damn, what'd I do now?
24:31
Do all the fucking same, eh?
24:33
I see it on television, I read it in books, I hear it in music.
24:37
Do all the same.
24:39
Fuck this, fuck that.
24:41
Well, fuck you!
24:43
Baby, I'm sorry.
24:44
I gave to you, as a woman.
24:47
No!
24:48
No more!
24:49
From now on, we're just business partners.
24:52
Okay?
24:53
Hey, if that's how you want it, but I mean you're breaking my heart.
24:55
I'm warning you.
24:56
I'm in a really bad fucking mood.
24:59
Today, I kill everybody who fucks with me.
25:03
Especially you.
25:05
Move!
25:06
I feel good today.
25:18
Like a woman reborn.
25:19
Cool.
25:20
Maybe you won't go berserk, huh?
25:21
Oh, I go berserk, but not until I really pissed.
25:25
Oh, well that's a relief to hear.
25:27
Perhaps this time no cowboy motherfuckers will get in our way.
25:30
Amen to that.
25:31
Come on, drive.
25:33
What's wrong?
25:34
Nothing, I just hate men.
25:36
Well, give me a break.
25:37
Here's your break.
25:38
Your break is you're not on my barbecue being eaten.
25:40
Well, that's one way of looking at shit, I suppose.
25:43
Now, try to be a man this time.
25:46
Drive, lover.
25:49
Oh, Carl, I like that a lot.
25:56
Carl, you have to be fast and totally ruthless.
25:58
Not fucking about like in the betting shop.
26:00
What?
26:01
If you hadn't start busting things, would've been sweet.
26:04
They had to die because you were slow and stupid.
26:07
Like a big fat brat that eats chocolates while his father gives nothing to his stepdaughter but still bread.
26:12
Real?
26:13
What?
26:14
Where'd that come from?
26:15
Enough!
26:16
You're on crowd control, so don't take any shit.
26:23
Yes, um, Miss Catalina Miss.
26:26
Don't even think about doing anything, motherfucker!
26:29
Hand over every last dollar!
26:31
Now, bitch!
26:32
I'm going to empty the safe!
26:34
Keep these idiots covered!
26:36
Alright!
26:37
You heard the lady!
26:38
No heroic shit!
26:44
Oh, shit!
26:45
Shit!
26:46
I give you one simple job!
26:48
Idiota!
26:51
Attention all units!
26:52
Some psychos are robbing the bank in Palomino Creek.
26:55
Shit!
26:56
I just bought another donut.
26:57
Don't criminals have any consideration?
26:59
We can collect that bribe later.
27:01
Might as well go and take a look.
27:03
We know you're in there!
27:13
The game's up!
27:15
Come on out!
27:16
Come out!
27:17
Real peaceable-like!
27:19
Smash the ATMs and get as much cash as possible!
27:22
Give up!
27:23
You're surrounded!
27:24
Wait!
27:25
We haven't much time!
27:27
Shouldn't fuck with GSL, fool!
27:29
Uh-oh!
27:37
Better take the back door!
27:38
Follow me!
27:42
You punk-ass hobo bitches!
27:44
Cops, take over!
27:45
Thought you might try the back way!
27:47
We were waiting for you!
27:48
Oh, you're a gasey, huh?
27:52
Cover me!
27:54
Don't fuck with me!
27:55
Don't fuck with me!
27:58
Give up!
27:59
You're surrounded!
28:04
Pick it up a little, you retarded assholes!
28:07
This is helicopter support!
28:08
We are about to neutralize all invisible threats!
28:18
Hey!
28:19
If I kill him before I get him now, you get killed!
28:21
Keep going!
28:25
You two!
28:35
Bring!
28:39
Grab a bike and follow me!
28:41
Do you think you can keep up with a real woman?
28:46
What's getting you?!
28:47
I can't sleep in you!
28:55
You shit bastard!
29:07
Are you afraid of speed, girl?
29:09
No!
29:15
I'm getting locked!
29:29
Take the boat out!
29:30
Take me home now, big man!
29:32
How we do?
29:33
Is that all you care about? Money?
29:35
No, but I really need to pay.
29:37
You revolt me! You make my skin crawl!
29:40
Well, I ain't crazy about you either!
29:42
That's just it! How little you know!
29:44
Don't talk! Let us enjoy the peace and quiet!
29:47
Come on, Carl! Move it!
29:52
There you go!
29:53
Thanks!
29:54
One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize
29:57
she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two.
30:01
But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man.
30:04
Goodbye!
30:08
And you are better, too!
30:09
I'm sorry!
30:10
You know that you are so sorry for doing it,
30:12
I'm sorry!
30:13
But if you are the one who remembers,
30:14
I'm sorry.
30:15
The shower has been very easy.
30:17
I'm sorry.
30:18
I'm sorry!
30:19
You're tired and you are dying.
30:20
I love you!
30:21
I am sorry.
30:22
Come on.
30:23
There's people here again.
30:24
Your home!
30:25
You're starting to cry now!
30:26
I'm sorry!
30:27
You're trying to cry.
30:28
Then it's impossible for you,
30:29
to be quiet.
30:30
It's impossible for you to sleep,
30:31
to be a fool and to you over.
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