- 6/3/2025
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00:00:00Let me try this thing.
00:00:17Okay, dude, hold it still.
00:00:19Hey, I'm Bobby.
00:00:21I'm from New York.
00:00:22I heard about the show.
00:00:23There's a million dollars to be won, and I know I can win it.
00:00:26I want to be on the show because, well, for the money.
00:00:32There's a whole reality TV craze thing sweeping across the nation.
00:00:36I know there's money to be made.
00:00:37I want to be on a reality show because it's not real.
00:00:40It's all make-believe, but all these TV shows are bullshit.
00:00:44All I need is a little money, if you know what I mean.
00:00:47Not quite a million, but 500,000 would do me some justice.
00:00:51The reason I want to be on the show is because I want to be a star.
00:00:57I would jump at the opportunity to participate in a contest with a few overall mediocre college kids,
00:01:03especially for a million dollars.
00:01:06What would I do for a million dollars?
00:01:09I think I'd do just about anything for a million dollars, if you know what I mean.
00:01:13I think I'd do just about a million dollars, if you know what I mean.
00:01:43Wait down, wait down, wait down.
00:02:11It's the ground
00:02:14You can't get fresher than this
00:02:41You can't get fresher than this
00:03:11You can't get fresher than this
00:03:41You can't get fresher than this
00:04:12Damn it
00:04:12Daniel, not while I have coffee in my hands
00:04:16I didn't see the coffee
00:04:18Okay, well you got your practical joke in for the day
00:04:20Now I feel when you got my joke in for the day
00:04:23I still can't believe I met you on some cheesy reality show
00:04:28Mmm. Lover's lane.
00:04:32I picked you in front of 10 million people.
00:04:35Mm-hmm.
00:04:45What?
00:04:47I still feel like we're being watched.
00:04:50Look, it's a good idea that we kept the cameras,
00:04:53because, I mean, we hadn't paid a fortune to rent this place out.
00:04:56Yeah, it's great. They haven't said what they're shooting here yet.
00:04:59Oh, no. No, they have.
00:05:00It's, um, like, Survivor for college students, I think.
00:05:04Or something like that.
00:05:05Well, I'm looking forward to getting away from all this.
00:05:08It's a heady hair weekend.
00:05:15Where are you going?
00:05:16I still have to get some stuff in the pharmacy for the trip.
00:05:19What? Right now?
00:05:21And you're gonna leave me here like this?
00:05:24Well, hey, we're gonna join them at a hot club, right?
00:05:40Very funny. I see you.
00:05:42Honey, come on.
00:05:44You gotta catch a plane.
00:05:46Where are you going?
00:05:57Honey?
00:06:03Honey?
00:06:05Philip!
00:06:06Philip!
00:06:07Hey, don't be afraid.
00:06:08I'm sorry.
00:06:09It's just I thought you were my husband trying to be funny.
00:06:11You looked like him from far away.
00:06:13Because I'm, uh, wearing a polo shirt and khakis.
00:06:19You know what? I look different.
00:06:20I, I, I got, I did this whole reality, uh, extreme makeover show.
00:06:24So, you know, Lover's Lane wasn't my last reality show.
00:06:27Oh, well, it looks great.
00:06:32You know, it's coming together.
00:06:36So, are you gonna invite me in for a drink?
00:06:38Huh?
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:43Come on.
00:06:44Come on.
00:06:47Oh, shit.
00:06:52Oh, my God.
00:06:53I remember this place like it was yesterday.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:56Man.
00:06:57That's really cool that they gave you guys this place after the show.
00:07:00Yeah, I know it is.
00:07:07I'm sorry that I popped over and surprised you like this.
00:07:10Oh, no, it's fine.
00:07:11I was just packing anyway.
00:07:14So, um, you did an extreme makeover show?
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:18I did.
00:07:19I did.
00:07:20I didn't want to stare at the face that got rejected by you on national TV anymore.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:30Yeah.
00:07:35Ah, damn.
00:07:36You rejected me.
00:07:37Okay, what's going on here, Philip?
00:07:38You're starting to scare me now.
00:07:39Look.
00:07:40We're standing cameras.
00:07:41They're being taped.
00:07:42We are?
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:45Um, so is that what this is all about?
00:07:47Because if it is, you can just tell the network that I'm not cool with it.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:52Actually, after they finish filming this next show, we're gonna completely renovate the place and, uh, we're gonna remove all the cameras and stuff.
00:08:06I don't even watch reality shows anymore.
00:08:07This?
00:08:08This is great TV.
00:08:09You know that?
00:08:10Me and you having this confrontation?
00:08:11Relax.
00:08:12They just need the sound bite.
00:08:13The money shot.
00:08:14So?
00:08:15renovate the place and we're gonna remove all the cameras and stuff. I don't even
00:08:21watch reality shows anymore. This? This is great TV. You know that? Me and you having
00:08:31this confrontation? Relax. They just need the soundbite. The money shot. So? Tell me.
00:08:45Did you love me? I did love you. You're lying to me. You know what? I did love you. I
00:08:56just... I didn't think I could make you happy. This isn't a reality show. Then what
00:09:06is it? This is me and you. You know what? Enough. Okay, Philip, you need to leave now. Hey,
00:09:23you can't make me leave this time. I'm the producer. You are the producer? Yes. My
00:09:31contestants are arriving this afternoon. Your contestants? I sent out ads in college
00:09:35newspapers. You wouldn't believe how many people want to be on reality shows these
00:09:39days. It's insane. By the way, you should thank me because I'm the one who paid top
00:09:45dollar for rent for this place. I don't think that's gonna work, sweetie.
00:09:50You're looking for this? Hey, you know what? This is not funny. I want you to leave now. Look,
00:10:04look. Okay. Okay. Calm down. Calm down. I promise you. I promise you. Okay. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna
00:10:09leave. I'm two seconds away from calling the cops. Phone doesn't even work, Mom.
00:10:29Mom! What do you want? I want you to feel my pain! You bitch! It hurts! Look. Look.
00:10:38I want you to see something.
00:10:43All right, Catherine, I want to tell you
00:10:45that I love you,
00:10:48and I will always treat you well.
00:10:51Let me, um, just stop you right there, okay?
00:10:55First of all, I just want you to know that I do love you.
00:10:58But I don't think that I can make you happy.
00:11:01And this is where I have to say goodbye.
00:11:03I don't understand.
00:11:05I'm not like other men, Catherine.
00:11:06I'm sorry.
00:11:08Looking for these?
00:11:36I don't want to tell you, help, help!
00:11:45Come on.
00:12:15The cops will be here any second.
00:12:21I'm so scared.
00:12:45Sonny?
00:13:02Whoops.
00:13:05That's got to hurt.
00:13:06Go get the door.
00:13:14I'm Sheriff Tony Boyle.
00:13:30This is Deputy John Grady.
00:13:31Hi.
00:13:32Nice to meet you, Mrs...
00:13:34Oh, uh, Catherine Daniel Anderson.
00:13:36Your alarm went off.
00:13:38The alarm company called but couldn't reach you.
00:13:40Right.
00:13:41Um, I did that, actually.
00:13:43Everything's fine.
00:13:44I set it off by accident and then I, uh, I turned it off.
00:13:49Mrs. Anderson, I need to ask you something.
00:13:52What's your mother's maiden name?
00:13:56Well...
00:13:57That checks out.
00:14:02Going for a trip?
00:14:04Um, actually, we're going to Tahiti for three weeks.
00:14:08Well, have a safe trip.
00:14:20You know who these people are, don't you, Sheriff?
00:14:22No.
00:14:23Who are they?
00:14:23Lovers Lane.
00:14:24It's a reality TV show, kind of like Joe Millionaire.
00:14:26Only the girl reveals she's a waitress, not a millionaire.
00:14:28That's the girl.
00:14:29She's a millionaire now, though.
00:14:31You watch too much television.
00:14:37Where's Daniel?
00:14:40He's in the pool.
00:14:48Daniel!
00:14:49Daniel!
00:14:50Listen to me!
00:14:51Get off of me!
00:14:51You get voted off this show!
00:14:53You get voted off for good!
00:14:54I fucking love you!
00:14:57I love you!
00:15:13No!
00:15:14No!
00:15:15Oh, God!
00:15:18Please, don't kill me!
00:15:20Tell me true.
00:15:22Did you love me?
00:15:23I love you!
00:15:23Tell me the truth!
00:15:25I love you!
00:15:26Please, don't kill me!
00:15:27You know what?
00:15:28This is the final twist in our little show.
00:15:32You are fired.
00:15:34No!
00:15:34Oh!
00:15:46Oh, shit.
00:15:47I got to clean up.
00:15:53Only love is constant.
00:16:07Only love is constant.
00:16:12Only love is constant.
00:16:16It's all in my head.
00:16:19It's all in your mind.
00:16:23As it is, so shall it be.
00:16:29If being is what it's about, I is.
00:16:32All right, welcome, congratulations for being picked for this contest.
00:16:53Don't forget to leave your cell phone at the door, your luggage is being taken care of,
00:16:56so please proceed to the living room for further instructions.
00:17:00Yum, yummy, yummy.
00:17:07Oh, yeah.
00:17:12This is amazing.
00:17:20Woo-woo!
00:17:25Oh, my God.
00:17:30You asshole.
00:17:32We gotta lighten up.
00:17:33You scared me, dude.
00:17:35All right, listen up.
00:17:39Welcome.
00:17:41Each of you have been chosen from over 50,000 college student applicants.
00:17:46Every day, there will be a new challenge.
00:17:50The winner of each competition gains immunity from being voted out.
00:17:53Nice.
00:17:54The remaining contestants must vote out a player.
00:17:57Besides that, there are no rules.
00:18:00What I'm creating is more interesting than real life.
00:18:04So I need heroes, and I need villains.
00:18:08So first, I wanna hear each role you are gonna play.
00:18:12Yeah, well, I'm the bad boy that your mama warned you about.
00:18:19Of course.
00:18:21Um, I'm the hero.
00:18:24I'm the Dixie, darling.
00:18:26Yes, you are.
00:18:27Aw.
00:18:28Well, I'm the sexual, flexible, poetic intellectual.
00:18:31Mm.
00:18:32Clearly.
00:18:33Just kidding.
00:18:34I'm, uh, the goofy guy.
00:18:35Duh.
00:18:36I guess, um, I'm the shy one.
00:18:38I'm the shy one.
00:18:39I'm the shy one.
00:18:40You're the Asian.
00:18:41I'm just a farm boy.
00:18:42Yee-haw.
00:18:43And I am the hot, spicy, Latina baby.
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:46Woo!
00:18:47Woo!
00:18:48Woo!
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:52Woo!
00:18:53Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:18:56Woo!
00:18:57Woo!
00:18:58Woo!
00:18:59Woo!
00:19:00Woo!
00:19:01Woo!
00:19:02Woo!
00:19:03Yee-haw.
00:19:04All right.
00:19:05Now, I need the verbal fights.
00:19:06I need the physical fights.
00:19:07I need the emotional breakdowns, OK.
00:19:09The more the merrier.
00:19:11And by the way, at the buffet, eat as much as you can,
00:19:14because later, we're gonna starve you.
00:19:18All right.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:26That's being real.
00:19:27Wow.
00:19:28Yay!
00:19:29Yay!
00:19:30This is so bad.
00:19:31Thank goodness.
00:19:32Wow.
00:19:33OK, who wants to go get drunk?
00:19:37Hey, watch this.
00:19:42Back off, Bobby.
00:19:47Wake up, you guys.
00:19:50That's hard.
00:19:51Hi.
00:19:52No more sleeping.
00:19:53We're not sleeping.
00:19:54We're drinking.
00:19:55Who's drinking?
00:19:56Everybody.
00:19:57Wait, so you guys, what do you guys think is, like, the whole twist here?
00:20:01There's always a twist.
00:20:02Whoa.
00:20:03Was that an echo?
00:20:04Echo.
00:20:05Oh, come on.
00:20:06Smart ass.
00:20:07Oh, come on, you guys.
00:20:09There's absolutely no twist.
00:20:11I mean, there's nothing wrong with having a little cocktail with your meal.
00:20:15Absolutely.
00:20:16No, there's no meal.
00:20:18What if alcohol's a trick to weed out the weak?
00:20:20I mean, come on, anyone here?
00:20:22Is anyone here an alcoholic?
00:20:23Oh, only at meetings.
00:20:24Every Monday at the church.
00:20:27All right, you guys.
00:20:28I got a toast.
00:20:30Here is to the players and to the game.
00:20:33Don't hate the players.
00:20:34Hate the game.
00:20:35Who wants a body shot?
00:20:42Yeah, I want a body shot.
00:20:46I love that.
00:20:48Yeah, I want a body shot.
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:50Like this.
00:20:51That's it.
00:20:52That's it.
00:20:53Look at this style, baby.
00:20:56How are you doing?
00:20:58Oh, my God, yeah.
00:20:59How are you doing?
00:21:00This is how it's done.
00:21:04That's it.
00:21:06That's it.
00:21:07That's a good start, baby.
00:21:16All right, Mr. Williams.
00:21:18All right, Mr. Williams.
00:21:20All right, Mr. Williams.
00:21:22Come on.
00:21:30All right.
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00:21:59Yeah, it's really good.
00:22:02I'll just keep going.
00:22:03All right, guys.
00:22:05I've been thinking.
00:22:06We should form a pact.
00:22:09Oh, yeah, I agree.
00:22:10Let's do it.
00:22:11Sweet.
00:22:12I'm in, but don't think that we don't all have our eyes on you, tricky Ricky.
00:22:17Don't try to manipulate us now.
00:22:19What?
00:22:19Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:22:20We're smarter than you think, man.
00:22:21Don't try to play us.
00:22:22Wait, where's the love, you guys?
00:22:23Not here.
00:22:24All right, all right, fine.
00:22:25Cheers to the foursome.
00:22:27You guys can watch me.
00:22:29I didn't mean to watch that.
00:22:31There we go.
00:22:33Winning team, bitch.
00:22:36Miko, why are you sitting all by yourself?
00:22:40Well, you know, I'm just thinking.
00:22:43You know, first impressions are everything when you want to win.
00:22:46Yeah, I know.
00:22:48I just made a pact with Ruby.
00:22:51You want to join us?
00:22:53Yeah, of course I do.
00:22:55Really?
00:22:55Yeah, thank you.
00:22:57Hell yeah.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay, well, I am so relaxed.
00:23:03I'm out.
00:23:04Buenas noches, y'all.
00:23:06See ya.
00:23:08See you tomorrow.
00:23:10Yeah, um, I'm out.
00:23:12I'm tired and relaxed.
00:23:13I'm sure.
00:23:13See you.
00:23:15Mm.
00:23:17You know what?
00:23:19Forming the pact kind of feels like I already won.
00:23:21Well, I'm, I'm all about winning.
00:23:28What exactly do you think you're doing?
00:23:33I was just coming back for seconds.
00:23:35You know what, all body shots aside, I know exactly what you're doing.
00:23:41You're just trying to gain my trust to secure your vote.
00:23:44I'm not trying to gain your trust.
00:23:46I'm just trying to get a nice, friendly kiss.
00:23:50But I understand.
00:23:51No, I understand.
00:23:51I respect you.
00:23:52You know, I came here hoping to meet a nice girl.
00:23:55And you're a nice Southern girl.
00:24:06Hey, hold on.
00:24:07Oh, hey.
00:24:10See, usually when I give my world-class massages,
00:24:14I'm kind of used to finishing them up with a happy ending, you know?
00:24:20Happy ending.
00:24:21No me digas, papi.
00:24:24Wow.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:27So, in these happy endings,
00:24:31does this mean you would maybe start right here, you know,
00:24:38neck area, and then down here,
00:24:44and then end up down there?
00:24:52Yeah, yeah.
00:24:53I love playing sports.
00:24:58But I'm not into bats and balls.
00:25:11Strike one, techno.
00:25:12Aye, aye, aye, aye.
00:25:16Utah.
00:25:16Yep.
00:25:20What do you do in Utah?
00:25:22It's kind of out there, huh?
00:25:24Yeah, it's kind of far.
00:25:25But I work on a ranch.
00:25:27You know, chickens, pigs, horses, cattle, that type of thing.
00:25:30It's a heck of a lot of fun, though.
00:25:32I think you'd like it.
00:25:33I work on a ranch with chickens and pigs.
00:25:35It's a heck of a lot of fun.
00:25:37Oh, that's so sad.
00:25:39So, um, you got a girlfriend?
00:25:44No, no.
00:25:45No.
00:25:50I was thinking we could help each other, you know?
00:25:53Looks like they're forming an alliance.
00:25:55Because you don't vote me off, I won't vote you off.
00:26:01What do you say?
00:26:03Well, Miko and I made a pact, so you'd have to join us.
00:26:10Okay.
00:26:12You gotta let me initiate you first, though.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:17Okay.
00:26:17Can I sit?
00:26:31Sure.
00:26:34You look really nice at the pool today.
00:26:37Thanks.
00:26:39So, you go to UCSB, right?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43You like it?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:46And where do you study?
00:26:47Design.
00:26:48Design.
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:52Um, I used to model, so I got more interested in, I don't know, behind the camera and putting
00:27:00fashion shows together and designing clothes, stuff like that.
00:27:08As you speak volumes of distant passions, success by means of fashion, between lines of rhetoric
00:27:14I catch a glimpse of your soul, speaks not of physical grace, slim waist backside, a beautiful
00:27:19face, but of sort chemistry, emissions of positive energy, how our connectivity creates
00:27:25such synergy, which is why I predict, forecast, foretell, and time.
00:27:30And, um, I'm sure I'll know you well.
00:27:35Wow.
00:27:37Spoken words, poetic thing.
00:27:40One of the many, many things I do very well.
00:27:44Ivy League rap poet.
00:27:45I can't take all the credit, though.
00:27:58I guess not.
00:27:59What?
00:28:00All right, Tecno, this is just getting sad.
00:28:06Do you think these pants look too tight on my hiney?
00:28:08These booty pants?
00:28:10Huh?
00:28:11Um, they're a little tight.
00:28:14Do you think I need, like, liposuction or something?
00:28:20Wow.
00:28:22You have awesome hair.
00:28:28Drop it down, Rapunzel.
00:28:30Show us those golden locks.
00:28:34She is beautiful.
00:28:36What was that?
00:28:49You knocked my book out of my hand.
00:28:51I'm sorry.
00:28:52Jesus Christ.
00:28:54Watch it, Marilyn Barney.
00:28:56Oh, sorry, Texas.
00:28:57Tails!
00:28:57No.
00:28:58Texas, sir.
00:28:58Tails!
00:28:59No, no, no.
00:28:59Oh, okay.
00:29:01Oh, shut up!
00:29:03Stop!
00:29:04Stop!
00:29:05Stop!
00:29:06What the hell is that?
00:29:30You will get in the coffin and close the lid on yourself, and it will lock.
00:29:34Inside the dark, you must find a key to open the lock from the inside.
00:29:38I'm not getting in there.
00:29:39First one gets out gets a special surprise.
00:29:42Is everybody ready?
00:29:44Yeah.
00:29:45Yeah.
00:29:45Ready.
00:29:46Yeah.
00:29:46Yeah, let's do it.
00:29:47Yeah.
00:29:48All right.
00:29:48Get in, close the lids.
00:29:50Let's do it.
00:29:52Oh, man.
00:29:53Oh, my God.
00:29:55Oh, my God.
00:29:55Oh, my God.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:57Oh, my God.
00:29:58Oh, my God.
00:29:59Oh, my God.
00:30:00Oh, my God.
00:30:02Oh, my God.
00:30:02Oh, my God.
00:30:03I can't do this.
00:30:23I can't do this.
00:30:25I'm sorry.
00:30:26I'm not fucking afraid.
00:30:28I can't do this.
00:30:29I can't do this.
00:30:30I can't do this.
00:30:31I can't do this.
00:30:32I can't do it.
00:30:58No way!
00:31:00Hurry! Hurry!
00:31:02Get out of me.
00:31:06Aw, you guys feeling a little claustrophobic.
00:31:10I'm so sorry.
00:31:13Don't be funny, man.
00:31:18Okay. Let me out!
00:31:21Let me out of here!
00:31:23Come on, just keep it going. You got it, girl.
00:31:27Let me out of here!
00:31:30I can't breathe!
00:31:34And Ruby is the winner!
00:31:37Ruby, would you be so kind and save your loser friends?
00:31:41No!
00:31:42Oh, God.
00:31:44Open the door!
00:31:45Help me!
00:31:46Help me!
00:31:47Help me!
00:31:48Help me!
00:31:49Help me!
00:31:50Help me!
00:31:51Help me!
00:31:53Help me!
00:31:55Help me!
00:31:57Help me!
00:31:58Help me!
00:31:59Help me!
00:32:00Help me!
00:32:01Help me!
00:32:02Help me!
00:32:03Help me!
00:32:04Oh, my God!
00:32:05Oh, my God!
00:32:06Oh, my God!
00:32:07Oh, my God!
00:32:08Oh, my God!
00:32:09Oh, my God!
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Oh, my God.
00:32:12Ruby!
00:32:13How did you do it?
00:32:14Just try to keep my cool.
00:32:16Well, guess what?
00:32:17Ruby wins the special prize!
00:32:18Yay!
00:32:19Good job, Ruby.
00:32:20All right, Ruby.
00:32:21Oh, sweet!
00:32:22This is amazing!
00:32:23I'm so excited!
00:32:24Yes!
00:32:25Oh, my God!
00:32:26I'm so hungry.
00:32:27You have a jacuzzi, woman!
00:32:28I guess.
00:32:29I am just going to have to get in that jacuzzi!
00:32:30I'm just going to have to do it!
00:32:31Wow!
00:32:32I'm so excited!
00:32:33Yes!
00:32:34Oh, my God!
00:32:35I'm so hungry.
00:32:36You have a jacuzzi, woman.
00:32:37I guess.
00:32:38I am just going to have to get in that jacuzzi!
00:32:42I'm just going to have to do it!
00:32:51Wow!
00:32:52Now that... that is awesome.
00:33:09He's in the lead.
00:33:14He's gonna do it!
00:33:16Oh, shit!
00:33:18Congratulations, techno!
00:33:20Yeah! So might I get the crib?
00:33:23Not quite yet, techno.
00:33:26I need you to do something.
00:33:28What I want you to do is push Jack into the pool.
00:33:32What?
00:33:33All the keys are at the bottom.
00:33:35Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
00:33:36He'll drown!
00:33:37Well, not if he finds the right key.
00:33:39That's like nine feet deep, man. That's crazy!
00:33:41Push Jack into the pool.
00:33:46Come on, homies, dude.
00:33:50No, no, no. This is a joke, right?
00:33:53This-this gotta be a joke.
00:33:55I guess techno doesn't wanna be the winner.
00:33:57Whoever pushes techno into the pool is the winner.
00:34:01I don't know.
00:34:03William!
00:34:05I love you, techno!
00:34:07Dude, get him!
00:34:08Congratulations, Jack!
00:34:10I'm the winner!
00:34:11Get him!
00:34:12I'm the winner!
00:34:13I'm the winner!
00:34:14Get him!
00:34:15Get him!
00:34:16Someone's gotta do something!
00:34:17Here.
00:34:18What's going on?
00:34:19Where are the divers?
00:34:20Keeps!
00:34:21Fuck you!
00:34:22I don't care!
00:34:23Someone's gotta do something!
00:34:28Oh, my God!
00:34:29Help!
00:34:30We need help!
00:34:31Come on!
00:34:32You guys, we need fucking help!
00:34:37Jack!
00:34:38Jack!
00:34:39You're not screaming!
00:34:40Jack!
00:34:41You're not screaming!
00:34:42Jack!
00:34:43We need help!
00:34:44Jack!
00:34:45Come on!
00:34:46Jack!
00:34:47Oh!
00:34:48Oh!
00:34:49Jack!
00:34:50Jack!
00:34:51I'm screaming!
00:34:52I need help!
00:34:53Jack!
00:34:54Jack!
00:34:55I need my hands at the side!
00:34:56Jack!
00:34:57Come on, man!
00:34:59Wake up, wake up!
00:35:00Get him on!
00:35:01Get him over!
00:35:02Get him over!
00:35:03He's okay!
00:35:04He's okay!
00:35:05Okay!
00:35:06I'm about it!
00:35:07Here.
00:35:08I got it.
00:35:09All right.
00:35:10All right.
00:35:11All right.
00:35:12All right.
00:35:13All right.
00:35:14All right.
00:35:15Come on.
00:35:16Come on.
00:35:17Come on.
00:35:18Come on.
00:35:19Unlock yourself.
00:35:20OK.
00:35:21Fuck.
00:35:26Dude, I don't get this contest.
00:35:28What do you mean?
00:35:31I don't find it at all weird, any of us.
00:35:34Yeah, but that's how these things work, Ruby.
00:35:38They're just trying to scare us.
00:35:39They're trying to freak us out.
00:35:40This is bullshit.
00:35:42Ruby.
00:35:43I don't know if I want to keep going.
00:35:45Come on.
00:35:46Let's just stay in it for two days and see how it goes.
00:35:49It's a million dollars, Ruby.
00:35:51You know what?
00:35:53I just need a minute to think, all right?
00:35:56I'll come in in a little bit.
00:35:59You sure?
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:01OK.
00:36:02Fine.
00:36:03I'm OK.
00:36:04I'm not.
00:36:05I'm not.
00:36:06I'm not.
00:36:07I'm not.
00:36:08I'm not.
00:36:09You.
00:36:10I'm not.
00:36:11I'm not.
00:36:12I'm not.
00:36:13I'm not.
00:36:14I'm not.
00:36:15It's all right.
00:36:16I'm not.
00:36:17When was the last time any of you saw Ruby?
00:36:19Yeah, I left her by the pool.
00:36:20Well, she says she was sleeping.
00:36:22It was just a two-pack.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:24I'm not.
00:36:25I'm not.
00:36:26You.
00:36:27I did.
00:36:28I didn't see you.
00:36:29I never had to go.
00:36:30Did she drive you to her?
00:36:31Well, she said she wanted to think for a minute.
00:36:34I'll go get her.
00:36:38It's not right.
00:36:40This is crazy.
00:36:42Ruby!
00:36:45Rube!
00:36:46Rube!
00:36:59Okay, so no sign of her, but I found her necklace in the pool.
00:37:04Gina, Ruby quit.
00:37:09What?
00:37:10Gina, Ruby has been sent home, and I have some bad news for you, too.
00:37:15And it looks like you're being sent home, too.
00:37:21You're sending me home?
00:37:23Looks like all your friends decided to vote you off.
00:37:29Why?
00:37:32You were the last one to see Ruby.
00:37:34If she was tripping out, you should have been supportive.
00:37:37Are you serious? You're gonna blame me for that?
00:37:40Okay, Gina.
00:37:42Did Ruby at any time indicate that she was distressed or upset?
00:37:46No!
00:37:47She just said she wanted to sit by the pool for a minute.
00:37:49Well, then, did you ask her if she needed or wanted some company?
00:37:53No, I did not ask her if she wanted or needed company.
00:37:56Since when is not asking someone if they want company wrong?
00:37:58So you're saying that you didn't ask her?
00:38:00So basically, you abandoned her in her time of need?
00:38:03Jack, stop with this lawyer shit, okay?
00:38:05You know what? Enough!
00:38:07I'm sorry, okay?
00:38:09Gina, we're all really sorry.
00:38:14I can't believe you guys.
00:38:16I mean, doesn't any one of you find it really strange
00:38:19that Ruby left her necklace in the pool?
00:38:22Wouldn't she at least look for it before she left?
00:38:24We can't stop the show for Ruby's necklace.
00:38:27We will make sure she gets her necklace.
00:38:32Fine.
00:38:36Oh.
00:38:37You know what?
00:38:38Voting me out is actually a really good strategic move
00:38:43because everybody here knows that I'm the frontrunner,
00:38:46and that is a conspiracy.
00:38:48It's not a conspiracy.
00:38:49He made us vote for someone, and we voted for you.
00:39:01Enough of this, Gina!
00:39:02You're being sent home!
00:39:08You guys, I will see you in the morning.
00:39:18I have an individual.
00:39:20Got it.
00:39:21Some KLM feed the possibilities through.
00:39:26It's my mix.
00:39:28If you try, there's the big 나눔 therefore's more.
00:39:33Then I get us ibn.
00:39:35What and?
00:39:37I have a problem.
00:39:39It's all easy.
00:39:41Can you get through?
00:39:43I can follow her?
00:39:44This is a joke, right?
00:40:05It's funny.
00:40:14Oh, no, no, please, please, please, please don't, please, please don't.
00:40:43Please, please, please, please, please don't take me.
00:40:50Please, please, please don't take me.
00:40:53I'm very young.
00:40:55Please, please.
00:41:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:41:59You're not supposed to be in this room.
00:42:02This contest is so screwed up.
00:42:03There are no rules.
00:42:05So I'm going to make it my own.
00:42:08Mind if I join you?
00:42:10Be my guest.
00:42:21Don't even think about it.
00:42:25I think you're so sick.
00:42:28I think you're so sick.
00:42:58All right, you guys.
00:43:10Only seven of you remain to compete for the $1 million.
00:43:13as you all know one challenge is a continuing one it's a lack of food I'm
00:43:23sure you're all starving however in this challenge each one of you is going to be
00:43:29faced with a very primal fear blood but if you succeed you will have a meal
00:43:43Bobby open the tree
00:44:03they're totally gonna air this each of you has to cut out an edible piece with your
00:44:10name beware if you cut the wrong piece it gets very bloody do it all right what
00:44:23are you getting a fun girly girl
00:44:25rib oh god
00:44:27what is he getting a rib
00:44:29a rib
00:44:31ah
00:44:33oh god
00:44:35oh god
00:44:37oh my god
00:44:39this sucker's bleeding
00:44:41that is disgusting
00:44:45big piece of meat
00:44:47bring it in
00:44:49stop playing man
00:44:51ew
00:44:53ew
00:44:55slap it on
00:44:57go
00:44:59oh
00:45:01do it cut it out and do it
00:45:03shhh
00:45:04good job
00:45:05come on
00:45:06yeah
00:45:07good job good girl come on
00:45:08that's good
00:45:09yeah come on
00:45:10I'll take it
00:45:11oh
00:45:13nice little
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15what the dirt
00:45:16go to your left go to your left
00:45:17root loose
00:45:19come on
00:45:20you can't get em
00:45:21oh my god
00:45:23oh my god
00:45:24oh my god
00:45:25oh my god
00:45:26are we real
00:45:27chill man chill
00:45:28you have to go
00:45:29you have to go somewhere
00:45:30I'm not going in the hall
00:45:31you gotta go in there
00:45:32ew
00:45:33this is so ew
00:45:34this is ridiculous
00:45:36ew
00:45:37don't get out
00:45:38ew
00:45:39ah
00:45:41ah
00:45:42ah
00:45:43ah
00:45:44ah
00:45:45ah
00:45:46ah
00:45:47ah
00:45:48ah
00:45:49ah
00:45:50it'd be better if it was cooked jack
00:45:52why
00:45:53i heard you like raw meat
00:45:55no
00:45:56i don't like raw meat
00:45:57aww
00:45:58mr hee-haw over there
00:45:59likes his meat cooked
00:46:00i like it worked
00:46:01what is this shit
00:46:03it's part of the cow's stomach line
00:46:05hey colin
00:46:06when you get angry
00:46:07do you beat your meat
00:46:08shut up
00:46:09that was cheesy
00:46:10oh
00:46:11stupid
00:46:12hey
00:46:13come on
00:46:14you okay
00:46:16you win some you lose some miko
00:46:25pack your bags
00:46:27bye mary kate
00:46:29ashley and i will miss you
00:46:30shut up
00:46:31shut up
00:46:32shut up
00:46:33hello miko
00:46:37hi
00:46:39look i just wanted to talk to you before you leave
00:46:42okay fine
00:46:44let's talk
00:46:45look
00:46:46first
00:46:47i want to tell you that i'm watching you right now as we speak
00:46:52i'm in the bathroom you can't be watching me
00:46:57hey
00:46:58i'm not lying
00:46:59why don't you do something and i'll tell you what you did
00:47:03oh
00:47:09obscene gestures
00:47:10come on show me your tits
00:47:12you're watching us in the bathroom you sick son of a
00:47:16son of a
00:47:17L
00:47:25no
00:47:26no
00:47:29no
00:47:30no
00:47:31no
00:47:32no
00:47:33no
00:47:34no
00:47:37ah
00:47:39no
00:47:43ah
00:47:44no
00:47:45Ah!
00:47:48Ah!
00:47:51Ah!
00:47:53Ah!
00:47:55Oh!
00:48:01Shh!
00:48:03Ah!
00:48:05Ah!
00:48:09Ah!
00:48:11Ah!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:14Ah!
00:48:15Wait!
00:48:22Help!
00:48:41She peered.
00:48:45All right, only six of you remain to compete for the $1,000,000.
00:49:07In this challenge, you will hunt each other with paintball guns.
00:49:14The contestant who has been shot the fewest times, of course, is the winner.
00:49:18No one is allowed to hide or avoid action.
00:49:21You have ten seconds before you start shooting.
00:49:25Go!
00:49:26Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:49:39He's on an ace, believing his fears.
00:49:43The travel will be much too slow.
00:49:46You're a place for me to go.
00:49:48Go and hide.
00:49:55Go and hide.
00:49:59Go and hide.
00:50:01Go and...
00:50:13What are you doing?
00:50:37You're the driver.
00:50:39I'm also a player.
00:50:41Where's your paint gun?
00:50:42Right here.
00:50:43You're dead.
00:50:44Shit!
00:50:45Are you crazy?
00:50:49I guess I forgot to tell you about this part, techno.
00:50:54I'm just testing you.
00:50:56I like your style, techno.
00:50:59What's going on here?
00:51:00Did I miss something?
00:51:01Yeah.
00:51:02You are missing something.
00:51:03What?
00:51:04All right.
00:51:07Listen up.
00:51:09You remember that part in Average Joe where they brought out all these hunks?
00:51:14I mean, that really pissed me off.
00:51:16You know what I'm saying?
00:51:18Yeah, I totally agree with you.
00:51:20They did need something for the third act, right?
00:51:21I didn't mean to kind of spice it up.
00:51:22Am I right, techno?
00:51:23Come on.
00:51:24Yeah, that makes sense.
00:51:25You're so right.
00:51:26You know, they bring out these fucking goddamn hunks.
00:51:27Totally humiliate the fuck out of these poor, pathetic, fat, ugly pieces of shit.
00:51:33It really pisses me off.
00:51:34Yeah, it really pisses me off.
00:51:35Yeah, yeah.
00:51:36It really pisses me off, too.
00:51:37Techno.
00:51:38Come on, man.
00:51:39What's wrong with you?
00:51:40You're too agreeable.
00:51:41I think it's hard for you to go.
00:51:42Bye.
00:51:43What do we have here, Grady?
00:51:44Sheriff?
00:51:45You got a Jane Doe.
00:51:46No injuries to speak of, but take a look at her for you now for her.
00:51:47I'm sorry.
00:51:48I'm sorry.
00:51:49I'm sorry, Greg.
00:51:50I'm sorry.
00:51:51You're too agreeable.
00:51:52What do we have here, Grady?
00:51:53Sheriff?
00:51:54I'm sorry.
00:51:55I'm sorry for you to go.
00:51:56Bye.
00:51:58What do we have here, Grady?
00:51:59Sheriff?
00:52:00You got a Jane Doe.
00:52:01No injuries to speak of, but, uh, take a look at her for you now for her.
00:52:14Looks like she was buried alive, trying to dig her way out.
00:52:21We just found this girl buried alive.
00:52:24Do you know anything at all that might help us?
00:52:27No. No, I'm sorry.
00:52:34Seen anything strange going on in the neighborhood?
00:52:40Nope.
00:52:44Is there anything else I can help you guys with?
00:52:47No, that's your deal.
00:52:52You enjoy your sandwich.
00:53:09You are such an asshole.
00:53:14No, you know the cameras can see us.
00:53:19I don't care.
00:53:23So, how do you really feel about her, Bobby?
00:53:27I'm so hungry I could eat her saliva, Jack.
00:53:30Ew.
00:53:31Where's Techno in, Jet?
00:53:32Ugh, they're probably eating worms in the garden again.
00:53:35Hey, Techno, quit the painful challenge.
00:53:38Well, they probably sent him home.
00:53:40I mean, where else would he be?
00:53:42I am so famished.
00:53:44Me too.
00:53:45I could eat you, dude.
00:53:47You know what?
00:53:48We should go find some food.
00:53:51All right.
00:53:54Come on.
00:53:55Come on.
00:53:56Let's go.
00:54:26Clyde, what did I tell you about playing with my stuff?
00:54:32I'm just watching.
00:54:34I made it.
00:54:36Poor little bitch.
00:54:42Good work, Clyde.
00:54:50Fucking door's open. Go shut it.
00:54:56She was buried alive.
00:54:59It's fake, all right? This is all make-believe.
00:55:02It's all a part of the little game.
00:55:04I mean, you're on television.
00:55:06Remember? You signed up for it?
00:55:09I'm gonna do some nasty, nasty, nasty things to her.
00:55:14No!
00:55:16No! You said I could have her!
00:55:18You said I could have Jenny!
00:55:20No!
00:55:22Clyde, I'm too tired.
00:55:23No!
00:55:24Clyde.
00:55:25No!
00:55:26No!
00:55:27No, no, no, no, no!
00:55:30No!
00:55:31No!
00:55:32No, Philip, no!
00:55:34You said I could have Jenny! Jenny's mine, you promised!
00:55:37You said that if I didn't, I could have Jenny!
00:55:41That's all I wanted to do, Jenny!
00:55:43I want Jenny!
00:55:44I want Jenny!
00:55:45I want Jenny!
00:55:46Now why don't you give me a promise?
00:55:47All right!
00:55:48I promise!
00:55:49Sorry, Philip.
00:55:51All right.
00:55:54I swear.
00:55:55Come on, Jenny!
00:55:56All right.
00:56:02I swear.
00:56:04Come on, Jenny.
00:56:08I love you, Phillip.
00:56:12My brother, I love you.
00:56:14I love you, too.
00:56:16I don't care.
00:56:17I'm leaving, okay?
00:56:18Bye.
00:56:19Bye, I'm staying right here, and I am winning.
00:56:22I mean, it's all a game, man.
00:56:23It's not real.
00:56:26We're locked in.
00:56:29What?
00:56:30I'm getting out of here.
00:56:31Whoa, whoa, relax.
00:56:32It's locked.
00:56:33What do you mean, it's locked?
00:56:34There's an iron key on the door.
00:56:36It's locked.
00:56:37Wait, you signed up for this game.
00:56:42I'm going to be a loser.
00:56:43I'm going to be a loser.
00:56:47Oh, my God.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:48Are you okay?
00:56:50Oh, my God.
00:56:50He's not even making it.
00:56:52Hello?
00:56:52Are you okay?
00:56:53Get him out.
00:56:53We've got to get him in now.
00:56:54Get him in, get him in, get him in.
00:56:55Okay, just get him down.
00:56:57Get him down.
00:56:58Oh, my God.
00:57:01Are you okay?
00:57:02Are you okay?
00:57:03What's that?
00:57:04Are you okay?
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:06I got it.
00:57:08Just here, breathe.
00:57:09Jenny!
00:57:10Jenny!
00:57:10Jenny!
00:57:10Jenny!
00:57:10Jenny!
00:57:12Jenny!
00:57:14Jenny!
00:57:15Jenny!
00:57:16Jenny!
00:57:17Jenny!
00:57:18Jenny!
00:57:19Jenny!
00:57:20Jenny!
00:57:21Jenny!
00:57:22Jenny!
00:57:23Jenny!
00:57:24Jenny!
00:57:25Jenny!
00:57:26Jenny!
00:57:26Jenny!
00:57:27Jenny!
00:57:27Jenny!
00:57:28Jenny!
00:57:28Jenny!
00:57:28Jenny!
00:57:33There is a dead woman in there!
00:57:35What?
00:57:35What?
00:57:36She's in this closet and we're right in here!
00:57:38Hey!
00:57:38Oh, my God!
00:57:40What?
00:57:41What?
00:57:41What?
00:57:42You want to play?
00:57:43Yes, let's play!
00:57:44No, No, no, please!
00:57:45No, no, no, no!
00:57:45Please, Bob, I'm sick of this!
00:57:46What is your problem?
00:57:48What do you want?
00:57:48I swear, if I find you, I will crack your skull.
00:57:53Um, Mr. Producer, sir?
00:57:55You know, I was just wondering, like, you know, what's your angle here?
00:58:00Because, you know, if there really is a dead body somewhere over there,
00:58:05then, you know, I don't think that you can air that on television.
00:58:10Can you?
00:58:11Don't be so, like, naive, Jack.
00:58:13This is gonna be the biggest reality show of all time.
00:58:17Especially with the new twist.
00:58:19Please, no more twists, please.
00:58:22Jack, don't shut up, Colin.
00:58:24That's it. This is over for you.
00:58:26You're done watching us.
00:58:27Bobby, if you break that camera, the show will be over.
00:58:31The show is over.
00:58:32Like I said, Bobby, I would not do that if I were you.
00:58:36Why don't you do me a favor and look out the window?
00:58:42Look out the window!
00:58:44What is it?
00:58:47Guess what?
00:58:54It's time for our next challenge!
00:58:57Yay!
00:58:57Hey!
00:59:27Hey!
00:59:57No!
00:59:58No!
00:59:59No!
01:00:12Jenny, where are you?
01:00:13Jenny, he's bleeding.
01:00:15Oh, my God.
01:00:17Guys, guys, don't you see he's playing a game with us?
01:00:20Colin, you are officially retarded!
01:00:23Shut the fuck up, Jack!
01:00:25Enough!
01:00:26Enough!
01:00:28What if we don't play?
01:00:41Did I do good, Big Brother?
01:00:43You did really good, Claude.
01:00:45You know what we need now?
01:00:46We need a finale.
01:00:48Kind of like that big sex romp at Big Brother.
01:00:51Remember?
01:00:52To make Jenny reveal something.
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:56To make Jenny reveal everything.
01:01:02You wanna draw or something?
01:01:04Yeah.
01:01:05I wanna draw Jenny.
01:01:06What do you mean?
01:01:07All right.
01:01:09Listen up.
01:01:10It's time for our next challenge.
01:01:13And whoever doesn't play it gets sent home.
01:01:16And we all know what that means.
01:01:18Now, only five of you remain.
01:01:21All right.
01:01:22All right.
01:01:23Our next challenge is a steel cage match to the death.
01:01:26Jack?
01:01:27Colin?
01:01:28Get in that cage!
01:01:30It's still a game, isn't it?
01:01:33It's rock and roll.
01:01:38I'll play.
01:01:39I'll play.
01:01:40I'll play.
01:01:41I bet you'll play.
01:01:42Bobby?
01:01:43Lock him in the cage.
01:01:45Grab your swords.
01:02:04It's a duel to the death.
01:02:05Let's rock and roll!
01:02:07Jenny, if you don't watch, you will be sent home.
01:02:23Jenny, watch!
01:02:24She's fine.
01:02:25We're watching, okay?
01:02:26Turn it out.
01:02:27Hey, guys.
01:02:28Careful.
01:02:29Ah!
01:02:30Ah!
01:02:31Ah!
01:02:33Ah!
01:02:34Ah!
01:02:35Ah!
01:02:36Ah!
01:02:37Ah!
01:02:38Ah!
01:02:39Ah!
01:02:40Ah!
01:02:41Ah!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:43Ah!
01:02:44Ah!
01:02:45Ah!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:47Ah!
01:02:48Ah!
01:02:49Ah!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:52Ah!
01:02:53Ah!
01:02:58Ah!
01:02:59Ah!
01:03:00Ah!
01:03:01Ah!
01:03:02Ah!
01:03:03Here, Scott.
01:03:04Ah!
01:03:05Ah!
01:03:07Ah!
01:03:08Ah!
01:03:09Ah!
01:03:10Ah!
01:03:11Ah!
01:03:12Ah!
01:03:13Ah!
01:03:14Ah!
01:03:15Ah!
01:03:16No!
01:03:17Colin!
01:03:18No!
01:03:19No!
01:03:20Cohen!
01:03:21No!
01:03:22Do it!
01:03:23Kill him!
01:03:24No, leave.
01:03:28Please.
01:03:29I can't.
01:03:31I can't.
01:03:32I can't do it.
01:03:34I can!
01:03:39No!
01:03:40What are you doing?
01:03:42I'm coming!
01:03:53Woo-hoo!
01:04:17Good afternoon, Philip.
01:04:18Good afternoon, Sheriff.
01:04:20We just came back to ask you if you mind if...
01:04:23...we take a look around.
01:04:25Actually, that'll be a problem with me because...
01:04:27...you know, I'm shooting this reality show...
01:04:29...and all my guests, you know, they have to be sequestered.
01:04:32So if you come in, you'll ruin my show.
01:04:34Of course.
01:04:36We understand.
01:04:37Okay.
01:04:38But we're still coming back with a search warrant.
01:04:41I'm sorry. I couldn't help you more.
01:04:44Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. It's a brand new day. So good morning. Good morning to you.
01:04:54Okay. Well, now only four of you remain. So, our next challenge is a stamina challenge.
01:04:58...
01:05:00...
01:05:02...
01:05:04...
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01:06:26...
01:06:28All right, I guess we're going to have to step this one up a notch.
01:06:32Claude, do your business.
01:06:42Brad, come on!
01:06:43I hate you!
01:06:44No!
01:06:48No!
01:06:49No!
01:06:50We have a winner!
01:06:52No, that's not fair!
01:06:53You didn't play by the rules!
01:06:54Oh, life's not fair, Jack.
01:06:57Go home.
01:06:58Oh, yes!
01:06:59I have another twist.
01:07:00If you let Jack in the house, we have to start this challenge all over again, so you probably shouldn't do that.
01:07:08Please!
01:07:09Please!
01:07:10Let me in!
01:07:12Please!
01:07:13Let me in!
01:07:16Help!
01:07:16How's your call?
01:07:17Come on!
01:07:19Bobby!
01:07:20Please!
01:07:22Please!
01:07:24Let me in!
01:07:25Please, you're killing me!
01:07:26Let me in!
01:07:28Mike, don't kill me!
01:07:29My death is on your head!
01:07:31I don't want to die!
01:07:33Oh, fuck!
01:07:38Please, what did I do to you?
01:07:40Please!
01:07:41Don't kill me!
01:07:49Hey!
01:07:49Hey, hey!
01:07:50Help me!
01:07:51Help me!
01:07:52Help me!
01:07:53Come here!
01:07:53Come here!
01:07:58Just one of us should go.
01:08:02just one of us should go
01:08:07I'll go
01:08:10sure
01:08:11yeah I'll go
01:08:32I'll go
01:09:02I'll go
01:09:32I'll go
01:10:02I'll go
01:10:32oh my god
01:10:38it's okay
01:10:39it's okay
01:10:40I don't understand
01:10:44I'm not like other men
01:10:48Catherine
01:10:49you can't send me home
01:10:50I'm sorry
01:10:51I'm sorry
01:10:53she made a really big mistake
01:11:06she's gonna regret this
01:11:09listen I'm gonna get you out of here
01:11:14I just don't want to do this anymore
01:11:17you know
01:11:18it's okay
01:11:18this isn't a game
01:11:21I'm gonna get you out of here
01:11:23I promise
01:11:23it's okay
01:11:25good morning
01:11:27now have we learned our lesson yet
01:11:32yeah
01:11:33good
01:11:37well
01:11:39it's time for the finale
01:11:42there's gotta be something in here
01:11:58what is this
01:12:07listen
01:12:15listen
01:12:15stay here
01:12:17okay
01:12:18stay here
01:12:19excuse me
01:12:19no no no
01:12:20here he comes
01:12:34here he comes
01:12:36here he comes
01:12:37now
01:12:40I told you
01:12:44I told you I would find you
01:12:46look
01:12:48body
01:12:49you're making a huge mistake
01:12:51please
01:12:51please
01:12:52God please don't shoot me
01:12:54please
01:12:54why
01:12:55you're making
01:12:55a huge mistake
01:12:57stop
01:12:58now
01:12:59it's over
01:13:00it's over
01:13:00it's over
01:13:01it's over
01:13:01it's over
01:13:01it's over
01:13:02it's over
01:13:02it's over
01:13:03it's over
01:13:04sucker
01:13:04I can't
01:13:07I think he met my brother
01:13:12all right
01:13:15are you excited
01:13:16I'm excited
01:13:17it's time for the finale
01:13:19poor little rich boy
01:13:21what nobody ever loved you
01:13:22yeah you're right
01:13:23nobody ever loved us
01:13:25Jenny
01:13:25you're a genius
01:13:26all right
01:13:28all you have to do
01:13:29is walk across the bay
01:13:30and don't fall
01:13:32okay
01:13:35all right
01:13:36ready
01:13:37set
01:13:39go
01:13:41now
01:13:48now
01:13:59come on
01:14:13come on
01:14:17you can do it
01:14:19come on
01:14:20come on
01:14:26one step at a time
01:14:28there you go
01:14:30there you go
01:14:32come here
01:14:37you can do this
01:14:41okay
01:14:41okay
01:14:43yes
01:14:45yes you can
01:14:46god bless your soul
01:14:58bobby
01:14:58congratulations
01:15:05congratulations
01:15:06jenny
01:15:06you
01:15:08are
01:15:09the
01:15:10jenny
01:15:10weather
01:15:10yeah
01:15:12jenny
01:15:15web
01:15:16jenny
01:15:17jenny
01:15:18jenny
01:15:19jenny
01:15:21jenny
01:15:23jenny
01:15:25jenny
01:15:27jenny
01:15:29jenny
01:15:31jenny
01:15:33jenny
01:15:34jenny
01:15:35jenny
01:15:36jenny
01:15:37jenny
01:15:38jenny
01:15:39jenny
01:15:41jenny
01:15:42jenny
01:15:43jenny
01:15:44jenny
01:15:45jenny
01:15:46jenny
01:15:47jenny
01:15:48jenny
01:15:49jenny
01:15:50jenny
01:15:51jenny
01:15:52jenny
01:15:53jenny
01:15:54jenny
01:15:55jenny
01:15:56jenny
01:15:57jenny
01:15:58jenny
01:15:59jenny
01:16:00Mm-hmm.
01:16:14You're supposed to let me go, Claude.
01:16:16I won.
01:16:19We can't let you go to the finale party.
01:16:25And what's the finale party?
01:16:26It's like the sex romp in Big Brother
01:16:31where you reveal something.
01:16:37Like what?
01:16:41Like what?
01:16:50It feels so good.
01:16:53I don't feel even better when you let me go.
01:16:56Do you like me?
01:17:10I do.
01:17:11I do.
01:17:12I do like you, Claude.
01:17:16And I think Philip is jealous.
01:17:20I think so, too.
01:17:21I don't know.
01:17:30Come on.
01:17:35Come on.
01:17:38Come with me.
01:17:44Come with me.
01:17:45Don't you want me to be happy, Claude?
01:17:59Yes.
01:18:03Then let me go.
01:18:06Don't you want your million dollars?
01:18:07You can mail it to me.
01:18:14I think I'm with you.
01:18:16Yeah.
01:18:18Fuck you!
01:18:26No.
01:18:27No.
01:18:46Let me.
01:18:46Let me.
01:18:47Hi.
01:18:51Oh, my God!
01:18:52Oh, my God!
01:18:53Hi, Philip.
01:18:54What the fuck?
01:18:55Did you get my Milky Way bars?
01:18:56Yes, Claude, I got your fucking asshole bars.
01:18:58But you know what?
01:18:59I asked you to do one goddamn thing, and that's watch Jenny.
01:19:04I was watching Jenny, OK?
01:19:06But then she said she loved me!
01:19:09Oh, man, that's what they all fucking say.
01:19:22Help me!
01:19:35No, no, no!
01:19:37Help!
01:19:42No!
01:19:46No, no!
01:19:50Ah!
01:20:02Cheer up.
01:20:03Cheer up.
01:20:04It's a beautiful day.
01:20:06Please.
01:20:09Ah!
01:20:14I guess I missed.
01:20:26OK.
01:20:27Time to go.
01:20:28I guess the last bullet goes to the winner.
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33And that's you, Jenny!
01:20:35No!
01:20:36Move out of the way, Claude.
01:20:37Move out of the way, Claude!
01:20:38No!
01:20:39No!
01:20:40Move out of the way, Claude!
01:20:41I said fucking move out of the way, Claude!
01:20:42I said no!
01:20:43Do that!
01:20:44I can have the winner!
01:20:45Move out of the way, I can have the winner!
01:20:47What the fuck is wrong?
01:20:50What the fuck is wrong?
01:20:51No, you psycho!
01:20:52I'm Jamie!
01:21:00I gotta leave you, Claude!
01:21:01No!
01:21:02I gotta go!
01:21:03Philip, don't leave me, please!
01:21:04Philip, don't leave me, please!
01:21:05Don't leave me, Philip!
01:21:06Listen to me.
01:21:07You're insane.
01:21:08I'm sorry.
01:21:09I'm not.
01:21:10I'm gonna go to the gas chamber, not you.
01:21:13You're gonna be okay.
01:21:15But I gotta go.
01:21:16You're right.
01:21:17I'm insane, you're right.
01:21:18But I love you.
01:21:21Okay.
01:21:22Okay.
01:21:23Okay.
01:21:24Okay.
01:21:25I love you, Claude.
01:21:50Help me!
01:21:56I love you!
01:21:57I'm insane!
01:21:58I'm on my mind, Dave!
01:22:00I love you!
01:22:01I'm insane!
01:22:02I have to move on!
01:22:10I'm not mad!
01:22:11I'm insane!
01:22:13I'm not mad!
01:22:15I'm insane!
01:22:17I'm not mad!
01:22:19Don't move!
01:22:21No, I'm insane!
01:22:23I'm gonna shoot!
01:22:25I'm insane!
01:22:27No!
01:22:29No!
01:22:31Oh, Kevin!
01:22:34You're okay. You're okay.
01:22:36I'm the sheriff.
01:22:38You're gonna be fine.
01:22:40Oh, no!
01:22:47Okay, Carol.
01:22:50I'm ready when you are.
01:22:52All right.
01:22:53All right.
01:22:55Do what you gotta do, babe.
01:22:57All right. Go team.
01:22:59Okay, ready?
01:23:00Okay.
01:23:01Three, two...
01:23:02It's been one year since a reality show tragedy happened right here behind these gates.
01:23:08But the question that still remains is how could this happen?
01:23:11Wait, wait.
01:23:12We're gonna...
01:23:13It's jammed. I'm sorry. Hold on.
01:23:15But there's more.
01:23:17After this little fix-it, we're gonna interview the murderer.
01:23:20And he's gonna give us a walk-through on where he's placed everybody's limbs.
01:23:24Maybe we'll have a seance after that.
01:23:26Okay. Thank you, Carol. Good. Good stuff.
01:23:28You're next on 2020.
01:23:29Okay, here we go.
01:23:30You ready?
01:23:31Three, two...
01:23:32Two.
01:23:33Two.
01:23:34It's been one year since your reality show tragedy happened right here behind these gates.
01:23:39Shit.
01:23:40I'm sorry.
01:23:41Oh, God.
01:23:42Sorry.
01:23:43Oh, my God.
01:23:44Holy moly. Let's get out of here. We gotta get the hell out of here. Come on. Let's go. Oh, my God. Come on!
01:24:00How are we doing, Jenny?
01:24:25What are you doing, Jenny?
01:24:55Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:25:03You wanna sell me the love you bring
01:25:09But what's that look in your eyes?
01:25:15Are you just bending reality?
01:25:19Or is it all in my mind?
01:25:27The fire
01:25:31Drifting above the sky
01:25:39Angels
01:25:43Watching the world go by
01:25:49Essential girls
01:25:53One of infinite beauty
01:25:57And I know how I wanted her
01:26:01Butterfly
01:26:05Waterfly
01:26:07Watching the beauty
01:26:09Blue eyes
01:26:11Angel
01:26:15She opens up my mind
01:26:19She opens up my mind
01:26:23Please understand what I feel for you
01:26:29I'll lift the stars in the skies
01:26:33I will surrender my soul to you
01:26:39I will surrender my soul to you
01:26:41But when you stay by my side
01:26:45May you stay by my side
01:26:47My butterfly
01:26:51Butterfly
01:26:53Drifting above the sky
01:26:57Angel
01:26:59Watching the world go by
01:27:01Angel
01:27:03Angel
01:27:05Watching the world go by
01:27:07Angel
01:27:09Watching the world go by
01:27:11Sunshine
01:27:13She opens up my mind
01:27:15She opens up my mind
01:27:17She opens up my mind
01:27:19She opens up my mind
01:27:21To be dead
01:27:23One with a purple light
01:27:25To be dead
01:27:27One with a purple light
01:27:29One with a purple light
01:27:33One with a purple light
01:27:35One with purple light
01:27:37I love this
01:27:39Butterfly
01:27:41Drifting above the sky
01:27:43Butterfly
01:27:49Drifting above the sky
01:27:51Butterfly
01:27:53Drifting above the sky
01:27:55I'm watching the world go round.
01:28:13Sunshine.
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