Full Episode of Falling In Love With The A-lister
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00:00Oh, no.
00:05Mia, I didn't think you'd come.
00:08Here, my parents have been wanting me for a long time.
00:10No, no, no, no, no, David, you can't tell anyone who I really am.
00:13Not your family, not anyone.
00:15Why not?
00:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, maybe back off a little bit.
00:19She doesn't need somebody breathing down her neck, thank you.
00:23Hey.
00:25Who made you her bodyguard?
00:26Last I checked, Mia can handle herself.
00:30Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:44Hi, Mia.
00:45Nice to see you again.
00:47Hi, um...
00:49Care for a dance?
00:51Oh.
00:52Actually, she's with me.
00:54Yep, I'm the reason they're fighting.
00:56Didn't think I'd end up in the middle of this mess,
00:58but let's rewind to a month ago.
01:04Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09Huh?
01:11Oh, you're...
01:12You're Aspen Miles, you're...
01:14God, another stalker fan.
01:17Yes, I'm Aspen freaking Miles.
01:20Well, I know exactly what you want.
01:29Hey!
01:30What were you doing?
01:32Oh, you're even worse than I imagined, you asshole!
01:37She is spicy.
01:40Cute.
01:45Aspen.
01:45Hi.
01:46We need to talk.
01:47Why did you put me in this movie with Casey?
01:49He's a pop star.
01:50I'm a serious actor.
01:51I want to have an Oscar someday.
01:53Relax.
01:54Do this movie with Casey,
01:55and that Oscar will be within easy reach.
01:57Also, I just took this ticket for a vacation to be out of these.
02:02Just you and me.
02:04That sounds really weird.
02:06Hello!
02:07Can we continue with the interviews?
02:09Because I have somewhere ready to be urgently, so...
02:11Don't worry.
02:11Just leave.
02:12You're not even here.
02:13I'm okay.
02:15Her.
02:16I want her.
02:19I want her.
02:20What?
02:21You found me 21 assistants in the last three months,
02:23and none of them worked.
02:24This time, I'm choosing for myself.
02:27Aspen, you're almost done.
02:33Oh my gosh.
02:38David, what are you doing here?
02:39Look, I know our relationship started because of the whole family arrangement,
02:42but I really like you, Mia.
02:45I want us to have a real chance.
02:46My parents are hosting this big party in the next few days.
02:49All the top names are going to be there.
02:50I want you to come with me.
02:53Uh...
02:53Mia!
02:54Aspen just arrived.
02:55But I guess your job takes a back seat when you're busy batting your eyes at some guy,
02:59right?
02:59You need to go.
03:00We'll talk later, okay?
03:01Just...
03:02Just go.
03:02Go!
03:03Go!
03:06You'll never believe this.
03:07Some man came in here looking for Mia.
03:09She's out there flirting with men, disrupting the office.
03:12Mia thinks she can do whatever she wants.
03:14Well, let's see how she handles a little reality check.
03:18Leave it to me.
03:21You're cleaning Aspen's house today.
03:23What?
03:25Why would an assistant clean houses?
03:27Doesn't he have, like, a cleaning service or something?
03:29You don't want to do it?
03:31Fine.
03:31Pack your things.
03:32You can't be serious.
03:33Try me.
03:34So many choices.
03:50What is this?
03:51A polar expedition?
03:52Jesus.
04:01Hello?
04:01What are you doing?
04:05What am I doing?
04:05Is this my house?
04:07Right.
04:07Sorry.
04:07Sorry.
04:10Here.
04:11Here.
04:14Thanks.
04:28Why are you cleaning my house?
04:30Because Linda made me.
04:31I think she canceled your cleaning service or something.
04:34God, she's just the worst.
04:35She's a bully and she's mean and...
04:36Linda is making you clean my house.
04:40Yeah.
04:40It's not like I know what I'm doing.
04:41I've never cleaned a bathroom before.
04:44Yeah, well, next time, don't clean on an empty stomach.
04:46Come on.
04:47Where are you going?
04:58And...
04:59I've eaten a lot of really good food.
05:28And this is just next level, so...
05:30By the way, dinner's not free.
05:35Dinner's not free.
05:36What?
05:36You owe me.
05:38You brought me up here to make your bed?
05:41Team effort.
05:42This isn't teamwork.
05:43This is servitude.
05:44You can call it whatever you want.
05:45This bed isn't going to make itself, all right?
05:46Can't you just hire a cleaning service to do this for you?
05:48Uh, no, I'm not letting strangers into my room.
06:02Notting Hill.
06:03It's my favorite movie, too.
06:05I need to move her to the guest room.
06:07She can't sleep here.
06:08Okay, Miss Mia.
06:11Mmm, Casey.
06:23Okay, Miss Mia.
06:24Mmm, Casey.
06:27Ah, speak of the devil.
06:29Good morning, Aspen.
06:30I'm good to see you rejected my last three script chat invites.
06:33I confer face-to-face.
06:34Fantastic.
06:35Come on in.
06:43Casey!
06:44Who's this?
06:46This is Mia.
06:48And she...
06:49My girlfriend.
06:51What?
06:51No, I'm not...
06:52Right.
06:54Well, I wouldn't want to interrupt any of this romance, so I'm just going to come back when
06:57you're less busy.
06:58No, no, no, Casey.
06:59It's not like that.
06:59Wait, wait.
07:00Where are you coming?
07:00Wait.
07:12All right.
07:12Well, uh...
07:13Have fun, love groups.
07:17Aspen Miles, what the hell was that?
07:19All right.
07:19Time for you to get ready for work.
07:21What?
07:21Casey?
07:22I'm actually here for you.
07:25Okay, shh, shh, shh.
07:26Okay, okay.
07:27I am so excited to be in my first movie.
07:29How does it feel to work alongside Casey on such a groundbreaking project?
07:32I've never worked with an amateur.
07:35I mean, uh, a pop star.
07:37Before?
07:40Oh, oh, I read something this morning.
07:42Aspen's studio is hiring a new assistant.
07:45I'm going to interview for his assistant.
07:47Once I land the job, I'll reveal to the whole world what a heinous person he truly is.
07:52Bruce, I need you to do some digging on a girl named Mia.
07:57I'm going to hang out with Aspen.
08:00I know everything you can, I'll be there.
08:01Oh, no, not again.
08:15Dad, why are you bringing around all of these people again?
08:18It's scary.
08:19Oh, my auntie darling.
08:21Dad, stop it.
08:23Look, if you are here to ask me again to come home to takeover family business, my answer
08:27is still the same.
08:28No.
08:29Mia, baby girl, I've given you everything you want your entire life.
08:34But this time, I can't just stand back and watch as the legacy I poured my whole life
08:38into and is handed over to a total stranger.
08:41I will blacklist Casey.
08:45Drop all of our contracts with him and even team up with other companies to make sure he
08:49is the most unwanted person in the entertainment industry.
08:51All right, all right, all right.
08:52I'll do it.
08:53But you have to give me one month, okay?
08:55There's something very important I have to do first.
08:57Absolutely.
08:58Whatever you want, sweetheart.
08:59And you have to promise to sponsor Casey's World Tour this year.
09:01Done.
09:02Absolutely.
09:03Oh, my princess!
09:05Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:31Aspen, what are you doing here?
09:34I'm just passing through.
09:35Aspen Miles has never been passing by on the new hire's introduction before.
09:39Beautiful.
09:43Apologize to her.
09:45Hey, did you hear me?
09:47I said apologize to her.
09:49I'm sorry.
09:53Aspen, she's just a nobody.
09:55What are you acting like?
09:56She will be styling me at next month's Golden Globe pre-party.
10:02What?
10:05But Aspen, I have everything ready.
10:07Several designer brands have already lined up to sponsor your look.
10:11I've made my decision.
10:14Of course.
10:16Whatever you want.
10:21Whatever you want.
10:22Now, if you'll excuse us, Mia and I have some details to discuss.
10:26I don't understand.
10:34Why does Aspen value Mia so much?
10:36It's a good thing.
10:37Is it, though?
10:38Well, a girl like Mia would have no clue what to wear to an event like the Golden Globes.
10:41Let her fail, and when she does, we step in and fix everything.
10:45She'll be fired.
10:46Exactly.
10:50So, Mia, any thoughts on my Golden Globes look?
10:53Uh, could you just give me about five minutes?
10:57I just need to make a quick call.
10:59Sure.
11:04Roger!
11:05Hi.
11:06I need your help.
11:07What's up, Mia?
11:14I need a top haute couture for a movie star friend of mine for the Golden Globes.
11:18Okay.
11:19I can arrange a custom couture suit for him.
11:21One even the top stars would wait for.
11:23Okay, great.
11:24Wait, wait, uh, actually, no.
11:26What?
11:27Do you have any other suits?
11:29Even your second best would do just fine.
11:32Well, I do have another, but a B-lister, Snagit.
11:35I doubt your star friend wants a twin with a second-rate wannabe.
11:38That's perfect!
11:39What?
11:41I'll just play dumb and pretend I had no idea Aspen would end up twinning with another actor.
11:46Whatever you want.
11:48What are his measurements?
11:49His...
11:49His measurements?
11:51Yes.
11:51Chest, legs, arms, hips.
11:53Just measure him.
11:54Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:56Look, I have to go.
11:57Super busy.
11:58Love you.
11:58Love you.
11:58Okay, so, good news.
12:02I found the perfect outfit for you.
12:04I just need to take a few measurements.
12:10Oh, my God, what are you doing?
12:20Not being a creep.
12:22You need my measurements, don't you?
12:23Oh, sorry, I just thought...
12:26Oh, my God, what are you doing?
12:28Great.
12:30Uh, could you turn around for me, please?
12:43Damn.
12:44He really has the perfect body.
12:46Probably even better than Casey's.
12:47Oh, no, no, no, no, it's the devil's dog.
12:50Mia, calm down.
12:52What is she doing?
12:54Does she have to keep tempting me like this?
12:57Uh, she can turn back around.
13:07Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:09Almost done.
13:10Yeah.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:32Oh, my God.
13:36oh my princess well that's it i got everything i needed so thank you
13:45hello dad mia you're coming to the family banquet tonight
13:51it's all arranged and it's important for the family all right i'll be right there
13:56david it's so good to have you here with us
14:01mia
14:05you look stunning i'm so glad you can make it
14:16when you return to take over the family business we'll finalize the plans
14:21your marriage to david will ensure our family's legacy
14:24aspen what is it pick me up now i mean right now
14:31great just what i need i'm so sorry i have to go
14:35work emergency
14:37oh
14:38hello
14:44if i can sneak a few scandalous shots i'll have the ultimate gossip bomb to drop
14:53this is revenge for casey
15:02this is revenge for casey
15:11i can't do my face
15:14this is revenge for casey
15:24i can't do my face
15:28hey you look pretty
15:30since he's so drunk
15:34maybe a few embarrassing photos will even score
15:37why does he look so perfect
15:42oh my god he's the enemy what are you doing
15:53now i can remember how annoying you are wherever i go
16:09enemy status locked in
16:12all right team we have a situation
16:22this hardcore fan of casey has been stirring things up online
16:25goes by the name of kiss my ass
16:28oh i'm so sorry that the water went down the wrong pipe
16:36anyway this kiss my ass
16:39is really good at swaying public opinion against aspen
16:43they've been creating a ton of negative buzz
16:45this genius hacker even managed to take down aspen's website earlier
16:49we're still working on restoring it but
16:51whoever this kiss my ass is
16:53they're not just an amateur
16:55i mean
16:58wow i didn't have a
17:01who would choose a name like that right
17:04to kiss my ass that's so weird
17:06you seem to be very interested in this case mia
17:12me
17:13no i'm just i'm curious that's all you know me i'm totally a team player
17:18really
17:25you know what nature calls gotta go
17:36oh you're here
17:42let me guess you just escaped the crime scene
17:45no no i just um just wanted to grace you with my presence
17:49oh great my day's complete
17:52oh my god
17:55is this your cell phone
18:02yeah what's wrong with it
18:03it is older than i am
18:06it doesn't even have face time
18:09hello i don't need face time everyone knows i have a face
18:12that is not how technology works
18:15you are young and hot and you are living like a retiree
18:19do you also wake up at 5am to feed pigeons
18:22no but i'm reconsidering my mornings now
18:24hi roger
18:28the golden globe suit is ready
18:30perfect thank you
18:33guess what your suits arrived so now you can at least look like you belong in this century
18:38congratulations