- 6/3/2025
While Ellie is strong, streetwise, practical, social but scholarly weak, Janis is the opposite and thus make ideal room and team mates at a tough 16 week FBI training course.
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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:03:00And I'm going to turn some of them down because they're just not good enough for the FBI.
00:03:06Now, under the present guidelines, we are required to admit a certain number of women into our training academy.
00:03:11And we'll give you a fair shot.
00:03:13But quite frankly, I don't think you've got a prayer.
00:03:47Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:02I'm okay.
00:04:03I'm sorry.
00:04:10No, no.
00:04:10It's my fault, really.
00:04:11Ow!
00:04:12Oh!
00:04:13I'm sorry.
00:04:14I'm sorry.
00:04:15No, no, no, no.
00:04:17You stay up.
00:04:18I'll go down.
00:04:19You stay up.
00:04:23Thanks.
00:04:24Don't mention it.
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:28Sorry.
00:04:31I needed that.
00:04:47Hi.
00:04:48How's it going?
00:04:49I'll be right with you.
00:04:50Two seconds.
00:05:04Hi.
00:05:06Janice Zuckerman.
00:05:07How you doing?
00:05:08All right.
00:05:09Ellie DeWitt.
00:05:09Nice to meet you.
00:05:10Thanks.
00:05:11Ooh.
00:05:11Is this a dog or a pig?
00:05:14Nice.
00:05:15Listen, you want some help bringing up the rest of your stuff?
00:05:17Oh, this is my stuff.
00:05:19Oh.
00:05:20Hmm.
00:05:21So you want to go grab a beer?
00:05:22Get to know each other a little?
00:05:23No.
00:05:24We have a class in two hours.
00:05:25Constitutional law applied to law enforcement.
00:05:27Not by Hufferman.
00:05:27Ever hear of him?
00:05:28No.
00:05:29Special Prosecutor App Scam.
00:05:30There are two books in the Constitution.
00:05:31Anyway, I'm two chapters away from finishing his second book.
00:05:36It's only the first day.
00:05:37I mean, what are they going to do?
00:05:45I'm sorry.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:49You win.
00:05:50We'll do it your way, okay?
00:05:51You can ask me three questions.
00:05:53All right.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:56Where are you from?
00:05:58New York.
00:05:59Single.
00:06:0029.
00:06:00No brothers, no sisters.
00:06:02Graduated Amherst.
00:06:03Economics, 81.
00:06:04Columbia.
00:06:04Anthropology, 83.
00:06:06Smith.
00:06:07Public affairs and postdoctoral work.
00:06:10Would you like some?
00:06:11Oh, thanks.
00:06:13Where'd you go to school?
00:06:14I don't think you'd know it.
00:06:16Try me.
00:06:17To the home of college.
00:06:19Part-time studies program.
00:06:21You're right.
00:06:22Next question.
00:06:24Go to movies?
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:26John Ford's Grapes of Wrath.
00:06:28Favorite author, B.S. Nepal.
00:06:29Favorite painting, The Conversion of St. Paul by Caravaggio.
00:06:33Favorite music, Rolling Stones.
00:06:34Last question.
00:06:35You like the Rolling Stones?
00:06:37Last question.
00:06:40Um, are you always this uptight?
00:06:44Excuse me?
00:06:44Well, I mean, we're going to be bunking together the next 16 weeks.
00:06:48I just want to know.
00:06:49I mean, am I living with a peckerhead, or am I living with someone who can be quasi-normal?
00:06:53I'm not a peckerhead.
00:06:54I'm quasi-normal.
00:06:55Except under conditions of extreme academic stress.
00:07:02Gotcha.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:05Well, thanks.
00:07:05It's nice to meet you.
00:07:07Thanks.
00:07:10Now, ladies and gentlemen, if the subject is not on, you should be able to cuff him using nothing but the proper attitude.
00:07:18And we're here to teach you the proper attitude.
00:07:21But first, I'll need a volunteer.
00:07:22How about you?
00:07:25Me?
00:07:26Yes, if you don't mind.
00:07:27Oh, yeah.
00:07:27That's no problem.
00:07:29Good, good.
00:07:31Now, ladies and gentlemen, the standing wrist block.
00:07:36FBI, you're under arrest.
00:07:39Spread it.
00:07:40Left hand up in the air.
00:07:42Higher.
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:45Oh!
00:07:47Oh!
00:07:47Oh, I was right.
00:07:49You want to make sure that the suspect feels pain.
00:07:51Oh!
00:07:52Let him know he's under arrest.
00:07:54And I want you to notice that at all times, my gun remained in my gun belt.
00:07:58And my body was positioned with my gun side away from the suspect.
00:08:02He doesn't like you.
00:08:04Killing you with your own gun would suit him just fine.
00:08:12Yes, it's okay.
00:08:13Okay.
00:08:14You see, the key here, attitude.
00:08:17You want to dominate the situation.
00:08:19So let's try it.
00:08:21Arresting officers, remember to identify yourself.
00:08:23And suspects, resist a little.
00:08:26Make it real.
00:08:27Buddy, you better watch yourself.
00:08:30These girls are pretty tough.
00:08:32Especially yours.
00:08:34FBI, you're under arrest.
00:08:36Hands up and face the wall.
00:08:38Sorry, what was that you said?
00:08:39FBI.
00:08:40Is there something I can help you with?
00:08:44Are we done yet?
00:08:53Excuse me.
00:08:54I think you're supposed to be my suspect.
00:08:57Well, if I'm supposed to be your suspect, how come I'm not arrested yet?
00:09:00Okay, you're arrested.
00:09:14You happy now?
00:09:16Do it.
00:09:17You fail to identify yourself.
00:09:19You're an FBI agent.
00:09:20Get it right next time.
00:09:21Yes, sir.
00:09:24Practice.
00:09:25A lot of those.
00:09:30There is only one proper way to conduct a criminal investigation in the United States of America.
00:09:37And we have a document which sets out this way.
00:09:41Mr. Graham, can you tell me the name of this document?
00:09:45The Constitution, sir.
00:09:47I assume you mean the Constitution of the United States of America?
00:09:50Yes, sir.
00:09:51Thank you, Graham.
00:09:51The FBI is the highest law enforcement agency in this nation.
00:09:56We do not violate the Constitution ever.
00:09:59Question.
00:10:00Within the Constitution, is there a specific amendment that protects Americans from unreasonable search and seizure?
00:10:06Mr. Butts.
00:10:07Yes, sir.
00:10:08The Fourth Amendment, it stipulates that a warrant is required by a local...
00:10:10Correct.
00:10:11Question.
00:10:12What is required of a federal officer before he may issue a warrant for search or seizure?
00:10:18Ms. DeWitt.
00:10:18Uh, suspicion?
00:10:24I beg your pardon?
00:10:26Suspicion that evidence is on the premises, sir?
00:10:28Have you read either of my books, DeWitt?
00:10:32Not yet, sir.
00:10:33Sit down, DeWitt.
00:10:38Ms. Zuckerman, can you answer the question?
00:10:42Yes, sir.
00:10:43Federal officers don't issue warrants.
00:10:44The Constitution requires that a federal officer obtain a warrant for search or seizure from a duly authorized federal judge, and then only after showing cause.
00:10:56Mr. DeWitt, the FBI admits 40 trainees into each agent's training program.
00:11:02Last session, nine graduated.
00:11:04Thirty-one didn't.
00:11:06For every trainee that becomes an agent, there are three others who become encyclopedia salespersons, or telephone repairpersons, or perhaps beauticians.
00:11:19Do I make myself clear?
00:11:25Yes, sir.
00:11:26Now, on my signal, you will turn around.
00:11:52Now, step forward, grip the bar, and hang motionless.
00:11:59Begin.
00:12:04This is useful.
00:12:06On my signal, you will raise your chin above the bar.
00:12:09Yeah, right.
00:12:11Begin.
00:12:12Begin.
00:12:12If you can't continue, sit down on the map.
00:12:23And three more.
00:12:31Give me two more, please.
00:12:32Oh.
00:12:33Now, give me two more, please.
00:12:52Now, that's enough.
00:12:56I said that's enough.
00:13:03I'm Special Agent Bill Balecki, Director of Training.
00:13:07Now, this afternoon, you've been put through a series of exercises designed to establish your day-one level of functioning.
00:13:13We expect improvement.
00:13:16Now, if you scored low today, we expect a lot of improvement.
00:13:19If you scored high, we expect an even greater degree of improvement.
00:13:23Any one of you who fails to improve significantly will be cut from the program.
00:13:28Now, your next evaluation's in three days.
00:13:31Gentlemen, ladies, welcome to the FBI.
00:13:41Where the same person for a lawful object commits an act that is known or should be known to be likely to cause death or bodily harm,
00:13:50notwithstanding that same person desires to affect same object with or without causing death or bodily harm.
00:14:00Now, what the hell's that supposed to mean?
00:14:02It comes.
00:14:03You just have to get into it.
00:14:04You're Zuckerman, right?
00:14:04Listen, a few of us are forming a study group.
00:14:06It's the MIT model.
00:14:07It's a team of six individual focus areas.
00:14:09We get together every night for information sharing,
00:14:11and then once a week, one of us leads a seminar in his or her specialty.
00:14:15Are you interested?
00:14:16Who are you?
00:14:17Howard Butts, MIT.
00:14:18Hi.
00:14:19Are you interested?
00:14:20Maybe.
00:14:21Who are the others?
00:14:22Um, let's see.
00:14:24Biggerstaff and Parker.
00:14:26Biggerstaff, the black guy, he has a Ph.D. in criminology from the University of Maryland,
00:14:29and Parker used to be a lawyer for Merrill Lynch,
00:14:32and Brent Shepard.
00:14:34He's a Duke graduate.
00:14:35His dad's an FBI agent.
00:14:36His grandfather was an FBI agent.
00:14:38He's cute.
00:14:39Do you think he's cute?
00:14:42No.
00:14:43Okay, I'll join your crew.
00:14:44Oh, great, great.
00:14:45Okay, our first meeting is tomorrow night, after dinner.
00:14:47I'll see you.
00:14:47Hey, you know, I'd like to join this study group, too.
00:14:52Well, you see, it's going to be kind of advanced, you know, and the others, they might not really...
00:14:56Hey, you said you needed six.
00:14:58Okay.
00:15:03I'll see you later.
00:15:05Look, I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:15:08We know your son was in St. Louis last week, and we got a pretty good idea it was him that held up the bank.
00:15:13Now, all we want to know is, where is he now?
00:15:16Has he contacted you?
00:15:17Has he called you?
00:15:17Has he been around?
00:15:18I mean, is that too much to ask?
00:15:20I don't know.
00:15:21When did you say the bank robbery was?
00:15:23May 21st, between 2-24...
00:15:26You're both dead.
00:15:31Zuckerman, the second agent always secures the perimeter.
00:15:35You let a subject get away from you like that, and you really are going to wind up dead.
00:15:39DeWitt, don't ever let the subject see you getting flustered.
00:15:43Your whole attitude should be one of dominance.
00:15:45You're a federal agent.
00:15:47You know things that he doesn't.
00:15:48Now, if he sees that he's getting to you, the ball game is over.
00:15:52He's in control.
00:15:53Give me somebody else down here.
00:15:54Parker, uh, Butts.
00:15:59Next.
00:15:59Come on, man.
00:16:13Come on, man.
00:16:43Come on, man.
00:17:13Freeze.
00:17:13FBI scumball, freeze.
00:17:17FBI freeze, scumball.
00:17:22FBI.
00:17:25Don't try it, pal.
00:17:27Or I'll blow your brains out.
00:17:30Both of them.
00:17:3380% of an FBI agent's job is talking to people.
00:17:37Some people lie.
00:17:38Some tell the truth.
00:17:39So how do you know when someone's lying to you?
00:17:41Does he avoid looking at you?
00:17:44Does he look at you sideways?
00:17:46Does he keep his hands in his pockets like he's hiding something?
00:17:50And you have to watch his eyes.
00:17:51Let me show you something about eye contact.
00:17:56We'll conduct a little interview here.
00:17:57Mr. Graham, you can be my subject.
00:18:01Sir.
00:18:01Have a seat right here, Mr. Graham.
00:18:05Thank you, sir.
00:18:10Mr. Graham, have you ever used illegal drugs for recreational purposes?
00:18:15Eyes tilted up.
00:18:17He's thinking about it.
00:18:18But if the answer is no, it's too late to be convincing.
00:18:22Thank you, Mr. Graham.
00:18:23You can go back to your seat.
00:18:23Okay, I'll see that and raise you another five.
00:18:31I'm in.
00:18:34I'm in.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:37Okay, read him and weep.
00:18:38Full boat.
00:18:43Hey, is anybody hungry?
00:18:44Oh, yeah.
00:18:45What do you say we get some pizza?
00:18:46Yeah, like, uh, too large.
00:18:48Two?
00:18:49That's not enough.
00:18:49I can eat two all by myself.
00:18:51You're going to eat two?
00:18:52Too large?
00:18:52Yeah, I was pizza-eating champion back in college.
00:18:55I bet you I could eat as much as you.
00:18:56Get serious.
00:18:57I've got this real elastic kind of stomach.
00:19:00I bet you I could eat three pizzas.
00:19:02Three?
00:19:04Yeah.
00:19:05Care to put your money where your mouth is?
00:19:08The aforementioned toppings will be placed back on the slice and eaten.
00:19:11All slices must be eaten until no cheese is visible on the crust.
00:19:14Ready?
00:19:16Go.
00:19:17Okay, Parker, let's go.
00:19:18Oh, there you go.
00:19:20Smells good.
00:19:21Get down, buddy.
00:19:22You got to do it.
00:19:22Do it.
00:19:22Do it.
00:19:23Go ahead.
00:19:23She can't put you up.
00:19:24Yeah, you're really getting into it.
00:19:26Good one.
00:19:26Get down.
00:19:27Get it down.
00:19:29Get down.
00:19:35Come on, Parker.
00:19:35You got it.
00:19:37Come on.
00:19:38Come on, Parker.
00:19:39Get it down.
00:19:40Get it down.
00:19:41Go, come on.
00:19:43Get it down.
00:19:44Go, go, go.
00:19:47Parker, come on.
00:19:48Get that stuff down.
00:19:50There he is.
00:19:50Come on, Marker, let's do it.
00:19:54Come on, you can do it. Yeah, that's it.
00:20:01Keep going, keep going.
00:20:03I just hope this stuff's cooked properly.
00:20:05What are you talking about?
00:20:07Well, if the pepperoni's not cooked long enough,
00:20:10there's these microscopic insects and stuff.
00:20:15Go ahead, go ahead.
00:20:16Yeah, I read that there are actually tiny little worms
00:20:19that infest ships importing food from Europe.
00:20:22I heard about that.
00:20:24Keep eating, keep eating.
00:20:25What's that? What is it?
00:20:27You know what the worst part of it is?
00:20:29They lay their eggs in your intestinal tract.
00:20:32And before you know it, new ones are hatching by the thousands.
00:20:35Josh, we're eating.
00:20:37I wonder what that feels like,
00:20:39your whole stomach churning with thousands of wiggling little worm eggs.
00:20:49Before you notice into our objectives before you remember the benefit of Martyzung,
00:20:51this happened.
00:20:54Actually, I know who is going to disaster problems.
00:20:56But no matter what the best forever has.
00:20:57Very likely a tenth person is shooting around its number.
00:20:59Of course if we were to get down to when we camp for example,
00:21:00of course if you were to get down to the floods...
00:21:01or go to that you'd be there for a holiday.
00:21:02Well, it's nothing but you don't do anything like this...
00:21:03No, it's just hitting on the floor.
00:21:04who is that i think it's o'sullivan no it's flagler flagler i thought flagler was doing okay
00:21:14hey did you hear about flagler lewandowski they're both out hatchet falls
00:21:20okay we need coffee soap for dry skin kleenex loose leaf paper paper towels trail mix granola
00:21:28bars licorice popcorn put down paper clips those little colored ones
00:21:32oh and i want to get my own stapler and one of those accordion things that you got a file
00:21:39organizer yeah i need one of those janice it's 9 30 we better get going
00:21:44well i know one other thing we could get for you what's that your own gun my own gun yeah it's
00:21:51like having your own tennis racket and your own bowling ball you start to form a relationship with
00:21:55it i'm gonna form a relationship with the gun lacuna's when we're gonna have time to go shopping
00:22:00again right but don't you need a permit to buy a gun so we'll get a permit
00:22:04hey they brought us from the fbi right domazio says you need something for uh and i quote target
00:22:10practice yeah it's for my partner here we're thinking about a nine millimeter maybe a six
00:22:16hour 226 for red n9 double action or single action double or single uh whatever you know
00:22:22my taste double action okay miss fbi how about a cc75 i shot a three inch group with this baby
00:22:33right out of the box no sight work nothing
00:22:36willie it's for my partner now she's gonna use it for target practice but then later she's gonna use it
00:22:46in the field now it's gotta have a 15 shot capacity it's gotta have adjustable sights it's gotta be able
00:22:53to handle the silver tip ammo but then it's also gotta be able to handle these really samsons you
00:22:58know the steel jacketed stuff with the black tips because who knows one day she may have to shoot
00:23:02through a steel door to save my life so i'd like her to have a mag of those in her handbag
00:23:06do you know what i'm saying you want the sig don't you yeah yeah well i got a couple of them
00:23:15but uh i normally save them for my swat guys yeah and what are we the ptl clip okay okay okay geez
00:23:25this one here has got a six inch barstow barrel acm2 compensator you want to try to your night sight
00:23:35it's another 400 and change installed how much for what's in the box well i uh i guess i could
00:23:43discount it a little for the fbi i think you're right i think this gun's gonna improve my shooting
00:23:52a lot i told you it's like starting a relationship with a guy next thing you know you're gonna be
00:23:59lying in bed at night dreaming about tardy at breakfast you know did you notice that truck parked
00:24:06across the street the bread truck no you know what we should get going i told butts i'd meet him
00:24:13at five to review investigative detention what do you think it's doing there the bread truck
00:24:18let me take a wild guess delivering bread can i get you anything else no thanks just a check please
00:24:25you know i've been there for 20 minutes with the motor running and there's no bread store on the
00:24:33block it's just a a real estate office and an empty building and a bank
00:24:38so maybe the driver stopped to cash a check
00:24:42excuse me ma'am how late does that bank stay open till close at three thank you
00:24:51give me your gun
00:24:57you know we could be seriously overreacting here the guy's probably just
00:25:02bringing some donuts to his girlfriend who's a bank teller or something
00:25:05okay so we'll just check it out it's no big deal
00:25:08holy shit it is a bank robbery what are we gonna do i don't know what do you think
00:25:17well there could be a jurisdictional issue here
00:25:20it's the federal it's our jurisdiction we're gonna have to bust over
00:25:23okay okay you crouch down a little low and you make like you got a gun right next to me okay
00:25:29okay okay
00:25:30okay okay spi freeze put your weapons on the ground
00:25:35this is great
00:25:39okay scum suckers
00:25:42this is agents to win and circumvent of the fbi busting your ass
00:25:45and don't dick with us
00:25:47because i got a six hour hill i'll blow your heads off
00:25:49you got it
00:25:50yeah
00:25:51see a gun like this you get respect
00:25:54these guys are
00:26:05out of the car fbi fbi fbi
00:26:12careful with it please i i just got it back from the shop
00:26:15no problem
00:26:16ah
00:26:23ah
00:26:24ah
00:26:29ah
00:26:36ah
00:26:37ah
00:26:39ah
00:26:41ah
00:26:43ah
00:26:44ah
00:26:45Take the wheel.
00:26:47What? Take the wheel, put your foot on the gas pedal.
00:27:15You're surrounded!
00:27:17Come out with your hands up!
00:27:27Pace down on the pavement!
00:27:41This is it, Janice.
00:27:43That thing going nuts around isn't...
00:27:45Ready for it!
00:27:49Here, Janice.
00:27:51I might take care of the cops.
00:27:55F.B.I. Agents DeWitt and Zuckerman.
00:27:57You have the right to remain silent.
00:27:59If you give up this right, anything, everything, nothing...
00:28:03It's no problem, guys. We got it all under control.
00:28:05You have the right to remain silent.
00:28:07If you give up this right, anything you say
00:28:09can be held against you in a court of law.
00:28:11You have the right to an attorney.
00:28:13If you cannot afford one, an attorney will be appointed by the court.
00:28:15You understand these rights as I've explained them to you?
00:28:17We're G-Men, Janice.
00:28:23Yep.
00:28:25We're the new untouchables.
00:28:27One day our picture's gonna be up here, too.
00:28:29I don't know, Allie.
00:28:31You want to see us, sir?
00:28:33The other senior agents and I have been reviewing your actions this afternoon.
00:28:39There are a few things I need to make clear to you, too.
00:28:41Sit down.
00:28:43The FBI is not a SWAT team.
00:28:45Our procedures for dealing with a bank robbery in progress
00:28:49are set forth on page 124 of the FBI procedures manual,
00:28:53which obviously neither one of you have read.
00:28:55Number one, secure the safety of innocent bystanders.
00:29:00Number two, notify local authorities requesting backup.
00:29:04Number three, follow perpetrators without exposing yourselves.
00:29:09Number four, attempt to isolate perpetrators from innocent bystanders.
00:29:14Number five, proceed with the rest when the above conditions have been satisfied.
00:29:21The FBI does not approve of its agents perpetrating Saturday afternoon shootouts
00:29:25on downtown street corners.
00:29:27It takes an even dimmer view when its trainees engage in such activities.
00:29:31Well, it all happened rather quickly.
00:29:37Have you told anybody else of this incident?
00:29:40We just got back, sir.
00:29:42I'm not gonna have this macho cop competition thing start in this training program.
00:29:47I've seen it happen before, and nobody wins.
00:29:50Now, the media has agreed to cooperate,
00:29:53and they're not gonna mention the fact that trainees were involved.
00:29:56But if anybody else finds out about it, I'm gonna expel both of you as examples.
00:30:01In the meantime, you're on probation.
00:30:05The only edge this agency has is the intelligence of its agents.
00:30:10Try using some.
00:30:13That's all.
00:30:18Thank you, sir.
00:30:21Thanks.
00:30:25Right. B.
00:30:26Striker.
00:30:27B.
00:30:28DiBiase.
00:30:29C, you fail.
00:30:30Peterson.
00:30:31C, you fail.
00:30:32Guana.
00:30:33C, you fail.
00:30:34Parker.
00:30:35B.
00:30:36Zuckerman.
00:30:37A.
00:30:38Good work, Zuckerman.
00:30:39Shepard.
00:30:40A.
00:30:41Good work.
00:30:42Bickerstaff.
00:30:43B.
00:30:44DeWitt.
00:30:45F.
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00:30:47B.
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00:30:49B.
00:30:50Nami.
00:30:51C.
00:30:52You fail.
00:30:53Seidel.
00:31:03FBI, you're under arrest.
00:31:05Stop against the wall.
00:31:06I don't know, Zuckerman.
00:31:07There's something about you that just doesn't seem right.
00:31:09Turn around.
00:31:10Spread them.
00:31:11And get those hands up.
00:31:12Are you sure you want to be an FBI agent?
00:31:14Stand still and keep your mouth shut.
00:31:30Bang.
00:31:31You're dead.
00:31:42What's going on?
00:31:43I don't need this bullshit.
00:31:44I could be making $60,000 a year working for a lobbying firm.
00:31:55My family was right.
00:31:56This was a stupid fantasy.
00:31:57I was an idiot to want to come here.
00:31:58What the hell are you talking about?
00:31:59Figure it out.
00:32:00You can't quit.
00:32:01We're teammates.
00:32:02We're not teammates.
00:32:03We're roommates.
00:32:04Janice, you were picked ahead of 6,000 other people.
00:32:15Did you know Richard Nixon wanted to be an FBI agent?
00:32:18They turned him down.
00:32:19Good for them.
00:32:20You've come further than Nixon and you want to quit?
00:32:24I don't believe this.
00:32:25The only reason they took us was they needed some women to make the quota for their statistics.
00:32:29They didn't want us.
00:32:31So what?
00:32:32Who cares?
00:32:33We're here, Janice.
00:32:34We're halfway home.
00:32:35Halfway home?
00:32:36You're not halfway home.
00:32:38You're flunking.
00:32:39You're halfway out of here.
00:32:41It's only geeks like Brent are gonna make it.
00:32:44Well, of course Brent's gonna make it.
00:32:46They've been training him for this since he was a sperm.
00:32:48Janice, they're going after everybody's weak points.
00:32:50They're just pushing us to see if we can handle it.
00:32:52This is the FBI way.
00:32:54Yeah?
00:32:55Well, this is the Zuckerman way.
00:33:01I know what your problem is.
00:33:08You've just never flunked anything before, have you?
00:33:11You've got it.
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:13Up till now, you've only ever tried stuff that you knew ahead of time you'd be good at, right?
00:33:19Excuse me.
00:33:22I flunked plenty of times.
00:33:27No.
00:33:28And you know what?
00:33:29It's no big deal.
00:33:31You flunk, you work harder.
00:33:32You flunk some more, you work harder some more.
00:33:35You know what?
00:33:36You ought to write a book, The Joy of Flunking.
00:33:38Very big.
00:33:39Let me tell you something.
00:33:54My first month in the Marines, all day long they kept screaming at me that I wasn't good enough.
00:33:58But then I realized that they were right.
00:34:00I wasn't good enough.
00:34:02I can help you with the physical stuff, Janice.
00:34:06I can show you stuff that isn't in any of the books.
00:34:09Yeah?
00:34:10What's it to you?
00:34:11I want to pass, okay?
00:34:14I want to be an FBI agent.
00:34:17And right now I'm...
00:34:20I'm having a few problems.
00:34:23And frankly, I was kind of hoping that you might give me a hand.
00:34:27If you do that, we will both have a chance, you know?
00:34:31You're dreaming.
00:34:35What do you care?
00:34:36You were just gonna quit.
00:34:39True.
00:34:44Squeeze the trigger, don't snap it.
00:34:46And just relax.
00:34:48Have some fun.
00:34:51You're Clint Eastwood, alright?
00:34:52Do America a favor.
00:34:53Blow this scum off the face of the earth.
00:34:56Yeah.
00:35:01Find the buzzwords.
00:35:04Underline them.
00:35:05Put little colored paper clips next to them.
00:35:09If you want to become an FBI agent, you gotta start talking like one.
00:35:12Forget about foot sweeps.
00:35:13Not at the time.
00:35:14Best move for someone like you?
00:35:15Kicking the balls.
00:35:16They're kicking the balls?
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:18Only problem is anyone with any training is gonna be expecting it.
00:35:20So what you gotta do is you gotta surprise them.
00:35:21Stop him!
00:35:22Step back!
00:35:23Boot him!
00:35:24The 14th Amendment.
00:35:25Due process and equal protection.
00:35:26The 8th Amendment.
00:35:27Um, guarantee's against cool and unusual.
00:35:28Okay.
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00:36:25using concealing or transporting your old office you can eat those fries
00:36:44you're talking to me i didn't think so
00:36:55walker b-plus lake b-minus canada b-minus but b dewitt a good job dewitt nice going pretty soon i'll
00:37:17be asking you for help zuckerman b you're slipping zuckerman b shepherd b he's good
00:37:25yeah b's great what about the new hampshire bribery case
00:37:33entrapment entrapment it's in the gray area listen um excuse me i was wondering if um
00:37:41if you if you want to go out for dinner tomorrow night you mean like go out yeah we could uh
00:37:48uh roll down to washington do kind of a check it out thing
00:37:54yeah that would be great great um well i got a car i'll uh i'll pick you up at your dorm
00:38:00seven okay okay all right see you then all right okay
00:38:07what do you think oh you and brent our nation's capital to do kind of a check it out
00:38:14sounds like paradise he's probably gonna take me someplace nice
00:38:19probably what am i gonna wear i don't have anything like that you're right you better call it off
00:38:26janice get serious you know about clothes you gotta help me with this
00:38:30we could go shopping we'll roll down to washington do kind of a check it out thing
00:38:34can i help you oh yes my friend has a date with a senator so she needs something sexy
00:38:39i understand i have just the thing this way please he's not a senator he's an fbi agent oh is it an
00:38:47embassy party social surveillance that sort of thing no just dinner dinner she has great legs
00:38:55so it should kind of move when she walks maybe something that's slid up to the way something that
00:38:59says you know jump me oh this is benvenuti personally i think it would look fabulous on
00:39:09you
00:39:28oh
00:39:36kind of nice huh what do you think
00:39:40you really want to know yeah do you mind not at all okay oh the waist is too low it's gonna
00:39:49bunch it should taper more and the back looks short short yeah the darts are off angle and this
00:39:56hem is machine stitch for this kind of money it should really be hand stitch plus it's gonna
00:40:00catch your leg in the wrong place frankly the only thing this dress is gonna bring you is a visit from
00:40:04that fashion police anything else yeah it's not your color do you have any boar pushari or maybe some
00:40:10of that new japanese stuff of course thank you
00:40:13i don't know i've never spent four hundred dollars on an outfit in my whole life i never even spent a hundred
00:40:30it too bad you're wasting it on an arrogant nudnik yeah he's a little arrogant he'll loosen up
00:40:36tell him your mother died and you have to wash your hair for the funeral don't respect that
00:40:40well aren't we looking charming tonight well ditto well set
00:41:00wow wow you look amazing yeah yeah thank you gee i'm hungry want some popcorn no thanks
00:41:18should we go see you later janice bye
00:41:37in my family the fbi is like a religion see an fbi family is different from a normal family
00:41:42i taught to look at life as a tactical exercise the children were brought up in condition yellow
00:41:50aware of our surroundings and ready to respond
00:41:54i think my family was more the happy-go-lucky type
00:41:58it goes back to my grandfather he was in the seminary he's telling you to be a priest but
00:42:02same time he felt he could be doing more for america j edgar hoover was looking for americans
00:42:07with a higher sense of purpose well he and my granddad hit it off and
00:42:13we've been an fbi family ever since i know this sounds really ultra-american and everything but
00:42:19it's what i am i tried rebelling i stopped playing football let my hair grow went to rock concerts but
00:42:28didn't feel right
00:42:33this feels right
00:42:42the lights change thanks
00:42:55it's open
00:42:59hi hi hi hi okay um you know uh the guy at the library he said that you had taken out the last copy of
00:43:06psychology of deviance and uh yeah i just wondered if you were through with it or not maybe
00:43:13um he also said that uh you had taken um profiles in aberrant behavior and violence of the mind
00:43:19and i need them too so you know i just thought if well you're not actively using them not actively
00:43:25they're over there somewhere great great good okay
00:43:29this is great this is great this is great it's not a desk it's a it's a deli here did you ever try
00:43:38sesame snacks they're fantastic you know and um the thing about
00:43:41uh what is this
00:43:47it's weird uh okay
00:43:52got him we'll be back in about two three hours right okay thank you
00:43:56are you really gonna spend your entire saturday night studying yeah it's a lifestyle thing oh you
00:44:03know what pbs is airing a special on this year's nobel prize winners you want to go down to the
00:44:08lounge and watch it how long is it an hour too long half hour maybe but you know i have a lot to do so you
00:44:18can watch the first half yeah i can watch a half hour sure that's great and then i'll go back to my
00:44:25study okay okay Howard you're such a warrior i know it's terrible
00:44:38you're right i should put on some clothes yeah i'll wait outside okay
00:44:55thank you this is so great
00:45:02missus i've ever been to a place like this was watching dallas
00:45:08do you want some more white wine excuse me waiter could we have another white wine and margarita thanks
00:45:16just like my dad says washington is a nation unto itself
00:45:20you know do you and your dad and your granddad ever get together and just forget about the fbi
00:45:28and get blasted sure we down with you on super bowl sunday frankly my dad my granddad are more
00:45:36concerned about what's happening to the bureau these days what's happening
00:45:39i don't want you to take this personally but they feel this whole equal rights business is lowering
00:45:45the caliber of new agents coming in you're kidding well not you you are a marine they love you but
00:45:53some of the others zuckerman for instance give me a break what's wrong with zuckerman
00:45:59well seriously can you see her functioning as an agent
00:46:05she's you know what she's like she's like one of those people who jam on their brakes if they see
00:46:11a cat in the road and end up causing a 12-car pileup you can't stop for a cat in the road in the fbi
00:46:17you got to be prepared to mash them into the pavement you know what i mean she's gutless
00:46:22anyway she'll probably get cut did you hear about uh little sullivan the irs agent she's out i told her
00:46:28today
00:46:32well by the way i've seen zuckerman show a lot of guts okay you're right
00:46:39what'd she do push her way into line at the dairy queen
00:46:43brent she's my friend no no i know she started wearing
00:46:47mid-leg skirts when everyone else was still wearing long
00:47:03her
00:47:13have a nice time not really
00:47:19oops
00:47:22fbi you're under arrest
00:47:28fbi you're under arrest
00:47:29you still here hands over your head
00:47:35give it up zuckerman you're obviously not cut out for this
00:47:44you have the right to remain silent if you give up this right anything you say can and will be held
00:47:48against you in a court of law you have the right to have an attorney present if you cannot afford one
00:47:52an attorney will be appointed by the court do you understand each of these rights as i've explained
00:47:57them to you oh good see you in class bucko
00:48:05and as you review these cases keep in mind they document real crimes investigated by real agents
00:48:12and your job is to write a comprehensive review of each of these cases evaluating the methods employed
00:48:18by the agents involved and be thorough it's crunch time
00:48:33case number seven suspected theft of government property this one's pretty self-evident
00:48:38case number eight
00:48:39great wait wait wait could we go back number seven for a minute
00:48:43suckerman it's nine o'clock we have eleven other cases to review for tomorrow
00:48:47i think we should take another look at the agent's field notes the interview of duane burbick the
00:48:50student working the night shift the bagger i don't think the original agent said a comprehensive job
00:48:55and what did you find deficient we didn't ask him anything personal
00:49:00they asked him what he knew he didn't know anything they asked him what he saw he didn't see anything
00:49:03brent i think we're missing something here how do we know if the subject's being truthful we have
00:49:07nothing personal to measure it against oh come on give me a break hey what's the big deal here let's
00:49:12just take a few minutes and review the field notes do it wake up nobody cares if some dry cleaner
00:49:17lost a bunch of navy blankets i care
00:49:22okay fine in the case of the u.s navy blankets that disappeared from the washington dry cleaners nine
00:49:30months ago it seems ms zuckerman and ms dewitt here feel the investigating agents did not get
00:49:34personal enough for the night bagger this is a zero case and quite frankly i'm bored with it
00:49:39i think our time would be better spent if we moved on all in favor i'm in
00:49:50you're outvoted case number eight the long island kidnapping
00:49:53i still think the agents on that blanket case should have taken it further with a night bagger
00:50:01what do you want to do about it i don't know i'm just complaining it's just bugging me
00:50:08let's go check the guy out are we allowed to do that of course we're allowed it's our job to check
00:50:13out every single microscopic detail he was a sophomore at bolton when it happened so he'd probably be a
00:50:18junior by now okay duane burbick room 103. ellie we're not going to go crazy we're not going to
00:50:25draw our guns we'll tell them we're journalism students we'll ask a few questions we'll leave
00:50:29okay absolutely okay i think you should be the good cop i'll be the bad cop oh i'd like to be the bad cop
00:50:36no no you look like a good cop you're the one that should play the good no that's why it would be
00:50:40good because they wouldn't expect it well let's just play it by ear okay
00:50:48this guy's a slob
00:51:06there's the snap
00:51:07which one do you think is dwayne hey dwayne how's it coming dude almost there dude
00:51:26all of these jerseys have absolutely nowhere to go i'll tell you he's had trouble running
00:51:29against this team that doesn't look like that's about to change what's happening babes
00:51:35not much dude yeah hey aren't you dwayne boba
00:51:46listen dwayne dwayne we're taking this journalism class journalism yeah and we've got no way yeah and
00:51:52we've got this assignment on unsolved crimes what kind of crimes listen dwayne do you remember last
00:52:00christmas remember working at phil's cleaners the night shift the stolen blankets dwayne hey i can't
00:52:07even remember this morning was anyone else there was anyone there all right man look dudes this heavy
00:52:13stuff's bringing me way down you know so uh unless you want to party seriously i'd suggest you both take
00:52:20a walk because i'm going to go back to watching the game
00:52:34fbi bad news dwayne you're busted for obstructing justice in a federal investigation and failure to
00:52:39cooperate fbi okay i got dwayne here for withholding information i guess the others will just have to
00:52:47share the dope rap wait you mean we got to bust everybody you know how much paperwork that is
00:52:52doesn't matter a fistful of joints like that these guys are looking at three to five minimum now now
00:52:57wait come on what if dwayne just told you what he knows do you have to bust everybody yeah i mean
00:53:02what what if dwayne just you know spills his guts it's too late i've already started writing oh no
00:53:07come on come on too late she's writing tight little buns like yours they're gonna love you guys at
00:53:12leavenworth come on dwayne tell them what they want to know man they're gonna bust us come on
00:53:19come on they're just students we used to be students remember rules are rules yeah but couldn't we bend
00:53:24the rules sometimes we bend the rules yeah sometimes we bend the rules well look it all depends on dwayne
00:53:31come on dwayne you know what you know it man just tune in on it and tell him look it wasn't me i didn't
00:53:38do it but there was this dude louie right he was the delivery guy worked at the pizzeria you know
00:53:42that joint right next door i'll bet it was him it had to have been him there see he told you what
00:53:46he knows yeah i'm supposed to bend the rules for that yeah come on dwayne tell him more tell him
00:53:51more come on come on dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne dwayne
00:54:00they do like fuzzy hair you know it's like and these big ears it's crooked teeth these big bug eyes
00:54:05It had to be him. It was him for sure.
00:54:07Tell her where he hangs out.
00:54:08Yeah, it was at the Neal Club, you know, down on M Street.
00:54:11No, it was, uh, it was L Street.
00:54:13M Street. Come on, come on, man.
00:54:15It was L Street. It was L Street in Baltimore.
00:54:17It was Louie, man. It was Louie. It had to be Louie.
00:54:19Okay, is that enough?
00:54:21Come on, he told you what he knows.
00:54:24Yeah, I guess he cooperated.
00:54:26Yeah!
00:54:28Yes, dude! Yes! Yes!
00:54:31You jerking us around?
00:54:33No way, babe.
00:54:35Well, I'm too wasted to jerk you around.
00:54:38Okay. All of you.
00:54:40You call anybody and your accomplices.
00:54:42One to four. Automatic.
00:54:44And if this turns out to be bullshit,
00:54:45we're coming back to bust your ass.
00:54:48Three to five for obstructing justice
00:54:50and seven more for a smoking dope in the nation's capital.
00:54:53Got it?
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:59Thanks, dude.
00:55:03Good interview.
00:55:04You think so? I thought I might have been pushing it a little.
00:55:06Yeah, it was perfect.
00:55:07You feel like driving to Baltimore?
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:09Now, when we get inside, why don't you let me do the talking?
00:55:11What? I don't know how to ask questions?
00:55:12Yeah, but you know, this place could be like scumbag heaven.
00:55:14Don't worry about me. I can handle myself.
00:55:16Let's circulate.
00:55:17Let's circulate.
00:55:18Oh.
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00:55:30Hi.
00:55:31How's it going?
00:55:32Oh.
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00:55:44Let's circulate.
00:55:56Hi. How's it going?
00:56:01I'm looking for a guy named Louie. Fuzzy hair, crooked teeth, bug eyes.
00:56:05Has he been around lately?
00:56:07Suck shit through it, too.
00:56:09Suck shit through it, too.
00:56:18Nice outfit.
00:56:24These people are quite hostile. How do we relate?
00:56:29The music's just too loud. Why don't you go pull the plug on it?
00:56:33I'm gonna go shake them up a little.
00:56:39Hot mugs and scars, the door of your face.
00:56:42It used to be dirty, now it's just getting ugly.
00:56:45You're just kind of in a roosting race.
00:56:47Hold on to coffee. Don't...
00:56:49Okay, everybody, listen up.
00:56:51Know what this means? FBI. We're investigating...
00:56:53Ha!
00:56:55Ha!
00:56:57Ha!
00:56:59Ha!
00:57:00Ha!
00:57:06Ha!
00:57:12Now you look like a smart guy.
00:57:14tell me if this isn't clear we're with the FBI we're working for your safety
00:57:27and our success depends upon your cooperation any questions no now I want
00:57:37to know if you've seen a guy named Louie fuzzy hair crooked teeth bug eyes you seen
00:57:49him he got here about half an hour ago I think he's in the crapper good thanks for
00:57:56your cooperation hey what's going on then Dwayne went to the John or something and
00:58:05you saw your chance and you grabbed the blankets right you didn't know they
00:58:08were government property did you so when things got hot you had to ditch them I
00:58:11still did upwards he remembers don't you Louie what'd you do with the blankets
00:58:14Louie okay I took them but I didn't know they belong to the name I swear thank
00:58:19you that's all we wanted to know are you gonna turn me in yeah we're just
00:58:23students we need the grades students thanks Louie you've been a big help yeah
00:58:28thanks a lot Louie
00:58:32a brief informal conversation with mr. burbick confirmed our suspicion that at
00:58:37least one previously unnamed person was present in the dry cleaning shop on the
00:58:41evening of the crime should it be determined that a follow-up
00:58:45investigation is in order we would suggest that mr. burbick be reapproached for
00:58:49primary interrogation you know the rest of you completely overlooked the fact that
00:58:56the original interrogation was superficial and incomplete do it Zuckerman a plus you
00:59:02examined every option and that's the kind of work we like around here thank you
00:59:06sir all right you'll notice a few more empty seats this afternoon the day at
00:59:11lunch eight more of your brethren were dismissed and those of you who are left
00:59:17deserve to be congratulated you really only have one more hurdle to overcome but let me
00:59:23remind you that the simulated crime exercise is not a piece of cake your
00:59:30instructors have set it up to be just like a real crime situation and I assure
00:59:34you that your instructors can be just as devious as real criminals so be warned
00:59:40but in the meantime feel free to go out tonight and enjoy yourselves you've earned it get out of here
00:59:55now you get to make a toast okay to law enforcement
01:00:02good one
01:00:12to law enforcement or he drank the law enforcement oh yeah how about
01:00:22Hawaii 5-0 yeah good one
01:00:29you were saying what oh yeah so this one day the other waitress had a dinner appointment and the boss had to go to the bank so it's just me and him he comes up to me and goes why don't we go sit in the freezer and cool off
01:00:39do these big walk-in kind of refrigerators
01:00:54well there weren't any customers so I just hung up the clothesline and in we went
01:01:01in the freezer it was incredible in the freezer with the meat oh it was just hamburgers and stuff I mean it wasn't like there were racks of beef hanging up or anything
01:01:18you want some pretzels yeah the last two guys I went out with were a portfolio manager and an orthodontist they wouldn't be caught dead in the freezer oh yeah what were they into
01:01:37well the portfolio manager was into trading in his Audi for a BMW the orthodontist was into trading in his BMW for a Mercedes
01:01:44huh doesn't sound like a very hot date right that's the problem I go to a party I start talking about politics and economics and I end up with a certain type of guy
01:01:56huh I need a guy who wears jeans and has a tattoo and is mute like this guy here he'd be great hey you got a tattoo yes
01:02:17you got a tattoo yeah I got a tattoo whip it out
01:02:33sure
01:02:38ooh
01:02:42a fish
01:02:44I'm Janice let's dance
01:02:58you have an incredible chest
01:03:01but seriously you ought to show more hair
01:03:06that's better
01:03:09tell me something
01:03:10do you have a college degree
01:03:12nope
01:03:13good
01:03:14have you ever made love to a woman until she lost consciousness
01:03:20twice
01:03:22no four four times
01:03:25good enough
01:03:27Janice
01:03:33Janice
01:03:35you might be getting a little carried away here
01:03:38I'm gonna find a cheap hotel with Captain Ahab here and see if he can put me in a coma
01:03:44hey Popeye what do you say we go for a ride just you and me and mommy did
01:03:50sounds good to me
01:03:51Janice
01:03:52Janice
01:03:53come on you're drunk
01:03:54good mom we're going home
01:03:56come on
01:03:57hey she's not drunk
01:03:58don't worry about it
01:03:59come on Gilligan let's go get that harpoon measured
01:04:02maybe she's a little drunk
01:04:03maybe she's a little drunk
01:04:08you're right
01:04:09you're both right
01:04:10you're both right
01:04:19oh dear you ho
01:04:21this is no reflection on you
01:04:23this is no reflection on you
01:04:24you were great
01:04:26thanks
01:04:28hey uh maybe some other time huh
01:04:30no
01:04:38taxi taxi
01:04:41i need a guy who wants to make love to me while he's watching boxing
01:04:45you're casting your jewelry
01:04:46come on
01:04:47make it fast
01:04:49ooh
01:04:50another new experience
01:04:52alright there's only three of them
01:04:53can you take the guy on the right
01:04:54i'll take the guy on the left
01:04:55hey shut up
01:04:57ellie
01:04:58i'm drunk
01:04:59we're trained professionals we can handle this
01:05:01look bitch i don't think you get it
01:05:03ah
01:05:04ah
01:05:05ah
01:05:06ooh
01:05:15he was kinda cute
01:05:16for a sociopath
01:05:23shhh
01:05:24shhh
01:05:25shhh
01:05:26shhh
01:05:27shhh
01:05:28shhh
01:05:29shhh
01:05:30shhh
01:05:31shhh
01:05:32shhh
01:05:33shhh
01:05:34shhh
01:05:35shhh
01:05:36shhh
01:05:37shhh
01:05:38shhh
01:05:39shhh
01:05:40shhh
01:05:41shhh
01:05:42shhh
01:05:43shhh
01:05:44shhh
01:05:45shhh
01:05:46shhh
01:05:47shhh
01:05:48shhh
01:05:49shhh
01:05:50shhh
01:05:51shhh
01:05:52shhh
01:05:53shhh
01:05:54shhh
01:05:55shhh
01:05:56shhh
01:05:57shhh
01:05:58shhh
01:05:59shhh
01:06:00shhh
01:06:01shhh
01:06:02I had so much fun tonight.
01:06:05We got drunk.
01:06:07We almost got mugged.
01:06:11I met a sailor with a big fish.
01:06:16Ellie?
01:06:19Do you think we're really going to become FBI agents?
01:06:24Me too.
01:06:32Hello?
01:06:39This is Blackie.
01:06:40Be in my briefing room in five minutes.
01:06:43Janice?
01:06:47Don't worry, Janice.
01:06:50They're just sticking with us.
01:06:52Wake you up in the middle of the night,
01:06:53wanting to disorient you.
01:06:54Do the same thing to the murderians.
01:06:58It's called stress conditioning, girls.
01:07:00The FBI shakes the pail, and the cream rises to the top.
01:07:04That guy drives me nuts.
01:07:07All right, let's get in here.
01:07:09Move it.
01:07:09Move it.
01:07:11Move it.
01:07:14All right, the men you see before you and myself
01:07:16are the Terrorist Liberation Front.
01:07:18Tonight, we've kidnapped this man.
01:07:20I'm George Hupperman,
01:07:21president of a very large international banking institution.
01:07:24These men want money, or else they'll kill me.
01:07:26Please help me.
01:07:27Here's our ransom demand.
01:07:29In addition, clues will be provided
01:07:31at various points over the next 18 hours.
01:07:34Five minutes after we leave with Hupperman,
01:07:36you can open the ransom note and begin.
01:07:39Sir?
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:40Is there a specific hierarchy of leadership
01:07:42you want us to follow?
01:07:43Don't ask me.
01:07:44I'm a terrorist.
01:07:47All right, first order of business
01:07:49is to establish a clear chain of command.
01:07:50I propose myself as agent in charge
01:07:53with Bickerstaff, Parker, and Stryker.
01:07:56Here's my unit heads.
01:07:56All in favor.
01:07:58Carried.
01:07:59Let me see that.
01:08:06What do you mean you lost him?
01:08:07Did you leave the ransom money whether or not it said to?
01:08:09Over.
01:08:09Affirmative, Red Dog Leader.
01:08:12We saw the terrorists pick up the money,
01:08:13and then we lost him.
01:08:14Over.
01:08:15Damn.
01:08:16All right.
01:08:18Both of you follow the tracks on foot
01:08:19and keep me informed.
01:08:20Over and out.
01:08:21The rest of you comb this area for clues.
01:08:24The terrorists had to come through.
01:08:25We were on the way to pick up the money.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:30This is fun.
01:08:31You okay?
01:08:32Yes.
01:08:32You sure?
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:33It's kind of slippery.
01:08:34Yeah, thanks, Alex.
01:08:34I'll watch you're walking.
01:08:35You dropped something here.
01:08:37That's not mine.
01:08:38No, it's yours, because it's on the ground when you're...
01:08:45We got something!
01:08:47Brent?
01:08:48We got something.
01:08:49Looks like a map here.
01:08:50Let me see.
01:08:51Let me see.
01:08:55All right.
01:08:55This shows a path from here leading down
01:08:57through the south edge of the swamp.
01:08:59It must be where they're headed.
01:09:00Let's go.
01:09:01Nice.
01:09:02Brent, you really think they left a map for us to follow?
01:09:05I said, let's go.
01:09:07Brent, I'm sorry.
01:09:08I got to go with Janice.
01:09:10I think they just want us to run around these woods all night.
01:09:13We set up a chain of command here, DeWitt.
01:09:15If you can't respect that, why don't you
01:09:17and anyone else who's interested
01:09:18go off and run your own operation?
01:09:20The rest of us have a job to do.
01:09:22Now let's move out.
01:09:23Come on.
01:09:31So.
01:09:33Now what?
01:09:34Now we kick some butt.
01:09:38Good plan.
01:09:41Camel, clear, pumpkins.
01:09:44Special display program.
01:09:45The press is coming in.
01:09:46It's a whole deal.
01:09:47Who signed this author's agent?
01:09:49Oh, Mr. Blackie.
01:09:49It's right there.
01:09:50Signature looks a little weird
01:09:51because he sneezed when he signed it.
01:09:53See?
01:09:53Still wet.
01:09:54No.
01:10:00No.
01:10:01No.
01:10:03No.
01:10:07Stop.
01:10:10Is that them?
01:10:11No.
01:10:12Wait.
01:10:13I want to hear the rest of this conversation.
01:10:17Okay.
01:10:19Go on.
01:10:21No.
01:10:21No.
01:10:22No.
01:10:25Stop.
01:10:26It sounds like Blackie.
01:10:29He's ordering breakfast.
01:10:31Fantastic.
01:10:32Okay.
01:10:35Administration building.
01:10:37West wing.
01:10:37Second.
01:10:38No.
01:10:39Third floor.
01:10:41In the boardroom.
01:10:43Howard, you're a genius.
01:10:44Oh, great.
01:10:47I found you.
01:10:50All right.
01:10:50Got the gear.
01:10:52How's it going?
01:10:53Happy me to Blackie are holed up in this...
01:10:55Jeez.
01:10:56They're holed up in the third floor
01:10:57administration building
01:10:58until after breakfast.
01:10:59Oh, that is great.
01:11:01Now, what about Brent?
01:11:02Oh, we've been monitoring him.
01:11:03He's still in the forest,
01:11:03but he's headed this way.
01:11:05What are we going to do about him?
01:11:06Oh, gosh.
01:11:06You want to try some
01:11:07disinformation strategy?
01:11:08Trust him.
01:11:09He's a genius.
01:11:10You got the map?
01:11:11Oh, yeah.
01:11:12What are we going to do?
01:11:14Uh, attention, Red Dog Leader.
01:11:23This is headquarters.
01:11:24Do you copy?
01:11:25Over.
01:11:25Red Dog Leader.
01:11:27Do you copy?
01:11:28Over.
01:11:32Headquarters?
01:11:33Over.
01:11:34FBI Headquarters Mission Command Center.
01:11:36We have information
01:11:37concerning your mission.
01:11:38Do you copy?
01:11:39Over.
01:11:39I hope they know more than we do.
01:11:41Shh.
01:11:42Okay, headquarters.
01:11:43Go ahead.
01:11:43Over.
01:11:45Uh, Red Dog Leader.
01:11:45We have a visual identification
01:11:47of the suspects.
01:11:48Uh, Zone Charlie 03.
01:11:51Do you copy?
01:11:52Over.
01:11:54Charlie...
01:11:55...zero three.
01:12:00That's in the middle of a swamp.
01:12:02Swamp?
01:12:02Over.
01:12:04Uh, that's confirmed, Red Dog.
01:12:06And we suggest that you approach the suspects
01:12:08with extreme caution.
01:12:10Is that a confirmation?
01:12:11Over.
01:12:13Affirmative headquarters.
01:12:14Over and out.
01:12:14Come on, in the middle of a swamp.
01:12:16All right.
01:12:17We're gonna get these guys.
01:12:19Let's go.
01:12:19Oh, you got everything you need.
01:12:30Affirmative.
01:12:33Well, you got everything you need.
01:12:47Affirmative.
01:12:47All right.
01:12:48See ya.
01:12:49All right.
01:12:50Just a minute.
01:12:51All right.
01:12:54Howard?
01:12:55Yes?
01:12:56Be careful, okay?
01:12:59Okay.
01:12:59Thanks.
01:13:00Okay.
01:13:01Okay.
01:13:09Okay.
01:13:10Okay.
01:13:10Okay.
01:13:28You don't think we're going a little overboard on this, do you?
01:13:38Yeah.
01:13:39Yeah.
01:13:40Yeah.
01:13:58Oh, you got some cloth fragments stuck in the chain link here.
01:14:03Somebody's been through here.
01:14:05Let's go.
01:14:06Wait a second.
01:14:07That's a restricted area.
01:14:08We're gonna have to get a warrant.
01:14:10You are fighting terrorists here.
01:14:12Let's go.
01:14:13Let's go.
01:14:13Let's go.
01:14:43Oh.
01:14:49Oh.
01:14:49Oh.
01:14:51Get down.
01:14:53Okay.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:59They're in here.
01:15:00Shh.
01:15:00I know it.
01:15:01What was it?
01:15:02What was it?
01:15:02I know it.
01:15:06Ugh.
01:15:07Uh.
01:15:08Uh.
01:15:09Oh.
01:15:10Oh.
01:15:11Oh.
01:15:11Oh.
01:15:12Oh.
01:15:12Oh.
01:15:12Oh.
01:15:13Oh.
01:15:43FBI, freeze!
01:16:01Get your hands up!
01:16:06Up against the wall! Spread them!
01:16:09And don't dick with us or we'll blow your heads off.
01:16:12We're the FBI.
01:16:13It's okay, Mr. Huffin. You can relax. You're a free man.
01:16:20Good work, Howard.
01:16:23Sweat him!
01:16:27How are we doing, Mr. Bilecki?
01:16:28We gonna pass this one?
01:16:31You get my vote.
01:16:35Cuff him, Janice.
01:16:36Take cover.
01:16:56Take cover.
01:16:56Take cover.
01:16:57Please.
01:17:10Hi.
01:17:12Exercise is over.
01:17:13Thought you'd want to know.
01:17:14What?
01:17:15That idea you had for the two-pronged assault?
01:17:17Excellent.
01:17:18Really worked.
01:17:20Listen, we'd like to give you a ride, but we're kind of full right now.
01:17:23Bye.
01:17:24Special agent, Brent Shepard.
01:17:33Special agent, Brent Shepard.
01:17:42Special agent, Howard Butts.
01:17:43Special agent, Janice Zuckerman.
01:17:54Special agent, Janice Zuckerman.
01:17:56I practiced a lot.
01:17:59You were good.
01:18:03Special agent, Elizabeth DeWitt.
01:18:05And the winners of this term's special myriad award, Elizabeth DeWitt and Janice Zuckerman.
01:18:33On behalf of Janice and myself, I'd like to take this moment to thank all the instructors
01:18:45that voted for us.
01:18:47And I hope the people of the United States of America will be able to sleep better knowing
01:18:50that women like us have guns.
01:19:13Guess what?
01:19:14I got Duluth, Minnesota.
01:19:16Duluth!
01:19:17That's great, Howard.
01:19:18Absolutely.
01:19:18Do Witt and Suckerman, please.
01:19:20They have a winter carnival that ranks tops in the nation.
01:19:22They got dog sled racing.
01:19:23They got ice fishing.
01:19:24It works.
01:19:24But you're going to have a lot of fun.
01:19:26Absolutely.
01:19:27Absolutely.
01:19:27Go ahead and open your envelope.
01:19:28Let's see what you got.
01:19:30Let's see first.
01:19:32L.A. I got L.A.
01:19:39You got L.A.?
01:19:41Good assignment, Janice.
01:19:44Oh, open your...
01:19:58I got L.A., too.
01:20:02Oh, my God!
01:20:05Oh, my God!
01:20:07Oh, my God!
01:20:08Oh, and you've got to lose!
01:20:10You've got to lose?
01:20:11Great!
01:20:12Oh!
01:20:32Oh, my God!
01:20:33Oh, my God!
01:20:34Oh, my God!
01:20:35Oh, my God!
01:20:36Oh, my God!
01:20:37Oh, my God!
01:20:38Oh, my God!
01:20:39Oh, my God!
01:20:40Oh, my God!
01:20:41Oh, my God!
01:20:42Oh, my God!
01:20:43Oh, my God!
01:20:44Oh, my God!
01:20:45Oh, my God!
01:20:46Oh, my God!
01:20:47Oh, my God!
01:20:48Oh, my God!
01:20:49Oh, my God!
01:20:50Oh, my God!
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