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  • 6/3/2025
The Stupor Salesman - #DaffyDuck (1948)

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00:00Safe at last. The cops will never find me here.
00:13Cops!
00:15Thanks for the lift, chum.
00:17Seems to be a lot of a skizzles buzzing around here.
00:19Bless that little thingard.
00:24I represent the Excelsior Appliance and Appertance Company,
00:26Incorporated, with a complete line of household appliances
00:28and Appertance Company.
00:30Is the lady of the house in?
00:31No.
00:32The gentleman?
00:33No.
00:34Okay, I'll talk to you then, my snarly-looking friend.
00:36And please accept this sample brush.
00:38Scram pumped.
00:40Give me back the brush I give you.
00:42This guy's gonna be a tough nut to crack.
00:44I'll slide guys on a front of the California door.
00:52Shake, chum, put it there!
00:56Ain't that a Lulu?
00:57It's our little sure-shot buzzer.
00:58Think you're the life of the party?
01:04Just a little device for gaining entrance into places where one is not exactly welcome.
01:12Now let's face it, chum.
01:13I'm not leaving till I sell you something.
01:14Now, what'll it be?
01:15Just name it.
01:16Okay.
01:17You got brass knuckles?
01:18Have I brass knuckles?
01:19Oh, have I brass knuckles?
01:20Wait, have I brass knuckles?
01:21Oh yes, brass knuckles!
01:23Here you are, kiddo.
01:24Gee, I'd hate to get socked with those babies.
01:26Here it comes, Gabby.
01:27Try these for size.
01:28Give me that.
01:29Another handy little item is this double-breasted bulletproof vest.
01:33Guaranteed to get your money back if it fails torque.
01:36Oh, yeah.
01:37Oh, here's a little gadget that guy needs.
01:38Take this, wise guy.
01:39Oh, where'd he go?
01:40Oh, I see you in there with your beady little red-rimmed eyes.
01:47Criminal type.
01:48Sexuals together.
01:49Say something.
01:50What do you type me for?
01:51Unincome.
01:52Boop.
01:53Why, you little whiff-footed meddler.
01:54Oh, break your long neck.
01:55Now, let's stop clowning.
01:56I'll show you something you can really use.
01:57A little sure-shot lighter.
01:58Now, let's see where that puts that lighter lighter lighter lighter lighter.
01:59Oh, oh, you serious?
02:00Oh, I see you in there with your beady little red-rimmed eyes.
02:01Oh, I see you in there with your beady little red-rimmed eyes.
02:02Oh, I see you in there with your beady little red-rimmed eyes.
02:03Criminal type.
02:04Sexuals together.
02:05Say something.
02:06What do you type me for?
02:07Unincome.
02:08You, little scimplicate.
02:09Un cues for saила, resurrect.
02:10Now, let's stop clowning.
02:11I'll show you something you can really use.
02:12A little sure-shot lighter.
02:13Now, let's see where that puts that lighter lighter lighter lighter.
02:14Oh, oh, here it is.
02:15Now, watch.
02:16Observe closely how it works with just a simple slip of the thumb.
02:17A simple.
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02:24Oh, oh, yes, here it is. Now watch. Now observe closely how it works with just a simple flip of a thumb.
02:28A simple flip. A flip of a thumb.
02:31A twilm. A flip of a thumb.
02:34Man, the thing must be dirty or something.
02:37Now let's try it.
02:39It's coming out!
02:41Oh, I'm out. I don't need anything.
02:43I'm not gonna give up.
02:46I won't take no for an answer.
02:49I'm gonna sell that guy something. I'll sell him something. There must be something he needs.
02:54I got him now! I got him now!
02:58Hey, Bob! You need...

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