- 03/06/2025
Wizards vs Aliens - S01E07 - Friend or Foe (1)
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00:00Look, trust me, okay? I know what I'm doing and I'll be careful.
00:07So today, in science, behind Mr. Fisher's back, Benny Sherwood will secretly be mixing chemicals that could go bang.
00:15But he'll be careful. No worries there then.
00:18I promise. Nothing will go bang.
00:30Have followed subjects, covering tact.
00:34Target has entered the school. We'll maintain constant surveillance.
00:43Benny Sherwood, this is your fault again!
00:46You've got, over there, assembly point C.
00:49You two, here, wait here. You are in so much trouble.
00:54We are talking letters home, detentions, investigations, and things, things I haven't even thought of yet.
01:02It was only a little bang, sir.
01:04A bang, Sherwood, followed by a room full of smoke, followed by panic, followed by...
01:10Well, just look!
01:12I only passed the magnesium.
01:14I wasn't trying for a smoke bomb, sir.
01:15No excuses. Just think of the damage that you've done to this school.
01:19You, Benny Sherwood, have created a lot of damage.
01:22Oh, damage!
01:26What damage, sir?
01:32But that's...
01:33But no!
01:34What the...
01:36No, where there's the hole!
01:37Iron Landry.
01:46No, I saw.
01:47No, I swear.
01:48I, er...
01:52With the, er...
01:55With the explosion.
01:56The explosion?
01:57Perhaps you should take it easy this weekend, sir.
02:02And there's the bell.
02:03See you later, then, sir.
02:05Oh!
02:06Banging this.
02:08Smooth.
02:09But don't you think that was a bit public, Tom?
02:11Don't you think that was a funny way of saying thanks, Benny?
02:13Oh!
02:26Did you see that?
02:27The boy...
02:29He clicked and...
02:31The smoke went!
02:32Their clothes!
02:33It was like BAM!
02:34It's unbelievable!
02:35Take calm, Adams.
02:36This is exactly the proof I wanted.
02:39Congratulations.
02:40I'll be making a positive note on your record.
02:42Thank you, ma'am.
02:44Thousands of years of human history.
02:46And we're the first to find a wizard.
02:49Magic exists, Adams.
02:51You're right, ma'am.
02:52Of course.
02:53Stick close to Thomas Clarke.
02:54Everything must go as planned.
02:57His magic will soon belong to me.
02:59Substandard work, Guard 731.
03:26I am displeased.
03:29Report for discipline.
03:32Nothing escapes my attention.
03:39Carry on, Varg.
03:45Emergency!
03:46Human intruder on flight deck.
03:47Lockdown now!
03:51Do not move, human.
03:52You are a prisoner of the Necros.
03:54I'm hurt.
03:56Don't you recognize me?
03:58You will answer my questions!
04:00How did you come aboard my ship?
04:02So it's your ship, is it?
04:04I'm very proprietorial of you, Varg.
04:06How do you know my name?
04:08Who are you?
04:19Attend!
04:21Hail the light of Necros!
04:23Report to your king!
04:25Father, when you...
04:27March you, Varg!
04:29Speak, Lexi.
04:31As the king commands, so it is done.
04:34You decreed the form filter was to be completed.
04:37It seems it can deceive even a Necros.
04:39You will turn that cross.
04:40Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
04:41Excellent!
04:43You will show me!
04:51Disgusting!
04:53Exactly, Father.
04:55The perfect recreation of a human being.
04:58I have made a detailed study of the human's rituals and social codes.
05:03The key to understanding them came from primitive digital signals known as television,
05:09which seem to rule every aspect of human life.
05:12But what purpose do they serve?
05:15The creatures seem almost hypnotized by the signals, Father.
05:17They believe whatever they see or hear, it proves their weakness.
05:23Then why waste time studying such an inferior species, sister?
05:28Do you not see?
05:30The form filter makes me appear human.
05:33It allows me to move amongst humans unnoticed and unchallenged.
05:37The perfect spy.
05:39A spy?
05:41Do you claim that a wizard would...
05:42Never see the danger in his midst until it was too late.
05:52Target on the move.
05:53Other kid in tow.
05:54Is the operation go, ma'am?
05:56Not yet, Adams.
05:58I will tell you when Operation Vanishing Act begins.
06:01Sorry, ma'am.
06:05It seems you and Father have planned this to the last detail.
06:08Varg, this project has been a challenge even for me.
06:12We all work to the same ends, brother.
06:15Then explain.
06:16What is this object?
06:18This is part of my disguise.
06:20I have designed Lucy very precisely to fool the young wizard Tom Clark.
06:26He has ambitions outside the wizard realm.
06:29And Lucy can help him.
06:31Or so he will think.
06:33But what if Tom Clark suspects?
06:36See?
06:38You recoil at this human.
06:39He will not suspect.
06:41As Lucy, I will become a part of his world.
06:44And I will use his knowledge to find the location of every drop of magic hidden on Earth.
06:50The Necro shall feast.
06:53I think you begin to see the merits of my plan at last.
06:56I can transport you only to Tom Clark's known locale as the wizards remain shielded from us.
07:02Keep an active comm signal at all times.
07:05Do not worry, Varg.
07:06I will find Tom Clark.
07:09As the humans say, I have really done my homework.
07:13Have you done my homework?
07:31So much space.
07:32So pointlessly pretty.
07:48But so perfect.
07:50Let's see.
07:52Were you reporting in?
07:54I was unable to comprehend your words.
07:56I was...
07:59There was some slight disorientation.
08:02I am proceeding with my search for Tom Clark.
08:05Out.
08:09Emergency supplies for the shed?
08:12If your folks ever find out, you'll be on a diet of gluten-free pips and seeds for the day you leave home.
08:17Here he is. The main man. Don't cheer because it gets embarrassing.
08:30Oh, your geeky mate hasn't blown up the ball then?
08:33Well, not yet anyway.
08:35It was barely an explosion.
08:37And I'm pretty sure I know what to have wrong.
08:40You're going to chat all afternoon, Quinn, or we're going to play some footy.
08:43Don't fancy a kick about Katie?
08:47Well, I wouldn't want to give one side an unfair advantage.
08:50You're going to have a fair advantage.
09:11Lexi to Zorantulas.
09:13Target sighted.
09:15I'm proceeding with the plan.
09:17Maintain communicator silence until I instruct otherwise.
09:20As expected.
09:21Come on, come on, coming on!
09:26Come on, come on, come on!
09:27Let's go.
09:29What are you doing? What's this? What's up, loser?
09:31medications recommend irreportation?
09:41Sorry!
09:43Sorry!
09:45Sometimes I don't know my own strength!
09:48That...
09:49How'd you do that?
09:51I seem to have lost your ball, so you can use mine.
09:54Um, okay, but who are you then?
09:59What? Names!
10:01Never forgo social niceties, that's my motto.
10:04Hello, I'm Lucy.
10:06Tom Clarke, this is Benny, Katie.
10:11If it's chocolate you're after, Benny has got a shot full in his bag.
10:16Uh, here you go.
10:20Choc-o-lit.
10:24Don't tell me you've never heard of chocolate before.
10:27Where have you been hiding? In the moon?
10:29Of course not. I just try to eat healthily.
10:32Choc-o-lit is not an essential part of human...our diet.
10:46Whoa. Did somebody skip lunch?
10:49Correct.
10:50Look, are we playing a game or what?
10:52Here!
10:55Continue to play!
10:56Just love to watch those experts at work.
10:59Wait, that still counts as a save.
11:03That's a pretty good throw, though.
11:05Do you work in football or something?
11:07I do.
11:08And I saw how well you played, Tom Clarke.
11:10I'm sure you wouldn't have been felled by my throw.
11:13Well, um...
11:16Thanks.
11:17Good footwork.
11:18Great potential.
11:20With the right coaching...
11:21You should take up refereeing.
11:22It's obvious you can't see what's right in front of you.
11:24You keep chatting, Clarke-y.
11:26You coming, girls?
11:28Hey, come on, you guys.
11:31Should be heading home anyway.
11:34It was, uh, nice to meet you, Lucy.
11:37Goodbye.
11:38I'm serious about football, are you?
11:41Um, I'll try to catch you up, yeah?
11:43Sure.
11:44See you later.
11:45Bye, Benny.
11:50Two of them left with the target now.
11:52What are your orders, ma'am?
11:54Watch and wait for now.
11:56And move all units to full alert.
11:59I'm sure I've seen you somewhere before.
12:02You look kind of familiar.
12:05We humans do look very similar to each other.
12:08I'm sure I've never met you.
12:10I'd remember someone of your exceptional skills.
12:13Aw, thanks.
12:15I'll ask you again, Tom.
12:17Are you serious about football?
12:19Yeah.
12:20I am, but...
12:22The thing is, my family aren't into football.
12:25They'd rather I was doing some...
12:29Well, let's just say the family business comes first, I guess.
12:34But football is a very popular sport.
12:36Resulting in admiration and financial reward.
12:39Are your family not aware of this?
12:41Maybe you should pop round and tell them.
12:43Splendid idea.
12:45As long as they're not having a busy spell at home right now.
12:48There's a shortcut.
12:49Just down here we can take.
12:50Oh, good.
12:51Adams, take the wizard and his friends.
12:53We'll need them.
12:54I have been tracking Lexi farther.
12:55I...
12:56I think she may be leading us directly to the wizard's stronghold.
12:59At last.
13:00Victory is in our grass.
13:01Sorry, we'll be long.
13:02I'll catch you up.
13:03I'll catch you up.
13:04I have been tracking Lexi, father.
13:11I think she may be leading us directly to the wizard's stronghold.
13:17At last, victory is in our grasp.
13:26Sorry, we'll be mum. I'll catch you up.
13:29What does your father do?
13:31Hi, mum.
13:31He's a vet.
13:32A former soldier.
13:34No.
13:37Vet.
13:38As in making poorly pet better.
13:43What about your dad?
13:44Does he play football too?
13:46My father isn't very mobile these days.
13:49Needs a lot of attention.
13:51But I'm really very devoted to him.
13:55Only one remains with the target.
13:57All units await your order, ma'am.
13:59The second they're out of public view, Adams,
14:00take the wizard and the girl.
14:03Is your house much further?
14:08This is just a bit of a shortcut.
14:10It's not far from here, though.
14:10What are you doing?
14:22Who are you?
14:23Lucy!
14:24Run!
14:24What's happening?
14:25What's happening?
14:34Gotcha, wizard.
14:35Guards, take them.
14:36Guards, take them.
14:38Now move out.
14:38Hey, what's going on?
14:43Hey!
14:45No, Tom!
14:48Tom!
14:50Tom!
14:51Tom!
14:52Tom!
14:53Tom!
14:53Tom!
14:53Tom!
14:53Tom!
14:58Sister, come in!
15:00Lexi, do you reap me?
15:02Sorancho's calling Lexi.
15:04Report.
15:05Lexi, respond at once.
15:08Lexi?
15:08Father, we have lost communication.
15:14Wizard trickery!
15:15You will go to Earth and find our bard!
15:18Find her!
15:36Oh, no, not you!
15:37No, no, no, no, don't shoot!
15:38Wait, please!
15:39Where is my sister?
15:41Look, please, don't shoot!
15:42I don't know anything!
15:44You hold her communication, Judith.
15:46You will tell me where she is.
15:47Now!
15:48I haven't seen her.
15:50I don't know.
15:50I would have remembered, I swear!
15:52Lexi was with the wizard halfling.
15:54Where has he taken her?
15:56Tell me the truth, human, or be disintegrated!
15:59With Tom?
16:01Right, here's with Lucy.
16:04I just saw them both in.
16:07No.
16:08Is that possible?
16:10Can you change her shape to look human?
16:15You know this?
16:18Then Lexi's disguise failed as I feared it would.
16:21No, it did work!
16:22It fooled Tom.
16:23And me!
16:24Lucy's Lexi.
16:26Of course!
16:27I thought I recognised her.
16:28Your babbling serves no purpose.
16:31Please.
16:32Listen.
16:32Something happened to them both.
16:36There was smoke or gas.
16:39But I saw Tom and Lexi taken away in a big van.
16:42Gas!
16:44Move back, halfling.
16:45An narcotic compound dissipating.
16:55It was strong enough to fell Lexi.
16:58And Tom?
16:58Irrelevant!
16:59What if it was knockout gas?
17:01We're talking science!
17:03Wizards wouldn't touch that stuff.
17:05You know that.
17:06Then who?
17:08Human cattle?
17:09Creatures like you?
17:11Like me?
17:14But...
17:14Obviously not me.
17:17I wonder.
17:18No!
17:18Please I can help!
17:38Hello?
17:44Can anyone hear me?
17:47I can hear you, Thomas.
17:51Who are you?
17:54Let me out of here!
17:56You don't recognise me?
17:58Good.
17:59I pay a great deal of money to make sure nobody ever does.
18:02Look.
18:04Whoever you are.
18:06I don't know what all this is about.
18:08Then listen and learn.
18:10My name is Stephanie Gould.
18:12Yours is Thomas Clark.
18:14I am a very rich woman.
18:17I can make you a very rich young man.
18:20What are you on about?
18:23I'm talking about magic.
18:28What?
18:30Pulling rabbits out of hats?
18:33Look.
18:33Sorry.
18:34This would have been better coming from your mum.
18:36When you were six.
18:37There's no such thing.
18:44No more denials.
18:52No more lies.
18:54You are now my wizard, Thomas.
18:56I went to a lot of trouble to acquire you.
18:58You're going to go through a lot more trouble to keep me.
19:01Just a simple click of the fingers.
19:04Amazing, isn't it, what that can do?
19:05Lucy!
19:06What have you done to her?
19:13Nothing yet.
19:15But try to use magic, and poor Lucy will suffer the consequences like that.
19:20Benjamin, whatever's wrong, dear?
19:31It's Tom.
19:32He's been kidnapped.
19:33Please, let her go.
19:41She doesn't know anything.
19:43I'm aware of that.
19:44But her presence means you'll do exactly as I say.
19:48Whatever you want with me, just let her go.
19:51Thomas, we're going to be working together from now on, and there are a few things you
19:55need to understand.
19:56I think I know enough already.
19:58You think wrong.
19:59I've achieved a lot, but the world is full of things money can't buy.
20:05Or it was.
20:07Because with your magic, everything is now within my reach.
20:11Give me what I ask, and I will make you richer than you ever dreamed.
20:17You've got a problem there.
20:19Because there's one thing money can't buy, it's me.
20:22You've got one hour to change your mind and bring your friend up to speed.
20:26Otherwise, she pays the price.
20:29Lucy, are you all right?
20:36No, I'm not all right.
20:38I wake up tied to a bed and someone was threatening me.
20:41What is this?
20:43She was after me.
20:45It's my fault, but I promise I'll get you out.
20:47Can't you just magic us out?
20:50What?
20:51Well, that's what you said, wasn't it?
20:53You're a wizard, are you?
20:56You heard of that.
20:57I shouldn't be telling anyone this.
21:04But I got you into this, so you deserve the truth.
21:10I am a wizard.
21:13Well, we only get three spells a day, and I've already used two.
21:16So?
21:17We've still got one?
21:18What about your family?
21:19Are they magic too?
21:21There must be some magic way to call them.
21:22Or maybe there's more wizards nearby.
21:25There are more, yes?
21:26Lucy, please.
21:27I don't want to use my last spell until I know more about this place.
21:31Like, where we are.
21:33I can't just magic us off somewhere safe.
21:35It doesn't work like that.
21:39Tom.
21:42I'm scared.
21:43Lucy, trust me.
21:45A wizard always protects his friends.
21:47Michael of the Unenchanted.
21:56A wonder, most rare.
21:57Shut up and listen.
21:58Moon, Tom's been taken.
21:59We have to find him now.
22:00Unworld ones.
22:01Will we take Thomas?
22:02No!
22:03I know it's hard to believe, but it can't be the Nekros.
22:06Right, so what do I do?
22:06Call the police?
22:07My son's been kidnapped.
22:08Oh, and there's a disguised alien with him.
22:10Mr. Clark.
22:11Fargo's worried about his sister.
22:13If you focus on that...
22:14I'm focusing on my son, Benny.
22:16Focus.
22:17Like Benjamin says.
22:19Find a spell.
22:21Something powerful.
22:25The wizards stay hidden.
22:27There's no such thing as a finding spell.
22:29Please don't cry, Mrs. Crow.
22:31I've got an idea.
22:34But you won't like it.
22:35Coming out with it in for quick sticks.
22:38We can't do this on our own.
22:41We've got to ask for help to find Tom.
22:45We've got to call.
22:48The Nekros.
22:54It is hard to believe, but it would appear Lexi was taken by...
22:59Humans.
22:59Impossible!
23:01But it has happened.
23:02Lexi is lost.
23:04The Halfling Clark was also taken.
23:05Lexi's irrelevant!
23:07Perhaps not, father.
23:09The wizards will be just as anxious to find him as we are to find Lexi.
23:14Ask the Nekros for help.
23:16I know.
23:18But this ship's got scanners.
23:20Sensors.
23:21All sorts of technology they'll use to find Lexi.
23:23Benny!
23:24We can't trust them.
23:25Randall Moon will be loathing the Unworld Ones, but as we be fearful for Thomas, will not they be awash with worries for their lost help?
23:36But, united, the power of wizardkind, and the machine might of Nekros may save our boy from this hidden foe.
23:49It could be right, Michael.
23:50Nekros need no help.
23:53It pains me, father.
23:55But it may be the only way to find Lexi.
23:57Their knowledge may be of use.
23:59Think of it merely as a temporary coalition.
24:01Coalition.
24:03Mmm.
24:06Coalition.
24:08That will end, as all coalitions do.
24:11When we feed on them all!
24:15Ma'am, Lennox in TechDiv says it's registering a Type-D power source from the lab.
24:25Could be the boy.
24:27Or it could be somebody else.
24:38Can't you call the other wizards?
24:40Summoning spells are advanced magic.
24:43I'm still learning that.
24:46I'm learning too.
24:48Learning that someone's been telling lies.
24:51I haven't used magic.
24:53I swear.
24:53No.
24:54Then I hardly thought magic was a Type-D power source.
24:58Whereas this unusual design...
25:02Where did you get it?
25:05It's a family heirloom.
25:07And you should never upset my family.
25:09So keep your hands off it.
25:12Stay away from her, Gaunt.
25:24You've got to be kidding.
25:27Lexi!
25:28What are you?
25:30She's a monster.
25:32I am Necros.
25:33This has got to be a trick, man.
25:34No, I don't think so.
25:35This is advanced technology.
25:38It's alien technology.
25:41She is a vicious, dangerous alien.
25:45So, I have an alien.
25:48A wizard and an alien.
25:51Oh, this is better than I'd hoped.
25:53There is nothing, nothing we cannot do.
25:58So let's start with the world and then...
26:01Why not?
26:02The whole universe.
26:08The mighty wizards come crawling for our aid.
26:12Who cares about the scrolls or statues?
26:14Tom and Lex are in danger.
26:16You have magic.
26:17You have alien science.
26:18You will tell me how to commit the perfect crime.
26:20Necros technology is named, not worse.
26:25How are we going to trace that van now?
26:27Set down the brain spring.
26:29That thing is going nowhere near me.
26:31It's possible your human brain will explode.
26:34Oh, they have been clever.
26:36But not clever enough.
26:37Fall alert!
26:38I mean, it's a better shot!
26:55I mean, it's a better shot!
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