GlitchSPANKR Trailer

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Rescue your game from an insane virus in GlitchSPANKR and check out this trailer for the upcoming comedic narrative-driven exploration game. Befriend or destroy him, tackle challenges and minigames, uncover secrets, unlock customizations, and explore different endings.

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00:00Kill the human.

00:05Now introducing the Spank Stick.

00:08Got a nasty computer virus?

00:10Eating the code of your favorite game?

00:12Well, that's no worry at all with the Glitch Spanker Anti-Virus Spank Stick.

00:16Get rid of it with a simple swat of a stick.

00:19What in the ?

00:21Virus being a bit stubborn?

00:23A bit crafty?

00:24Glitch Spanker has the solution.

00:27Glitch Spanker, just spank it.

00:30Whoa, now.

00:31You don't have to kill me over eating your booty slapping game.

00:35Just give me a chance.

00:37Here, let's fix this commercial.

00:40Make a new friend.

00:42Or several.

00:44Do a dance.

00:47Master magic.

00:49Slink and sewers.

00:52Succumb to the infinite void.

00:56Submit your soul.

00:59Let me just, uh...

01:02There's too many channels.

01:05Too many options.

01:07I'll be here forever.

01:09I can't get away.

01:12With Glitch Spanker, you can contain and torture any glitch.

01:15Be his friend or foe.

01:17Every choice is up to you.

01:19Glitch Spanker is not responsible for any damage done to your games,

01:21your health, or the loss of your mortal human soul.

01:22Deviation from the path of the game may result in the death of you,

01:24your family, and possibly the entire human world.

01:26Any eldritch abomination found inside the Anti-Virus will void any refund claims.

01:28Please think responsibly.

01:30Sign up as being儿 cases.

01:32Let me in love.

01:34Beats.

01:36Beats.

01:37Wait.

01:38Let me出口上忍.

01:39Please recognize,

01:40and don't allow me.

01:42With Glitch Spanker,

01:44give me a 침렬.

01:45All right.

01:46That's not looking for�� deats.

01:50You're truly États Why되 did you raise any influence,

01:52far away,

01:54youraz henry absurdist.

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