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00:00That's original.
00:17Haven't seen that before.
00:19Here for the open mic?
00:20Yeah.
00:21So I just deleted all the German names from my phone.
00:25It's now completely hands-free.
00:29You get five minutes, man.
00:32Get off.
00:33Don't be that guy.
00:34Well, uh, welcome to Open Mic.
00:35We're about to get this thing started.
00:36So we got the next comic coming to the stage.
00:40Carly the Cannibal Commissaire!
00:43Oh, wow, wow.
00:45You guys look great tonight.
00:47I'm getting hungry.
00:49Hey, don't worry about you in the back, all right?
00:52There's always room for second helpings, son.
00:54Total narcissist, really into himself.
00:57He only eats his own flesh.
00:59Is that too much dead to me?
01:04Ah, of course you'd like that, Joe.
01:09I'm trying to give a round of applause for Charlie the Cannibal Comedian.
01:13Hey, how we all doing tonight?
01:15Good.
01:16Good.
01:17So, uh, I was out with this girl last night.
01:20She wasn't too pretty on the outside, but as I say...
01:23What are you gonna do to me?
01:26It's her insides that count, right?
01:29What is this?
01:30What's going on?
01:31That's funny!
01:32You suck!
01:33I want my money back.
01:34I need to reevaluate my career.
01:36You're never gonna amount to anything.
01:37I'm a stand-up comedian, dammit.
01:38You're hilarious!
01:39Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:40Oh, it's so funny!
01:41You're one note!
01:42You should be paying me!
01:43You should be paying me!
01:44You're gonna stop chilling now that you're a working comedian?
01:45I'm a stand-up comedian, dammit!
01:46You're hilarious!
01:47Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:48Oh, it's so funny!
01:49You're one note!
01:50You should be paying me!
01:51You should be paying me!
01:52You should be paying me!
01:53You should be paying me!
01:54You should be paying me!
01:55You should be paying me!
01:56I'm a인� 사고 bugger boy, be paying me!
01:57I'm a modiest network but it's so funny!
01:59Really struggling in a way!
02:04And now their predictions come on!!
02:06Alright!
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02:20You can start shilling now that you're a working comedian?
02:22What a drag.