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00:00You
00:09Hillary where are you back in with mom in Arizona? You can't just move in with mom
00:15She's my mom besides. I am going back to school for environmental studies
00:23Calvin just be happy for me. I'm I'm maturing. I am becoming a mature adult human being
00:30Do you want to talk to Ian? No, I am ghosting him besides. It's easier for everybody. Trust me
00:35I've done this before you have
00:38Yeah, of course I have you know what tell him that I met someone I just I met this guy
00:43And I found out that he is actually a prince. Oh, no, no. Just tell him that I had a botched abortion
00:51What's that? No, this is not my job. No, this is not my fucking job
00:54No, you cannot make me do this. I'm not doing this again, Hillary Hillary
00:57I'm not doing this. You have to tell him you have to tell him
01:01Tell me something true
01:11My manager told me to watch you
01:16No, don't lose it just paying cash
01:21It's like you're on a mission
01:23Basically, you mind if I sit? My day is super late
01:28Go for it
01:31You need to meet somebody?
01:34Nope
01:36I am all alone
01:38Break up
01:42Yup
01:45You want to talk about it?
01:48I'm good
01:49Yeah, I get that
01:55Hey
01:56Do you want a bro job?
02:03What?
02:04What it sounds like
02:07Drink here
02:08I don't know, I mean
02:09I live down the street
02:17Fuck it
02:18Fuck it
02:31Oh, God
02:37Oh, my God
02:37What?
02:38What?
02:41Oh, my God
02:43Wait, so you're not having sex?
02:49Oh, no, we're having lots of sex with lots of different people.
02:51But what about just the two of you?
02:52Well, no, we're having more of that, too.
02:54Just not necessarily the kind of sex that I want to be having.
02:56Girl, this is a riddle.
02:57I'm going to need more specifics.
02:59I need all the hoary details.
03:00Give me, like, the last five times you guys have had sex with each other.
03:04Okay.
03:04Well, last week we had sex on Monday.
03:09Tuesday.
03:09Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
03:12Wednesday.
03:12No, wait.
03:15Dad was at work on Wednesday.
03:16Thursday.
03:19On Friday.
03:20That's date night.
03:23Saturday, we met this guy on Scruff.
03:25You guys should really meet my husband.
03:27Yeah.
03:29And then on Sunday, he brought his husband over.
03:31It's so nice to meet you guys.
03:33You too.
03:34Where are you guys from?
03:35East Texas.
03:36Where are you guys from?
03:38I'm from Florida.
03:40Damn, man.
03:41You're complaining?
03:42I'm not complaining.
03:43I just don't always necessarily want to go straight to pound town.
03:46You know, sometimes I want to, fuck, I don't know, make love.
03:49Shut up, faggot.
03:51You're getting the D nightly.
03:52Sometimes double D.
03:54And you're complaining to me, a goddamn married woman?
03:56I haven't had sex with Quincy in, like, two weeks.
03:58Jesus.
03:59I mean, that's normal, right?
04:00You're under a lot of stress.
04:01The wedding's in less than a week.
04:03And besides, a relationship should be about more than just sex.
04:06Well, what is a relationship to you, Alex, for 200?
04:09A relationship is knowing that there's somebody who's always there for you, no matter what.
04:14Who's always behind you.
04:16He's in your corner.
04:16Like the accent, man.
04:18Sure.
04:19A light in the dark.
04:20Ugh, that's gross.
04:22Me and Quincy are in opposite corners.
04:24Ding, ding, ding.
04:25Like gay MMA.
04:26This is the wall.
04:27Okay.
04:28Got it.
04:35I absolutely would have eaten that.
04:37I thought you were vegan.
04:38I'm a vegetarian.
04:39Except for all that dip.
04:41Oh, yeah.
04:42You're a manorexian.
04:43Sausage only.
04:44Like a paleolithic prostitute.
04:45Sure.
04:46Shit, I need to get laid.
04:47I used to jump Quincy before the rehearsal tonight.
04:49You got some time?
04:50I can't.
04:51I gotta get ready.
04:52How long did it possibly take you to take off your makeup?
04:54Mmm.
04:54I'm putting more on.
04:55It's my wedding.
04:56I'm gonna paint this bitch up like Sistine Chapel.
04:58You're doing the wedding in drag?
05:00Naturally.
05:01This is gonna be the crown jewel of my wedding portfolio.
05:04House down boots.
05:05Oh, but Quincy doesn't know yet.
05:07Girl what?
05:08It's a beauty surprise.
05:11And no, you don't get to say girl.
05:13That's appropriation.
05:14And femme queens have already appropriated that from strong black women.
05:17Okay?
05:17That's fucked up.
05:19And I kind of femme sometimes.
05:20Just because you're a bottom doesn't make you femme.
05:22I am not a bottom, okay?
05:24Do not the bottom shame me.
05:25You should be bottom ashamed of yourself.
05:27Mind your own bottom business, you bottom feeder, bottom bitch.
05:31Quincy loves surprises.
05:33We'll be fine.
05:35Don't make that bottom face with me.
05:38I'm versatile.
05:40That was fun.
05:41I was not expecting that.
05:45Yeah, me neither.
05:47I thought I was getting blown by a completely different dude that's happening.
05:51Yeah, what happened to your date?
05:53Who cares?
05:54Now he's blowing up my scruff.
05:57You're black girl.
05:58Seems kind of harsh.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Snooze you lose.
06:03Who the fuck shows up half an hour late until a hookup?
06:05It's so rude.
06:06Wait, was it a hookup or a date?
06:09I call hookups dates.
06:11It's classier.
06:12It's always good to meet in a public place just in case the dude's like a Jeffrey Dahmer type.
06:17Or, you know, face-tuning every fucking picture.
06:20And they say romance is dead.
06:23Aww.
06:25Are you trying to act like this is out of character?
06:27Uh, actually I'm more of a long-term relationship kind of guy.
06:33And I just sort of got dumped, so.
06:35Oh, shit.
06:36Uh, that I'm not looking for a relationship.
06:39Just so you know.
06:39Oh, man.
06:46What's funny?
06:48You really don't do this very often.
06:50I mean, no.
06:51Not since college.
06:53There was one guy in Berlin when I was on my walkabout, and that got real weird real fast.
06:57Walkabout?
06:58Mm-hmm.
06:58Mm-hmm.
06:59There was another guy in Amsterdam.
07:02I guess I'm pretty gay in Europe, but, um, only ever dated women.
07:08Oh.
07:08So, you're straight.
07:13That's all right.
07:15Thanks.
07:16Or at least that's what I tell people.
07:18Yeah.
07:19So you're not straight.
07:22I mean, not entirely.
07:25Yeah, no shit.
07:28But, I mean, you identify as straight?
07:32Yeah, I mean, I guess so.
07:34Yeah.
07:34It's just kind of easier that way.
07:36You don't have to constantly explain yourself, and people get, like, universally weird when
07:42they feel like they don't know what to call you, except for teenagers on the internet who
07:45think it's problematic to call anybody anything.
07:47But I'm not attracted to teenagers, so...
07:50Good.
07:51Neither am I.
07:51Well, I mean, unless it's, like, 19, yeah.
07:56Ew.
07:57That seemed creepy.
07:59Everybody thinks I'm straight, and they, like, get off on it, but secretly I'm low-key
08:03super gay.
08:04I mean, I'm not trying to brag, but I watched the entire first season of RuPaul's Drag Race,
08:09and my mom had a cesarean section.
08:11Platinum.
08:14I'm pretty fascinated by this, though.
08:16So, you really don't label yourself.
08:19I guess I leave that to other people.
08:21So you're...
08:23bi.
08:24Sure, if that's easier for you.
08:26Would you actually date a guy?
08:30Maybe.
08:30I haven't met a guy that I wanted to date.
08:35Ouch.
08:36No, I'm sure you're great.
08:38I'm sure you're very dateable.
08:40Dude, I'm totally fucking with you.
08:41I actually have a boyfriend.
08:43Are any gay guys monogamous?
08:45We are.
08:46I mean, when we're together, he lives in Peru most of the year, though, so...
08:50That sucks.
08:51No, it's fucking amazing.
08:52He's loaded.
08:53He flies me to Peru, and we fuck.
08:56That actually is a pretty good deal.
08:58Mm-hmm.
08:59It's amazing.
09:00You been to Machu Picchu?
09:01We fucked on Machu Picchu.
09:04You should follow me on Instagram.
09:06No, for real.
09:07Come here, mom.
09:08Good.
09:09Yeah.
09:14I also have an OnlyFans.
09:16What's that?
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18You are old, man.
09:20You're so fucking old.
09:22All right.
09:23I should probably get going.
09:24What is that?
09:26Oh, hey, boys.
09:27Don't mind me.
09:28Hey, roomie.
09:30This is Ian.
09:31He was just leaving.
09:32Hi.
09:34Ian?
09:34Oh.
09:36Wendy?
09:39Oh, fuck.
09:41I knew it.
09:43What?
09:43You're gay.
09:44Actually, he's not.
09:46We were just talking about that.
09:48Oh, is that what you were doing?
09:52Amongst other things.
09:54So you guys know each other?
09:56We went on a couple of dates.
09:58Three.
09:58No shit.
10:00No shit.
10:03Oh, wait.
10:05So this is that Ian?
10:07This is hipster overalls landscape?
10:10Ian?
10:11This is nice guy Ian?
10:13Why does everybody call me that?
10:14I thought you were hung up on some long-distance chick.
10:19But this makes way more sense.
10:23Okay, I was.
10:24And see, everybody gets weird.
10:26I'm not getting weird.
10:28Oh, you're getting weird.
10:29You're getting weird.
10:30So this is like a non-binary fluid millennial thing.
10:35That's cool.
10:36I'm cool with that.
10:37Yeah, except I'm 38.
10:39Fucking hot daddy.
10:40Love it.
10:41Mm-hmm.
10:43I don't like labels either.
10:44I've been with a few women.
10:46Yeah, both today.
10:47I got you to make out with two girls at Burning Man.
10:49You didn't get me to do anything.
10:50That's all you've done.
10:51They came into my tent on their own.
10:53Felicia.
10:54Yeah, I set that up.
10:56I'm trying to relate.
10:58We're in the same Burning Man camp.
11:00Well, if you really want to relate,
11:02maybe you two should exchange numbers.
11:06I mean, I still have you saved.
11:10Then it's a date.
11:12It's not weird for you guys?
11:14Not any more weird than it is already.
11:19You can put your pants on.
11:20Yeah.
11:23Hi, hi, Douglas.
11:25I'm running a little behind.
11:26I told the Uber driver to take third
11:27because it's residential.
11:28His iPhone told him to take Beverly
11:29because it's a computer and it knows better than us.
11:31But he took the 101,
11:32which you should never take in any direction
11:33on any day ever for any reason ever.
11:35Oh, I love being late.
11:38Okay, so her merch table,
11:39that's going to live right over here.
11:41And those t-shirts,
11:41you can just bring them up.
11:42Hi, I'm important.
11:43Hi.
11:44Oh, yes, you are, Papa Bear.
11:45You're the most important bear in that cave.
11:48Where do bears live?
11:49Denver, Long Beach, P-Town,
11:50but only for a week.
11:51Where's Douglas?
11:51Who's Douglas?
11:52Oh, that is Amber Alert's boy name.
11:54Yeah, okay, but do we have a price plan for this merch?
11:56Okay, who are all these clipboard people?
11:57And did you just say merch?
11:58Okay, well, this is Ricky.
11:59He's my assistant.
12:00I'm going to let him fill you in
12:02on all the new changes.
12:03No, come here.
12:03Come back here, you little elf.
12:04I need to talk to you.
12:05Hi, I'm Ricky.
12:06I'm in charge here, and you are?
12:08I'm the person that's paying for all this.
12:09Oh, so you're rich.
12:11Okay, what the fuck?
12:13Hi, hi, hi.
12:15Hey, I didn't know where you wanted the photos set up.
12:17Okay, who are all these people?
12:18The wedding party?
12:19I thought you knew the model.
12:19Okay, Tom, this isn't a photo shoot for Mr. Turk.
12:21Pictures are going to be great.
12:22Shh, quiet.
12:23Jimmy?
12:23Yep.
12:24Jimmy.
12:24Yeah, yeah.
12:25Hi.
12:25Who are, huh, all these thoughts?
12:28Okay, well, that doesn't really track grammatically.
12:30Like, these, that hoe over there.
12:31Okay, who are they?
12:32They are influencers.
12:33They're extremely influential.
12:34How many followers do you have?
12:36A hundred K.
12:36How many followers do you have?
12:37Two fifty K.
12:38When was the Battle of Hastings?
12:40Ten sixty-six.
12:41Um, excuse me, are you a PA on this set?
12:43Because I haven't received any menus for my walkaway lunch.
12:46Yeah, and I need my parking validated.
12:47Bitch, you don't even have a car.
12:48What's the principle?
12:49Okay, we said no wedding party, so why does it look like the Work the World Tour is having
12:52an OnlyFans orgy up in here?
12:54What is happening?
12:55You need to talk to Douglas.
12:56I need to talk to you right now.
12:57No, no, no.
12:57Oh, Jimmy.
12:58Shit, girl, that looks good.
12:59Let's go.
13:00Jimmy.
13:00Jimmy, I have questions.
13:02I have a lot of fabric to do.
13:03Jimmy, okay, please.
13:05Can you just explain to me how my wedding has become the ninth circle of gay hell?
13:09Okay, she will explain what she needs to hear.
13:11Okay, you can't refer to gay men as she, all right?
13:13It's an offense to people that identify as female.
13:15You know, she's right.
13:15Can I get a minute?
13:16Also, what is she doing here?
13:18She's one of the dancers.
13:19A dancer?
13:19No, no, no, no, Miguel, do not put glitter in there.
13:22I will never get our deposit back.
13:23So, just like rose petals, you know, like that girl in the movie with the tub.
13:27American Beauty, Mina Suvari.
13:29He shall not be named.
13:31Nailing it.
13:32Okay, so, yeah, rose petals, candy, maybe throw in some molly.
13:34It's like my quinceañera.
13:36Where's Douglas?
13:36We were supposed to rehearse this number an hour ago.
13:38Rehearsing what number?
13:40Oh, shh.
13:40Here she comes.
13:42Did your baby just get kidnapped?
13:44Because, bitch, you just got an Amber Alert.
13:47It's not rolling.
13:49Can I take it again?
13:50Come on, back to what?
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56I'm getting married.
13:59Dr. Biggert, pediatrics, please.
14:01Good night.
14:02And good luck.
14:05Um, good luck with?
14:07You know, like that movie, good night and good luck.
14:10Good night and good luck.
14:11Oh, Edward R. Murrow.
14:13Who?
14:13Good luck with what?
14:14I don't need luck for anything.
14:17I'm just leaving an hour early.
14:19Oh, you are?
14:20Mm-hmm.
14:20Did they find a cure for cancer?
14:22Oh, sweet burn.
14:24So you just waltz out when you feel like it?
14:26Yeah, is that one of the perks of being the perfect man?
14:28Huh, hardly.
14:30Oh, come on.
14:31You know you are.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Handsome doctor, sexy husband.
14:36Sexy husband.
14:38Foster dad.
14:39I mean, it beats my evening.
14:40You're meeting your man, and I'm eating some ham.
14:42Um, I'm sorry, I didn't expect for that to rhyme.
14:45How did you know I was meeting Jeremy?
14:47Oh, um, I'm a nurse.
14:48It's my job to know your schedule.
14:49Oh, wait, is it going to be a sexy night tonight?
14:51I didn't see that on the schedule.
14:52Ooh, that was not on the schedule.
14:55Oh, shit, it is.
14:56You know what?
14:57Let me get you some boner pills father time.
14:59I'll be right back.
15:00Marta.
15:01Be right back.
15:02And I don't need both...
15:03Can I give you some unsolicited advice?
15:06Please don't.
15:08Do one terrible thing to him every week.
15:10Like, insult his hair or change the HBO Go password.
15:14Something like that.
15:15And why would I do that?
15:16Because perfect shouldn't exist.
15:19No one likes a winner, and you are one.
15:23And I'm jealous.
15:25Good night, Colin.
15:26Love you.
15:30Mean it.
15:36Frank, right?
15:37Call me Barbie.
15:39Because I'm going to be in that goddamn wedding party.
15:41How are you going to do that?
15:42You should have known she was going to pull something like this.
15:45Honey, she's a selfish kind.
15:46You didn't know that?
15:48Do I know that?
15:49Of course I...
15:50Anyway.
15:52I'm not missing out on these likes.
15:54I hadn't thought of that.
15:57There are a lot of followers out there.
15:59So, uh, you're going to get into some kind of quick drag or you don't even have a wig?
16:04Oh.
16:05I keep one in the back of my car for emergencies.
16:07Don't you?
16:08No, I drive a motorcycle.
16:10I'm part of the house angels.
16:12Really?
16:13No.
16:14But I like lying for attention.
16:15I live for it.
16:16Uh, how long is this going to take?
16:28They said 5 p.m., so at 5 p.m., I'm out of here.
16:31Gone girl, bye.
16:32I haven't been paid this little for a gig since I gave handjobs behind the Sizzler.
16:36Oh, that was fun.
16:39I felt appreciated.
16:40Damn straight.
16:41How much are you getting paid for this shit, y'all?
16:43A hundred dollars and a box of pure pills.
16:45I charge weekly now, like a mid-size SUV in Orlando, honey.
16:49I need new management.
16:51You're going to shit like a motherfucker.
16:53Gross, I have a big tonight.
16:55Oh, I want one.
16:57But don't you think it's a little tacky, pimping out for fucking wedding for YouTube?
17:01I mean, I'm a world-famous drag queen mama.
17:03Right, I know, but it checks the check, girl.
17:05Yeah, and it likes the likes.
17:06My wedding, I'm going to be blown out of a cannon.
17:08Or in a little leotard.
17:10I want to twirl fire out of my fucking titties.
17:12I want like a Fanta fountain.
17:14Girl, this wedding sucks shit.
17:16This is absolute fail.
17:17Fuck yeah.
17:18Seriously.
17:19You're insane.
17:20You hire Instagram models and drag queens.
17:22What the fuck is that?
17:23I don't know.
17:23I think I got pink eye from looking at it.
17:25Oh.
17:26Are they still arguing?
17:28Yeah.
17:28Jesus Christ.
17:29Ding, ding, bitch.
17:30I think it's about to be World War III.
17:32Oh.
17:33You want to go be bunker buddies in the bathroom?
17:35You know that's a one-time thing.
17:36Oh, come on.
17:37Never again.
17:38Worth a shot.
17:41Bye.
17:41It's my, uh, bad guy's number.
17:46I wish.
17:47No, um, I'm accepting this letter.
17:50I'm the Atlanta.
17:51You're going to publish one of my pro-trip essays.
17:53Hey, congratulations.
17:56Which one?
17:57That one.
17:58Yeah, okay.
17:59Fuck you.
18:00Look at yourself.
18:00Shit.
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:03Let's go to the bathroom.
18:03Yeah.
18:05Oh, my God.
18:06I don't believe you.
18:07Why are you wearing a wedding dress?
18:09Because all this?
18:10Okay, I didn't sign up for all this.
18:12And cool, I found out my wedding is sponsored by Scruff Pure Pills and DragQueenMerch.com.
18:16Surprise, I got the wedding paid.
18:17I don't like doing SponCon.
18:19You sure do when it's a clothing-optional resort in Palm Springs.
18:21That's different.
18:22Oh, sorry to interrupt, but, um, we need a new officiant.
18:26What happened to Miriam?
18:27Oh, you mean your beloved childhood church choir leader?
18:29Yes, the person that knows me best.
18:30Yeah, upon second thought, she actually decided she doesn't believe in gay marriage.
18:34I think she might have Googled you.
18:35Wow, damn.
18:36Okay, you know what?
18:37We don't even have an officiant.
18:39I can get ordained.
18:40Can't be that hard.
18:41I already got more ordained.
18:42I did it online.
18:44Summer has more followers.
18:45All right, fine.
18:46Summer clearance?
18:47Yes, you're hired.
18:47Please get on stage.
18:49And why are Werner Herzog's gay nephews documenting everything?
18:52It's like a Road to the Super Bowl documentary thing.
18:54Oh, of course it is.
18:54Yeah, stream that dream, bro.
18:56That's not a phrase, Cheyenne.
18:57Hi, Cheyenne, I'm James.
18:58Can you be camera operator?
18:59Hi, thank you so much.
18:59Please leave.
19:00Okay, and you.
19:01You know what?
19:01You are so obsessed with vanity and fame that you don't even care about this relationship.
19:06Hey, vanity fame is kind of a good drag name.
19:08What will my family think?
19:09Oh, will my family think is a great drag name?
19:11Oh, syphilis dillard.
19:12Winnie bitch cumbersnatch.
19:13That's funny.
19:14Oh, Feral Buffett.
19:15Okay, get out, get out, get out.
19:17Catheter Griffin?
19:18Stop, stop.
19:20Quincy, I have no one coming to this wedding.
19:23No one.
19:25My family cast me out when I was 15,
19:26and Lord knows I don't give a fuck about any of these people.
19:30My followers are my family.
19:33They don't even like your followers.
19:35Yeah, I know, but they provide for me financially, so how is that not a family?
19:39Everyone loves you.
19:40No, they don't.
19:41Ugh.
19:41They love Amber.
19:44You have friends.
19:45I have fans.
19:46I think your friends would be surprised to hear you say that.
19:49Yeah.
19:50And I love you.
19:51Huh.
19:52Uh, sorry to interrupt, but the bar opens in 30 minutes,
19:55so let's just bang this fucker out like a college dress rehearsal of Hello, Dolly.
19:58I'm Ben Midler.
19:59Now, if I'm quoting you correctly, you said life wants me to decide on decisions,
20:16but I haven't decided if I'm ready to make decisions yet.
20:20Is that right?
20:21I haven't decided.
20:22You haven't decided if that's correct or if you're ready to make decisions?
20:26Yeah.
20:26Oh, great.
20:30And Derek, you said you are perfectly happy with the situation and, quote,
20:35not at all worried about utter failure.
20:38Is that right?
20:39That's correct.
20:40Huh.
20:41I see.
20:43He agreed to this.
20:44Now he's acting like I sprung something on him.
20:47Mm, all right.
20:49Let's take a breath, shall we?
20:51In.
20:53One, two, three.
20:55One, two, three, and out.
20:59Nice.
21:00Now, look, first, let's just all acknowledge that your relationship is and has been working.
21:06All right?
21:06Everybody faces obstacles.
21:09Now, I'm not a therapist.
21:12A psychic.
21:13Sorry, that's a Freudian slip.
21:16I'm not a psychic.
21:17And so I can't predict the future, but I can help lead you towards a solution.
21:22So, Derek, have you thought about cutting back on work a bit?
21:27Maybe switching to a four-day week?
21:28What are we in the south of France?
21:34Well, you are going to need to find ways to spend more time together off the clock without
21:38Sam if this is really going to work.
21:40It's all about balance.
21:41So, more time without a kid will show us if we can adopt a kid?
21:47Exactly.
21:49You can't learn to swim if you can't walk to the side of the pool.
21:58It's not my best.
22:00Let's keep talking, shall we?
22:02Well, all I know is that sometimes he says, let's try this out.
22:10But what he really means is, I'm going to do this.
22:13Good luck, everybody.
22:14I don't know any other way to be.
22:16I live.
22:17I make decisions.
22:18Yeah, well, I told you up front that I wasn't sure about this.
22:20You can't know if something is right for you unless you try.
22:23I am trying.
22:23All right.
22:24Let's do another breath.
22:26In.
22:29And out.
22:32I love breathing.
22:34All right.
22:34Now, I am going to prescribe you this.
22:38You're not a doctor.
22:40Can you just go with it?
22:47Good for one romantic date this week.
22:51Is this like a hug coupon?
22:53No.
22:54Hugs are free.
22:55You don't need a coupon for hugs.
22:59Please give that to Derek.
23:02Now, you will have one romantic date this week.
23:10Understood?
23:12Good.
23:14So, how's the sex?
23:18Great.
23:19Infrequent.
23:19Interesting.
23:21Well, have you guys thought about, um, opening up the relationship?
23:26No.
23:28No.
23:30Interesting.
23:32Let me just say that if, when you do, you know, don't go with a stranger.
23:39Perhaps think about choosing someone who has a more intimate knowledge of your relationship.
23:46Who really understands the lay of the land, yeah?
23:48Can you think of anyone?
23:58Keep thinking.
24:01We're on the same page.
24:02Okay, Quincy, come on.
24:04You start up here.
24:06There you go.
24:06Okay, Douglas, you're there.
24:08Yes.
24:09Douglas, you're supposed to be up here.
24:10The flower boys have to go first.
24:15No, we talked about...
24:16We're supposed to be up here together and do our vows.
24:19Let a bitch make an entrance.
24:20Oh, shut up, Summer.
24:22It's called compromise.
24:24Look it up.
24:25Oh, my God.
24:26Calm down.
24:26Jesus Christ.
24:27I'm almost there.
24:32Oh, take your time.
24:36Okay, so now I give a little speech.
24:39Love wins.
24:40Love is love is love.
24:41Love is a battlefield.
24:42Love lifts us up.
24:44Blah, blah, blah.
24:45Everybody's devastated emotionally, physically.
24:47All right.
24:48And you, Quincy, you say your vows.
24:52I vow to do what I said.
24:55I vow to be the person I already am
24:56instead of what the world thinks I should be.
24:58Great.
24:59And then Amber says her vows.
25:01And I vow to always be true to myself
25:04and to never be a boring, basic bitch
25:08because at least one of us in this relationship
25:09needs to be interesting.
25:11Beautiful.
25:12And then we do the whole Quincy to you.
25:14Nah.
25:15And Douglas to you.
25:17No.
25:18And then what?
25:19I just pull this thing.
25:20Wait, wait, wait, wait.
25:21Hey.
25:21Hey.
25:23No.
25:24Ready.
25:25Ah!
25:26That's it.
25:28No flowers.
25:29No flower boys.
25:31No fake wedding party.
25:34No dance routine.
25:35No more of this.
25:37Okay?
25:37Otherwise, there's no wedding.
25:39Am I clear?
25:41You seem upset.
25:42Oh.
25:44And another thing.
25:45I don't want her wedding officiated
25:47by some busted-ass drag queen
25:48trying to remember the words
25:49to Lin-Manuel Miranda's
25:50Tony-accepted speech.
25:52Now, where's Tom?
25:53Tom, you can write.
25:54Why don't you write us something new?
25:55Because right now,
25:56I am speechless.
26:00Quincy!
26:00You are beautiful.
26:01Wait!
26:05Whoa.
26:05Oh, this is fun.
26:10This is for sure going viral.
26:16Check out the flower boys bulge.
26:19Yeah.
26:24We're still getting paid, right?
26:26Wait, you guys are getting paid?
26:27I mean, it kind of worked.
26:34Douglas gained like 10,000 followers today.
26:37Yeah, but it's their wedding.
26:39This is insane.
26:40Yeah, but they're insane.
26:41You have to admit that this is next level,
26:43even for them.
26:44Yeah, it was a shit show.
26:46God.
26:48I mean, did they not talk about it,
26:50like, at all?
26:51I think maybe they talked.
26:54It's just that neither one of them listened.
26:57Yeah, they don't really do much of that.
27:01I don't want our wedding to be like that.
27:04We're eloping.
27:05No friends, no family, no livestream.
27:08Our wedding?
27:11Yeah.
27:14What?
27:16You just never brought it up before.
27:19Oh, that's not true.
27:20I used to drop hints, like, all the time.
27:22And then I stopped, for obvious reasons.
27:26I always assumed we'd get married someday.
27:30Yeah.
27:32I mean, someday.
27:36What?
27:37Nothing.
27:39I just love you.
27:44Show me.
27:45I want to be bright, like, big city now.
27:54I want to be bright, like.
28:02I want to be bright, like.
28:05Big city now.
28:09Big city now.
28:10I want to be bright, like.
28:14Now.
28:19Now.
28:20Oh, it's Jared.
28:39He wants to come over.
28:50He'll come, we'll have some fun and leave.
28:54That'll be great.
28:57Yeah, we haven't seen him in a while.
28:59This'll be fun.
29:04Can you bring someone?
29:20Don't need to fuck you, too, and pay the bills and keep the house and be in love with you?
29:25Well, I can handle that in my fitted calf.
29:28I'll be your hubby and wifey give you tits and ass.
29:31I ain't no please.
29:32Peaches and creams, teenage dreams of dip-filled jeans.
29:50You