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PETS FUNNY
  • 6/3/2025
#funny pets

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Animals
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00:00The way you used to, pillow coat the way you used to
00:05Ain't got no one to talk to, like I used to
00:11With you, yeah the silence hits different like you
00:20The way you used to, pillow coat the way you used to
00:28Oh, cute cute I, is just a lot of stuff that I bought
00:32Oh, I want to buy a house, I want to buy a house
00:34I want to buy a house, I want to buy a house
00:50I want my mom
00:52I want to go home, home
00:53I want to go home, home
00:54Don't think I want to go home
00:56I want to buy a house, I want to buy a house
00:58I want to buy a house, I want to buy a house
00:59Is it who?
01:00You don't want to buy a house?
01:01You don't want to buy a house?
01:01You don't want to buy a house?
01:01You don't want to buy a house?
01:01You don't want to buy a house?
01:02You don't want to buy a house?
01:04You don't want to buy a house?
01:05Say it, you don't want to buy a house?
01:07You don't want to buy a house?
01:07想走呀
01:08也不是不行
01:09答题吧
01:10答对了就放你走
01:11怎么样
01:12胆针
01:13那必须呀
01:14准备好了吗
01:15来,出题吧
01:17OK,听好了
01:18请问有两个人掉进陷阱里去呢
01:21死的人叫死人
01:23活的人叫什么
01:24哼,这还不简单
01:26活的那个肯定就叫活人呀
01:29哇哦,恭喜你
01:31答错了
01:32笑呀
01:33跑也跑不过我
01:34老子也转不过我
01:35你拿什么跟我斗
01:37不是,他不叫活人
01:39那就啥嘛
01:40都那个时候了
01:41那肯定是叫救命呀
01:44我猜,又没了
01:46只是因为在人群中多看了你一眼
01:55我
01:56嗨,好巧啊
02:00哎呀,我去啊
02:02这不想啥来啥吗
02:04巧,确实巧
02:06真是不是冤家不知头呀
02:09这个咋怎样
02:10那个,我们天后回家吃饭了
02:13对对对对不起
02:14你打打了
02:14结果结果结果结果
02:16我去裡面玩了
02:18我
02:18咋,咋,咋,咋
02:20是不是不失货
02:21失货都不货
02:21我可以的,我跑
02:23跑跑跑
02:24我看你往哪跑
02:26走开,走开
02:27我跳
02:28我吃薯条
02:30我看见了
02:32我的,我的,我的
02:33这是我的了
02:34我去你的吧
02:35谁抢的,归谁
02:36这哪,这哪
02:39我看见你了
02:40我看见你了
02:41你跑不掉了
02:42小屋
02:42How do you go?
02:47What's that?
02:48What's that?
02:48What's that?
02:49I don't want to go.
02:52You want to go?
02:54I really don't want to go.
02:57I don't think so.
02:58I don't believe it.
02:59It just definitely needs to be able to.
03:01I don't want to go.
03:03I don't want to go.
03:05I don't want to go.
03:06You're crazy.
03:08Look like I'm a cool guy.
03:10I'm a cat sponsor.
03:10猫老六啊 重手周知 猫的速度是猫的七倍
03:15哪捏你呢 还不瘦到停来的事
03:18你呀 放弃吧
03:20不可能 我的字典你就没有放弃两个字
03:24再来 跑个字啊 跑不掉 根本跑不掉
03:30我只要六位的一出手 就已经是你的急心
03:35不过你坚持不懈的精神 让我很感动
03:38所以我决定等会儿给你个痛快 怎么样
03:40那我谢谢你哦
03:41这都是我应该做的 等我休息好了 再吃点
03:45地心已经摸清 生路只有这边了 成白再次一举我怕
03:50来 给我站住
03:51眼前这个被人撸出幸福感的动物 叫做雪啸
03:54是猫头鹰家族中的大号猛禽
03:57它大大的脸庞圆圆的脑袋 看起来的感觉呆猛可爱
04:01哦 要么呆
04:03虽然这身皮囊看着十分优雅 但也架不住舔狗的百般无赖
04:07身为空姐 其飞行姿势能迷倒万千粉丝
04:11但走路的样子更能体现出斗逼气质 加上它没有脖子
04:15所以被人戏称为苏格兰圆脸庞击
04:17你说什么
04:18雪啸长得如此迷恋 想必它的幼崽应该更加可爱
04:22好吧 虽然有点尴尬 但也可以理解
04:25那是因为它们生活在北极
04:27黑色的毛发能够更好地吸收阳光的热量
04:30直到它们逐步成长 就会慢慢褪去它的厨余
04:33长出那迷人的雪白模样
04:35总是优雅座或足 vida能够更加可爱
04:38美abyrin池倾习律雅田