- 02/06/2025
A man gets a random invitation to a Halloween party, and when he arrives he finds he's the guest of honour at his very own gut-wrenching murder.
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00:00:00NANCY'S HOUSE
00:00:30TONIGHT, M.I.P.S.
00:00:34A CENTRAL
00:00:35NFL
00:00:38NHAPOLIragso
00:00:42L.I.P.S.
00:00:44The CENTRAL
00:00:48A CENTRAL
00:00:50A CENTRAL
00:00:52A CENTRAL
00:00:54A CENTRAL
00:00:56A CENTRAL
00:00:58Oh, my God.
00:01:28Come on, come on.
00:01:42Come on, come on.
00:01:58I'm ready.
00:02:28Oh, my God.
00:02:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:41Mr. Lancelot, could you please get down?
00:04:43Fine.
00:04:56Fine.
00:04:56Fine.
00:04:57Fine.
00:04:58Fine.
00:04:59Fine.
00:05:01Fine.
00:05:02Fine.
00:05:03Fine.
00:05:04Fine.
00:05:12Fine.
00:05:15Oh
00:05:45Well, I found that silver lining on the day that you were gone
00:05:55Sad and she surrounded me all night and all day long
00:06:15So, it's time to get that silver lining and all day long
00:06:33I had a hard time even when I looked at the inside of the table
00:06:43All right, Sir Lancelot, I'm going.
00:07:11Hope you're happy.
00:07:12I'm taking the candy corns.
00:07:16Happy Halloween.
00:07:42I'm taking the candy corns.
00:07:46Happy Halloween.
00:07:50I'm taking the candy corns.
00:07:54I'm taking the candy corns.
00:07:58I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:02I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:04I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:06I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:08I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:12I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:14I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:16I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:18I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:20I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:22I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:24I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:26I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:29I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:33I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:35I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:37I'm taking the candy corns.
00:08:43The streets are burning, everyone's got a ghost
00:08:48I can't make it hard, not to think about sexual illicose
00:08:54The streets are burning, that's the love, give me high
00:09:00Just a strike, I can call you, Lord, can't believe I
00:09:13I can call you, Lord, can't believe I
00:09:43I can call you, Lord, can't believe you
00:10:13I can call you, Lord, can't believe you
00:10:43I can call you, Lord, can't believe you
00:11:13I can call you, Lord, can't believe you
00:11:43Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt
00:11:55Maybe I made a mistake
00:11:59Hi, I'm Chris
00:12:02No, there's no mistake
00:12:04Actually, you're just a little early, that's all
00:12:07Oh, sorry
00:12:09I brought some pumpkin bread
00:12:20Thank you, that's really sweet
00:12:24Yeah
00:12:24Happy Halloween
00:12:28Sure
00:12:30Thanks for inviting me
00:12:33Okay
00:12:47Fuckin' quiero
00:13:15Let's go
00:13:18Get out
00:13:21Get out
00:13:24Get out
00:13:27What are you doing?
00:13:28Get down!
00:13:29Get down!
00:13:30Get down!
00:13:31Get down!
00:13:32Get down!
00:13:33Get down!
00:13:34Get down!
00:13:35Get down!
00:13:36Get down!
00:13:37Get down!
00:13:38Get down!
00:13:39Get down!
00:13:40Get down!
00:13:41Get down!
00:13:42Get down!
00:13:43Get down!
00:13:44Get down!
00:13:45Get down!
00:13:46Welcome to your murder.
00:13:50This little cardboard route that totally freaked me out.
00:13:52I don't know where the hell that light chain came from.
00:13:54That wasn't everything.
00:13:55You were great, though.
00:13:56You were so sexy screaming like that.
00:13:57I don't know.
00:13:58His costume's pretty hilarious.
00:13:59I think he might be retarded.
00:14:04You know, Lexi, I don't know if it's the best idea to use a cell phone in the middle of a crime.
00:14:08Well, snapping photos isn't a great idea either, dildo.
00:14:11Flo, hey.
00:14:12Hey, let's go to Cicero's party.
00:14:13Why?
00:14:14This is the party.
00:14:15We've been planning this for a week since Cicero's a fucking asshole.
00:14:18What's this shit?
00:14:19I just got off the phone with Alexander.
00:14:21He's on his way over.
00:14:22Look, I don't think we actually thought someone would be stupid enough to show up.
00:14:25The invitation said murder party.
00:14:27If some jackass is dumb enough to come here, then he deserves to die.
00:14:30He's a white male.
00:14:31He's perfect.
00:14:32Are you Republican?
00:14:33Don't make this political.
00:14:34This is about art.
00:14:35There's nothing more political than art.
00:14:36Oh, this is about impressing Alexander, and you know that, Paul.
00:14:39Fuck you, Skye.
00:14:40I want a grant.
00:14:41Look, Cicero's party's like ten blocks away.
00:14:43Let's just go there.
00:14:45This is enough.
00:14:46We have to wait for Alexander.
00:14:47Let's vote.
00:14:49Fuck a vote.
00:14:50This has been decided, and what the Christ, Skye?
00:14:52You're the one that brought the jug of acid.
00:14:54I mean, hardcore, right?
00:14:57Bill, what about you?
00:14:59What?
00:15:04Yeah, you ready to murder this dildo?
00:15:07I didn't sign on for a second-degree assault party.
00:15:10Fine.
00:15:14Okay, what if I had an idea that would make everybody happy?
00:15:17No one has to die, but it's violent.
00:15:20And when we're done, we'll rule the scene.
00:15:23Okay, so, what is it?
00:15:31It was, are there raisins in this?
00:15:36Are they organic?
00:15:39Oh, my God, you're allergic.
00:15:40You're not gonna die, are you?
00:15:43Should I call 911?
00:15:45No.
00:15:46I'll be fine.
00:15:47I just get really dizzy.
00:15:48I just need to sit down.
00:15:49I get really dizzy.
00:15:50It's preservatives.
00:15:51I'm allergic to them.
00:15:54Yeah, all right.
00:15:55Well, then, then I can get back to...
00:16:01Oops.
00:16:07Smells like cut grass.
00:16:12What?
00:16:21This guy just died.
00:16:29Oh, shit.
00:16:31You killed her.
00:16:36You're bred.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:40Yeah!
00:16:42I'm gonna kill him right now!
00:16:44Lock this motherfucker down!
00:16:46Yeah!
00:16:49Oh, wait, we gotta wait for Alexander before we do anything.
00:16:52This is happening!
00:16:56Yeah!
00:16:57What?
00:16:58What, motherfucker?
00:16:59What?
00:17:00I wanna hear the screaming!
00:17:01What?
00:17:02What?
00:17:03What?
00:17:04Don't come here!
00:17:05Don't come here!
00:17:06Don't come here!
00:17:07Don't come here!
00:17:08Don't come here!
00:17:09Don't come here!
00:17:10Don't come here!
00:17:11Burn!
00:17:12Yeah!
00:17:13Ah!
00:17:14Ah!
00:17:15Ah!
00:17:16God!
00:17:17No!
00:17:18Oh!
00:17:19Oh!
00:17:20I'm so sorry!
00:17:21I'm so sorry I did that!
00:17:22I'm sorry!
00:17:23Are you...
00:17:24Oh, fuck!
00:17:25I'm so sorry!
00:17:26Please forgive me!
00:17:27I didn't mean to do that!
00:17:29Oh, my God!
00:17:30I don't know!
00:17:31Is that acetic acid?
00:17:32It smells like...
00:17:33Vinegar!
00:17:34Oh, look it up on the internet!
00:17:35I think it's vinegar!
00:17:36Asshole!
00:17:37Hey, and I thought we agreed no alcohol until the deed was done!
00:17:40Hey, I just did the deed!
00:17:42Besides, there's a pile of cocaine on the table and Skye's dead!
00:17:45Coke isn't a depressant!
00:17:46It enhances my powers!
00:17:47I'm just saying, you know, what we said was no alcohol and no weed!
00:17:52It's vinegar!
00:17:53Vinegar!
00:17:54Great!
00:17:55We can pickle him to death!
00:17:56Oh, yeah!
00:17:57Oh, yeah!
00:17:58Oh, yeah!
00:17:59Oh, yeah!
00:18:00Oh, yeah!
00:18:01Oh, yeah!
00:18:02Oh, yeah!
00:18:03Oh, yeah!
00:18:04Oh, yeah!
00:18:05Oh, yeah!
00:18:06Oh, yeah!
00:18:07Oh, yeah!
00:18:08Oh, yeah!
00:18:09Oh, yeah!
00:18:10Oh, yeah!
00:18:11Oh, yeah!
00:18:12Oh, yeah!
00:18:13Oh, my God!
00:18:14It's Alexander!
00:18:15He's here!
00:18:16This is a cluster!
00:18:17Fuck!
00:18:18He's gonna think we're a bunch of dildos!
00:18:19Not if he doesn't see the body!
00:18:20We should hide the body!
00:18:21That's exactly what I just said!
00:18:22Alexander!
00:18:23Hey!
00:18:24Yeah, that's cool!
00:18:25I'll be down in a sec!
00:18:26Maybe we should chop up our body or take our teeth or something!
00:18:28Just hide the body!
00:18:29Use it!
00:18:30Use it!
00:18:31No!
00:18:32No!
00:18:33No!
00:18:34No!
00:18:35No!
00:18:36No!
00:18:37No!
00:18:38No!
00:18:39No!
00:18:40No!
00:18:41No!
00:18:42No!
00:18:43Use the plastic!
00:18:44No, no!
00:18:45The plastic is for this guy!
00:18:46Go fuckin' get that shit!
00:18:49Come on!
00:18:50Oh!
00:18:51Ugh!
00:18:52Yup!
00:18:53Alright, how you want to do this?
00:18:54Just roll!
00:18:56Oh no!
00:18:57No, it's a blitz!
00:18:58Whoa!
00:18:59Now, technically get that shit!
00:19:02Come on, come over here!
00:19:09Oh my god, it's a twagger!
00:19:11Pick her up, pick her up!
00:19:20Jesus Christ!
00:19:22You better?
00:19:23One, two, three, go!
00:19:29Okay, shut the food!
00:19:32Let's go!
00:20:00Ah!
00:20:01I'm scared!
00:20:03What?
00:20:04You look smashing tonight.
00:20:11You alright? You alright?
00:20:12Hey, hey!
00:20:17Everyone, this is Hail Hammer.
00:20:19He's part dingo.
00:20:20His costume is adorable.
00:20:22And this is Zyko, my new best friend.
00:20:28What are you supposed to be, Paul?
00:20:30Vampire?
00:20:31Nineteenth century vampire?
00:20:33Me too.
00:20:34Where'd you get those fangs?
00:20:37From a goth store, you know, downtown. They're resin, actually.
00:20:42Take them off, Paul.
00:20:43Take them off, Paul.
00:20:44What?
00:20:45Take off your vampire fangs.
00:20:47Are you serious?
00:20:49Are you serious?
00:21:00Okay.
00:21:01Headshot.
00:21:04Take them off, Paul.
00:21:06And take off your vampire coat.
00:21:11Okay.
00:21:17And your vampire shirt.
00:21:18And now take off your vampire pants.
00:21:39You're hairy.
00:21:40Hmm.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:42So, who is this dildo?
00:21:43You're hairy.
00:21:44Hmm.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:46So, who is this dildo?
00:21:47You're hairy.
00:21:48And now take off your vampire pants.
00:21:50And now take off your vampire pants.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:53You're hairy.
00:22:07Hmm.
00:22:08Okay, so, who is this dildo?
00:22:10Can you believe it?
00:22:11Achoo!
00:22:12I'm sorry.
00:22:13I'm really allergic.
00:22:14I'm just gonna take him outside.
00:22:15Come on.
00:22:16Hey, Psycho.
00:22:17Grab this guy's wallet.
00:22:18Hmm.
00:22:19Hmm.
00:22:20Hmm.
00:22:21Hmm.
00:22:22Christopher S. Hawley.
00:22:23Hmm.
00:22:24Hmm.
00:22:25Hmm.
00:22:26Hmm.
00:22:27Hmm.
00:22:28Hmm.
00:22:29Hmm.
00:22:30Hmm.
00:22:31Hmm.
00:22:32Hmm.
00:22:33Hmm.
00:22:34Hmm.
00:22:35Hmm.
00:22:36Hmm.
00:22:37Hmm.
00:22:38Hmm.
00:22:39Christopher S. Hawley.
00:22:40You're old.
00:22:41Hmm.
00:22:42Hmm.
00:22:43Hmm.
00:22:45Hmm.
00:22:46Hmm.
00:22:47Hmm.
00:22:48Hmm.
00:22:49Hmm.
00:22:50Hmm.
00:22:51Hmm.
00:22:52Oh, I needed a good dentist.
00:22:53Is this going to good?
00:22:54Mm-hmm.
00:22:55I feel like I'm getting cavity.
00:22:56Hey, where's Skye?
00:22:57and cavity hey where's sky no show i think she went to cicero's party what a dirty whore
00:23:05anyway what are the pitches bitches what are we doing don't blow this making
00:23:12okay we're going to cut this guy in half we're going to dump his body in a vacant lot
00:23:15we're going to use the press clippings as part of the paper mache elements of a
00:23:18massive multimedia meta structure with participational um
00:23:22or no you know what let me start over um maybe something a little more progressive will
00:23:28staple a pancake to his face and push him in front of the g-train and no one will ever know so
00:23:36ever what happens lexi what do you got well i've been working on a video installation it's almost
00:23:41done i was thinking about incorporating tonight's event into the installation well come here
00:23:46well i call it um valediction in black
00:23:59so i want to keep it really abstract like this
00:24:04aren't they pretty well that's me that's me i couldn't find a real one so i totally darken
00:24:10good nurse's size oh god it's so good yeah i've already got a venue for it really what venue uh
00:24:21uropolis it's right off bedford yeah it's the juice bar with the digital projector in the back nice oh
00:24:27paul you're not mad what do you propose i think my photographs speak for themselves paul come in
00:24:34i was just messing around with you earlier it's good to have the blood pumping through your veins
00:24:40paul your photographs
00:24:44are excelsior
00:24:47well who is this guy i mean why is he even here psycho he's my drug dealer he sells out of the
00:24:52back of his parents pierogi shop it's all right he's not gonna hurt you this gun's fake it's just
00:24:58part of his costume what's his costume well i'm gonna need you to trust me you're the front runner
00:25:06for the grand what do you got buddy i don't know i'm just gonna cut his dick off and set him on fire
00:25:19i'm not gonna lie to you dudes i really wanted you to challenge yourselves on this one
00:25:24i wanted you to forget that i have access to grant money in excess of three hundred thousand
00:25:34dollars did i mention that you need to defend your territory your artistic jurisdiction your hunting
00:25:43grounds your prey is inspiration inspiration is shit unless you execute
00:25:54tonight we execute in three years oh fuck that six months it's gonna be a starbucks whole foods jamba
00:26:06juice cozy where's the inspiration in that and this warehouse will no doubt be converted into overpriced
00:26:16condos marketed as artists lofts it's bullshit no these will be artists lofts ours because what we do
00:26:27here tonight will change things forever don't think of this dildo as a victim think of him as a collaborator
00:26:36it's his privilege to be here this evening i ask for one thing so precious little when our masterpiece is
00:26:47complete and the coroner's report is back in it will read the calls of death art
00:27:03so think beyond splattering blood on canvas or death by paper mache
00:27:17jackson pollock is boring and i've seen that scorsese film with that guy
00:27:24think hyper artistic think no the art is the act itself
00:27:41we'll wait until the witching hour
00:27:42and then we'll stab him we'll all stab him until he dies
00:27:56the witching hour is brilliant
00:28:03the witching hour it's midnight yeah yeah i know what the witching hour is i'm saying i'm gonna need
00:28:07some food before then you wanna order food yeah i can pick it up incognito also macon i want you to
00:28:12get some cake we can't have a party without cake and pizza no pizza i feel like chinese william
00:28:20i'll eat anything quail how about thai food you like thai food i had thai food yesterday sushi i don't
00:28:27really like sushi yeah i think we should rule asian out all together cheeseburgers i'm not even hungry
00:28:31you guys wanna do like breakfast like pancakes or something milkshakes i could do mexicans william
00:28:36i'll eat anything let's let zyko decide zyko we have fish and chips i smell vinegar oh yeah i'm odd
00:28:43anything but fish just get a pizza with sausage plane god damn it
00:28:50there he is
00:29:12Let's go.
00:29:42Let's go.
00:30:12Let's go.
00:30:42Let's go.
00:31:12Let's go.
00:31:42Let's go.
00:32:12You shouldn't use a cell phone while committing a crime.
00:32:15Let's go.
00:32:45I call this extreme truth or dare.
00:32:48All the kids are doing it in Belarus.
00:32:52What is it?
00:32:54Soleim Ametal.
00:32:56It's truth serum.
00:32:57Alexander, I love it.
00:32:58There's not even enough needles. I'm not sharing this.
00:33:02I'll share with Lexi.
00:33:03Ew, that's creepy.
00:33:04Ew, that's creepy.
00:33:04And I don't do needles.
00:33:05You can't even feel needles.
00:33:07Well, I can.
00:33:08I do not feel one just injected you.
00:33:10You fucking prick!
00:33:12Hey, relax, sweetheart.
00:33:13Hey, Wolfman.
00:33:15Hmm?
00:33:15What are you?
00:33:16What are you?
00:33:17What are you?
00:33:17What are you?
00:33:17What are you?
00:33:17Oh.
00:33:19I do that shit.
00:33:22Hey, Zyko, let me get mine.
00:33:25Let's explore the darkness.
00:33:32Yeah, no thank you.
00:33:38Don't be such a dildo, Paul.
00:33:40Come on, dildo.
00:33:42Yeah, man up, Paul.
00:33:44Paul, this is extreme truth or dare.
00:33:47The real CIA, KGB shit.
00:33:49Hmm.
00:33:50KGB use pure alcohol.
00:33:53I just don't understand why.
00:33:54I mean...
00:33:55A similar effect is barbiturate.
00:33:57Paul, I have a big bag of tricks planned for tonight.
00:34:00So forget about this guy for now.
00:34:02And, uh, stop bringing us down, man.
00:34:05You're a real drag.
00:34:06Paul is his own little barbiturate.
00:34:10Lexi's my new best friend.
00:34:14Paul puts the bitch in barbiturate.
00:34:17Bill's my new best friend.
00:34:20There are two R's in barbiturate.
00:34:24But Americans don't care.
00:34:26Paul, he's got it.
00:34:26I'm having a guess.
00:34:29This is fun.
00:34:31What is that?
00:34:34So the Mametope.
00:34:35Same thing.
00:34:38I saw that one coming.
00:34:41The chainsaw.
00:34:42This actually is pretty, um, fang-tastic.
00:34:51Paul's pussy has a smaller clitoris than Lexi's.
00:34:57I don't think that one's funny.
00:34:59Dudes, let's stick to the point.
00:35:00We're getting off track and I need something more concrete if I want to turn this into the boss.
00:35:05Well, there's no need to wig out.
00:35:07Oh, look.
00:35:13What in the hell does he want?
00:35:15To extinguish our fun.
00:35:18Nice.
00:35:19Do you have something to say?
00:35:20Mm-hmm.
00:35:22Is it a pun?
00:35:24Oh, shit.
00:35:25He's got a pun.
00:35:30Forget it.
00:35:31I think I missed my moment.
00:35:33Say it.
00:35:33It's not going to be funny anymore.
00:35:37Hey, Macon, grab me that chainsaw.
00:35:39Oh, okay.
00:35:40I'm sorry.
00:35:41Um, I got one.
00:35:42It's...
00:35:44I'm having one heck of a crazy night.
00:35:49But with a K.
00:35:51Like the armor.
00:35:52Oh, of course.
00:35:54I don't deserve to be punished.
00:35:56You're a good man.
00:36:03Best friend.
00:36:03Oh, my God.
00:36:33This is fun.
00:36:45So should we just ask each other questions?
00:36:51Who's the best artist here?
00:36:55Me.
00:36:57Jinx.
00:36:59I dig that, though. Everyone has their own truth.
00:37:02Let's hear some secrets.
00:37:03I don't want to be here.
00:37:06I want to be at home.
00:37:08Messing a DVD with my dad or my mom.
00:37:12Or with a whore.
00:37:14I have a secret.
00:37:25I love that you did that.
00:37:27It felt real to me.
00:37:29And I love you.
00:37:30I love you.
00:37:30So, let's play this game.
00:37:41Let's be really honest.
00:37:43I can lie.
00:37:47Seriously, somebody asked me a question.
00:37:48What's your favorite color?
00:37:52Blue.
00:37:56See, it's purple.
00:37:59Purple's got a lot of blue in it.
00:38:02Okay.
00:38:03We all know your favorite food.
00:38:06So what is it?
00:38:07I'm bisexual.
00:38:09I think everyone in the world probably is.
00:38:11I make sex with pillow.
00:38:14Hey, Lexi.
00:38:15Lexi.
00:38:16Do you remember that time a couple years ago when we went and we watched them detonate the old water towers from the roof of that factory?
00:38:27And we smoked that hash that tasted like soap.
00:38:32And we had ice cream bars.
00:38:33Do you remember that, Lexi?
00:38:37Vaguely.
00:38:37You went home with that guy named Gans to stretch out earlobes?
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:46The water tower.
00:38:48Well, after you left, I picked up your popsicle stick from the ice cream.
00:38:58Okay.
00:38:58When I was seven, I wrote a letter to Santa Claus and asked not to be Jewish.
00:39:20What do you guys say about me?
00:39:23You know, when I'm not around.
00:39:24I mostly talk about her.
00:39:30We're kicking you out of the collective.
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:34But that's just because you're really talented.
00:39:37And we're insecure.
00:39:39I hate that.
00:39:42Now when I go to a good movie or a great exhibit, I hate it.
00:39:48I just want everything to be bad because when something's good, there's no room for me.
00:39:56I used to love art.
00:39:57Now I just hate it.
00:39:58I want it to suck.
00:40:00You guys suck.
00:40:01Do you guys know how you love somebody?
00:40:06Do you know who that person is?
00:40:07If you're afraid, if I'm afraid to fly, when you're on the plane and you're worried that it's going to crash, the person you're thinking about right then, that's who you love.
00:40:23We do a lot of drugs.
00:40:28What's it like to be a drug dealer?
00:40:31It's good.
00:40:33Better than selling pierogies.
00:40:37But have to deal with niggers.
00:40:39Oh, dear.
00:40:40See, I hate you right now because you're a racist asshole, but I'm fascinated with the word nigger.
00:40:46Uh-oh.
00:40:47It has caused so much damage.
00:40:49It's the most powerful word in the United States.
00:40:52Let's talk about something else, please.
00:40:54See what I mean?
00:40:55How uncomfortable the word made you?
00:40:56And you have a confederate belt buckle.
00:40:58This is a wallet?
00:41:03I hate white people.
00:41:05All right.
00:41:06Let's wrap this up.
00:41:07Alexander, do you really have $300,000 in grant money?
00:41:12No.
00:41:16It's more like half a million.
00:41:19I dumped myself.
00:41:21Ew!
00:41:22God damn it.
00:41:24It was my cousin's wedding.
00:41:27I was running late and I got stuck in the elevator and I was there for half an hour and I took a dump right in my pants.
00:41:33And then the elevator went down to the lobby and there's all filled with people from model airplane convention.
00:41:40And I had to walk up six flights of stairs and it touched my socks.
00:41:45You are a lame brain man.
00:41:48I was a groomsman.
00:41:50Hey, what's your favorite record?
00:41:52Big chill soundtrack.
00:41:53Are you gay?
00:41:54No.
00:41:56Are you a virgin?
00:41:57Nope.
00:41:57What do you do?
00:41:58I work for the NYPD.
00:42:00You're a fucking cop?
00:42:01Did you freeze him?
00:42:02No goddamn way he's a cop.
00:42:03You guys cuss too much.
00:42:05It's okay.
00:42:06And I work for the parking enforcement district.
00:42:09It's a civilian branch of the NYPD.
00:42:12I'm a level one TEA.
00:42:13I make $26,500 a year and all I do is write tickets and ruin people's days.
00:42:18If I were to die, the world would be fine and no one would miss me and I didn't even tell anyone I was coming to the murder party.
00:42:31Let's do coke.
00:42:32Let the good times go.
00:42:58Let the good times go right down over your soul because I love you so.
00:43:06Baby, won't you dance with me?
00:43:09Shake your body loose.
00:43:12Makes my body cold.
00:43:17Baby, won't you dance with me?
00:43:19Shake your body loose.
00:43:21Oh, I don't want to miss this train, baby.
00:43:25Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:43:36But you two trains been spinning loud.
00:43:38My head, you fall so low.
00:43:41Things that seem to fade away.
00:43:44Baby, I ain't gone.
00:43:46Let the times go.
00:43:47Baby, won't you dance with me?
00:43:51Drink your body loose.
00:43:54Wouldn't want to miss this train, baby.
00:43:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:58Oh, William, it's fabulous.
00:44:23Will you do me a favor and go check on Hellhammer?
00:44:26I wouldn't want any stray bitches to answer his call.
00:44:31Speak of the devil.
00:44:41So what do you guys really think?
00:44:43Oh, man.
00:44:48Just shut up.
00:44:52Suckers with a shit sandwich was also a good one.
00:44:56Oh!
00:44:57Did you miss in your pants?
00:45:15I'm not going to tell anybody.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:27I hate you.
00:45:41I hate you.
00:45:44Stupid, stupid, worthless dummy.
00:45:49I hate you so much.
00:45:52I killed the fuzzy ones.
00:45:54Lord Banal comes to mind.
00:45:55It's a pretty literal interpretation.
00:45:58I find it jejun.
00:46:02Good word.
00:46:04At least we know what a visual representation of a dial tone looks like.
00:46:08It's a lesion.
00:46:12It's a whoremonger.
00:46:15It's like a screaming barnacle.
00:46:19Paul, it makes me want to weep.
00:46:21Oh, hey, Bill.
00:46:28How's the dog?
00:46:30The dog is fine.
00:46:33Should we get on with the murder?
00:46:38Agreed.
00:46:38Hey, it's like a creeper thing.
00:46:56I got to talk to you.
00:46:59Hey, look, man.
00:47:00Let's do some crank.
00:47:01No crank.
00:47:03Just barbituate.
00:47:04You never say crank.
00:47:05I know, but I'm saying it now.
00:47:07Look, if we're going to do this, I'm going to need some crank.
00:47:10I have a gram of coke.
00:47:13This is not enough.
00:47:14I want you to go get a big bag of crank.
00:47:17And I'll stall these guys.
00:47:18I'll start for a fish and chips.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21But I'll treat afterwards.
00:47:36Everyone?
00:47:38The witching hour is almost upon us.
00:47:40But before we commit our ritual murder, I'm going to recite Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven in its entirety.
00:47:48Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
00:48:00As I nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
00:48:09Tis some visitor I'm...
00:48:10Tis going to be great.
00:48:35Go ahead and set up over there by our subject, all right?
00:48:39Sure.
00:48:40What?
00:48:44I never work without an assistant.
00:48:48Uh, key light.
00:48:49We can put that right here.
00:48:50Get up!
00:48:52We need to compensate for the fluorescent lights.
00:48:55Personally, not really a big fan of the whole, uh, played out, you're a trash, David Fincher green lighting thing.
00:48:59Hate it.
00:49:00Great.
00:49:02What are you thinking?
00:49:04What are you thinking, Paul?
00:49:05I don't think you guys want to know what I'm thinking.
00:49:07I think I do.
00:49:09I think I'm sick of people bitching and moaning in a room.
00:49:12I'm going outside to smoke.
00:49:14It's no joke.
00:49:16Fuck you.
00:49:17I just want to accomplish something.
00:49:19All right?
00:49:19Something more than a stabbing?
00:49:21Don't say stabbing.
00:49:23Stab.
00:49:24Stab, stab, stab.
00:49:25This is a private party, Paul.
00:49:26She wasn't invited.
00:49:27Halloween.
00:49:33Hellhammer.
00:49:36Hey, buddy.
00:49:39Wish I was a dog.
00:49:40Buddy, I'm going to tell you something I've never told anybody.
00:49:56You know, every time I try to take a photograph, I just, I don't really feel like this is fine.
00:50:10You ruin everything when you say that, Paul.
00:50:12The night isn't over, Paul.
00:50:15You have no idea what I've planned.
00:50:17Yeah, well, I don't really feel like I've ruined anything.
00:50:19All right?
00:50:19I brought her here to help me with a portrait.
00:50:21So be out of here as soon as that's done.
00:50:23Long before midnight.
00:50:24I just want to get one freaking photo.
00:50:26Can I do that?
00:50:27It doesn't sound like Paul wants a grant to me.
00:50:30What grant?
00:50:31You've been telling us about this grant for three months.
00:50:34I mean, we submitted artwork to you.
00:50:35What else?
00:50:36You're going to fill out an application?
00:50:37Because I'll do it.
00:50:38I'm waiting.
00:50:39And I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but I haven't even seen your renowned artwork that everybody supposedly is talking about.
00:50:44Have you?
00:50:46Have you, Bill?
00:50:48I wonder why that is.
00:50:51Run it. Run now.
00:50:53It's cool to worry about this sort of thing.
00:50:55It's embarrassing.
00:50:55And what's with that?
00:50:58Well, your little sketchbook there.
00:50:59What's in that?
00:51:00You're crossing a line, Paul.
00:51:02I will shut up as soon as you show me what's in that book.
00:51:08Will you be a dear and go fetch hell?
00:51:14Make us on fire!
00:51:20I drive in Aston Martin.
00:51:22How many of you never invite any of us to your house in the camp, please, huh?
00:51:24It's really not your city?
00:51:26What about yourself?
00:51:27But why's it got a New Jersey area code?
00:51:29I happen to do a lot of business in New Jersey.
00:51:31Why do we always give you a dinner?
00:51:34One day, Tony Island, Paul, is because we're hot dogs.
00:51:38Get out!
00:51:39Get out!
00:51:40Get out!
00:51:41Get out!
00:51:42Get out!
00:51:42Get out!
00:51:42Get out!
00:51:43Get out!
00:51:43Get out!
00:51:44Get out!
00:51:44Get out!
00:51:45Get out!
00:51:45Get out!
00:51:46Get out!
00:51:47We all should be free, but I was the one who got the last day to take care of it.
00:51:50How about me?
00:51:50Go that way!
00:51:50Go that way!
00:51:51You handed me your beer.
00:51:53You took the candy.
00:51:54I'm not taking it anymore.
00:51:58Do a sketch!
00:51:59Just produce something that proves you have an idea.
00:52:02No!
00:52:03No!
00:52:03No!
00:52:04No!
00:52:04No!
00:52:05No!
00:52:05No!
00:52:06No!
00:52:06No!
00:52:07No!
00:52:07No!
00:52:08No!
00:52:09No!
00:52:09No!
00:52:10No!
00:52:10No!
00:52:11No!
00:52:11No!
00:52:12No!
00:52:13No!
00:52:14No!
00:52:15No!
00:52:16You made a fool of me, Alexander!
00:52:18I answer to no one, and I commit art at will.
00:52:22Walt's in here with Euro-trash, make us do barbiturates, not disrespect my artistic process.
00:52:27Son of a bitch!
00:52:28You're a fraud!
00:52:29No!
00:52:30No!
00:52:31No!
00:52:32No!
00:52:33You're worse than a fraud!
00:52:34You're an imposter!
00:52:35Shut up, Hellhammer, or I'll send you to the glue factory.
00:52:41What do you got over here?
00:52:46You guys have a fraud, You're a fraud!
00:52:52That was an accident!
00:52:54I didn't want to stop it for your knife!
00:52:59Two down, three to go.
00:53:01What the fuck are you doing?!
00:53:02Alexander, you're full of shit!
00:53:04I'm a fry cook.
00:53:06See, what did I tell you?
00:53:08I let you fuck me.
00:53:10Fuck me.
00:53:16Jejun.
00:53:17Jejun?
00:53:18What, do you write stuff down to say to us later?
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:21That's pathetic.
00:53:23I don't understand.
00:53:24So there's no grant, there's no gallery?
00:53:27Where are my photographs?
00:53:29They're at my grandmother's house in New Jersey.
00:53:32Um, I'm gonna go now.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35No, hang on a second.
00:53:36So what are you doing with our art?
00:53:38Well, I'm gonna kill you all, and then I'm gonna sell it.
00:53:42Art isn't worth anything until you're dead.
00:53:44So you do like our art?
00:53:48No, I'm really gonna leave.
00:53:51Yeah, we all are.
00:53:53I just wanna take a picture first.
00:53:55Alexander, I hate you.
00:53:57Is that even your real name?
00:53:59No, it's Tim.
00:54:00What's his real name?
00:54:02Oh, it's Hellhammer.
00:54:04I'm gonna put him to sleep on one day.
00:54:06What? What's wrong with him?
00:54:08He's not cute.
00:54:09I only like puppies.
00:54:11It's a 2-8.
00:54:13All right, all set.
00:54:19Oh, hey, dude.
00:54:20Shoot Paul in the face.
00:54:24Paul!
00:54:25Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:54:29Unbelievable!
00:54:31Shoot him.
00:54:33Shoot all of them.
00:54:34Shoot all of them.
00:54:38Please, kill me.
00:54:41Unbelievable!
00:54:42Would you take me to finish?
00:54:44Wait, wait!
00:54:45Wait, wait!
00:54:48Where's the hell?
00:54:53Come on, go.
00:54:56Look at your stupid shoes.
00:54:57Stupid shoes.
00:55:01Stupid shoes!
00:55:04Oh!
00:55:05Oh!
00:55:06Oh!
00:55:08Oh!
00:55:10Oh!
00:55:12Oh!
00:55:14Oh!
00:55:15Oh!
00:55:16Oh!
00:55:18Oh!
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:24Where's my crank?
00:55:43Where's my crank?
00:55:54No!
00:55:56No!
00:56:10Everybody dies!
00:56:12No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:24No!
00:56:34No!
00:56:40No!
00:56:42No!
00:56:44Oh, my God.
00:57:14Everybody dies, Timmy.
00:57:17Everybody dies!
00:57:34Lexley!
00:57:36Lexley!
00:57:38Lexley!
00:57:40Timmy!
00:57:42Lexley!
00:57:44Lexley!
00:57:46Lexley!
00:58:02Lexley!
00:58:04Lexley!
00:58:06What's wrong with you?
00:58:08What's fucking wrong with you?
00:58:10What's fucking wrong with you?
00:58:16Die!
00:58:18Die!
00:58:24Party's over!
00:58:40Die!
00:58:42Die!
00:58:44Die!
00:58:46Die!
00:58:48Die!
00:58:50Die!
00:58:52Die!
00:58:54Die!
00:58:58Die!
00:59:00Die!
00:59:12Die!
00:59:14What the fuck?
00:59:16Where are you?
00:59:18You fuck!
00:59:20Let me get it!
00:59:22Let me get it!
00:59:30I see it!
00:59:32I see it!
00:59:34Let me get it!
00:59:36Let me get it!
00:59:38Let me get it!
00:59:44Let me get it!
00:59:50Don't die!
00:59:52Don't die!
00:59:54Everybody!
00:59:56Everybody!
00:59:58Die!
01:00:00Oh!
01:00:10That is...
01:00:14Get away!
01:00:20Don't die...
01:00:22Take away!
01:00:24Let me get away!
01:00:26Let me take...
01:00:28Let me get away...
01:00:31Let me get away...
01:00:34alright...
01:00:35let me get away...
01:00:37Get away!
01:00:38Wanna waste?
01:00:39I don't know.
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:39I don't know.
01:02:09It's your death time!
01:02:39I don't know.
01:02:49I don't know.
01:02:50I don't know.
01:02:51I don't know.
01:02:52I don't know.
01:02:53I don't know.
01:02:54I don't know.
01:02:55I don't know.
01:02:56I don't know.
01:02:57I don't know.
01:02:58I don't know.
01:03:00I don't know.
01:03:01I don't know.
01:03:03I don't know.
01:03:04I don't know.
01:03:05I don't know.
01:03:06I don't know.
01:03:07I don't know.
01:03:08I don't know.
01:03:09I don't know.
01:03:10I don't know.
01:03:11I don't know.
01:03:12I need a phone.
01:03:13I need a phone.
01:03:14I need a phone.
01:03:18Oh
01:03:48Oh
01:04:13I get a pink hand dropper
01:04:18That's so close
01:04:20We're going to break it down
01:04:34It looks so close
01:04:38He has a model
01:04:40I'm not sure how to do this, but I'm not sure how to do it.
01:04:43The weird guy is just trying to get out of the way out of the way out of the way out of the way out of the way out of the way out of the way out of the way out of the way.
01:04:57I'm just gonna say, what is this?
01:04:59Why are you here?
01:05:01Wait, are you with the show?
01:05:03Jeanne Leighton?
01:05:04Oh my god.
01:05:10Sir, I'll just be a minute.
01:05:33I'm trying to hide.
01:05:34You don't have a cell phone.
01:05:39Bill?
01:05:40William?
01:05:41Cicero.
01:05:42What's up?
01:05:43I can dig it.
01:05:44Well?
01:05:45It's a cool party.
01:05:46Really?
01:05:47They're letting people in.
01:05:48Jared?
01:05:49Lock it up, because the show hasn't started yet, you dildos.
01:05:50Welcome.
01:05:51So how's it going?
01:05:52Finally, an artiste.
01:05:53Are you here for the bus people's show?
01:05:55You know what?
01:05:56We should get you a show.
01:05:57You should have your own show, Bill.
01:05:58Let me get you a drink.
01:05:59Let me get you a drink.
01:06:00I don't know.
01:06:01I don't know.
01:06:02I don't know.
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:04I don't know.
01:06:05I don't know.
01:06:06I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:08I don't know.
01:06:09Mr. Marston always loved your murals and synergy group.
01:06:13You really did.
01:06:14Thanks.
01:06:15Hey.
01:06:16Is Alexander coming to the party?
01:06:18I've been talking to him about getting Grant.
01:06:20Let me get you a drink.
01:06:21Let me get you a drink.
01:06:22I'll be right back.
01:06:26Fuck this whole scene.
01:06:29Everybody dies.
01:06:38We all have to find them who'll kill us.
01:06:40I'm a lover, not a fighter.
01:06:41I'm a lover, not a fighter.
01:06:44Everybody's gonna die!
01:06:46I'm gonna kill everybody!
01:06:49My meat ass takes a kill!
01:06:52Why are you doing this?
01:06:54Now you have it!
01:06:55Now you have it!
01:06:56I'm a lover.
01:07:15Oh God, they started without us.
01:07:19Jared, we're on. Open the fucking doors.
01:07:35Jesus Christ.
01:07:37He killed Lexi!
01:07:49He killed Lexi.
01:08:04Stop killing everybody.
01:08:09Everybody dies.
01:08:20He killed Lexi!
01:08:24He killed Lexi!
01:08:29Oh, that's gross.
01:08:59Oh, that's gross.
01:09:29Oh, that's gross.
01:09:36Oh, that's gross.
01:09:43I just wanted to party!
01:09:49Oh, that's gross.
01:09:56Oh, that's gross.
01:10:03Oh, that's gross.
01:10:11Yes.
01:10:14Still live.
01:10:15Best performance art.
01:10:16It's the best work you've ever done.
01:10:19Fucking refreshing.
01:10:21It's real.
01:10:26Oh, my God.
01:10:56AVAILABLE NOW
01:11:26I don't know.
01:11:56I don't know.
01:12:26I don't know.
01:12:56Sir Lancelot, please get down.
01:15:52Might come lookin' for love on all four
01:15:57Ain't no one only enough
01:16:04Ain't no bullet silver enough
01:16:11Ain't no place you met for enough
01:16:15Ain't no garlic clover enough
01:16:19Ain't even nothing you can say to do
01:16:22Except we will have sunlight too
01:16:25It's gonna be a full moon, full moon
01:16:29Something devilish is goin' down soon
01:16:33It's a full moon, full moon
01:16:36And it's creepin' in the corners of my bed
01:16:40Full moon, full moon
01:16:43Something devilish is goin' down soon
01:16:48It's a full moon, full moon
01:16:51And it's creepin' in the corners of my bedroom
01:16:56Are you likin' what you see?
01:16:59Yes I'm likin' what I'm see
01:17:01Yes I'm likin' what I'm see
01:17:08I get what you see
01:17:09Cause I'm like
01:17:10Ooh
01:17:12Ooh
01:17:13Ooh
01:17:15Ooh
01:17:16Ooh
01:17:17Ooh
01:17:38Ooh
01:17:45Ooh
01:17:46Ooh
01:17:47Ooh
01:17:48Ooh
01:17:49Ooh
01:17:50Ooh
01:17:51Ooh
01:17:52Ooh
01:17:53Ooh
01:17:54Ooh
01:17:55Ooh
01:17:56Ooh
01:17:57The streets are burning
01:17:59Everybody's gotta go
01:18:02Tied your hands, make it hard
01:18:04Not to think about sexual illicates
01:18:07Both streets are burning
01:18:10National love, hit me high
01:18:13You're dead, broke like a zombie
01:18:16Lord, can't believe my eyes, yeah
01:18:19National love
01:18:24Come on, high on
01:18:26National love
01:18:30On my dreams, baby
01:18:32It's a sad thing, got me in
01:18:34Rolling on the floor
01:18:36Speaking in tongues
01:18:37From the side of your precious skin
01:18:40I wanna see you naked
01:18:43See what we can find
01:18:45Got me headed down to the creek clinic
01:18:48Cause you know you would've heard on my mind
01:18:51Yeah
01:18:53National love
01:18:55Come on
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