WWE SMACKDOWN 18 NOVEMBER 1999 FULL SHOW

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00:00:00.

00:00:30You tell him, you tell McMahon he's making this too personal, you got it?

00:01:30A very volatile, extremely serious situation has developed

00:01:36as we kick off WWF SmackDown from Cincinnati on UPN.

00:01:41Michael called Jerry the King Lawler at ringside, and King,

00:01:44we just looked on his shock as DX was beating up McMahon's associates,

00:01:49Patterson and Briscoe.

00:01:50Well, they're obviously DX is trying to send a message to Vince McMahon personally.

00:01:55Vince, Vince, Vince.

00:02:00Come with me right away. DX beat up Briscoe and Patterson real bad.

00:02:03They're hurt real bad.

00:02:04What? Up in your office.

00:02:05Come. Hurry.

00:02:06Patterson and Briscoe.

00:02:07Briscoe and Patterson.

00:02:08Go.

00:02:09Shhh.

00:02:10DX got him real bad.

00:02:12Go.

00:02:25Where?

00:02:26Where?

00:02:27Tell us, Arch.

00:02:28Right here.

00:02:29Right here.

00:02:30Right here.

00:02:31Right here.

00:02:32The EMT ever went.

00:02:33Right here.

00:02:35Oh, shit.

00:02:37Oh, God.

00:02:38No.

00:02:39DX.

00:02:40No.

00:02:41What the hell happened?

00:02:42DX.

00:02:43Who?

00:02:44DX.

00:02:45DX.

00:02:46Son of a bitch.

00:02:47Triple H.

00:02:48Huh?

00:02:49That's DX.

00:02:50Come on, Pat, you all right?

00:02:51Oh.

00:02:52You gonna get him up?

00:02:53You all right?

00:02:54Pat, you gonna be all right?

00:02:55What you got?

00:02:56What is that?

00:02:57Come on, get him up.

00:02:58Get him up.

00:02:59Come on, Pat.

00:03:00Come on, Pat.

00:03:01Come on, Pat.

00:03:02It's right back here.

00:03:03Right back here.

00:03:04All right.

00:03:05Gerald, can you get up?

00:03:06Gerald.

00:03:07The bastard.

00:03:08Oh.

00:03:09Where's most of you coming?

00:03:10Oh.

00:03:11Mr. McMahon.

00:03:12Damn.

00:03:13What?

00:03:14They got a message.

00:03:15They sent a message, Mr. McMahon.

00:03:17Sent a message?

00:03:18Said it's way too personal, Mr. McMahon.

00:03:20Oh.

00:03:21What's too personal?

00:03:22You're taking it too personal, Mr. McMahon.

00:03:25I'm taking this too personal?

00:03:27They do this to you?

00:03:28Oh.

00:03:29You get me that son of a bitch.

00:03:31Yes, sir.

00:03:32I want Triple H to come right back here.

00:03:34I want him right back here.

00:03:36Boy, oh boy, King.

00:03:39You cannot like what we've seen so far here on SmackDown tonight.

00:03:44Vince McMahon demanding Triple H in his office right now.

00:03:48What do you mean you can't like it?

00:03:49I love it.

00:03:50This is gonna be great.

00:03:51We're kicking off SmackDown with Edge and Christian.

00:03:55He's contested schedule for one fall in the ring from Johanna, Canada,

00:04:00weighing in at 455 pounds, Edge and Christian.

00:04:06King, this personal war between Vince and Triple H has reached a new level.

00:04:11Triple H is up the ante tonight.

00:04:13I can't wait, Michael.

00:04:17This is gonna be explosive.

00:04:21And their opponents had a combined weight of 438 pounds.

00:04:27Scotty Two Hardy and Grandmaster Six A Two Cool.

00:04:34Fox, I'll tell you what, this is gonna be a tremendous tag team matchup.

00:04:37Two Cools set to take on Edge and Christian right here from Cincinnati.

00:04:41WWE SmackDown on UPN, but this personal war between Vince McMahon and Triple H

00:04:47really has gotten out of control, King.

00:04:50That's the way I like things, Michael.

00:04:52I like things out of control.

00:04:53What do you think's gonna happen?

00:04:55I mean, Vince McMahon now, after he saw what happened to the Stooges,

00:04:59he's invited, he wants, he's sending after DX.

00:05:03What's he gonna do with him if they come?

00:05:05King, you were out here in ringside for Raw Monday night.

00:05:08Vince McMahon doing colored commentary for Triple H's match.

00:05:10Triple H's match against Kane, and we'll tell you about that in just a second.

00:05:13It's like this.

00:05:15We's right, we's wrong.

00:05:18What?

00:05:19We's white, we's strong, we's is too cool.

00:05:26I'll translate.

00:05:27I speak Ebonics.

00:05:28Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

00:05:30You don't understand cuz you're not cool.

00:05:32I am the Grandmaster Six A, and if you don't know me, you ain't my homie.

00:05:39You ain't my homie.

00:05:40You fair with that, G?

00:05:44We are the originators, the innovators, the master peculators of two.

00:05:52You know what a homie is like?

00:05:54We about to get crook upon you mofos.

00:05:57I know you know what a mofo, you a mofo.

00:06:00I'll tell you, Scott Taylor and Bryan Christopher having a serious identity crisis here.

00:06:04What do you mean identity crisis?

00:06:06I'm sorry, Grandmaster Sex A and Scotty Too Hotty, and it'll be Scotty Too Hotty to start things off against Christian.

00:06:12You just can't relate to anybody that's cool, Michael.

00:06:15I don't consider these guys cool, at least the way that I look at it, King.

00:06:19And Taylor now locks up with Christian in the center of the ring.

00:06:22We were talking about Monday night on Raw, Vince doing color commentary during Triple H's match against Kane.

00:06:27Triple H came out pushing Vince down into his chair, and then Vince got involved in the matchup.

00:06:31Well, let's face it, Vince screwed Triple H and Survivor Series.

00:06:36Plain and simple, Vince even admitted it.

00:06:38Now you gotta pay the price.

00:06:39You don't screw the game and get away with it.

00:06:41Well, it's an extremely personal issue, perhaps too personal.

00:06:43You heard Triple H say it was too personal as we kicked off SmackDown this evening.

00:06:47Oh, yeah.

00:06:48And look at Scotty Too Hotty, tremendous balance, but he pays more for the drop kick to the face by Christian.

00:06:53Nice arm drag takedown.

00:06:54Edging Christian and the team of Two Cool, two of the top contenders in the tag team division.

00:06:59Later on tonight, tag team titles will be on the line.

00:07:02The New Age Outlaws in action defended against the Hardys.

00:07:06Here's the double team now, Edge and Christian.

00:07:08Watch it, Scoot.

00:07:09I'm so hotty, Scotty.

00:07:12Get up.

00:07:15Edge with a right hand to Scotty Too Hotty.

00:07:18Whips him across the ring into the corner, up over the top of Edge, kick to the midsection.

00:07:23And there's a right hand by Scotty Too Hotty.

00:07:26Right, and please refer to him correctly.

00:07:28Who's this coming in right now?

00:07:31And Grandmaster Saxe now doing a little dance in the ring as Scotty Too Hotty holds Edge.

00:07:36And there's the shot to the gun.

00:07:37Also tonight, WWF title on the line, The Big Show defending against Hardcore Holly.

00:07:44Right, another super heavyweight.

00:07:46What a match that's gonna be.

00:07:48And The Rock has demanded a rematch with the Big Boss Man.

00:07:51The Rock, The Rock's gonna be here.

00:07:52You'll see that tonight.

00:07:53Double team now by Two Cool, Edge lands on his feet.

00:07:56Look out, guys.

00:07:57Too cool, there was too much celebrating and paid for it.

00:08:01Definitely not cool.

00:08:02Edge moving Grandmaster Saxe into the corner, and Saxe now hammering away.

00:08:10Uh-oh, watch yourself.

00:08:12Across the ring, into the corner.

00:08:14Tremendous bounce by Edge on the apron, knocks Grandmaster Saxe down.

00:08:20Now he's gonna climb the rope.

00:08:21Wait, I think he knocked him right off his necklace.

00:08:23Pistol drop kick from the top rope by Edge.

00:08:26Into the cover now, first cover of the match up two, kick out by Christopher.

00:08:31Grandmaster Saxe almost OGed.

00:08:33Over gold.

00:08:34There you go, now you got him.

00:08:36Edge tossed out of the ring.

00:08:39And Saxe called for some help from Scotty Too Hotty.

00:08:44Uh-oh, what's this gonna be?

00:08:49Oh, my.

00:08:50That's it.

00:08:51Hey, why is Grandmaster Saxe wearing that do-rag, King?

00:08:54What do you mean?

00:08:56Get with it, Michael.

00:08:58This is 1999, man.

00:09:00He's got as much hair as you do.

00:09:02And Edge tossed back in the ring.

00:09:05Grandmaster Saxe gonna climb the top ropes.

00:09:07Man, and what an annoying laugh.

00:09:11Paid for that one.

00:09:13Oh, no, you saw what Too Cool did to Edge, though.

00:09:15What do you think, what do you think Vince McMahon is gonna do to DX

00:09:19if they come back to his office?

00:09:20I have no earthly idea, but it's not gonna be pretty.

00:09:23You saw what DX did to Patterson and Briscoe as we kicked off SmackDown

00:09:26here tonight.

00:09:27Right, well, that wasn't pretty.

00:09:28And that wasn't pretty.

00:09:29That was not pretty.

00:09:30Do you think for one minute that Vince McMahon could do that to Triple H?

00:09:34And here comes Christian up over the top.

00:09:35This is Grandmaster Saxe.

00:09:37Crash landing there.

00:09:38And Triple H telling Patterson and Briscoe, give Vince McMahon this message.

00:09:42It's getting two persons.

00:09:44Oh, my.

00:09:45Tremendous double DDT by Christian.

00:09:47Floats into the cover.

00:09:48Hits the leg.

00:09:49Almost a three count, but a kick out by Scotty Too Hotty.

00:09:53And Edge with a clothesline.

00:09:55Saxe up over the top rope.

00:09:57Christian now taking advantage.

00:09:58Here's the reversal.

00:09:59Scotty Too Hotty.

00:10:00Christian wraps him up.

00:10:01Look at that.

00:10:02Look at that.

00:10:03Face first.

00:10:04No.

00:10:05Center of the ring, face first.

00:10:06That's it.

00:10:07Christian into the cover.

00:10:08Hey.

00:10:09Referee's outside the ring.

00:10:10Grandmaster.

00:10:11No referee to count.

00:10:12Grandmaster Saxe with a leg across the back of the head.

00:10:15Rolls Scotty Too Hotty over.

00:10:16That was beautiful.

00:10:17Referee never saw it.

00:10:18What?

00:10:19And too cool stealing one.

00:10:20What about that?

00:10:22What about it?

00:10:23They saw it.

00:10:24Come on.

00:10:25Cool.

00:10:26Too cool.

00:10:27They're too smart.

00:10:28They're too good.

00:10:29Christian had Scotty Too Hotty defeated.

00:10:31Referee was outside the ring.

00:10:32And Grandmaster Saxe delivered a leg drop from the top rope.

00:10:35Look at this.

00:10:36And Edge and Christian is gonna make him pay for it.

00:10:37A couple of sore losers, back fighters.

00:10:39Look out there.

00:10:40Grandmaster Saxe may not look too Saxe after going face first into the mat.

00:10:48Well, he still looks like a winner if you ask me.

00:10:51Doesn't hurt his teeth.

00:10:53SmackDown is off to a rolling start here on UPN.

00:10:58Too cool.

00:10:59Pick up the victory.

00:11:00And here's what happened.

00:11:01Grandmaster Saxe flying through there with the greatest of ease.

00:11:05And then you get a one, two, three.

00:11:07Rolling Scotty Too Hotty over.

00:11:09Referee never saw it.

00:11:10Too cool.

00:11:11Picks up the win in this one.

00:11:13Still to come tonight, King rematch from Raw Monday night.

00:11:16The Raw Panther lands the SmackDown on the big boss name.

00:11:21What a war that's gonna be.

00:11:22It was a war on Raw.

00:11:23It could get severely out of control here tonight on SmackDown.

00:11:27Wait a minute.

00:11:28Vince.

00:11:29Vince.

00:11:30Now what?

00:11:31Vince.

00:11:32Vince.

00:11:33I talked to Hunter.

00:11:35He said he refuses to come down here and demands that you go to him.

00:11:38What?

00:11:39That's what he said.

00:11:41Then you tell him I'll be right there.

00:11:47You sure?

00:11:48And now the WWF Slam of the Week presented by THQ's WWF WrestleMania 2000 for Nintendo 64.

00:11:58The most electrifying game in the history of sports entertainment.

00:12:02Triple H just pie faced the chairman of this company.

00:12:05Uh-oh.

00:12:06Wait a minute, Vince.

00:12:07I wouldn't go up there.

00:12:08McMahon's in the ring.

00:12:09Not a good idea.

00:12:10McMahon's in the ring.

00:12:11Quick for the right hand.

00:12:12Hilsley blocked it.

00:12:13And there's a knockdown.

00:12:14I won't think.

00:12:15We're gonna need that anytime soon.

00:12:16Well.

00:12:17I don't think I need to knock.

00:12:18What?

00:12:19No, I don't think so.

00:12:20By the way, allow me to remind you of something.

00:12:21No longer are you the World Wrestling Federation champion, you're no longer a champion, you're

00:12:39a chump.

00:12:40Stand up.

00:12:41Let me tell you something.

00:12:42What you just did, you guys are real brave aren't you?

00:12:45Huh?

00:12:46You're real brave beating up Patterson and Brisco.

00:12:47Wow.

00:12:48Real brave dicks.

00:12:49That crap is gonna stop.

00:12:51There's not gonna be any more of it.

00:12:52Not tonight.

00:12:53Not any night.

00:12:54You got it?

00:12:55I told you, don't make this personal.

00:12:59And I will say it again.

00:13:00Do not make this personal.

00:13:03It already is.

00:13:05Oh boy.

00:13:06Stern warning from Vince McMahon to Triple H.

00:13:09What about the warning from Triple H to Vince McMahon?

00:13:12Don't make this personal.

00:13:14Can't make it any cleaner.

00:13:15Uneasy feeling about what's going on back there as the Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle makes his way to the rank.

00:13:21He's the only gold medalist to grace the World Wrestling Federation ring and the only real athlete in the World Wrestling Federation, Kurt Angle.

00:13:38You know something about your feeling, Michael?

00:13:41You may have an uneasy feeling.

00:13:42I got a definite strong feeling that some real fan is gonna happen tonight.

00:13:47Here's Kurt Angle, the man who had his official debut at Survivor Series on Sunday,

00:13:51was basically booed out of the building and then booed in his hometown on Monday.

00:13:55I don't get it.

00:13:58Olympic gold medalist, why would you boo the guy?

00:14:01I don't know.

00:14:02I mean, he's a bit cocky, but he's extremely confident in the ring.

00:14:06I've not even seen trying to be cocky.

00:14:08Extremely confident in the ring as well.

00:14:10And he's a gold medalist.

00:14:12Bringing somebody to the ring by Luna, he weighs in at 250 pounds, Gangrel.

00:14:19Okay, we first saw this couple together on Raw Monday night, and I guess Luna's got a soft spot in her heart for Gangrel.

00:14:25I guess love's in the hair these days.

00:14:28Luna says she's found that special person.

00:14:31Referring, of course, to Gangrel, and this should be a neat matchup.

00:14:34Gangrel's set to take on the Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle.

00:14:38But something definitely bad is brewing in the back.

00:14:42What about when Luna met up with Stephanie and tested it?

00:14:45And Luna gave Stephanie a little engagement present.

00:14:48Yeah.

00:14:49Because somebody had told her that Stephanie likes stuffed animals.

00:14:51Luna went out and found a mangy squirrel, a real squirrel.

00:14:54And had it stuffed.

00:14:56Okay, the thought that counts.

00:15:07Hey, wait a minute.

00:15:08What?

00:15:09Look at this guy over here.

00:15:10This is the same idiot that was at Raw Monday night.

00:15:13He's carrying around these signs.

00:15:15There he is right there, look.

00:15:17WWF is immoral.

00:15:18He had a WWF that said worldwide filth.

00:15:21The guy was on Raw Monday's an idiot.

00:15:23Yeah, he got thrown out of Raw Monday.

00:15:24He actually went over the barricade and was arrested.

00:15:27And anybody that crosses the barricade's gonna be arrested.

00:15:30You know, King, we appreciate, look at Kurt Angle, nice takedown on Gangrel.

00:15:33And we appreciate the freedom of expression here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:15:37You know, bring your signs, cheer, boo, exhibit your feelings.

00:15:40No, I don't like all signs.

00:15:42You can't just have any kind of sign.

00:15:43Well, I mean, exhibit your feelings, work hard on those signs, bring them out here to the events.

00:15:48Once you cross that barricade and you get into the action, well, then you're subject to arrest.

00:15:52And that's what happened to that gentleman on Raw Monday night.

00:15:55He was arrested.

00:15:56Why would he be back here again?

00:15:58Watch yourself, Luna.

00:16:01What's he gonna do?

00:16:03How could you people sit here and degrade me?

00:16:08I gotta agree with him.

00:16:13I don't get it.

00:16:14You mean to tell me that you would prefer to cheer for a man who looks like a vampire?

00:16:21This guy's legit.

00:16:25Kurt Angle is legit.

00:16:26He's like a war hero.

00:16:28And I don't even know what that is.

00:16:32Talk about Luna.

00:16:33It's Luna.

00:16:34What is that?

00:16:35You'd rather cheer for him than me.

00:16:37Kurt Angle, the Olympic gold medalist.

00:16:40An American hero.

00:16:43I'm an American hero.

00:16:45Can you argue with that, Michael?

00:16:46No, you can't.

00:16:47I am the WWF's most celebrated real athlete.

00:16:52Well, Kurt Angle, I don't think he was not as popular as he thought he was gonna be,

00:17:01I don't think, when he debuted here at the World Wrestling Federation.

00:17:03Well, Kurt, I gotta tell you, pal, sometimes people just don't get it.

00:17:06Look at this.

00:17:07Gangrel hung him on the top rope and Gangrel in control of Kurt Angle.

00:17:12Yeah, look at Gangrel.

00:17:13I mean, the people are cheering for Gangrel and they're gonna boo.

00:17:17Look at how nice looking is Kurt Angle?

00:17:19Gangrel elbow to the sternum.

00:17:20Here's the hook of the leg, cover.

00:17:22There's two.

00:17:23Kick out by Angle.

00:17:24I can understand, Michael, if we were in Bulgaria or Transylvania or something,

00:17:29but we're in Cincinnati for goodness sake.

00:17:31My!

00:17:32Kurt Angle, tremendous suplex, backs Gangrel into the ropes.

00:17:35Whips him off the ropes again.

00:17:37Nice slam by Angle.

00:17:38This is Cincinnati, the home of Pete Rose and Marv Schott.

00:17:41I mean, great true Americans.

00:17:43What?

00:17:44Well, I mean, how can they boo Kurt Angle?

00:17:47Angle whipped into the ropes.

00:17:48Gangrel trying to take it.

00:17:49Angle lifts him up, tosses him over.

00:17:53Hooks the leg.

00:17:54Here's the cover now.

00:17:55Two, it's at it.

00:17:56Kurt Angle picks up the win over Gangrel.

00:17:58Kurt Angle!

00:18:02There's some of that intensity that Kurt Angle reaches about.

00:18:06And there's Luna, he's right about here.

00:18:08How many times has she cured?

00:18:10And the fans of Cincinnati continue to boo the Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle.

00:18:14I don't get it.

00:18:15Why?

00:18:16Hell?

00:18:17This guy's great.

00:18:19Andrew, pay attention.

00:18:20This is our first wreck.

00:18:21Well, except for him.

00:18:22I can't see that.

00:18:23That looks real sweet.

00:18:24Well, hopefully this one will be better.

00:18:25Andrew!

00:18:26Ooh!

00:18:27Yeah.

00:18:28Come on, put this up.

00:18:29What?

00:18:30Oh, look.

00:18:31Oh, look.

00:18:32It's a bubble.

00:18:33A bubble?

00:18:34Wait a minute.

00:18:35I'll hit you in the head with this if you don't pay attention.

00:18:36Steph, I am.

00:18:37I'm just playing my video game right now.

00:18:39Man, Stephanie and Tess are getting all kinds of gifts.

00:18:46There's DX.

00:18:47What the hell are they up to now?

00:18:48Hasn't Triple H and company done enough already here tonight on SmackDown?

00:19:09Well, we're back on.

00:19:11More wedding gifts, King.

00:19:15That could be the only good thing about getting married.

00:19:19Hey, Tess is playing that new WrestleMania 2000 game.

00:19:22You could care less about those gifts, huh?

00:19:24Look at this thing.

00:19:27I'm sorry?

00:19:28All right.

00:19:29Another stuffed animal.

00:19:30Your gifts waiting in the limo, so hop to it.

00:19:33Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:19:35No, no, no.

00:19:36It's freezing.

00:19:37It's freezing.

00:19:38Stay here.

00:19:39You sure?

00:19:40Yeah, yeah.

00:19:41I don't want to interrupt your game.

00:19:42Don't worry.

00:19:43You better be better than a bull.

00:19:47What could the gift be waiting for him outside?

00:19:53Toaster, I guess.

00:19:56That's the tip of a wedding gift.

00:19:57Toaster?

00:19:58Yeah.

00:19:59Toaster on wheels, that's it.

00:20:01I guarantee you.

00:20:03Come on, let's face it.

00:20:05It's probably from Big Daddy Vince.

00:20:09Probably brand new car, brand new limousine or something like that.

00:20:13That'd be some wedding gift, huh?

00:20:15Yeah, wouldn't it?

00:20:16Must be nice.

00:20:17Of course, folks, the wedding right around the corner.

00:20:23Wait a minute.

00:20:24Look at this.

00:20:25Who is that now?

00:20:26That's Mr. O'Briess.

00:20:27Yes.

00:20:28Mr. O'Briess attacking Tess and there's Triple H.

00:20:31What do you think you're gonna take?

00:20:32What do you think you're gonna take?

00:20:33You think you're gonna take?

00:20:34You think you're gonna take?

00:20:35Come on.

00:20:36dx's ambush, Tess in the parking lot.

00:20:38And you knew something like this was gonna happen.

00:20:40My God.

00:20:41dx's fucking Tess.

00:20:43This is an all out of salt on Tess, DX Set Test Up.

00:20:49I knew this was gonna happen, you can't mess with DX, oh my God.

00:20:53Man, DX Set Test Up.

00:20:57Yeah, Tess, Vince McMahon's future son-in-law.

00:21:01It's a four on one of mugging in the parking lot here in Cincinnati.

00:21:06Look at this.

00:21:06What are they doing now?

00:21:07We've seen this before.

00:21:08Tess is locked in the truck of that car and-

00:21:15What the hell's Billy going?

00:21:18What the hell's he going?

00:21:20Happy anniversary, happy anniversary.

00:21:23What a rush.

00:21:26My gosh, I wonder if Stephanie saw this.

00:21:28Let me tell you something, Michael, this is another message.

00:21:31Message to Vince McMahon.

00:21:33We don't want any person.

00:21:36Get on the train.

00:21:40I'll tell you what, King, DX has really upped the ante here tonight.

00:21:44First, they attacked McMahon's exultiates, Patterson and Briscoe.

00:21:47And now McMahon's soon-to-be son-in-law, Tess.

00:21:50I can't believe what we just saw, but I'll tell you what.

00:21:53This is the only thing that could take my mind of what we just saw.

00:21:58And now The Godfather's getting booed like Kurt Angle.

00:22:01Well, you know why he's getting booed?

00:22:02Why?

00:22:03Cuz here come the chairs.

00:22:04The ladies are in the house, finally.

00:22:06They stopped The Godfather and forgot the hoes?

00:22:09No way!

00:22:10You know what he says, King?

00:22:13It ain't easy.

00:22:14The following country is scheduled for one fall.

00:22:17And it is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship.

00:22:21Introducing Bart the Challenger from the Red Light District.

00:22:25Weighing in at 320 pounds, The Godfather.

00:22:31Baby, Michael.

00:22:32Yes, right there, that one, right there.

00:22:34Well, it ain't easy, but it sure looks like fun.

00:22:37I think I wanna see if I can get the Memphis franchise for this.

00:22:40But I just fell in love right there.

00:22:42And I'm glad that love is blind, cuz that way you get to feel your way around.

00:22:46The Godfather is fun-loving, and he likes to have a laugh.

00:22:49And they're enjoying him here in Cincinnati on SmackDown.

00:22:59That one right, yeah.

00:23:01Those.

00:23:06Get the one in the black skirt to come over here.

00:23:09Maybe she can sit on my lap.

00:23:10We need to talk about the first thing that popped up.

00:23:11And here's a opponent from Manchester, England.

00:23:13Weighing in at 250 pounds.

00:23:14Come here!

00:23:15He's the World Wrestling Federation European Champion,

00:23:19the British Bulldog.

00:23:23So the European title on the line, the line tonight,

00:23:25the Bulldog against The Godfather.

00:23:28I cannot believe King DX is struck again.

00:23:31In fact, a kidnap test room in a truck of a car, and Billy Gunn took off somewhere

00:23:35with him.

00:23:36Have you found out if Stephanie saw that or not?

00:23:38I'm sure.

00:23:39Now do you know that's happened?

00:23:40I am not sure.

00:23:41It worked back there.

00:23:42What are you doing?

00:23:43The Bulldog against The Godfather here on SmackDown.

00:23:48Don't come over that rail, pal.

00:23:51Not only will you get arrested, you can smash the smithereens and the bulldog.

00:23:58Hey, you know last time I tried to do the right thing, and I offered you these hoes,

00:24:04I turned my back and you jumped me.

00:24:07I remember that.

00:24:08He did.

00:24:09Okay, well listen up.

00:24:13There's gonna be a spank at the night.

00:24:15It's when you go back to your hotel room, you gonna be spanking your monkey.

00:24:20I mean, no!

00:24:22And here we go.

00:24:23Godfather, right hands to the Bulldog.

00:24:25European title on the line in this one.

00:24:27Alfred Bulldog, no hope!

00:24:29Bulldog whipped across the corner.

00:24:30Here we go again.

00:24:31And Godfather follows it up with a big clothesline.

00:24:34And the Godfather calls for the leg drop as the Bulldog rolls out of the way.

00:24:40What a night already on SmackDown, DX has really taken this issue with Vince McMahon

00:24:44to a new level.

00:24:45Not only have Mr. McMahon's associates, Patterson and Frisco, been attacked,

00:24:49but now Tess, Mr. McMahon's soon-to-be son-in-law, has been kidnapped.

00:24:53First assaulted and then tossed in the truck of a car by D-Generation X.

00:24:57Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:24:58Now that's a pretty heavy thing to say about kidnapping him.

00:25:00Uh-oh, look at this.

00:25:01Well, what else would you call him?

00:25:03As the Mean Street Posse, the Bulldogs' new running buddies make their way down to

00:25:07the ring, and this can't be good news for the Godfather.

00:25:09Now, you can't say the word kidnapped.

00:25:11I'd just say he went for a-

00:25:13A joy ride?

00:25:14Unwanted ride.

00:25:15Hey, look at that.

00:25:16Look at that.

00:25:17We got money change at hand.

00:25:18A little transaction for Jelly Abs, Rodney, and Gas, and the Posse.

00:25:22And then a table dance without the table.

00:25:24What about it?

00:25:25Godfather with a boot to the face and a clothesline to the Bulldog.

00:25:29I'm gonna tell you something, I don't think the Godfather's gonna be too happy about it.

00:25:32Cuz he didn't authorize these dances.

00:25:35These girls are freelancing.

00:25:37Look at Pete Gas enjoying himself.

00:25:39Man.

00:25:40Yeah, look at this.

00:25:41I knew this was gonna happen.

00:25:42What's up?

00:25:43Yeah, Godfather checking it out.

00:25:44He's gonna go see what's going on.

00:25:46He's gotta take care of business.

00:25:48Hey.

00:25:49What is this?

00:25:50There's an idiot.

00:25:51There's an idiot again.

00:25:52It's insane goof.

00:25:53Can you distract to the Godfather again?

00:25:56Oh my.

00:25:57And Pete Gas with a clothesline.

00:25:59Look at this.

00:26:01And security now has a hold of that fan as the Posse are doing a number on the Godfather.

00:26:06Rodney from the apron with a splash.

00:26:09Hey, Riff, how about turning around?

00:26:14Well, that overzealous fan once again has been escorted from the Area King.

00:26:18Escorted, he needs to be put under the jail.

00:26:20Yeah, I'm sure he'll be taken care of.

00:26:22Look at this.

00:26:23British Bulldog slams the Godfather down, hooks the leg, and retains the European Championship.

00:26:32I can't believe the girls were doing business on their own.

00:26:35They went into business with a salesman.

00:26:37And now look, they're getting the British Bulldog.

00:26:41Well, King again, that overzealous fan playing games with the Godfather.

00:26:45The Godfather distracted the Posse three on one against him as the Bulldog distracted the referee.

00:26:50And the Posse took the cheese back.

00:26:52And the Bulldog picks up the victory, retaining the European title.

00:26:57We gotta take another look at that fan getting in the way here.

00:27:01Well, let's get it straight.

00:27:02This guy's not a fan.

00:27:04He's an idiot.

00:27:07And here's the Posse attack after the fan is striking the Godfather.

00:27:11Fake Ass, Rodney, and Joey Ass did a number on the Godfather.

00:27:16It's three on one by the Posse.

00:27:20And now, the WWF Food of the Week, brought to you by Lois.

00:27:23And now, the WWF Food of the Week, brought to you by Lois.

00:27:25Tough boots built for the city, that's Lois.

00:27:30What is Pete Gass thinking?

00:27:34He was trying to make the same.

00:27:35You better keep her on me or I'll beat her ass too.

00:27:44And now the WWF Boot of the Week brought to you by Luggs.

00:27:51Tough boots built for the city, that's Luggs.

00:27:54Pete, what is Pete Gass thinking?

00:27:57He was trying to make the save.

00:27:58My, 500 pound toe slam that Joey adds in.

00:28:03What a toe slam.

00:28:04Pumping velocity, unbelievable elevation.

00:28:07If this guy in the big show gets his mind right there, I don't know who could beat him.

00:28:12That was the WWF Boot of the Week brought to you by Luggs.

00:28:15Boots and Jeans with Attitude.

00:28:18Luggs, decide and conquer.

00:28:23Hey, Tori, what's up?

00:28:25You looking good.

00:28:28Man, you looking real good.

00:28:30Hey, listen, I heard what that little punk X-Pac did to you.

00:28:34Baby Visceral would never hurt a single hair on that pretty body of yours.

00:28:39Hey, listen, you see X-Pac over there?

00:28:41Now see, he's a little guy.

00:28:44But me, I'm a big guy, you know what I'm saying?

00:28:49Well, there's Kane.

00:28:51Yeah, it's all right, Kane.

00:28:53Tori's pulled in, take an exception to the fact that this girl made a pass on her.

00:28:58What's up with this?

00:28:59Come on, look.

00:29:00Can't you even talk to her?

00:29:01Right with Kane.

00:29:03I think Big Vis is messing with the wrong woman.

00:29:06Just give her some compliments.

00:29:09He made a pass-batter compliment.

00:29:11The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Wrestling Federation

00:29:18Championship.

00:29:19Introducing first and challenger being accompanied by Crash Holly from Columbia, Alabama.

00:29:25He weighs in at allegedly well over 400 pounds, Hardcore Holly.

00:29:34What a tremendous opportunity for Hardcore Holly.

00:29:37WWE title is on the line here on SmackDown.

00:29:44Well, tonight SmackDown is brought to you by THQ's WrestleMania 2000 for Nintendo 64.

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00:30:06Robots, you control.

00:30:08Yeah.

00:30:09Well, where is the Big Show?

00:30:15The Big Show is the WWF Champion.

00:30:19500 pounds is the World Wrestling Federation Champion, the Big Show.

00:30:29And Hardcore Holly put the band out on him.

00:30:31On the Big Show, 7'2", 500 pounds.

00:30:34He won the World Wrestling Federation Championship at Survivor Series.

00:30:38But King, based on what we've already seen here tonight, D-Generation X attacking Pat Patterson

00:30:43and Jerry Crisco.

00:30:45Attacking and then kidnapping Mr. McMahon's due to be son-in-law Tess.

00:30:49And then the Stephanie McMahon jumping on Triple H after an argument in the back.

00:30:55Hardcore Holly may actually have a chance to win this thing tonight.

00:30:58By hook and by hook, he can pull it off.

00:31:00Well, let's just, let's just, as long as you're recapping things, let's explain why the Big Show is the WWF

00:31:06Champion right now.

00:31:08Because Vince McMahon screwed Triple H at Survivor Series.

00:31:12And that's what Triple H meant when he said that Vince McMahon is making this extremely personal.

00:31:17And the Champion of the Big Show hammering away on Hardcore Holly.

00:31:22You know, a little bit later on in SmackDown, King, we're gonna have an update on the

00:31:25ongoing investigation into that hit and run accident on Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:31:31Well, you're right, investigators are still working and trying to find out

00:31:35exactly who was driving the car that ran down Steve Austin at Survivor Series.

00:31:39And I certainly have my opinion as to who was driving that car.

00:31:43Well, investigators have termed it attempted vehicular homicide.

00:31:47Look at this, look at this.

00:31:48And look at this, Crash Holly now.

00:31:49This is, and the Big Show, one hand each knocking the Holly cousins down.

00:31:55And Hardcore Holly is gonna pay for that double team with a boot to the midsection.

00:32:00I don't understand why anybody would ever want to infuriate this guy.

00:32:03Hey, Crash, what are you doing?

00:32:05Look at this, a Holly sandwich coming up.

00:32:09And the Big Show's a buster.

00:32:10Boom.

00:32:11Man.

00:32:13I mean, these, again, a quarter of a ton into the Holly cousins.

00:32:17These Hollies must not have super heavyweight brains to do this.

00:32:22Okay, we understand that Vince McMahon has called the police and police officers are on their way.

00:32:28You're kidding.

00:32:28To the arena.

00:32:30Vince called the cops after DX basically kidnapped, test, chokeslam time.

00:32:36Pleasant ride.

00:32:38The champion clamps Hardcore Holly.

00:32:40Look at this.

00:32:41And Crash from behind still can't break up the three count and the Big Show remains champion.

00:32:46Look at the Big Show.

00:32:49He just got right up with that super heavyweight on his back like he was a fly.

00:32:53What?

00:32:53Well, the Big Show knocked him off like a fly.

00:32:56Call him the fly swatter.

00:32:57Crash.

00:32:59And Crash is gonna go for a major league ride.

00:33:02One arm.

00:33:04One arm.

00:33:05By the Big Show.

00:33:06The Big Show's hand is as big as Crash's hand.

00:33:10Look at that.

00:33:11Hey, the Boss Man, the number one contender for the WWF title is assaulting the champion with a nightstick.

00:33:17The Boss Man, I think I heard the Big Show's ribs crack and now his head get cracked.

00:33:24Well, The Boss Man, the number one contender after defeating The Rock thanks to Prince Albert on Raw.

00:33:29But what a cowardly hit and run attack by The Boss Man.

00:33:32Uh-oh, look out.

00:33:33A blind side attack by The Boss Man on The Big Show.

00:33:38Wait a minute, be careful how you talk about The Boss Man.

00:33:39He's the number one contender for the WWF title.

00:33:42Yeah, but he's gotta beat The Rock a bit later on tonight here on SmackDown.

00:33:46Wait a minute.

00:33:47What's this?

00:33:47Get him inside, get him inside.

00:33:52Come on, he's out.

00:33:53Fine, fine, fine.

00:33:53You guys help me.

00:33:54All right, come on, help him.

00:33:55We'll get Shane off.

00:33:56Get inside, I gotta, come over here.

00:33:57Just have heads up.

00:33:57Come on.

00:33:57Give him a seat with me.

00:33:58Come on, guys.

00:33:59Sorry.

00:34:00You're not fine.

00:34:00Jeez.

00:34:01They broke it again.

00:34:01Come on, let's go outside.

00:34:03All right, okay.

00:34:04Let me get you going.

00:34:05Come on, at least we got him back.

00:34:07Watch yourself.

00:34:07We got him back.

00:34:08I'm sorry.

00:34:09Look at your face, man.

00:34:14Man.

00:34:15I can't believe us.

00:34:17I don't know, I think he needs to go to the hospital.

00:34:19What about it, Andrea?

00:34:20I'm fine, there's no way I'm going to the hospital.

00:34:21I don't give those pricks any satisfaction.

00:34:23Jeez.

00:34:24So stubborn.

00:34:24It's fine, don't worry.

00:34:26I'm gonna get security to make sure this doesn't happen anymore, ever, much less tonight.

00:34:31Let me see.

00:34:33I think it's all right.

00:34:34Just clean him up.

00:34:34It'll be fine.

00:34:35Clean him up.

00:34:35Just clean it up.

00:34:36It'll be fine.

00:34:37Well, Michael, the fans may be all back together again, but I just got a feeling they haven't

00:34:42weathered the storm yet tonight.

00:34:44Well, speaking about weather and storms, here comes the big mess.

00:34:47The contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:34:50Making its weather anyway today, 497 pounds, Viscera.

00:34:57Well, a little bit earlier on tonight on SmackDown, King, Viscera decided to mess

00:35:00around with the wrong man's woman.

00:35:02He made a pass, an inappropriate pass at Tori, and King took exception to it.

00:35:07Come on.

00:35:08What do you mean-

00:35:09What Viscera did, King, extremely inappropriate.

00:35:22I mean, he made a pass.

00:35:23Why was it inappropriate?

00:35:24He stuck his tongue out at her.

00:35:25Is that a way to treat a lady?

00:35:26Big deal.

00:35:27He gave her a couple of compliments, and then he was sort of bragging.

00:35:31I mean, let's take a look at Viscera.

00:35:32He's a big guy.

00:35:34He's physically well endowed.

00:35:35How do you know?

00:35:41I also know that this guy that's going to come out here right now is not physically

00:35:45well endowed.

00:35:46What about that, Michael Cole?

00:35:49You heard that from X-Pac, right?

00:35:52And I don't consider X-Pac a reliable source.

00:35:54Bringing a company to the ring by Tori, he weighs in at 326 pounds, King.

00:36:01So King's set to take on Viscera.

00:36:03Hey, wait, what's this now?

00:36:06Tori basically probably telling him good luck, I'd imagine.

00:36:08And I think Kane just is having Tori stay back for her own safety.

00:36:13Keeping Tori out of harm's way.

00:36:14Folks, wishing to be here with us tonight for what's been a while right on SmackDown.

00:36:18Nothing like experiencing the WWF Live.

00:36:21You get the opportunity Monday in Buffalo and also Tuesday.

00:36:25TV cameras, all the superstars will be in Rochester.

00:36:29I can't wait to be in Rochester.

00:36:30One of my favorite, all time favorite cities, Michael.

00:36:34They love the puppies up front.

00:36:35Yeah?

00:36:37They like the puppies everywhere.

00:36:39Man, wow.

00:36:40They knocked the referee down.

00:36:42Look at this.

00:36:43And the 500 pound Viscera.

00:36:46And here's Kane with the right hand.

00:36:48You know, you're talking about X-Pac.

00:36:50X-Pac told you all this stuff about Kane and Tori as Viscera's drop kick through the second rope.

00:36:55I mean, after what DX has done tonight, I can't believe a thing that they say.

00:36:58Oh, you can believe X-Pac.

00:36:59And look at this.

00:37:00You know what I just noticed?

00:37:01Look, Kane dressed in red and black.

00:37:03Now look back there, Tori.

00:37:04Yeah?

00:37:05She's in red and black, like a little cheerleader.

00:37:07She's the captain of the cheerleading squad.

00:37:09Why don't we have Kane come over here, and you're gonna explain to him what you think about all this.

00:37:13That's about to make me puke.

00:37:14Big red machine whipped into the post.

00:37:15Hey, if you don't watch it, I'll tell you exactly some of the things that X-Pac told me about.

00:37:21Samoan drop outside the ring, and Kane, his back thudding off that concrete under the mat.

00:37:27Now, wait a minute, here comes Stand By Your Man.

00:37:31Who does she think she is, Tammy Wynette?

00:37:34Coming to check on Kane.

00:37:35Yeah, laid out.

00:37:38Uh-oh, wait a minute.

00:37:39This is not wise.

00:37:41Listen, listen.

00:37:42You wanna be a hoe?

00:37:44What?

00:37:46And you don't call that inappropriate?

00:37:48I think he's gonna kiss her.

00:37:49He just has Tori to be his hoe.

00:37:50He got a big tongue, too, running down her throat.

00:37:52She'll like it.

00:37:54Yeah, please.

00:37:56Viscera stalking Tori.

00:37:58She's got some good-looking eyes.

00:37:59Think of the fear she must be going through right now.

00:38:01Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:38:03Come on now.

00:38:04She's gotta like Viscera.

00:38:05Yeah, Big Visc better look up.

00:38:06And a big red machine now.

00:38:08Fury in his eyes, hammering away, right hand to the face of Viscera.

00:38:12My gosh.

00:38:13Look out, Viscera for the ride into the post.

00:38:15All Viscera was doing was showing Tori a gold tube.

00:38:18Kane, the age old adage, you don't mess with another man's woman.

00:38:22You don't.

00:38:23Kane, top rope.

00:38:24Look out.

00:38:25My, 315 pounds, slamming down.

00:38:29The 500 pounder thundering off the mat.

00:38:31He flipped Viscera like a cheese omelet, did you see that?

00:38:33Yeah, Viscera may be going for a ride.

00:38:35No way.

00:38:35Kane's setting him up.

00:38:36No way.

00:38:37Will Kane be able to chokeslam the 500 pounder?

00:38:40No way.

00:38:40Look at that by Kane.

00:38:42What power, what strength.

00:38:45Now I can't.

00:38:46The big red machine wins.

00:38:49Well, I knew we could do it, but.

00:38:50Kane.

00:38:54Love works in strange ways.

00:38:58Well, I'll tell you, Kane may have rose to the occasion there in the ring, but

00:39:02I don't think he'll be able to rise to the occasion.

00:39:04Stop.

00:39:04When he and Dory get back to the stop, what?

00:39:08Kane picks up the victory over Viscera.

00:39:11A chokeslam of the 500 pounder by the big red machine.

00:39:17Great.

00:39:19And what's he laughing about?

00:39:21Listen, listen, listen.

00:39:22What the hell are you doing?

00:39:32I hear this has gone way too far now, all right?

00:39:35I'm here to bury the hatchet now.

00:39:37Do you apologize for what Billy did to test?

00:39:40Just to show you that we're serious about this.

00:39:42I've got a little wedding gift for two of them, so.

00:39:46Here you go.

00:39:49Death.

00:39:51Hey, the catcher's ass.

00:39:54For Tess knows.

00:39:58Look, Officer, I've answered all of your questions.

00:40:01And, yes, I understand this is a very important investigation, but I'm suggesting to you that if

00:40:06you have more questions, that you contact my attorney, Jerry Lawler.

00:40:11Let me tell you about Jerry Lawler, Officer.

00:40:14Jerry Lawler is a first-class, restaurant-quality ass.

00:40:18That's ass with two s's.

00:40:21Well, thank you for your time.

00:40:23Goodbye.

00:40:23What did he say?

00:40:25That's ass with two s's.

00:40:28Oh, I may be an ass, but I'll tell you what, J.R. is a suspect.

00:40:33His face has perpetrator written all over it.

00:40:35I'm not saying he was driving the car, but I'll tell you something.

00:40:37He knows more than he's saying.

00:40:39I'll tell you, this is all about Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the investigation into Sunday's hit-and-run attack on Stone Cold is continuing.

00:40:46It all began at Survivor Series with D-Generation X, Lord Stone Cold Steve Austin, out into the parking lot.

00:40:54We're gonna show you now, again, what happened this past Sunday.

00:40:58Right.

00:40:58Stone Cold was lured out into the parking lot.

00:41:01Now, keep in mind, police officers have deemed this attempted vehicular homicide.

00:41:07Well, what else could you call it?

00:41:08Of course, he was out there chasing Triple H.

00:41:12And look at this car, comes from nowhere, and runs right over Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:41:17I'm telling you, I see a black hat in there.

00:41:19Oh, come on now.

00:41:20We know that car was Rock's rental car.

00:41:23The Rock reported his car stolen earlier in the day on Sunday at Survivor Series.

00:41:28Stone Cold Steve Austin suffered severe trauma to the head, the neck, and the back in that accident.

00:41:34Wait a minute.

00:41:35I never thought I'd ever have to do this.

00:41:37I want you guys to stand guard here.

00:41:39I want one here.

00:41:40Yes, sir.

00:41:41Okay.

00:41:41Two of you guys here.

00:41:43No one, no one comes in this door unless their last name is McMahon.

00:41:49Yes, sir.

00:41:50Got it?

00:41:50Yes, sir.

00:41:51All right.

00:41:55Okay, Vince is positioned police officers outside his office.

00:41:59Well, that's the only way he's gonna be safe tonight.

00:42:01Well, he's concerned about the well-being of his family, and do you blame him after

00:42:05everything D-Generation X has done tonight?

00:42:07The attack on his associates, Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe.

00:42:10And what we've got going on now is a hardcore championship match.

00:42:14Triple threat match for the World Wrestling Federation Women's Championship.

00:42:18No holds barred, falls count anywhere, and Jaclyn's hammered away on the champion Ivory.

00:42:23Hell yeah.

00:42:24Hardcore rules.

00:42:25The third participant with a broomstick to the back.

00:42:30And Luna again with a broom to the back of the head of the champion Ivory.

00:42:33Now Ivory, even though she's the champion, she doesn't have to be pinned to lose just

00:42:37the first person that scores a pinfall or gets a submission.

00:42:40It's gonna be the new WWF champion.

00:42:43Luna choking Ivory.

00:42:44Women's champion.

00:42:45Women's champion.

00:42:46Look at it.

00:42:46Jaclyn from behind, busting that broomstick over the back of Luna.

00:42:50We just showed you Stone Cold Steve Austin King, an update on his condition.

00:42:54He said he suffered severe trauma to the neck, the back, and of course the head.

00:42:58My.

00:42:59Ivory with the mop.

00:43:00Stone Cold Steve Austin will be out of action indefinitely.

00:43:03Luna looks like she's wearing a mop on her head.

00:43:06Austin undergoing a battery of crucial tests as we speak.

00:43:11Here it goes.

00:43:12Stone Cold out of action indefinitely.

00:43:14But plenty of action here as Luna and Ivory head back into the crowd.

00:43:17And Jaclyn in hot pursuit.

00:43:19Everybody's going to.

00:43:22Look out here.

00:43:24WWF winning championship on the line, hardcore rules.

00:43:27And the champion Ivory, Luna's taking it to her.

00:43:31And Jaclyn.

00:43:33These girls are allowed to fight all over this arena.

00:43:36It falls count anywhere.

00:43:37Watch it, watch it.

00:43:38Luna into that concrete wall.

00:43:41And Ivory, the champion, getting herself some.

00:43:43Where are they going now?

00:43:45I don't know, that may be the ladies dressing room.

00:43:46I can't hold it now.

00:43:49Let's referee Jimmy Gordera sent us the ladies dressing room.

00:43:51It is?

00:43:52And look out.

00:43:54There's Kenny.

00:43:55They're battling it out in the women's locker room.

00:43:57Look out.

00:43:59They get the camera up, I don't think Miss Kitty's dressed.

00:44:02She's not.

00:44:06Now Luna and Jaclyn battling back out into the hall.

00:44:08Keep in mind, it's a triple threat match.

00:44:10You don't have to pin the champion to win.

00:44:11If Luna can pin Jaclyn here, she's gonna win the women's title.

00:44:14Oh my, missed with that one.

00:44:16And Jaclyn now from behind.

00:44:19Where's Ivory?

00:44:20Ivory, she was knocked cold, I think, back in the women's locker room.

00:44:27And look at Luna now.

00:44:28Is she gonna pin Jaclyn?

00:44:29No, look out, there's Ivory.

00:44:31And the champ with that steel post to the back of Luna.

00:44:34They're out in the crowd.

00:44:35Concession area.

00:44:36The concession stand.

00:44:38We're about to popcorn.

00:44:40You never know what you're gonna see when the World Wrestling Federation comes to town.

00:44:44The women's championship on the line in a triple threat hardcore match.

00:44:49Oh, Jaclyn.

00:44:52Ivory, the champion, knocked down.

00:44:54What Luna got?

00:44:55A box of pop.

00:44:57That's mine.

00:44:59That's mine.

00:45:00Hey, you know that saw can burn your eyes.

00:45:01Strong's flying all over the place.

00:45:04They're dangerous too.

00:45:07Look at the crowd back there.

00:45:08They want to get to the concession stand, but they're having a grand old time.

00:45:11You can put an eye out with a straw, uh-oh.

00:45:13Now carbonation too.

00:45:14No.

00:45:16Luna so did the eyes.

00:45:19That was probably one of those deadly diet drinks too.

00:45:23That's a public restroom.

00:45:25Huh?

00:45:26That's a public restroom.

00:45:28Don't be smoking in there, girls.

00:45:29Jaclyn Ivory.

00:45:32Women's title on the line.

00:45:35That's a men's room.

00:45:37That's a men's room.

00:45:39My gosh.

00:45:40Man, Ivory tossed it in the urinal.

00:45:43Don't worry, those guys are just hanging out in there.

00:45:45I hope they got good aim.

00:45:46Hey, don't forget to wash your hands, fellas.

00:45:51I'll tell you what, Ivory's gonna be peed off about this, isn't she?

00:45:54The women's champion's shock.

00:45:55She might have seen something she liked.

00:45:59Yeah, the title's on the line here.

00:46:01She better get back in the game.

00:46:02The cameraman was knocked down.

00:46:05Hardcore rules.

00:46:06Luna Jaclyn Ivory for the women's title.

00:46:08Back out in the concession area.

00:46:11Wait a minute.

00:46:11What a wild ride on SmackDown.

00:46:14Here in Cincinnati.

00:46:15What do we got going now?

00:46:17Luna and Jaclyn, again, backstage area.

00:46:21The women's champion's Ivory.

00:46:22Triple threat match.

00:46:23Hey, they're in the concession.

00:46:25Those are perfectly good pressure.

00:46:27Yeah, they're fresh.

00:46:28To the head of Luna knocking her down.

00:46:32Balls count anywhere.

00:46:33Keep in mind, holding the leg on Jaclyn.

00:46:35There's two.

00:46:36And Ivory retains the women's title.

00:46:39He's popping fresh.

00:46:41Here's the winner.

00:46:42And still, World Wrestling Federation women's champion, Ivory.

00:46:48And Luna's lost it.

00:46:49She got taken out by a pretzel sheet.

00:46:53She's never recovered from the men's restroom.

00:46:57Ivory retains the women's title.

00:46:59Women's chair.

00:47:01She's going out.

00:47:03What a match here on SmackDown.

00:47:06And the celebration continues into the arena.

00:47:10Well, you know, King Al Snow has been extremely depressed in recent weeks over the

00:47:15fanning of his action figure at Walmart.

00:47:17Right.

00:47:17Well, did share him up?

00:47:18You know what mankind did?

00:47:19Yes, I do.

00:47:21Took him on a vacation to Las Vegas.

00:47:23Unbelievable.

00:47:24Thanks a lot, buddy.

00:47:26Appreciate it.

00:47:26Have a nice day.

00:47:28We're here, Al.

00:47:29All right, man.

00:47:30Viva Las Vegas.

00:47:32It's part of UPN's Vegas Invasion Weekend.

00:47:35That's why they pulled out all the stops and flew us first class.

00:47:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:47:39Hey, flew us first class?

00:47:41Yeah.

00:47:41That was a 28C.

00:47:43That was packed by the crapper.

00:47:44I know I saw you there.

00:47:45Hey, look at this guy on your lap.

00:47:46Look at the smile on his little face as we make his day.

00:47:49How's snow?

00:47:49Hey, hi.

00:47:50How you guys doing?

00:47:51Hey, we're hanging in.

00:47:51It doesn't matter how you're doing.

00:47:55Come on.

00:47:55Take him down.

00:47:56Who's your favorite wrestler, punk?

00:47:58Say it.

00:47:58Mad guy.

00:47:59Say it.

00:47:59Who is it?

00:48:00I can't hear you.

00:48:01Mad guy.

00:48:02Look at that.

00:48:03Hey, how'd you get that?

00:48:04The hand of a lifetime.

00:48:05I've been dreaming about a hand like this, baby.

00:48:08You dream about your hand all the time.

00:48:10Shut up, Al.

00:48:11Because very soon, Mrs. Foley's little boy is about to go home with a lot of dollarinis.

00:48:17Finally, the rock has come back to Las Vegas.

00:48:22It's him, son of a bull.

00:48:24Let's get him.

00:48:25You're in a lot of trouble, young man.

00:48:27You jerk.

00:48:31Take him, Al.

00:48:32Hurt him.

00:48:32Get him, boy.

00:48:34Idiot threw away four aces while police officers stationed outside Vince McMahon's office.

00:48:39Vince is taking all necessary precautions to protect his family in the wake of DX threats.

00:48:47Hey, Al.

00:48:47What?

00:48:48We're pretty good friends, aren't we?

00:48:50Yeah.

00:48:51We're having fun on this vacation, aren't we?

00:48:53Yeah.

00:48:53We're hanging out here in the Copacabana lounge.

00:48:55I'd like to point out the boys, the man, and tickling the ivories, Mr. Al Snow.

00:49:03Al usually tickles my ivory, if you know what I mean.

00:49:06You brought me out here to relax and have fun.

00:49:08Let's just have a good time.

00:49:09I'll tell you what.

00:49:10What?

00:49:10Let's have fun.

00:49:11Because you know what?

00:49:11No one's going to ruin my time during UPN Vegas invasion, baby.

00:49:15Get your rule and shut your mouth.

00:49:19Oh, son of a million.

00:49:21Oh, shit.

00:49:21Oh, God.

00:49:23Oh, God.

00:49:24Oh, God.

00:49:25Oh, God.

00:49:26Oh, God.

00:49:27Oh, God.

00:49:28Oh, God.

00:49:29Oh, God.

00:49:30Oh, God.

00:49:30You guys want to go to a gentleman's club or something?

00:49:31I don't know if you've noticed, but me and Al aren't exactly gentlemen.

00:49:34Oh, you mean?

00:49:36Like a strip club.

00:49:37Female entertainment?

00:49:38I think we came here just to bum around and go out with a couple of pimply-faced geeks

00:49:42who want to exploit women.

00:49:44I think it's disgusting.

00:49:45Hey, but we'll buy it.

00:49:46We're buying.

00:49:47We're buying.

00:49:47You're paying?

00:49:48Yeah.

00:49:49It's on us.

00:49:49What the hell?

00:49:52Our wives will never find out anyway.

00:49:53It's going to be great.

00:49:57Oh, yeah.

00:49:59Do we know how to party and get down?

00:50:00Oh, yeah.

00:50:02Oh, let me see.

00:50:02Surprise or let's shake.

00:50:06Come on, take it and go.

00:50:07Oh, here you go.

00:50:10Hey, there's plenty more where that came from.

00:50:14I would say so.

00:50:15We're going to be here a long time.

00:50:16Yeah, we are.

00:50:17Bring it up.

00:50:17Oh, yeah.

00:50:20Oh, fuck.

00:50:22I just got hit in the eye with a corner.

00:50:24Oh, dude, we have a great time.

00:50:25We've been here.

00:50:25We had the best time.

00:50:26Did you forget all about your troubles?

00:50:27I've forgotten all about them.

00:50:29Let's do it all over again next year.

00:50:30Where are we going to go?

00:50:32I was thinking maybe the greater Niagara Falls area.

00:50:34Why?

00:50:35I didn't respect for things of nature.

00:50:38I heard across the border in Canada, they got them all nude there.

00:50:41We'll own that place.

00:50:42Yeah, baby.

00:50:43We'll definitely own that place.

00:50:46Hey, you know what?

00:50:47You think maybe you could ride in the back of the plane on the way home?

00:50:50Well, that's probably not going to happen.

00:50:53Did you see that?

00:50:54They were tipping those girls' quarters.

00:50:56They should have stayed at the top of that tower.

00:50:58Maybe that would have raised their IQs.

00:51:00What a couple of morons.

00:51:01Mankind got one in the eye.

00:51:02But King, on a more serious note, Chris Jericho, Y2J has completely lost it.

00:51:07Humiliated, embarrassed after losing to China's Survivor Series.

00:51:11Even more humiliated after what happened on Raw this past Monday night.

00:51:14Wow.

00:51:15I believe I distinctly heard you say that if I beat you last night, you were going to have a sex change.

00:51:25Uh-oh.

00:51:27There goes the beard.

00:51:29Well, Nurse Kitty and I thought we'd help you get surgically started.

00:51:35Wow.

00:51:36No, no, no, he doesn't need those.

00:51:39I've got the trick for him.

00:51:40He needs these.

00:51:42Oh, my gosh.

00:51:43These would be more your size, I guess.

00:51:46Well, King, during the match, China and Kitty came down to ringside, distracting Y2J and

00:51:51actually helping Gangrel to pick up the victory over Chris Jericho.

00:51:55I'm telling you, they were actually throwing tampons into the ring.

00:52:00That was pretty traumatic for Y2J.

00:52:02Look at the crazed look on Chris Jericho's face.

00:52:05Well, Chris Jericho then took China hostage, threatening her,

00:52:09telling China to claim that Jericho was better than her.

00:52:12You do what you have to do.

00:52:14I guess you called my bluff.

00:52:22I guess you are the better.

00:52:23I mean, I could never, I could never hit a defenseless person's hand.

00:52:28I guess you really are the better person.

00:52:29I could never do that.

00:52:30Ah!

00:52:31Ah!

00:52:32Film that!

00:52:33Film that!

00:52:34Film that!

00:52:35Film that!

00:52:37Film it!

00:52:38Get that one, Jake!

00:52:39Ah!

00:52:41Ah!

00:52:43Help me!

00:52:44It's such a thing.

00:52:47Wow, he's sick.

00:52:49Well, I don't wanna give it up.

00:52:51I agree with that, but I mean, you know, sometimes when you go through a traumatic

00:52:55situation like Chris Jericho did, I mean, you snapped.

00:52:59But you still can't pronounce him like that.

00:53:01I mean, he smashed China's, well, it was her right thumb with a hammer,

00:53:05and then her thumb was just shattered.

00:53:07We can tell you China's undergone surgery this week to rebuild her shattered thumb.

00:53:13It suffered in the hands of Prince Jericho.

00:53:15You're right, trauma affects people in different ways, but totally, that was off the chart.

00:53:20That's right.

00:53:22Sexual chocolate Mark Henry set for one-on-one action.

00:53:26He's got something to say.

00:53:27There's not many things that I hate, but one of those things is a woman beater.

00:53:34Uh-oh.

00:53:35China and I have an illustrious past.

00:53:44Breaking her thumb means I'm kicking your ass.

00:53:48Well, King, at one point, Mark Henry had a major crush on China.

00:53:53And here comes Y2J, Chris Jericho, set to go one-on-one with sexual chocolate.

00:54:12Mark Henry here on SmackDown.

00:54:19I'll tell you, King, it's a good thing for Chris Jericho.

00:54:21We understand that China is not going to press legal charges in that heinous attack

00:54:27from Monday Night on Raw.

00:54:28He can't press anything with that thumb.

00:54:30Mike Henry, I can't believe you would be so stupid as to stand up for that loser China's honor.

00:54:39You're telling Mike Henry?

00:54:42All she had to do was admit to me that I was the better performer at Survivor Series.

00:54:49You lost.

00:54:51That I should be the Intercontinental Champion.

00:54:56You lost.

00:54:57You already said that.

00:54:58But she didn't.

00:54:59And now, well, let's just say she won't be doing any hitchhiking anytime soon.

00:55:07Yeah, it's real funny.

00:55:08But China, look on the bright side.

00:55:10At least now when you go to the manicurist, you can get that no thumb discount.

00:55:15So much for an apology.

00:55:17But most importantly of all, now you know who the better man really is.

00:55:24Who the better man is?

00:55:29What do you mean by that?

00:55:31You know what he meant.

00:55:31So it's Y2J, Chris Jericho going to work on the near 400-pound Mark Henry sexual chocolates.

00:55:43Doing that, all right?

00:55:44Slapping his face.

00:55:45This issue between Vince and Triple H and DX has become extremely personal but taken to a new level tonight.

00:55:52And speaking of level, Henry just leveled Chris Jericho.

00:55:55And speaking of Vince and Triple H, I know we're going to be in Rochester next week for SmackDown.

00:56:01But one of those two may not make it to Rochester.

00:56:03Oh, big event Tuesday though in Rochester.

00:56:06Oh, pulled off by Jericho on the sexual chocolate Mark Henry.

00:56:11Y2J second rope up over the top caught it.

00:56:14Hooks the leg.

00:56:15Here's the cover.

00:56:15There's two and three.

00:56:17Y2J with a big win over Mark Henry.

00:56:21Wow.

00:56:23Chris Jericho.

00:56:25Well, for tonight at least, Y2J has put his problems with Chyna behind him.

00:56:29And I guess that heinous attack on Chyna on Raw this past week has given Chyna new life in his mind.

00:56:36Did you make that sign?

00:56:37What sign?

00:56:38How's your thoughts, Chyna?

00:56:40Please.

00:56:41You know how women are when they break a nail.

00:56:43Can't go anywhere.

00:56:47Uh-oh.

00:56:48Who the hell is this?

00:56:51What?

00:56:51Where was I?

00:56:53It's obvious that you don't know who you're talking to, boy.

00:56:56Don't you know the third commandment?

00:56:59What?

00:57:02Hello?

00:57:03This, but who?

00:57:08What?

00:57:10Where?

00:57:12I don't even know how to drive.

00:57:20Well, the Dudley boys obviously talking to investigators as the heteronic investigation

00:57:25continues.

00:57:26And they're in the New Age Outlaws.

00:57:27Billy Gunn and the Rope Dog defend the tag team titles next on SmackDown.

00:57:31Well, Rock, it's obvious that you must have revenge on your mind as you go against the

00:57:36Big Boss Man tonight.

00:57:38The Rock has come back to Cincinnati.

00:57:47The Rock has come back to Cincinnati.

00:57:56Big Boss Man, The Rock says this, last week, Monday Night Raw, did you beat The Rock?

00:58:12You're damn right you did.

00:58:13Because you couldn't.

00:58:18It took not one but two to beat The Rock.

00:58:22And now, Boss Man, you are the number one contender for the WWF title.

00:58:27Boss Man, Boss Man, The Rock says that he knows in time he will be the WWF champion.

00:58:53And The Rock's people know that in due time, The Rock will be, without a shadow of a doubt,

00:58:59the best damn WWF champion there ever was.

00:59:09So The Rock says Boss Man, you can have your number one contender spot,

00:59:14because The Rock has a title in which he is very proud of.

00:59:17The Rock has a title in which you or no one else could ever, ever have.

00:59:23And that is the title of being The People's Champion.

00:59:32So Boss Man, having said that, tonight on SmackDown, The Rock's show, as sure as The Rock has,

00:59:39the recognized symbol of greatness, the brahma bull, tattooed on his arm.

00:59:45And as sure as The Rock is gonna lay it, the smack it down on your candy ass.

00:59:53Thestory.

01:00:15If ya smell, what The Rock is,

01:00:19What The Rock is cooking.

01:00:23Tonight on SmackDown,

01:00:40gang, Rock, Boss Man, if it was anything like what we saw on Monday night,

01:00:44look out, it's not gonna be a pretty sight.

01:00:46Rock with ballistic on Boss Man and Prince Alba.

01:00:49He left him a bloody mess right in the middle of this very ring.

01:00:53Uh-oh.

01:00:54The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and

01:00:57it is for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.

01:01:02It's your seat first, The Challengers being accompanied by Terry Reynolds from

01:01:07Cameron, North Carolina, at a combined weight of 430 pounds.

01:01:12Matt Hardy Boys with a great opportunity here, and folks,

01:01:16MechWarrior 3 presents WWF Armageddon.

01:01:20MechWarrior 3 for PC CD-ROM, let the battle begin.

01:01:24You didn't know, your ass better call somebody.

01:01:36Well, I'll tell you what, they get a great opportunity for the Hardys and

01:01:40Terry Reynolds, but they got their work cut out for it, Michael.

01:01:44These guys are, without a doubt, probably the greatest tag team team in history.

01:01:49Cincinnati, you damn right.

01:01:52Without a doubt, probably.

01:01:53You see, it's me, it's me, it's that D-O Double G.

01:02:00Rolling once again, with that BA Double DC.

01:02:12They are five-time World Wrestling Federation champions.

01:02:16They took tag team earlier tonight on a little unwanted ride.

01:02:19They've attacked the entire McMahon family.

01:02:22People are still holding up signs that said, we love DX.

01:02:26The Outlaws against the Hardys, tag team titles on the line.

01:02:29Should be a great one here on SmackDown.

01:02:31Yeah, I bet Billy Gunn's real proud of himself.

01:02:33Breaking Tess's nose last week on SmackDown.

01:02:35Little funny nose never hurt anybody tonight.

01:02:38Shoving him in the back of a truck of a car.

01:02:40They gave him a catcher's mask.

01:02:42It's a nice wedding gift.

01:02:46Yeah.

01:02:46Uh-oh.

01:02:51I think Road Dogg's gonna talk about it, she isn't it?

01:02:53Cincinnati, welcome to the Dog House.

01:03:00Down in Cleveland.

01:03:03Where you know those new-age Outlaws always like to kick that shiznit, Doggy style.

01:03:10There it is.

01:03:11With the Hardy Boy's mama.

01:03:12Uh-oh.

01:03:13And the Outlaws go to work on the Hardys.

01:03:16This is gonna be a good one, tag team titles on the line.

01:03:19Road Dogg working on Matt Hardy and it's Mr. Ass on Jeff Hardy tossing him out of the ring.

01:03:24Outlaws five time World Wrestling Federation tag team champions.

01:03:28Hardy Boy's former tag champs as well.

01:03:31You know, Terry must have worked some magic to get this tag team opportunity for

01:03:35her boys, Matt and Jeff.

01:03:37What are you saying?

01:03:38Tremendous balance by Matt.

01:03:39Jeff Hardy from behind, Matt with a tremendous.

01:03:43Man, look at Road Dogg outside the ring with Jeff, up over the top, Matt caught him.

01:03:48Wow.

01:03:49These Hardys can fly, tremendous athletic ability.

01:03:52They're impressive without a doubt, they're impressive.

01:03:57Looks like Mr. Ass might have got his nose hurt there.

01:04:03You hear that?

01:04:04Yeah, I heard it.

01:04:05The Outlaws going over strategy outside the ring.

01:04:08I'll tell you, ever since Terry took over this team of Matt and Jeff Hardy,

01:04:11they've been climbing the ladder to the top.

01:04:13Got this tag team title match signed for Matt and Jeff.

01:04:16She likes it on top.

01:04:17We gotta take another look at this.

01:04:18Road Dogg working on Jeff and look at Matt, up over the top.

01:04:21Wow.

01:04:24The only thing I don't like about the Hardys, they take too many chances.

01:04:28One of these days, it'll come back to haunt them, wait and see.

01:04:30Yeah, D-Generation X takes too many chances, a lot of chances tonight.

01:04:33All the attacks on Mr. McMahon's associates, his soon-to-be son-in-law test.

01:04:38Vince McMahon has cops positioned outside his office to protect his family.

01:04:42And Road Dogg now with the left hands.

01:04:44With this out, Paul going to work on Jeff Hardy.

01:04:47What a little shake, rattle, and roll for the champ.

01:04:50Vince said on Raw that he thinks that Mr. Ass was driving the car,

01:04:54that ran down Steve Austin.

01:04:56He was the only DX member unaccounted for at the time of the accident.

01:04:59His plane was delayed.

01:05:00Or the attack, no accident, attack.

01:05:02We checked the records, he was on a flight that got delayed.

01:05:05You're not careful, I may stooge him off about you too, Michael.

01:05:08What did I do?

01:05:11Wouldn't you like to know?

01:05:12Party flies through the air, double knockdown on both Mr. Ass and Road Dogg.

01:05:16I know what you did last Sunday.

01:05:17Man!

01:05:18Yeah, I was doing interviews backstage at Survivor Series.

01:05:21Just like Jim Ross was sitting out here with you doing play by play.

01:05:24I didn't say- He couldn't have been involved.

01:05:25I didn't say- Couldn't have been involved?

01:05:28Not at all, he was out here with you.

01:05:29He's unstable, Michael.

01:05:31Please, unstable.

01:05:32You don't remember that time he came out here and set up a table right in front of you and I?

01:05:35And here's Matt Hardy now, tag off Jeff Hardy.

01:05:37And Matt going to work with the right hand.

01:05:38Tag team titles on the line and Matt Hardy is cooking on all cylinders.

01:05:42Road Dogg whipped into the ropes and what an elbow by Matt Hardy.

01:05:46Matt Hardy taking advantage of Mr. Ass here.

01:05:48Big back body drop, Mr. Ass flying through the air.

01:05:51How do you cook on cylinders?

01:05:54Cylinders have something to do with- It's an expression.

01:05:57And Jeff Hardy- He's making an expression.

01:05:58Man!

01:05:59Boot to the face of the Road Dogg.

01:06:01One, two, three.

01:06:02And here's another one.

01:06:03Referee away, and Jeff Hardy inadvertently knocked down referee Timmy White.

01:06:07Too many chances, too many chances.

01:06:09And Matt Hardy and Mr. Ass outside the ring.

01:06:11Right hand hammering away, and there's another one.

01:06:16What's he doing?

01:06:18And look out now, incoming, Jeff Hardy off the barricade, flattened Mr. Ass.

01:06:26I think, you know what, I think the Hardys may win the tag team titles here.

01:06:30I can't believe it.

01:06:31I think the Outlaws are in deep trouble.

01:06:33Referee's been knocked down, however.

01:06:35Road Dogg, flipped down by Jeff, to the top.

01:06:40He caught the dog, and the Hardy boys in the midst of pulling a huge upset.

01:06:44I'm just thinking about the celebration that Terry's gonna have if they do pull off the upset.

01:06:49Look at this, double team, King.

01:06:50Not all that'll be pulled off.

01:06:51Suplex.

01:06:51Stanton Bomb, caught him in the sternum.

01:06:54It's over.

01:06:55This one's over.

01:06:56The Hardys can make the cover here.

01:07:00And they're gonna fly again.

01:07:01Oh, we've seen this before.

01:07:02They got it, one.

01:07:04We've seen this before by Matt and Jeff.

01:07:06Get your cameras ready.

01:07:08Oh my.

01:07:10Double team on the Road Dogg.

01:07:12There's no Terry, get around there, get the ref.

01:07:14Uh-oh, here we go.

01:07:15Matt rolls into the cover.

01:07:16Referee back into the ring, Timmy White.

01:07:19Wait a minute, hooks the world.

01:07:21Hey, it's X-Pac, it's X-Pac.

01:07:24X-Pac into the ring.

01:07:25Kick to the face of Matt.

01:07:28What a shot.

01:07:29Typical DX style, X-Pac coming from out of nowhere.

01:07:33Referee coming to.

01:07:37Both men out in the middle of the ring.

01:07:39Matt Hardy's covered Road Dogg.

01:07:41Matt Hardy has the Road Dogg covered.

01:07:43There's one, there's two.

01:07:45What a slow count, come on.

01:07:47And Mr. Ash just pulled the ref out of the ring.

01:07:50And look at X-Pac, taking advantage, X-Factor, X-Factor.

01:07:56And Road Dogg rolls into the cover after the X-Factor.

01:07:59What teamwork.

01:07:59The Outlaws are gonna steal this one.

01:08:01The Outlaws steal it from the Hardys, the Hardy Boys have the Tag Team Titles won.

01:08:09Here are your winners, and still- Come over here, they can tell you.

01:08:14Tag Team Champions, the New Age of Law.

01:08:19Okay, well tonight, last week on SmackDown, Arnold Schwarzenegger,

01:08:23star of the upcoming movie End of Days, had a grand old time here on UPN.

01:08:28Thanks to me.

01:08:30So if you would, give a rousing WWF welcome to the greatest single box office attraction

01:08:38in the world today, ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

01:08:48They are on their feet in Baltimore.

01:08:51Arnold Schwarzenegger has invaded SmackDown.

01:08:54Arnold, I have to ask you about SmackDown.

01:08:58Did you have a good time?

01:08:59Well, I think that it was a great idea for me to come and visit SmackDown.

01:09:05And it was fun from the time I got there.

01:09:08And we did the interview and then hanging out backstage and talking to all the guys.

01:09:15And then going out and receiving the belt, the world box office champion belt of the world.

01:09:23That was terrific.

01:09:24Then to see the great enthusiasm of all the people and the screaming and the hollering.

01:09:29And it was also very nice that they showed the End of Days trailer to the audience,

01:09:34you know, and all that.

01:09:36And then also to get involved in a little bit of a problem on the end there,

01:09:40which was quite unexpected, but we took care of that.

01:09:44I mean, all of that was a lot of fun.

01:09:45Wait, where's Arnold? Arnold, where are you going?

01:09:46Arnold, what are you doing? Wait, there's a chance!

01:09:50Arnold Schwarzenegger, he just handed off to the child!

01:09:53Arnold Schwarzenegger, Triple H!

01:09:55What are you going to do? Wait a minute!

01:09:56Triple H, throw Schwarzenegger!

01:09:58Schwarzenegger leaving Triple H!

01:10:00Schwarzenegger hammering away on Triple H!

01:10:03Arnold Schwarzenegger just took out Triple H!

01:10:07Schwarzenegger and Austin!

01:10:09What a night on SmackDown!

01:10:12So did you see that Arnold made an appearance on SmackDown?

01:10:16Well, no, I don't know what, I didn't see it, but I did hear a lot of talk about it and I heard

01:10:21that Arnold was attempting to kick ass there and trying to prove that, like, he was a big, tough guy.

01:10:27Well, thank you for sitting down with us, Arnold. Good luck with everything.

01:10:29Sit down, SmackDown, I mean, we have it all.

01:10:33Just think, maybe now, you know, with the Hollywood thing, we'll get you Rocky VI, Rocky VII.

01:10:37You're a real comedian, son.

01:10:39Hey, Dad, you smell something burning?

01:10:45What do you mean?

01:10:46I smell something burning.

01:10:50Is this television?

01:10:52I smell it, too.

01:10:54I smell it, too.

01:10:55I smell it.

01:11:01We're back on SmackDown.

01:11:03What is this?

01:11:03Well, Vince McMahon's office, smoke is billying out of the office.

01:11:07That's Shane.

01:11:08Get down, get down, get down.

01:11:10And there's Tess.

01:11:14My God.

01:11:14Vince struggling his way out.

01:11:18What just happened?

01:11:22Stephanie!

01:11:23It's a fire in Vince's office.

01:11:25Fire in Vince's office.

01:11:26The police officers just said, call the fire department.

01:11:29I didn't see Stephanie come out.

01:11:31Vince, Shane, and Tess made it out, but where the hell is Stephanie?

01:11:36The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:11:39Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Prince Albert.

01:11:42From Cobb County, Georgia, weighing in at 305 pounds, The Big Boss Man.

01:11:51You know, King, a very chaotic situation backstage.

01:11:53Obviously, Vince McMahon's office is on fire.

01:11:57Wow.

01:11:59And I'm sure we're gonna keep cameras back there and keep that situation monitored,

01:12:02but we saw everybody get out, except I didn't, did you see Stephanie get out of there?

01:12:06I didn't see Stephanie at all.

01:12:09Well, anyway, they have a fire in Vince's office.

01:12:13Well, The Big Boss Man sets and takes on The Rock here one-on-one.

01:12:16You see the bandages on his forehead after that brutal attack by The Rock on Raw.

01:12:24If you smell when The Rock is cooking.

01:12:31It's recorded, brought by Andy, Florida, weighing in at 275 pounds, The World.

01:12:42Well, The Big Boss Man's the number one contender for the WWF Championship.

01:12:46He defeated The Rock on Raw Monday night, thanks to Prince Albert in that hardcore rules match.

01:12:51But after that match, King, we saw a side of The Rock I hope he never experienced again.

01:12:57Well, I don't know why you'd say that.

01:12:59Just because he went completely wild.

01:13:02I mean, he was wild-eyed.

01:13:03He was pounding Prince Albert and Big Boss Man into the ground.

01:13:09Busted both their heads wide open.

01:13:11Blood was everywhere.

01:13:12Why would you never want to see that again, Michael?

01:13:13We have to believe The Rock was completely frustrated over what's happened to him over

01:13:17this past week.

01:13:19Survivor Series, the Triple Threat Match.

01:13:21He believes he should have been WWF Champion in Survivor Series.

01:13:25And Prince Albert getting involved in the match, that hardcore match on Raw.

01:13:28Rock believes he should be the number one contender for the championship now.

01:13:32It's been a rough week for the Brahma Bull.

01:13:35Well, unfortunately for the Brahma Bull, this match is not for the number one contendership.

01:13:41I mean, Boss Man has got that right down inside that bulletproof vest of his now.

01:13:45And Rock wasting a little time going to work on the Big Boss Man.

01:13:48Right hands to the 300-pounder.

01:13:52The Brahma Bull who completely lost it after Raw went off a deep end as Boss Man slides out

01:13:57to catch himself a breather.

01:13:58And listen to these people, they love The Rock.

01:14:00They wanna see him lay the smack down.

01:14:03Rock's going out after Boss Man.

01:14:05Prince Albert out there as well.

01:14:07The Boss Man's accomplice in crime.

01:14:10And I tell The Rock, you better be careful because if you look over here,

01:14:12you'll see Prince Albert is holding that nightstick that belongs to the Boss Man.

01:14:17Forehead into the steel steps.

01:14:19Boss Man was cut wide open on Raw Monday night by The Rock.

01:14:24Look out.

01:14:24Boss Man tossed back into the ring.

01:14:26Brahma Bull all about business here tonight.

01:14:30I've just heard that actually we still don't have confirmation that Stephanie made it out of

01:14:34that room that was filled with smoke and obviously a fire.

01:14:37Nobody's seen her.

01:14:39Vince McMahon's office.

01:14:40Obviously a fire in there.

01:14:41We saw smoke billowing out.

01:14:43Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon test climbing out, crawling out, gasping for breath.

01:14:50I thought maybe it was just an electrical short or something like that, but

01:14:53obviously too much smoke for that.

01:14:55Definitely a fire.

01:14:56Look out.

01:14:57Boss Man face first at the hands of The Rock.

01:14:59Quickly back up, misses right hand.

01:15:01Look out, Rock with a suplex.

01:15:04Here's the cover, hooks the leg, two on The Boss Man, and he gets the shoulder up

01:15:07before the three count.

01:15:10What a night.

01:15:10The Rock certainly wants to prove a point here, but I mean, I just don't see how The

01:15:15Rock is gonna be able to be successful.

01:15:17Well, Boss Man's toughened up by himself, but look, you got Prince Albert right here at

01:15:20ringside, going for a power over, whoa.

01:15:22Look out, The Rock, back body drop.

01:15:24Well, we saw the example of that on Raw Monday Night King.

01:15:27Rock and Boss Man one-on-one, but Prince Albert got involved helping The Boss Man

01:15:30pick up the victory.

01:15:31That's right, Prince Albert, look at him, he's gotta be at least 6'7", 6'8", 300.

01:15:35What, 350 pounds?

01:15:37Rock got the shoulder up before the count of three as Prince Albert looks on,

01:15:40Rock touchdown of the ring, right out here in front of us.

01:15:43And look at Prince Albert taking advantage as The Boss Man just racks the ref.

01:15:47Another right hand by Prince Albert to The Rock.

01:15:51You hear the impact on that, Michael?

01:15:52I heard the impact, the thud against the skull of the Brahma Ball.

01:15:55Again, I wish we'd get some sort of word of what's going on in Vince's office.

01:16:02Rock slammed by Boss Man, get a wild night on SmackDown.

01:16:08Boss Man climbing second rope, Rock to his feet, Boss Man kick to the midsection.

01:16:13Rock planted a DDT, rolls into the cover, hooks the leg, two, kick out.

01:16:17Wow.

01:16:19Wow.

01:16:21You know, I mean, I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but the old saying,

01:16:24where there's smoke, there's fire.

01:16:25We got a fire in Vince's dressing room.

01:16:27How do you think that got started, Michael?

01:16:29Huh?

01:16:30I'm not gonna start going pointing fingers at anybody out here tonight.

01:16:34But I'll tell you what, look out, Boss Man countered the rock bottom with the elbow to the face.

01:16:39I mean, we've been saying, you know, what's been going on for the last hour and a half here.

01:16:43Wait, nightstick, Boss Man missed, Rock cuts it with a rock bottom.

01:16:48Rock bottom hooks the leg.

01:16:50He got him, he got him, he got him, he got him.

01:16:51Rock picks up the win, and now Prince Albert into the ring.

01:16:55And Prince Albert with kicks to the midsection, not letting Rock enjoy this victory.

01:17:01And here's the double team by Boss Man and Prince Albert.

01:17:05I'm gonna tell you, you had to know this was gonna happen.

01:17:07Boss Man is the number one contender.

01:17:10And that, hey, hey, wait a minute.

01:17:12It's the Big Show, the WWF Champion.

01:17:17Earlier at the night, it was Boss Man with a nightstick and a big attack on the show.

01:17:22Touchdown to Prince Albert.

01:17:26There's a super heavyweight.

01:17:28And here comes Crash and Hardcore Holly.

01:17:30What in the world are they doing?

01:17:31I don't know.

01:17:33And The Rock, Super Heavy Rock, and I don't know.

01:17:36And Hardcore takes the right hand, and Hardcore going to the right hand.

01:17:40Man.

01:17:43Wow.

01:17:46The Rock picks up the win, and he wins the battle of the war as well.

01:17:52The Rock.

01:17:54Here is the winner, The Rock.

01:17:58Well, I'll tell you, Big Boss Man got his at the hands of The Rock.

01:18:02But The Boss Man is still the number one contender.

01:18:05And he got his in the hands of The Big Show.

01:18:07No, Big Show didn't get his hands on The Rock, man.

01:18:09The Rock picks up the win.

01:18:12Listen to the crowd on SmackDown.

01:18:14And King, I have no idea why he's coming out here.

01:18:25But I can tell you this.

01:18:26We learned during the commercial break that Stephanie McMahon is okay.

01:18:30She made it out of Vince McMahon's office from another exit.

01:18:34Of course, that smoke filling it out of the office.

01:18:36Apparently, a fire was started inside.

01:18:39And the question now, King, is was this man, Triple H, was D-Generation X responsible?

01:18:45I mean, hasn't Triple H and DX caused enough problems already here tonight?

01:18:51The attack of Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe, Mr. McMahon's loyal associates.

01:18:57The soon-to-be son-in-law, Mr. McMahon, has the attack in the parking lot that's

01:19:01tossed into the back of a car that's breaking his nose again.

01:19:05Triple H has made it extremely personal.

01:19:08Wait a minute.

01:19:10I know, DX.

01:19:11I know that SOV, Triple H, has something to do with this.

01:19:15But right now, I want you guys to security, stay with Shane, test this guy.

01:19:20Take him downstairs to the parking lot.

01:19:23Put him safely in the room.

01:19:26I got a little business to take care of.

01:19:27What are you doing?

01:19:28I'm going to finish this.

01:19:31Go do your thing.

01:19:32I'm going to do mine.

01:19:33If you're staying here, security is staying with you.

01:19:35Yeah, it will be fine.

01:19:36Take the security.

01:19:37Watch Steph, keep an eye on Steph.

01:19:40Stay with him.

01:19:40Okay, all right.

01:19:42Be careful, Dad.

01:19:44Come on.

01:19:45You know, you heard Vince McMahon.

01:19:47Vince McMahon believes Degeneration X was directly responsible for that fire in his office.

01:19:52That's what he just said.

01:19:53And I'm going to tell you something.

01:19:55Every time Triple H sees Vince, he's going to do something bad to him.

01:19:59I can assure you that.

01:19:59And then probably, if Triple H ever sees Arnold Schwarzenegger again, he'll kick Arnold's ass.

01:20:03Well, this whole thing started out as business.

01:20:07It was plain and simple business.

01:20:09That's it.

01:20:11I busted my ass to get what I wanted.

01:20:15I became the World Wrestling Federation Champion through guns, determination,

01:20:24hard work, blood, sweat, and tears, all mine.

01:20:30That's a fact.

01:20:31To become, I was the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

01:20:42He was.

01:20:44Key word was.

01:20:49But that burned a hole in Vince McMahon.

01:20:52It ate him alive.

01:20:54Because after all, you know, I wasn't one of Vince's boys.

01:20:58I did it on my own, without his help.

01:21:04And that burned his ass bad.

01:21:09So it came down to Survivor Series, where Vince McMahon screwed me.

01:21:19That's a fact again.

01:21:22Vince McMahon stole from me.

01:21:26Vince McMahon committed a crime against me personally.

01:21:40Which left me with no choice but to have DX get personal with Vince McMahon.

01:21:54So then what you have is what happened tonight.

01:22:02We got personal with Vince McMahon's whole damn family.

01:22:11Which leaves only one thing left to do.

01:22:15Uh-oh.

01:22:21And that is for Vince McMahon to take the walk down to the ring.

01:22:32To get face to face with me.

01:22:35To stand man to man, eye to eye with me.

01:22:41And let me get personal with you.

01:22:45So Vince, get your ass out here now.

01:22:50Boy, here we go.

01:22:52The Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation has been called out.

01:22:54And Vince, this is between you and me, you see.

01:22:58This is personal.

01:23:02So leave the police in the back and handle it like a man personally.

01:23:10Triple H has called out Vince McMahon.

01:23:12Without the police, I don't think that's gonna happen.

01:23:15To settle this thing once and for all.

01:23:17Uh-oh, wait a minute.

01:23:18He's gonna get his wish here.

01:23:19I suggest to bring the cops, all of them.

01:23:23Uh-oh, no cops.

01:23:28Here comes Vince alone.

01:23:32Vince apparently thinks he can handle this himself, Kang.

01:23:36And think about what Vince McMahon has been through this evening.

01:23:39The attack on his associates, the situation for the soon to be son-in-law.

01:23:43His son and his daughter trapped in that fire in his office.

01:23:49I mean, it's been an emotional evening for this man.

01:23:50And now he's gotta- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:52Don't go too far.

01:23:53You don't know that DX said any fire.

01:23:54No, I didn't say that.

01:23:55But I said it's been an emotional evening for this man.

01:23:58Right, right.

01:23:58Everything that he's been through.

01:23:59And now he's gotta come out and face Triple H face to face.

01:24:02Make it worse than it is.

01:24:03Don't make it worse than it is.

01:24:05It's bad, all right?

01:24:06You can feel the tension in this ring.

01:24:16Uh-oh.

01:24:18Wait a minute, what?

01:24:19Wait a minute.

01:24:20Hold on tough guy, hold on.

01:24:21I knew you were gonna come in here all full of piss and vinegar.

01:24:24But if you touch me, I will sue your ass.

01:24:27Whoa, what?

01:24:29He'll sue Vince McMahon.

01:24:34I will sue you for every red cent you've got in those bulging pockets of yours, pal.

01:24:40Hey, he's a billionaire.

01:24:43Because I know what would happen.

01:24:45I would beat your weathered, old, bad hair-having ass half to death in this ring.

01:24:56And tomorrow, I would be fired.

01:25:00Right.

01:25:01Right?

01:25:02That is right.

01:25:02Yeah, you'd fire my ass, sure as a day is long.

01:25:06What is Vince doing?

01:25:07He's rolling his sleeves up.

01:25:07That's not gonna happen, Vince.

01:25:10What I propose is, we do it another way.

01:25:15You go back home, you go to the office, you get your high dollar lawyers, you have that work so

01:25:23diligently for you at the office, screwing everybody under the sun.

01:25:27You get those lawyers to draw up some papers that state, at a specified date, you and I will meet

01:25:40face-to-face in this very ring.

01:25:42What?

01:25:44We will get personal as personal, and I do mean personal as we possibly can get.

01:25:57So Vince, you drop those papers, and you get them to me.

01:26:02Now, what that contract should also state is Vince, that no matter how bad I beat your ass,

01:26:16no matter how bad I stop you, you can do nothing to me afterwards.

01:26:26I cannot be fired, I cannot be monetarily attacked, no one from your family can do anything about it.

01:26:37No one from your legal department can do anything about it.

01:26:40There is not a damn thing that can happen to me after I do the inevitable,

01:26:48which is beat you that close to the edge of your life.

01:26:53And Vince, it seems to me that the perfect date for such an event would be December.

01:27:07You've got a pay-per-view coming up, what's the name?

01:27:11Armageddon?

01:27:12Uh-oh.

01:27:13I think that's the name Armageddon, that's very fitting, Armageddon.

01:27:17That's your next big overhyped event, right?

01:27:21Well, Armageddon will be me and you.

01:27:26One more time, it will be done.

01:27:32What do you say, old man?

01:27:36Do you have a deal?

01:27:42What?

01:27:43What the hell was that?

01:27:44Do you hear a scream?

01:27:47Oh, my God, is that your family?

01:27:49Oh, what the hell?

01:27:52Oh, my God.

01:27:53Vince, that's your family.

01:27:56Oh, my God.

01:27:56They've fallen down the stairs and they can't get up.

01:28:01Oh, my God.

01:28:02What the hell has happened here?

01:28:04Vince, be careful, Vince.

01:28:07Watch your step.

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