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  • 6/2/2025
A woman's peaceful mountain getaway takes a bizarre turn when her boyfriend disappears, and a random naked man shows up claiming to be him.
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00:01:00Whoopsie.
00:01:30Hey, man. Sorry, there's a construction crew. What's up?
00:01:39What? You said you were going to be able to cover my shifts this weekend.
00:01:44What? Yeah, I mean, ask Brian. I can't do it. I'm not going to be here.
00:01:47Me and Emma are leaving a Santa Clarita in like five minutes.
00:02:02Just get Brian to do it.
00:02:04Okay, well, let me know what he says.
00:02:06All right, I got to go. Bye.
00:02:09Babe?
00:02:10Yeah, I'll be there in a second.
00:02:11Yeah, the guys are almost here.
00:02:41When's the last time we were all together?
00:02:48Um, Big Bear.
00:02:50Oh, yeah, right. When you kept me awake, drunk all night in the hot tub.
00:02:53Okay, well, that's your fault for getting a room that was next to the hot tub.
00:02:57You were singing alone in a hot tub at 3 a.m. when everyone was trying to sleep right outside my room.
00:03:01Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to take advantage of a hot tub.
00:03:04Oh, my God. Is your work literally calling you again?
00:03:07Yeah, sorry. Mark says he can't cover my shift now, even though he said he would.
00:03:13God, this bar is such a goddamn mess.
00:03:15Just text Jeff. He's the manager. It's his job to, like, figure it out, not yours.
00:03:19I know. It's just, that's the way that bar is. It's a mess.
00:03:23You know, it's like last-minute shift coverages.
00:03:26That thing's going to be under in, like, a month.
00:03:29I think everything's going to be fine.
00:03:30Dude, where are we going?
00:03:32Your uncle's place is seriously in the middle of nowhere.
00:03:34Hey, you will love it.
00:03:37All right, he's in, he's on vacation in Reno or something,
00:03:41and he said that we could stay there for the weekend.
00:03:48Oh, you can press the little button.
00:03:52Hey, why'd you bring, like, a big roller bag for a weekend trip, you weirdo?
00:03:56Uh, I'm OCD, and I just threw a bunch of shit in a bag.
00:04:01Don't judge me.
00:04:02I'm glad you're prepared, because I am a severely underpass.
00:04:06I've got you.
00:04:08Wow.
00:04:09Where's the hot tub? I want to be away from that room.
00:04:12Hot tub?
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:13My uncle doesn't have a hot tub.
00:04:14Get wide. Get ready.
00:04:34Yeah, I mean, I basically started it, so it's, like, obviously going to break on the next one.
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:45I don't even know why we're doing this.
00:04:46You know, the fireplace is like a, it's like a candle or something.
00:04:51Really?
00:04:51Doesn't need logs?
00:04:53No.
00:04:54Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?
00:04:56You seemed really committed.
00:04:59All right, well, tell Emma that I cut it.
00:05:03I'm not going to tell her.
00:05:05Victory piece.
00:05:06Hey.
00:05:34Hi.
00:05:35What?
00:05:36It was, um, how was the wood chopping?
00:05:40It was good.
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:42You know, it's actually not that hard.
00:05:43You just got to center your stance and then just really drive through the, with your hips.
00:05:50Mm.
00:05:50Drive through.
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:52You didn't chop a piece of wood.
00:05:53No, I didn't chop any wood.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Busted.
00:05:57That's okay.
00:05:58That's okay.
00:05:59Next time.
00:06:00Oh, God.
00:06:24Cheers.
00:06:24He's had a few.
00:06:25Okay, Chris, your turn.
00:06:27Um, two truths and a lie.
00:06:29Uh, right.
00:06:30Um, okay.
00:06:32Um.
00:06:32I can actually play the game this time.
00:06:34I have chairophobia.
00:06:36It's not a thing.
00:06:37Um, I believe the greatest actress in the world is Calista Flockhart.
00:06:42No, that one's a lie.
00:06:43And I can break glass with my voice.
00:06:46See?
00:06:47He doesn't get it.
00:06:47Those all sound like lies.
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50The, the last one's like a movie thing.
00:06:51That's, that's not even real.
00:06:53Oh, it's a thing.
00:06:54Definitely a thing.
00:06:54It's like in cartoons only.
00:06:55Then do it.
00:06:56Yeah, do it.
00:06:57Just break the glasses in our hands.
00:06:58I'm going to ask him to do it.
00:06:59You guys should cover your ears because.
00:07:01No, you're just drunk.
00:07:02That's impossible.
00:07:04Oh, God.
00:07:05Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, I never play this game right.
00:07:08No, we know that.
00:07:09You tell him three lies.
00:07:12Oh, cool.
00:07:14It's good that you remembered the booze, but you forgot to get our s'mores stuff, bud.
00:07:18Bud, you've been calling me bud, like, this whole trip.
00:07:21You realize, like, call me bud or guy or boss, is that it's actually kind of condescending.
00:07:27Okay, you're deflecting and I'd like s'mores and you're my bud.
00:07:30It's not that big of a deal.
00:07:32We asked you last minute.
00:07:33I got gas for the car.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:35I asked you to get s'mores stuff and you got beer.
00:07:38I can't roast a beer.
00:07:39Well, I did.
00:07:39Just because you're sober does not mean I have to be.
00:07:42All right.
00:07:42So, so please stop quietly judging me.
00:07:45Oh, he's judge.
00:07:47Yeah, I am.
00:07:47Judge.
00:07:47Nobody's judging.
00:07:49He's judge.
00:07:49Guys, nobody's judging anyone.
00:07:52We love that you're sober and you don't have to be.
00:07:55100%.
00:07:56Good.
00:07:57That's only my preference.
00:07:58Because I'm not going to be.
00:07:58Who else would I drink with?
00:08:00Right?
00:08:05What the hell?
00:08:06What?
00:08:07What, do you see that?
00:08:11What is that?
00:08:17Hello?
00:08:18Oh, it stopped.
00:08:20I bet it's one of those, um, the air, air, hell, air, air, turbine.
00:08:27Wind turbines.
00:08:27You're talking about wind turbines.
00:08:29Yeah, the air turbine.
00:08:31The air wind.
00:08:32I said it.
00:08:32Wind turbine.
00:08:33Wind propellers.
00:08:33I gave you the words.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35Wikipedia.
00:08:36God.
00:08:36You are such an idiot.
00:08:46Um, green lights, weird noises.
00:08:51That is my cue.
00:08:52I'm going inside.
00:08:53What?
00:08:53My cue.
00:08:54I'm going inside.
00:08:54No, what?
00:08:55Seriously?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:55I'm kind of cool.
00:08:56What?
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:57Come on.
00:08:58Yeah.
00:08:58Guys, seriously, it's probably just a hiker or something.
00:09:01Put the fire out.
00:09:02I guess it's just you and me, then.
00:09:07Can you relight these things?
00:09:08I don't know.
00:09:10Oh.
00:09:10You want to put the top on?
00:09:12Maybe make you feel a little vanlier?
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15You know what?
00:09:16That's a good call.
00:09:20Just let me know if you need me to do it.
00:09:22I got it.
00:09:42I'm, um...
00:09:44Very cute and very drunk.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:49I love you.
00:09:52I love you, too.
00:09:56What?
00:09:58Ah, nothing.
00:10:01What?
00:10:02Well, I was...
00:10:03I was thinking maybe...
00:10:07Maybe we could try, you know?
00:10:11Tonight.
00:10:17Um...
00:10:18I, um...
00:10:21I thought you weren't ready.
00:10:25I...
00:10:25I don't...
00:10:27I don't know.
00:10:28I...
00:10:29I think I am.
00:10:31Yeah, I think you are.
00:10:34What?
00:10:35Why?
00:10:36Why tonight?
00:10:37What's different?
00:10:38I don't know.
00:10:39I...
00:10:40I know...
00:10:41I know we talked before, you know, and it was always, like, my job, and...
00:10:50You know, it's kind of just hard to...
00:10:52Yeah, money stuff, and how it's hard, and it's expensive.
00:10:55Yeah, and I can barely look after us, but I...
00:10:59I...
00:11:00Look, I've been thinking about it, and people do a lot more with a lot less.
00:11:06So, you know, why don't we give it a shot?
00:11:08Um, I just don't...
00:11:12I think you're just drunk, and you're gonna wake up and forget that you talked to me about this.
00:11:20Every other time we've talked about it, you said you weren't ready.
00:11:24You...
00:11:24I'm pretty sure you said five years.
00:11:26Time.
00:11:27All right.
00:11:28How much did you get?
00:11:28I have Tad, Rad, and Bad.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:33I got those, too.
00:11:34Those are my first words, so you have zero.
00:11:36That's zero words.
00:11:37That's like a record.
00:11:40Look at me.
00:11:42This game is death.
00:11:44We're not ready.
00:11:45We're not...
00:11:46We're not even engaged.
00:11:48We're not...
00:11:48This doesn't need to be...
00:11:50Ready financially.
00:11:51It's not...
00:11:51I know, I know, I don't...
00:11:52You know, just forget...
00:11:53You know what?
00:11:54I'm stupid.
00:11:55I'm...
00:11:55I'm an idiot.
00:11:56I mean, there's tons of E's on here.
00:11:57You could have just done read, bead.
00:11:59Tads, rads, bads.
00:12:01Yeah, that would have worked, but the time has passed.
00:12:03All right, I'm gonna do my score.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:06I don't think you have any scoreable words.
00:12:08No, I don't think I do have any scoreable words.
00:12:10I mean, we could do something else.
00:12:11We could play Catan.
00:12:13How about TV?
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:17There's this great new show called The Bingo Boys.
00:12:21What's it about?
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:23I didn't...
00:12:24I didn't mean to make you upset.
00:12:26This is totally my fault.
00:12:27I just...
00:12:29I had too much to drink, and I got a little carried away.
00:12:35Let's just lie here.
00:12:37Okay?
00:12:38So, I guess I'm just playing for my personal best at this point.
00:12:41Yeah.
00:12:42Yeah, your personal best.
00:12:43I need water.
00:12:47Agua.
00:12:49Do you, uh...
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:50Do you want some water?
00:12:51Yeah, I do.
00:12:52Okay.
00:12:53I'll get you some.
00:12:54I'll be back in a second.
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:56Oh, man.
00:12:58I don't know.
00:13:28Fuck this.
00:13:52Hey!
00:13:54Whoever's out there!
00:13:55This is private property!
00:14:02Okay, you want me to call the cops?
00:14:04I'm gonna call the cops on your asses.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:22I'm too drunk for this.
00:14:27Hey, losers.
00:14:28Hey.
00:14:29Um, did you see Chris?
00:14:31I thought he was with you.
00:14:32No.
00:14:33And I looked everywhere.
00:14:34I feel like he went outside.
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:39Well, give him a kiss.
00:14:41Yeah, bye-bye.
00:14:43I'll kiss you if we can play a different game.
00:14:45I'll kiss you if we can play a different game.
00:14:46Great.
00:14:47So this is how I die.
00:14:48Huh.
00:14:49Huh.
00:14:50Great.
00:14:51So this is how I die.
00:14:52Huh.
00:14:53Huh.
00:14:54Huh.
00:14:55Great.
00:14:56So this is how I die.
00:14:57Huh.
00:14:58Huh.
00:14:59Huh.
00:15:00Great.
00:15:01So this is how I die.
00:15:02Huh.
00:15:03Huh.
00:15:04Huh.
00:15:05Huh.
00:15:06Huh.
00:15:07Great.
00:15:08So this is how I die.
00:15:09Huh.
00:15:10Huh.
00:15:11Huh.
00:15:12Chris!
00:15:13So, you just walk further into the hills.
00:15:16Okay.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:18Chris!
00:15:26So, you just walk further into the hills.
00:15:28Okay.
00:15:48Chris?
00:15:52Chris?
00:15:56Chris?
00:16:00Chris?
00:16:02Oh my god.
00:16:04Chris!
00:16:10Chris!
00:16:12Chris?
00:16:22Emma?
00:16:24Emma?
00:16:26Emma?
00:16:28Sorry.
00:16:30So, have you seen any, I don't know, hikers or anyone else coming on the property since you've been here? Anything unusual?
00:16:36Yes. Yeah, it was very unusual. There was someone on the property.
00:16:40Okay, well...
00:16:42Someone with a green light.
00:16:44Yeah, I got that.
00:16:46Um, did anyone else see anything?
00:16:48Because all I have right now is abducted by green light.
00:16:54Yeah, thank you, deputy.
00:16:56Uh, it's, uh, officer, actually.
00:16:58Sorry, officer.
00:17:00It's okay, officer, deputy. It's actually two different jurisdictions.
00:17:03Actually, that's kind of part of the problem.
00:17:05A pro- what does that mean?
00:17:07Well, we're most likely gonna have to request assistance from a neighboring department.
00:17:11Maybe even state police.
00:17:12Will that take a long time?
00:17:13Well, we need to make the request first, and then hopefully they prioritize it.
00:17:17And then, um, you know, not too long after that.
00:17:19Take care, you guys.
00:17:21And, uh, we're gonna figure this out.
00:17:27Do not feel confident in that.
00:17:29We should all just... get some sleep.
00:17:41I'm dead.
00:17:43I can hang out if you wanna go to bed.
00:17:45I don't think I'll be able to sleep.
00:17:47I'm dead.
00:17:48BEEPING
00:17:51BEEPING
00:17:54BEEPING
00:17:56BEEPING
00:18:09BEEPING
00:18:10Hey, you've reached Chris. I am not available again.
00:18:21What time is it?
00:18:22I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Ciao, ciao.
00:18:33Bars? Let's go. Randy, stay here.
00:18:37What? Where are we going?
00:18:41Okay, so you're here. I appreciate you coming here and following up on the case.
00:18:49It hasn't been much progress. It's only been about eight hours, I think.
00:18:54But we're still waiting to hear about additional support.
00:18:59Did anyone see anything? Did anyone else call it in? A neighbor?
00:19:04No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. But we'll let you know when they do. We'll promise we'll let you know.
00:19:19Okay, so is that it? What are you doing to find him?
00:19:25We're working on it.
00:19:27Now, the report was a little thin. You don't mind me saying. The story that was told to Officer Conrad didn't make a hell of a lot of sense.
00:19:38It's not a story. It's what happened.
00:19:40I'm pretty sure you said big green light and he got taken. Is that?
00:19:47Yes.
00:19:48Okay. All right.
00:19:49I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I don't have a more normal story for you because what happened to me wasn't normal. It wasn't normal. I don't, I don't know what else to, it sounds crazy. I just don't know. I don't know what else to do. You guys are the ones who are supposed to help with this.
00:20:03I understand, ma'am. It seems like, it seems like you don't because that's. I do. I understand.
00:20:09Every minute that passes, he could be dead. Now, ma'am, no disrespect, but what, you could be a little confused with what you saw. A little bit.
00:20:20I'm confused. Yeah.
00:20:24I just, okay. I just, am I, am I at a police station or am I at fucking Disneyland? What is, what is this? What's, what's happening? Aren't you supposed to do your job? You're supposed to ask questions. You're supposed to like look into things. I watch TV.
00:20:45Wow. So, so I came, so I came here for answers and you guys don't have any answers and technically you don't know anything and you haven't done anything and you don't have any plans to do anything.
00:20:55So basically I should do everything and I should find him myself because I'm a fucking policeman now, I guess. I'm just going to fucking do it myself.
00:21:03Sorry. She's under a lot of stress, so. You guys are doing great.
00:21:15So, what do you think?
00:21:18I don't know. It is odd. Two missing persons in the last year, both male, early thirties. And the, the profiles match up.
00:21:29Who kidnaps a guy?
00:21:32Who kidnaps anyone? Idiots. Weirdos. Lunatics. Criminals. But not aliens. It's never aliens.
00:21:44Who's a guy with a man?
00:21:46Who is
00:21:53he, who's gone?
00:21:57I don't think he might look.
00:22:00Didn't expect he will be.
00:22:02Joors Predator's I do not think.
00:22:05Who's he.
00:22:11What the fuck?
00:22:13What the fuck?
00:22:15Randy.
00:22:17Yeah.
00:22:23I'm asking about this.
00:22:25I mean, should we call, like, the state police or the FBI?
00:22:29Isn't your cousin a cop?
00:22:31He's a beach cop.
00:22:33Okay, well, that would probably be more helpful than...
00:22:35Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
00:22:37Stop! Just fucking... Stop!
00:22:39No, no, no, no.
00:22:40Randy, what the fuck is happening?
00:22:42Oh, my God!
00:22:44Thank God, Emma. Randy's acting insane.
00:22:46This guy just came out of nowhere.
00:22:48He says he knows what happened to Chris.
00:22:50I'm Chris, Randy.
00:22:52Did you tell him your name?
00:22:54How does he know your name?
00:22:56I didn't know. I was eating some fucking cocoa puffs
00:22:58and this motherfucker comes in.
00:23:00Why are you looking at me like you don't know who I am?
00:23:03Sir?
00:23:04Emma.
00:23:05Okay, your name is Chris.
00:23:07We also have a Chris.
00:23:09He's missing.
00:23:10He's Asian.
00:23:11He's about your height.
00:23:13Kind of like me, but he shows it more.
00:23:17What?
00:23:18Stop, stop, stop.
00:23:19What are you saying?
00:23:20What are you saying?
00:23:21I'm Chris. This is me.
00:23:22No, sir.
00:23:23Relax.
00:23:24Clearly he is on some sort of drug trip.
00:23:26I'm not on drugs! I'm Chris!
00:23:27Why are you naked?
00:23:28I was abducted last night.
00:23:29You don't understand.
00:23:30I am Chris.
00:23:31Just calm down, man.
00:23:32Just relax.
00:23:33I was over there and then I was here and then I was abducted.
00:23:36You're not listening to me.
00:23:37Stop swinging back.
00:23:38Stay back.
00:23:39Stay back.
00:23:40Relax. Everybody relax.
00:23:41Sir, I don't know what type of mental illness you have, but this is not your house.
00:23:46You need to leave.
00:23:49I know.
00:23:50This is Randy's uncle's place.
00:23:52Should we get him some clothes?
00:23:53What happened to you?
00:23:54Yes, Randy, get him some of your clothes.
00:23:55Why my clothes?
00:23:56I don't know.
00:23:57Okay, we do have a similar body type, but I feel like your clothes would be better fit.
00:24:01I don't want to give him my clothes.
00:24:02I'm fucking losing my mind.
00:24:03I don't know where I am in the world I'm in right now.
00:24:05I think I'm losing my mind.
00:24:06I don't know if I'm dreaming or something.
00:24:11Whoa.
00:24:12What the hell?
00:24:13This guy's fucking losing it.
00:24:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:16What is this?
00:24:17What is this?
00:24:18Oh my God.
00:24:19What is his face?
00:24:20What is his face?
00:24:21Guys.
00:24:22Guys.
00:24:23What is this?
00:24:24What is happening?
00:24:25What is his face?
00:24:30He's selling meth.
00:24:33That's a good job.
00:24:44He is.
00:24:45No, no, no.
00:24:46Uh oh.
00:24:47We gotta call the cops.
00:24:49No.
00:24:50We don't gotta call the cops.
00:24:51No.
00:24:52We don't gotta call the cops.
00:24:53What?
00:24:54No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
00:24:56Why the hell not?
00:24:57No I think I think that was assault.
00:24:59What the heck?
00:25:00And then I think technically we kidnapped him.
00:25:01Also just we need answers.
00:25:03Uh, we-we-we need answers.
00:25:05He was naked. Indecent proposal, or...
00:25:10I don't know who you are or what you're fucking on.
00:25:12I just need to know what happened to Chris.
00:25:14What the fuck do you know about Chris?
00:25:16Emma, it's me. I'm Chris. You're Emma. Obviously. Babe. Randy. Bars.
00:25:20You're not my fucking boyfriend. What the fuck did you take?
00:25:23Whatever game this is, it's not funny. I don't like boor- I don't like gays!
00:25:27Okay, calm down. There's no reason. This person's clearly insane.
00:25:31No offense, but you are on meth. I've been there.
00:25:35I mean, not meth, but I get it. You're out of sorts.
00:25:39Emma, babe, babe, please. Don't fucking call me Emma. You don't know me and I don't know you.
00:25:42Guys, guys, guys, I know this is fucking crazy, okay? I know.
00:25:46I was up in the hills, the green light happened, and then I was abducted.
00:25:52When we saw the green light by the fire, okay, I thought it was some hiker or something.
00:25:55Just some local messing with us. And then I saw it again in the kitchen,
00:25:59and I just went after it like a fucking idiot.
00:26:01And I went up the hill, I saw the green light, and then it was a noise.
00:26:04It was a noise, a crazy noise, like a whirling sound from contact or something.
00:26:08Okay, and I know this sounds crazy. I know this sounds crazy.
00:26:10Just listen to the words that I'm telling you.
00:26:12I was taken. And when I woke up, I was paralyzed. And next to me, on the table, was this body.
00:26:20The body that I am in right now.
00:26:22You're pitching us aliens, that's what you're saying? You're saying an alien abducted you?
00:26:34What?
00:26:35And now, that's what they're trying to say.
00:26:36No, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:26:38Aliens took you and my boyfriend, and then switched bodies, and you're him now.
00:26:41Yes, please, please, just...
00:26:43You expect me to believe that you're my boyfriend?
00:26:45No, I don't. No, I don't. I actually do not.
00:26:47Because I understand how crazy the situation is, but it is me, Emma.
00:26:50We got in a fight in the bedroom. I left to go get water.
00:26:53How do you fucking know we got in a fight?
00:26:56It's me, that's why.
00:26:58None of this makes fucking any sense.
00:27:00Chris is Asian. You're white.
00:27:02Very good.
00:27:03Just ask me anything. Just talk to me.
00:27:07What now?
00:27:08You don't fucking move. We're gonna get this out of you.
00:27:10Just throw up or shit out whatever you fucking took.
00:27:13Hello?
00:27:17Hello?
00:27:21Wow.
00:27:22$200 later, thanks, uber black.
00:27:25Oh, hey, bud.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27Hey. What's going on?
00:27:28You find the police okay?
00:27:29Yeah, no problem.
00:27:30Cool.
00:27:31I love a great road trip off the beaten path.
00:27:33What's going on?
00:27:36What's happening?
00:27:37Patrick, listen, fuck.
00:27:39I'm just gonna say it.
00:27:40Chris is missing and there's a random guy downstairs.
00:27:42What do you mean?
00:27:44He was naked.
00:27:45He's not naked anymore.
00:27:46We gave him Randy's clothes.
00:27:47Wait.
00:27:48Is this some fun game?
00:27:49No.
00:27:50It's not a game.
00:27:51And we need your help because we're gonna go into town and keep looking for Chris.
00:27:54And we need you to stay here and watch the guy.
00:27:57Wait, what guy?
00:27:59Hey, Patrick.
00:28:01Hey.
00:28:03Lucky fucking guess.
00:28:04Wait.
00:28:05Wait.
00:28:06How does he know my name?
00:28:07He probably just heard us say it a million times at the top of the stairs.
00:28:09Yeah, right, but that's like not cool, right?
00:28:11No.
00:28:12It's not cool.
00:28:13None of this is cool.
00:28:14All we need you to do is just watch him.
00:28:16Don't listen to anything he says.
00:28:18He's on drugs and he's not Chris.
00:28:20He could be a Chris.
00:28:21He's not our Chris.
00:28:22He's gonna keep saying that he's Chris.
00:28:24He's not Chris.
00:28:25So don't believe anything he says.
00:28:26Okay.
00:28:27And just whatever you do, if it gets scary, don't call the cops.
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:41Come on, let's go.
00:28:42Where are my keys?
00:28:44Shoddy ass Wi-Fi.
00:28:46Hey, do you have any ibuprofen?
00:28:47I have like the worst headache ever.
00:28:48I don't know.
00:28:49Could you just hurry?
00:28:50Yeah, I'll look.
00:28:51Slept on a freaking recliner last night.
00:28:57Hey.
00:28:58Hey.
00:28:59Why aren't you screaming or anything?
00:29:15Brother, I am so tired.
00:29:18You're tired?
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:21This is a video called Camp Burgers video.
00:29:31It's a close-up of an alien crab.
00:29:33So close you can see the acumen.
00:29:34Boris, can you put that away, please?
00:29:35There's no doubt about it.
00:29:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:37And we should be paying attention.
00:29:38Stop fidgeting.
00:29:39You're not getting me nervous.
00:29:40Yeah, do we have any water in here?
00:29:41It's like so hot in here.
00:29:42My mouth is so dry.
00:29:43Here.
00:29:45Ah.
00:29:46It's like the desert.
00:29:47What are we doing first?
00:29:48We're gonna get out and we're gonna ask everyone
00:29:50if they've seen Chris or anything suspicious.
00:29:53All we have to do is just stay focused.
00:29:54We have to stay focused, stay centered,
00:29:56keep our eye on the prize, and just keep our cool.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00You look so good in this light.
00:30:06What?
00:30:07No.
00:30:08You look so good.
00:30:11Okay.
00:30:13Sleepy time.
00:30:14What are we looking for?
00:30:15Chris.
00:30:16And what is the other things that we're doing?
00:30:19Nothing.
00:30:20Chris.
00:30:27Anything?
00:30:28No.
00:30:29Same as everywhere else.
00:30:30No one knows what I'm talking about.
00:30:32Great.
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:34I think we should just go back to the house.
00:30:35Where's bars?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Can you just find him and meet me there?
00:30:42I'm afraid Chris-
00:30:43No.
00:30:44Oh, so I'm just supposed to Uber back?
00:30:47Great.
00:30:52Using specialized equipment, the workers swiftly puncture the cow's skull with a metal rod.
00:30:57Patrick?
00:30:58Ending its life in a matter of seconds and minimizing discomfort.
00:31:01Can I just please have some water or anything?
00:31:04No.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:07Patrick, I can prove that it's me.
00:31:09Sorry, but I'm not talking to you.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12Then just listen, then.
00:31:13Just listen to my words.
00:31:16Two years ago, in Big Bear, I tried to teach you how to ski.
00:31:19Remember that?
00:31:20You took both of your skis off.
00:31:21You walked all the way down the mountain bitching about how you actually hate skiing.
00:31:24I had to carry them down with you.
00:31:25It was your first time.
00:31:27Where are you going, man?
00:31:28Thank you, but no thank you.
00:31:29You're trying to brainwash me.
00:31:30Hard pass.
00:31:39Bars?
00:31:43If a humpback whale were to swallow you, you'd be safe because they don't have conventional teeth like a shark.
00:31:48So they wouldn't cause you any harm.
00:31:50Dude!
00:31:53What?
00:31:55What?
00:31:56He's fine.
00:31:57He's downstairs in a basement.
00:31:58Sitting down.
00:31:59If you were to ingest the live snake-
00:32:01Hello!
00:32:02Looking for Randy!
00:32:03Hello!
00:32:04Or the snake.
00:32:05Let's explore the outcome.
00:32:06The snake might assume it's moving through a narrow space.
00:32:13Hello!
00:32:17Hello!
00:32:18Looking for Randy!
00:32:19Uh, he's not here right now.
00:32:21Could you come back later?
00:32:22That wasn't the arrangement, ma'am.
00:32:32Open the door.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:36You've met Russ.
00:32:37I'm Terry.
00:32:38Hey Terry.
00:32:39Nice fuckin' house.
00:32:42You've met Russ.
00:32:43I'm Terry.
00:32:44Hey Terry.
00:32:45Nice fuckin' house.
00:32:47Nice fuckin' house.
00:32:50Come on.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:52Come on.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:54Anything?
00:32:55Nope.
00:32:56Whatever you're looking for, I don't think it's here.
00:33:13It's not here.
00:33:14It's not here.
00:33:15It's not.
00:33:16It's not here.
00:33:17Fuckin' bitch.
00:33:18Look, could I just call Randy?
00:33:20Cause I think your Randy and our Randy are just two different Randys.
00:33:24Not the same Randys.
00:33:25You might be at the wrong house.
00:33:27I think our Randy, he's like fun, gay, not into trouble.
00:33:34I'm also gay.
00:33:35What?
00:33:36That's what I'm looking for.
00:33:38Check the basement.
00:33:39Oh, no.
00:33:40Don't go to the-
00:33:41No.
00:33:42Cause-
00:33:43No.
00:33:44It-
00:33:47Ow.
00:33:48Look, I just don't know who to trust you, okay?
00:33:50You're trying to keep me from finding our stuff, so you're gonna sit here and just behave yourselves,
00:33:54and I'm sure Randy will be back here soon, okay?
00:34:01Emma, we're gonna be fine.
00:34:03Shut up.
00:34:04Don't look at me.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06So what do we do with them?
00:34:07This is so fucked.
00:34:08Just leave them here, Randy.
00:34:09We'll find them.
00:34:10I've seen our faces.
00:34:11That's fine.
00:34:12I think we're done here.
00:34:13Okay, so just let them go, assholes.
00:34:15They had nothing to do with this.
00:34:19Dude, we've already had a terrible 24 hours, so if you could just-
00:34:23Ah!
00:34:24Ah!
00:34:25What the hell, man?
00:34:26God!
00:34:29Got anything else to say?
00:34:31Hm.
00:34:33Oh, you're just a little baby underneath.
00:34:36I'm so scared.
00:34:40It's like blowjob eyes, but fear.
00:34:42What?
00:34:43Ross, that's terrifying.
00:34:44Come on, man.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:48Good luck getting on your zip ties.
00:34:50Sorry.
00:34:51Fuck.
00:34:58This is such fucking bullshit.
00:34:59I'm gonna kill Randy.
00:35:00Damn it.
00:35:01Patrick, stop trying to hold my hand.
00:35:02I'm not holding.
00:35:03Oh, wait.
00:35:04That's your hand?
00:35:05Emma.
00:35:06Emma.
00:35:07What?
00:35:08For the fourth, are you gonna go to your mom's or my parents?
00:35:09Shut up.
00:35:10This has been a fun day, guys.
00:35:11This has been real fun.
00:35:12What are you doing?
00:35:13Oh, we're just talking-
00:35:14What are you doing?
00:35:15Oh, we're just talking-
00:35:16What are you doing?
00:35:17What are you doing?
00:35:18a fucking drug deal, you piece of shit.
00:35:19They were-
00:35:20They were-
00:35:21They were-
00:35:22I'm gonna kill you.
00:35:23It's-
00:35:24Kay.
00:35:25I'm gonna kill you.
00:35:26You're gonna kill me.
00:35:27Even, I'm gonna kill you.
00:35:28Emma?
00:35:29What?
00:35:30For the fourth.
00:35:31Are you gonna go to your mom's or my parents?
00:35:33Shut up.
00:35:34This has been a fun day, guys.
00:35:35It's been real fun.
00:35:36Mama.
00:35:37what are you doing what are you doing you did a fucking drug deal you piece of shit i'm gonna
00:35:47kill you what is this is it yes okay okay oh my god they were really prepared what are you looking
00:35:55for scissors i lost my health insurance i'm broke my cousin said that it would be some
00:36:04you know fast money and i'm sorry i i didn't know that they would have guns they're drug dealers
00:36:10randy of course they have guns okay where's where's bars um last i saw him he was taking
00:36:19off his clothes and running to nowhere okay what
00:36:24okay look uh you two leave i need to talk to this guy alone what just i don't think i don't
00:36:34think that you have a say randy just think about what you did this is crazy i need to
00:36:39get some air also your fly is down
00:36:41okay i don't have a lot of patience right now okay you know it's crazy right that you think
00:36:50you're chris that would be crazy i know i get it i know just in a world where you're chris
00:36:56you would know everything he knows right exactly yes yes yes just ask me anything
00:37:00how many siblings do i have one who are your parents dad is theodore chan from england mom
00:37:13is yet light hoy from macau which is technically a portuguese colony with most people like it's
00:37:16in asia oh my god emma like ask me personal stuff stuff that only i would know i know i'm
00:37:22trying um at my cousin's wedding where did we have sex in the gazebo by the pond oh my
00:37:30god it's me emma it's me i'm not in my body but it's me i love you and i know you and i
00:37:37know you take two drops of cbd oil every night because you have borderline insomnia ever since
00:37:41your father passed away you you flew across the country and you took care of him for a year
00:37:50and it was a really really dark time for us and i'm i'm i'm really sorry that you had to go
00:37:58through any of that i can't 456 bloomfield 456 bloomfield before he got sick christmas was
00:38:10our favorite time of year it was yours i mean we used to go to that same house every year with
00:38:14our homemade hot chocolate it was this huge house lit up with all these christmas lights
00:38:17they had an elf castle santa was there this guy this guy went all out it's me
00:38:22i need your help chris if you try anything i'm gonna fucking kill you with these yep understood
00:38:52hey man so we're just going along with this no we're not going along with it this is chris
00:39:14this is chris he he he proved it this is him or some version of him i know it's crazy i just i i i
00:39:22there's no way he would have known just just trust me okay this it something is going on this is
00:39:29this is chris his consciousness is in his body or he has chris's brain or or something he's safe
00:39:37randy it's me you missed a lot all right i think we should get the fuck out of here get out of this
00:39:42house get out of this town we just need to we just need to go sheriff's department we got your friend
00:39:49here hello again
00:39:56oh my god a couple hikers dropped him off the station hikers yeah they found him uh face down in the
00:40:08browns completely naked what so i found we found some clothes for him and put them on thank you
00:40:16officers uh sorry about this not a problem uh has anything come up about chris we're still working
00:40:25on it got word back from state but uh they're unclear about their eta right
00:40:30uh 21 well we'll keep you posted
00:40:37thank you yeah thank you yeah thank you officers take care okay stay safe thank you thanks deputy
00:40:47it's officer okay when did we let this guy out what's what's going on just don't it's okay
00:40:56come on is it i mean he's uh he came in naked what i was so thirsty i was getting so hot in the car
00:41:08and my body just started feeling all weird and i just felt like i had to get my clothes off so i just
00:41:15i was so thirsty i ran into the woods just like looking for water i don't even know i was watching
00:41:21that alien video in the car and i started thinking about the green light in the hills and just thinking
00:41:27about aliens area 51 all kinds of stupid shit i don't even know i just felt like i was gonna wake up
00:41:34on the whole of a ship or something i don't know maybe you were just severely dehydrated
00:41:41i don't know i've been dehydrated before and this was not this was something else oh shit
00:41:47did you take an ibuprofen yeah i went into his room and took ibuprofen before we left
00:41:57randy tell me what happened uh you took ecstasy bars what do you mean i took ecstasy bars
00:42:05you took ecstasy comma bars your name no i know i mean i'm saying what are you talking about
00:42:13right or were there ecstasy bars in there randy i don't know i don't know what else did you have
00:42:18in there i had um ecstasy and ibuprofen bottles it was it was um part of like a stash this the
00:42:26stash what are you talking because he tried to do a drug deal that almost got us killed
00:42:31god you you son of a bitch man for real six years i know you don't take it seriously but it's six
00:42:40years of sobriety for me get it through your fucking head i'm so sick of taking care of you all the time
00:42:47making excuses for you i i can't do it anymore we're done dude we're not friends
00:42:54ah um it's not all your fault you didn't make him take it it was an accident i mean most of it's
00:43:06your fault i mean the fact that they were there look he'll be fine just i'm gonna get some rest
00:43:12fuck it
00:43:36you
00:43:36you
00:43:37you
00:43:38you
00:43:39you
00:43:40you
00:43:40you
00:44:41I can't. I'm sorry.
00:44:49I know. Shit. I'm sorry.
00:44:52God, this is too weird.
00:44:53I just, I just, I don't know what's happening. I just, I want, I want it to be normal again. I just want my, the Chris, my Chris back.
00:45:11I don't, I don't have any answers for you, Emma. I don't have a plan, but...
00:45:19All I can say is thank you for believing in me.
00:45:25All I can say is thank you.
00:45:55All I can say is thank you.
00:45:57Thanks, deputy. Let's, uh, officer, thank you. Sorry.
00:46:02It's okay. Officer, deputy, two different jurisdictions. That's actually part of the problem.
00:46:08What does that mean?
00:46:08Well, we're most likely going to have to request a decision from the neighbor's department.
00:46:13What else do you have for me, Chris?
00:46:16There's a long time.
00:46:16Stop. Please.
00:46:19Why are you doing this? Please stop.
00:46:21Stop.
00:46:22Not too long.
00:46:25Okay.
00:46:26So, I have, I have most of the details, bits and pieces, been tapping your phones for a while, been watching you here and there.
00:46:36I just need to, like, fill in the gaps. Do you understand?
00:46:38So, Zillow, Sister's Winning, and then Doctor's Woman, whatever.
00:46:43We love Clista Flockhart.
00:46:45So, what is the deal with this video on your phone?
00:46:50Seems pretty special.
00:46:51She posted about it.
00:46:53Did I hit a sweet spot?
00:46:56I think we did.
00:47:01What is it?
00:47:02What's the deal with the video?
00:47:04Just go fuck yourself.
00:47:05Okay.
00:47:11Chris, making it harder on yourself.
00:47:18It's just not that hard.
00:47:19It's like, just answer my questions and then you can maybe live and maybe not, but that's up to me.
00:47:24It's all.
00:47:33Alright.
00:47:37Chris.
00:47:38Buddy.
00:47:39Dude.
00:47:43Chris.
00:47:44Look at me.
00:47:45Look at me.
00:47:46Look.
00:47:47I need to know all the details.
00:47:49Every single thing.
00:47:51Okay?
00:47:52Or else I'm gonna have to kill her.
00:47:54And I'm gonna have to kill them all.
00:47:56Do you understand?
00:47:57It's that simple.
00:47:59And to be honest, I've killed a few people.
00:48:01So, it's not really that foreign of a territory for me.
00:48:04If you fucking touch her, I'll kill you.
00:48:09Dude, come on!
00:48:10Run!
00:48:11Run!
00:48:12Run!
00:48:13Run!
00:48:14Run!
00:48:15Run!
00:48:16Run!
00:48:18Run!
00:48:19Run!
00:48:20Run!
00:48:21Run!
00:48:22Run!
00:48:23Run!
00:48:28Stacy?
00:48:29Yes, Sheriff?
00:48:30Yeah, Sheriff?
00:48:31I have Conrad swing back around and check on our group at the house.
00:48:35Something doesn't feel right.
00:48:37What is it?
00:48:39Not sure.
00:48:41Could be nothing.
00:48:43Copy that.
00:48:45Help!
00:48:53Help!
00:48:58Help!
00:49:00Help.
00:49:30Help!
00:49:31Help!
00:49:33Help!
00:49:34Help!
00:49:35I don't know.
00:50:05I don't know.
00:50:35I just wanted to check back in, make sure everything's all right.
00:50:42Oh, yeah.
00:50:43No, we're all good on the following up.
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46It's been a weird day.
00:50:48Right.
00:50:49You know, I didn't get your name.
00:50:52Where'd you come from again?
00:50:53I'm Chris.
00:50:54It's a little complicated.
00:50:57There's two Chrises, so...
00:50:58Yeah, is there anything else?
00:51:03Yeah, I just wanted to take a look around again.
00:51:08You want to take a look around?
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:12Sure, man.
00:51:13Yeah, of course.
00:51:15Anything you need?
00:51:16Thanks.
00:51:18Thank you again for coming again.
00:51:29Fuck!
00:51:31Shit.
00:51:31Hi.
00:51:56I'm sorry.
00:52:03Yeah, I don't really care.
00:52:06You put us all in danger, man.
00:52:09People here with guns.
00:52:10I don't...
00:52:11What are you thinking?
00:52:14If I could just explain the situation...
00:52:17No, no, no, you can't.
00:52:18I told you.
00:52:19I don't care.
00:52:20I'm done.
00:52:21So, actually, I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.
00:52:23Let me help you real quick.
00:52:25Go away.
00:52:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55I don't care.
00:53:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:55Emma, hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
00:53:57It's okay, it's okay.
00:53:58Come here.
00:53:59Come here.
00:54:01It's okay.
00:54:03It is okay.
00:54:05We're going to be just fine, Emma.
00:54:07It's going to be okay.
00:54:08Hey, it's me.
00:54:21It's me.
00:54:22It's me.
00:54:22It's still me.
00:54:23Hey, it's okay.
00:54:24Hey.
00:54:25Hey.
00:54:26Hey.
00:54:27Hey.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:29Hey.
00:54:30It's okay.
00:54:31Hey, it's okay.
00:54:32Emma, it's me.
00:54:33It's me.
00:54:34It's me.
00:54:35It's still me.
00:54:36You're okay.
00:54:37You're okay.
00:54:38I know.
00:54:38I know.
00:54:38I know you're scared.
00:54:40I'm scared, too.
00:54:41I'm so fucking scared.
00:54:43And it's okay.
00:54:44It's okay.
00:54:44Okay?
00:54:46Emma.
00:54:48Emma.
00:54:49Hey.
00:54:50Hey.
00:54:51It's okay.
00:54:52It's fine.
00:54:53Nothing's happened yet.
00:54:54So we're just going to go, you and me, and we're going to leave.
00:54:59Emma, I love you.
00:55:01I love everybody.
00:55:03And I'm sorry I lost my temper a little bit, okay?
00:55:05So let's just take a beat and just talk this out.
00:55:10We love each other.
00:55:13Get the fuck out of my uncle's house.
00:55:22Relax, Emma.
00:55:30Relax.
00:55:31Get off me, you fuck.
00:55:32Stop it.
00:55:33Emma, jump.
00:55:34Emma, jump.
00:55:35Emma, run.
00:55:36Let's go.
00:55:37Let's go.
00:55:38Let's go.
00:55:43My god.
00:55:44My legs hurt.
00:55:45I feel like I've been walking for like seven hours.
00:55:48Patrick, get in the car.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Why?
00:55:51We seem to be missing a bottle.
00:56:01Oh, it looks like we got an escape artist, huh?
00:56:21Hey.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:45Patrick!
00:56:47Emma!
00:56:48Oh no!
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50Oh, my God!
00:56:52Oh, my God!
00:56:54Oh, my God!
00:56:56Oh, my God!
00:56:57Oh, my God!
00:56:59Oh, my God!
00:57:01Oh, my God!
00:57:03Oh, my God!
00:57:18Where are we going?
00:57:21You want to see Chris again, right?
00:57:24Yes.
00:57:26Then keep driving.
00:57:33Help!
00:57:45Help!
00:57:46Oh, my God!
00:57:48Oh, my God!
00:57:50Oh, my God!
00:57:54Put it in park and put the keys on the passenger seat.
00:58:11Why are you doing this?
00:58:16Because I saw you.
00:58:23I've seen a lot of you, actually.
00:58:27Both of you.
00:58:29I did it.
00:58:30Oh, my God.
00:58:32I just...
00:58:33...a little bit of a warning.
00:58:34I...
00:58:35I...
00:58:36I...
00:58:37I...
00:58:38I...
00:58:39It's just...
00:58:41it's just...
00:58:42It was a little alarming.
00:58:43Yeah.
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:45But...
00:58:46Yeah.
00:58:47That's how it is sometimes.
00:58:49Can I get a, um...
00:58:50Just a drip coffee?
00:58:51Regular.
00:58:52Regular.
00:58:53Or medium.
00:58:54Medium.
00:58:57I've been watching you for so long.
00:59:04Sorry, there's a construction crew.
00:59:06What's up?
00:59:06What's up?
00:59:09What?
00:59:10You said you were going to be able to cover my sister.
00:59:13I played some weird audio, got a green light, and kidnapped your boyfriend, and you thought
00:59:16it was aliens?
00:59:21You must feel like an idiot.
00:59:22You were going to kiss me, weren't you?
00:59:33Yeah.
00:59:37God, we almost kissed.
00:59:43And now I'm, uh, you should come inside.
00:59:46I've got a surprise for you.
00:59:52Get the fuck inside!
01:00:05He was using a taser, and I, I, I, I, I, I don't know.
01:00:09Okay, calm down, calm down.
01:00:10Sheriff, you there?
01:00:10Go for Jim.
01:00:11Yeah, we got a 187 at, uh, 122 Sycamore, and two beat up pretty bad.
01:00:15EMTs are on the route.
01:00:16Uh, 122 Sycamore.
01:00:17That's our place.
01:00:18That's our house.
01:00:20What's a, what's a 187?
01:00:21We're on our way.
01:00:21Give me that.
01:00:25Is Emma there?
01:00:26Is she okay?
01:00:26Uh, negative.
01:00:27No girl.
01:00:28Now he took her.
01:00:29Turn around.
01:00:30What?
01:00:31Turn the fucking car around!
01:00:32I can't see a goddamn thing.
01:00:38Hey.
01:00:40I'm so sorry.
01:00:42It's fine, man.
01:00:43You came in with the fire poker.
01:00:45Hey, uh, if the doctors give you the drugs, are you still sober?
01:00:53I don't know if ecstasy count as, uh, doctor drugs, but, you know what?
01:00:59I'm not gonna count this one.
01:01:01Good, you should.
01:01:02I love you, bud.
01:01:04I love you, and I love Vicodin.
01:01:06Uh-huh.
01:01:08535, come on.
01:01:12Shit!
01:01:14Shit!
01:01:18Chris!
01:01:20Dammit!
01:01:22All right, here's the plan.
01:01:23No, you don't make the plan.
01:01:24I make the plan.
01:01:25Well, I figure we just kill the guy and save Emma.
01:01:27No, we don't kill people.
01:01:29I, I might badly injure and take down, but we don't do anything.
01:01:33You just stay behind me.
01:01:36But if you need to defend yourself, use this.
01:01:41Great.
01:01:43Back up.
01:01:44I just wanted to fuck with you.
01:01:46I mean, pretending to be someone else is just too much fun.
01:01:51I just got so tired of being me.
01:01:54You ever want to be somebody else, Emma?
01:01:56Huh?
01:01:57You know what I learned throughout this whole thing?
01:02:00It's that people are so quick to believe that something is inhuman
01:02:04that they forget how strange humans can actually be.
01:02:07And that's where you messed up.
01:02:09That's where you messed up.
01:02:13What?
01:02:20What are you saying?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You know where you messed up.
01:02:32What?
01:02:34You haven't been messed up.
01:02:36Where?
01:02:38You fucking
01:02:38No!
01:02:41Fucking bitch!
01:02:42Fuck you!
01:02:43Fuck, shut the fuck up!
01:02:46Fuck it!
01:02:48Fuck it!
01:02:52Fuck it!
01:02:52Fuck it!
01:02:54Fuck it!
01:02:55Fuck it!
01:02:55Fuck it!
01:02:56Fuck it!
01:02:56Fuck it!
01:02:56Fuck it!
01:02:56Fuck it!
01:02:56Fuck it!
01:02:56Stop!
01:03:26Stay behind me.
01:03:34Did you hear that?
01:03:36Yes.
01:03:38Chris!
01:03:40Get to the house. I'll handle this.
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Good to see you, Sheriff.
01:03:46Go.
01:03:56I'll kill you.
01:04:06Yeah.
01:04:18I'll kill you.
01:04:20I'll kill you.
01:04:22what did he do to you
01:04:31hey
01:04:34hi brother up yeah
01:04:37hi
01:04:42why are you doing this
01:04:46why why
01:04:49gee i don't know man
01:04:51how about you drop the knife and you talk about it
01:04:53come on
01:04:56there you go
01:04:59how'd you get out
01:05:02just please
01:05:04you don't need to do this
01:05:07i really do though
01:05:21and
01:05:27and
01:05:28and
01:05:33Excuse me!
01:06:03You okay?
01:06:31You okay?
01:06:33You okay?
01:06:34You okay?
01:06:35You okay?
01:07:01Fuck you.
01:07:08You okay?
01:07:15Oh, my God.
01:07:45Is he breathing?
01:08:04Yeah.
01:08:11Yeah, he's passed out.
01:08:13Good.
01:08:15We'll be there soon.
01:08:22Chris, I'm pregnant.
01:08:29Congratulations.
01:08:30God, I love you.
01:08:38I love you, too.
01:08:42Let's get married.
01:08:46This is how you ask me.
01:08:47This is how you ask me.
01:09:00This is how you ask me.
01:09:02This is how you ask me.
01:09:04This is how you ask me.
01:09:05This is how you ask me.
01:09:06This is how you ask me.
01:09:07This is how you ask me.
01:09:08This is how you ask me.