The Morning After | movie | 2015 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

The Morning After is a feature film that consists of 8 vignettes that are inter-cut throughout the film. The 8 vignettes | dG1fV283RmFZanlaWE0

Transcript

00:01Nice to meet you.

00:02You too.

00:03Let me ask you something.

00:04Why do girls do it?

00:05Why give a guy your phone number

00:07if you're not interested?

00:08Why set up a date

00:09if you don't intend on keeping it?

00:11This is on behalf of my entire gender

00:14since you were stood up.

00:15An apology.

00:17Keep them coming.

00:20Make sure you don't regret this in the morning.

00:24You've been numb.

00:26I'm stupid.

00:30Yeah, I left my car at the bar, so...

00:35Mom!

00:36Okay.

00:37I'll take you back there.

00:39Well, this is not ideal.

00:42Oh, my God!

00:48Went on a date once with this girl

00:49that texted the entire time.

00:51It was so annoying.

00:55The fun comes, for lack of a better term,

00:57when we do.

00:58I'm a douche.

01:00There's no reason not to be dead honest

01:02with each other.

01:03I mean, what's your longest relationship?

01:05This?

01:10Do I look like an epileptic when I cum?

01:14What?

01:15Okay, okay.

01:16You can stop laughing.

01:21I just really need to not be here right now.

01:23If you would've snuck out like any decent one-night stand,

01:26we wouldn't be right.

01:28Shit!