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  • 6/2/2025
DJ Freakjuice shows us his 1998 music video with M.C. Slip-N-Grind, where they both get on the naughty list for a one ni | dG1fX0dXT3pLdTh0OE0
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00:00But you gotta get rid of your computer because Y2K is real, it's com-
00:02Oh yeah, welcome to our dope Christmas party!
00:04We're bringing you the number one hit of 2000-
00:061998!
00:07We are the number one duo!
00:09Take that, Casey and JoJo.
00:10Free Juice!
00:11That was over 20 years ago!
00:12Look, it was cute at first, Jeremy, but I'm worried about you.
00:15Stop living in the past, bro!
00:16Anyways, you're gonna love this section, my favorite album of the year,
00:19because I'm on it.
00:20He's on-
00:24One, two, three, four.
00:27It's five in the morning, waking up, yawning.
00:30Couldn't get no sleep, cause all night it was starting.
00:32It's Christmas Day, and I'm dead broke.
00:35So broke, can't find my girl, cheap joke.
00:38So put on clothes, cover my toes, and tip me toe into the living room I go.
00:43My feeling of excitement is building and building,
00:46almost like I'm walking on top of the ceiling.
00:49But I see freak juice under the Christmas tree,
00:52so I ask, where are the gifts for you and me?
00:55Yo, you'll be proud of me.
00:57Last night, I swore with a fight, honey.
00:59Woo!
01:00Went to get a pizza slice.
01:01Saw her eating a bell, looking real nice.
01:05Excuse me, please, sir.
01:06Can I have a donation?
01:08Forget that, lady.
01:09You're so fine.
01:10Gonna give you my precise location.
01:13She showed up at midnight, looking real tight.
01:17She smoked my candy cane, we smashed it.
01:19In the morning, she took every present.
01:22All she left me were these jingle bras.
01:25Yo, I think I fucked Mrs. Claus.
01:33Are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
01:35On Christmas morning, you're all I wanna open.
01:38Oh, yeah?
01:38Are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
01:41If you don't know where I can show.
01:44Are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
01:46I wanna bust a flow under your mistletoe.
01:49Oh, are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
01:51One, two, three, four.
01:54It's 5 PM, this is utterly ridiculous.
01:57So you're telling me you banged Miss Nicholas?
02:00That's a way to get left off the good list.
02:03But maybe we can get up on the naughty list.
02:05And by the back, maybe I can get a kiss.
02:08And I'm certainly not talking about a Hershey's kiss.
02:10Talking about a smack on her cheek, ooh, yeah, yeah.
02:14Then a nice smack on her dairy, yeah.
02:16I'm MC Slip and Grind, this chick is a 10.
02:19Freak juice, when you going to see her again?
02:22She told me to wait under the tree whenever I'm feeling naughty.
02:27When I asked if Santa knows, she said,
02:30Well, he's got three homes.
02:32And Santa won't ever leave her.
02:35But I got a secret beeper.
02:36It's time for a holiday freaking, whenever my pages starts beeping.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:44Christmas comes only once a year.
02:46But Mrs. Claus will anytime we're near.
02:49Are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
02:52On Christmas morning, you're all I wanna open.
02:54Oh, yeah.
02:54Are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
02:57If you don't know where I can show.
03:00Are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
03:03I'm gonna bust a flow under your mistletoe.
03:05Are you bad enough to be on my naughty list?
03:08One, two, three, four.
03:12We're the dudes Mrs. Claus can't resist.
03:14Now you're on my naughty list.
03:17falou
03:27was
03:31a bunch of
03:37Barbie's
03:38was
03:42a
03:44a
03:44Hey, Merry Christmas.
03:50Hi.
03:53Bye-bye.

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