- 01/06/2025
Mysterious accidents occur at a boarding school where text messages grant students their wishes.
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00:01:27Don't be scared. I'm not going to hurt you.
00:01:29Those bullies chased you down here, didn't they?
00:01:36Come in.
00:01:38I don't bite.
00:01:41Much.
00:01:41I bet you wish that you were popular, don't you, Guggenheim?
00:01:53Yeah.
00:01:55I used to as a kid.
00:01:58Let me tell you, it's not all that it's actually cracked up to be.
00:02:04Don't actually believe me, Guggenheim.
00:02:07Let me tell you something that's absolutely fucking true.
00:02:10You see, because for 20 long, hard, arduous years, I tied it up after you little fucking
00:02:16snot rags.
00:02:18And boy, oh boy, have I fucking seen some things around here, mate.
00:02:22Oh, yes.
00:02:22Nothing quite strange.
00:02:29Is that little Samantha Neal?
00:02:32Oh, yeah.
00:02:34Maybe then, Guggenheim, it would be such a hurry to be popular.
00:02:38I suppose it started on a day like any other day, really.
00:02:58Going nowhere
00:03:00I can see further than my stairs
00:03:05Which way to turn
00:03:06You can't let her listen, you've already learned
00:03:11Going nowhere
00:03:16Hey, I was looking for you everywhere.
00:03:20Why didn't you wait for me?
00:03:23You go on ahead.
00:03:27Daniel!
00:03:32Ah!
00:03:35Who the hell are you?
00:03:42You're the headmaster's daughter.
00:04:02Frank?
00:04:03I wish I was popular.
00:04:31Who's that?
00:04:32You want a balloon?
00:05:01Who's that?
00:05:05Huh?
00:05:12Gimmy, gimmy, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:05:19Oh, shit.
00:05:49I wish to be popular.
00:06:03At any cost.
00:06:19You don't believe me, do you little shit?
00:06:48Oh.
00:06:49Oh, Samantha.
00:06:51Now what happened to Samantha was that she set in motion a sequence of events that would
00:06:57change everything that she believed in with the power of her tiny little wish.
00:07:08Cheers.
00:07:09It was the very next day.
00:07:16I...
00:07:17Ow!
00:07:18Hey, are you alright?
00:07:23I thought you know, with a bit of makeup, could look really hot.
00:07:40You know, with a bit of make-up, it could look really hot.
00:08:10Be careful with that. If you spill it on your skin, it will burn it right off.
00:08:40Hey, you are pretty. Pretty fucking ugly!
00:09:10It hurts!
00:09:25Wait!
00:09:34Wait! They need some help me!
00:09:38Now that's what I call a bad trip.
00:09:45I'm sorry, I'm just playing words. Bad trip, acid, bad trip, bad...
00:09:50You know what? Fucking forget it! It's alright.
00:09:57Anyway, now that's not the end of Victoria. We'll get back to her later on.
00:10:05Well, you see, the next person to get the text was Neville.
00:10:14Now, Neville, he was covered all over his face by these spots and boils the size of fucking marbles every time he'd smile, which was very rare. One would burst! It was fucking disgusting!
00:10:29Let me tell you!
00:10:36Hey, Sam!
00:10:39Hey, Sam!
00:10:43Hey, this is Sam!
00:10:48Hello, pizza boy!
00:10:51Oh, looks like some of your cheeses melting!
00:10:55Did anyone know more about Margarita?
00:10:58You just brought yourself into detention, Miss.
00:11:03Usual time, usual place.
00:11:04Uh-huh.
00:11:05Didn't make quite a face.
00:11:10THANKS
00:11:36Oh, please!
00:12:06No! No! Please!
00:12:36Shh...
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00:13:14It looked like those rats had a little tale of their own to tell.
00:13:34Rats tell, you see.
00:13:36For fuck's sake, were you just trying them to...
00:13:38Into the spirit of things.
00:13:39Fucking hard work, do you know that?
00:13:40Where was I? Oh, yeah, Kirsty.
00:13:42Now, Kirsty was a really nasty piece of work.
00:13:46And Neville, of course, wasn't the only little boy she used to bully.
00:13:49No, there was this little fleshy, fat, fat, fat, fat, funky chunker.
00:13:55He was just dying to lose some weight.
00:13:58Oh, you're going to get the dying pun once I've told you the story.
00:14:03It's not fucking rocket science.
00:14:04Use your imagination, for fuck's sake.
00:14:12You can't underestimate the limits of aggression of an animal
00:14:28Feated in the image of God himself.
00:14:31You can't allow for subtle defects.
00:14:33There's no time to repeat that.
00:14:34There's no time to cover your tracks.
00:14:36There's a lot of mistakes of fearing animals
00:14:38Unlimited access to plans and schemes
00:14:41Without his hopes and dreams
00:14:43Or a sense of satisfaction
00:14:44With such a cause of action
00:14:46That's such a value to destroy
00:14:47I am a man, I'm a superstar
00:14:50Wish I'm so bright a worldwide success
00:14:53I said I'm a red hotline, a superstar
00:14:56Draw an example of how the dream come true
00:14:59I am a man, I'm so un-divisd
00:15:02I'm so un-divisd
00:15:03I'm so rich, I'm a giant pony
00:15:04Wait, fat boy
00:15:06Hey darling
00:15:08When's the last time you saw your dick in shape?
00:15:12I'm so rich
00:15:14I'm so rich
00:15:15I'm so rich
00:15:16I'm so rich
00:15:18I'm so rich
00:15:20I'm so rich
00:15:22I'm so rich
00:15:24I'm so rich
00:15:26I'm so rich
00:15:28I'm so rich
00:15:30I'm so rich
00:15:32I'm so rich
00:15:34I'm so rich
00:15:36Free
00:15:37I'm so rich
00:15:39I'm so rich
00:15:40You need to make a lot of demoralism
00:15:42Now that is one fatty, who is now a little fatty.
00:16:12It's lovely. Oh yeah, where was I? Now, it was about this time the detective Ringwald turned up in the scene. Cheers.
00:16:42So sexy.
00:17:07So sexy.
00:17:37Good morning, sir. How are you today?
00:17:44Good. I've arranged to meet the headmaster, sir.
00:17:52I've arranged to meet the headmaster, sir.
00:17:56The headmaster.
00:17:59I've arranged to meet the headmaster.
00:18:06All right.
00:18:09Hello, I'm Detective Nelson.
00:18:14Detective.
00:18:15This is the headmaster.
00:18:17Headmaster, this is Detective Ringwald.
00:18:20Detective.
00:18:21Detective!
00:18:31I think that's a bit of your accuse, you know?
00:18:34He says, um, something is very wrong here.
00:18:39Surely he doesn't...
00:18:44Surely you don't suspect foul play.
00:18:46There's nothing going on here in this school that we can't handle in-house.
00:18:51Now, gentlemen, if you'll excuse me.
00:18:53Okay, let go.
00:18:54I must get on.
00:18:56What does that mean?
00:19:02Thank you for your time.
00:19:12Not at all.
00:19:16Come here.
00:19:17Can you get out of here?
00:19:18Can you get out of here, Molly?
00:19:19Can you get out of here, Molly?
00:19:21Hi, you.
00:19:22Can you get out of here?
00:19:23Can you get out of here?
00:19:24Come here, you, you fucking asshole.
00:19:26I've got this!
00:19:27Can you get out of here, Molly?
00:19:28Can you get out of here, Molly?
00:19:29Okay, go!
00:19:30I've got this!
00:19:31No, no, no!
00:19:32Get out of here!
00:19:33Get out of here.
00:19:34Get out of here!
00:19:35No, come on, Molly!
00:19:36You see, Kenny...
00:19:37just wasn't woman enough for Molly.
00:19:41No, you see.
00:19:42I think...
00:19:43her heart belonged to Kathy.
00:19:46Now, if the thought of those...
00:19:50young student who...
00:19:51hard bodies gets you all hot under the collar,
00:19:53Under the collar, you wait until the next story.
00:20:00He's gonna have you dribbling.
00:20:18Scream for me, baby!
00:20:23One, two, one, two, three, oh!
00:20:43Where am I?
00:20:47Daytime or nighttime.
00:20:49I don't care.
00:20:51I'll go my way.
00:20:55Scream for me, baby!
00:20:57Look for me, baby!
00:20:59Shouldn't you be in class?
00:21:03Right!
00:21:05Headmaster's office!
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:11Raven!
00:21:12Look at me when I'm talking to you, Martin.
00:21:15You can't just go screaming at Mr. Dale, you know.
00:21:19He gets very upset.
00:21:21He's actually a rather sensitive man.
00:21:23Aren't you, Mike?
00:21:25Hmm.
00:21:28So, are you going to tell me what this is all about?
00:21:36I can wait.
00:21:37Oh, here's your father.
00:21:41Perhaps you'd like to tell me?
00:21:43Martin!
00:21:44No!
00:21:45Scream for me, baby!
00:21:47All was laid bare in that tale.
00:21:53I mean, Martin was one kid who learnt the naked truth.
00:22:03You've got to be very careful with your wishes.
00:22:06Charlie!
00:22:07Now, Charlie wanted to cheat in his exams.
00:22:10The thing that you can't cheat is death.
00:22:22I mean, I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:24I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:25I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:26I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:27I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:28I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:29I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:30I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:31I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:32I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:33I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:34I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:35I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:36I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:37I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:38I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:39I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:40I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:41I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:42I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:43I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:44I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:45I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:46I'm not a bad guy.
00:22:47Ross, let me copy you.
00:23:04Mr. Parker, I'm watching you.
00:23:17Pathogens and disease, I forgot to revise that.
00:23:32The best I'll be able to get is a bee, and my parents will kill me.
00:23:38I can't get a bee, it's unfeasible.
00:23:47I can't get a bee.
00:23:55I can't get a bee.
00:24:03I can't get a bee.
00:24:10It's my fault. I made the wish. I asked a second to his brain.
00:24:24What did you say? What did you say? I didn't understand.
00:24:30What? What?
00:24:34He's going to tell me what you said. He's going to tell me what he said.
00:24:38How's it your fault, son?
00:24:41He's just suffering the shock. That's all.
00:24:48Oof. Now that's really got to hurt.
00:24:53Oh, yeah, remember, Victoria.
00:24:58Well, now, Victoria got offered a wish she could hardly refuse.
00:25:08I wish it was beautiful.
00:25:36You're beautiful to me.
00:25:40I wish it was beautiful to me.
00:25:44You're beautiful.
00:25:46Yeah, yeah.
00:25:48Just take care of yourself.
00:25:50Oh, ma'am!
00:25:52I got my bag!
00:25:54I'm going to get back to you.
00:26:06It's over! Look at your bag!
00:26:16Help!
00:26:18Help!
00:26:20Help!
00:26:24Help!
00:26:26Help!
00:26:28Help!
00:26:30Help!
00:26:32Help!
00:26:34Help!
00:26:36Oh, detective.
00:26:38I am not an expert at jigsaw puzzles.
00:26:42Can you give me a hand?
00:26:46Help!
00:26:48Help!
00:26:50Help!
00:26:52Help!
00:26:54Help!
00:26:56Help!
00:26:58Did you get us?
00:27:00A domino, a spiritus ante.
00:27:16She is at peace now.
00:27:23She looks so beautiful.
00:27:30She does.
00:27:37Now, Victoria really is dropped dead gorgeous.
00:27:42Dead gorgeous.
00:27:44You see what I did there?
00:27:47Now, of course, then there was Hillary,
00:27:50who also wasn't very happy with the way that she looked.
00:27:54But her chances of survival are very slender
00:27:58as her weight is about to be splashed
00:28:00due to the very real danger of dieting.
00:28:06And I'll see you next time.
00:28:14guitar solo
00:28:44guitar solo
00:29:14guitar solo
00:29:44guitar solo
00:30:14guitar solo
00:30:44I'm sorry, are you feeling a bit peckish?
00:30:48You like a sandwich?
00:30:50Don't be shy, tuck in, there you go.
00:30:55Tuck in.
00:30:57Oh, you're enjoying that, aren't you?
00:31:00Yeah, well, I've got another
00:31:01tale
00:31:03for you to chew on.
00:31:06Oh, good day, sir.
00:31:23Oh, I gotcha.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Oh, hey.
00:31:26Ah, nice to see you looking well.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:36Close the school, hey?
00:31:48Yes, sir.
00:31:49Yes.
00:31:49Are you insane?
00:31:50Are you insane?
00:31:52That kind of publicity could ruin a place like this, you know?
00:31:57And, and, on what grounds, raison, do you expect me to do it?
00:32:03Wow, wow, wow, wow, look, look!
00:32:06Yes, I can read.
00:32:08That's just pure clumsiness.
00:32:09Students, let me tell you, are always killing themselves these days.
00:32:13It's good for their health.
00:32:14It keeps the numbers down.
00:32:15All right, all right.
00:32:17That's a wrap.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19He said have a nice day.
00:32:24Au revoir.
00:32:25Tell him.
00:32:39Molly, Molly, Molly.
00:32:48You look good enough to eat.
00:32:50A better kind of result
00:32:52To be the centre of you
00:32:55Our annual world
00:32:58Our annual world
00:33:01A different kind of release
00:33:04Into a satanate world
00:33:07I wish I looked good enough to eat.
00:33:37You look good enough to eat.
00:33:53If I eat shit.
00:33:55What are you doing?
00:34:19Uh, okay.
00:34:22Uh, okay.
00:34:52At this point, I really don't see the need to overreact.
00:35:19Oh, there you go.
00:35:32Get to class!
00:35:34You see, school, dinners
00:35:45Never really been so attractive.
00:35:47But then again, you see, there was Alice.
00:35:53Now, Alice is not someone I'd describe as being particularly good-looking.
00:35:56In fact, Guggenheim, she was fucking ugly.
00:36:00But her boyfriend thought that bigger was going to be better.
00:36:03So he decided
00:36:05So he decided
00:36:05Some rather drastic surgery.
00:36:10Hmm.
00:36:12Oh, my God.
00:36:27I wish my girlfriend had massive breasts.
00:36:37You know, like, massive breasts.
00:36:40Well, like mine.
00:36:41Never really.
00:36:42Oh, I am.
00:36:44Oh, I am.
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:46What are you doing?
00:36:50I'm just talking about you, actually.
00:36:52Yeah?
00:36:52What are you talking about?
00:36:53What are you talking about?
00:36:56Nothing.
00:36:59Fine, whatever.
00:37:08Can anyone tell me how to calculate the surface area of the circle? Anyone?
00:37:14We have been over this many times. I don't know why you have a problem with this.
00:37:182 pi r, it's not difficult. We have done this many times.
00:37:22This is very basic and you should know this by now.
00:37:26It's very boring. Sit up. Please sit up.
00:37:29If we increase the surface area of the circle by 4, the diameter doubles.
00:37:34It doesn't increase by 4. It's not good enough that you don't know this.
00:37:37It's really not good enough.
00:37:39Does someone want to get the nurse?
00:37:54It looks like Alice's boyfriend. You're going to love this.
00:38:08Got more than he braggained for.
00:38:15Fucking boom! Boom! Braggained for!
00:38:23Fucking hell! I'm on fire!
00:38:25I'm on fire!
00:38:26I'm on fire!
00:38:27I'm on fire!
00:38:30Anyway...
00:38:32Clear the sinuses.
00:38:34Samantha...
00:38:35Oh no, she was doing fine.
00:38:36She was doing absolutely fine.
00:38:38In fact...
00:38:39That very night was the night she introduced Daniel to her parents.
00:38:48She won't steal her hide.
00:38:49She was not clear.
00:38:50She's going to spit it.
00:38:51She didn't come out all the day.
00:38:52She missed the whole couple.
00:38:53And now he goes on fire.
00:38:54Here's Daniel to her and how he's ready to lay her.
00:39:02Daniel...
00:39:03Daniel, can I just say how surprised I am to see you here today?
00:39:23To be honest, we don't usually see Samantha with friends, do we?
00:39:31You're kidding me.
00:39:33And Samantha's the most popular girl in school.
00:39:44So, what have you two been up to today then?
00:39:57Hey, I got a text today offering me a wish.
00:40:01Samantha!
00:40:02Sorry, Dad.
00:40:04Sounds terribly exciting.
00:40:08And can I just guess what it is you wished for?
00:40:11Well, I wish that my stepdad wasn't dead.
00:40:19He passed away last year.
00:40:21I'll get it.
00:40:26I'll get it.
00:40:27Who is it at the door?
00:40:29Who is it at the door?
00:40:43Who is it at the door?
00:40:55It's no one!
00:40:57Are you all right, Samantha?
00:40:59I'm good!
00:41:01Is Daniel on?
00:41:03I'm good!
00:41:04Is Daniel on?
00:41:06Is Daniel on?
00:41:08Is Daniel on?
00:41:10Is Daniel on?
00:41:12Is Daniel on?
00:41:14Is Daniel on?
00:41:16Do we have some plastic bags and a saw?
00:41:20No, I'm not.
00:41:21I'm not being funny, but talk about a visit from beyond the gravy.
00:41:32Anyway, you know, Daniel's father was a fucking rotten parent.
00:41:39In fact, it was practically, practically decomposing.
00:41:46From one roast to one hour.
00:42:09Degrade my soul by hating you.
00:42:23Do you really want to be hot?
00:42:26Try this.
00:42:36Watch out!
00:42:39Let's go!
00:42:40I don't know what to do.
00:43:10Let's get a shake, man.
00:43:19Oh, don't know I'm on.
00:43:22Mates wish came true.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:39Party this weekend.
00:43:41You'll be there, won't you?
00:43:44It'll be a total flop without you there.
00:43:55It seems to me like the detective was beginning to catch on.
00:44:01There was something about Linda's burning that ignited something in the booze-rattled brain of Ringwald.
00:44:09Where was I?
00:44:11Oh, yeah.
00:44:12That's right.
00:44:13I'm back in the library.
00:44:14Now, Sally thought that Mark only had eyes for her.
00:44:20But what I think is, she was about to stop seeing him permanently.
00:44:50Noodle's Mrs. Snuggles.
00:45:03No, I love you more.
00:45:07I really love you.
00:45:10Oh, I love you too.
00:45:12No, I love you more.
00:45:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:15I love you.
00:45:16I love you more.
00:45:18Mark!
00:45:19I think he loves me more.
00:45:33You know, I've done you a favour.
00:45:35If I could have one wish, it would be that I never had to see you again!
00:45:47Linda!
00:45:48Linda!
00:46:18I bet she didn't see that one coming.
00:46:43And the school was in absolute chaos.
00:46:49The clown's terror-ific reign of despair continued.
00:46:54But Detective Ringwald was on the case.
00:47:00An important lead was about to open his eyes to Samantha's part in this frightmare.
00:47:09Yeah, well, you know, I know they're not the best sort of puns in the world, but I'm actually trying my fucking heart this year.
00:47:15I mean, sorry, you've got something else better you can do.
00:47:16What, go back outside and get the fucking shit kicked out of you?
00:47:19No, fool not, shut your mouth, and you might fucking learn something!
00:47:26How I was I?
00:47:29Oh, yeah.
00:47:31You're late.
00:47:32You're late.
00:47:33You're late.
00:47:34You're late.
00:47:35You're late.
00:47:36You're late.
00:47:37I'm late.
00:47:38Now I get out of my head.
00:47:39You're late.
00:47:40I get out of my head.
00:47:45The next, I'm sure the way to pass out of this.
00:47:55I will give you a minute.
00:47:58Oh
00:48:28oh
00:48:42Yeah
00:48:53Ha we we we we we
00:48:58Oh, my God.
00:49:28It is common practice in the 21st century for evil genies to use such devices as mobile
00:49:55phones and emails to cause their mischief. The initial wisher or summoner as they are
00:50:00better known is granted their wish money power fame etc in return for forwarding the genie
00:50:07onwards through chain letters or text messages where they can wreak their mayhem. The only
00:50:12way to stop the genie is to get the initial wisher to retract their wish and return themselves
00:50:16to the state they were previously. So a text message that is killing people. Yes. Don't
00:50:22you think that's just a little bit far fetched. Just a little bit far fetched.
00:50:29I just wished people could see how beautiful I was on the inside. Oh god Jesus Christ.
00:50:56Well it appears the beauty is only skin deep. To be fair I mean it took a lot of guts to
00:51:09make a wish like that didn't it. Now moving on swiftly to a different type of crush. The
00:51:15crush crush. That age old die lemma.
00:51:27This is bloody disgraceful. Fail Jennifer. And a fail for you too. And don't you dare chew
00:51:35gum in my class again young lady. This is abysmal. I waste my entire weekend marking this drivel.
00:51:42Can you spell drivel for me then it? I doubt it. No silly me you're only taking English A-level
00:51:49in three months time. Why should you be able to spell? You can't bloody write English. Half
00:51:55half of you can hardly speak the language. Well I tell you I'm bloody furious. It's not
00:52:02funny. None of this is funny.
00:52:06Mr. Dale. I wondered if I could talk to you a little. You see I seem to be having some problems.
00:52:27with the verb positioning. I just don't seem to know where to put it. In front. Or behind.
00:52:37Now Carol please we've been through this. While you're a pupil of mine you remain very much
00:52:42a child to me. And I would appreciate it if you started behaving like one. Really.
00:52:52Mike. Ah. Miss Nib. It's a lot of human biology. Oh yes. Oh yes. I wish Dio was older.
00:53:22Mike. Who's there?
00:53:44Kyle is that you?
00:53:48Mike.
00:54:05Mike.
00:54:09Now this young girl made a pass on Mr. Dale. Naughty naughty. But ended up being a
00:54:12song on Mr. Dale. Maughty naughty. But ended up being a Bi 좋다 man.
00:54:15naughty naughty but ended up needing a pass of her own
00:54:20a bus pass that is
00:54:23as for Samantha
00:54:29poor love you know her nightmare was just beginning
00:54:33so hold on to your trousers
00:54:36because it's full stream ahead
00:54:39for my next tale
00:54:45I'm
00:54:52I'm
00:54:57I'm
00:55:00I'm
00:55:02I'm
00:55:08I'm
00:55:12I'm
00:55:14I'm
00:55:15I'm
00:55:16I'm
00:55:17I'm
00:55:18I'm
00:55:19I'm
00:55:20I'm
00:55:21I'm
00:55:23I'm
00:55:24I'm
00:55:26I'm
00:55:58I have to stop this.
00:56:23I've got to call the police and tell them what I've done.
00:56:28I've got to call the police.
00:56:58Do I really want to go back to being the person I was?
00:57:05Do I really want to go back to being the person I was?
00:57:12Do I really want to go back to being the person I was?
00:57:19Do I really want to go back to being the person I was?
00:57:26Do I really want to go back to being the person I was?
00:57:33Do I really want to go back to being the person I was?
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41Same here.
00:57:43I guess I wish come true for me.
00:57:47The only reason I've got to run.
00:57:49My parents will be wondering who's calling me in the middle of the night.
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:53See ya.
00:57:54You have to be strong.
00:57:59It's too late.
00:58:00You can never go back.
00:58:06It's too late.
00:58:07You can never go back.
00:58:13It's too late.
00:58:14You can never go back.
00:58:21Seems to me like Samantha's a little clown on her luck.
00:58:28I mean, is this freakish funny man going to have the last laugh?
00:58:35Oh, Samantha sees the day.
00:58:40Meanwhile, I'm going to have the last laugh.
00:58:45I'm going to have the last laugh.
00:58:50Oh, Samantha sees the day.
00:58:53Meanwhile, Molly and Kirsty are just beginning to get close.
00:59:04I mean, is there anything that can tear these star-crossed lovers apart?
00:59:11I wonder.
00:59:14I'm going to have to die.
00:59:22Oh, my God.
00:59:25Oh.
00:59:27Oh, my God.
01:01:09I wish me and Molly were together until we die.
01:01:22There you go.
01:01:32Hmm.
01:01:33Hmm.
01:01:34Hmm.
01:01:36Hmm.
01:01:40Hmm.
01:01:42Hmm.
01:01:44Hmm.
01:01:48Hmm.
01:01:50Hmm.
01:01:52Hmm.
01:01:56Hmm.
01:01:58Hmm.
01:02:00Hmm.
01:02:02Hmm.
01:02:04Hmm.
01:02:06Hmm.
01:02:08Hmm.
01:02:10Hmm.
01:02:18Hmm.
01:02:19Hmm.
01:02:50Hmm.
01:02:52Hmm.
01:02:54Hmm.
01:02:56Hmm.
01:02:58Hmm.
01:03:00Hmm.
01:03:02Hmm.
01:03:04Hmm.
01:03:06Hmm.
01:03:08Hmm.
01:03:10Hmm.
01:03:12Hmm.
01:03:14Hmm.
01:03:16Hmm.
01:03:24Hmm.
01:03:26Hmm.
01:03:27Hmm.
01:03:28Hmm.
01:03:30Hmm.
01:03:31Hmm.
01:03:32Hmm.
01:03:34Hmm.
01:03:36Hmm.
01:03:37Hmm.
01:03:47Hmm.
01:03:48Hmm.
01:03:50I can see.
01:04:18You okay?
01:04:20Yes!
01:04:30Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
01:04:35You've got one last wish to make.
01:04:58Don't make me go back to being a geek.
01:05:00No.
01:05:01Ow!
01:05:05He says you've got to read out the passage.
01:05:15There you go.
01:05:16I can't believe we're doing this.
01:05:18That's it.
01:05:31That's it.
01:06:01I think that her eyes were bigger than her stomach.
01:06:13What's that?
01:06:17You want to go to the loo?
01:06:19You're having a fucking Turkish, aren't you?
01:06:21Sit down!
01:06:22I've nearly finished my story!
01:06:23So now, Samantha, well she's got a face up to her fears and stop clowning about.
01:06:33So pop your ass in a pew and pay attention.
01:06:38I've nearly done.
01:06:40I've nearly done.
01:06:42So plug yourself in and smile from within.
01:06:59Look at that.
01:07:00I'm the capitalist of jeste.
01:07:01I don't think the truth is.
01:07:02You need to be a man.
01:07:04I'm a big guy.
01:07:05That's it.
01:07:06I'm a big guy.
01:07:07And I'm a big girl.
01:07:08There you go.
01:07:09I have a big guy.
01:07:10Why am I decent?
01:07:11I make me clean your ass.
01:07:12I've Fourteen and I have a big guy.
01:07:13I'm a big guy.
01:07:14I'm a big guy.
01:07:15I'm a big guy.
01:07:17A big guy.
01:07:19Disappearing in no way
01:07:22A slow bullet for kids
01:07:25Hello
01:07:26Please
01:07:30Yes
01:07:34Yes
01:07:34What
01:07:36Who
01:07:36Now
01:07:38Yes
01:07:39A big hand
01:07:40For the most popular boy and girl in the school
01:07:45Yes
01:07:47The couple you voted this year's prong king and queen
01:07:52Well done
01:07:55We'll smoke this
01:07:59No
01:08:14No
01:08:21No
01:08:22I don't know.
01:08:52Do you really want to go back to being the person you were?
01:09:09Do you really want to go back to being unpopular?
01:09:15I wish I had never met you.
01:09:20Hey.
01:09:21Who are you?
01:09:22Who are you?
01:09:23Who are you?
01:09:27Who are you?
01:09:28Who are you?
01:09:29Who are you?
01:09:30Who are you?
01:09:31Who are you?
01:09:32Who are you?
01:09:33Who are you?
01:09:34Who are you?
01:09:35Who are you?
01:09:37Who are you?
01:09:38Who are you?
01:09:39Who are you?
01:09:40Who are you?
01:09:41Who are you?
01:09:42What are you doing here?
01:09:43What are you doing in my room?
01:09:44Job done!
01:09:45Ahem.
01:09:46Ahem.
01:09:47Ahem.
01:09:48Ahem.
01:09:49Ahem.
01:09:50Ahem.
01:09:51Ahem.
01:09:52Ahem.
01:09:53Ahem.
01:09:54Ahem.
01:09:55Ahem.
01:09:56Ahem.
01:09:57Ahem.
01:09:58Ahem.
01:09:59Ahem.
01:10:00Ahem.
01:10:01Ahem.
01:11:34Right, well, I guess so, sir.
01:11:37In case that side would have gone by now so you can do one.
01:11:40Jog on, fuck off, off you pop.
01:11:42See ya.
01:11:42Ta-ra.
01:11:43Bye.
01:11:43Bye.
01:11:44Bye.
01:12:13You know, ordinary sinner had the devil run for dinner
01:12:18If you thought you had a soul to sell
01:12:21Hey, hey, and he'd agree that heaven's all economy
01:12:25You'd need a first-class ticket to hell
01:12:28To be somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
01:12:33Somebody, somebody, somebody
01:12:36Cause you're a fly-high roller
01:12:39You're on a low-down dirty door
01:12:41Like the beggar, never catching your eye
01:12:44You're too high from all the snow
01:12:47Down the slopes and up your nose
01:12:49You've got the strength and sniff that says
01:12:51Well, I'm somebody
01:12:53If you're not a mother, you're good
01:12:55And you're never gonna be somebody
01:12:57Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
01:13:00And if you're not a mother, you're shaking
01:13:02You're gonna lose a lot, I think nobody
01:13:05Somebody who knows the size of a social
01:13:11Backside and has a tongue that's long enough to lick
01:13:14Nobody would ever know it from the length of your nose
01:13:19Your lady's phone is a sense of yore
01:13:22You're not a pawn in a pocket
01:13:25Or a number on a duck
01:13:27And if you want it, then you got it to show
01:13:30Nobody would ever guess it
01:13:33There's a broad around your chest
01:13:35Under the suit they made in Savile Row
01:13:37Oh, no, nobody
01:13:39And I'm mine, I think we're all
01:13:41You're never gonna be somebody
01:13:43Somebody, somebody, somebody
01:13:45Somebody, somebody, somebody
01:13:47Move it by, shake it like a loser
01:13:49And I think nobody
01:13:51As the papers keep a diary of you
01:13:57Stay inside the priory
01:13:58You know you've hit the top of the list
01:14:01Hey, you got a system that's the size of sickness
01:14:05But you can't stop
01:14:07Cause you won't be missed when you're not a mother
01:14:11Cause you're never gonna be somebody
01:14:14Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
01:14:16And if you're not a mother
01:14:18Shake your heart and lose a lot
01:14:20But if you're not a mother
01:14:22If you're not a mother
01:14:26You're never gonna be somebody
01:14:32And if you're not a mother
01:14:33Shake your heart and lose a lot
01:14:38If you're not a mother
01:14:42Shake your heart and lose a lot
01:14:56If you're not a moneymaker, then you're never gonna be somebody
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