- 6/1/2025
“The Passionate People Eater” is a cult-classic horror comedy from 1960, directed by Roger Corman. The film follows a nerdy florist who accidentally raises a flesh-eating plant that craves human blood. As the plant grows, so does the body count. This low-budget gem became a legendary piece of horror history, blending dark humor, quirky characters, and unforgettable scenes. A must-watch for fans of vintage horror and B-movie brilliance.
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Restored from public domain print.
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00:00My name is Sergeant Joe Fink, working the 24-hour shift out of Homicide.
00:07And this is my workshop, the part of town that everybody knows about, but that nobody wants to see.
00:12Where the tragedies are deeper, the ecstasies wilder, and the crime rate consistently higher than anywhere else.
00:18Skid Row, my beat.
00:30Skid Row
01:00Skid Row
01:30The most terrifying period in the history of my beat began in a little run-down floor shop called Mushnick's.
01:43Ah, good morning, Mrs. Schieber. How's things today?
01:46Oh, the same as usual, Mr. Mushnick.
01:49My sister's nephew Stanley died in Little Rock, Arkansas.
01:53Oh, what happened?
01:54She got blown out. Who knows how?
01:56That's nice.
01:57Well, you would like maybe, as usual, some flowers for the funeral.
02:01Good old acquaintance.
02:02She forgot and never brought too much.
02:05I thought possibly, uh, because I always give to you all my funeral business, maybe you should possibly give to me, uh, a little cut-rate.
02:14Look on me, Mrs. Schieber.
02:16What am I, a palatelist?
02:18I sell on Skid Row nothing but chief carnation.
02:21And I should give you a cut-rate.
02:23I can't even afford water for the flowers.
02:25To my throes I would be giving a cut.
02:27I dreamt I dwelt in Marble Hall with vassals...
02:33Shut up from the back!
02:37Excuse me, Mrs. Schieber.
02:38That's Seymour.
02:39Hey, he's a nice boy.
02:41Why don't you let him sing?
02:42What?
02:43See?
02:44Look, here I got a new customer.
02:46Brand new in the yellow vest.
02:47I should let the clean-up boy, but I can't even afford to chase him out right away.
02:55Flowers fresh as the springtime Mushnicks.
02:58Hello?
02:58Oh, hello, Dr. Farr.
03:00What can I do for you today?
03:01Listen, Mushnick, I haven't got much time.
03:03Send me over two gladiolas and a fern.
03:06Excellent.
03:07That's two dozen gladiots, one potted fern.
03:09No, no, no, Mushnick.
03:11Two gladiolas and one fern.
03:13You want, sir, I should put two gladiolas in the pot with the fern.
03:18No, one fern, one piece altogether, three pieces.
03:22I need it for my waiting room.
03:24Yeah, it's a shanker.
03:25What?
03:26A shanker.
03:27Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.
03:29You mean you want two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern?
03:32What kind of a decoration is that?
03:34This is my flower budget for the week, Mushnick.
03:38Who can be a dentist on Skid Row?
03:40All right, excellent.
03:40I'll send Seymour right away.
03:42Who am I to argue with science?
03:44Make it snappy.
03:47Now you are going to get it.
03:49Oh, you are going to get it.
03:52Look.
03:56Seymour, trail go in.
03:58Now, Mr. Shiva, we were talking from the funeral flowers, but the little...
04:03Come on, funeral.
04:05Did you call me Mr. Mushnick?
04:07No.
04:08I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce.
04:12Sorry, I said it.
04:14Now look, Seymour.
04:16You take two gladiolas.
04:19You'll cut them nice and even.
04:20You'll take one for him.
04:21You'll wrap them in a package.
04:23And you'll take them to Dr. Farr.
04:25Right?
04:25Don't go already.
04:29Now, what can I do for you, sir?
04:30My name is Burson Foster.
04:32Excellent.
04:32I am Gravis Mushnick.
04:34Oh, that's a good one.
04:34Now, who's going to get my roses?
04:36I'll take candy, Mrs. Shiva.
04:38Come right over here.
04:40You would like maybe some orchids for a nice girl?
04:43No, I think I'd like a couple of dozen carnations.
04:45Oh, okay.
04:46Carnations.
04:47A person can't find her out these days or somebody shouldn't drop this.
04:50You've had more than your share of bad luck, Mrs. Shiva.
04:53Bad luck?
04:54She calls it.
04:55You should have so many people kick off.
04:57You would have somebody call on top of you, too.
04:59What about the carnations?
05:01You said you wanted the roses.
05:02Yes.
05:03For family.
05:07My carnations.
05:11You should see what that Seymour is.
05:14Oh, here are your carnations.
05:16Wait, I'll wrap them for you.
05:17Oh, that's all right.
05:17I'll leave them here.
05:20Why not?
05:27Of course, what else?
05:30They are all right.
05:31Well, I've had better.
05:32Well, this is a small shop.
05:34Oh, that's okay.
05:35You know, those big places, they're full of pretty flowers, expensive flowers.
05:38When you raise them for looks and smell your bounty on some food bag.
05:41I like eating these to a lot of the away places.
05:43Oh!
05:45Such a thing eating flowers.
05:47Look, don't knock it until you try it, huh?
05:49Look what happened.
05:54This is what I was trying to tell you before.
05:57Look on him, everybody.
05:58Look at the quality of his work.
06:01I ask you, when I fired him, where is he going to get such another good job?
06:05You mean I'm fired?
06:06No, I'm electing you president from the United States.
06:10Yes, you are fired.
06:11Gravis, you can't do that.
06:12Oh, who can't?
06:15I didn't mean it.
06:16You didn't mean it.
06:17You never mean it.
06:18You didn't mean it.
06:19The time you put up the bouquet with the get well card in the funeral parlor
06:23and sent the black lilies to the old lady in the hospital, you didn't mean it.
06:27But this time, I, Gravis Mushnick, mean it.
06:31He means it.
06:34But see, Mr. Mushnick, don't I always try to do what's right?
06:38And I'm crazy about flowers.
06:39I like flowers almost as much as Audrey does.
06:42Excellent.
06:42You're fired.
06:43Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
06:45I give him a chance to quit.
06:47I ain't gonna quit.
06:48You're a brave boy.
06:49You're fired.
06:50But that ain't fair, Mr. Mushnick.
06:52You know what I'm doing?
06:54I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you.
06:57I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before.
06:59Excellent.
06:59I can't even sell the plants I got from my shop out, you.
07:02Now, wait a minute.
07:03He's got a new kind of plant you want to look at.
07:05I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellow Vest.
07:08I've got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years,
07:11but I got one shop on Skid Row, one stinking shop.
07:14I don't even like flowers.
07:15You don't understand what I mean.
07:17Look, I've eaten in flower shops all over the world.
07:20And I've noticed that the places that have the most weird and unusual plants are the best business.
07:23See?
07:24See?
07:24See?
07:25What is this, a tango?
07:27All right.
07:28Explain me more.
07:31Well, I remember one place that had a whole wall covered with poison ivy.
07:35And people came for miles around to look at that wall, and they stayed to buy it.
07:38The owner got rich?
07:39No.
07:40He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
07:42Oh!
07:42That was my cousin Harry.
07:45All right.
07:47All right.
07:48You go home, and you get this fancy-schmancy plant, and you bring it back here.
07:52And if Mr. Yellow Vest Fout says it's a draw, you've still got a job.
07:55If he don't, out you go to Boatier, right?
07:57Don't worry.
07:58You'll like it.
07:58You'll see.
07:59You'll see.
07:59This is Radio KSIK.
08:20You've been listening to music for Old Invalid.
08:23Our next selection is entitled, Sick Room Serenade.
08:28Seymour, is that you?
08:30Yeah, Ma.
08:31Come in here.
08:32Look at my tongue.
08:34But Ma, I've already seen your tongue.
08:36Have you no sympathy for your poor mother?
08:40Laughing at her and mocking her illness, and she's got one foot in the grave?
08:45Oh, I didn't mean it.
08:46Oh, you never mean it.
08:47Oh, come on.
08:47Look at my tongue.
08:49That tongue's a tongue, Ma.
08:51They all look the same to me.
08:52Oh.
08:53Did you stop at Dr. Mallard's and get the results of my test?
08:56Yeah.
08:57He said there's nothing wrong with you.
08:58Oh, no, Dr. Mallard.
09:00He's one doctor I thought would tell the truth.
09:02He said you should be playing fullback for the Rams.
09:05He wants me dead.
09:07I'll bet he's assistant coroner.
09:09Well, I gotta go.
09:10Hey, you know, I read in my goiters coming back, I can feel it every morning after breakfast.
09:15Yeah, that's when you take those great doctors.
09:17Oh!
09:19What you got, a little surprise for me?
09:21Open it up and see.
09:22All right.
09:25Oh!
09:25Oh!
09:29Dr. Slurfs, that of famous tonic.
09:32Oh, wait here.
09:34To be taken internally or externally for pain and neuritis, neuralgia, headache.
09:43If hit by a truck, call your physician.
09:47Alcoholic contact.
09:48Ninety-eight percent!
09:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:51Oh, Seymour, you'll never know what this is going to do for me.
10:03Oh, I can feel that surge of warm health going through me already.
10:09Look, Ma, I gotta get my plant and hurry back to the shop.
10:12You mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen?
10:14Yeah, and if Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it, he's going to fire me.
10:19Apparently, my hearing's going out on me.
10:22I get the distinct impression that your job security depends on what Mushnick thinks of that thing.
10:29It looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work.
10:32I wish I knew what to do with it.
10:33Well, if you asked me, I'd pitch it out in the trash.
10:36I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables.
10:39Look, Ma, I gotta hurry.
10:40Can I bring you anything?
10:41Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:42Bring me the evening news.
10:44They're running a self-diagnosis contest.
10:47The winner gets to go to the Mayo Clinic.
10:50Ha, ha, ha.
10:51Bye, Ma.
10:52Bye, Seymour, please.
10:53A rosy answer dog.
10:55Drink to me, old Seymour, five night.
10:59And I will...
11:01Hey, put this on my belt.
11:10Well, here it is, everybody.
11:12What do you think of it?
11:13Well, it sure is different.
11:16It looks delicious, but don't you think it's kind of stale?
11:18It hasn't been feeling too well.
11:20You call that a fancy plant?
11:21It looks like it never spent an healthy day in its entire life.
11:24I don't care.
11:25I like it anyway.
11:26You, you like even skunk cabbage.
11:29Yeah.
11:29What kind of a plant is this, Seymour?
11:32Well, I'm not sure.
11:34I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener over on Central Avenue.
11:37He found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.
11:41Fine, fine.
11:42You don't even know what is this plant you're growing.
11:44Well, I gave it a name.
11:46What name?
11:47Uh, gee...
11:48What?
11:48You gave it a dirty name?
11:49You can't even mention it?
11:51Well, I named it Audrey Junior.
11:53You named it after me!
11:56Oh, really?
11:57That's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me!
12:00You poor kid.
12:02I don't think it so much.
12:03I should keep on spending $10 a week on your salary.
12:07But Travis, he named it after me!
12:09I know, and if they keep it, they'll name it Mushnick's Folly because I'll be in jail for non-payment of taxes!
12:14Are you crazy?
12:15Who, who?
12:15You, you!
12:16That's probably the only plant of its kind in the world.
12:19Don't you realize if Seymour can nurse that thing back to health, you'll have people coming here from all over?
12:23You think so, you've found it.
12:24I know so, you, Mushnick.
12:25And that's all I'm saying on the subject.
12:27Besides, I've got to get home.
12:28My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
12:31Good night, you found it.
12:32Good night.
12:33And I'll see you tomorrow.
12:35Crazy about kosher flowers.
12:38He's a nice man.
12:40Maybe he knows what he's talking about.
12:42Maybe he's not so stupid.
12:44I'll tell you what I'll do.
12:46I'll keep you and this Dumbbell Jr. for a week.
12:49If you can nurse it back to health, you both can stay.
12:51If you can't, you're both fired.
12:53Oh, gee, thank you, Mr. Mushnick.
12:58Don't feel sad, Seymour.
13:01Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey.
13:03I'm not worth it.
13:04Who says you're not?
13:06Everybody.
13:08Yeah, I know.
13:09But I think you're a fine figurative of a man, and I know that Audrey Jr. will be the sweetest thing in the whole wide world.
13:18Well, I don't know.
13:19I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer and atomic plant food and distilled mineral water you can buy, but it just gets thicker and thicker.
13:27Don't worry.
13:29You're going to be another Luther Glendale.
13:31Good night, Seymour.
13:36Good night, Audrey.
13:37What's the matter, little plant?
13:49Haven't I done everything I could for you?
13:52Where did I go?
13:55You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow, and if you die, I don't know what I'll do.
14:00Please don't die.
14:04I'll get you some water, okay?
14:05Okay.
14:07Oh, gee.
14:25You opened up just like you do every night at sunset.
14:29I wish I knew how to make you grow.
14:32Here, let me move this out of your way so you can breathe.
14:34Ow!
14:35Ow, ow, ow, ow!
14:36Ow!
14:38Hey, what happened?
14:40How come you woke up?
14:43Blood?
14:44You like blood?
14:47Oh, you must be kidding.
14:51Well, we'll see.
14:52I don't know what I'm doing for you.
15:03Ow!
15:04Ow!
15:06Ow!
15:06Ow!
15:06Ow!
15:07Oh, who would have thought it?
15:10Well, I guess there's just no accounting for people's taste.
15:25More than that.
15:26And I can't believe the same, oh, I don't care.
15:26I don't know.
15:27That's a good thing.
15:28I don't know what I'm doing.
15:29I have to wait.
15:30I can't believe it to go.
15:30It's all the time to go.
15:30You have to sit down the door, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.
15:32It's good for you, Ma.
15:32You are the most magnanimous person in the whole world.
15:35Oh, can't he, Morty?
15:36Isn't he beautiful?
15:37Isn't he delicious?
15:38Isn't he got the $2 raise?
15:40What happened to your fingers?
15:41These things.
15:42So how come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful?
15:45Five Bs?
15:46One for each finger?
15:47Ten Bs.
15:48Did you say I was getting a $2 raise?
15:50Correct, my very excellent Seymour.
15:52Ten Bs.
15:53What did I do now?
15:54Don't you know what you did?
15:56Just look.
15:58Oh, boy, look at that.
16:01It's true.
16:02It's almost a foot long.
16:04Isn't it empirical?
16:05It grows like a cold sore from the lip.
16:09Oh, hello, young pretty ladies.
16:11What can Gratis Mushnik do for you?
16:13Well, we saw your sign outside.
16:14About the Audrey Junior.
16:15Oh, we thought we'd come in and take a look.
16:17Well, give a look.
16:18That makes four people a day who've come in just to look at it.
16:21Oh, dear Shirley.
16:22Is that just too much?
16:24Oh, what kind of plant is it?
16:26It's an Audrey Junior.
16:27Well, what did you get in trouble with ten Bs?
16:29Well, is that all?
16:30I mean, doesn't it have a scientific data?
16:32Yes, of course.
16:33But who could denounce it?
16:34You would like maybe to buy something.
16:36Well, we don't have any money.
16:37Except $2,000.
16:39Hmm.
16:40But that's just to spend on flowers.
16:41So we don't have any of our own.
16:43Isn't that a drag?
16:44You got your $2,000 just for to spend on flowers?
16:48Really?
16:49That's right.
16:50Who died?
16:51The Chamber of Commerce?
16:52Well, we're from Cucamanda High School.
16:53We're building a float.
16:54For the Rose Bowl tray.
16:55Which is made out of flowers.
16:56Thousands of them.
16:57And we're on the committee.
16:58Let's take the flowers.
16:59And then gluzon flowers.
17:02Gee, that sure is a mad plant.
17:04Well, yeah.
17:05Seymour here invented it.
17:07He did.
17:08Thousands of flowers.
17:09Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
17:11Please don't damage the arts the culture is.
17:14Tell me, how come you don't buy all these thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnik?
17:19My flowers got something the others don't.
17:22What's that?
17:23The cheap.
17:24Well, cheap, if your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Jr.
17:27I guess it can get us everything we need.
17:29Yeah.
17:30We'll talk it over with the rest of the committee.
17:31Excellent.
17:32Well, we got to run now.
17:33Bye, all.
17:34Bye.
17:35Bye, girls.
17:40A sun.
17:42A sun.
17:43Look, Audrey.
17:44I got a sun.
17:46Oh, I see, Mr. Mushnik.
17:48What, Mr. Mushnik?
17:49I don't want you should call me Mr. Mushnik anymore.
17:51I want you should call me Dad.
17:53Okay.
17:54Dad.
17:55Isn't that beautiful?
17:56Seymour Krell, boy.
17:58Come over here, my son.
18:00I want to talk on you about the future.
18:03Look on this flytrap.
18:04Look on it.
18:05Soon we got no more skid row.
18:08We will be rich.
18:09Us.
18:10I am building for you a giant greenhouse.
18:13In which you are making impossible flowers.
18:16Which, in turn, I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly
18:23Ilf.
18:24Do you see that big sign in the sky?
18:27It is saying, Gravis Mushnik in French.
18:31Isn't it exciting?
18:33And we'll have an orchestra right by the cash register.
18:36And Gravis will wave his arms.
18:38And the orchestra will play Zendel some spring songs.
18:41And I'll come out in a gown wrapped by somebody offensive and say...
18:45The carnations are $600 a dozen, $2,000 for $1,000.
18:49It's a bargain.
18:50Get them where they land.
18:51Stop shouting.
18:52My Uncle Mushnik's son.
18:54The uncle just passed away.
18:56He's trying to fly New Jersey.
18:58Tell me, how much are the carnations today?
19:02The carnations are $600 a dozen.
19:04And why are they letting him run around loose?
19:07Please.
19:08Please excuse my son, Mrs. Shiva.
19:10Just point to anything in the store and it is yours.
19:12I mean that, isn't it?
19:13That's right.
19:14The cash register, maybe, huh?
19:16Wait a minute.
19:17Here.
19:18Here are several dozen carnations on the house courtesy of Gravis Mushnik the Bloom Tycoon.
19:26That's my dad.
19:27Thanks.
19:28Thanks very much.
19:30Only tell me.
19:32Why are you so happy?
19:34Not only did my Uncle Murphy's brother, Yankle, die.
19:39Tenebly, New Jersey.
19:41You should also get some flowers to the pool that plant there.
19:45Good morning, Mr. Mushnik.
19:48Good morning.
19:49Good morning, Mrs. Shiva.
19:51Look what happened to my plant, Dad.
19:53Who are you calling Dad?
19:54Who, who?
19:55Oh, no.
19:56And it was so beautiful just a few seconds ago.
19:59Excellent.
20:00Just a few seconds ago, I gave away dozens of carnations free to Mrs. Shiva.
20:04I didn't mean it.
20:05You have perhaps an explanation.
20:08No, but if you give me a minute, I'll think of one.
20:10I can see it all now.
20:12We are in the poorhouse.
20:14That big sign in the sky, it is reading,
20:17Seymour Krelboind rest in peace in Arabic.
20:22Well, you've got to give him another chance.
20:24You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnik.
20:26I'll sit up all night with that plant.
20:28It'll be healthy in the morning.
20:29You'll see.
20:30I promise.
20:31I promise.
20:32I promise.
20:42Feed me.
20:49Feed me.
20:53Feed me.
20:55Who said that?
20:59You said that.
21:01You said that.
21:02You said that.
21:04Feed me.
21:06You said that.
21:09You can talk.
21:11I've got a talking plant.
21:13Say it again.
21:14Feed me.
21:16Oh, boy.
21:18I never been to college, and I ain't been around much.
21:21But I'd have been willing to bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant.
21:25But I'll take your word for it.
21:27Gee, Junior, I'd like to feed you.
21:29But I used up all my fingers.
21:31Feed me!
21:34Look at me, I'm all cut to pieces.
21:39But maybe I can find another drop here someplace.
21:46That's the best I can do.
21:50Mar! Mar!
21:53But I'm already anemic.
21:55Feed me more!
21:58Gee, Junior, I'd be happy to give you anything I got.
22:02But I've got to keep a little blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than Ma.
22:07I'm sorry, Junior.
22:08Oh, I'll go for a walk. Maybe I'll think of something.
22:16Oh, I'll go for a walk.
22:46Oh, my God.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:47Oh, my God.
23:48Oh, my God.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:50Oh, my God.
23:51Oh, my God.
23:52Oh, my God.
23:53Oh, my God.
23:54Oh, my God.
23:55Oh, my God.
23:56Oh, my God.
23:57Oh, my God.
23:58Oh, my God.
23:59Oh, my God.
24:00Oh, my God.
24:01Oh, my God.
24:02Oh, my God.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Oh, my God.
24:07Oh, my God.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09Oh, my God.
24:10Daddy, there's somebody else there.
24:40Look, cowhound, don't bother me, I've got problems of my own.
25:04Feed me.
25:05I'm sorry, pal.
25:06I'm fresh out of blood.
25:07Talk to somebody else.
25:09I'm hungry.
25:10I don't care what you are.
25:12Can't you see I'm knocked out?
25:14I just killed a man.
25:16I'm a murderer.
25:17Huh?
25:18You think it's fun to be a murderer?
25:19You think it's fun to haul around a sack full of food?
25:23Food.
25:24Oh, no, Junior.
25:25What kind of guy do you think I am?
25:28I'm starved.
25:30Well, maybe just a sack.
25:36Yeah.
25:37No.
25:38Mmm.
25:39That looks great.
25:43Hmm.
25:44Mmm.
25:45Mmm.
25:46That looks great.
25:47Mmm.
25:48Mmm.
25:49Mmm.
25:50Mmm.
25:51Now, that is what I call a salad.
25:54What do you call that salad?
25:55Now, that is what I call a salad.
25:59What do you call that salad?
26:00A variant.
26:02Well, before the next course, I think I'll have a nice cigar.
26:05You all right?
26:07You would like maybe a cigar?
26:10You don't smoke cigars.
26:12What am I thinking about?
26:14Where are the matches?
26:15Oh, boy.
26:17You know what I found?
26:19I'm looking for the matches.
26:21And I found I left the money in the other suit.
26:25Here's your mock chicken legs.
26:29You don't have any money?
26:33So what else is new?
26:36All right.
26:36All right.
26:37I made a mistake.
26:38After all, a man is entitled?
26:40Go on.
26:41This is your story.
26:43I'll wait for the punch.
26:44Don't get smart with me, girly.
26:47I'll have you know that in my shop in the cash register,
26:50I'm having the total day's receipt,
26:52which is summing up to more than $9.
26:55You'll bring the rest of the food,
26:57then I'll go to the shop and get the money.
27:00You're playing my favorite song.
27:03Now look here, Buster.
27:05One of you is going to go down right now and get the loot,
27:08while the other one stays here,
27:10until the first one gets back,
27:12if you get what I mean.
27:14Oh, fine.
27:15In this fancy-schmency restaurant,
27:17you are holding hostages, right?
27:19Right.
27:19Excellent.
27:23You eat up, Audrey.
27:25I'll be back in a flash with the cash.
27:27Bye, Granliss.
27:28It's a season to be jolly.
27:36It's a season to be jolly.
27:48You're flush now, right?
28:19Bring me whiskey, rum, wine, gin, bourbon.
28:22What?
28:22Scotch, rye, tequila, Spocky, Manischewitz.
28:26Did you bring the money?
28:27Don't bug me with the money.
28:29I got to get drunk now.
28:31What flipped him?
28:32I don't know.
28:34Here, take it.
28:35Bring me anything.
28:35Bring me everything.
28:36Creme de mince.
28:37Everything you got.
28:38Okay.
28:40Gavin, what happened?
28:42Don't ask.
28:43You look like you've seen a ghost.
28:45Ghosts I could handle.
28:46Don't ask.
28:47Why don't you tell me?
28:48Maybe I could help her.
28:49Help?
28:49You couldn't.
28:50Try and eat something.
28:52It'll calm your aggromation.
28:56In my own shop.
28:58Audrey, you wouldn't believe it.
29:00We should break out and tell me.
29:02All right.
29:02I'll tell you tomorrow.
29:03Right after I am telling the police.
29:10But Mushnick didn't come to the police.
29:12If he had, that might have been the finish of the unhappy story.
29:17It was not.
29:35Hi, Gravis.
29:36$85 was the business already and we barely opened.
29:40What did I tell you?
29:44You wouldn't be interested in selling a half-inchist to this place, huh?
29:47Mr. Mushnick, we talked to the committee.
29:49And they said we could use your followers.
29:51On the floor.
29:52Hey, guess what?
29:53I'm going to feature Audrey Jr.
29:54Right on top.
29:55Boy.
29:56Can't you just picture it?
29:57I can picture it.
29:58Oh, won't the people just eat it up?
30:00Eat up the people.
30:01And we're going to have the big part of it open.
30:03So she can sit in it.
30:04Who?
30:04The queen with her crown and scepter.
30:07She'll be so cute.
30:08Oh, you could just eat her up.
30:10Eat up the girl.
30:11Oh, there's Seymour.
30:12No, Seymour.
30:14Oh, no, no, I got a toothache.
30:16Oh, I got a toothache.
30:17Let me go.
30:18You come see.
30:20Oh, my God, I got a toothache.
30:21It's all that's all my job.
30:24Oh, my God.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:27Now, Seymour, talk on me.
30:30I got a toothache.
30:31What do you want to talk about?
30:32That plant, is that a nice subject for to talk?
30:35The plant, the plant is great.
30:36It's four times bigger than it was yesterday.
30:38I saw, I saw.
30:39How come the plant is now so big?
30:41Oh, I don't know.
30:43But look at all them people out there.
30:45We've only been open a half hour.
30:47We've already done $70 worth of business.
30:49$85.
30:49Now, look, Seymour.
30:51You gave this plant a fancy name, Audrey Jr.,
30:54but I want to know right now, what do just people call it?
30:57Well, it's a cross between a Butterworth and a Venus flytree.
31:01Venus flytrap.
31:02And what are the habits of this Venus flytrap?
31:05Well, the book says it eats insects.
31:07It eats them three times in its life, and then it's full grown.
31:10Excellent.
31:11And how many times is this one eat?
31:13Well, once or twice.
31:16You don't remember?
31:18Well, this is kind of an unusual type flytrap.
31:21That is a possibility.
31:24It may never eat again.
31:25I don't see how it could get any bigger.
31:26Then you think it don't need any more flies.
31:31Yeah.
31:34Oh, my tooth is just killing me.
31:37All right, excellent.
31:39You run along to the dentist.
31:41I'll take care of things here.
31:43Thanks, boss.
31:45Graves!
31:46We've got to order more flowers.
31:48Tons of them!
31:49I'm making lots of money.
31:57Oh, please, don't hurt me any more!
32:15Oh, I can't stop it!
32:18Oh, no, no, no!
32:20That'll get you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat!
32:23Go ahead and run, you sniffling dog.
32:32Go ahead and run.
32:32I'm glad I hurt you.
32:33I'm glad.
32:33I'm glad.
32:35Seymour.
32:36Seymour.
32:37Got a bad tooth, huh?
32:38No, I thought this was the man's mouth.
32:39Seymour, come back here, you bad dog.
32:41You get in there.
32:44So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh?
32:48Sit down.
32:49Come on.
32:50Come on.
32:53Guess what?
32:56My tooth stopped hurting.
32:58Yes, I know.
32:59Let's see.
33:01Shut up and open up.
33:02Uh-huh.
33:08Ow!
33:09Does that hurt?
33:10Yeah!
33:10Good, you haven't felt anything yet.
33:12Uh-huh.
33:13You should have over here.
33:15Seymour, who is the dentist here, you or me?
33:17I'll find that tooth.
33:19Mm-hmm.
33:20Uh-huh.
33:22Look at that stalagmite.
33:25But don't worry.
33:25It's going to be an easy one, Seymour.
33:27I won't even use Novocaine.
33:29Ow!
33:29You broke the mirror in my mouth.
33:31Well, don't tell me about it, stupid.
33:32Just swallow it.
33:34All right.
33:35Yes.
33:35Let's see now, Seymour.
33:37See, I'll have this one and this one and that one.
33:41And I have to have this one, Seymour.
33:42It's only one, too.
33:43Seymour, who is the dentist here, you or me?
33:45Are you practicing dentistry without a license?
33:47All right.
33:49Uh-huh.
33:50Let's see.
33:51Uh-huh.
33:52Oh, shh.
33:53Seymour, Seymour, don't be there.
33:57Ah!
33:58Ah!
33:59Ah!
34:00Look at that.
34:01Would you look at that, Seymour?
34:03I didn't know you were an elf.
34:05Look.
34:06You know, I can't afford an assistant.
34:10So I get this ready, instant mix.
34:13It doesn't last very long, but it tastes good.
34:16Mm.
34:17All right, Seymour.
34:19Oh, stay away from me.
34:20Seymour.
34:21You're trying to kill me.
34:22A duel.
34:23Aha!
34:25Hoop!
34:25Hoop!
34:38Is this Dr. Farb's office?
34:40Uh, just a minute.
34:42Oh, yes. I see it is.
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