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00:01There is some guy passed out in our bathtub!
00:04Hey, buddy. Party's over.
00:07I think he's dead.
00:09Jacob's death has been reclassified to homicide.
00:12Word gets out, we have a dead guy in the house.
00:14There's nobody in town who'll come over here and have sex with us.
00:16Not from Scruff, Growler, Craigslist.
00:18Craigslist? Really?
00:19Was there anyone else in the house when you discovered the body?
00:21Just my boyfriend.
00:22Oh, Nelson. Boyfriend? Already?
00:24The guy is amazingly hot.
00:27They say the, uh, way to a man's heart is...
00:30Well, after dinner like that, you're gonna get a little more than my heart.
00:33I'm calling the police.
00:34You know, I'm just a visitor here, so I should probably get going anyway.
00:37Well, that's weird. Why wouldn't you want to talk to the police?
00:39Say something.
00:40Well, I think it's obvious that we both find each other attractive and...
00:44No, no, no, no. I mean, say testing one, two, three.
00:47So I figure if the program works for the Hudson, why wouldn't it work for me?
00:50And thank you so much for signing my authentic Woodburn.
00:54Yeah, uh, is there somewhere I can wash my hands?
00:58Did you have to kill some poor sap at my 40th birthday party just to ruin it?
01:02None of what you just said is the truth, especially the part about you turning 40.
01:06I would love to work here.
01:07Let's go fill out the paperwork.
01:09And, of course, you're gonna have to give me a...
01:10Boldly understandable.
01:11That's right. I could go around the corner and top that hot Armenian guy at the flower mart,
01:15or I can bottom to this guy right over here.
01:17Is this really a contest you need to win right now?
01:19I'm getting herpes just listening to it.
01:21About time you came to my show. I told you before, I need bears here.
01:25That way, if it's half full, it still looks packed.
01:28I was invited to a bear event. It was called a bear-be-queue.
01:31You gotta figure out what the hell happened before we all end up in prison getting raped.
01:35Oh, honey, I don't think you have much to worry about.
01:40It's a screwdriver.
01:42Yeah, and?
01:43And it's 8 in the morning, drunkie.
01:45I don't incriminate against anyone. I super call racists.
02:04What a f***!
02:05Take the bear! Take the bear!
02:07Wait, wait, wait!
02:08Wait!
02:09Wait!
02:10Wait!
02:11Wait!
02:12Wait!
02:13Wait!
02:14Wait!
02:15Wait!
02:16Don't ruin me!
02:17Oh!
02:20S***!
02:21I don't care!
02:23I don't care!
02:25I don't care!
02:26I don't care!
02:27I don't care!
02:28I don't care!
02:29I don't care!
02:30I don't care!
02:31I don't care!
02:32I don't care!
02:33My friend Chip bought Sharon Tate's house in 1972.
02:36Hasn't been laid since.
02:37Hasn't been laid since.