Where the Bears Are | movie | 2012 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:01There is some guy passed out in our bathtub!

00:04Hey, buddy. Party's over.

00:07I think he's dead.

00:09Jacob's death has been reclassified to homicide.

00:12Word gets out, we have a dead guy in the house.

00:14There's nobody in town who'll come over here and have sex with us.

00:16Not from Scruff, Growler, Craigslist.

00:18Craigslist? Really?

00:19Was there anyone else in the house when you discovered the body?

00:21Just my boyfriend.

00:22Oh, Nelson. Boyfriend? Already?

00:24The guy is amazingly hot.

00:27They say the, uh, way to a man's heart is...

00:30Well, after dinner like that, you're gonna get a little more than my heart.

00:33I'm calling the police.

00:34You know, I'm just a visitor here, so I should probably get going anyway.

00:37Well, that's weird. Why wouldn't you want to talk to the police?

00:39Say something.

00:40Well, I think it's obvious that we both find each other attractive and...

00:44No, no, no, no. I mean, say testing one, two, three.

00:47So I figure if the program works for the Hudson, why wouldn't it work for me?

00:50And thank you so much for signing my authentic Woodburn.

00:54Yeah, uh, is there somewhere I can wash my hands?

00:58Did you have to kill some poor sap at my 40th birthday party just to ruin it?

01:02None of what you just said is the truth, especially the part about you turning 40.

01:06I would love to work here.

01:07Let's go fill out the paperwork.

01:09And, of course, you're gonna have to give me a...

01:10Boldly understandable.

01:11That's right. I could go around the corner and top that hot Armenian guy at the flower mart,

01:15or I can bottom to this guy right over here.

01:17Is this really a contest you need to win right now?

01:19I'm getting herpes just listening to it.

01:21About time you came to my show. I told you before, I need bears here.

01:25That way, if it's half full, it still looks packed.

01:28I was invited to a bear event. It was called a bear-be-queue.

01:31You gotta figure out what the hell happened before we all end up in prison getting raped.

01:35Oh, honey, I don't think you have much to worry about.

01:40It's a screwdriver.

01:42Yeah, and?

01:43And it's 8 in the morning, drunkie.

01:45I don't incriminate against anyone. I super call racists.

02:04What a f***!

02:05Take the bear! Take the bear!

02:07Wait, wait, wait!

02:08Wait!

02:09Wait!

02:10Wait!

02:11Wait!

02:12Wait!

02:13Wait!

02:14Wait!

02:15Wait!

02:16Don't ruin me!

02:17Oh!

02:20S***!

02:21I don't care!

02:23I don't care!

02:25I don't care!

02:26I don't care!

02:27I don't care!

02:28I don't care!

02:29I don't care!

02:30I don't care!

02:31I don't care!

02:32I don't care!

02:33My friend Chip bought Sharon Tate's house in 1972.

02:36Hasn't been laid since.

02:37Hasn't been laid since.

Where the Bears Are | movie | 2012 | Official Trailer

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