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00:00Oh

00:30Oh, yeah!

00:53My prisoner!

00:55How foolish of you to enter my domain!

01:00Go on. Struggle all you like.

01:03You're trapped and you'll never escape. Never, never!

01:08Now to begin the water torture.

01:13Have you got that spider out of the bath yet, Dad?

01:16Er, working on it.

01:23Oh.

01:30There once was a bad boy called Bob who liked to make all the girls sob.

01:40He climbed up a tree, said,

01:42Hey, look at me!

01:43Then spat out a great lump of gum.

01:46Then spat out a great lump of gum.

01:48Hmm.

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01:58Great

02:28Hi, I'm Sally Van

02:39And I'm Mike Today

02:41Here are the news headlines

02:43Boys brains are made of dirty hankies

02:46Girls brains are made of boiled cabbage

02:49Boys smell like sweaty squid

02:52Girls smell like wet eagles

02:55Boys sing like this

02:58Girls sing like this

03:04I think you're funny

03:10I think you are

03:20That's it, that's it

03:23The world's most technologically advanced device is now under my command

03:28And when I press this button

03:30Nothing can stop it

03:32Nothing, nothing, nothing

03:34Oh

03:39Oh

03:40That's the play button there, Dad

03:42Uh, yes

03:44Right

03:45Right

03:47The world's most technologically advanced device is now under my command

03:52Is riding his motorbike

03:54He thinks riding through the forest is lots of fun

03:58He thinks riding through the tunnel is lots of fun

04:02But he thinks that riding through the car wash is absolutely no fun at all

04:08Oh

04:14Oh, beautiful baby girl

04:16Isn't she gorgeous?

04:17Ha ha ha

04:18It's Captain Gag-tastic

04:20Yes, it's me

04:21Ha ha

04:22The super villain who torments people with the dreaded power of his terrible jokes

04:26Don't do it

04:27Don't do it

04:28Ah, ahem

04:29What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?

04:31We...

04:32We don't know

04:33We don't know

04:34A trombone

04:35Get it, bone

04:36Ha ha ha

04:37Oh no, that's awful

04:38You've made the baby cry

04:40What's green and sings rock and roll?

04:42Stop

04:43Please

04:44Leave us alone

04:45Elvis Parsley

04:47Ha ha ha

04:48Oh, that's really terrible

04:50Ah, I think you need to change the baby

04:53Get a puppy instead

04:54Ha ha ha

04:56A famous French chef called Jean-Luc

05:08Was asked to make lunch for a duke

05:11He stretched his mouth wide

05:13Stuck two fingers inside

05:15And served up a great bowl of...

05:18Hey, let me out

05:21Sixty million years ago, last Tuesday

05:23The mighty dinosaurs were wiped out

05:25There were many reasons for this

05:27And here is just one of them

05:29Number sixty-three

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06:01Oh, I say, look, there's June Spume

06:03Uh...

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06:05June Spume, give us a tune

06:06I am June Spume

06:07This is my tune

06:09June.

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