A woman's peaceful mountain getaway takes a bizarre turn when her boyfriend disappears, and a random naked man shows up claiming to be him.
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00:01:00Whoopsie.
00:01:30Hey, man. Sorry, there's a construction crew. What's up?
00:01:39What? You said you were going to be able to cover my shifts this weekend.
00:01:44What? Yeah, I mean, ask Brian. I can't do it. I'm not going to be here.
00:01:47Me and Emma are leaving a Santa Clarita in like five minutes.
00:02:02Just get Brian to do it.
00:02:04Okay, well, let me know what he says.
00:02:06All right, I got to go. Bye.
00:02:09Babe?
00:02:10Yeah, I'll be there in a second.
00:02:11Yeah, the guys are almost here.
00:02:41When's the last time we were all together?
00:02:48Um, Big Bear.
00:02:50Oh, yeah, right. When you kept me awake, drunk all night in the hot tub.
00:02:53Okay, well, that's your fault for getting a room that was next to the hot tub.
00:02:57You were singing alone in a hot tub at 3 a.m. when everyone was trying to sleep right outside my room.
00:03:01Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to take advantage of a hot tub.
00:03:04Oh, my God. Is your work literally calling you again?
00:03:07Yeah, sorry. Mark says he can't cover my shift now, even though he said he would.
00:03:13God, this bar is such a goddamn mess.
00:03:15Just text Jeff. He's the manager. It's his job to, like, figure it out, not yours.
00:03:19I know. It's just, that's the way that bar is. It's a mess.
00:03:23You know, it's like last-minute shift coverages.
00:03:26That thing's going to be under in, like, a month.
00:03:29I think everything's going to be fine.
00:03:30Dude, where are we going?
00:03:32Your uncle's place is seriously in the middle of nowhere.
00:03:34Hey, you will love it.
00:03:37All right, he's in, he's on vacation in Reno or something,
00:03:41and he said that we could stay there for the weekend.
00:03:48Oh, you can press the little button.
00:03:52Hey, why'd you bring, like, a big roller bag for a weekend trip, you weirdo?
00:03:56Uh, I'm OCD, and I just threw a bunch of shit in a bag.
00:04:01Don't judge me.
00:04:02I'm glad you're prepared, because I am a severely underpass.
00:04:06I've got you.
00:04:08Wow.
00:04:09Where's the hot tub? I want to be away from that room.
00:04:12Hot tub?
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:13My uncle doesn't have a hot tub.
00:04:14Get wide. Get ready.
00:04:34Yeah, I mean, I basically started it, so it's, like, obviously going to break on the next one.
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:45I don't even know why we're doing this.
00:04:46You know, the fireplace is like a, it's like a candle or something.
00:04:51Really?
00:04:51Doesn't need logs?
00:04:53No.
00:04:54Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?
00:04:56You seemed really committed.
00:04:59All right, well, tell Emma that I cut it.
00:05:03I'm not going to tell her.
00:05:05Victory piece.
00:05:06Hey.
00:05:34Hi.
00:05:35What?
00:05:36It was, um, how was the wood chopping?
00:05:40It was good, yeah.
00:05:42You know, it's actually not that hard.
00:05:43You just got to center your stance
00:05:45and then just really drive through the, with your hips.
00:05:49Mm, drive through.
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:52You didn't chop a piece of wood, did you?
00:05:53No, I didn't chop any wood.
00:05:54Yeah, busted.
00:05:57That's okay.
00:05:58That's okay.
00:05:59Next time.
00:06:04Oh, God.
00:06:24Cheers.
00:06:24He's had a few.
00:06:25Okay, Chris, your turn.
00:06:27Um, two truths and a lie.
00:06:29Right.
00:06:31Okay.
00:06:32I can actually play the game this time.
00:06:34I have chairophobia.
00:06:36It's not a thing.
00:06:37Um, I believe the greatest actress in the world is Calista Flockhart.
00:06:42Nah, that one's a lie.
00:06:43And I can break glass with my voice.
00:06:46See, he doesn't get it.
00:06:47Those all sound like lies.
00:06:49Yeah, the last one's like a movie thing.
00:06:51That's not even real.
00:06:53Oh, it's a thing.
00:06:54It's like in cartoons only.
00:06:55Then do it.
00:06:56Yeah, do it.
00:06:57Just break the glasses in our hands.
00:06:58Don't ask him to do it.
00:06:59You guys should cover your ears, because...
00:07:01No, you're just drunk.
00:07:02That's impossible.
00:07:04Oh, God.
00:07:05Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:07:06Yeah, you can stop.
00:07:07I never play this game right.
00:07:08No, we know that.
00:07:09You tell them three lies.
00:07:12Oh, cool.
00:07:14It's good that you remembered the booze, but you forgot to get our s'mores stuff, bud.
00:07:18Bud, you've been calling me bud, like, this whole trip.
00:07:21You realize, like, calling me bud or guy or boss is actually kind of condescending.
00:07:27Okay, you're deflecting.
00:07:28And I'd like s'mores.
00:07:30And you're my bud.
00:07:30It's not that big of a deal.
00:07:31We asked you last minute.
00:07:33I got gas for the car.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:35I asked you to get s'mores stuff, and you got beer.
00:07:38I can't roast a beer.
00:07:39Well, I did.
00:07:39Just because you're sober does not mean I have to be.
00:07:42All right, so please stop quietly judging me.
00:07:45Oh, he's judge.
00:07:47Yeah, I am.
00:07:47Judge.
00:07:47Nobody's judging.
00:07:49He's judge.
00:07:50Guys, nobody's judging anyone.
00:07:52We love that you're sober, and you don't have to be.
00:07:55100%.
00:07:56Good.
00:07:57That's only my preference.
00:07:58Because I'm not going to be.
00:07:58Who else would I drink with?
00:08:00Right?
00:08:05What the hell?
00:08:06What?
00:08:07What, do you see that?
00:08:11What is that?
00:08:11Hello?
00:08:19Oh, it stopped.
00:08:20I bet it's one of those, um, the air, air, hell, air, air, turbines.
00:08:27Wind turbines.
00:08:27You're real.
00:08:28You're talking about wind turbines.
00:08:29Yeah, the air turbine.
00:08:31The air wind.
00:08:31I said it.
00:08:32Wind turbine.
00:08:33Wind propellers.
00:08:33I gave you the words.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35Wikipedia.
00:08:36God, fuck.
00:08:38Sorry.
00:08:39I said, um, your keys.
00:08:42Yes, give me your keys.
00:08:44You are such an idiot.
00:08:46Um, green lights, weird noises.
00:08:51That is my cue.
00:08:52I'm going inside.
00:08:53What?
00:08:53My cue.
00:08:54I'm going inside.
00:08:54Oh, what?
00:08:55Seriously?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:55I am too.
00:08:56I'm kind of cool.
00:08:56What?
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:57Come on.
00:08:58Guys, seriously, it's probably just a hiker or something.
00:09:01Put the fire out.
00:09:03What?
00:09:04I guess it's just you and me, then.
00:09:07Can you relight these things?
00:09:09I don't know.
00:09:10Oh.
00:09:10You want to put the top on?
00:09:12Maybe make you feel a little vanlier?
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:16That's a good call.
00:09:20Just let me know if you need me to do it.
00:09:25Huh.
00:09:26Oh.
00:09:28I got it.
00:09:29I'm very cute and very drunk.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:51I love you.
00:09:52I love you too.
00:09:53What?
00:09:54I love you too.
00:09:55I love you too.
00:09:56What?
00:09:58Ah, nothing.
00:10:00What?
00:10:02Well, I was...
00:10:04I was thinking maybe...
00:10:07Maybe we could try, you know?
00:10:11Tonight.
00:10:11I...
00:10:12I...
00:10:12I...
00:10:12I don't...
00:10:13I don't know.
00:10:28I...
00:10:29I think I am.
00:10:31Yeah, thank you.
00:10:34What...
00:10:35Why...
00:10:36Why tonight?
00:10:37What's different?
00:10:39I don't know.
00:10:39I...
00:10:40I know...
00:10:41I know we talked before, you know, and it was always, like, my job and...
00:10:50You know, it's kind of just hard to...
00:10:52Yeah, money stuff and how it's hard and it's expensive.
00:10:55Yeah, and I can barely look after us, but I...
00:11:00Look, I've been thinking about it and people do a lot more with a lot less.
00:11:05So, you know, why don't we give it a shot?
00:11:10Um, I just don't...
00:11:14I think you're just drunk and you're gonna wake up and forget that you talked to me about
00:11:20this.
00:11:20Every other time we've talked about it, you said you weren't ready.
00:11:24You...
00:11:24I'm pretty sure you said five years.
00:11:26Time.
00:11:27All right.
00:11:28How many did you get?
00:11:28I have Tad, Rad, and Bad.
00:11:31Ready?
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:33I got those, too.
00:11:34Those are my first words, so you have zero.
00:11:36That's zero words.
00:11:37That's like a record.
00:11:40Look at me.
00:11:42This game is death.
00:11:44We're not ready.
00:11:45We're not...
00:11:46We're not even engaged.
00:11:48We're not...
00:11:48This doesn't need to be...
00:11:50Ready financially.
00:11:51It's not...
00:11:51I know, I know, I know.
00:11:52It's not the right time.
00:11:53Forget...
00:11:53You know what?
00:11:54I'm stupid.
00:11:55I'm...
00:11:55I'm an idiot.
00:11:56I mean, there's tons of E's on here.
00:11:57You could have just done read.
00:11:58Read.
00:11:59Tads.
00:12:00Rad's bad.
00:12:01Yeah, that would have worked, but the time has passed.
00:12:03All right, I'm...
00:12:04I'm gonna do my score.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:06I don't think you have any scoreable words.
00:12:08No, I don't think I do have any scoreable words.
00:12:10I mean, we could do something else.
00:12:11We could play Catan.
00:12:13How about TV?
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:17There's this great new show called The Bingo Boys.
00:12:21What's it about?
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:23I didn't...
00:12:24I didn't mean to make you upset.
00:12:26This is totally my fault.
00:12:27I just...
00:12:29I had too much to drink, and I got a little carried away.
00:12:35Let's just lie here.
00:12:37Okay?
00:12:38So, I guess I'm just playing for my personal best at this point.
00:12:41Yeah.
00:12:42Yeah, your personal best.
00:12:44I need water.
00:12:48Agua.
00:12:49Do you, uh...
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:50Do you want some water?
00:12:51Yeah, I do.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:53Okay, so...
00:12:54I'll be back in a second.
00:12:55Oh...
00:12:57Oh...
00:12:58I can't...
00:12:59I can't...
00:13:02I can't...
00:13:07Oh...
00:13:15Oh, my God.
00:13:45Hey, whoever's out there, this is private property.
00:14:02Okay, you want me to call the cops?
00:14:04I'm going to call the cops on your asses.
00:14:15Okay.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:21Okay.
00:14:24I'm too drunk for this.
00:14:26Hey, losers.
00:14:28Hey.
00:14:29Um, did you see Chris?
00:14:31I thought he was with you.
00:14:32No, and I looked everywhere.
00:14:35I feel like he went outside.
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:39Well, give him a kiss.
00:14:41Bye.
00:14:44I'll kiss you if we can play a different game.
00:14:46Great.
00:15:08So this is how I die.
00:15:10Chris!
00:15:26So, you just walk further into the hills.
00:15:29Okay.
00:15:29Chris!
00:15:57Chris!
00:15:57Oh, my God.
00:16:03Chris!
00:16:10Chris!
00:16:10Chris!
00:16:10He's saying aliens, or are you saying aliens?
00:16:23Emma?
00:16:25Emma?
00:16:27Emma?
00:16:29Sorry.
00:16:29So, have you seen any, I don't know, hikers or anyone else coming on the property since
00:16:34you've been here?
00:16:35Anything unusual?
00:16:36Yes.
00:16:37Yeah, it was very unusual.
00:16:39There was someone on the property.
00:16:40Okay.
00:16:41Well...
00:16:41Someone with a green light.
00:16:43Yeah, I got that.
00:16:45Um, did anyone else see anything?
00:16:48Because all I have right now is abducted by green light.
00:16:54Yeah, thank you, deputy.
00:16:56Uh, it's, uh, officer, actually.
00:16:58Sorry.
00:16:59Officer.
00:17:00It's okay, officer, deputy.
00:17:01It's actually two different jurisdictions.
00:17:03Actually, that's kind of part of the problem.
00:17:05A pro...
00:17:06What does that mean?
00:17:06Well, we're most likely going to have to request assistance from a neighboring department.
00:17:11Maybe even state police.
00:17:12Will that take a long time?
00:17:14Well, we need to make the request first, and then hopefully they prioritize it.
00:17:17And then, um, you know, not too long after that.
00:17:20Take care, you guys.
00:17:21And, uh, we're going to figure this out.
00:17:28Do not feel confident in that.
00:17:36We should all just get some sleep.
00:17:42I'm dead.
00:17:43I can hang out if you want to go to bed.
00:17:46I don't think I'll be able to sleep.
00:17:47I don't think I'll be able to sleep.
00:18:06Hey, you've reached Chris.
00:18:19I am not available again.
00:18:20What time is it?
00:18:22I'll be back to you as soon as I can.
00:18:24Ciao, ciao.
00:18:34Bars?
00:18:34Let's go.
00:18:36Randy, stay here.
00:18:37What?
00:18:38Where are we going?
00:18:42Okay, so you're here.
00:18:44I, um, appreciate you, uh, coming here and following up on the case.
00:18:49Uh, hasn't been much progress.
00:18:52It's only been about eight hours, I think.
00:18:55But, um, and we're still waiting to hear about, uh, additional support.
00:19:00Did anyone see anything?
00:19:01Did anyone else call it in?
00:19:03A neighbor?
00:19:04Uh, uh, um, uh, no, not yet.
00:19:11Not yet.
00:19:12Not yet, but we'll, we'll let you know when they do.
00:19:17Um, we'll promise and we'll let you know.
00:19:20Um, okay, so is that it?
00:19:23What are you doing to find him?
00:19:25We're working on it.
00:19:26We're working on it.
00:19:26Now, now, now, no, the, the report was a little thin, you don't mind me saying.
00:19:32And the story that was told to Officer Conrad didn't make a hell of a lot of sense.
00:19:38It's not a story.
00:19:39It's what happened.
00:19:40I'm pretty sure you, you said, you know, big green light and he got taken, is that?
00:19:47Yes.
00:19:48Okay, all right.
00:19:49I'm sorry.
00:19:49I'm sorry that I don't have a more normal story for you because what happened to me wasn't
00:19:53normal.
00:19:54It wasn't normal.
00:19:55I don't, I don't know what else to, it sounds crazy.
00:19:58I just don't know.
00:20:00I don't know what else to do.
00:20:01You guys are the ones who are supposed to help with this.
00:20:03I understand, ma'am.
00:20:05It seems like, it seems like you don't because that's.
00:20:08I do.
00:20:08I understand.
00:20:09Every minute that passes, he could be dead.
00:20:12Now, ma'am, no disrespect, but what, you could be a little confused with what you saw.
00:20:19A little bit.
00:20:22I'm confused.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:24Um, I just, okay, I just, am I, am I at a police station or am I at fucking Disneyland?
00:20:37What is, what is this?
00:20:38What's, what's happening?
00:20:40Aren't you supposed to do your job?
00:20:41You're supposed to ask questions.
00:20:43You're supposed to like look into things.
00:20:44I watch TV.
00:20:46Wow.
00:20:47So, so I came, so I came here for answers and you guys don't have any answers and technically
00:20:52you don't know anything and you haven't done anything and you don't have any plans to do
00:20:55anything.
00:20:55So basically I should do everything and I should find him myself because I'm a fucking policeman
00:21:00now, I guess.
00:21:01I'm just going to fucking do it myself.
00:21:04Sorry.
00:21:05She's under a lot of stress.
00:21:06So.
00:21:08You guys are doing great.
00:21:15So, what do you think?
00:21:18I don't know.
00:21:20It is odd.
00:21:21Two missing persons in the last year, both male, early thirties, and the, the profiles
00:21:27match up.
00:21:29Who kidnaps a guy?
00:21:33Who kidnaps anyone?
00:21:35Idiots.
00:21:37Weirdos.
00:21:38Lunatics.
00:21:39Criminals.
00:21:41But not aliens.
00:21:43It's never aliens.
00:21:44What the fuck?
00:22:09Randy, yeah.
00:22:25I'm asking about this.
00:22:26I mean, should we call, like, the state police or the FBI?
00:22:30Isn't your cousin a cop?
00:22:32He's a beach cop.
00:22:33Okay, well, that would probably be more helpful than...
00:22:36Wait, wait.
00:22:37Do you hear that?
00:22:37Stop.
00:22:38Just fucking...
00:22:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:41Randy, what the fuck is happening?
00:22:42Oh, my God!
00:22:43Thank God, Emma.
00:22:44Thank God.
00:22:45Randy's acting insane.
00:22:47This guy just came out of nowhere.
00:22:49He says he knows what happened to Chris.
00:22:51I'm Chris, Randy.
00:22:53Did you tell him your name?
00:22:54How does he know your name?
00:22:55I didn't know.
00:22:56I didn't say...
00:22:56I was eating some fucking Cocoa Puffs,
00:22:58and this motherfucker comes in.
00:23:01Why are you looking at me like you don't know who I am?
00:23:03Sir?
00:23:04Emma.
00:23:05Okay.
00:23:06Your name is Chris.
00:23:07We also have a Chris.
00:23:09He's missing.
00:23:10He's Asian.
00:23:11He's about your height.
00:23:14Kind of like me, but he shows it more.
00:23:17What?
00:23:18What are you saying?
00:23:20What are you saying?
00:23:21I'm Chris.
00:23:21This is me.
00:23:22No.
00:23:22This is me.
00:23:22Sir?
00:23:23Relax.
00:23:24Clearly he is on some sort of drug trip.
00:23:26I'm not on drugs.
00:23:27I'm Chris.
00:23:27Why are you naked?
00:23:28I was abducted last night.
00:23:29You don't understand.
00:23:30I am Chris.
00:23:30You've got to calm down, man.
00:23:32Just relax.
00:23:32I was...
00:23:33I was over there, and then I was here, and then I was...
00:23:35I was abducted.
00:23:36You're not listening to me.
00:23:37Stop swinging back.
00:23:38Stay back.
00:23:39Stay back.
00:23:39Relax.
00:23:40Everybody relax.
00:23:41Sir?
00:23:42I don't know what type of mental illness you have, but this is not your house.
00:23:46You need to leave.
00:23:49I know.
00:23:51This is Randy's uncle's place.
00:23:52Should we get him some clothes?
00:23:53What happened to you?
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:54Randy, get him some of your clothes.
00:23:55Why my clothes?
00:23:57Okay, we do have a similar body type, but I feel like your clothes would be better fit.
00:24:01I don't want to give him my clothes.
00:24:02I'm fucking losing my mind at all where I am in the world I'm in right now.
00:24:05I don't think I'm losing my mind.
00:24:08I don't know if I'm dreaming or something.
00:24:11What the hell?
00:24:14This guy's fucking losing it.
00:24:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
00:24:17What is this?
00:24:18Oh my God, what is his face?
00:24:20What is his face?
00:24:22Guys!
00:24:23Guys!
00:24:24What is this?
00:24:24What is happening?
00:24:25What is his face?
00:24:30He's selling meth.
00:24:34That's a good job.
00:24:41We gotta call the cops.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54We don't gotta call the cops.
00:24:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:56Why the hell not?
00:24:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:57I think, I think that was assault.
00:24:59What the heck?
00:25:00And then I think technically we kidnapped him.
00:25:02Also just, we, we, we need answers.
00:25:05He was naked. Indecent proposal.
00:25:10I don't know who you are or what you're fucking on.
00:25:13I just need to know what happened to Chris.
00:25:14What the fuck do you know about Chris?
00:25:16Emma, it's me. I'm Chris. You're Emma.
00:25:18Obviously. Babe. Randy. Bars.
00:25:21You're not my fucking boyfriend. What the fuck did you take?
00:25:23Whatever game this is, it's not funny.
00:25:25I don't like boar. I don't like games!
00:25:28Okay, calm down. There's no reason. This person's clearly insane.
00:25:31No offense, but you are on meth.
00:25:33I've been there. I mean, not meth, but I get it.
00:25:38You're out of sorts. Emma, babe, babe, please.
00:25:40Don't fucking call me Emma. You don't know me and I don't know you.
00:25:42Guys, guys, guys, I know this is fucking crazy, okay?
00:25:45I know. I was up in the hills, the green light happened, and then I was abducted.
00:25:52When we saw the green light by the fire, okay, I thought it was some hiker or something.
00:25:55Just some local messing with us.
00:25:57And then I saw it again in the kitchen, and then I just went after it like a fucking idiot.
00:26:01And I went up the hill, I saw the green light, and then it was a noise.
00:26:04It was a noise, a crazy noise, like a whirling sound from contact or something, okay?
00:26:08And I know this sounds crazy. I know this sounds crazy.
00:26:10Just listen to the words that I'm telling you.
00:26:12I was taken.
00:26:13And when I woke up, I was paralyzed.
00:26:15And next to me, on the table, was this body.
00:26:20The body that I am in right now.
00:26:30You're pitching us aliens, that's what you're saying?
00:26:32You're saying an alien abducted you?
00:26:34What?
00:26:35And now, that's what they're trying to say.
00:26:36No, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:26:38Aliens took you and my boyfriend and then switched bodies and you're him now.
00:26:42Yes, please, please, just...
00:26:43You expect me to believe that you're my boyfriend?
00:26:46No, I don't. No, I don't.
00:26:46I actually do not, because I understand how crazy the situation is, but it is me, Emma.
00:26:50We got in a fight in the bedroom.
00:26:52I left to go get water.
00:26:53How do you fucking know we got in a fight?
00:26:56It's me, that's why.
00:26:58None of this makes fucking any sense.
00:27:00Chris is Asian. You're white.
00:27:02Very good.
00:27:02Just ask me anything.
00:27:04Just talk to me.
00:27:07What now?
00:27:07You don't fucking move.
00:27:09We're going to get this out of you.
00:27:11Just throw up or shit out whatever you fucking took.
00:27:14Hello?
00:27:17Hello?
00:27:20Wow.
00:27:22$200 later, thanks, Uber Black.
00:27:25Oh, hey, bud.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27Hey.
00:27:27What's going on?
00:27:28You find the place okay?
00:27:29Yeah, no problem.
00:27:30Cool.
00:27:31I love a great road trip off the beaten path.
00:27:34What's going on?
00:27:34What's happening?
00:27:37Patrick, listen.
00:27:39Fuck.
00:27:39I'm just going to say it.
00:27:40Chris is missing and there's a random guy downstairs.
00:27:44What do you mean?
00:27:45He was naked.
00:27:45He's not naked anymore.
00:27:46We gave him Randy's clothes.
00:27:47Wait.
00:27:48Is this some fun game?
00:27:49No, it's not a game.
00:27:51And we need your help, because we're going to go into town and keep looking for Chris,
00:27:54and we need you to stay here and watch the guy.
00:27:57Wait, what guy?
00:27:59Hey, Patrick.
00:28:01Hey.
00:28:03Lucky fucking guess.
00:28:05Wait, how does he know my name?
00:28:07He probably just heard us say it a million times at the top of the stairs.
00:28:10Yeah, right, but that's, like, not cool, right?
00:28:11No, it's not cool.
00:28:12None of this is cool.
00:28:13All we need you to do is just watch him.
00:28:16Don't listen to anything he says.
00:28:18He's on drugs, and he's not Chris.
00:28:20He could be a Chris.
00:28:22He's not our Chris.
00:28:23He's going to keep saying that he's Chris.
00:28:24He's not Chris.
00:28:25So don't believe anything he says.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:27Okay?
00:28:27And just whatever you do, if it gets scary, don't call the cops.
00:28:32Yeah.
00:28:41Come on, let's go!
00:28:43Yeah, where are my keys?
00:28:45Shoddy-ass Wi-Fi.
00:28:46Hey, do you have any ibuprofen?
00:28:47I have, like, the worst headache ever.
00:28:48I don't know.
00:28:49Could you just hurry?
00:28:49Yeah, I'll look.
00:28:51Slept on a freaking recliner last night!
00:28:53Hey.
00:29:12Hey.
00:29:13Why aren't you screaming or anything?
00:29:15Brother, I am so tired.
00:29:19You're tired?
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:28This is a video called Camp Burgers video.
00:29:31It's a close-up of an alien crab.
00:29:33So close, you can see the ocular.
00:29:35Boris, can you put that away, please?
00:29:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:37And we should be paying attention.
00:29:38Stop fidgeting!
00:29:39You're not getting me nervous.
00:29:40Yeah, do we have any water in here?
00:29:41It's, like, so hot in here.
00:29:42My mouth is so dry.
00:29:43Here.
00:29:45Ah!
00:29:46It's like the desert.
00:29:47What are we doing first?
00:29:48We're gonna get out, and we're gonna ask everyone if they've seen Chris or anything suspicious.
00:29:53All we have to do is just stay focused.
00:29:54We have to stay focused, stay centered, keep our eye on the prize, and just keep our cool.
00:29:59Cool.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01You look so good.
00:30:05In this light.
00:30:07What?
00:30:08No.
00:30:09You look so good.
00:30:12Okay.
00:30:14Sleepy time.
00:30:15What are we looking for?
00:30:16Chris.
00:30:17And what is the other things that we're doing?
00:30:19Nothing.
00:30:20Chris.
00:30:27Anything?
00:30:28No.
00:30:29Same as everywhere else.
00:30:30No one knows what I'm talking about.
00:30:31Great.
00:30:32Okay.
00:30:33I think we should just go back to the house.
00:30:35Where's Bars?
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40Can you just find him and meet me there?
00:30:42I'm afraid Chris will.
00:30:43Oh, so I'm just supposed to Uber back?
00:30:47Great.
00:30:52Using specialized equipment, the workers swiftly puncture the cow's skull with a metal rod.
00:30:57Patrick?
00:30:58Ending its life in a matter of seconds and minimizing discomfort.
00:31:02Can I just please have some water or anything?
00:31:04No.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:07Patrick, I can prove that it's me.
00:31:09Sorry, but I'm not talking to you.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12Then just listen, then.
00:31:13Just listen to my words.
00:31:16Two years ago, in Big Bear, I tried to teach you how to ski.
00:31:19Remember that?
00:31:20You took both of your skis off.
00:31:21You walked all the way down the mountain bitching about how you actually hate skiing.
00:31:24I had to carry them down with you.
00:31:25It was your first time.
00:31:27Where are you going, man?
00:31:28Thank you, but no thank you.
00:31:29You're trying to brainwash me.
00:31:30Hard pass.
00:31:31Bars?
00:31:32If a humpback whale were to swallow you, you'd be safe because they don't have conventional
00:31:47teeth like a shark.
00:31:48So they wouldn't cause you any harm.
00:31:49What'd you find?
00:31:50So they wouldn't cause you any harm.
00:31:51Dude!
00:31:53What?
00:31:55What?
00:31:56He's fine.
00:31:57He's downstairs in a basement.
00:31:58Sitting down.
00:31:59If you were to ingest the live snake-
00:32:01Hello!
00:32:02Looking for Randy!
00:32:03Hello!
00:32:04Or the snake.
00:32:05Let's explore the outcome.
00:32:07The snake might assume it's moving through a narrow space.
00:32:13Hello!
00:32:16Hello!
00:32:17Looking for Randy!
00:32:19Uh, he's not here right now.
00:32:20Could you come back later?
00:32:22That wasn't the arrangement, ma'am.
00:32:33Open the door.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:43You've met Russ.
00:32:44I'm Terry.
00:32:45Hey, Terry.
00:32:47Nice fucking house.
00:32:54Come on.
00:32:55Okay.
00:33:08Anything?
00:33:09Nope.
00:33:10Whatever you're looking for, I don't think it's here.
00:33:13It's not here.
00:33:14It's not here.
00:33:15It's not.
00:33:16It's not here.
00:33:17Fucking bitch.
00:33:18Look, could I just call Randy?
00:33:20Cause I think your Randy and our Randy are just two different Randys.
00:33:24Not the same Randys.
00:33:25You might be at the wrong house.
00:33:27I think our Randy.
00:33:28I think our Randy, he's like...
00:33:30Fun.
00:33:31Fun.
00:33:32Gay.
00:33:33Not into trouble.
00:33:34I'm also gay.
00:33:35But...
00:33:36That's what I'm looking for.
00:33:39Check the basement.
00:33:40Oh, no.
00:33:41Don't go to the...
00:33:42No.
00:33:43Cause...
00:33:44Look, I just don't know who to trust you, okay?
00:33:45You're trying to keep me from finding our stuff, so you're gonna sit here and just behave
00:33:54yourselves and I'm sure Randy will be back here soon, okay?
00:33:57Ah!
00:33:58Emma, we're gonna be fine.
00:33:59Shut up.
00:34:00Don't look at me.
00:34:01Okay.
00:34:02So what do we do with them?
00:34:03This is so fucked.
00:34:04Just leave them here.
00:34:05Randy will find them.
00:34:06I've seen her faces.
00:34:07That's fine.
00:34:08I think we're done here.
00:34:09Okay, so just let them go, assholes.
00:34:10They had nothing to do with this.
00:34:12Dude, we've already had a terrible 24 hours, so if you could just...
00:34:19Ah!
00:34:20Ah!
00:34:21What the hell, man?
00:34:22God!
00:34:23Got anything else to say?
00:34:24Hmm.
00:34:25Oh, you're just a little baby underneath.
00:34:27So scared.
00:34:29It's like blowjob eyes but feet.
00:34:32Oh, you're just a little baby underneath.
00:34:35So scared.
00:34:37It's like blowjob eyes but feet.
00:34:40What?
00:34:43Ross, that's terrifying.
00:34:44Come on, man.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:48Good luck getting on your zip ties.
00:34:50Sorry, Mark.
00:34:58This is such fucking bullshit.
00:34:59I'm gonna kill Randy.
00:35:10Dammit.
00:35:12Patrick, stop trying to hold my hand.
00:35:14I'm not holding. Oh, wait, that's your hand?
00:35:16Emma.
00:35:18Emma.
00:35:20What?
00:35:22For the 4th, are you gonna go to your mom's or my parents?
00:35:24Shut up.
00:35:26This has been a fun day, guys. This has been real fun.
00:35:40What are you doing?
00:35:42What are you doing?
00:35:44You did a fucking drug deal, you piece of shit.
00:35:46I'm gonna kill you.
00:35:48What is this? Zip time?
00:35:50Okay, okay. Oh my God.
00:35:52They were really prepared.
00:35:54What are you looking for? Scissors!
00:36:00I lost my health insurance. I'm broke.
00:36:02My cousin said that it would be some, you know,
00:36:04fast money and...
00:36:06I'm sorry, I...
00:36:08I didn't know that they would have guns.
00:36:10They're drug dealers, Randy. Of course they have guns.
00:36:14Okay, where's, where's bars?
00:36:16Um, last I saw him,
00:36:18he was taking off his clothes
00:36:20and running to nowhere.
00:36:22Okay.
00:36:24What?
00:36:26Okay, look.
00:36:28Uh, you two, leave.
00:36:30I need to talk to this guy alone.
00:36:32What? Emma, I don't think...
00:36:34I don't think that you have a say, Randy.
00:36:36Just think about what you did.
00:36:38This is crazy. I need to get some air.
00:36:40Also, your fly is down.
00:36:44Okay, I don't have a lot of patience right now.
00:36:46Okay.
00:36:48You know it's crazy, right?
00:36:50That you think you're Chris. That would be crazy.
00:36:52I know. I get it. I know.
00:36:54Just... In a world where you're Chris,
00:36:56you would know everything he knows, right?
00:36:58Yes, yes, yes. Just ask me anything.
00:37:00Uh...
00:37:02When's your birthday?
00:37:04September 18th, 1985.
00:37:06That was a stupid funny question.
00:37:08How many siblings do I have?
00:37:09One.
00:37:10Who are your parents?
00:37:11Dad is Theodore Chan from England.
00:37:13Mom is Yot Lai Hoi from Macau,
00:37:14which is technically a Portuguese colony
00:37:16with most people like us in Asia.
00:37:17Oh my God.
00:37:18Emma, like, ask me personal stuff.
00:37:20Stuff that only I would know.
00:37:22I'm trying.
00:37:23Um...
00:37:24At my cousin's wedding.
00:37:25Where did we have sex?
00:37:27In the gazebo by the pond.
00:37:29Oh my God.
00:37:31It's...
00:37:32It's me, Emma. It's me.
00:37:33I'm not in my body, but it's me.
00:37:35I love you, and I know you,
00:37:37and I know you take two drops of CBD oil every night
00:37:39because you have borderline insomnia
00:37:41ever since your father passed away.
00:37:45You flew across the country,
00:37:48and you took care of him for a year.
00:37:51And it was a really, really dark time for us,
00:37:54and I'm...
00:37:56I'm really sorry that you had to go through any of that.
00:37:59I can't.
00:38:01456 Bloomfield.
00:38:07456 Bloomfield.
00:38:08Before you got sick,
00:38:09Christmas was our favorite time of year.
00:38:10It was yours.
00:38:11I mean, we used to go to that same house every year
00:38:13with our homemade hot chocolate.
00:38:14It was this huge house lit up with all these Christmas lights.
00:38:17They had an elf castle.
00:38:18Santa was there.
00:38:19This guy, this guy went all out.
00:38:20It's me.
00:38:27I need your help.
00:38:30Chris.
00:38:31If you try anything,
00:38:43I'm gonna fucking kill you with these.
00:38:45Yep, understood.
00:38:47Hey, man.
00:38:48So we're just going along with this?
00:38:57No, we're not going along with it.
00:39:12This is Chris.
00:39:13This is Chris.
00:39:14He proved it.
00:39:16This is him or some version of him.
00:39:19I know it's crazy.
00:39:20I just...
00:39:21I...
00:39:22There's no way he would have known...
00:39:24Just trust me, okay?
00:39:26This...
00:39:27Something is going on.
00:39:28This is...
00:39:29This is Chris.
00:39:30His consciousness is in his body or he has Chris's brain or...
00:39:35Or something.
00:39:36He's safe.
00:39:37Randy, it's me.
00:39:38You missed a lot.
00:39:39Alright?
00:39:40I think we should get the fuck out of here.
00:39:41Get out of this house.
00:39:42Get out of this town.
00:39:43We just need to...
00:39:44We just need to go.
00:39:45Sheriff's department.
00:39:48We got your friends here.
00:39:55Hello again.
00:40:00Oh my God.
00:40:01A couple hikers dropped him off the station.
00:40:03Hikers?
00:40:04Yeah, they found him face down in the grounds.
00:40:08Completely naked.
00:40:09What?
00:40:10So I found...
00:40:11We found some clothes for him and...
00:40:14And put them on.
00:40:15Thank you, officers.
00:40:17Uh...
00:40:18Sorry about this.
00:40:19Not a problem.
00:40:20Uh...
00:40:21Has anything...
00:40:22Come up about Chris?
00:40:24We're still working on it.
00:40:25Got word back from the state.
00:40:26But, uh...
00:40:27They're unclear about their ETA.
00:40:29Right.
00:40:35Uh...
00:40:36Well...
00:40:37We'll keep you posted.
00:40:40Yeah, thank you.
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:42Thank you, officers.
00:40:43Take care.
00:40:44Okay?
00:40:45Stay safe.
00:40:47Thanks, deputy.
00:40:48It's officer.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Well...
00:40:52When did we let this guy out?
00:40:53What's...
00:40:54What's going on?
00:40:55Just don't...
00:40:56It's okay.
00:40:57Come on.
00:40:58Is it?
00:40:59I mean, he was...
00:41:00He came in naked.
00:41:01What?
00:41:02I was so thirsty.
00:41:03I was getting so hot in the car.
00:41:05And my body just started feeling weird and I just felt like I had to get my clothes off.
00:41:15So I just...
00:41:16I was so thirsty.
00:41:17I ran into the woods just like looking for water.
00:41:19I don't even know.
00:41:20I was watching that alien video in the car.
00:41:23And I started thinking about the green light in the hills and just thinking about aliens, Area 51, all kinds of stupid shit.
00:41:30I don't even know.
00:41:32I just felt like I was gonna wake up on the hull of a ship or something.
00:41:36I don't know.
00:41:37Maybe you were just severely dehydrated.
00:41:41I don't know.
00:41:42I've been dehydrated before and this was not...
00:41:44This was something else.
00:41:46Oh shit.
00:41:51Did you take an ibuprofen?
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:54I went into his room and took ibuprofen before we left.
00:41:58Randy, tell him what happened.
00:42:00You took ecstasy bars.
00:42:03What do you mean I took ecstasy bars?
00:42:06You took ecstasy, comma, bars, your name.
00:42:09No, I know.
00:42:11I'm saying, what are you talking about?
00:42:13Right?
00:42:14Or were there ecstasy bars in there?
00:42:16Randy, I don't know.
00:42:17I don't know.
00:42:18What else did you have in there?
00:42:19I had ecstasy and ibuprofen bottles.
00:42:23It was part of like a stash.
00:42:26The stash?
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28Because he tried to do a drug deal that almost got us killed.
00:42:33God, you son of a bitch, man.
00:42:35For real.
00:42:37Six years.
00:42:38I know you don't take it seriously, but it's six years of sobriety for me.
00:42:42Get it through your fucking head.
00:42:45I'm so sick of taking care of you all the time.
00:42:48Making excuses for you.
00:42:50I can't do it anymore.
00:42:52We're done, dude.
00:42:53We're not friends.
00:42:54We're not friends.
00:42:57Ah!
00:42:59Um...
00:43:01It's not all your fault.
00:43:03You didn't make him take it.
00:43:04It was an accident.
00:43:05I mean, most of it's your fault.
00:43:06I mean, the fact that they were there.
00:43:08Look, he'll be fine.
00:43:10Just...
00:43:11I'm gonna get some rest.
00:43:12Fuck it.
00:43:35Fuck it.
00:43:36Fuck it.
00:44:48I can't. I'm sorry.
00:44:49I know. Shit. I'm sorry.
00:44:52God, this is too weird.
00:44:57I just...
00:44:58I just... I don't know what's happening.
00:45:04I just... I want... I want it to be normal again.
00:45:08I just want my... the Chris... my Chris back.
00:45:14I don't... I don't have any answers for you, Emma.
00:45:16I don't have a plan, but...
00:45:19All I can say is thank you for believing in me.
00:45:25I don't have a plan.
00:45:55I don't have a plan.
00:45:56I don't have a plan.
00:45:57Thanks, deputy.
00:45:59Let the officer...
00:46:00Sorry.
00:46:02It's okay.
00:46:03Officer, deputy, you have two different jurisdictions.
00:46:06That's actually part of the problem.
00:46:08What does that mean?
00:46:09Well, we're most likely going to have to request this information from the neighbor's department.
00:46:14What else do you have for me, Chris?
00:46:16It's a long time.
00:46:16Stop.
00:46:18Please.
00:46:19Why are you doing this?
00:46:20Please stop.
00:46:21Stop.
00:46:25Okay.
00:46:26So...
00:46:27I have...
00:46:29I have most of the details.
00:46:32Bits and pieces.
00:46:33Been tapping your phones for a while.
00:46:34Been watching you here and there.
00:46:36I just need to, like, fill in the gaps.
00:46:38Do you understand?
00:46:39So...
00:46:40I think a Zillow, Sister's Winning, and then Doctor's Woman, whatever.
00:46:44We love Clista Flockhart.
00:46:46So...
00:46:47What is the deal with this video on your phone?
00:46:51Seems pretty special.
00:46:52She posted about it.
00:46:55Did I hit a sweet spot?
00:46:57I think we did.
00:47:01What is it?
00:47:02What's the deal with the video?
00:47:05Why don't you go fuck yourself?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:11Chris.
00:47:13Making it harder on yourself.
00:47:18It's just not that hard.
00:47:19It's like, just answer my questions, and then you can maybe live, and maybe not.
00:47:23But that's up to me.
00:47:25So...
00:47:25All right.
00:47:34Chris.
00:47:38Buddy.
00:47:39Dude.
00:47:43Chris.
00:47:43Look at me.
00:47:44Look at me.
00:47:45Look.
00:47:46I need to know all the details.
00:47:49Every single thing.
00:47:51Okay?
00:47:52Or else I'm gonna have to kill her.
00:47:54And I'm gonna have to kill them all.
00:47:56Do you understand?
00:47:57It's that simple.
00:47:59And to be honest, I've killed a few people.
00:48:00So it's not really that foreign of a territory for me.
00:48:04If you fucking touch her, I'll kill you.
00:48:08Dude, come on.
00:48:17Won't she drop us?
00:48:28Stacy?
00:48:30Yes, Sheriff?
00:48:31I have Conrad swing back around and check on our group at the house.
00:48:35Something doesn't feel right.
00:48:37What is it?
00:48:40Not sure. Could be nothing.
00:48:43Copy that.
00:48:45Help!
00:48:53Help!
00:48:58Help!
00:49:01Help.
00:49:15Help!
00:49:16Help!
00:49:17Help!
00:49:21Help!
00:49:23Ah!
00:49:53Oh, my God.
00:50:23Oh, hi.
00:50:39Hi.
00:50:39I just wanted to check back in, make sure everything's all right.
00:50:42Oh, yeah.
00:50:43No, we're all good on the following up.
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46It's been a weird day.
00:50:48Right.
00:50:49You know, I didn't get your name.
00:50:52Where'd you come from again?
00:50:53I'm Chris.
00:50:54It's a little complicated.
00:50:57There's two Chrises, so it's...
00:51:00Yeah, is there anything else?
00:51:03Yeah, I just wanted to take a look around again.
00:51:08You want to take a look around?
00:51:12Sure, man.
00:51:13Yeah, of course.
00:51:15Anything you need?
00:51:15Thanks.
00:51:17Yeah.
00:51:18Thank you again for coming again.
00:51:29Fuck.
00:51:31Shit.
00:51:31Hi.
00:51:56Hi.
00:51:56I'm sorry.
00:52:03Yeah, I don't really care.
00:52:06You put us all in danger, man.
00:52:09People here with guns.
00:52:10I don't...
00:52:11What are you thinking?
00:52:14If I could just explain the situation.
00:52:17No, no, no.
00:52:17You can't.
00:52:18I told you.
00:52:19I don't care.
00:52:20I'm done.
00:52:20So, actually, I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.
00:52:23Let me help you real quick.
00:52:25Go away.
00:53:49Hi.
00:53:51Are you okay?
00:53:52What's wrong?
00:53:54You're shaking.
00:53:55Emma, hey, hey, hey.
00:53:56It's okay.
00:53:57It's okay.
00:53:58It's okay.
00:53:58Come here.
00:53:59Come here.
00:54:01It's okay.
00:54:03It is okay.
00:54:05We're gonna be just fine, Emma.
00:54:07It's gonna be okay.
00:54:08Come here.
00:54:10Come here.
00:54:12Come here.
00:54:14Come here.
00:54:17Come here.
00:54:22Hey, hey, hey.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:29Hey.
00:54:29It's okay.
00:54:31Hey, it's okay.
00:54:33Emma, it's me.
00:54:34It's me.
00:54:34It's still me.
00:54:35You're okay.
00:54:37You're okay.
00:54:38I know.
00:54:38I know you're scared.
00:54:40I'm scared, too.
00:54:41I'm so fucking scared.
00:54:43And it's okay.
00:54:44It's okay.
00:54:44Okay?
00:54:46Emma.
00:54:48Emma.
00:54:49Hey.
00:54:50Hey.
00:54:50It's okay.
00:54:52It's fine.
00:54:52Nothing's happened yet.
00:54:53So we're just gonna go, you and me, and we're gonna leave.
00:54:57Emma, I love you.
00:55:01I love everybody.
00:55:03And I'm sorry I lost my temper a little bit, okay?
00:55:05So let's just take a beat and just talk this out.
00:55:10We love each other.
00:55:13Get the fuck out of my uncle's house.
00:55:16Relax, Emma.
00:55:30Relax.
00:55:31Get off me, you fuck.
00:55:32Stop it.
00:55:33Get off me, you fuck.
00:55:35Emma, run.
00:55:36Let's go.
00:55:39Oh, my God.
00:55:44My legs hurt.
00:55:47I feel like I've been walking for like seven hours.
00:55:49Patrick, get in the car.
00:55:50What?
00:55:50Why?
00:55:59We seem to be missing a bottle.
00:56:02Oh, it looks like we got an escape artist, huh?
00:56:04Oh, my God.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:45Patrick!
00:56:47Oh, please.
00:57:00Oh, my God.
00:57:03Oh, God!
00:57:18Where are we going?
00:57:22You want to see Chris again, right?
00:57:25Yes.
00:57:26Then keep driving.
00:57:33Hup.
00:57:41I'm going to go.
00:57:43We're on three in depot, three.
00:57:45Help!
00:58:03Put it in park and put the keys on the passenger seat.
00:58:10Why are you doing this?
00:58:16Because I saw you.
00:58:21I've seen a lot of you, actually.
00:58:25Both of you.
00:58:28Just a little bit of a warning.
00:58:38I hate it.
00:58:43It's just a little alarming.
00:58:46Yeah, that's how it is sometimes.
00:58:50Just a drip, coffee.
00:58:52Regular.
00:58:53Or medium.
00:58:57I've been watching you for so long.
00:59:04Sorry, there's a construction crew.
00:59:06What's up?
00:59:07What?
00:59:12I played some weird audio, got a green light and kidnapped your boyfriend and you thought
00:59:17it was aliens?
00:59:22You must feel like an idiot.
00:59:29You were going to kiss me, weren't you?
00:59:33Yeah.
00:59:34Yeah.
00:59:35God, we almost kissed.
00:59:43And now I'm, uh...
00:59:45You should come inside.
00:59:46I've got a surprise for you.
00:59:48Why did you think he's so crazy?
00:59:49No.
00:59:50Let go.
00:59:51Why did you think he's so crazy?
00:59:52Why did you think he's gonna do this?
00:59:53Why did you think he's gonna do this?
00:59:54Why did you think he isn't a killer?
00:59:55Why?
00:59:56Why do we see him and I had to do this?
00:59:57Alright.
00:59:58he was using a taser and i i i don't know calm down calm down there go for jim yeah we got a
01:00:12187 at uh 122 sycamore and two beat up pretty bad emts are on the road uh 122 sycamore that's
01:00:18our place that's our house what's a what's a 187 we're on our way give me that is emma there is she
01:00:26okay uh negative no girl now he took her turn around what turn the fucking car around i can't
01:00:34see a goddamn thing hey i'm so sorry it's fine man you came in with the fire poker
01:00:45hey uh if the doctors give you the drugs are you still sober
01:00:52i don't know if ecstasy count as uh dr drugs but you know what i'm not gonna count this one
01:01:01great you should i love you bud i love you and i love vicodin
01:01:06shit shit
01:01:14chris
01:01:19damn it all right here's the plan no you don't make the plan i make the plan
01:01:25well i figure we just kill the guy and save emma no we don't kill people
01:01:29i might badly injure and take down but we don't do anything you just stay behind me
01:01:34but if you need to defend yourself use this
01:01:39great
01:01:41back up
01:01:43i just wanted to fuck with you i mean pretending to be someone else is just too much fun
01:01:49i just got so tired of being me you ever want to be somebody else emma huh you know what i
01:01:58learned throughout this whole thing is that people are so quick to believe that something
01:02:03is inhuman that they forget how strange humans can actually be and that's where you messed up
01:02:08that's where you messed up
01:02:11what are you saying
01:02:21what
01:02:26what
01:02:32where
01:02:36what
01:02:48what
01:02:55what
01:02:59what
01:03:03what
01:03:04what
01:03:05what
01:03:06Ah!
01:03:08Ah!
01:03:10Ah!
01:03:12Ah!
01:03:14Ah!
01:03:16Stay behind me.
01:03:30Did you hear that?
01:03:36Yes.
01:03:38Chris!
01:03:40Get to the house.
01:03:42I'll handle this.
01:03:44What? Good to see you, Sheriff.
01:03:46Go.
01:04:00Come on.
01:04:18Ah!
01:04:20Come on.
01:04:22What is it?
01:04:24Come on.
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:30What did he do to you?
01:04:32Hey.
01:04:34Hi, brother.
01:04:36Up. Yeah.
01:04:40Hi.
01:04:44Why are you doing this?
01:04:46Why?
01:04:48Why?
01:04:50Gee, I don't know, man.
01:04:52How about you drop the knife when you talk about it?
01:04:54Come on.
01:04:56There you go.
01:04:58Why'd you get out?
01:05:02Just please.
01:05:04You don't need to do this.
01:05:06I really do, though.
01:05:10Oh, dear.
01:05:20Oh, dear.
01:05:22Excuse me.
01:05:24Oh, dear.
01:05:26Oh, dear.
01:05:28Oh, dear.
01:05:30Oh, dear.
01:05:32Oh, dear.
01:05:34Oh.
01:05:35Oh, dear.
01:05:36Oh, dear.
01:05:37Excuse me.
01:05:52Yep.
01:06:05You okay?
01:06:31You okay?
01:06:32You okay?
01:06:33You're okay.
01:06:34You're okay.
01:06:35You're okay.
01:06:36You're okay.
01:06:37You're okay.
01:06:38You're okay.
01:06:39You're okay.
01:06:40You're okay.
01:06:41You're okay.
01:06:43You're okay.
01:06:44You're okay.
01:06:45You were okay.
01:06:46You're okay.
01:06:47Oh, fuck you.
01:07:17Oh, fuck you.
01:07:47Is he breathing?
01:08:08Yeah.
01:08:11Yeah, he's passed out.
01:08:13Good.
01:08:15We'll be there soon.
01:08:17Yeah.
01:08:22Chris, I'm pregnant.
01:08:29Congratulations.
01:08:37God, I love you.
01:08:38I love you, too.
01:08:39Let's get married.
01:08:46This is how you ask me.
01:08:47Let's get married.