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  • 5/31/2025
When the world's worst cop is fired he becomes the world's worst private detective. For reasons unknown he finds himself | dG1fT3BHdnE1bGQ4Yjg
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00:00Are you following a retard right now?
00:06Yes, I am.
00:07McDick!
00:10Okay.
00:11Now!
00:12I'm sorry, what?
00:14Molten Lava is a former stripper slash criminal defense attorney and now a crime lord
00:20and is looking to expand her territory considerably.
00:23Let's back up a second here.
00:25Um, she used to be a stripper?
00:27You have got to be the worst cop I have ever encountered in my 19 years of service.
00:36I know you don't mean that.
00:37You're fired.
00:38What do you mean?
00:39He's a private detective now.
00:41Do you have any clients?
00:42Yes.
00:43I have one client.
00:44I have perfect instincts, okay?
00:46This building is the last place on earth anybody's gonna come looking for me.
00:51Get down, get down!
00:52It was a set up.
00:54How do you know that?
00:55Mr. McDick?
00:56McDick.
00:57McDick.
00:58I know that you have my money.
01:02There ain't no way but the whole way you're getting used to it.
01:08I don't think I'll do it.
01:10McDick has been off the grid for 24 hours.
01:13You're gonna find him, right?
01:14Whatever it takes.
01:16Just so I can maybe stop you right here.
01:18Um, if you plan on sitting like this, I'm probably not gonna be able to concentrate on the conversation.
01:23There ain't no way but the whole way you're getting used to it.
01:33There ain't no way but the whole way you're getting used to it.
01:37There ain't no way but the whole way you're getting used to it.

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