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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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00:01:00I mean, he really loved to shop, and he really loved to buy things for me, and he lived with two really very out men who, one time I came over there and they were shaving each other's backs for a drag contest, and I thought, that's not typical, that's not a typical scenario.
00:01:19Three years since I'd seen him, and we're standing there talking about nothing, like something completely inane, and my parents are boring down on us.
00:01:28And then, completely unconsciously, I put my finger on his widow's beak, just out of nowhere, completely unconsciously.
00:01:43I hadn't touched him in three years.
00:01:47And I remember very distinctly, like, waking up in his little twin bed that he had that we would share when I was visiting, and finding these long black hairs on the pillow.
00:01:57Yeah. And, and I was sort of like, you know, what's this?
00:02:03We broke up and he gave me an Elvis doll. It was really weird.
00:02:08He was like, I know where you're leaving. Here.
00:02:11And I opened it, and I opened it, and it was, you know, like a collector's item Elvis doll in the wrapping.
00:02:19It was like the strangest breakup parting gift I think there could be.
00:02:24If I saw him or I found out anything about him, it would just destroy these beautiful memories that I have.
00:02:32Because there's something about that first high school romance, there's like a glow to it in your mind.
00:02:38And, even if it wasn't really like that, the second we got together, I instantly stopped caring about what other people thought.
00:02:46Because I had Jason, and he had me.
00:02:52And for that last glorious chunk of high school, that freedom we shared, it meant everything.
00:03:00And then?
00:03:04We went to different schools.
00:03:08Was it mutual, or which one of you first decided to end the relationship?
00:03:19Neither of us.
00:03:21Neither of us ended it.
00:03:26You told me things ended before college.
00:03:29Yeah, I suppose that's true, but in reality, we didn't break up.
00:03:39We never have.
00:03:46Come on.
00:03:46Come on, who needs a walk? What about Sadie?
00:03:58He took it a couple of hours ago. We went to talk.
00:04:00What about Molly?
00:04:01He picked up in 20 minutes.
00:04:03Alicia, did you give Moses a bath like I asked?
00:04:06I think all the stressors are good for now, boss.
00:04:08I think Primo and Dotsy need to learn to get along better.
00:04:10I'm going to take him out together.
00:04:12I can take him.
00:04:12That's right, I got him. Come on.
00:04:14Primo's being a dick today, anyway.
00:04:16All right.
00:04:16See you guys in 45.
00:04:18Come on.
00:04:18Adios.
00:04:18I know. I know.
00:04:43Go get on up here right there.
00:04:45Are you ready to go?
00:04:53There you go, sweetie.
00:05:09I am not at all the type of person to try out for a reality show.
00:05:13No.
00:05:15My show will be for people who are curious.
00:05:19People who wonder, what if, from time to time.
00:05:22What about my old boy, Jason?
00:05:25Are you going to have to get to know him, too, if we do this?
00:05:28I've been in touch with him.
00:05:31Wow. God. How is he?
00:05:33The way I approached it with Jason is that we were doing a show about past relationships.
00:05:38I couldn't tell him I intended to reunite the two of you, because if we were to film it, it would need to be a surprise.
00:05:45So when are we going to do this?
00:05:47I mean, unfortunately, after speaking to Jason, it seems you don't meet the qualifications as a subject for my show.
00:05:55What qualifications?
00:05:55I don't understand. You said that I was one of the final candidates.
00:05:58He was sharing with me some of his thoughts about previous girlfriends.
00:06:03Did he mention me much?
00:06:05Emily, why didn't you tell me you and Jason have been in contact over the past couple of years?
00:06:09He sent me a couple of postcards.
00:06:11I never mailed anything back.
00:06:13That doesn't constitute contact.
00:06:15It was nothing.
00:06:15Okay, everybody. Now, for your very first lobster ever, you have to learn one essential rule,
00:06:22and that is that not only can you be unafraid of getting messy, but you have to love being messy.
00:06:28Yo.
00:06:28Like, love it.
00:06:29Yes.
00:06:30You promised.
00:06:31Okay. I know.
00:06:33I can't do it right.
00:06:34Okay, I'm coming.
00:06:35Well, when table six is almost ready for their dessert.
00:06:37Very soon.
00:06:38Hurry up.
00:06:38Okay.
00:06:40Sorry about that.
00:06:42Who was that? I don't even know who that was. She doesn't work here.
00:06:44She just likes a uniform, so we let her, like, run around and bark orders at people.
00:06:49Okay, for the demonstration, I am calling on the assistance of my trusty assistant, Lobster,
00:06:56but there is a problem with this lobster.
00:06:57He doesn't have a name, and I need him to have a name.
00:07:01Is there a name that you guys can help me with?
00:07:04Please. Yes.
00:07:05What is it?
00:07:05Bob.
00:07:06Bob? Are you serious?
00:07:09No, he actually does look like a Bob, so this, I'm in luck.
00:07:12Thank you very much.
00:07:13You know what? You should help me name some of my frogs.
00:07:16You have frogs?
00:07:17I do have frogs.
00:07:18I have a lot of frogs.
00:07:19Actually, once you guys are black belts at this, I'm going to tell you all about what
00:07:22I do in real life.
00:07:23Now, everybody grab your crackers.
00:07:25I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell you all about what I'm going to tell
00:07:55C'est parti !
00:08:25C'est parti !
00:08:55C'est parti !
00:08:57C'est parti !
00:09:01C'est parti !
00:09:03C'est parti !
00:09:05Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:09:35Oh, non.
00:09:37What's wrong?
00:09:39Nothing.
00:09:41What?
00:09:43No, it's nothing.
00:09:45What?
00:09:47Maybe you should shower.
00:09:49I...
00:09:51You know how it is when you work with the dogs all day.
00:09:53It's like a shower after work.
00:09:55I know, I know.
00:09:57But it's um...
00:09:59Unclean.
00:10:01It's kind of...
00:10:03You know, I'll let it match.
00:10:05No, it's just...
00:10:07It's unsanitary.
00:10:09I hate to break it to you,
00:10:11but my rectum
00:10:13wasn't going to factor into tonight's activities.
00:10:17What so ever.
00:10:19I know, I know.
00:10:21It's just, it's the whole area.
00:10:23What?
00:10:25It's bacteria.
00:10:27It really bothers me.
00:10:29Health safety?
00:10:31Sure.
00:10:33God.
00:10:35Do you remember the thing,
00:10:37the places you put your mouth
00:10:39when we first got together?
00:10:41I know.
00:10:43Em...
00:10:44Whatever.
00:10:45Em, come on, I didn't...
00:10:47I didn't mean anything by it.
00:10:49Oh, come, don't be angry.
00:10:51Do you remember the thing?
00:10:53I probably did.
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56You...
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:01...
00:11:03...
00:11:05C'est parti.
00:11:35C'est parti.
00:12:05C'est parti.
00:12:35C'est parti.
00:12:37C'est parti.
00:12:39C'est parti.
00:12:41Non, non, non, non, non.
00:12:42C'est cool.
00:12:43C'est totalement worth it.
00:12:45C'est right, je veux que ça soit.
00:12:47C'est...
00:12:49C'est parti.
00:12:51C'est parti.
00:12:53C'est parti.
00:12:55C'est parti.
00:12:57C'est parti.
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00:13:01C'est parti.
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00:13:25C'est parti.
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00:13:31C'est parti.
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00:13:44C'est parti.
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00:13:50C'est parti.
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00:13:52C'est parti.
00:13:53C'est parti.
00:13:54C'est parti.
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00:13:56Non, ce n'est pas désespérant si c'est avec quelqu'un que nous deux connaissons.
00:14:01Vous voyez, vous n'avez pas d'écouter à moi, girl.
00:14:03C'est toujours chiant.
00:14:05C'est chiant quand deux personnes font quelque chose qu'ils n'ont pas permis de faire.
00:14:08Vous savez quoi ? C'est facile pour vous.
00:14:10Vous pouvez faire ce que vous voulez.
00:14:11Quoi ?
00:14:12Vous n'avez pas encore des enfants.
00:14:14Je suis mariée.
00:14:15Je ne peux pas faire ce que je veux.
00:14:17Ce que c'est funny ?
00:14:19Je peux vous aider.
00:14:21Je veux que vous m'avez appris.
00:14:23Je veux que vous m'avez appris.
00:14:25Je veux que vous m'avez appris.
00:14:27Je veux que vous m'avez appris.
00:14:29Je veux que vous m'avez appris.
00:14:31Si, c'est pour moi.
00:14:33C'est pour moi.
00:14:37Alicia, je veux que vous m'avez appris.
00:14:39Oh...
00:14:41Un petit mèche qui me dit que vous avez demandé de me.
00:14:45Qu'est-ce que...
00:14:47C'est ça ?
00:14:48Damn, girl !
00:14:50Who this ?
00:14:52Can I have you sign this, please ?
00:15:18Oui, je vous «
00:15:28Je veux que vous placez-vous.
00:15:31Je vous invitez, je vous proposez.
00:15:32Mais c'est juste.
00:15:33Je vous invitez, je vous invitez, j'même.
00:15:36Je vous invitez !
00:15:38Et si vous invitez à la vidéo, je vous invitez.
00:15:40Je vous invitez à mettre un petit peu.
00:15:42Je vous invitez à mettre un petit peu.
00:15:43Je vous invitez à mettre du coup de feu.
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01:08:01Emmie!
01:08:03What?
01:08:05Come on.
01:08:07Now you're crying.
01:08:11But I'm not crying.
01:08:13Brandon, go to your room.
01:08:15It's not my room, it's Emmie's room.
01:08:17Grandma has mine, remember?
01:08:19Brandon, please.
01:08:21It's bedtime.
01:08:23I'm not a little kid!
01:08:25You force us to treat you like one.
01:08:31You're unhappy?
01:08:33What do you have to be unhappy about?
01:08:37What the fuck do you have to be unhappy about?
01:08:41Hey, Brandon, cut it up.
01:08:43I got a reason to be unhappy.
01:08:47I got nothing.
01:08:51My life is shit.
01:08:53It's shit.
01:08:55But you're so unhappy with your life,
01:08:57you gotta come here and live some fantasy?
01:08:59Just tell me what the fuck you have to be so unhappy about.
01:09:03Brandon!
01:09:05Tell me what the fuck you have to be so unhappy about!
01:09:07Brandon, I...
01:09:09Tell me what the fuck you have to be so unhappy about!
01:09:11Brandon, I am serious.
01:09:13You come home right now.
01:09:15Just tell me.
01:09:17Right now!
01:09:19I mean, you got everything.
01:09:33You got your own business.
01:09:37Your own life.
01:09:39You got Graham.
01:09:41You got the fuck outta here.
01:09:43But it's not enough.
01:09:45I mean, you expect more.
01:09:47You need more.
01:09:49Okay.
01:09:51Everyone disappoints, huh Jerky?
01:09:53Hey, I'm not crying.
01:09:55Nope.
01:09:57But I will tomorrow.
01:09:59I will tomorrow.
01:10:01Put your hand on you...
01:10:02Okay, put your hand in the back.
01:10:03I can't.
01:10:05Brr...
01:10:06I want to work.
01:10:08I'm not...
01:10:09You need more?
01:10:10You need more?
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12Everyone disappoints, huh Jerky?
01:10:14Hey, I'm not crying.
01:10:15Nope.
01:10:16Nope.
01:10:17No?
01:10:18But I will tomorrow.
01:10:19Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:10:49I'm not proud of this. I'm not proud of myself one bit. But I can't keep running around in secrecy like a little teeny bopper. I'm going steady with a man and have been for several years.
01:11:19Evelyn, we've all known you.
01:11:23I know that it feels like a betrayal right now. But hopefully with time...
01:11:29Mom, don't you know that we'd be happy for you?
01:11:32Well, I can't imagine you'd forgive me for cheating on your father.
01:11:37Daddy's been dead for over 15 years.
01:11:41Jack will never replace Edward for me and I don't expect him to do that for you.
01:11:47We understand, Mom.
01:11:50You... Oh. Oh, thank you. I can't believe this is happening.
01:12:01Evelyn, we're happy for you.
01:12:03Does he make you happy?
01:12:05Oh, he does. And I know this is a lot at once. But Jack's waiting right outside. And if you want, I'd like to introduce him to you.
01:12:23Please do.
01:12:25Oh, my God.
01:12:27Oh, good night.
01:12:29Oh.
01:12:31My dears.
01:12:33This is Jack Davison.
01:12:35Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
01:12:39My lady friend here told me just wonderful things about all of you.
01:12:43Very pleased to meet you, Jack.
01:12:45Bye, Jack.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:49You must be Emmy?
01:12:51Yeah.
01:12:55What's this?
01:13:13Oh, it's a good idea.
01:13:15It's so good.
01:13:17Would you be here?
01:13:19It would be nice.
01:13:21You don't know what you'd like.
01:13:23And then, you can see.
01:13:25Oh, look at this.
01:13:27Oh.
01:13:28Can I see you in the back and you can see me?
01:13:30Yes.
01:13:31I never thought of.
01:13:32If you are, I was your mother.
01:13:33You didn't know.
01:13:34I don't know.
01:13:35I was a mother.
01:13:36I was a mother.
01:13:37I did mooi.
01:13:38Oh, my girl.
01:13:39Oh, my girl.
01:13:40Oh, okay.
01:13:41So, this is the real life.
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01:14:42There you go.
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