- 5/30/2025
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00:00What is it?
00:02Boss?
00:04Boss!
00:05What?
00:06Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:09What crush?
00:10You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:12We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:15What if she's married already?
00:17Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:19Of course others would see that too.
00:21Not happening.
00:27Where are you going?
00:28To the racetrack.
00:29Boss!
00:32To the racetrack.
00:45You win!
00:46Yes!
00:52Boss!
00:53The trading system is down!
00:58What?
00:59The trading system is down!
01:01We need you!
01:09The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
01:11The more the market rises the faster we're selling.
01:13All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
01:16We're down for a moment already.
01:18The computer thinks this is normal.
01:20I can't do anything no matter what I try.
01:22If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
01:26Don't panic!
01:27The boss is here!
01:28How are we?
01:29You mean
01:38that we are gonna be filming?
01:40No, no no no no no no.
01:50Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:03So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:07So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:14Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:21Sorry, food coma is hitting hard.
02:25Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:29Who does she think she's fooling?
02:31What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:33If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:34You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:41Here you go, boss.
02:42Relax, people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:00Go home, get some sleep.
03:02And with that, we're gone.
03:07Thank you, boss.
03:08You truly are the MVP.
03:09All right, let's go, folks.
03:11Come on, let her work.
03:12Let's go.
03:14Nailed it.
03:21Oh.
03:24Nailed it.
03:39Nailed it.
03:54The model's fixed?
04:00The company account.
04:01Haas is insane!
04:03Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:06Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:08Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:10Mark, who is our boss?
04:12Really?
04:13This is as usual, Tom.
04:14Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:17Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a ty-
04:20What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:24And you are?
04:26Meet the chairman's son.
04:28Your new CEO.
04:30Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:34And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:38Well, it's actually funny you mention that, be-
04:39You are fire!
04:41What?
04:42Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:48Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:51Only the best work here.
04:53You made it here on pure talent.
04:56You want to talk about mediocrity?
04:58Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:01No!
05:02Did you just hit her?
05:04What the hell's wrong with you?
05:06I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:11Here is your hush money.
05:15Take it and get out.
05:17You know what?
05:19Here's a little extra.
05:21Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:24No one wants to see that.
05:25Drop it.
05:26Just go handle as much as fuck.
05:29The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:32Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:34Listen up, everybody.
05:36The market is a savage wilderness.
05:38It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:40It is eat or be eaten.
05:42You need to be apex predators,
05:45not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:49Those will be eaten.
05:51But the real Alphas,
05:53the real Rain Makers among you,
05:55will be rewarded accordingly.
06:02Top of the leaderboard is...
06:06Caitlyn!
06:07Where's my superstar?
06:09That would be me.
06:10Caitlyn.
06:12Is this...
06:15Caitlyn Twist?
06:16Are you a Caitlyn Twist fan?
06:17You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:18Would you want to go?
06:19God, yes.
06:20This is perfect.
06:21It's perfect!
06:22Go, now, before you're late.
06:24And as soon as the concert's over,
06:25clean out your desk,
06:26cause you're fired.
06:28What?
06:29Why?
06:29The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:31You know, I figured a traitor
06:33wouldn't put Caitlyn Twist above making traits.
06:36Those numbers must be fake.
06:37And who's your boss?
06:38I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:41It's Jessica.
06:42She's here.
06:52You are fired.
06:53Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:05Who I am doesn't matter.
07:06All that matters is that you are fired.
07:09Are you certain about firing me?
07:10You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:14You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:15Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:19Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:22You expect me to believe that?
07:23Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:25So take your headphones and beat it.
07:30Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:32And to you defenders.
07:33Finance takes timing and judgment.
07:36And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:39So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:42Leave them alone.
07:42They have nothing to do with this.
07:44I'll go.
07:48What?
07:48Is office drama more important than making money now?
07:58Susan!
08:03Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:09Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:12Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:15Look around, finance is a men's game.
08:18Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
08:22All right, I did us a favor.
08:23We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:30Dad, how's it going?
08:32I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:40Woman executive?
08:41Don't tell me it's...
08:45How many women execs do we have Susan?
08:49Just two women in executive roles.
08:52Uh, these are in class.
08:55She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
08:58A quant model.
08:59She built it from scratch.
09:01And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:03Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:05Jesse, Harvard PhD, start trader.
09:09Okay.
09:10Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:12Jesse?
09:13I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:15Actually, Jessica.
09:16She's our golden goose.
09:17Now you need to...
09:18Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:20I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:25Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:27Right away.
09:36Pete, honey.
09:37Remember our pillow talk?
09:39Trading director.
09:41One-upping Jessica.
09:45It's time you pay up lover boy.
09:47Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
09:52I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
09:59We've got a new CEO.
10:01Let's lay low for a while.
10:05Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:10Of course.
10:11All right.
10:18Pathetic.
10:19Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:24Come in.
10:26Jesse!
10:27Emergency.
10:28New boss just asked Jessica.
10:30What?
10:31Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:32God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:34He wants you to go see him now.
10:36Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:38You needed something, Jackson?
10:53Jesse, you're right.
10:55Damn, looking good.
10:56Thanks.
10:57Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:02I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:04Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:06How does he not know this?
11:08Absolutely.
11:09Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:15You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:25You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:29I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:32I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:38Don't worry, Jackson.
11:39With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:42That's what I like to hear.
11:43All right.
11:44Get going, clock's ticking.
11:45I'm on it.
11:46That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
11:51Smart and easy on the eyes.
11:53Yeah.
11:54That's really remarkable.
11:55Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
11:58Miss J?
11:59Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:01She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:04So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:06You've already got someone else in mind.
12:09Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:12Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:14Coffee.
12:15Always.
12:16Right here.
12:17Unbelievable.
12:19Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:23Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:29Boss, we have an emergency.
12:49Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:50Are you crazy?
12:51I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
12:54Don't go around calling her that.
12:56You told me to call her that.
12:57Eight years of this secret crush.
12:59Still no action.
13:00Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
13:02Wait, hold on.
13:03You found Jessica?
13:04We got her.
13:05She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:07Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:09Fired her?
13:10She's brilliant.
13:11How could she get fired?
13:13Something's off here.
13:14Let's go get her.
13:15This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:20You idiot.
13:23You idiot.
13:25This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:29See each other every day.
13:31I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:33Boss, snap out of it.
13:34She's in security trading.
13:36Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:39So we'll buy one.
13:54This office is all mine now.
14:03Ugh.
14:05Broke much?
14:06Disgusting.
14:15Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:19Jackson fired Jessica.
14:22And no one knows who she really is.
14:25I can take advantage of this.
14:32Jessie.
14:33What do you think you're doing?
14:38Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
14:45Just need your signature to close it.
14:49Boss.
14:50Boss.
14:51What?
14:52Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
14:55What crush?
14:56You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
14:59We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:01What if she's married already?
15:03Well yeah.
15:04She's incredible.
15:05Of course others would see that too.
15:07Not happening.
15:09Where are you going?
15:15To the racetrack.
15:16Boss.
15:19To the racetrack.
15:32You win.
15:33Yes.
15:34Boss.
15:35The trading system is down.
15:45What?
15:46The trading system is down.
15:48We need you.
15:53The system is still placing counter trend orders.
15:58The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:00All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
16:03We're down for a moment already.
16:06The computer thinks this is normal.
16:08I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:09If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
16:13Don't panic.
16:14The boss is here.
16:23Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:24Go.
16:25Come on.
16:33Next time.
16:34Good.
16:44You're welcome.
16:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:50So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
16:54So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
16:58Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:08Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
17:12Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:16Who does she think she's fooling?
17:17What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:20If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:21You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:28Here you go, boss.
17:43Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:47Go home. Get some sleep.
17:51And with that, we're gone.
17:53Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
17:56All right, let's go, folks.
17:58Come on, let her work. Let's go.
17:59Nailed it.
18:26The model's fixed?
18:47The company account.
18:48Boss is insane.
18:50Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
18:53Time to update that resume, Tom?
18:55Or was all that big talk just hot air?
18:57Mark, who is our boss?
18:59Really?
19:00Though this is usual, Tom.
19:01Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:04Our algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
19:07What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:12And you are?
19:13Meet the chairman's son.
19:15Your new CEO.
19:15Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:21And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:25Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:26You are fired, boss.
19:30Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:35Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:38Only the best work here.
19:41You made it here on pure talent.
19:44You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:45Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:50Did you just hit her?
19:52What the hell's wrong with you?
19:53I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
19:59Here is your hush money.
20:02Take it and get out.
20:05You know what?
20:07Here's a little extra.
20:08Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:11No one wants to see that.
20:13Drop it.
20:14Just go handle this when she's back.
20:17I'm bored paying insane money for her brain.
20:19Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:21Listen up, everybody.
20:23The market is a savage wilderness.
20:25It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:27It is eat or be eaten.
20:29You need to be apex predators.
20:32Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:36Those will be eaten.
20:38But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
20:49Top of the leaderboard is...
20:53Caitlyn!
20:55Where's my superstar?
20:57That would be me.
20:58Caitlyn.
20:59Is this Kayla Twist?
21:03Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:04You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:05Would you want to go?
21:07God, yes.
21:07This is perfect.
21:08This is perfect!
21:09Go now, before you're late!
21:11And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:15What?
21:16Why?
21:16The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:18You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
21:23Those numbers must be fake.
21:24Now, who's your boss?
21:25I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:28It's Jessica.
21:29She's here.
21:30You are fired.
21:49Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
21:52Who I am doesn't matter.
21:54All that matters is that you are fired.
21:56Are you certain about firing me?
21:57You think you're some unicorn employed that this place will crash and burn without your
22:00precious brain?
22:01You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:03Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:06Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:08You expect me to believe that?
22:10Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:12So take your headphones and beat it.
22:17Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:19And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:24And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:26So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:29Leave them alone.
22:30They have nothing to do with this.
22:31I'll go.
22:35What?
22:35Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:45Susan!
22:46Boss, she's high up in trading.
22:56Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:00Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:02Look around.
23:03Finance is a men's game.
23:05Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing
23:09paychecks.
23:09All right, I did us a favor.
23:10We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:12Okay.
23:16Dad, how's it going?
23:19I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:27Woman executive?
23:29Don't tell me it's...
23:30How many women executives do we have Susan?
23:34Just, uh, two women in executive roles.
23:39Uh, these are the ones.
23:42She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:45A quant model.
23:46She built it from scratch.
23:48And keeping her is non-negotiable.
23:50Our marketing dominance depends on it.
23:52Jesse.
23:54Harvard PhD.
23:55Star trader.
23:57Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:00Yeah, Jesse.
24:01I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:02No, actually, Jessica, she's our golden goose.
24:05Now you need to...
24:06Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:08I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:12Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:15Right, right.
24:23Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
24:27Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:30Yeah, it's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:35Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:39I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:46We've got a new CEO.
24:48Let's lay low for a while.
24:52Keep your nose clean, will ya?
24:53Of course.
24:58All right.
25:05Pathetic.
25:06Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:11Come in.
25:13Jesse.
25:15Emergency.
25:15New boss just asked Jessica.
25:17What?
25:18Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:19God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:21He wants you to go see him now.
25:23Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:28Okay.
25:31Good.
25:39You needed something, Jackson?
25:40Jesse, right?
25:42Damn, looking good.
25:43Thanks.
25:44Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:49I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
25:51Wait, that's Jessica's work.
25:53How does he not know this?
25:56Absolutely.
25:57Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:03You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:16You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:18I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:21I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:26Don't worry, Jackson, with Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:30That's what I like to hear.
26:31All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:33I'm on it.
26:36That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:39Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:41Hardly remarkable.
26:42That's how I hire Miss J.
26:43I won't need her anymore.
26:45Miss J?
26:46Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:48She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
26:51So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
26:53You've already got someone else in mind.
26:55Always two steps ahead, Susan.
26:59Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:01Coffee, always, right here.
27:03Unbelievable.
27:07Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:10Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:25Boss, we have an emergency.
27:36Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:38Are you crazy?
27:39I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:41God, don't go around calling her that.
27:43You told me to call her that.
27:45Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:47Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:50Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
27:51We got her.
27:52She's running trading at TV Securities.
27:54Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
27:57Fired her?
27:58She's brilliant.
27:58How could she get fired?
28:01Something's off here.
28:02Let's go get her.
28:03This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
28:05be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:07You idiot.
28:08You idiot.
28:12This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:16Seeing each other every day,
28:18I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:20Boss, snap out of it.
28:22She's in security trading.
28:24Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:26So we'll buy one.
28:38This office is all mine now.
28:51Broke much?
28:53Disgusting.
29:01Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
29:06Jackson fired, Jessica.
29:07And no one knows who she really is.
29:11I can take advantage of this.
29:19Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:29Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:33Just need your signature to close it.
29:34Boss, boss, boss.
29:38What?
29:40Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:42What crush?
29:44You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:46We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:49What if she's married already?
29:51Well, yeah.
29:51She's incredible.
29:53Of course others would see that too.
29:55Not happening.
29:56Where are you going?
30:02To the racetrack.
30:03Boss!
30:06To the racetrack.
30:07You win!
30:20Yes!
30:20Boss!
30:22The trading system is down!
30:28We need you!
30:42The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:45The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:47All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
30:51We're down at the moment already.
30:53The computer thinks this is normal.
30:54I can't do anything no matter what I try.
30:56If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
31:00Don't panic.
31:01The boss is here.
31:10Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:11Go!
31:12Go.
31:12Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:37So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:41So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:52Boss?
31:53Even you can't solve it?
31:56Sorry.
31:57Food coma's hitting hard.
31:59Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:03Who does she think she's fooling?
32:04What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:07If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:08You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:15Here you go, boss.
32:16Relax, people.
32:31I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:34Go home.
32:35Get some sleep.
32:38And with that, we're gone.
32:40Thank you, boss.
32:41You truly are the MVP.
32:44All right.
32:44Let's go, folks.
32:45Come on.
32:46Let her work.
32:46Let's go.
32:47Let's go.
33:10Nailed it.
33:13Nailed it.
33:16The model's fixed?
33:34The company account.
33:35Hoss is insane.
33:37Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night.
33:40Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:42Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:44Mark, who is our boss?
33:46Really?
33:47Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:48Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
33:52Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
33:54What on earth are we doing during work hours?
33:59And you are?
34:00Meet the chairman's son.
34:02Your new CEO.
34:04Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:08And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:12Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:13You are fire.
34:15Us?
34:17Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:20Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:26Only the best work here.
34:29We made it here on Pure Talent.
34:31You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:33Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:35You just hit her?
34:39What the hell's wrong with you?
34:40I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:42Here is your hush money.
34:49Take it and get out.
34:52You know what?
34:54Here's a little extra.
34:56Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
34:58No one wants to see that.
35:00Drop it.
35:01Just go handle this when she's back.
35:04The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:06Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:08Listen up, everybody.
35:10The market is a savage wilderness.
35:12It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:14It is eat or be eaten.
35:16You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
35:23Those will be eaten.
35:26But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:32Well, top of the leaderboard is...
35:40Caitlin!
35:42Where's my superstar?
35:44That would be me.
35:46Caitlin.
35:48Is this Kayla Twist?
35:50Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:51You know, she has a concert tonight.
35:53Would you want to go?
35:54God, yes.
35:54This is perfect.
35:55This is perfect!
35:56Go now, before you're late!
35:58And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
36:02What?
36:03Why?
36:03The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:06You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
36:10Those numbers must be fake.
36:12And who's your boss?
36:12I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:15It's Jessica.
36:16She's here.
36:17She's here.
36:17You are fired.
36:36Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:40Who I am doesn't matter.
36:41All that matters is that you are fired.
36:43Are you certain about firing me?
36:44You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
36:48precious brain?
36:48You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:50Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
36:54Yeah, and we even made a profit.
36:56You expect me to believe that?
36:57Her name wasn't even on those reports.
36:59So take your headphones and beat it.
37:04Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:06And to you defenders.
37:08Finance takes timing and judgment.
37:10And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:13So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:16Leave them alone.
37:17They have nothing to do with this.
37:19I'll go.
37:22What?
37:22Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:32Susan!
37:33Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:43Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:47Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:49Look around.
37:50Finance is a men's game.
37:52Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing
37:56paychecks.
37:56All right, I did us a favor.
37:57We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
37:59Okay.
38:03Dad, how's it going?
38:06I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:14Woman executive?
38:16Don't tell me it's...
38:19How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:24Just two women in executive roles.
38:27These are the ones.
38:28She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
38:33She built it from scratch.
38:35And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:37Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:40Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:45Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:47Jesse.
38:48I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:50Actually, Jessica.
38:51She's our golden goose.
38:53Now you need to...
38:53Dad, you just focus on getting better.
38:55I'll make sure she stays, all right?
38:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:02Right away.
39:11Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
39:14Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:19It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:22Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:26I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:33We've got a new CEO.
39:35Let's lay low for a while.
39:39Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:44Of course.
39:45All right.
39:46Pathetic.
39:53Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
39:58Come in.
40:00Jesse.
40:02Emergency.
40:03New boss just asked Jessica.
40:04What?
40:05Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:06God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:08He wants you to go see him now.
40:10Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:15Okay.
40:18Good.
40:26You needed something, Jackson?
40:28Jesse, you're right.
40:29Damn, looking good.
40:31Thanks.
40:31Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:36I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:38Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:40How does he not know this?
40:43Absolutely.
40:45Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
40:50You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:03You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:05I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:08I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:13Don't worry, Jackson.
41:14With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:17That's what I like to hear.
41:19All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:20I'm on it.
41:23That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:26Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:28Hardly remarkable.
41:29That's how I hire Miss J.
41:30I won't need her anymore.
41:32Miss J?
41:33Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:35She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:38So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:40You've already got someone else in mind.
41:43Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:46Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:48Coffee, always, right here.
41:50Unbelievable.
41:54Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
41:57Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:20Boss, we have an emergency.
42:24Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:25Are you crazy?
42:26I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:29Don't go around calling her that.
42:30You told me to call her that.
42:32Eight years of this secret crush.
42:34Still no action.
42:34Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:37Wait, hold on.
42:37You found Jessica?
42:38We got her.
42:39She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:41Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:44Fired her?
42:45She's brilliant.
42:45How could she get fired?
42:48Something's off here.
42:49Let's go get her.
42:50This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
42:54You idiot.
42:58You idiot.
42:59This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:03Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:07Boss, snap out of it.
43:09She's in security trading.
43:11Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:14So we'll buy one.
43:15This office is all mine now.
43:38Broke much?
43:40Disgusting.
43:45Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
43:53But Jackson fired Jessica.
43:56And no one knows who she really is.
43:58I can take advantage of this.
44:06Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
44:15Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:20Just need your signature to close it.
44:23Boss.
44:25Boss.
44:26What?
44:27Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:30What crush?
44:31You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:33We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:36What if she's married already?
44:38Well, yeah.
44:39She's incredible.
44:40Of course others would see that too.
44:42Not happening.
44:43Where are you going?
44:49To the racetrack.
44:51Boss.
44:53To the racetrack.
45:06You win.
45:07Yes.
45:07Yes.
45:07Boss.
45:13The trading system is down.
45:19What?
45:20The trading system is down.
45:23We need you.
45:29The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:32The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:35All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:37We're down at certain moment already.
45:40The computer thinks this is normal.
45:42I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:43If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:47Don't panic.
45:48The boss is here.
45:49Stop staring and get out of the chair.
45:58Go.
45:59Go.
45:59Go.
45:59Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:23So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:28So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:39Boss?
46:40Even you can't solve it?
46:41Sorry.
46:44Food coma's hitting hard.
46:46Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:50Who does she think she's fooling?
46:52What does a woman possibly know about all this?
46:54If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
46:56You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:02Here you go, boss.
47:11Relax, people.
47:18I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:21Go home.
47:23Get some sleep.
47:25And with that, we're gone.
47:28Thank you, boss.
47:29You truly are the MVP.
47:31All right.
47:31Let's go, folks.
47:32Come on.
47:33Let her work.
47:33Let's go.
47:41Nailed it.
48:10Oh.
48:11The model's fixed?
48:21The company account.
48:22Boss is insane.
48:24Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:27Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:29Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:31Mark, who is our boss?
48:33Really?
48:34This is as usual, Tom.
48:35Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:38Our algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
48:42What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:46And you are?
48:47Meet the chairman's son.
48:49Your new CEO.
48:51Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
48:55And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
48:59Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:00You are fire.
49:02Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:09Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:13Only the best work here.
49:16You made it here on pure talent.
49:18You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:20Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
49:22Did you just hit her?
49:26What the hell is wrong with you?
49:27I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:33Here is your hush money.
49:37Take it and get out.
49:39You know what?
49:41Here's a little extra.
49:43Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:45No one wants to see that.
49:47Drop it.
49:48Jessica will handle this when she's back.
49:49The board paid insane money for her brain.
49:54Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
49:56Listen up, everybody.
49:57The market is a savage wilderness.
50:00It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:01It is eat or be eaten.
50:03You need to be apex predators,
50:06not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:10Those will be eaten.
50:13But the real alphas,
50:15the real rainmakers among you,
50:17will be rewarded accordingly.
50:19Top of the leaderboard is...
50:27Caitlyn!
50:29Where's my superstar?
50:31That would be me.
50:33Caitlyn.
50:35Is this...
50:36Caitlyn Twist?
50:37Are you a Caitlyn Twist fan?
50:39You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:40Would you want to go?
50:41God, yes.
50:42This is perfect.
50:42It's perfect!
50:43Go now, before you're late!
50:45And as soon as the concert's over,
50:47clean out your desk,
50:48because you're fired.
50:49What?
50:50Why?
50:50The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
50:53You know, I figured a traitor
50:54wouldn't put Caitlyn Twist
50:55above making trades.
50:57Those numbers must be fake.
50:59And who's your boss?
50:59I need to meet the clown
51:00that runs this circus.
51:02It's Jessica.
51:03She's here.
51:04You are fired.
51:23Move your damn foot
51:24and explain what rock
51:26you crawled out from under.
51:27Who I am doesn't matter.
51:28All that matters
51:28is that you are fired.
51:30Are you certain about firing me?
51:32You think you're some unicorn employed
51:33that this place will crash and burn
51:34without your precious brain?
51:35You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:37Jessica hasn't slept
51:38because she was busy
51:39saving us nine figures
51:40because of a bug.
51:41Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:43You expect me to believe that?
51:44Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:46So take your headphones
51:47and beat it.
51:51And trash ruin my shoes.
51:53And to you defenders,
51:55finance takes timing and judgment.
51:58And sticking up for her
51:59shows that you have neither.
52:00So pack your crap
52:02and follow her out the door.
52:03Leave them alone.
52:04They have nothing to do with this.
52:06I'll go.
52:09What?
52:10Is office drama more important
52:11than making money now?
52:19Susan!
52:20Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:30Firing her out of nowhere
52:31might be problematic.
52:34Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:37Look around.
52:37Finance is a men's game.
52:39Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
52:41she was just sitting there
52:41warming a chair
52:42and cashing paychecks.
52:44All right, I did us a favor.
52:45We should have squashed
52:45that bug a while ago.
52:46Okay.
52:50Dad, how's it going?
52:53I forgot to mention to you
52:55there's this one woman exec
52:58you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:01Woman executive?
53:03Don't tell me it's...
53:04How many women executives?
53:08Do we have Susan?
53:11Just two women in executive roles.
53:13These are in the class.
53:16She's a talent
53:17the board paid top dollar for.
53:19A quant model.
53:20She built it from scratch.
53:22And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:24Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:27Jesse.
53:28Harvard PhD.
53:29Start a trader.
53:32Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:34Jesse.
53:35I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:37Actually, Jessica.
53:38She's our golden goose.
53:40Now you need to...
53:40Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:42I'll make sure she stays, all right?
53:47Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:49Right, right.
53:58Pete, honey.
53:59Remember our pillow talk?
54:01Trading director.
54:03One-upping Jessica.
54:06It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:08Babe, it already took a lot of effort
54:11to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:13I know, but...
54:15couldn't you be a doll
54:16and work your magic for me?
54:20We've got a new CEO.
54:22Let's lay low for a while.
54:26Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:31Of course.
54:32All right.
54:39Pathetic.
54:40Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:45Come in.
54:47Jesse.
54:49Emergency.
54:50New boss just asked Jessica.
54:51What?
54:52Wait, he fired Jessica?
54:53God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
54:56He wants you to go see him now.
54:57Am I up next on the chopping block?
54:59Okay.
55:02Okay.
55:05What?
55:13You needed something, Jackson?
55:15Jesse, you're right.
55:16Damn, looking good.
55:18Thanks.
55:18Word is, our quant trading model
55:20is crushing market averages.
55:23I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:25Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:27How does he not know this?
55:28Uh, absolutely.
55:32Jackson, uh,
55:33I actually pulled multiple all-nighters
55:36designing that solo.
55:38You see,
55:39I have pure talent,
55:42unlike some people who
55:43climb the corporate ladder
55:45using
55:45connections.
55:50You're referring to Jessica, right?
55:52I already fired that corporate parasite.
55:54I need your model
55:56because our fund is launching
55:58and I need it to deliver
55:59and maximize company profits.
56:00Don't worry, Jackson.
56:01With Jessica out of the way,
56:03I'll get that updated model
56:04to you in no time.
56:04That's what I like to hear.
56:06All right, get going, clock's ticking.
56:07I'm on it.
56:08That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:13Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:15Hardly remarkable.
56:16That's how I hire Miss J.
56:17I won't need her anymore.
56:19Miss J?
56:20Miss J is a trading prodigy
56:21I met online.
56:22She's the unrivaled queen
56:23of the securities trading market.
56:25So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:27You've already got someone else in mind.
56:30Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:31Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:35Coffee, always, right here.
56:37Unbelievable.
56:41Miss J, you're the only woman
56:43who deserves to be my equal.
56:44Join TV and I'll hand you
56:46the entire company.
57:01Boss, we have an emergency.
57:11Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:12Are you crazy?
57:13I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:16Ah, don't go around calling her that.
57:18You told me to call her that.
57:19Eight years of this secret crush,
57:21still no action.
57:22Look, nothing bad can happen to her
57:24when I'm...
57:24Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:25We got her.
57:27She's running trading at TB Securities.
57:29Well, she was until the new CEO
57:30stepped in and fired her.
57:31Fired her?
57:32She's brilliant.
57:33How could she get fired?
57:35Something's off here.
57:36Let's go get her.
57:37This is the perfect opportunity
57:39for you to step in,
57:40be the hero,
57:40confess your feelings.
57:42You idiot.
57:45You idiot.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity
57:48to bring her on my team.
57:51Seeing each other every day,
57:52I'll finally get my shot with her.
57:55Boss, snap out of it.
57:56She's in security trading.
57:58Clooney Financial
57:58doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:01So we'll buy one.
58:15This office is all mine now.
58:25Broke much?
58:27Disgusting.
58:28Jessica's Jackson's dream girl,
58:37Mrs. J?
58:40Jackson fired Jessica.
58:43And no one knows
58:44who she really is.
58:46I can take advantage of this.
58:47Jesse,
58:51what do you think you're doing?
59:04Jesse,
59:05what do you think you're doing?
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