- 5/30/2025
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:04to close it.
00:07Boss?
00:08Boss?
00:09What?
00:10Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:14What crush?
00:15You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:17We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:20What if she's married already?
00:21Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:23Of course others would see that too.
00:26Not happening.
00:27Where are you going?
00:32To the race track.
00:34Boss!
00:35To the race track.
00:38You win!
00:51Yes!
00:52Boss!
00:53Boss! The trading system is down!
01:00What?
01:03The trading system is down! We need you!
01:13The system is still placing counter trend orders! The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:18All my stop bosses are firing like crazy! We're down 100 million already!
01:23The computer thinks this is normal! I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:27If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:30Don't panic! The boss is here!
01:40Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
01:48The other thing is, I'm going to get out of the chair!
01:51The other thing is, I'm going to get out of the chair!
01:54The other thing is, I'm going to get out of the chair!
01:57I'm going to get out of the chair!
01:59Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators!
02:04So the model thinks up is down and down is up!
02:11So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should!
02:23Boss? Even you can't solve it?
02:26Sorry! Food coma is hitting hard!
02:30Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:34Who does she think she's fooling?
02:35What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:37If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately!
02:39You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips!
02:46Here you go boss!
03:01Relax people, I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden!
03:04Go home, get some sleep!
03:09And with that, we're gone!
03:11Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP!
03:14Alright, let's go folks!
03:16Come on, let her work! Let's go!
03:17Let's go!
03:34Let's go!
03:35Let's go!
03:36Let's go!
03:41Let's go!
03:42Nailed it!
03:44Let's go!
03:47Let's go!
03:49the models fixed the company account hoss is insane fix the glitch saved our butts and made
04:10a kelly in one night time to update that resume tom or was all that big talk just hot air
04:14mark who is our boss really this is usual tom jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch
04:22our algorithm is the reason why tb security is a type what on earth are we doing during work hours
04:28and you are meet the chairman's son your new ceo of course his talents have the board's complete
04:38endorsement and last time i checked these are prime trading hours aren't they well it's actually
04:43funny you mentioned that you are fired us here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity here at tb we do
04:54not tolerate mediocrity only the best work here you made it here on pure talent you want to talk
05:02about mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position you just hit her what
05:10the hell's wrong with you i'm not gonna waste my time talking to garbage here is your hush money take it and get
05:21out you know what here's a little extra use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise no
05:29no one wants to see that drop it just go handle as much as fuck the board paid insane money for her
05:36brain jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her listen up everybody the market is a savage wilderness
05:43it is a dog eat dog world it is eat or be eaten you need to be apex predators not little fluffy performance
05:52faking rabbits those will be eaten but the real alphas the real rain makers among you will be rewarded
06:02accordingly
06:03top of the leaderboard is caitlin where's my superstar that would be me caitlin
06:17is this kayla twist are are you a kayla twist fan you know she has a concert tonight would you want
06:24to go god yes this is perfect it's perfect go now before you're late and as soon as the concert's
06:30over clean out your desk because you're fine what why the nikai opens during concert hours you know i
06:37figured a traitor wouldn't put kayla twist above making traits those numbers must be fake and who's
06:43your boss i need to meet the clown that runs this circus it's jessica she's here
06:48you are fired
07:04move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under
07:10who i am doesn't matter all that matters is that you are fired are you certain about firing me you
07:15think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn about your precious brain you
07:19wouldn't say that exactly jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because
07:24of a bug yeah and we even made a profit you expect me to believe that her name wasn't even on those
07:29reports so take your headphones and beat it
07:32and trash ruin my shoes and two defenders finance takes timing and judgment and sticking up for her
07:42shows that you have neither so pack your crap and follow her out the door leave them alone they
07:48have nothing to do with this i'll go what is office drama more important than making money now
07:55thank you
08:00susan
08:04boss
08:11she's high up in trading firing her out of nowhere might be
08:15problematic
08:17susan susan susan
08:20look around finance is a men's game okay as far as i'm concerned she was just sitting there woman
08:25a chair and cashing paychecks all right i did us a favor we should have squashed that bug a while ago
08:30dad how's it going i forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess
08:44with woman executive don't tell me it's
08:50how many woman execs do we have susan
08:52just uh two women in executive roles uh these are the ones
08:58she's a talented board paid top dollar for a quant model she built it from scratch
09:05and keeping her is non-negotiable our marketing dominance depends on it
09:10jesse harvard phd star trader
09:13dad are you talking about jesse
09:17jesse jesse i didn't fire jesse did i
09:20actually jessica she's our golden goose now you need to
09:24dad you just focus on getting better i'll make sure she stays all right
09:27susan tell jesse to come to my office
09:32pete honey remember our pillow talk trading director one-upping jessica
09:48it's time you pay up lover boy babe it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those
09:56fake credentials i know but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me
10:03we've got a new ceo let's lay low for a while
10:08keep your nose clean will ya
10:11of course
10:15all right
10:17pathetic time to upgrade my meal ticket
10:25come in jesse emergency new boss just asked jessica what wait
10:36he fired jessica god is he suicidal or just stupid
10:39he wants you to go see him now am i up next on the chopping block
10:55you needed something jackson jesse right damn looking good thanks word is our quant trading
11:03model is crushing market averages i don't say this often but i am impressed
11:08wait that's jessica's work how does he not know this
11:12uh absolutely jackson uh i actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo
11:21you see i have pure talent unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections
11:33you're referring to jessica right i already fired that corporate parasite
11:38i need your model because our fund is launching and i need it to deliver and maximize company profits
11:44don't worry jackson with jessica out of the way i'll get that updated model to you in no time
11:48that's what i like to hear all right get going clock's ticking i'm on it
11:54that jesse's everything frank promised sir smart and easy on the eyes
11:59hardly remarkable once i hire miss j i won't need her anymore
12:03miss j miss j is a trading prodigy i met online she's the unrivaled queen of the security
12:08trading market so that's why jesse doesn't measure up you've already got someone else in mind
12:13always two steps ahead susan
12:17susan do you see an issue here coffee always right here unbelievable
12:25miss j you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal join tv and i'll hand you the entire company
12:38miss jessica
12:53boss we have an emergency your wife's in serious trouble are you crazy i haven't even confessed to
12:58jessica yet ah don't go around calling her that you told me to call her that eight years of this secret
13:04crush still no action look nothing bad can happen to her when i'm wait hold on you found jessica we
13:09got her she's running trading at tv securities well she was until the new ceo stepped in and fired her
13:15fired her she's brilliant how could she get fired something's off here let's go get her this is the
13:21perfect opportunity for you to step in be the hero confess your feelings you idiot
13:26you idiot this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team seeing each other every day
13:36i'll finally get my shot with her boss snap out of it she's in security trading cluny
13:42financial doesn't even have a brokerage division so we'll buy one
13:56this office is all mine now
14:08ugh broke much disgusting
14:19jessica's jackson's drinker mrs j
14:21jackson's drinker mrs jessica and no one knows who she really is i can take advantage of this
14:37jesse what do you think you're doing
14:39hey boss we locked in the sky edge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion just need your signature to close it
14:54boss boss what don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush jessica again what crush
15:02you're looking at the future mrs cluny we've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck
15:07what if she's married already well yeah she's incredible of course others would see that too
15:13not happening
15:18where are you going to the racetrack boss
15:37you win
15:38yes
15:43boss the trading system is down
15:50what the trading system is down we need you
16:00the system is still placing counter trend orders the more the market rises the faster we're selling
16:05all my stop bosses are firing like crazy we're down 100 million already the computer thinks this is
16:12normal i i can't do anything no matter what i try if we do this for another hour we're going to be
16:16filing for chapter 11. don't panic the boss is here
16:20stop staring and get out of the chair go
16:29get out of the chair go
16:42come on
16:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:55So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
16:59So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:06Boss, even you can't solve it?
17:14Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
17:17Mind grabbing me a coke?
17:21Who does she think she's fooling?
17:23What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:25If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:27You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:33Here you go, boss.
17:36Relax, people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:52Go home, get some sleep.
17:54And with that, we're gone.
17:58Thank you, boss, you truly are the MVP.
18:00All right, let's go, folks.
18:03Come on, let her work, let's go.
18:06Nailed it.
18:07Come on, let her go, let her go.
18:11Nailed it.
18:41The model's fixed?
18:51The company account.
18:52Haas is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night.
18:57Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:01Mark, who is our boss?
19:03Really.
19:04Though this is as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:09Our algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
19:12What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:16And you are?
19:18Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
19:21Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:25And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:29Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:31You are fire!
19:33Us?
19:35Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:39Only the best work here.
19:41We made it here on Pure Talent.
19:42You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:43Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
19:44You just hit her?
19:45What the hell's wrong with you?
19:46I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
19:48Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
19:50You know what? Here's a little extra. Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
20:05Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
20:07The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:12Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits. Those will be the best.
20:27But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
20:54Well, top of the leaderboard is...
20:58Katelyn!
20:59Where's my superstar?
21:01That would be me.
21:03Katelyn.
21:06Is this...
21:07Katelyn Twist? Are you a Katelyn Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
21:11God, yes.
21:12This is perfect. This is perfect!
21:14Go, now, before you're late! And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fine.
21:19What? Why?
21:21The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:23You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Katelyn Twist above making traits.
21:27Those numbers must be fake.
21:29Now, who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
21:32It's Jessica! She's here!
21:35You are fired!
21:50Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
21:57Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired!
22:00Are you certain about firing me?
22:02You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:06You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:07Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:11Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:13You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:16So take your headphones and beat it.
22:21Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:23And to you defenders. Finance takes timing and judgment.
22:28And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:31So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:33Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
22:36I'll go.
22:39What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:46Thank you!
22:50Susan!
22:57Boss.
22:58She's high up in trading.
23:00Firing her out of nowhere might be.
23:03Problematic.
23:04Susan.
23:05Susan.
23:06Susan.
23:07Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:09Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
23:14Alright, I did us a favor.
23:15We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:22Dad, how's it going?
23:24I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:32Woman executive?
23:33Don't tell me it's...
23:37How many women executives do we have Susan?
23:42Just two women in executive roles.
23:44These are the ones.
23:47She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:49A quant model.
23:50She built it from scratch.
23:53And keeping her is non-negotiable.
23:55Our marketing dominance depends on it.
23:57Jessie.
23:58Harvard PhD.
23:59Star trader.
24:02Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:04Jessie.
24:05I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:07Actually, Jessica.
24:09She's our golden goose.
24:10Now you need to...
24:11Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:12I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:17Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:19Wait a minute.
24:28Pete, honey.
24:30Remember our pillow talk?
24:32Trading director.
24:34One-upping Jessica.
24:37It's time you pay up lover boy.
24:40Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:44I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:50We've got a new CEO.
24:53Let's lay low for a while.
24:56Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:01Of course.
25:02Alright.
25:09Pathetic.
25:10Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:15Come in.
25:17Jessie!
25:19Emergency.
25:20New boss just asked Jessica.
25:21What?
25:22Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:24God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:26He wants you to go see him now.
25:28Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:32Okay.
25:44You needed something, Jackson?
25:45Jessie, right?
25:47Damn, looking good.
25:48Thanks.
25:49Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:54I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
25:56Wait, that's Jessica's work.
25:58How does he not know this?
26:00Absolutely!
26:02Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:07You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:20You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:23I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:25I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:31Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:35That's what I like to hear.
26:36All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:37I'm on it.
26:41That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:45Hardly remarkable.
26:47That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:49Miss J?
26:51Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:53She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
26:56So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
27:01Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:04Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
27:08Unbelievable.
27:10Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:15Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:40Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:43Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:46Ah, don't go around calling her that.
27:48You told me to call her that.
27:50Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
27:52Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
27:54Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
27:56We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
27:59Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:02Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
28:05Something's off here.
28:06Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:12You idiot.
28:15You idiot.
28:17This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:21Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:25Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
28:28Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:31So we'll buy one.
28:36This office is all mine now.
28:46This office is all mine now.
28:56Broke much?
28:58Disgusting.
28:59Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:09Jackson fired Jessica.
29:13And no one knows who she really is.
29:16I can take advantage of this.
29:17Jesse!
29:25What do you think you're doing?
29:34Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
29:39Boss. Boss!
29:43What?
29:45Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:48What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:51We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
29:55Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
29:58Not happening.
30:00Where are you going?
30:02To the racetrack.
30:04Boss!
30:06To the racetrack.
30:08Boss!
30:10To the racetrack.
30:12You win!
30:13Yes!
30:15You win!
30:17Yes!
30:19You win!
30:21Yes!
30:23You win!
30:25Yes!
30:26Boss!
30:30Boss!
30:32The trading system is down!
30:36What?
30:38The trading system is down!
30:40We need you!
30:47The system is still placing counter trend orders!
30:50The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
30:52All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
30:54We're down for a moment already!
30:57The computer thinks this is normal!
30:59I can't do anything no matter what I try!
31:01If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
31:04Don't panic! The boss is here!
31:06The boss is here!
31:14Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:16Go!
31:17Come on!
31:37Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators!
31:41So the model thinks up is down and down is up!
31:46So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should!
31:57Boss? Even you can't solve it?
31:59Sorry!
32:01Food coma is hitting hard!
32:03Mind grabbing me a coke?
32:07Who does she think she's fooling?
32:09What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:12If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately!
32:13You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips!
32:15Here you go boss!
32:20Here you go boss!
32:35Relax people! I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden!
32:39Go home! Get some sleep!
32:41And with that, we're gone!
32:45Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP!
32:48Alright, let's go folks!
32:50Come on, let her work! Let's go!
33:11Nailed it!
33:17Nailed it!
33:37The model's fixed?
33:38The company account!
33:39Boss is insane!
33:41Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night!
33:44Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:46Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:49Mark, who is our boss?
33:51Really?
33:52Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:53Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch!
33:56Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan!
33:59What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:04And you are?
34:05Meet the chairman's son.
34:07Your new CEO.
34:09Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:12And last time I checked?
34:14These are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:16Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:17You are fired!
34:19Us?
34:22Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:30Only the best work here.
34:33We made it here on pure talent.
34:35You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:37Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:39You just hit her?
34:43What the hell's wrong with you?
34:45I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:50Here is your hush money.
34:54Take it and get out.
34:57You know what?
34:59Here's a little extra.
35:00Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:02No one wants to see that.
35:03Drop it.
35:04Just go handle this when she's back.
35:07The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:10Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:13Listen up, everybody.
35:14The market is a savage wilderness.
35:16It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:18It is eat or be eaten.
35:20You need to be apex predators.
35:23Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:27Those will be eaten.
35:30But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
35:34will be rewarded accordingly.
35:41Top of the leaderboard is...
35:45Caitlin!
35:46Where's my superstar?
35:48That would be me.
35:50Caitlin.
35:53Is this...
35:54Kayla Twist?
35:55Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:56You know, she has a concert tonight.
35:57Would you want to go?
35:58God, yes.
35:59This is perfect.
36:00This is perfect!
36:01Go, now, before you're late!
36:02And as soon as the concert's over,
36:04clean out your desk, because you're fired.
36:06What?
36:07Why?
36:08The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:10You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
36:14Those numbers must be fake.
36:16Who's your boss?
36:17I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:19It's Jessica.
36:20She's here.
36:21She's here.
36:24You are fired!
36:25Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:31Who I am doesn't matter.
36:32All that matters is that you are fired!
36:35Are you certain about firing me?
36:36You think you're some unicorn employed that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:37You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:38Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
36:39Yeah, and we even made a profit.
36:40You expect me to believe that?
36:41Her name wasn't even on those reports.
36:42So take your headphones and beat it.
36:43Damn trash ruin my shoes.
36:44Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
36:48Are you certain about firing me?
36:49You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:53You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:54Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
36:58Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:00You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:03So take your headphones and beat it.
37:08Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:10And two defenders. Finance takes timing and judgment.
37:15And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:18So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:20Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
37:23I'll go.
37:26What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:37Susan!
37:40Susan!
37:41Susan!
37:42Susan!
37:43Look around! Finance is a men's game.
37:44Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
38:01Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:04Dad, how's it going?
38:09I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:19Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
38:25How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:29Just two women in executive roles.
38:31Uh, these are in class.
38:34She's a talented board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch. And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:44Jessie, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:50Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:52Jessie.
38:53I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:55Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
38:58Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
39:04Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:06Wait a minute.
39:15Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk?
39:19Trading director.
39:21One-upping Jessica.
39:24It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:27Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:31I know, but...
39:33Couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:36We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while. Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:49Of course.
39:57Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:03Come in.
40:04Jessie.
40:06Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:09What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:11God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:13He wants you to go see him now.
40:15Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:19Okay.
40:31You needed something, Jackson?
40:32Jesse, you're right. Damn, looking good.
40:35Thanks.
40:36Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:41I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:43Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:46Absolutely.
40:48Absolutely.
40:49Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
40:55You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:04You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:05I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:06I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:17Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:22That's what I like to hear.
41:23All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:25I'm on it.
41:27That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:33Hardly remarkable.
41:34Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
41:37Miss J?
41:38Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:40She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:42So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
41:47Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:51Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
41:55Unbelievable.
41:59Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:02Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:12Miss J.
42:13Miss J.
42:14Miss J.
42:15Miss J.
42:16Miss J.
42:17Miss J.
42:18Miss J.
42:19Miss J.
42:20Miss J.
42:21Miss J.
42:22Miss J.
42:23Miss J.
42:24Miss J.
42:25Miss J.
42:26Miss J.
42:27Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:29Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:33Don't go around calling her that.
42:36You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:39Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm- wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:43We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:46Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:49Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:52Something's off here.
42:53Let's go get her.
42:54This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
42:59You idiot.
43:03You idiot.
43:04This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:07See each other every day.
43:10I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:12Boss, snap out of it.
43:13She's in security tradie.
43:15Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:18So we'll buy one.
43:20Dice up.
43:21Don't get an Él ...
43:31This office is all mine now.
43:35Oh.
43:41Ugh.
43:42Broke much?
43:44Disgusting.
43:47Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
43:56Jackson fired Jessica.
44:00And no one knows who she really is.
44:03I can take advantage of this.
44:10Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
44:17Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:24Just need your signature to close it.
44:28Boss.
44:29Boss!
44:30What?
44:31Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:34What crush?
44:35You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:38We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:40What if she's married already?
44:42Well yeah, she's incredible.
44:44Of course others would see that too.
44:47Not happening.
44:52Where are you going?
44:53To the racetrack.
44:55Boss!
44:58To the racetrack.
45:11You win!
45:12Yes!
45:17Boss!
45:18The trading system is down!
45:24What?
45:25The trading system is down!
45:27We need you!
45:34The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:36The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
45:39All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
45:42We're down for a moment already!
45:44The computer thinks this is normal!
45:46I can't do anything no matter what I try!
45:48If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
45:51Don't panic!
45:52The boss is here!
45:53The boss is here!
46:02Stop staring and get out of the chair!
46:03Go!
46:04Go!
46:05First off, we have the floor to do it together!
46:06We start with this one!
46:20Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model thinks
46:31up is down, and down is up.
46:33So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:41Boss, even you can't solve it?
46:48Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
46:51Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:55Who does she think she's fooling?
46:57What does a woman possibly know about all this?
46:59If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:01You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:07Here you go, boss.
47:10Relax, people.
47:23I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:27Go home.
47:28Get some sleep.
47:30And with that, we're gone.
47:33Thank you, boss.
47:34You truly are the MVP.
47:36Alright, let's go, folks.
47:38Come on, let her work.
47:39Let's go.
47:40You're the MVP.
47:49You're the MVP.
47:53You're the MVP.
47:56This is the MVP, this is the MVP.
47:58The model's fixed?
48:26The company account.
48:27Hoss is insane!
48:29Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:32Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:34Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:36Mark, who is our boss?
48:38Really?
48:39This is as usual, Tom.
48:40Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:43Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan-
48:46What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:51And you are?
48:52Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
48:55Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:00And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:04Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:06Are fire-less.
49:09Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:18Only the best work here.
49:20You made it here on pure talent.
49:23You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:25Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:27Did you just hit her?
49:31What the hell's wrong with you?
49:32I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:38Here is your hush money.
49:42Take it and get out.
49:44You know what?
49:46Here's a little extra.
49:48Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:50No one wants to see that.
49:51Drop it.
49:53Just go handle this when she's back.
49:56The board paid insane money for her brain.
49:58Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:00Listen up, everybody.
50:02The market is a savage wilderness.
50:04It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:06It is eat or be eaten.
50:08You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:15Those will be eaten.
50:17But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
50:29Top of the leaderboard is...
50:32Caitlin!
50:34Where's my superstar?
50:35That would be me.
50:36Caitlin.
50:40Is this Kayla Twist?
50:42Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:43You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:45Would you want to go?
50:45God, yes.
50:46This is perfect.
50:47It's perfect!
50:48Go now, before you're late.
50:50And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
50:54What?
50:55Why?
50:55The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
50:57You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:02Those numbers must be fake.
51:03And who's your boss?
51:04I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:07It's Jessica.
51:08She's here.
51:15You are fired.
51:28Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:32Who I am doesn't matter.
51:33All that matters is that you are fired.
51:35Are you certain about firing me?
51:36You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:40You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:42Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:46Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:48You expect me to believe that?
51:49Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:51So take your headphones and beat it.
51:53I can't trash ruin my shoes.
51:58And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:03And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:05So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:08Leave them alone.
52:09They have nothing to do with this.
52:11I'll go.
52:14What?
52:15Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:23Susan.
52:32Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:35Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:39Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:41Look around.
52:42Finance is a men's game.
52:44Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:48All right, I did us a favor.
52:49We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:53So, let's go.
52:56Dad, how's it going?
52:59I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:07Woman executive?
53:08Don't tell me it's...
53:12How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:14just uh two women in executive roles uh these are the files she's a talent the board paid top
53:23dollar for a quant model she built it from scratch and keeping her is non-negotiable
53:29our marketing dominance depends on it jesse harvard phd star trader
53:35dad are you talking about jesse jesse i didn't fire jesse did i
53:41actually jessica she's our golden goose now you need to dad you just focus on getting better
53:47i'll make sure she stays all right
53:49jesus tell jesse to come to my office
53:54right away
53:54pete honey remember our pillow talk trading director one-upping jessica
54:09it's time you pay up lover boy
54:13babe it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials
54:18i know but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me
54:24we've got a new ceo let's lay low for a while
54:29keep your nose clean will ya
54:33of course
54:37pathetic time to upgrade my meal ticket
54:47come in
54:51jesse
54:52emergency new boss just asked jessica
54:56what wait he fired jessica
54:58god is he suicidal or just stupid
55:00he wants you to go see him now
55:02am i up next on the chopping block
55:04you needed something jackson
55:19jesse you're right
55:20damn looking good
55:22thanks
55:23word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages
55:27i don't say this often but i am impressed
55:30wait that's jessica's work
55:32how does he not know this
55:33absolutely
55:36jackson
55:37i actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo
55:42you see
55:43i have pure talent
55:46unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using
55:50connections
55:52you're referring to jessica right
55:56i already fired that corporate parasite
55:59i need your model because our fund is launching and i need it to deliver and maximize company profits
56:05don't worry jackson with jessica out of the way i'll get that updated model to you in no time
56:09that's what i like to hear
56:10all right get going clock's ticking
56:12i'm on it
56:13that jesse's everything frank promised sir
56:17smart and easy on the eyes
56:19hardly remarkable
56:21that's how i hire miss j
56:22i won't need her anymore
56:23miss j
56:25miss j is a trading prodigy i met online
56:27she's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market
56:30so that's why jesse doesn't measure up
56:32you've already got someone else in mind
56:34always two steps ahead susan
56:36susan do you see an issue here
56:40coffee always right here
56:41unbelievable
56:43miss j you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal join tv and i'll hand you the entire company
56:52boss we have an emergency your wife's in serious trouble
57:17are you crazy i haven't even confessed to jessica yet
57:20ah don't go around calling her that
57:22you told me to call her that
57:24eight years of this secret crush still no action
57:26look nothing bad can happen to her when i'm
57:29wait hold on you found jessica
57:30we got her
57:31she's running trading at tv securities
57:33well she was until the new ceo stepped in and fired her
57:36fired her she's brilliant how could she get fired
57:39something's off here
57:41let's go get her
57:42this is the perfect opportunity for you to step in
57:45be the hero confess your feelings
57:46you idiot
57:48you idiot
57:51this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
57:54seeing each other every day
57:57i'll finally get my shot with her
57:59boss snap out of it
58:01she's in security trading
58:02cluny financial doesn't even have a brokerage division
58:05so we'll buy one
58:09this office is all mine now
58:22broke much
58:31disgusting
58:33jessica's jackson's drinko mrs j
58:43jackson fired jessica
58:47and no one knows who she really is
58:50i can take advantage of this
58:52jessie
58:59what do you think you're doing
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