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  • 5/30/2025

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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to Odie the Amazing, about to perform his death-defying diet into this glass of water.
00:19Of course, he made me alone first, huh? Come on.
00:30Well, well, well, well, well. Don't do it. Your own pets. There's never a dull moment.
00:39Ladies and gentlemen, to our field and friends.
00:45And mothers, to help you get started, to give you a push on your way.
00:51To turn you around, get your feet on the ground, for a friend.
00:55No adults, unless accompanied by a kid.
01:04Let's see.
01:05I had one couple of dreams.
01:08A lot of dreams.
01:08It's all that man in his seats.
01:10Let's see.
01:10Oh, he's hanging.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:14I should have.
01:15I'm not too big now.
01:17I think he's rad, but he took a brilliant mind to figure that guy out.
01:37Garfield, come and get it.
01:47It's all peanut butter and fish head stew with pickles on the side and optional chocolate sauce.
01:53Thank goodness.
01:54I thought for a minute there it might be a food.
01:57Not now.
01:59Cody, no, not now.
02:02I have had enough of this.
02:04You're going to stay outside while I go.
02:07Good.
02:07I keep being around there.
02:09Okay, John.
02:13I'll give you one more chance to apologize.
02:15I don't have to put up with that.
02:21There are plenty of people who would love to have a cat, especially one as adorable as me.
02:27The trick to this is adopting the cat if you kitty one.
02:33Pretty disgusting, I know, but it works.
02:35Don't you people know adorable when you see it?
02:48Oh, look at that adorable kitty.
02:51Don't you have anyone to take care of your little kitty?
02:56I'm going to take you home and make you nice and comfy.
02:59And...
03:00Nice and comfy.
03:01Don't you?
03:04I love you.
03:11Don't kitty witty want to take that snappy wrapping?
03:13Kitty witty is getting sick.
03:16I don't think you should be sick.
03:18I don't think you should be sick.
03:20I don't think it's a new stick.
03:20Now, how else am I going to wind up living?
03:22Here's your new home, kitty.
03:28This is just our weekend home. We usually live in a bigger place.
03:32Bigger place? What's it called?
03:35Texas?
03:44Now this is luxury.
03:52Wow, the refrigerator with its own zip code.
03:57It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
04:01Must be hungry, little kitty.
04:03We'll get you some nice and yummy food.
04:15Here comes dinner.
04:18Hiddleston, pillage and yarn.
04:21Old rip roast.
04:22You bigger still.
04:24You hilt it.
04:25You a cow.
04:26A bird of cattle.
04:30What may I ask?
04:32Is this?
04:33Special help for kitty.
04:35Equimiotic soy-byproduct.
04:42I'm glad you like it, kitty.
04:45I'll get you a bigger bowl bowl.
04:49Real food.
04:50I must have real food.
04:51I thought I'd have something light.
04:52I don't want to ruin my appetite for dinner.
04:53Kitty cat.
04:54Now if you ate all that, you'll get a tummy ache.
04:56Now they wouldn't want that, would they?
04:57It's time for your crappyĐœŃ–th.
04:58And you're too skinny, kitty.
04:59Now if you ate all that, you'll get a tummy ache.
05:03I thought I'd have something light.
05:08I don't want to ruin my happy night for dinner.
05:11Yeah, I can't.
05:18Now, if you ate all that, you'd get a tummy ache.
05:21They wouldn't want that, would they?
05:24It's time for your nappy anyway.
05:27Now, we'll tuck you in nice and neat.
05:31Yeah, I didn't wrap it up.
05:32I'm very stressed you like that.
05:38Well, at least things can't get any more.
05:41Crock the bike, kitty, on the treetop.
05:46I wish you were wrong.
05:47This one.
05:48When the bell breaks, the cradle will fall.
05:55And I will, my kitty, whisper and fall.
05:59Crock the bike, kitty, on the treetop.
06:03An excellent example of cruelty to animals.
06:08Anyone who sings like that should be turned out into the street.
06:11Or worse, they need to listen to a tape of themselves.
06:15Crock the bike, kitty, on the treetop.
06:19This is kind of fun.
06:20It's...
06:21Uh-oh.
06:31Boopsy.
06:32Oh, there you are, kitty.
06:35And that's it.
06:36Oh, are you bored?
06:38You want to play.
06:40Well, I'd like to play with Boopsy.
06:42Boopsy?
06:43Boopsy is the cutest puppy in the whole world.
06:47A puppy, huh?
06:49A musician, really.
06:51Oh, Boopsy.
06:53Come on out.
06:54Boopsy.
06:58This is a book.
07:05Oh, look how nice they play.
07:07They're friends already.
07:09Yes.
07:12That's the eight kitty cat we want.
07:18Wink.
07:18Okay, if you say so.
07:24Bye.
07:28Maybe we were a little rough on you.
07:32I better tell him all this for you.
07:36Oh, Garfield, go!
07:39Nope.
07:41There's no place.
07:42There's no place they call him.
07:43Looker's back, Odie.
07:44No, Odie, don't.
07:50You know, I kind of missed it.
07:52And to show you how glad we are to have you back on the hill,
07:56I whipped up my loose-flavored pancakes
07:58and tomato and anchovy syrup.
08:07I think I'll take my chances with Boopsy.
08:10Boopsy.
08:11Boopsy.
08:11Boopsy.
08:14Boopsy.
08:15Boopsy.
08:16Boopsy.
08:17Boopsy.
08:18Boopsy.
08:19Boopsy.
08:20Boopsy.
08:21Boopsy.
08:22Boopsy.
08:23Boopsy.
08:24Boopsy.
08:25Boopsy.
08:26Boopsy.
08:27Boopsy.
08:28Boopsy.
08:29Boopsy.
08:30Boopsy.
08:31Boopsy.
08:32Boopsy.
08:33Boopsy.
08:34Boopsy.
08:35Boopsy.
08:36Boopsy.
08:37Boopsy.
08:38Boopsy.
08:39Boopsy.
08:40Boopsy.
08:41Boopsy.
08:42Boopsy.
08:43Boopsy.
08:44to worry about.
09:14And the ball.
09:21I'll show you how to have fun watching it.
09:26The ball is loose.
09:28And the ball is loose.
09:31The ball is loose.
09:34The ball is loose!
09:36Why are you sitting there watching TV?
09:40The ball is loose!
09:43The ball is loose.
09:46The ball is loose!
09:48Oh, danger! Oh, danger! Oh, danger!
09:51Oh, danger! Oh, danger!
09:53I don't know.
09:55There are those people in the world
10:00who totally lack self-confidence.
10:03See?
10:04What do they like?
10:05PINE! PINE!
10:07The ball is loose!
10:09Well, that answers my question.
10:16Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
10:18Oh, you know what the trouble is when you wave?
10:23Wave, you're afraid of everything, mate.
10:25We've never seen anything like it.
10:27You're afraid of the heart, afraid of a tree, afraid of everything that you see.
10:32You're afraid of the water, scared of the dark, afraid of the daylight, too.
10:35The sun and the shade, we're really dismayed.
10:38Wave, what'll we do with you?
10:40Boom!
10:42You're afraid of the water, scared of the dark, afraid of the daylight, too.
10:47The sun and the shade, we're really dismayed.
10:49Wave, what'll we do with you?
10:56Hey, I'm afraid, but I'm afraid there's nothing I can do about it.
11:00Maybe not, I can hypnotize you into not being afraid.
11:04Hypnotize me?
11:04Yeah!
11:05Do it!
11:08Do it!
11:12Good turn.
11:13Your eyelids are getting heavy.
11:16Heavy.
11:17You will do as you were told.
11:22Yes, Master.
11:24Uh, I think you may be some more.
11:27Oh, you're getting drowsy.
11:34I'm too smart to be hypnotized.
11:37In order to hypnotize someone, they have to be...
11:39When you awaken, you will be the bravest person in the world.
11:45Now, wake up.
11:46And there's really no chance that you can possibly be.
11:48So you might as well just...
11:50Thanks.
11:51Oh, Wade, Wade, my brain tonight.
11:55There might be lightning in the underpants.
11:57So, I am the bravest person in the world.
12:02You're doing it.
12:02Where's school, I'm working?
12:04Wade will never be afraid again.
12:07There's gotta be some words around here somewhere.
12:10One side, folks.
12:11Make way for one bravest person.
12:14But that, Wade, what like Wade?
12:17It's a triple-eyed Wade.
12:19What?
12:20I'm a bullpen.
12:22Thank you, ugly bullpen.
12:24I don't want to become a cheeseburger.
12:26Of course it is better on you one.
12:28And then, hurry.
12:30There's gotta be a cure in here.
12:35Hey, Bo.
12:36Your sister has a leather jacket.
12:38Ha, ha.
12:39My psychology book will cure you.
12:41Let me see.
12:42Let me see.
12:44This is home.
12:50I saw this again.
12:53Remember, there's nothing to be afraid of me.
12:55Unless no one closed the bullpen.
13:00Now, this is a time for escape.
13:06I'm a bitch, Ortea.
13:09I'm a bitch.
13:10They were trying to help me.
13:11Wade! It's time you stop being a coward, Wade!
13:35Yo!
13:37Oh no!
13:38He has a head! He has a head!
13:41Look!
13:43Oh!
13:44That's a little best dog!
13:51Maybe not, I've got an idea!
13:57Help! Oh!
13:59More time! More fever!
14:01We're getting sleepy!
14:04Please, get sleepy!
14:08You are not a bull! You're a chicken!
14:11You are not a bull!
14:12You're a chicken!
14:17Oh!
14:19Oh!
14:20I was afraid we'd call it again!
14:22Hey, we were pretty scared too!
14:24But you did try to save us!
14:26This bravery is just a matter of overcoming your fears for a good reason!
14:30You may be braver than you think, Wade!
14:32And last!
14:33There we go!
14:34Back to the norm!
14:35Hi!
14:36Hi!
14:37Hi!
14:38Hi!
14:39Hi!
14:40Hi!
14:41Hi!
14:42Hi!
14:43Hi!
14:44Hi!
14:45Hi!
14:46Hi!
14:47Hi!
14:48Hi!
14:49Hi!
14:50Hi!
14:52Hi!
14:53You're lazy, man!
14:54I'm getting out of here.
15:04Oh boy.
15:06Sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, corn.
15:11This appears to be impossible.
15:16Gourmet never shies away from the meat taste.
15:21Not the dry side.
15:27It's a little bit soft.
15:29Garfield, have you seen my sweat socks?
15:33Gah!
15:35Gah!
15:37Gah!
15:39Gah!
15:41Gah!
15:43Gah!
15:45Ah, here it is.
15:47It's two o'clock.
15:49Gah!
15:51If you don't have a schedule, I'm not going to get the important stuff done.
15:57Ah, here it is. Two o'clock.
16:03Ma'am, if you don't have a schedule, you're not going to get the important stuff done.
16:13Here you go, boy. And would you go close the refrigerator to one full night?
16:27Did you just... I've heard a fast food, but this is ridiculous.
16:57Oh, please, dear cat, spare me your body.
17:01Please don't eat me.
17:05Please don't eat me.
17:07If we like it, I will get away from you.
17:13What in the world?
17:15What in the world would I want to see a mouse?
17:19Well, cats always eat mice on TV.
17:22Here, I'll show you.
17:27Help! The ill-nusty cat is going to devour me. Help!
17:37Get him! Get that little pussy cat!
17:41That's my cat's dessert for eating mice.
17:46Ooh, what a horrible thing to put on television.
17:49Do they let children watch that stuff?
17:52See? That's eat mice. It says so.
17:54Not this cat. I chase hamburgers.
17:57They're easier to catch in. They taste a lot better.
18:00I'm a cat.
18:02I'm a cat.
18:03I'm a cat.
18:04I'm a cat.
18:05What do I tell this guy?
18:07Boy, he got it saved!
18:09Yeah.
18:14He's going.
18:16Here he goes.
18:17Come on.
18:19See?
18:20Here we go.
18:23mom, hi.
18:25You're a cat.
18:26I'm a cat.
18:27Come on.
18:28Come on.
18:29Come on, come on.
18:30Here he goes.
18:31Come on.
18:32Here he goes.
18:33Come on.
18:34Come on, come on.
18:35Let's see, this recipe calls for one quarter of a milk,
18:55add some eggs, then place in refrigerator.
19:01Guardfield!
19:07Guardfield, the house is filled with lysine.
19:13You know what to do.
19:15Right.
19:16I know exactly what to do.
19:22Excercize.
19:26Disterminators, here we go.
19:28No, no.
19:29You're the cat around here, and it's your job to catch these mice.
19:32It's my job?
19:34Great.
19:35You catch the mice, I'll mess up with you.
19:43Well, here goes nothing.
19:49Hey, this mouse catching is easy.
19:52Wait, what are you carrying on 11 in the morning?
19:55Hi.
19:56I was wrong.
20:01What a clever idea I had.
20:08This is sure to work.
20:11Got you, little guy.
20:16Come on, little guy.
20:17Come on up, little mouse.
20:23Oh, he'd have to be pretty dumb to wind up inside a vacuum.
20:29The bigger you are, the dumber you'd have to be.
20:34This is the country.
20:35I am the Grand Supreme Mouse, and you will all follow me.
20:41Attention, go to the place.
20:45I am the Grand Supreme Mouse.
21:06we can send out the food support they've eaten everything in the kitchen
21:12the only thing left is my other one to do with french dressing
21:22that's the last food in the house
21:29here you go guys
21:36one that knows how to catch mice
21:57i knew you cats were sneaky but i never thought you'd shoot some bad boys
22:06oh
22:08nice going garfield i'm hungry
22:12you don't have
22:18they got everything
22:20don't worry
22:22we still have more of my avocado and peanut butter stew
22:28oh well guys it was nice while it lasted
22:32hey we're signing up
22:34you guys are eating better than we are
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