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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:04to close it.
00:07Boss?
00:08Boss?
00:09What?
00:10Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:14What crush?
00:15You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:17We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:20What if she's married already?
00:21Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:23Of course others would see that too.
00:26Not happening.
00:27Where are you going?
00:32To the racetrack.
00:34Boss!
00:35To the racetrack.
00:40You win!
00:41Yes!
00:42Boss!
00:47You win!
00:50Yes!
00:56Boss! The trading system is down!
01:02What?
01:03The trading system is down!
01:05We need you!
01:12The system is still placing counter trend orders.
01:15The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:18All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
01:21We're down for a moment already!
01:23The computer thinks this is normal!
01:25I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:27If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:30Don't panic! The boss is here!
01:40Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:42Go!
01:45You just!
01:46Up?
01:49Look at that sized wallet!
01:51The end is breaking out
01:52I can't see it right, density, mass الق.
01:56This is my natural opportunity to come up with a,
01:57I'm happy to get out of the space
01:59Like that upfront we could be made
02:00Like that
02:03Yesterdays rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators
02:05didn't make it into our baseline indicators so the model thinks up is down and down is up
02:12so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should
02:23boss even you can't solve it sorry food coma's hitting hard mind grabbing me a coke
02:31who does she think she's fooling what does a woman possibly know about all this
02:38if she fixes it i'll quit immediately you're going to eat those words faster than jessica's
02:41eating those chips here you go boss
03:01relax people i just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden go home get some sleep
03:09and with that we're gone thank you boss you truly are the mvp
03:14all right let's go folks come on let her work let's go
03:31you
03:43nailed it
03:54oh
04:01The model's fixed?
04:04The company account.
04:06Haas is insane!
04:07Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:11Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:13Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:15Mark, who is our boss?
04:17Really?
04:17Clueless as usual, Tom.
04:19Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:22Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
04:25What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:28And you are...
04:31Meet the chairman's son.
04:33Your new CEO.
04:35Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:39And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:43Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:44You are fired.
04:46What?
04:48Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:56Only the best work here.
04:59You made it here on pure talent.
05:01You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:03Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
05:06Oh!
05:08Did you just hit her?
05:10What the hell's wrong with you?
05:11I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:16Here is your hush money.
05:20Take it and get out.
05:23You know what?
05:23Here's a little extra.
05:26Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:29No one wants to see that.
05:31Drop it.
05:32Just go handle as much as work.
05:35The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:37Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:39Listen up, everybody.
05:41The market is a savage wilderness.
05:43It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:45It is eat or be eaten.
05:47You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
05:54Those will be eaten.
05:56But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:03Top of the leaderboard is...
06:11Caitlin!
06:13Where's my superstar?
06:14That would be me.
06:16Caitlin.
06:19Is this Kayla Twist?
06:21Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:22You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:23Would you want to go?
06:24God, yes.
06:25This is perfect.
06:26It's perfect!
06:27Go!
06:27Now!
06:28Before you're late!
06:28And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:33What?
06:33Why?
06:34The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:36You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:41Those numbers must be fake.
06:42Now, who's your boss?
06:43I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:46It's Jessica.
06:47She's here.
06:58You are fired.
07:07Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:10Who I am doesn't matter.
07:11All that matters is that you are fired.
07:14Are you certain about firing me?
07:15You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:19You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:20Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:24Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:26You expect me to believe that?
07:28Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:30So take your headphones and beat it.
07:34Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:37And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
07:42And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:44So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:47Leave them alone.
07:47They have nothing to do with this.
07:49I'll go.
07:52What?
07:53Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:03Susan!
08:10Boss.
08:12She's high up in trading.
08:13Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:18Susan.
08:18Susan.
08:19Susan.
08:20Look around.
08:21Finance is a men's game.
08:23Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing
08:26paychecks.
08:27All right?
08:27I did us a favor.
08:28We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:35Dad, how's it going?
08:37I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:44Woman executive?
08:46Don't tell me it's...
08:48How many women executives do we have, Susan?
08:55Just two women in executive roles.
08:57These are the ones.
08:58She's a talent that board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
09:04She built it from scratch.
09:06And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:08Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:10Jesse.
09:12Harvard PhD.
09:13Start trader.
09:15Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:18Jesse.
09:19I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:20Actually, Jessica.
09:22She's our golden goose.
09:23Now you need to...
09:24Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:26I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:30Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:32Right away.
09:41Pete, honey.
09:43Remember our pillow talk?
09:45Trading director.
09:47One-upping Jessica.
09:50It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:52Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
09:57I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:04We've got a new CEO.
10:06Let's lay low for a while.
10:09Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:14Of course.
10:16All right.
10:22Pathetic.
10:24Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:29Come in.
10:31Jesse.
10:32Emergency.
10:33New boss just asked Jessica.
10:35What?
10:36Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:37God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:39He wants you to go see him now.
10:41Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:45Okay.
10:49God.
10:52You needed something, Jackson?
10:58Jesse, right?
11:00Damn, looking good.
11:01Thanks.
11:02Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:07I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:09Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:11How does he not know this?
11:12Uh, absolutely.
11:14Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters to signing that solo.
11:20You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:31You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:36I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:38I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:44Don't worry, Jackson.
11:45With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:48That's what I like to hear.
11:49All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:51I'm on it.
11:51That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
11:56Smart and easy on the eyes.
11:59Yeah, hardly remarkable.
12:00Once I hire Ms. J, I won't need her anymore.
12:03Ms. J?
12:03Ms. J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:06She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:09So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:11You've already got someone else in mind.
12:13Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:17Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:19Coffee, always, right here.
12:20Unbelievable.
12:25Ms. J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:28Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:50Boss, we have an emergency.
12:54Your wife's in serious trouble.
12:56Are you crazy?
12:57I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
12:59Ah, don't go around calling her that.
13:01You told me to call her that.
13:03Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:05Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:08Wait, hold on.
13:08You found Jessica?
13:09We got her.
13:10She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:12Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:15Fired her?
13:15She's brilliant.
13:16How could she get fired?
13:18Something's off here.
13:20Let's go get her.
13:21This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:25You idiot.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:34Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:38Boss, snap out of it.
13:39She's in security trading.
13:41Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:44So we'll buy one.
13:56This office is all mine now.
14:09Broke much?
14:11Disgusting.
14:19Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:24Jackson fired, Jessica.
14:26And no one knows who she really is.
14:29I can take advantage of this.
14:37Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:47Hey, boss.
14:48We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:51Just need your signature to close it.
14:54Boss.
14:55Boss.
14:56What?
14:58Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
15:00What crush?
15:02You're looking at the future, Mrs. Clooney.
15:04We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:07What if she's married already?
15:08Well, yeah.
15:09She's incredible.
15:10Of course, others would see that, too.
15:13Not happening.
15:14Where are you going?
15:20To the racetrack.
15:21Boss.
15:22To the racetrack.
15:25You win.
15:38Yes.
15:38Yes.
15:43Boss.
15:44The trading system is down.
15:50What?
15:50The trading system is down.
15:53We need you.
15:54The trading system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:03The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:05All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
16:08We're down 100 million already.
16:10The computer thinks this is normal.
16:12I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:14If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
16:18Don't panic.
16:19The boss is here.
16:20Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:29Go.
16:30Go.
16:30Go.
16:50Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:55So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
16:59So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:10Boss?
17:11Even you can't solve it?
17:13Sorry.
17:14Food coma's hitting hard.
17:17Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:20Who does she think she's fooling?
17:22What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:25If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:26You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:33Here you go, boss.
17:34Relax, people.
17:49I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:52Go home.
17:53Get some sleep.
17:56And with that, we're gone.
17:58Thank you, boss.
17:59You truly are the MVP.
18:00All right.
18:02Let's go, folks.
18:03Come on.
18:03Let her work.
18:04Let's go.
18:04Let's go.
18:04Nailed it.
18:31the models fixed the company account hoss is insane fix the glitch saved our butts
18:56and made a killing in one night time to update that resume tom or is all that big talk just hot air
19:02mark who is our boss really this is usual tom jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch
19:09our algorithm is the reason why tb security is a type what on earth are we doing during work hours
19:15and you are meet the chairman's son your new ceo of course his talents have the board's complete
19:25endorsement and last time i checked these are crime trading hours aren't they well it's actually
19:30funny you mentioned that you are fired us here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity here at tb we do
19:41not tolerate mediocrity only the best work here we made it here on pure talent you want to talk
19:49mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position you just hit her what the
19:57hell's wrong with you i'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage here is your hush money
20:07take it and get out you know what here's a little extra use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover
20:15up that bridge no one wants to see that drop it just go handle as much as back the board paid
20:22insane money for her brain jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her listen up everybody the market
20:28is a savage wilderness it is a dog eat dog world it is eat or be eaten you need to be apex predators
20:37not little fluffy performance faking rabbits those will be eaten but the real alphas the real rainmakers
20:47among you will be rewarded accordingly
20:50top of the leaderboard is caitlin where's my superstar that would be me caitlin
21:04is this kayla twist are are you a kayla twist fan you know she has a concert tonight would you want
21:11to go god yes this is perfect it's perfect go now before you're late and as soon as the concert's
21:17over clean out your desk because you're fine what why the nikai opens during concert hours you know i
21:24figured a traitor wouldn't put kayla twist above making trades those numbers must be fake and who's
21:30your boss i need to meet the clown that runs this circus it's jessica she's here
21:35you are fired
21:51move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under who i am doesn't matter
21:58all that matters is that you are fired are you certain about firing me you think you're some
22:03unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn about your precious brain you wouldn't say that
22:07exactly jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug yeah and
22:12we even made a profit you expect me to believe that her name wasn't even on those reports
22:17so take your headphones and beat it
22:21can't trash ruin my shoes and to you defenders finance takes timing and judgment and sticking
22:29up for her shows that you have neither so pack your crap and follow her out the door
22:34leave them alone they have nothing to do with this i'll go
22:37what is office drama more important than making money now
22:42thank you
22:51susan
22:51boss she's high up in trading firing her out of nowhere might be problematic
23:04susan susan susan susan look around finance is a men's game okay as far as i'm concerned she was
23:12just sitting there woman a chair and cashing paychecks all right i did us a favor we should
23:16squash that bug a while ago dad how's it going i forgot to mention to you there's this one woman
23:28exec you absolutely cannot mess with woman executive don't tell me it's
23:35how many women executives do we have susan just uh two women in executive roles uh these are the
23:45ones she's a talent the board paid top dollar for a quant model she built it from scratch and
23:53keeping her is non-negotiable our marketing dominance depends on it jesse harvard phd star trader
24:01dad are you talking about jesse jesse i didn't fire jesse did i actually jessica she's our golden
24:10goose now you need to dad you just focus on getting better i'll make sure she stays all right
24:14susan tell jesse to come to my office
24:19wait a minute
24:29pete honey
24:30remember our pillow talk trading director
24:34one-opping jesse
24:35huh
24:37it's time you pay up love or boy
24:39babe it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials
24:44I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:51We've got a new CEO.
24:53Let's lay low for a while.
24:57Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:02Of course.
25:09Pathetic.
25:11Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:14Come in.
25:17Jesse.
25:19Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:21What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:24God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:26He wants you to go see him now.
25:28Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:31Okay.
25:34God.
25:37You needed something, Jackson?
25:46Jesse, right?
25:47Damn, looking good.
25:48Thanks.
25:49Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:54I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
25:56Wait, that's Jessica's work.
25:58How does he not know this?
26:01Absolutely.
26:02Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:08You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:21You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:23I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:25I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:31Don't worry, Jackson.
26:32With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:35That's what I like to hear.
26:36All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:37I'm on it.
26:38That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:43Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:45Hardly remarkable.
26:46That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:49Miss J?
26:50Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:52She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
26:55So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
26:58You've already got someone else in mind.
27:00Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:03Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:06Coffee.
27:07Always.
27:08Right here.
27:09Unbelievable.
27:12Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:15Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:33Boss, we have an emergency.
27:34Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:35Are you crazy?
27:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:37Ah, don't go around calling her that.
27:38You told me to call her that.
27:39Eight years of this secret crush.
27:40Still no action.
27:41Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
27:42Wait, hold on.
27:43You found Jessica?
27:44We got her.
27:45She's running trading at TB Securities.
27:46Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
27:48Fired her?
27:49She's brilliant.
27:50How could she get fired?
27:51Something's off here.
27:52Let's go get her.
27:53This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
27:56You idiot!
27:58You idiot!
27:59You idiot!
28:00This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:04Seeing each other every day.
28:05I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:06Boss, snap out of her.
28:07You idiot!
28:08I'll snap out of her.
28:09And I'll get her.
28:10I'm gonna have a break.
28:11I got her.
28:12You idiot!
28:13I got her.
28:14You idiot!
28:15I got her.
28:16She's running trading at TB Securities.
28:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:19Fired her?
28:20She's brilliant!
28:21How could she get fired?
28:22Something's off here.
28:23Let's go get her.
28:24This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:25Boss, snap out of it. She's in security tradie.
28:28Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:31So we'll buy one.
28:46This office is all mine now.
28:55Ugh. Broke much? Disgusting.
29:06Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:11Jackson fired Jessica.
29:13And no one knows who she really is.
29:16I can take advantage of this.
29:19Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:34Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
29:37Just need your signature to close it.
29:41Boss. Boss!
29:43What?
29:44Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:47What crush?
29:49You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:51We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:53What if she's married already?
29:55Well yeah, she's incredible.
29:57Of course others would see that too.
30:00Not happening.
30:05Where are you going?
30:07To the racetrack.
30:08Boss!
30:11To the racetrack.
30:14You win!
30:24Yes!
30:31Boss!
30:32The trading system is down!
30:37What?
30:38The trading system is down!
30:40We need you!
30:44The trading system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:49The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:52All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
30:55We're down for a moment already.
30:57The computer thinks this is normal.
30:59I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:01If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
31:05Don't panic! The boss is here!
31:07Time's gonna be turning 10 times over, right?
31:08That's not a perfect time!
31:09Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:10Go!
31:11Come on!
31:12Go!
31:13Go!
31:14Go!
31:15Come on!
31:16Go!
31:17Go!
31:18Go!
31:19Go!
31:19Go!
31:20Go!
31:21Go!
31:22Go!
31:23Go!
31:24Go!
31:25Go!
31:28Go!
31:29Go!
31:30Go!
31:31Go!
31:32Go!
31:33Go!
31:33Go!
31:34Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators, so the model thinks
31:43up is down and down is up.
31:46So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:53Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:00Sorry, food coma is hitting hard, mind grabbing me a coke?
32:08Who does she think she's fooling?
32:10What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:12If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:13You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:21Here you go, boss.
32:30Relax people, I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:40Go home, get some sleep.
32:41And with that, we're gone.
32:45Thank you, boss, you truly are the MVP.
32:48Alright, let's go folks, come on, let her work, let's go!
33:00Here we go, boss.
33:18Nailed it.
33:22The model's fixed?
33:39The company account.
33:40Boss is insane!
33:42Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:45Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:47Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:49Mark, who is our boss?
33:51Really?
33:52Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:53Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
33:56Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
33:59What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:04And you are?
34:05Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
34:09Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:13And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
34:17Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:18You are fire.
34:20Us?
34:22Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:31Only the best work here.
34:33You made it here on pure talent.
34:35You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:37Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:40You just hit her?
34:44What the hell's wrong with you?
34:45I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:51Here is your hush money.
34:55Take it and get out.
34:57You know what?
34:59Here's a little extra.
35:00Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:03No one wants to see that.
35:05Drop it.
35:05Just go handle this when she's back.
35:09I'm bored paying insane money for her brain.
35:11Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:13Listen up, everybody.
35:15The market is a savage wilderness.
35:17It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:19It is eat or be eaten.
35:21You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
35:28Those will be eaten.
35:30But the real Alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:37Well, top of the leaderboard is...
35:45Caitlyn!
35:47Where's my superstar?
35:49That would be me.
35:49Caitlyn.
35:53Is this Kayla Twist?
35:55Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
35:56You know, she has a concert tonight.
35:57Would you want to go?
35:58God, yes.
35:59This is perfect.
36:00It's perfect!
36:01Go now, before you're late.
36:03And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
36:08Why?
36:08The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:10You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
36:15Those numbers must be fake.
36:16And who's your boss?
36:17I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:20It's Jessica.
36:21She's here.
36:22You are fired.
36:37You are fired.
36:38Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:44Who I am doesn't matter.
36:46All that matters is that you are fired.
36:48Are you certain about firing me?
36:49You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:53You wouldn't say that exactly.
36:55Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
36:58Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:01You expect me to believe that?
37:02Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:04So take your headphones and beat it.
37:09Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:11And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:16And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:18So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:21Leave them alone.
37:22They have nothing to do with this.
37:23I'll go.
37:27What?
37:27Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:37Susan.
37:44Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:47Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:51Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:54Look around.
37:55Finance is a men's game.
37:57Okay.
37:57As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
38:01All right.
38:01I did us a favor.
38:02We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:04Dad, how's it going?
38:11I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:19Woman executive?
38:21Don't tell me it's...
38:25How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:26Just two women in executive roles.
38:34She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
38:38She built it from scratch and keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:42Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:44Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:50Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:52Jesse.
38:53I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:55Actually, Jessica.
38:56She's our golden goose.
38:57Now you need to...
38:58Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:00I'll make sure she stays, all right?
39:05Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:06Right away.
39:16Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
39:19Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:22It's time you pay up lover boy.
39:27Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:31I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:37We've got a new CEO.
39:38We've got a new CEO.
39:40Let's lay low for a while.
39:44Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:49Of course.
39:50All right.
39:57Pathetic.
39:58Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:00Come in.
40:05Jesse.
40:07Emergency.
40:08New boss just asked Jessica.
40:09What?
40:10Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:11God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:14He wants you to go see him now.
40:15Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:20Okay.
40:23God.
40:30You needed something, Jackson?
40:32Jesse, you're right.
40:34Damn, looking good.
40:36Thanks.
40:36Word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:41I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:43Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:45How does he not know this?
40:48Absolutely.
40:50Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
40:55You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using
41:04connections.
41:08You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:10I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:13I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:18Don't worry, Jackson.
41:19With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:22That's what I like to hear.
41:23All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:25I'm on it.
41:28That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:31Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:33Yeah, hardly remarkable.
41:34Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
41:37Miss J?
41:38Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:40She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:43So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:45You've already got someone else in mind.
41:47Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:51Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:53Coffee.
41:53Always.
41:54Right here.
41:55Unbelievable.
41:59Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:02Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:23Boss, we have an emergency.
42:28Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:30Are you crazy?
42:31I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:34Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:35You told me to call her that.
42:37Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:40Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:42Wait, hold on.
42:42You found Jessica?
42:43We got her.
42:44She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:46Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:49Fired her?
42:50She's brilliant.
42:50How could she get fired?
42:53Something's off here.
42:54Let's go get her.
42:55This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:00You idiot.
43:00You idiot.
43:04This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:09Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:12Boss, snap out of it.
43:14She's in security trading.
43:15Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:19So we'll buy one.
43:30This office is all mine now.
43:42Ugh.
43:43Broke much?
43:44Disgusting.
43:54Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
43:56You're Jackson's drinker, Jessica.
44:01And no one knows who she really is.
44:04I can take advantage of this.
44:11Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:14Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:25Just need your signature to close it.
44:28Boss.
44:30Boss!
44:30What?
44:32Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:35What crush?
44:36You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:38We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:41What if she's married already?
44:43Well, yeah.
44:44She's incredible.
44:45Of course others would see that too.
44:47Not happening.
44:53Where are you going?
44:54To the racetrack.
44:56Boss!
44:58To the racetrack.
44:59You win!
45:12Yes!
45:18Boss!
45:19The trading system is down!
45:24What?
45:25The trading system is down!
45:28We need you!
45:35The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:37The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:40All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:43We're down for a moment already.
45:45The computer thinks this is normal.
45:47I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:48If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:52Don't panic!
45:53The boss is here!
46:02Stop staring and get out of the chair!
46:03Go!
46:04Go!
46:04Come on!
46:16Go!
46:26Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:29So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:33So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:37It's doing exactly the opposite of what it should be.
46:44Boss?
46:45Even you can't solve it?
46:48Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
46:51Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:55Who does she think she's fooling?
46:57What does a woman possibly know about all this?
46:59If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:01You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:07Here you go, boss.
47:22Relax, people.
47:23I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:27Go home.
47:27Get some sleep.
47:30And with that, we're gone.
47:33Thank you, boss.
47:33You truly are the MVP.
47:35All right.
47:36Let's go, folks.
47:37Come on.
47:38Let her work.
47:38Let's go.
47:51Let her work.
48:05Nailed it.
48:05the models fixed the company account
48:27hoss is insane fix the glitch saved our butts and made a kelly in one night time to update that
48:33resume tom or was all that big talk just hot air mark who is our boss really this is usual tom
48:40jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch our algorithm is the reason why tb security is a
48:46what on earth are we doing during work hours and you are meet the chairman's son your new ceo
48:55of course his talents have the board's complete endorsement and last time i checked
49:02these are prime trading hours aren't they well it's actually funny you mentioned that you are
49:06fired us here tb we do not tolerate mediocrity here tb we do not tolerate mediocrity only the best work
49:20here you made it here on pure talent you want to talk about mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund
49:26i'm not your position you just hit her what the hell's wrong with you i'm not going to waste my
49:33time talking to garbage here is your hush money take it and get out you know what here's a little
49:47extra use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise no one wants to see that
49:51drop it just go handle as much as back the board paid insane money for her brain
49:58jackson won't have the guts to touch her listen up everybody the market is a savage wilderness it is a
50:05dog eat dog world it is eat or be eaten you need to be apex predators not little fluffy performance
50:14faking rabbits those will be eaten but the real alphas the real rain makers among you will be rewarded
50:23accordingly
50:24top of the leaderboard is caitlin where's my superstar that would be me caitlin
50:38is this kayla twist are are you a kayla twist fan you know she has a concert tonight would you want
50:45to go god yes this is perfect it's perfect go now before you're late and as soon as the concert's
50:51over clean out your desk because you're fine what why the nikai opens during concert hours you know i
50:58figured a traitor wouldn't put kayla twist above making trades those numbers must be fake and who's
51:04your boss i need to meet the clown that runs this circus it's jessica she's here
51:09you are fired
51:25move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under
51:32who i am doesn't matter all that matters is that you are fired are you certain about firing me you
51:37think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn about your precious brain you
51:41wouldn't say that exactly jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because
51:45of a bug yeah and we even made a profit you expect me to believe that her name wasn't even on those
51:50reports so take your headphones and beat it
51:53and trash ruin my shoes and two defenders finance takes timing and judgment and sticking up for her
52:04shows that you have neither so pack your crap and follow her out the door leave them alone they
52:09have nothing to do with this i'll go
52:11what is office drama more important than making money now
52:16what is office drama more important than making money now
52:18thank you
52:21susan
52:25boss
52:32she's high up in trading firing her out of nowhere might be
52:36problematic
52:38susan susan susan
52:41look around finance is a men's game
52:44okay as far as i'm concerned she was just sitting there woman in a chair and cashing paychecks
52:49all right i did us a favor we should have squashed that bug a while ago
52:51dad how's it going
52:57i forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with
53:06woman executive don't tell me it's
53:12how many women executives do we have susan
53:14just uh two women in executive roles
53:18uh these are the files
53:20she's a talent the board paid top dollar for a quant model she built it from scratch
53:27and keeping her is non-negotiable our marketing dominance depends on it
53:32jesse harvard phd star trader
53:35dad are you talking about jesse
53:38jesse
53:40i didn't fire jesse did i
53:41actually jessica
53:43she's our golden goose now you need to
53:45dad you just focus on getting better i'll make sure she stays all right
53:49susan tell jesse to come to my office
53:54right away
53:55pete honey remember our pillow talk trading director one-upping jessica
54:09it's time you pay up lover boy
54:13babe it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials
54:18i know but
54:19couldn't you be a doll and
54:22work your magic for me
54:24we've got a new ceo
54:27let's lay low for a while
54:29keep your nose clean will ya
54:33of course
54:37pathetic time to upgrade my meal ticket
54:47come in
54:51jesse
54:52emergency new boss just asked jessica
54:56what wait he fired jessica god is he suicidal or just stupid he wants you to go see him now
55:02am i up next on the chopping block
55:04you needed something jackson
55:19jesse you're right
55:20damn looking good
55:22thanks
55:23word is
55:24our quant trading model is crushing market averages
55:27i don't say this often but i am impressed
55:30wait that's jessica's work
55:32how does he not know this
55:34absolutely
55:36jackson
55:37i actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo
55:42you see
55:43i have pure talent
55:46unlike some people who
55:48climb the corporate ladder using
55:50connections
55:52you're referring to jessica right
55:56i already fired that corporate parasite
55:59i need your model
56:01because our fund is launching and i need it to deliver and maximize company profits
56:05don't worry jackson with jessica out of the way i'll get that updated model to you in no time
56:09that's what i like to hear
56:10all right get going clock's ticking
56:12i'm on it
56:13that jesse's everything frank promised sir
56:17smart and easy on the eyes
56:20hardly remarkable
56:21once i hire miss j
56:22i won't need her anymore
56:23miss j
56:25miss j is a trading prodigy i met online
56:27she's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market
56:30so that's why jesse doesn't measure up
56:32you've already got someone else in mind
56:35always two steps ahead susan
56:36susan do you see an issue here
56:40coffee always right here
56:41unbelievable
56:43miss j
56:47you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal
56:49join tv and i'll hand you the entire company
56:52boss we have an emergency
57:15your wife's in serious trouble
57:17are you crazy
57:18i haven't even confessed to jessica yet
57:20ah don't go around calling her that
57:22you told me to call her that
57:24eight years of this secret crush still no action
57:26look nothing bad can happen to her when i'm
57:29wait hold on you found jessica
57:30we got her
57:31she's running trading at tv securities
57:33well she was until the new ceo stepped in and fired her
57:36fired her she's brilliant how could she get fired
57:39something's off here
57:41let's go get her
57:42this is the perfect opportunity for you to step in
57:45be the hero confess your feelings
57:46you idiot
57:50you idiot
57:52this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
57:56seeing each other every day
57:58i'll finally get my shot with her
58:00boss snap out of it
58:01she's in security trading
58:03cluny financial doesn't even have a brokerage division
58:06so we'll buy one
58:08this office is all mine now
58:22broke much
58:31disgusting
58:33jessica's jackson's drinko mrs j
58:43jackson fired jessica
58:47and no one knows who she really is
58:50i can take advantage of this
58:52jessie
58:59what do you think you're doing
59:01you
59:18you
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